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Date: 02/04/08 01:35 AM

85 Responses to Chocolate Effect

  1. Profile photo of Aimarge88
    Aimarge88 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 12:23 am
    Link: Chocolate Effect - I`m sure there are some drawbacks to this affliction, but for the most part, it looks pretty good to be chocolate.
  2. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:41 am
    god that is creepy when i had farst seen him i almost died
  3. Profile photo of Oshidutako
    Oshidutako Male 18-29
    272 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:41 am
    Lol. Random.
  4. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:41 am
    I can understand the whole `girls like chocolate thing`, but c`mon, that dude looks freaky! With the eyes, and the melting arm thing. eeeeww.
  5. Profile photo of PC-Player
    PC-Player Male 18-29
    129 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:41 am
    first? I wonder if his pee is milk and poo is candy...
  6. Profile photo of Mantolwen
    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:41 am
    Ah, I see they`ve saved money by using the same ad everywhere.
  7. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:42 am
    It would be awesome, but its drawbacks are pretty obvious...
  8. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:42 am
    Turning into a giant chocolate man to impress high maintenance super model women.

    Nah, I`ll pass, Thanks.

  9. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:44 am
    I still dislike Axe.
  10. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:46 am
    oh oops "farst" is "first" lol
  11. Profile photo of Karen_Lumb
    Karen_Lumb Female 13-17
    28 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:50 am
    Oh dear God that is creepy and has actually put me off chocolate. If all chocolate looked like that I would never eat it again. Any guy wearing that stuff will probably make me vomit as well. Never liked the stuff.
  12. Profile photo of Tomolenko
    Tomolenko Male 13-17
    259 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:52 am
    "first? I wonder if his pee is milk and poo is candy..."
    If he`s made of chocolate, why would he poo candy? =/
  13. Profile photo of Sadiee
    Sadiee Female 13-17
    73 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:57 am
    I laugh at this every time it comes on TV.
  14. Profile photo of sunsetxluv22
    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
    414 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 2:10 am
    mmmmmmm yummyyyyyyyy =]
    i`m a chocolate fiend, so i wouldn`t mind eating his ugly face right off!
  15. Profile photo of loljessifa
    loljessifa Female 18-29
    264 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 2:19 am
    The first time that advert came on telly (That i saw it anyway), it rate freaked me out!, and my boyfriend declared that he liked it because it had women pushing their boobies on a window :x
  16. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 2:19 am
    I wouldn`t touch him with a ten foot pole if he looked like that...I don`t care how good he tasted.
  17. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 2:42 am
    I see this add everyday!

    I still love it!, yeah the face it`s not too pretty but the concept is funny.

    ps: If I would see the chocolate man, I would (like the girl did) bite his ass.

  18. Profile photo of StoogegirlSi
    StoogegirlSi Female 18-29
    202 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 3:00 am
    Oh goodness. My boyfriend would be hella better if he didn`t talk and was chocolate. Woot!
  19. Profile photo of engelbert
    engelbert Female 18-29
    236 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 3:01 am
    Eugh, Axe/Lynx is one of the most disgusting scents a man can wear. No amount of chocolate will change that.
  20. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 3:40 am
    "Axe/Lynx is one of the most disgusting scents a man can wear."

    I agree...especially now that its `chocolate` scented.

  21. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 4:19 am
    *arm gets stolen*
    "i love you too...>=("
  22. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 4:41 am
    Hehe, one of the funnier commercials I`ve seen lately. I haven`t seen this one on television yet as I don`t watch it much. Does it show often? Hm.
  23. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 5:49 am
    woooow,i wish i was madeof chocolate...
  24. Profile photo of Zero_Talent
    Zero_Talent Female 13-17
    102 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 6:05 am
    CHOCOLATEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
  25. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 7:35 am
    Bad idea!
    You`ll be stalked, assassinated and eaten by a group of chocoholics

    (lol chocoholics is actually a word?)

  26. Profile photo of flamingbambi
    flamingbambi Female 13-17
    235 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 7:38 am
    that guy scares the crap outta me >.<
    i do rather like the part where the woman bites his ass though.

    shame youd probably get arrested for doing that to someone made of human...

