Taser Testing

Submitted by: srex 9 years ago Funny
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The only thing worse than getting Tasered for breaking the law is getting Tasered for no good reason at all.
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Female 1,299
is it wrong that i found their pain highly amusing? i was almost pissing myself laughing
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Male 646
Propaganda on my internets?!
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Male 79
Great video, I have an old tazer that you`ve gotta discharge when your done or it zaps the HELL out of you if you touch it later.... yep found out the hard way... =P
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Male 2,781
HOW COME IT`S MANDATORY TO GET SHOCKED IN ORDER TO CARRY A TASER AND NOT BE SHOT IN ORDER TO CARRY A GUN???
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Female 245
Aaaaagh.
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Female 71
Maybe it`s just me but the viewers` laughter really freaked me out. And I didn`t find it funny at all. Of course, if those tasered ones didn`t feign screaming. Did they?

A sick thing to watch, anyway.

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Male 2,720
Taser sort of rhymes with GaySir.
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Female 3
The guy going cussing while twitching on the floor was the best, but why anyone would want to volunteer for that is beyond me.

I do agree that before you can be allowed to ever have a job as a type of law enforcement officer who`ll be carrying a taser, you should have to be tazed. It would prevent them from using it very freely... hopefully. there are some sick twats out there.

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Male 54
This is mandatory training for officers who carry Tasers.
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Male 822
seems fun
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Male 329
i would much rather get tased like that than for a crime lmao.

we had a taser in school. not quite that powerful though, still fun to shock ppl with haha

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Female 2,196
wouldnt do that
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Female 2,064
WHO TF WOULD DO THAT?!?

Must be paid...

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Male 986
damn! i thought it was gonna say (at start):
3,000 volunteers
1,462 survivors
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Male 48
These were almost all LEOs that were getting their tazer qualifications. And I`m sorry, but its the same amount of hurt whether in the back or in the front.

Tazer test day is always a fun day for the rest of us. Nothing beats going into a room full of manly police officers, and making them scream like little girls.

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Male 39
Think I`ll stick to testing 9v batteries with my tongue. But hey, that`s just me.
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Male 60
well theyve gotta see if they work somehow =P
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Male 970
nswf language
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Male 136
yeah, i love the "full five seconds" when most cops will use it for at least ten out in the field.
am i the only one who got a flashback to Resident Evil 2 when Alice gets tazered and throws the nodes (or probes, or whatever you call them) back at the guy? love to see that happen in the real world.
COP: you`re under arrest.
GUY: ok. i`ll go quietly.
COP: resisting arrest! *tazer*
GUY: *uneffected* hmmm... *trows back at cop*
COP: frickfrickfrickfrickfrick! *is pwned*
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Male 416
lol @ one of the guys sounding like tourettes guy
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Male 411
I`d like to see more about that `heat gun` they`ve been trialing.
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Female 202
Erk, no wonder people die from getting tasered. Those who do die from it either have a heart condition and/or were tasered for far too long (I heard a woman in a wheelchair died after being tasered for two minutes straight.)
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Male 237
That video makes my heart hurt (not like emotionally but physically)...hope no one has a pacemaker...
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Male 2
Same pretty much everywhere... they get tasered, gassed, maced, cuffed, everything they do to criminals so they understand exactly how much it hurts. It`s the same for US Military guys, we had to go through the gas chamber and get military-grade tear gassed for like a minute straight... it sucked. Microbe-sized glass shards get embedded in every mucous membrane in your body- lungs, eyes, nose, mouth, your skin gets itchy and burny...
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Female 458
Pretty much all officers are tasered at least once at part of their training, at least where I live. Doesn`t seem like much fun. *wince*
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Female 302
Pain turns me on.
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Female 157
lol

"ahhhh *fall* frackfrackfrackfrackfrack ohyea *twitch* frack""

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Male 1,556
I believe that a while back an officer had a touch taser which are meant for close up encounters. apparently they caught a murderer or somethin and they tasered him to death the funny thing was that at the end the officer said i was shocked at the fact i killed him. Pun intended? possibly.
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Female 340
Surely tasers are quality controlled before they are dispatched from where ever they are manufactured? or is this just macho BS `oh look at me being tasered`...styly?
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Male 547
Yeah that OK thing at the end... like people being tazered will be ok, so use it anytime you want.
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Male 944
I dont want to be tasered, but i would love to try it on someone....
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Female 2,074
Haha, cool
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Female 313
oh god... i laughed so hard i think i just pissed myself x`DD
I sure want to try it now!
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Male 12
^^LOL at F--- being changed to drat :)
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Male 12
...and the award for the most frequent screaming of the word drat goes to...
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Male 2,113
at the guy that kept saying the "f word" omg lol i cant stop laughing
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Male 4,012
"getting Tasered for no good reason at all"?

They were testing the tasers. And at the very least, they`re giving us great entertainment value.

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Male 377
I just love the last guy but he had all right to do what he did.
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Male 104
Yeah what about the guy who drating died here in canada not even 2 months ago?
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Male 405
now i want to get tasered, would be badass
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Male 959
That would have been fine if it wasn`t for the disturbing sick message at the end telling us they`re okay, as if that vindicates the discriminate use of something that has been severely misused by the police in the past. Was this produced by taser inc. or the united states government?
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Male 609
thats so cool.. A few years ago we got out those muscel pulse thingys ( they do it on jack ass) being pissed wasn`t smart too but it was fun to electricute your mates
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Male 645
Lolzap.
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Male 777
What concerns me is that I would actually do that, given the chance. Can anyone suggest a good mental clinic?
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Male 637
You can have it back, if you want. I`ve no qualms with that.
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Male 656
But i hecka wanna try it
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Male 656
^^ you stole My Line^^
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Male 637
Yeahhhhhhhh.... `Don`t tase me, bro...` That`s all I have to say to that, and probably the only time I will quote something like that.
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Female 469
Ouch :(
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Male 1
Link: Taser Testing [Rate Link] - The only thing worse than getting Tasered for breaking the law is getting Tasered for no good reason at all.
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