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Date: 01/30/08 12:10 AM

51 Responses to Taser Testing

  1. Profile photo of srex
    srex Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2008 at 11:47 am
    Link: Taser Testing - The only thing worse than getting Tasered for breaking the law is getting Tasered for no good reason at all.
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    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 12:16 am
    Ouch :(
  3. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 12:16 am
    Yeahhhhhhhh.... `Don`t tase me, bro...` That`s all I have to say to that, and probably the only time I will quote something like that.
  4. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 12:16 am
    ^^ you stole My Line^^
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    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 12:20 am
    But i hecka wanna try it
  6. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 12:21 am
    You can have it back, if you want. I`ve no qualms with that.
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    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 12:28 am
    What concerns me is that I would actually do that, given the chance. Can anyone suggest a good mental clinic?
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    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 12:29 am
    Lolzap.
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    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 12:32 am
    thats so cool.. A few years ago we got out those muscel pulse thingys ( they do it on jack ass) being pissed wasn`t smart too but it was fun to electricute your mates
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    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 1:54 am
    That would have been fine if it wasn`t for the disturbing sick message at the end telling us they`re okay, as if that vindicates the discriminate use of something that has been severely misused by the police in the past. Was this produced by taser inc. or the united states government?
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    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 2:19 am
    now i want to get tasered, would be badass
  12. Profile photo of tiguno
    tiguno Male 13-17
    104 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 2:20 am
    Yeah what about the guy who drating died here in canada not even 2 months ago?
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    shadow50001 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 2:21 am
    I just love the last guy but he had all right to do what he did.
  14. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2008 at 2:41 am
    "getting Tasered for no good reason at all"?

    They were testing the tasers. And at the very least, they`re giving us great entertainment value.

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    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 2:44 am
    at the guy that kept saying the "f word" omg lol i cant stop laughing
  16. Profile photo of lilphil1989
    lilphil1989 Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2008 at 3:44 am
    ...and the award for the most frequent screaming of the word drat goes to...
  17. Profile photo of lilphil1989
    lilphil1989 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 3:46 am
    ^^LOL at F--- being changed to drat :)
  18. Profile photo of Ditas
    Ditas Female 18-29
    313 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 5:08 am
    oh god... i laughed so hard i think i just pissed myself x`DD
    I sure want to try it now!
  19. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 5:33 am
    Haha, cool
  20. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2008 at 5:37 am
    I dont want to be tasered, but i would love to try it on someone....
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    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 6:07 am
    Yeah that OK thing at the end... like people being tazered will be ok, so use it anytime you want.
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    teatimecream Female 60-69
    340 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 6:23 am
    Surely tasers are quality controlled before they are dispatched from where ever they are manufactured? or is this just macho BS `oh look at me being tasered`...styly?
  23. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 6:56 am
    I believe that a while back an officer had a touch taser which are meant for close up encounters. apparently they caught a murderer or somethin and they tasered him to death the funny thing was that at the end the officer said i was shocked at the fact i killed him. Pun intended? possibly.
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    miakauisan Female 18-29
    158 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 7:47 am
    lol

    "ahhhh *fall* frackfrackfrackfrackfrack ohyea *twitch* frack""

