Ralph Wiggum for President in 2008

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny
http://64.237.57.50/media/flv/r/ralphwiggumforpres.flv
Forget Hillary, and pass on Obama. This year, pick a winner and give your vote to Ralph Wiggum.
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Male 690
hmmmm. ill stick with my concept of not voting
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Male 666
R_U_Kidding, my comment was referring to replies to my statements made in this thread. Of course we can find instances in this world where both liberals and conservatives went "nuts" as a result of revelation of facts, but within the context of this thread, please note instances in this thread where actual facts were used to rebuttal my statements, and if you can find any instances, please note how I went "nuts" as a result of these facts.
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Male 666
mastercif, it seems convenient of you to misuse my quotes and misinterpret things I say out of context. When I say I`ve mentioned facts "above," I`m not referring to anything specific, but merely stating that I`ve stated facts in previous posts in this thread, such as Hillary`s links to a communist law firm and support of black panther members. I`ve said many opinions and facts in my lifetime. You deceptively only quoted my opinion and assumed that was what I was referring to as fact. Your deceptive misuse of my quotes prove none of your points.

When I say name-calling, I refer to earlier terms like "stupid" and "dumb," which are popularly accepted as "name-calling," whereas the terms liberal and conservative are popularly accepted as describing those subscribing to certain sets of ideologies. Many people proudly call themselves liberal or conservative, so it doesn`t adhere to the popularly accepted definition of "name-calling."

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Male 237
Im glad to see so many people siding with the Obama camp. Although I`m not an American, I`ve been keeping pace with the nominations and all that, and it`s my opinion that he`s the best man for America, and more importantly from my perspective, the best man for the rest of the world.

As for those people attempting to slur him just because he has a middle name "Hussein", get a life, morons!

Please America, vote Obama, Hilary is no where near as good as Bill was, and she never, ever will be.

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Female 115
Surprised to see no Huckabees on the first page, but I`d choose him over Ralphie...

I think it`s wonderful we have both a black man and a woman running this year, but I don`t think either of them is right.

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Male 4,246
"Conservatives always go nuts when presented with real facts that burst their bubble. They just resort to name-calling and other emotion-driven tactics. So, unless you`re willing to fake-cry or something like that to gain their sympathy, you won`t convince a Conservative."

Wow, eerie how that worked so well.

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Male 734
Vote Tim Henson `08!
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Male 272
Nader FTW.

Heh, his name is Ralph, too! =D

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Male 994
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No, Romney doesn`t go

I want Edwards to win but I know he doesn`t have a chance.

Obama is my realistic choice,

For Hilary I still can`t forget her anti video game rampage.

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Male 570
go romney?
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Male 458
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arkansas_guy, there`s no real point posting real facts here, as I`ve tried to do above. Liberals always go nuts when presented with real facts that burst their bubble. They just resort to name-calling and other emotion-driven tactics. So, unless you`re willing to fake-cry or something like that to gain their sympathy, you won`t convince a liberal.
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ummmm you just did the opposite of what you are preaching, you are using name calling generalizations, and other emotion-driven as you typed that! also you said
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The democrats may have answers, but too bad their answers are usually wrong, especially in dealing with terrorism.
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cause your opinion/view is an indisputable fact right?
Don`t get me wrong, i do not classify myself as a "liberal" or "conservative" and i find it ridiculous that people adhere to much to these names i mean why should you make up your mind before you even hear the issue first?
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Male 1,882
"the first woman president WILL be shot, as well as the first "minority" president, its just a matter of fact..."

Oh my God, please shut up. No one cares if the next President is black OR female. Really, no one cares... except for people like you. You argue that Republicans are racist and sexist while making the biggest deal about the potential "first black or first female President". I don`t care who becomes the President so long as they do their damn job.

Obama talks a lot about nothing, but is charismatic. Hillary has experience, but people dislike her because she`s just like the other Democrat failures that "promised" us change in 2006, yet have succeeded in doing practically nothing.

No, the two don`t "make a great team". Experience and charisma doesn`t fix the problems of a country, actually formulating solutions to problems does. What`s the point in experience and charisma if you still don`t bring change?

