The Celiene Dion Test

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Weird
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How long you"re able to watch this behind-the-scenes clip is in proportion to your super-human endurance level.
There are 142 comments:
Female 158
I keep watching it
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Female 158
This made me like her! hehehe she seems cool
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Female 46
i got to the 3 second mark.
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Male 341
I just don`t have the attention span to watch this.
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Male 182
she`s one artist I would love to see develop a heroin addiction.
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Male 330
The fact that this crazy Canadian was chosen to sing with the King of Rock and Roll on American Idol makes me want to puke.
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Female 102
I cant believe i watched that SH*T.

and actually lived.

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Female 943
thats pretty wieeerd.
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Female 582
couldnt do it
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Female 70
Haha is she on crack?
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Male 204
i didn`t know i-am-bored.com had so many celiene dion fans! gosh!
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Female 340
0 seconds..I cant stand the warbling `frenchie` giraffe necked screecher \o/
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Male 813
PrZn, I will buy you and her a couple plane tickets and you can both go to a wonderful far away land and never been seen in public again.
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Male 813
Wow... it really was as bad as the description said. Dear god.
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Male 81
whats so horrid about her..?
shes pretty hot + shes outgoing + has a good voice.
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Male 12
supporting point No. X: She`s freakin` sexy!
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Male 16
wow that was truly horrible, but...
I watched it twice:
1. myself and
2. when I showed it to my friends.

Does that make me super super human :-P

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Male 31
I WIN!
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Male 534
I stuck it out and watched the whole thing, just to see if I could. It feels about seven times as long as it`s actual running time.
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Male 4,393
^^^^ YEAH :p
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Female 7
LMAO "I`m alive - and so are you"

Great observation skills I have to say!

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Male 220
CANT WAIT TILL SUMMER HER LAST GIG IS THEN, FINNALY WE WONT HEAR HER!
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Female 90
oh you wussies. Get over it - everyone`s trying to be cool by declaring their contempt for her.

I`ll admit her singing makes my ears bleed, but there was barely any of it in this video. She obviously doesn`t take herself seriously, and likes to joke around. Really, who`s not weird in their own way?

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Male 814
i am super-human!!
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Female 837
LMFAO!!! "Dr. Evil is her stage lover..."

That was priceless.

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Male 239
It is effing irritating
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Male 9
I watched the whole thing... ... with much pain.

But, does it count if a person is high?

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Male 2,576
I did not even look at the Video, Do I win?
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Female 1,652
I watched the whole thing and I don`t even have a scratch.

I guess I`m invincible.

o.o;;

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Male 842
I really don`t know why people don`t like her. :-/ I absolutely loved this video, because it just goes to show that you can`t have fun unless you`re willing to poke fun at yourself and not blend in with the crowd. She is just a performer who has a quirky personality, and I wish more people could be as outside the box as she is. Besides, she`s got a kicking voice.
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Female 695
That video was not bad. I made it through with no problem. She`s an awesome performer.
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Male 265
Personally, I loved it :)
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Male 11,739
Thanks so much for that. I now have to go kill myself. Seriously.
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Female 1,063
Loved it. All you f*ckers saying all this bad stuff is just pathetic. Yeah she`s a bit extravagant but at least she isn`t some f*cking terrorist killing the world`s people. She is *having fun* and I see nothing wrong with that. Say what you want. While you are crying about how awful she is, she has sold out shows constantly and she is very rich. She has such a beautiful voice and she knows how to make people happy with it. I would rather be happy than sad. kthx.
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Male 204
DONE!!!!!!!! (stop as soon as part 2 started)
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Male 98
i dont get whats so horryfying,
everyone has those stupid moments, all thats needed is a camera at the right moments.
edited together with snappy captioning, it can be funny. i admit it, i laughed, but not because i think shes a weird person on crack or anything like that.
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Male 358
ALL THE WAY.

BEASTED.

