Teeth

Submitted by: Kinvara 9 years ago in Entertainment
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A trailer for the new movie about a young girl who has teeth in her--wow--just proceed with caution with this clip.
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Male 1,556
you guys say that this movie is dumb and gay but i think it looks awsome and the plotline is amazing even i nthe trailer all you people care for is frakin "saw" quote "this is only the beginning" after three movies it should be the end
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Female 5
saw it last night.. it was the weirdest movie i have ever seen in my 18 years of living lol
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Female 2
Wow imagine explaining that one to your dentist! Gives a whole new meaning to brushing your teeth. Or worse, getting a root canal!!!
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Female 145
The hell?
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Female 429
she would give you a good nosh
AHAHA.
sorry.

right. how can someone make a whole movie about a vagina with teeth?? x_x

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Male 208
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Male 30
^^ thinking??? I`m guessing something like "Pot is soo cool....
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Male 1,079
It`s on IMDB.lol. What were the producers thinking.\?
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Male 1,287
I think we should all be happy it`s not a tertiary orifice for respiration. I mean, c`mon...that could be embarassing.
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Male 1,287
At least she`ll meet her dental deductible faster. Might make up for increased oral hygiene product consumption.

Douche with mouthwash? Well, at least she`ll be minty fresh.

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Female 275
excellent
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Female 79
OMG whens it out ^_^
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Female 7
This movie looks AMAZING
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Female 76
LOL a horror about someone with teeth in her vagina?! Sounds more like a comedy but i guess that would be scary.. mostly for the guy that tried it with her.
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Female 101
Vagina Dentata, old concept. Nasty pictures if you`re willing to google search.

"Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata, ain`t no passin` craze
It means no weiner! for the rest of your daaaays
It`s our problem free philosophy!
Vagina Dentata. . Vagina Dentata . ."

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Male 732
Explosm already reported about that.
Go there and check the link to another trailer of a movie with a similar motif I posted there.
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Male 150
Im gotta check every girl i meet now :DD
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Male 416
Beserkes you are correct. It must the christians, or the muslims, or BOTH ! It`s all a conspiracy to not make us have sex with young and beautifull girsl ! :0
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Male 991
Kanashii- "Stick it in her pooper."
LOL..

It reminds me of a post card that was on PostSecrets.


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Male 813
Rofl ieunym, I was trying to find that but couldn`t. Thanks! :D
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Male 580
at least she doesn`t have braces.

Now that`s an organ grinder.

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Male 313
omg, thats a real movie
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Female 127
RE: "Sorry, but I wouldn`t put it ANYWHERE near there if you did".

Ryan, you had better never ask your gf for a blowjob. `Cuz guess what -- THERE`S TEETH THERE! :-P

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Female 127
Further proof that Hollywood has completely run out of ideas.
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Male 363
worst premise ever.
even worse than teletubies gone wild.

or the directors cut of evil dead 2.

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Male 1
This is why I stick to anal
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Male 663
A [email protected] eating monster. Wow.
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Male 2,486
so I showed my girlfriend this.. She asked me what would I do if she had teeth down there.. I told her "Sorry, but I wouldn`t put it ANYWHERE near there if you did".

Now she`s upset.

Women..

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Male 490
they should call it molby dick eater
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Female 2,196
why would anyone want to make that into a movie and where does everything she bites go and couldnt that cause her to get fat
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Female 359
Stick it in her pooper.
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Male 329
wow thats bad. i kinda wanna see it, but since im a guy i might be scarred for life lol
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Male 510
C`mon, did they really have to give her the last name "O`Keefe"?
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Female 1,470
offically the wtf of the day
But i give them bonus points for imagination
I love it how they were trying to scare people with creepy music like it was a freaking award winning horror movie.
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Male 1,085
She has what?

Where?!

Teeth?

Down under?

WHAT THE EEEEFFF!?

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Female 1,652
Why is she at the gynecologist? Doesn`t she need a dentist?
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Female 4,447
I saw this trailer a couple of weeks ago and I honestly really want to see it. This is one of my favorite ridicules old wives tales. I have a friend who`s mother told him when he was younger that women have teeth in their vag and that`s why having premarital sex was bad. Just one of those things people tell kids to keep them from going off and doing taboo things, like saying you get hairy palms from masturbating. Anyway, I think it`ll make for a very interesting movie.
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Female 458

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Male 40
OMFG ITS PILLOW PANTS!!!
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Female 252
Nooo....that`s not a real movie.....and I f*cking hate the PAP test....so uncomfortable :(
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Female 246
Wtf

Lol if any little kids see that... ahahaha I can see them having nightmares

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Female 122
I would like to see this movie.

And mostly, I have an image of that young woman going to the dentist...

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Female 147
This movie is from Sundance... It`s of the "black humor" variety.

As in, it presents itself as a horror/drama flick, but is actually a comedy.

