Chocolate Effect

Submitted by: Aimarge88 9 years ago in Weird
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I"m sure there are some drawbacks to this affliction, but for the most part, it looks pretty good to be chocolate.
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Female 1,199
His eyes scare me. D: Ugh but I want chocolate SO BADLY.
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Female 227
ok i have got to stop clicking the randon button.X-(
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Female 505
I hate the smell of that Axe stuff... makes me sick. But that chocolate guy would be fun to kiss.
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Female 505
I`ve never seen this on TV before
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Female 505
I hate the smell of that Axe stuff... makes me sick. But that chocolate guy would be fun to kiss.
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Female 24
Proves that all girl loves chocolate
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Male 307
Did that girl dip a strawberry in his...er...member?
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Female 348
efffin craazy eyes were creepy though
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Female 10
I would love to give him a blowjob. ;)
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Female 1,407
"As irresistible as chocolate”
Creative ad, though very....unappealing. T_T
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Female 23
Yeah, I agree with Dragonfirexz on this one. Chill out Estilo, at least he said it in front of her and not behind her back to his mates. Think it`s good they`ve got an honest relationship personally. Anyway, enough about irrelevant crap.

I love this advert despite it`s apparent freakiness. :D Makes me laugh everytime.

Oh and Slade, I don`t think this is a parody - it IS for Axe/Lynx. Ps. I think I`d be turned on if a woman bit my chocolate ass XD

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Male 206
"How freakin` rude of your boyfriend to do that. Loljessifa! Have some self-respect and leave that piece of shiznit! Why do women stay with bad eggs anyway?"

Are you serious? I would do that too... Any girl that takes something like that seriously, doesn`t deserve a boyfriend.

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Male 949
I`ve seen the Axe commercial that this is parodying... basically this dude sprays himself and starts smashing off a layer of skin. But being chocolate is all well and good, but what if someone of the SAME gender tried to take a bite out of your ass, like that girl on the tram does?
0.o
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Female 101
"I wouldn`t touch him with a ten foot pole if he looked like that...I don`t care how good he tasted."

Best out of context IAB quote ive seen yet.

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Female 2,074
"The first time that advert came on telly (That i saw it anyway), it rate freaked me out!, and my boyfriend declared that he liked it because it had women pushing their boobies on a window"

How freakin` rude of your boyfriend to do that. Loljessifa! Have some self-respect and leave that piece of shiznit! Why do women stay with bad eggs anyway?

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Female 2,074
I used to love chocolate.

NOT anymore.

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Male 61
LOL That woman bit his arse!!!
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Female 133
wut it is so HOT about a guy smelling like chocolate all the time...i would find that weird
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Male 1,162
wow he looked drated up lol
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Female 1,492
that is creepy as hell
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Female 458
I don`t like chocolate anyways
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Female 252
Well that rules out any kind of sex for that bloke
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Female 447
If anyone here has been unlucky enough to visit Hershey Park in Pennsylvania they would know that the scent of Chocolate is pretty much identical to the smell of dog poo! Give or take some sweetness. Go ahead sniff those hershey bars and kisses and tell me i`m wrong. :D
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Female 241
Wow. That was pretty creepy. I wouldn`t be going anywhere near that strange, chocolatey man.
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Male 822
the ladies would be "eating you" all day
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Female 299
^^
I`m sure Akappy would have achieved something from this video. Haha.
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Male 392
I`d bite his Bar.
And I`m straight.
Hey Pabasa Tell Akappy to dip himself in chocolate later.
(old humor)
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Female 280
uhg... that was creepy!
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Male 177
Oh crap.
This better not make everyone start spraying on the Axe like it`s water again. The smell pissed me off enough the first time.
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Male 174
A bit strange...

Ah well, at least they didn`t take the obvious next step in the progressing parade of innuendo.

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Male 1,079
Just wrong.
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Male 153
Looks like a dandy chocolate pedofile. Delicious!
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Female 170
CREEPY CREEPY SMILE.

But God I would eat him in a second.

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Male 1,718
Does this mean that i will become an incredibly fattening food source if i use `axe`. I dont know which id prefer, having girls and slowly being devoured by then or no girls.
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Male 9,305
LMAO! XD
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Male 3,301
Heres hoping he gets caught in the sunlight and melts.
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Female 268
I HATE that commercial. I saw it at the cinema for the first time a month ago.

I love actual chocolate but that thing scares the crap out of me. I`d run away from it screaming. The face creeps me out.

(Yeah yeah, i know it`s not real. *shudder*)

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Male 986
i would eat the face first, so i can eat the rest peacefully
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Female 65
The perfect man? If he annoys you you can just scoff him. This is a bit like the lynx advert - except for the chocolate lol. Seriously though if a guy smelled like chocolate to me I`d just think he`d been eating too much chocolate.
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Male 336
should he be a giant, walking ass? `cause thats what that stuff smells like.
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Female 173
This is going to give me sexy, chocolatey nightmares. :/
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Female 1,832
dammit I`m mad that that was an AXE commercial, lol. I hate Axe commercials but this was actually really cool!
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Female 831
i know i should be offended by this in some way...
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Male 180
i wish women would snack on my bellybutton chocolate too.
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Female 223
Wait, so this is actually a chocolate scented spray?
Does it smell just like chocolate, or are different scents added in?

