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Date: 01/18/08 12:20 AM

75 Responses to The 12 Best Homeless Guy Signs

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    January 17, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    Link: The 12 Best Homeless Guy Signs - To be honest, my neighborhood homeless guys won`t be getting my money unless they come up with funny signs like these.
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 12:25 am
    Hahahahaha
    Yeah, really good.

    "Why Lie, need beer" Seems popular

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    pinkflyd25 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 12:25 am
    haha. if a homeless guys sign is funny, they arent poor. real homeless people are too hungry to be funny.

    Name the person who said that and win!

  4. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 12:26 am
    Bahahahah!

    Hilarious.

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    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 12:26 am
    Not bad lol
  6. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 12:27 am
    pinkflyd25 - Er, you?
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    pinkflyd25 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 12:29 am
    AmyNicole - I may have botched it but I believe it was Chris Rock form "No SEx in the Champagne Room"
  8. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 12:30 am
    Kind of funny.
  9. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 12:30 am
    pinkflyd25, YOU said that!
    What have I won?
  10. Profile photo of ladynerd
    ladynerd Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 12:31 am
    Some of those were good I liked the time traveler 1
  11. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 12:41 am
    pinkflyd25 - Oh, hah. Nice guess, though. :D

    tomsfox- Ya nastyyyy. I thought of it first!

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    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 12:52 am
    HAHAHA i like the "betcha cant hit me with a quarter" one i wonder how much he made with that.
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    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
    308 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 12:53 am
    I think we found the scabs for the writer`s strike.
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    fodarexiii Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 12:55 am
    Hahaha awesome! The wife kidnapped, Time Traveler and Need Kung-Foo lessons were the best ones
  15. Profile photo of PalpGutz
    PalpGutz Male 18-29
    96 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 12:57 am
    the ninja`s killed my family one and wife ransom one FTW.
  16. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 2:04 am
    "Betcha can`t hit me with a quarter". Smart!

  17. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 2:21 am
    ^^ yeah, my favourite too.
  18. Profile photo of bombsquad505
    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 2:38 am
    I was in Albuquerque one time and there was a guy standing on the corner holding a sign that said, "Need money for bullets to rob bank", haha.
  19. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 2:47 am
    Eh. My neighborhood bum has one that says, "I`m not gonna lie. I need money for booze." I see that a lot.

    Homeless Jedi was sorta funny. But I feel sorta bad for laughing at hobos. : /

  20. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 4:05 am
    Honest truth: I actually saw the "Ninjas killed my family give me money for kung-fu lessons" guy with that very sign about two weeks ago. At the time I felt more like kicking him than giving him money. But there`s another homeless guy who ticks me off more, and he`s not on here because his sign isn`t clever - that one says "Give me money because I`m Jewish," and I experience rage every time I pass him by.
  21. Profile photo of RelaxEnjoy
    RelaxEnjoy Male 18-29
    205 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 5:22 am
    pity for him that your such a cnut then, isnt it?
  22. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2008 at 5:56 am
    Meh
  23. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
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    January 18, 2008 at 6:35 am
    I would totally give that one guy a beer too just for being honest.
  24. Profile photo of masterbob
    masterbob Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2008 at 7:00 am
    lulz the ninja and wife ransom ones were the best, i also kinda liked the I am blind one.
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    EvianPosh Male 18-29
    125 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 7:03 am
    Is the guy who needs a beer wearing a wizard hat or something? I`d give him one for that. Betcha can`t hit me with a quarter and the kung-fu lessons are the best though. <3
  26. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
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    January 18, 2008 at 8:04 am
    I blame their situation on the writers strike.
  27. Profile photo of Upaut
    Upaut Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 8:28 am
    It`s a shame that I never caught a picture of this one bum I saw up in Seattle. Although now I don`t quite remember what his sign said, his was the most original, folding downward to reveal more of his sign to those nearby.
  28. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 8:42 am
    Lmaoo loved thaa `bet you can`t hit mee with a quarter` onee :D
  29. Profile photo of danasmana
    danasmana Female 13-17
    66 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 9:16 am
    a guy near my school has

    "visions of a cheeseburger"

    but then another guy took his idea


    and he can draw a goood lookin cheeseburger

  30. Profile photo of flamingbambi
    flamingbambi Female 13-17
    235 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 9:36 am
    couldn`t the homeless jedi just use the jedi mind trick and trick people into giving him stuff?
    ..............
    .............
    HE`S NOT A REAL JEDI! :O
  31. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 9:46 am
    I would SO make a better homeless person than these guys.
  32. Profile photo of OtisCampbell
    OtisCampbell Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 9:57 am
    ^^RelaxEnjoy - "pity for him that your such a cnut then, isnt it?"

    It`s "you`re"; and what`s a cnut?

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    cookii Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 10:14 am
    lmao, betcha cant hit me with a quarter, and out of luck, need a buck
  34. Profile photo of xKaleigh
    xKaleigh Female 13-17
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    January 18, 2008 at 11:29 am
    "I think we found the scabs for the writer`s strike."


    roflmao.

  35. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 11:31 am
    haha :D
  36. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 11:37 am
    I saw this thing on tv where this guy does this for a living and he makes like $70,000 a year, tax free... hobos got it made
  37. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2008 at 11:40 am
    looks like we got a grammar nazi here

    betcha can`t hit me with a quarter was awesome

  38. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 11:41 am
    quite fuuny signs tbh
  39. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 11:43 am
    ah man i`ve seen the guy w para vino, etc. in barcelona
  40. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    "I`m blind can i feel your tits?"