  27. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 8:08 am
    Chocolate and teenage body odor mixed together for a vomitous concoction.
  28. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 8:37 am
    I didn`t like the smell of Axe to begin with. Now adding chocolate into the mix?
  29. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 9:23 am
    I saw this ad in the cinema the other day, but its called Lynx here, not Axe.
  30. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 10:02 am
    next the will add Vanillia! =D
  31. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 10:14 am
    its still kind of weird being made of raw steak, as it stands now.
  32. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 10:22 am
    "shame youd probably get arrested for doing that to someone made of human..."
    LMAO, and i love this add

    i wonder if he`ll last till the next day though

  33. Profile photo of kezerb
    kezerb Female 13-17
    79 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 10:31 am
    this advert is so annoying! Also the Lynx dont smell like chocolate at all
  34. Profile photo of minjofu
    minjofu Female 18-29
    360 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 11:10 am
    What they didn`t show after that finger melting scene was all of the models barfing up the chocolate they just ate..

    otherwise this was just a typical axe commercial .. btw I agree with everyone who thinks axe stinks.. it`s too strong..

  35. Profile photo of zoogle
    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 11:16 am
    I love Lynx/Axe <3
  36. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 11:36 am
    Thats BS.
    I have never experienced the same effects as presented by the Axe Commercials, Maybe I need to use the Spray and not the bar?
  37. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 11:45 am
    Just think...teenage boys everywhere will smell like they bathed in a tainted chocolate bar.
  38. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    Hmmm... If he actually does have sex, then I think that his male parts might melt off.
  39. Profile photo of ___xstacey
    ___xstacey Female 13-17
    91 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    i use that lynx, and i don`t turn in to chocolate D: & yes i know it`s for guys but oh well.
  40. Profile photo of uzy786
    uzy786 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    my friend has that it smells gorgeous but i dont feel like eating him
  41. Profile photo of xdonutx
    xdonutx Female 13-17
    223 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    Wait, so this is actually a chocolate scented spray?
    Does it smell just like chocolate, or are different scents added in?

    Besides, I don`t know why the think women would like a man that smells like chocolate, it`s been proven that women prefer the smell of cinnamon on a guy. (Guys prefer the scent of vanilla on a girl, though, maybe they were going for the opposite here)

  42. Profile photo of fearthekrken
    fearthekrken Male 18-29
    180 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    i wish women would snack on my bellybutton chocolate too.
  43. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    i know i should be offended by this in some way...
  44. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    dammit I`m mad that that was an AXE commercial, lol. I hate Axe commercials but this was actually really cool!
  45. Profile photo of Mariam67
    Mariam67 Female 18-29
    173 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    This is going to give me sexy, chocolatey nightmares. :/
  46. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    should he be a giant, walking ass? `cause thats what that stuff smells like.
  47. Profile photo of Nananook
    Nananook Female 18-29
    65 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    The perfect man? If he annoys you you can just scoff him. This is a bit like the lynx advert - except for the chocolate lol. Seriously though if a guy smelled like chocolate to me I`d just think he`d been eating too much chocolate.
  48. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    i would eat the face first, so i can eat the rest peacefully
  49. Profile photo of paramecium
    paramecium Female 18-29
    268 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    I HATE that commercial. I saw it at the cinema for the first time a month ago.

    I love actual chocolate but that thing scares the crap out of me. I`d run away from it screaming. The face creeps me out.

    (Yeah yeah, i know it`s not real. *shudder*)

  50. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    Heres hoping he gets caught in the sunlight and melts.
  51. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    LMAO! XD
  52. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    Does this mean that i will become an incredibly fattening food source if i use `axe`. I dont know which id prefer, having girls and slowly being devoured by then or no girls.
  53. Profile photo of Korijenta
    Korijenta Female 18-29
    170 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    CREEPY CREEPY SMILE.

    But God I would eat him in a second.

  54. Profile photo of Fool_Be_Gone
    Fool_Be_Gone Male 13-17
    153 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    Looks like a dandy chocolate pedofile. Delicious!
  55. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    Just wrong.
  56. Profile photo of sabreduelist
    sabreduelist Male 13-17
    174 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    A bit strange...

    Ah well, at least they didn`t take the obvious next step in the progressing parade of innuendo.