Besides, I don`t know why the think women would like a man that smells like chocolate, it`s been proven that women prefer the smell of cinnamon on a guy. (Guys prefer the scent of vanilla on a girl, though, maybe they were going for the opposite here)

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Female 111
my friend has that it smells gorgeous but i dont feel like eating him
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Female 91
i use that lynx, and i don`t turn in to chocolate D: & yes i know it`s for guys but oh well.
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Female 239
Hmmm... If he actually does have sex, then I think that his male parts might melt off.
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Female 1,652
Just think...teenage boys everywhere will smell like they bathed in a tainted chocolate bar.
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Male 2,576
Thats BS.
I have never experienced the same effects as presented by the Axe Commercials, Maybe I need to use the Spray and not the bar?
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Female 269
I love Lynx/Axe <3
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Female 360
What they didn`t show after that finger melting scene was all of the models barfing up the chocolate they just ate..

otherwise this was just a typical axe commercial .. btw I agree with everyone who thinks axe stinks.. it`s too strong..

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Female 79
this advert is so annoying! Also the Lynx dont smell like chocolate at all
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Female 1,299
"shame youd probably get arrested for doing that to someone made of human..."
LMAO, and i love this add

i wonder if he`ll last till the next day though

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Male 2,720
its still kind of weird being made of raw steak, as it stands now.
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Male 944
next the will add Vanillia! =D
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Male 2,216
I saw this ad in the cinema the other day, but its called Lynx here, not Axe.
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Female 1,652
I didn`t like the smell of Axe to begin with. Now adding chocolate into the mix?
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Male 1,365
Chocolate and teenage body odor mixed together for a vomitous concoction.
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Female 235
that guy scares the crap outta me >.<
i do rather like the part where the woman bites his ass though.

shame youd probably get arrested for doing that to someone made of human...

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Male 650
Bad idea!
You`ll be stalked, assassinated and eaten by a group of chocoholics

(lol chocoholics is actually a word?)

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Female 102
[swings a plunger] CHOCOLATEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 944
woooow,i wish i was madeof chocolate...
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Male 2,605
Hehe, one of the funnier commercials I`ve seen lately. I haven`t seen this one on television yet as I don`t watch it much. Does it show often? Hm.
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Male 888
*arm gets stolen*
"i love you too...>=("
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Female 960
"Axe/Lynx is one of the most disgusting scents a man can wear."

I agree...especially now that its `chocolate` scented.

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Female 236
Eugh, Axe/Lynx is one of the most disgusting scents a man can wear. No amount of chocolate will change that.
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Female 202
Oh goodness. My boyfriend would be hella better if he didn`t talk and was chocolate. Woot!
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Female 1,697
I see this add everyday!

I still love it!, yeah the face it`s not too pretty but the concept is funny.

ps: If I would see the chocolate man, I would (like the girl did) bite his ass.

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Female 960
I wouldn`t touch him with a ten foot pole if he looked like that...I don`t care how good he tasted.
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Female 264
The first time that advert came on telly (That i saw it anyway), it rate freaked me out!, and my boyfriend declared that he liked it because it had women pushing their boobies on a window :x
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Female 414
mmmmmmm yummyyyyyyyy =]
i`m a chocolate fiend, so i wouldn`t mind eating his ugly face right off!
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Female 73
I laugh at this every time it comes on TV.
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Male 259
"first? I wonder if his pee is milk and poo is candy..."
If he`s made of chocolate, why would he poo candy? =/
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Female 28
Oh dear God that is creepy and has actually put me off chocolate. If all chocolate looked like that I would never eat it again. Any guy wearing that stuff will probably make me vomit as well. Never liked the stuff.
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Male 2,113
oh oops "farst" is "first" lol
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Male 916
I still dislike Axe.
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Male 645
Turning into a giant chocolate man to impress high maintenance super model women.

Nah, I`ll pass, Thanks.

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Male 4,012
It would be awesome, but its drawbacks are pretty obvious...
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Female 387
Ah, I see they`ve saved money by using the same ad everywhere.
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Male 129
first? I wonder if his pee is milk and poo is candy...
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Male 646
I can understand the whole `girls like chocolate thing`, but c`mon, that dude looks freaky! With the eyes, and the melting arm thing. eeeeww.
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Male 272
Lol. Random.
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Male 2,113
god that is creepy when i had farst seen him i almost died
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Female 42
Link: Chocolate Effect [Rate Link] - I`m sure there are some drawbacks to this affliction, but for the most part, it looks pretty good to be chocolate.
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