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Male 26
omg my brain is bleeding but i made it through the whole thing
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Female 576
i watched the whole thing

and i think i died inside a little

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Male 564
What? No ones gonna spite me for that long rant? Wow, I-A-B is really letting me down here. BTW patthebaker, you don`t double post for the same idea. That`s considered treason by people on I-A-B and is subject to not more than everyone hating you and or feeling bad about yourself.
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Male 1,141
me no feel so good after all that...
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Male 791
ON BEHALF OF CANADA


I APOLOGIZE

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Male 16
i watched the whole drating thing.

now i wanna shoot celine dion.

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Male 73
i had to stop before it was even done loading
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Female 273
I WATCHED ALL OF IT

I AM AMAZING

-cries-

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Male 11
I had to turn it off at the barking. That was just WAY too much.
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Male 563
dratING AMAZING! AMAZING!

It`s been a long time that something that hilariously great has been on here. I love the Parents and Kids line.

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Male 1,766
celine dion is a act of war
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Male 1,766
this is why we should invade canada
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Male 4,012
jinx176, no, that`s not a compilation of her worst moments on and off the stage, coz her whole life is techincally a `worst moment`.

A few weeks ago she had a concert in the UK and I watched it on the telly. Every time she wasn`t singing, she did every single thing on the video (except conduct electricity). She is indeed, as I said, enjoying life to her maximum potential.

And kooky too, one might add.

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Female 2,064
O_____________O ....

I always thought she was one of the most serious people in the world, after hearing "My Heart Will Go On." After seeing (1/3) of this, I`ve come to a conclusion:

Celine RULZ!!!!1!!1111!!1 :-D

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Male 876
I watched it all and I think my heart stopped beating and I died. Oh well, more super-human endurance.
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Male 128
Wow... I watched the whole thing...
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Male 10
Someone obviously has a grudge against her.
You don`t go making a video about someones weird or bad moments and post them online just to get some popularity. It`s disrespectful. Maybe someones jealous of her voice?
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Male 564
fleurdelys,
Techinically, the human body doesn`t conduct electricity based on its water content. The water in our body consists of a pH of about 7.3, which means there are not a lot of ions in our water. Based on research, distilled water with very little or no ions in it will not conduct electricity. Salt water has a lot of ions in it, however, which could lead to a misunderstanding that all water conducts electricity.
BUT... The human body still does conduct electricity. The skin, stomach(really the whole digestive tract), and anything that has been influenced by an outside object(food, soda, needles, etc.) are all places that conduct a lot of electricity.
Just not the water.
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Male 196
I am now weak....my life has changed.
Celine SUCKS!
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Male 453
at 2:13 you can see the cocain left in her nostrils.
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Male 40
Why do people hate her? Honestly I don`t have a problem with her...
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Male 592
I just got back home from Canada. I`m so glad I`m here.
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Female 52
whoever made this video is super human for editing this
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Female 1,589
She`s awesome because you can make fun of her as much as you want and she`ll agree with you. XD
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Male 646
I watched it all because I don`t like her... That was the idea right?
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Female 1,890
i havent been able to comment for ever cus i 4 got my pass but now im back and i was able to watch the whole thing but i almost exited after the 5th second but im used to retarded people now


ive never liked her but my mom does im so showing her this

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Male 220
The real reason Quebec chose not to separate was the rest of Canada INSISTED they take Celine Dion with them. After that, they were like "Eh, confederation. It`s not that bad!"
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Male 220
I stopped at the second air humping.
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Male 623
i watched the whole thing. that means i either have a good superhuman endurance level, or i have no life. probably the second one.
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Male 1,496
yup, canada`s contribution to the world.
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Male 348
I OWN YOU ALL BECAUSE I LIKED IIIT!
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Female 272
30 seconds...the pelvic thrusts were uncomfortable...
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Female 2,220
hahaha
she`s awsome.
I didn`t know she was that INSANE.
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Male 300
Bring on waterboarding!!! I made it through the whole f*ing thing!!! You`ll never make me talk, never!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 1,297
her singing is crap, but she is f*cking amazing, total nutcase, and so funny
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Female 36
I made it through the whole thing, and the only thing I retained is that she`s a crazy bitch.

...Which means I sorta want to get a beer with her. How much fun would she be drunk? Seriously.

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Female 33
i watched it all.

now i got a headache.