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Male 2
With gums like that...how the hell does she have any teeth?!
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Female 500
Ooooo Sounds like the vagina dentia complex
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Male 970
Sexy
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Female 731
What...the...HELL???
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Male 77
....better looking then 98% of movie`s made in the last 3 years
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Female 313
yeah, i saw this on explosm.net as well...
It just sounds... weird... but funny in a way xD
I wanna see it :D
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Male 938
this idea was actually an old Native American Folklore story idea, but put into a movie, it can still be quite.. scary i guess
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Male 180
The plot actually made me think a little bit. The *ahem* `woman part` may have teeth, but they would be inoperable unless either she triggered it on purpose...or if the teeth had a mind (or minds?) of its own...;-/
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Male 180
hell, I`d still hit it...


With a stick...

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Male 1
I met a girl with teeth in her vagina once... She was the love of my life she left me for another guy with ears on his balls.
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Female 39
its won the sundance festivile.
obvisouly it was creative if it one dumbasses.

i`d think it would be a moive to see when you are totally drunk and want to laugh at something stupid.

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Female 239
OMG! A kid at school was talking about this but I thought he was kidding! She has a vajayjay monster!
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Male 17
wow...uh... *whistles*...Steel condoms, anyone?
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Female 295
horror movie writer: "Hey guys, we need to get payed....what should this movie be about?"

writer2:"Uhhhhh...lets have it be about a sexy girl that, like, has a monster in her."

writer3:Well, the monster can`t be in her stomach, the movie "alien" took that idea

writer2:"Where should the monster be then?"

writer3: "well, I think I have a good idea...."

This is how all THAT went down

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Male 740
its actually not a bad story. just a weird one
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Male 111
I`d just put it in her butt
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Female 601
So...does she have to go to the dentist, then?

... /lame

I heard about this from explosm.net and it`s less wtf-y now that I`ve heard about it twice. But wtf anyway.

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Male 384
hey everyone, haven`t commented in a while
anyway, i thought it meant that she had teeth in her mouth like everyone does. didn`t see that one coming
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Male 625
why do people think this is so amazing? i think its a pretty funny idea
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Female 2,084
i`ve seen this trailer several times.
i really want to see the movie.
it really doesn`t tell you alot in the trailer except that she has teeth down there.
i wanna know what happens.
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Male 267
sorry about the double pot but, Clerks 2? HELLO pussy troll!!
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Male 267
OH NO!! She has a pussy troll.
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Female 33
WTF?! That is WRONG in so many ways.
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Female 33
AWESOME.
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Female 2,064
Oh, and eyrow.....I think your current icon goes perfectly with this, lol!
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Female 129
Wow...
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Male 68
oh gawd, I hate how the music sounds so simple and light hearted.
A couple of times it looked like she was trying to rape/KILL men with her "special anatomy"
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Female 235
what a ridiculous idea.....

the film industry really is going downhill these days...

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Female 2,064
WHAT
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Female 283
Now she can eat men in *two* ways!

(sorry if someone already said this/something similar. I don`t look through all of the comments and I felt like making a stupid joke)

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Female 1,065
Sold.

I`m watching this when it comes out.

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Female 1,441
I cant believe this is real! And I especially cant believe it got good reception at the Sundance Film Festival. Teeth in her vagina? wow...
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Female 47
so this is what happens when the writers go on strike??
haha but seriously.
this cant be real.
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Female 11
Well, actually this is based on a folk tale...sort of. If i remember right it`s about this man that gets taken in by an old woman and her two daughters. the old woman encourages the man to sleep with her daugthers but the youngest goes to him and tells him not to because that would kill him because she and her sister have teeth in their v-jay-jays. in the end he pulls the teeth out of the youngest daughter and kills the mother and the older sister
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Male 4,680
You can see that the writer`s strike is starting to kick in...
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Male 1,623
Lol.

This is what happens when you smoke pot and write movie scripts!

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Male 10,440
I dont know what to say.
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Male 149
Reminds me of a scene in a Anime movie, Dark City I think.
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Female 352
I thought I suggested this...maybe not, anyway, this looks ricockulous
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Female 831
whaaaat?
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Male 459
I wonder if Goodyear makes steel belted condoms.
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Male 965
Gonna have to break out the iron condom for this one.
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Male 22
World`s First Anti-rape Condom
Reminds me of this article I read in the LSU Newspaper.
Ouch!
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Male 151
what a terrible idea for a movie
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Male 59
i will NEVER look there the same way again... i need to go call my girlfriend....
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Female 340
Hmmmmmmmmm what an interesting concept for a film...Do you get to see close-ups (Open wide)..?
and she goes to the dentists for a `gyni` check up?
Does she floss or toss?..
This clip has made my mind go into `overload`...
So many questions...so little time...
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Female 340
it`s definately real (although I thought there was no way at first) until I recongnized one of the actors in it...so it`s the real deal... :o
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Female 262
Damn... this feels biographical for me or something...
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Female 670
wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Female 1,784
WTF?!
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Female 28
whahhhaha
wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????
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Male 576
I`m at work sooo better not watch, I`ll just use my imagination.
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Female 691
at least pabasa would be safe...
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Female 1,062
Did anyone catch the part where a critic called the movie a "cautionary tale for men"? Look out guys, women might have teeth in their vaginas?
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Male 7
HAHA That guy from Nip Tuck is in it! The one who plays Matt McNamara.

