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Date: 02/13/08 12:35 AM

63 Responses to A Valentine`s Day Parent-Teacher Conference

  1. Profile photo of triplej
    triplej Male 30-39
    382 posts
    February 12, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    Link: A Valentine`s Day Parent-Teacher Conference - Kids are becoming so mature these days--as are their Valentine`s Day cards. Somewhat NSFW.
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    neilyo Male 18-29
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    February 13, 2008 at 12:43 am
    that was incredibly perverted, therefore i liked it
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    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
    308 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 12:50 am
    that was so wrong "he`s great with his sister"

    nice

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    simcon Male 13-17
    254 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 12:55 am
    ^^^^^ rofl
  5. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 1:01 am
    WTF?!
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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 1:04 am
    TITS
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    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 1:09 am
    Hahahaha. . . Yeah, that`s easily the most perverted thing I`ve ever seen. On this website, anyway!

    Hilarious!

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    FatAnorexic Female 18-29
    118 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 1:11 am
    Reminded me of Brave New World. "Where kids don`t have sex with each other."
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    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 1:30 am
    *shudder*
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    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 1:42 am
    There are no words
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    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 1:50 am
    To quote Mortal Kombat, "Flawless Victory".

    Also My valentines day card is the Tits one. That one`s full of epic win.

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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 1:59 am
    Well, it was funny, but it`s too close to reality to be comfortable.

    I mean, if you go to fark.com there`s like one article a day about a teacher having an affair with one of their students. It`s scary.

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    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 2:38 am

    Best line, IMO: "Jeremy slaved away with glitter and lube!"


    This is a great post. :D

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    repost Male 13-17
    190 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 2:39 am
    oh how i wish my family was like that mans

    i just think it would be fun xD

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    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 2:55 am
    The acting reminded me of my friend and was kind of poor... I laughed at the paper with "TITS" on it, though.
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    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 3:05 am
    It makes you wonder, if the whole world acted like that, would anybody actually register it as somehow "wrong?"
  17. Profile photo of LoudIsGood
    LoudIsGood Male 13-17
    68 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 4:41 am
    "Then how come it took him three tries to find my G-spot?"

    *Uncomfortable Silence*

    "JK, he found it on the first try! That kid`s a champ!"

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    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 4:44 am
    Heh, taint.

    "He`s great with his sister!"

    That nailed it.

    (THATS WHAT SHE SAID!)

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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 5:27 am
    @kaizer:
    what do you mean "wrong"???
  20. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 6:01 am
    Indeed.
  21. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 6:01 am
    P.S. I love absurdity.
  22. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 6:44 am
    someone should pass out valentines like that at my school
  23. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 6:49 am
    Meh. Guess who`s not gonna have a girlfriend...
  24. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 7:17 am
    Get that filth out of here!
  25. Profile photo of EvianPosh
    EvianPosh Male 18-29
    125 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 7:43 am
    ha that was pretty good but not as good as the internet party
  26. Profile photo of StoogegirlSi
    StoogegirlSi Female 18-29
    202 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 7:45 am
    I`m speechless. Speechless.
  27. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 8:14 am
    That has got to be the funniest thing i`ve seen all week! Thank you poster!
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    sabreduelist Male 13-17
    174 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 8:17 am
    That was incredibly funny.

    Sadly enough, there probably are plenty of people like that out there.

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    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 9:20 am
    The funniest part was the "Wish you were Here" Vagina valentine I lol`d forever
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    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 9:32 am
    that was absolute brilliance!
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    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 9:44 am
    Haha! "Give me that booty!" and "This is madness!" "Haha, `taint.`"

    Overall, very hilarious. :)

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    audrey10011 Female 18-29
    60 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 10:55 am
    i think i`ll go make a few valentines now
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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    for the most part anything thats widely accepted as normal in a culture cant be seen as wrong. so if everyone acted that way it would be the norm. right and wrong are individual assessments not absolutes. many things that are normal or expected in one culture can be seen as wrong to another. depending on the setting people might go to war over cultural deferences.
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    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    Thats just outright disgusting....but funny
  35. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    lmao wow that was great.
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    i smell a pulitzer prize.
  37. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    ^ pulitzer prizes are not for acting, dumbass.
  38. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    ^ exactly.
  39. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    ^ oh lol ur the funniest deaf woman i know. except for reba macentire.
  40. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    922 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    That was hilarious!! hahaha taint! I`m thinking about mkaing my friends some Valentines day cards now. haha

    @Deaf Woman...why are you arguing with yourself? and why is woman in your username..when you`re a man? Confused a bit?

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    lauralegend Female 13-17
    149 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    AMAZEMENT.
  42. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    We laughed.
  43. Profile photo of Mrsparks795
    Mrsparks795 Male 13-17
    326 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    rofl...the kids such a pimp
  44. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    D: dear god that was uber perverted
  45. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    Hahaha, this post was great.
  46. Profile photo of Double-A
    Double-A Female 18-29
    40 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    That definitely made my day! It started out slow, then the jokes avalanched one after the other! 4 stars!
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    I didn`t just watch that... O_O;
  48. Profile photo of Intelligence
    Intelligence Male 13-17
    177 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    HA! Amazing. I`d love to see more videos from the same writers. :]
  49. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    lmao gross but funny hahaha!!!!
  50. Profile photo of Adyckt
    Adyckt Male 18-29
    98 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    @jebler: you sound like Kwame Anthony Appiah. You should read Cosmopolitanism.

    Omg that video was so TITS. "Wish I were Here" very clever!

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    wtfneonazis Male 13-17
    37 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    I liked the tintin books in the back.
  52. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    Did anybody else find the ending funny but creepy?
  53. Profile photo of thunder86
    thunder86 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 8:59 pm
    This is BS and does not belong here, the final comment was F*&^ed up.
  54. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    February 13, 2008 at 10:32 pm
    Anyone else get The Blue Lotus reference?
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    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 2:04 am
    LMAO
  56. Profile photo of Swingin
    Swingin Female 18-29
    43 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 2:55 am
    Um, ew.
  57. Profile photo of phaseout2004
    phaseout2004 Male 18-29
    150 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 7:18 am
    that teacher gets me hott...

    video was too funny.

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    OMG :P ahhahahahahaha that is good :P
  59. Profile photo of Aimarge88
    Aimarge88 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    im sorry but the acting was rubbish get some real emotions
  60. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    ....disturbing; particularly the ending
  61. Profile photo of ItMakesToast
    ItMakesToast Female 13-17
    103 posts
    February 15, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    Really hilarious in that awkward, perverted, I`m-gonna-wash-my-hands-now kind of way.
  62. Profile photo of SerFox
    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    February 19, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    Ahahaha Oh my god oh my god ahahaha
  63. Profile photo of Afterthought
    Afterthought Female 18-29
    245 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    Eh didn`t really think it was funny.

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