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Female 416
I made it all the way through!

I`m gonna go rinse my brain off with bleach and have a cookie now.bye.

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Male 533
five seconds, then my brain exploaded....|-X
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Female 305
Got to the aprt where she started barking and my intestines threw up.
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Male 272
I came in questioning my super-human endurance capability.

I watched the whole video and now the only side-effect is a mild headache.
I rule. I could probably withstand freakin` Chinese water torture.

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Female 90
oh yeah, and btw, I`m getting sick of the spelling mistakes on IAB.

...It`s Celine, not Celiene...

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Female 90
Well, I hated Celine until I saw this video. It was drating hilarious, especially when she was interacting with her fans. The one girl looked like she was thinking "oh my god, what have I gotten myself into...I`m trapped with a crazy woman!". But I thought she came accross as a nice person, albeit kooky.
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Male 2,486
"
Parents+children=everybody?? What happened to the adults who don`t have kids?"

They are children of someone too.

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Male 1,287
Anyone else laugh their head off when she sang Stevie Wonder`s "I Wish"?
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Female 511
I never minded Celine Dion. I hated that damn Titanic song, but mostly because it was overplayed. Now, had this been a video about any assorted rap artist (they`re pretty much all the same to me), I would`ve made it... 5 seconds?
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Female 2,196
the adults who dont have kids are still children of their parents

i watched it all the way through and now i cant remember what it was about

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Male 68
Whole thing.

And it was worth it.

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Female 215
Parents+children=everybody?? What happened to the adults who don`t have kids?

And you all conduct electricity. You`re made of water.

She sings better than all of us. I find her songs annoying, I find HER annoying, I`m jealous, yeah. But I don`t get why people laugh at her singing voice, which is incredible... when we could -- and should -- all just laugh and point at her long-haired son instead?

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Male 407
I watched the whole thing.
funny parts where

PARENTS+CHILDREN=EVERYBODY
xDDDDD

Conducts Electricity,

and the gangsta!

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Female 84
The first few seconds were so tempting to turn it off. But I sat throught the while thing. Stillt empted to claw my eyes out at parts (Her "amazing" acting skills, for one).

The black guy at the end made it all worth it, though. No diva is complete wihtout having a stereotypically gay black man to talk (or sing) about how great she is. ;)

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Male 552
She conducts electricity. lol
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Male 2,486
Watched the whole thing.. I.. I.

I think I need to go lay down.

[head explode]

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Male 329
idk i im scareed or if im just ..... well ill say the video is horrifyingly undescribable.
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Male 3,310
People given too much power to express themselves however they want eventually go crazy. When you no long have friends that can say to you, "STFU, you acting crazy" because they all want to be on the gravy train, it gets worse and worse over time.
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Female 322
^^ yeah!

I thought she would be too much of a diva to be so nutty!

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Female 51
how can any body not love her after this video is beyond me!!
tht rocked
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Female 79
I watched the whole thing and now I feel better about myself.
There are some more effed up people in the world than me ^_^
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Female 164
That wasn`t so bad, except for the singing.
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Female 1,470
Shes so jks sometimes but the other half
is just weird
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Male 5
I got as far as "buffering".
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Female 1,571
ooo ahh i watched this on msn.com last night! and i see how it is..i submit something...prolli doesnt even get looked at but then fancylad is like oh hey im an admin so i can put whatever i want on here, when i want...so im going to take this vid and place it on here...grrr..dang admins
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Female 217
She`s better than Britney Spears, that`s for sure. Still doesn`t measure up to the Spice Girls though, nobody can. Spice Girls has awesome out the Wazoo.

Anyway, I watched the thing to the end. Can I have a cookie?