That being said, this movie looks kinda stupid, but a part of me wants to see it. The girl obviously knows she is one scary mofo.

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Male 55
Yepp deffiantly real, check IMDb, Apparently people acctualy LIKE it aswell. What the hell.


Although i must admit there arnt enough original movies like this anymore.

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Female 670
:[ Man, that definitely beats the claps in the `my vagina sucks` contest.
I saw something about this on Explosm.net (net, right?) Wasn`t sure if it was real or not.
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Male 285
... if you have pre marital sex the cooch will grow teeth and bite your penis off.

OMG GUYS lets make a movie about that. It will gross millions! Pun intended. :-)

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Male 946
should have called it `maneater`, or `manhoodeater`

and brits- is she from hollyoaks?

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Male 124
this is the dumbest concept for a movie ever, and there is salvation for us guys, just pop her in the A$$

..........I do apologise but it had to be said

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Female 357
OOoooooo kay. That`s something that you don`t see every day....
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Female 407
Wow..i cant imagine living with something like that =(
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Male 1,039
LOL

That`s all I`ve got.

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Female 1,492
yeah...i don`t think this is real
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Female 1,697
the official siteis creepy, and yeah, I thoght it was a joke.
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Male 5,970
Do they make steel condoms?
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Male 17
I have a question...
How many lips she has... I mean... is there a whole mouth or just theet? If she has a tong too would be nice, you know... before the bite...

"I just want to be checked"... nice excuse...

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Male 275
Does she hafto brush?
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Male 2,049
"wow thats gotta suck"

unfortunately it bites.

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Female 60
I`m guessing inside kind of evil drater further inside rather than her vagina being the... culprit.
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Female 345
So somebody saw Drawn Together and thought it was a great idea to make a movie about that princess` octopussoir?

I guess that`s what you get when writers strike: they go with the most stupid idea they can find ;)

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Female 73
wow thats gotta suck
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Male 239
Gonna have to use EXTRA protection with HER, ha ha.

(ok that was dumb, but I can see that there could be LOTS of prophylactic jokes with this one)

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Male 4,246
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Female 40
WHAT? This is real? No freaking way! It looked so fake! I just came to the comments to see people bagging it out, and now you are all telling me it is for real...hole bejesus.

BUT there were some really nice shots in it!

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Female 264
Haha, she has teeth in her foof.
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Male 150
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Female 67
I`m really kind of intrigued by this movie. The thing is with remakes saturating movies, it`s refreshing to see a movie being made about something no one really has. And I want to know if her hoo-ya bites anything off. I`m going to see it.
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Male 336
i don`t believe it, they actually made the movie. I thought it was a fake, but they really did it.

IMDB page

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Female 182
Wow, you`ve got to be joking. Where`s Akappy for this one?
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Male 272
Lol. It should`ve been called The Attack of the Vagina Monster, or The Attack of the Dick Eater.
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Male 74
So what`s the big deal about that? It isn`t too hard to avoid getting bitten. (=don`t put anything valuable in there.) And eif you really want to, there are two other holes to use.
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Male 4,012
She`s definitely not getting any.

Quite ridiculous story, but then again, there`s not that many good horror story lines any more.

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Male 777
O_O
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Male 536
asspenny: aye, and all he was doing was trying to practice his love with her.

/cheapshot

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Male 1,347
Wow. Wow. Why. . . ? So did she like, `eat` the obgyn`s hand?
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Male 259
"guy`s who want to have sex with an innocent grl with teeth in her vagina"

That last bit made me lawl.

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Male 72
oh and to address berserk505; innocent girls might as well have teeth in their vaginas! it seems that after you take a girls virginity they go psycho on you.. might as well bite your dick off.. know what i mean?
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Male 72
that looks utterly retarded.. i can see my gay friends applauding it though! creative? no.. perhaps a lack there of.
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Male 609
this can`t be real.. i thought it was a joke the whole time but now i`m not to sure.. wtf man.. teeth in her vagina.. WTF! are you on acid mr movie man?
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Male 411
This movie looks stupid. Teeth in a vagina, c`mon. This movie is obviously trying to do what jaws did with swimmers, but instead for guy`s who want to have sex with an innocent girl with teeth her vagina.
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Male 810
For people who aren`t going to listen (vitamin) to the video, or even watch it, it`s about (I think) a girl who has sharp teeth that grew inside her vagina.
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Male 810
Wow.
Teeth.
There??

Sounds like a creative idea for a film anyway, which there aren`t many of nowadays.
All I know is she won`t be getting any, for sure.
but you can bet someone will try ;)

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Male 991
I ave my computer on mute. The trailer was pretty interesting even though I had no idea what`s going on.
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Female 111
What. The. Hell.
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Female 59
Link: Teeth [Rate Link] - A trailer for the new movie about a young girl who has teeth in her--wow--just proceed with caution with this clip.
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