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Male 1,590
lol `Pick a winner.`
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Male 72
wow, utter stupidity.
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Male 9,306
See, this is why politics can never be a very successful subject for satire...at least on the internet anyway.
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Male 666
arkansas_guy, there`s no real point posting real facts here, as I`ve tried to do above. Liberals always go nuts when presented with real facts that burst their bubble. They just resort to name-calling and other emotion-driven tactics. So, unless you`re willing to fake-cry or something like that to gain their sympathy, you won`t convince a liberal.
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Male 365
I am amazed at how many people took the cartoon seriously and are stating reasons why they wouldn`t vote for Ralph. "a boy who talks to a statue", etc. LOL It`s a cartoon called the Simpsons, please go learn something. Also, I am in America and I stay out of European and Canadian politics so you guys do the same because you lack the knowledge to make an educated post about American politics and the politicians running for President. THANKS
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Male 46
most of u probably don`t even no anything about obama or hilary. "People need to know about Barak Obama`s Pastor. They subscribe to LIBERATION THEOLOGY which is nothing more than Communism/Socialism masked as Christianity. It makes sense for Obama not to observe proper etiquette during our Anthem/Pledge and refuse to wear the USA flag pin. Obama is the leading candidate among college students. Most "ivory tower" institutions are full of ultra-left wing/Socialist/Communist professors. Obama will be their favorite. Disgraceful."
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Male 9,306
With Ralph, I don`t think we`d have to worry about corruption in the Oval Office anymore.
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Male 3,301
"thankfully, most of them are either too young or too lazy to vote."

Introducing: about 75% of our current generation. Welcome to America.

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Female 2,064
Obama and Hilary rule. I wish they could both win.....eh, I`m a little off topic......Ralph is cool, too! =D
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Male 72
thanks for the support "mastercif" but like i said, responding to these morons with an intelligent response or argument is a complete waste of time. obviously if they find it acceptable to make assumptions and claims about politics without any knowledge then respecting the knowledge of others doesnt seem too likely.

thankfully, most of them are either too young or too lazy to vote.

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Male 458
"Edwards is yet another wealthy liberal who tries to suck up to the little man."
ok you obviously have done little or no research about Edwards, yes he is wealthy now, however when he was growing up he was anything but wealthy, rather he grew up with a very impoverished family i mean his father did not even have enough money to bring him home from the hospital when he was born! However through hard work and determination, he worked his way up to the wealth he has now
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Male 72
wow, i wont even respond with something intelligent.. it would seem a waste to answer stupidity and ignorance with intelligence. so.. youre dumb.
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Male 666
heymanivxx, we have been, probably currently are, and will probably continue to be invaded by terrorists. I don`t know who they are either, that`s why they pose the biggest threat. An enemy you know is much easier to deal with than an enemy hiding in shadows.

If you think Hillary is a moderate, you should do a quick search on her ties to communist legal firms in her youth and her support of black panther members.

None of the candidates are moderate except maybe Giuliani.

The democrats may have answers, but too bad their answers are usually wrong, especially in dealing with terrorism.

I agree that a republican is our countries best bet for future years, especially someone with the wisdom, experience, and integrity of Huckabee.

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Male 646
"Well, you`re damned if you do,
And you`re damned if you don`t. "
- Bart Simpson (Deep, Deep Trouble)
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Male 3,301
You know, that donkey-elephant thing at the beginning is the scariest thing I will ever see. EVER.

Personally, I think we should all vote for Nader just for the sheer hell of it. He will never stand a chance at winning the election and I have no idea what his stance is, but considering how long he had been going at it we should give the guy SOME credit. Maybe a few hundred thousand votes as a "You can do it buddy!" message, kinda like those motivational cards you send to depressed people on fab diets and such.

That and "Nader" was the name of my dog. VOTE RALPH NADER FOR THE HELL OF IT! w00tz!

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Male 72
haha, you make me laugh "thegrag".. do inform me.. who will be invading us? day after day i become more discomforted when i see posts like that. some stupid teenager informing us that a republican is our countries best bet for future years. thankfully there is a law against minors voting. hillary is a moderate, leaning too far to the right. obama has no experience in foreign policy, and for that matter little experience in politics at all! the democrats have some answers, opposed to the republicans who offer little to nothing. hence democrats ought to be in office. so with this in mind, i feel either the most liberal of the group (edwards) ought take the cake. dont get me wrong, id rather see richardson in the white house, but sadly its not policy and politics that get you there, its a big name and publicity.
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Male 1,036
I`m getting my retarded american cousin to vote for Nader.
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Male 296
The best option by far.
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Male 1,497
I hope a republican wins this election, cuz as soon as we pull out of the war, we will be invaded...i bet the british are loving this...
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Female 21
His College is for Everyone plan is a step in the right direction for those of us going to college. Also, he`s willing to step up ot the plate about global warming; although he`s opposed to same-sex marriage, he still thinks it`s okay for unions and benefits for them...seems like he`s willing to step up to the plate about forgotten issues... :-)
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Female 21
Go Edwards!
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Female 136
If i were to `pick` a winner it wouldn`t be some kid talking to a giant statue.
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Male 576
youz gies rr tooo smert fr mye>.
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Male 2,616
Obama doesn`t think Pakistan is one of America`s greatest threats- he just said he`s willing to go in there if they`re undoubtedly housing a terrorist threat to our country.
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Female 1,134
"USA is already drated up beyond repair, how can any of those two make it worse?"