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Female 245
i also watched the whole thing, im just that bored :P
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Female 62
wuf wuf
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Female 216
Love her
She`s great!!
Ha
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Male 28
I watched the whole thing lol
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Female 97
Should I be worried that I watched it all and now love her? Despite not even knowing her songs. (apart from the titanic one of course)
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Male 3
Well, I did make it through, proving the theory that I am in fact superhuman. However I did have to pause half way through to make some ritual sacrifices to clear my head. In other news, Rock on Celiene....
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Female 1,697
wow, I didn`t know she was so crazy, she is daaammnnn crazy and gets annoying and embarrasing. But I could stood for the test, f*ck!
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Female 460
LOL she is so funny! I thought hte vid was going to be boring-but it was pretty cool she is a total nutcase!
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Female 275
who knew celine dion`s personality was actually MORE obnoxious than her singing?
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Female 1,007
Super-humans feel pain too, y`know.
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Female 62
HAHA!! I saw the whole thing. o_0
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Male 619
I watched the whole thing then I did something less painfull, stuck my wang in a woodchiper.
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Male 888
[email protected]
and yea i watched it all the way as well @[email protected]
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Female 831
I think i`m gonna go watch it again. then add it to my facebook.
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Female 831
i watched the whole thing.

lol

i love how she BASICALLY gives that handicapped kid a lap dance. And the best part is when she does the dedication to "all the parents, and all the children in the world"

anyone love her more after watching that?

(everybody doop, do doop)

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Female 268
I watched it all the way through.

I MADE myself watch it all the way through.

WHY?!!!!

(i admit it was funny in parts, but that might mean i lost a shred of sanity - iand i don`t have a lot of it - today).

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Female 32
Haha she`s silly. Towards the end of the video is funny though :)
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Male 395
about half a second!
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Male 38
Hahahahaha that`s hilarious!!
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Male 4,431
I made it to the beginning of "Special Relationship with Her Fans" and had to stop. That`s not quite half way. I felt wimpy, but after stopping the video, rinsing my eyes and ears with Drain-O and waiting an hour, my head has now stopped hurting, so I can at least take solace in knowing that I`m a fast healer.
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Male 4,246
That was pretty silly, but BRUTALLY ANNOYING. So I can`t decide if I like it or not.

"All the parents + children of the world = F**KING EVERYBODY!"

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Female 30
Hahaha! LMAO @ Dr Evil.
I always hated Celine, until now XD
How much crack does that lady take?
She`s a complete nutter...hahaha!
Class!
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Male 102
i just saw the whole thing...

and i just lost my soul and self-respect

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Male 777
^
Yeah, but it hurts to see somebody so happy, since we`re all so miserable.
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Male 4,012
I see nothing wrong ith her antics. She`s enjoying life, and I think one cannot truly enjoy life until one can laugh and make jokes at your own expense.

Awesome voice to boot.

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Female 4,028
I don`t get what`s so "horrible" about her. I found it to be pretty silly.

Seriously. There are worse artists out there.

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Male 991
I didn`t know she was so goofy.

I watch the whole thing in agony.

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Male 376
the only thing that sucks more than celine is this stupid video.
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Female 3,562
i made it about 20 seconds
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Female 12
I would love to see the pictures of when she was just a nappy headed boy.... just saying...
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Male 513

^^^Amen, Darkness9!!
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Male 46
I got to six and then I had to turn it off and go throw up. Thank god I`m alive.
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Male 650
I watched through it all
In conclusion:
I have more than super-human endurance
Also:
My brains are fried
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Male 385
I watched it all. Very tongue in cheek, and I like that.
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Male 31
Dear lord.. now that the vegas gig is over we here in canada have to deal with her again... NOOOOOOO!!.
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Male 516
Please! Kill me! Somebody just kill me! I can´t stop hearing this voice in my head!
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Female 2,084
i actually watched the whole thing. but the part where it says she never stops singing she is just exercising her voice.

and the rest of the video was pretty funny.

she`s gansta!! lol.

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Male 458
aaaghhh make it stop make it stoooppp!!!!>_<
the CIA should use this as torture instead of waterboarding
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Female 1,605
Poor Celine. Even her home country has had enough, and the Vegas gig is over.
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Male 513

I`m so happy that we here in Nova Scotia told her to F*CK OFF!!!
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Female 23
I could barely get through half of that. Who knew she was that annoying?? I lol`d at the pelvic thrusting.
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Male 20,909
Link: The Celiene Dion Test [Rate Link] - How long you`re able to watch this behind-the-scenes clip is in proportion to your super-human endurance level.
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