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    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 7:49 am
    Pain turns me on.
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    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 9:29 am
    Pretty much all officers are tasered at least once at part of their training, at least where I live. Doesn`t seem like much fun. *wince*
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    shinigami685 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 9:58 am
    Same pretty much everywhere... they get tasered, gassed, maced, cuffed, everything they do to criminals so they understand exactly how much it hurts. It`s the same for US Military guys, we had to go through the gas chamber and get military-grade tear gassed for like a minute straight... it sucked. Microbe-sized glass shards get embedded in every mucous membrane in your body- lungs, eyes, nose, mouth, your skin gets itchy and burny...
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    Wildcats2008 Male 18-29
    237 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 10:58 am
    That video makes my heart hurt (not like emotionally but physically)...hope no one has a pacemaker...
  29. Profile photo of StoogegirlSi
    StoogegirlSi Female 18-29
    202 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 11:33 am
    Erk, no wonder people die from getting tasered. Those who do die from it either have a heart condition and/or were tasered for far too long (I heard a woman in a wheelchair died after being tasered for two minutes straight.)
  30. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    I`d like to see more about that `heat gun` they`ve been trialing.
  31. Profile photo of FloridaSnow
    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
    416 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    lol @ one of the guys sounding like tourettes guy
  32. Profile photo of D_Fishbait
    D_Fishbait Male 18-29
    136 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    yeah, i love the "full five seconds" when most cops will use it for at least ten out in the field.
    am i the only one who got a flashback to Resident Evil 2 when Alice gets tazered and throws the nodes (or probes, or whatever you call them) back at the guy? love to see that happen in the real world.
    COP: you`re under arrest.
    GUY: ok. i`ll go quietly.
    COP: resisting arrest! *tazer*
    GUY: *uneffected* hmmm... *trows back at cop*
    COP: frickfrickfrickfrickfrick! *is pwned*
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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    nswf language
  34. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    They all got tasered in the back, most of the taser-vids I`ve seen the persons were tasered in the chest or stomach.

    I`m no expert in tasers but I think there might be a slight difference were you are tasered and of course they all knew they were gonna be tasered.

  35. Profile photo of Gregger
    Gregger Male 18-29
    60 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    well theyve gotta see if they work somehow =P
  36. Profile photo of OtisCampbell
    OtisCampbell Male 18-29
    39 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    Think I`ll stick to testing 9v batteries with my tongue. But hey, that`s just me.
  37. Profile photo of d_87bob
    d_87bob Male 18-29
    48 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    These were almost all LEOs that were getting their tazer qualifications. And I`m sorry, but its the same amount of hurt whether in the back or in the front.

    Tazer test day is always a fun day for the rest of us. Nothing beats going into a room full of manly police officers, and making them scream like little girls.

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    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    damn! i thought it was gonna say (at start):
    3,000 volunteers
    1,462 survivors
  39. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    WHO TF WOULD DO THAT?!?

    Must be paid...

  40. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    wouldnt do that
  41. Profile photo of robbery525
    robbery525 Male 13-17
    329 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    i would much rather get tased like that than for a crime lmao.

    we had a taser in school. not quite that powerful though, still fun to shock ppl with haha

  42. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    seems fun
  43. Profile photo of Davric
    Davric Male 18-29
    54 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    This is mandatory training for officers who carry Tasers.
  44. Profile photo of d_chaos
    d_chaos Female 18-29
    3 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    The guy going cussing while twitching on the floor was the best, but why anyone would want to volunteer for that is beyond me.

    I do agree that before you can be allowed to ever have a job as a type of law enforcement officer who`ll be carrying a taser, you should have to be tazed. It would prevent them from using it very freely... hopefully. there are some sick twats out there.

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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 10:10 am
    Taser sort of rhymes with GaySir.
  46. Profile photo of Nataly
    Nataly Female 18-29
    71 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 11:43 am
    Maybe it`s just me but the viewers` laughter really freaked me out. And I didn`t find it funny at all. Of course, if those tasered ones didn`t feign screaming. Did they?

    A sick thing to watch, anyway.

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    Afterthought Female 18-29
    245 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    Aaaaagh.
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    HOW COME IT`S MANDATORY TO GET SHOCKED IN ORDER TO CARRY A TASER AND NOT BE SHOT IN ORDER TO CARRY A GUN???
  49. Profile photo of cruisin838
    cruisin838 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    Great video, I have an old tazer that you`ve gotta discharge when your done or it zaps the HELL out of you if you touch it later.... yep found out the hard way... =P
  50. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 1, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    Propaganda on my internets?!
  51. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    is it wrong that i found their pain highly amusing? i was almost pissing myself laughing

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