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56 Responses to Women, What Turns Men On?

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    January 4, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    Link: Women, What Turns Men On? - Some of the things this relationship expert says are true, but he`s kidding us if he`s going to leave out the obvious.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    January 4, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    To be fair, here`s the same guy`s take on what turns the ladies on.
  3. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 12:46 am
    What, it`s not Mr. Soul Patch again? Astonishing.
  4. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 12:51 am
    Apparently the only way to get a guy is to be the perfect woman that nobody on earth actually is. Thank you captain obvious.
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    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 12:51 am
    I still live with my mom with no car (no surprise there), I`m the only person who laughs at my jokes, I don`t talk, I`m always nervous, I love wearing guy`s camo pants, and I`m a nervous wreck, and I don`t have any talents.

    Any takers?

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    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
    288 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 12:54 am
    Funny how he mentions good looks for what turns girls on, but not guys? That offends me, i can be just as shallow as the other sex - jeez.
  7. Profile photo of loljessifa
    loljessifa Female 18-29
    264 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 12:56 am
    That`s a bunch of crap.
    All men look for is a nice face, big boobs and a nice bum.
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    loljessifa Female 18-29
    264 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 12:57 am
    *All men I know.
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    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 1:08 am
    bla bla boo boo ga ga,that`s all I hear with these female ears o` mine..
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    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 1:12 am
    uhm my boyfriends not tall,not always confident,grumpy little bastard at times,Still love him better then a guy that`s "hot" (not my view,general)Nothing is more unattrative if a guy spends more time on his looks then I do...Gimme a real man rrrawr! lol
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    miakauisan Female 18-29
    158 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 1:12 am
    iab seems to like this site...
  12. Profile photo of JoeTheRipper
    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
    288 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 1:13 am
    loljessifa - just wait until you`re in college, everyones standards go down due to increase in horniness or easy access to the booze.
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    GoFackATree Female 13-17
    15 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 1:14 am
    Yeah, so I`m not going to trust this dude.
  14. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
    267 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 1:37 am
    Did he suggest that women wear less pants?
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    pinker Female 18-29
    427 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 1:48 am
    Are fingernails really that big of a deal. I am a musician and mine tend to be in good condition but not to his standards.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 1:50 am
    He`s got high standards doesn`t he?

    IMO, as long as you keep yourself clean and not look like a hobo, just be yourself and there will be people out there who will like you.

    Wow, I should totally make a video.

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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 1:53 am
    Blah blah blah...I didn`t watch the whole thing his voice got on my nerves.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 3:02 am
    I just read the transcript. Much faster.

    Basically, what I heard from this was: Smile, smile, smile, independence, smile, smile, passion, smile, smile.
    And a load of "that`s a big turn on!"

    Stupid.

    I don`t even want to bother.

  19. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 3:07 am
    lol yeah Pabasa that`s what I was thinking.

    You don`t have to be perfect, just be confident in yourself, carry yourself well, and keep clean. Did I mention you have to be interesting :-P

    Because you can be the hottest girl in the room but if you`ve got nothing beyond your looks (and especially if you`re snobby) I`ll go talk to the bookworm in the fashionable glasses in the corner.

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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 3:54 am
    *scribbles madly* "...antone...christopher...bitter...man`s...guide...dating..."

    Amazon.ca, here I come!

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    FranWins Female 18-29
    127 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 5:12 am
    Where`s the funny?
  22. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 5:14 am
    that guy is probably a vi rgin.
    loads of women dress like guys? oh yeah? well a load of guys dress like women, why cant it go the other way?
    wear a skirt- f uck noes! i`ll wear skinny jeans if i want to.

    just be your god damn self. you dont have to be einstein to work that out.

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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 6:02 am
    Gee, and to think that I have it all wrong, I always saw someone I liked and went over and talked to them, how could I have been so stupid!! With his method I could have picked the right ones, and not the women I liked.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 6:16 am
    "Nothing is more unattrative if a guy spends more time on his looks then I do"

    thats so true, a guy that spends more time in the bathroom than most women its so unattractive, get over yourself

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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 7:16 am
    boring, repetitive video.
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    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 7:47 am
    It`s too boring to finish watching
  27. Profile photo of TrishIsADork
    TrishIsADork Female 18-29
    135 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 8:10 am
    That website should be called Idiot Village... or Village Idiots...
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 8:26 am
    This should be in the humor category.
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    manditaaknfv Female 18-29
    288 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 8:33 am
    This guy is a laugh
  30. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 9:17 am
    "Suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich, and don`t talk so much."
  31. Profile photo of PandaLoMein
    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 9:25 am
    Haha. . .Hey, B-Hazard, he was giving dating advice, not relationship advice.

    Personally, though, yeah, I`ve dated a lot of strange women in my time, but besides the grammar (much men find that attractive? Please, men are countable nouns, so it`s gotta be MANY) and the white suit, I think he`s right. A woman having her own life is great. I like a woman in a dress, but that`s fine too. The fingernails was just recycled from his advice to men as filler. I don`t care what a woman`s nails look like. . .as long as I don`t have to go to the hospital after she digs into my back during sex.

