A Valentine`s Day Parent-Teacher Conference

Submitted by: triplej 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_15900_valentines-day-parent-teacher-conference.html

Kids are becoming so mature these days--as are their Valentine"s Day cards. Somewhat NSFW.
There are 63 comments:
Female 245
Eh didn`t really think it was funny.
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Male 276
Ahahaha Oh my god oh my god ahahaha
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Female 103
Really hilarious in that awkward, perverted, I`m-gonna-wash-my-hands-now kind of way.
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Female 403
....disturbing; particularly the ending
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Female 42
im sorry but the acting was rubbish get some real emotions
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Male 4,393
OMG :P ahhahahahahaha that is good :P
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Male 150
that teacher gets me hott...

video was too funny.

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Female 43
Um, ew.
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Male 1,275
LMAO
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Male 734
Anyone else get The Blue Lotus reference?
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Male 189
This is BS and does not belong here, the final comment was F*&^ed up.
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Male 390
Did anybody else find the ending funny but creepy?
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Male 37
I liked the tintin books in the back.
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Male 98
@jebler: you sound like Kwame Anthony Appiah. You should read Cosmopolitanism.

Omg that video was so TITS. "Wish I were Here" very clever!

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Female 1,134
lmao gross but funny hahaha!!!!
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Male 177
HA! Amazing. I`d love to see more videos from the same writers. :]
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Male 9,305
I didn`t just watch that... O_O;
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Female 40
That definitely made my day! It started out slow, then the jokes avalanched one after the other! 4 stars!
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Female 507
Hahaha, this post was great.
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Female 353
D: dear god that was uber perverted
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Male 326
rofl...the kids such a pimp
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Male 646
We laughed.
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Female 149
AMAZEMENT.
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Female 920
That was hilarious!! hahaha taint! I`m thinking about mkaing my friends some Valentines day cards now. haha

@Deaf Woman...why are you arguing with yourself? and why is woman in your username..when you`re a man? Confused a bit?

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Male 2,720
^ oh lol ur the funniest deaf woman i know. except for reba macentire.
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Male 2,720
^ exactly.
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Male 2,720
^ pulitzer prizes are not for acting, dumbass.
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Male 2,720
i smell a pulitzer prize.
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Male 1,425
lmao wow that was great.
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Male 656
Thats just outright disgusting....but funny
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Male 1,142
for the most part anything thats widely accepted as normal in a culture cant be seen as wrong. so if everyone acted that way it would be the norm. right and wrong are individual assessments not absolutes. many things that are normal or expected in one culture can be seen as wrong to another. depending on the setting people might go to war over cultural deferences.
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Female 60
i think i`ll go make a few valentines now
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Male 287
Haha! "Give me that booty!" and "This is madness!" "Haha, `taint.`"

Overall, very hilarious. :)

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Male 492
that was absolute brilliance!
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Female 434
The funniest part was the "Wish you were Here" Vagina valentine I lol`d forever
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Male 174
That was incredibly funny.

Sadly enough, there probably are plenty of people like that out there.

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Male 1,231
That has got to be the funniest thing i`ve seen all week! Thank you poster!
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Female 202
I`m speechless. Speechless.
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Male 125
ha that was pretty good but not as good as the internet party
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Male 944
Get that filth out of here!
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Female 2,064
Meh. Guess who`s not gonna have a girlfriend...
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Female 2,196
someone should pass out valentines like that at my school
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Male 410
P.S. I love absurdity.
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Male 410
Indeed.
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Male 970
@kaizer:
what do you mean "wrong"???
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Male 1,085
Heh, taint.

"He`s great with his sister!"

That nailed it.

(THATS WHAT SHE SAID!)

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Male 68
"Then how come it took him three tries to find my G-spot?"

*Uncomfortable Silence*

"JK, he found it on the first try! That kid`s a champ!"

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Male 777
It makes you wonder, if the whole world acted like that, would anybody actually register it as somehow "wrong?"
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Female 781
The acting reminded me of my friend and was kind of poor... I laughed at the paper with "TITS" on it, though.
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Male 190
oh how i wish my family was like that mans

i just think it would be fun xD

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Male 513

Best line, IMO: "Jeremy slaved away with glitter and lube!"


This is a great post. :D

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Male 4,012
Well, it was funny, but it`s too close to reality to be comfortable.

I mean, if you go to fark.com there`s like one article a day about a teacher having an affair with one of their students. It`s scary.

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Male 896
To quote Mortal Kombat, "Flawless Victory".

Also My valentines day card is the Tits one. That one`s full of epic win.

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Female 252
There are no words
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Male 411
*shudder*
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Female 118
Reminded me of Brave New World. "Where kids don`t have sex with each other."
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Male 189
Hahahaha. . . Yeah, that`s easily the most perverted thing I`ve ever seen. On this website, anyway!

Hilarious!

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Male 991
TITS
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Male 2,113
WTF?!
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Male 254
^^^^^ rofl
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Male 308
that was so wrong "he`s great with his sister"

nice

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Male 203
that was incredibly perverted, therefore i liked it
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Male 382
Link: A Valentine`s Day Parent-Teacher Conference [Rate Link] - Kids are becoming so mature these days--as are their Valentine`s Day cards. Somewhat NSFW.
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