  57. Profile photo of Intelligence
    Intelligence Male 13-17
    177 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    Oh crap.
    This better not make everyone start spraying on the Axe like it`s water again. The smell pissed me off enough the first time.
  58. Profile photo of randomness07
    randomness07 Female 18-29
    280 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    uhg... that was creepy!
  59. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    I`d bite his Bar.
    And I`m straight.
    Hey Pabasa Tell Akappy to dip himself in chocolate later.
    (old humor)
  60. Profile photo of full_of_rage
    full_of_rage Female 13-17
    299 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    ^^
    I`m sure Akappy would have achieved something from this video. Haha.
  61. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    the ladies would be "eating you" all day
  62. Profile photo of thereforeiam
    thereforeiam Female 18-29
    241 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    Wow. That was pretty creepy. I wouldn`t be going anywhere near that strange, chocolatey man.
  63. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    If anyone here has been unlucky enough to visit Hershey Park in Pennsylvania they would know that the scent of Chocolate is pretty much identical to the smell of dog poo! Give or take some sweetness. Go ahead sniff those hershey bars and kisses and tell me i`m wrong. :D
  64. Profile photo of ladynerd
    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    Well that rules out any kind of sex for that bloke
  65. Profile photo of lieunym
    lieunym Female 18-29
    458 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    I don`t like chocolate anyways
  66. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    that is creepy as hell
  67. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    wow he looked drated up lol
  68. Profile photo of 8o8azn
    8o8azn Female 13-17
    133 posts
    February 4, 2008 at 11:33 pm
    wut it is so HOT about a guy smelling like chocolate all the time...i would find that weird
  69. Profile photo of eeriet
    eeriet Male 13-17
    61 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 12:22 am
    LOL That woman bit his arse!!!
  70. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 5:34 am
    I used to love chocolate.

    NOT anymore.

  71. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 5:36 am
    "The first time that advert came on telly (That i saw it anyway), it rate freaked me out!, and my boyfriend declared that he liked it because it had women pushing their boobies on a window"

    How freakin` rude of your boyfriend to do that. Loljessifa! Have some self-respect and leave that piece of shiznit! Why do women stay with bad eggs anyway?

  72. Profile photo of notsoevil
    notsoevil Female 18-29
    101 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 10:57 am
    "I wouldn`t touch him with a ten foot pole if he looked like that...I don`t care how good he tasted."

    Best out of context IAB quote ive seen yet.

  73. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    I`ve seen the Axe commercial that this is parodying... basically this dude sprays himself and starts smashing off a layer of skin. But being chocolate is all well and good, but what if someone of the SAME gender tried to take a bite out of your ass, like that girl on the tram does?
    0.o
  74. Profile photo of Dragonfirexz
    Dragonfirexz Male 18-29
    206 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    "How freakin` rude of your boyfriend to do that. Loljessifa! Have some self-respect and leave that piece of shiznit! Why do women stay with bad eggs anyway?"

    Are you serious? I would do that too... Any girl that takes something like that seriously, doesn`t deserve a boyfriend.

  75. Profile photo of LadyAdy
    LadyAdy Female 18-29
    23 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    Yeah, I agree with Dragonfirexz on this one. Chill out Estilo, at least he said it in front of her and not behind her back to his mates. Think it`s good they`ve got an honest relationship personally. Anyway, enough about irrelevant crap.

    I love this advert despite it`s apparent freakiness. :D Makes me laugh everytime.

    Oh and Slade, I don`t think this is a parody - it IS for Axe/Lynx. Ps. I think I`d be turned on if a woman bit my chocolate ass XD

  76. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    February 5, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    "As irresistible as chocolate”
    Creative ad, though very....unappealing. T_T
  77. Profile photo of Fabby
    Fabby Female 13-17
    10 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 2:40 am
    I would love to give him a blowjob. ;)
  78. Profile photo of LUVPEACE90
    LUVPEACE90 Female 13-17
    348 posts
    February 17, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    efffin craazy eyes were creepy though
  79. Profile photo of RandomEgg
    RandomEgg Male 13-17
    307 posts
    February 24, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    Did that girl dip a strawberry in his...er...member?
  80. Profile photo of Cyan00
    Cyan00 Female 18-29
    24 posts
    March 30, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    Proves that all girl loves chocolate
  81. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    I hate the smell of that Axe stuff... makes me sick. But that chocolate guy would be fun to kiss.
  82. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    I`ve never seen this on TV before
  83. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    May 25, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    I hate the smell of that Axe stuff... makes me sick. But that chocolate guy would be fun to kiss.
  84. Profile photo of PPPRULE
    PPPRULE Female 13-17
    227 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    ok i have got to stop clicking the randon button.X-(
  85. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    February 6, 2009 at 12:13 am
    His eyes scare me. D: Ugh but I want chocolate SO BADLY.

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