    My New Year`s Resolution:

    No more psychos, weirdos and co-dependents.

    Ahhh, who am I kidding? I say that every year.

  32. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 9:58 am
    lol, didn`t realize it until I came back just now.

    Just saw the title and that was the first thing that came to mind.

    I guess that`d be a pretty fast date.

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    flamingbambi Female 13-17
    235 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 10:41 am
    that guy repeats himself...A LOT.

    wanker. what`s wrong with wearing trousers? ive seen plenty of girls that look great wearing skinny jeans.

    as for the nails...eh...never caused me any problems. i find it impractical having long "perfectly manicured" nails.

  34. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 10:55 am
    PandaLoMein: "as long as I don`t have to go to the hospital after she digs into my back during sex."

    oh come on, that`s half the fun ;)

    The whole "dressing like guys" I think he means more like cutting your hair short, wearing flannel, scratching your non-existant balls, and not taking care of your 5 o clock shadow.

  35. Profile photo of Mandikins
    Mandikins Female 13-17
    147 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 11:30 am
    Apparently I dress like a guy.

    Actually, I do... Most of the guys around here dress like women.

    Half the guys I know wear tighter jeans and more makeup than I do, Christ.

  36. Profile photo of Qtpil13
    Qtpil13 Female 13-17
    164 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 11:32 am
    Okay, this guy has me sort of stuck in a rut: Am I supposed to get and maintain a French manicure to show that I take pride in my appearance, or am I supposed to play bass, because having interests is a turn on? Really, Antone, I can`t do both... And do guys really care if we don`t wear skirts and heels all the time? That`s sort of impractical... Not to mention I always get looked at by creepy guys when I wear skirts and heels. >.<
  37. Profile photo of Tasoli
    Tasoli Male 18-29
    56 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 11:45 am
    "I still live with my mom with no car (no surprise there), I`m the only person who laughs at my jokes, I don`t talk, I`m always nervous, I love wearing guy`s camo pants, and I`m a nervous wreck, and I don`t have any talents.

    Any takers?"

    Dibs.

  38. Profile photo of hunwa
    hunwa Male 18-29
    105 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    is 6`9 tall enough
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    I am turned on by flat-chested hobo-women.
    And sweatpants, for some reason. I think its cuz they pull down easily.
  40. Profile photo of crazypete
    crazypete Male 18-29
    10 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    What?!?! WTF is a happy smiler? ROFL, and why should a gay guy talk about what turns straight men on? How does he know?
  41. Profile photo of xdonutx
    xdonutx Female 13-17
    223 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    Funny, I listened to that whole video, thought of myself and pretty much fit the standards of what he thought the ideal women was.

    It`s even funnier though, that 95% of guys ignore me and chat up the dumb girl with the big tits. Yep. I respect men for thier great taste in women *eye roll*

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    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    me likee boobies
  43. Profile photo of thereforeiam
    thereforeiam Female 18-29
    241 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    Well, I wear pants instead of skirts and dresses...so according to that guy, I`m screwed...
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    ItMakesToast Female 13-17
    103 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    Psssh. I didn`t even want to watch most of it...but I did read the transcript. Hmmm...manicured nails schmanicured schmails...I`d rather play guitar. =]
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    smells_like Male 18-29
    86 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    *Pulls hair out*

    My brain hurts, how can I be confident when according to him only the good looking guys are attractive?

    This angers me beyond compare but you know? I am too mad to type!111!!!

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    smells_like Male 18-29
    86 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    And now I need a cigarette... does that turn you off as well? Well F U C K YOU!!!!
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    idiotkiller Male 13-17
    162 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    Why would I care if she`s independent or not? I`d much rather her have sex with me.
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    toneman Male 30-39
    527 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 10:23 pm
    Does anyfind it interesting that this guy is an apparent `expert` and he has be continuously refer to the book in his hand?
  49. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 10:24 pm
    Ok, ladies, you want a good guy? Here`s a tip: Lower your expectations.
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    Accurs3ds0ul Male 13-17
    272 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 12:00 am
    Heh, nice one scar104.

    But yeah, the people who interest me the most are the individualist, independent girls who spend time with me, but you know, give me space.

    I mean, Jesus, I know she loves me and all, but there`s no reason she has to spend every waking minute with me.

    Until I move out, that is.

  51. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 12:31 am
    Yes...
    "Be Flirtatious... It shows that you`re flirtatious."

    ...

    I stopped the video around there.
    numbnuts.

  52. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 12:33 am
    He wrote two books?
  53. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 12:33 am
    Yes...
    "Be Flirtatious... It shows that you`re flirtatious."

    ...

    I stopped the video around there.
    numbnuts.

  54. Profile photo of madcow93
    madcow93 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 9:02 am
    I`d look for a happy smily independent woman.
  55. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    I lose.

    Skirts bug the crap outta me.

  56. Profile photo of sheeeeps
    sheeeeps Female 13-17
    429 posts
    January 14, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    well, evidently he is saying that anyone can get a partner.
    ironic the way there are dating website ads on the bottom of the video.

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