    Should try that in a bar

  41. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    novem006, no, that was on here, and no, that was fake
  42. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    I like the one with "I bet you can`t hit me with a quarter"

    And the cold beer one..especially since he`s dressed up like a wizard haha

  43. Profile photo of cabsox
    cabsox Male 13-17
    2 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    There is this homless man that I see all the time and he is very rich and it was on the news once that he died but when i walked past his spot he was still ther :O
  44. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    Lol @ drunk Dumbledore ^_~
  45. Profile photo of DubleU
    DubleU Male 18-29
    165 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    betcha cant hit me with a quarter is the best one.
  46. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
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    January 18, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    Betcha can`t him me with a quarter is teh suxxorz becuz he shoulda said

    Betcha cant hit my with a 5$ bill paper plane!

    lol jk hes the best one

  47. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    `WATCH THIS SPACE I MIGHT DO SOMETHING AMAZING
    $10 to watch this space.`
  48. Profile photo of neilyo
    neilyo Male 18-29
    203 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    My personal favorite: "God is a sock"
  49. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    LOL @ the `blind` guy.
  50. Profile photo of lovelytoes
    lovelytoes Female 13-17
    49 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    Where I used to live, I saw one "Homeless, need cash, I take Visa & Mastercard."

    which I thought was funny.

  51. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    Dont cha love hobos
    I see em everyday here
  52. Profile photo of Danceaholic
    Danceaholic Male 18-29
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    January 18, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    They were all funny, with the hobos smiling. Just except for the one coding HTML for food, he looked sad and there was no jokes in the picture at all. :S
  53. Profile photo of miakauisan
    miakauisan Female 18-29
    158 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    That got me to giggle a bit
  54. Profile photo of joshjunky
    joshjunky Male 18-29
    150 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    Family killed by ninjas.
    Huh.
    He deserves a dollar.
  55. Profile photo of spikyfred
    spikyfred Male 13-17
    128 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    I saw the "Try to hit me with a quarter" guy in downtown portland, i laughed when i saw ti so i gave him $5
  56. Profile photo of shazam1974
    shazam1974 Female 18-29
    68 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    Tooo funny.. i doubt the beer guy got any money... why would i give HIM MY beer money?
  57. Profile photo of TheWyvern
    TheWyvern Female 18-29
    81 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    the "will take verbal abuse for a dollar" one is pretty sad..
    best one "betcha cant hit me with a quarter" LOL
  58. Profile photo of tails-tails
    tails-tails Male 13-17
    122 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    Where the heck is Akappy to comment on this awesomeness??
  59. Profile photo of tails-tails
    tails-tails Male 13-17
    122 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    LOLS THAT WAS SO RANDOM any way that was awesome
    tho the HTML codeing one was kinda weird and the blind dude how could he of written that if he was blind I WONDER IF HE ACTUALLY DID GET TO DO WHAT HE WANTED XD XD XD XD
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    tryit0nce Female 18-29
    101 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    OH MY GOD... "betchya can`t hit me with a quarter" is a very close friend of mine.. that smelly kid.. i just about had a heart attack when i saw that! must have been in alberta somewhere haha.. aaahahaaahahaha
  61. Profile photo of tryit0nce
    tryit0nce Female 18-29
    101 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaha
  62. Profile photo of Shickawow
    Shickawow Female 13-17
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    January 18, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    I`ve seen a guy with a sign that said "Ninja`s killed my family" in Seattle. I can`t remember if it`s the same guy but the sign is memorable.
  63. Profile photo of muckseen
    muckseen Female 18-29
    137 posts
    January 19, 2008 at 2:12 am
    This reminds me of a couple of Halloweens ago when my best friend ran around with a sign that said "Nudist on Strike".

    I`d give the Homeless Jedi some cash. Just for being a Jedi.

  64. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    January 19, 2008 at 6:59 am
    hey, if they`re creative or honest about it, then they probably deserve the money!
  65. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    January 19, 2008 at 8:25 am
    that was somewhat amusing! well done lilmissgt.
  66. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
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    January 19, 2008 at 8:43 am
    The spanish guy`s signs say: (Left to right) For beer, For wine, For whiskey,For hangover. LMAO
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    xheartcorex Female 13-17
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    January 19, 2008 at 9:38 am
    Pretty good. xD
  68. Profile photo of bloody0angel
    bloody0angel Female 13-17
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    January 19, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    BET YOU CAN`T HIT ME WITH A QUARTER!!!
  69. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
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    January 19, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    i liked the time traveller and ninja ones best
  70. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
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    January 20, 2008 at 5:30 am
    Shickawow:

    Saw that ninja sign in Seattle too, but it was a younger guy holdin it :P

  71. Profile photo of Tomolenko
    Tomolenko Male 13-17
    259 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 12:44 am
    Lulz @ homless jedi guy. I never see homeless people here :S
  72. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
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    January 25, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    The most honest one ive seen was a guy holding one saying "NEED MONEY FOR PROSTITUTE"
    ....i gave him a dollar
  73. Profile photo of rathat
    rathat Male 13-17
    38 posts
    January 25, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    I would like to see one of these.
  74. Profile photo of iLoveHeroes
    iLoveHeroes Female 13-17
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    March 16, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    LOL i like the wizard although he might be a little too creepy for me to want to go up to him and give him a dollor
  75. Profile photo of Scat91
    Scat91 Female 13-17
    89 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 3:51 am
    Haha I like the "Betcha cant hit me with a quarter"

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