the world is f*ck up duhhh in my opinion everything sucks i mean England has its fuc*ing chavs who destroy things ,USA is one fu*k up country thanks to bush. most middle classes are becoming poor as hell most Africans are living in poverty and having a genocide war. Cubans are still living in a dictatorship country same goes for Iraq and South Korea

so its not just the USA its the world thats fu*k up and living in its own homemade hell... so i don`t fu*king care whos fu*king president its just going to make things worse .

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Male 180
I`d vote for Ralph, screw having the United States` first woman or African American president. I want to have the first CARTOON president.
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Male 1,623
USA is already drated up beyond repair, how can any of those two make it worse?
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Female 1,832
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Thats your opinion sister and opinions are like as*sholes, we ALL have one...
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Female 101
"what`s wrong with Obama or Hilary?"
Hilary is a lovley little crook who would have little problem stealing your buisness partners and run you into the ground as long as she would benefit. That anyone is pulled in by her spin amazes me.
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Male 181
if i have to choose between a douche and a turd sandwich, i would choose ralph by default
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Male 2,703
We are screwed anyway. It`s going to be whatever republican gets the nomination. I don`t want a republican, don`t get me wrong. But Obama does not have the ability to run this country YET.. Hilary has been in the white house and knows how this government works (plus Bill would be a great First Man) but she won`t get the nomination. Honestly Hilary should run, with Obama as her running mate. Together they would make a stronger team. So we will cut off Bush`s head, and another will grow in it`s place. The world is screwed.

the first woman president WILL be shot, as well as the first "minority" president, its just a matter of fact...

plus, what is so wrong with a republican in office? have you personally died or felt violated? "people are in the middle east!!!" ok, they chose to enter into the army, the draft was not initiated.

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Male 1,254
Obama also thinks Pakistan is one of America`s biggest enemies. He`s way too inexperienced to run for president. I hope he gets the nod for the Democrats cause he`ll fold in the debates and candid speaking.

He`s got the charisma to speak well with a script but he can be easily fluttered without one.

I`ll vote for Ralph. He`s a hawk, you know, that leprechaun will tell him to burn things.

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Female 432
Obama thinks Canada has a president...
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Male 547
We are screwed anyway. It`s going to be whatever republican gets the nomination. I don`t want a republican, don`t get me wrong. But Obama does not have the ability to run this country YET.. Hilary has been in the white house and knows how this government works (plus Bill would be a great First Man) but she won`t get the nomination. Honestly Hilary should run, with Obama as her running mate. Together they would make a stronger team. So we will cut off Bush`s head, and another will grow in it`s place. The world is screwed.
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Female 59
Hey... Ralphie is smarter than Bush... That counts for something.

Although... surpassing Bush doesn`t take that much effort.

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Female 83
Heyman, Edwards is yet another wealthy liberal who tries to suck up to the little man. Both Obama and Clinton stoutly opt for withdrawal, don`t fool yourself.
You`re right about how some people vote over whoever tugs their heartstrings - Clinton won the NH primary with a last-minute sob story that made women sympathise.
I`d vote for Ralph if that Simpsons episode didn`t have the most disappointing, anticlimatic ending ever. :P
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Male 1,406
Wiggum is smart, he knows the only booms should be in our pants.
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Male 72
edwards is the most liberal of the bunch. if anyone hear is at the least slightly concerned about our holiday in the middle east, edwards is a wise choice. sadly most people choose political candidates over matters of emotion and feelings. well its nice and dandy that obama has a heart warming smile and hillary has a vagina. but thats really not enough.
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Male 4,012
No Huckabee-s?

Don`t vote for Wiggum, he`s still a lot of ignorant.

Talking about presidential elections, I wonder hich candidate and which party winning would lead to a safer and brighter future for the rest of the world.

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Male 72
silly kids.. its all about john edwards.
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Female 469
Aww, I love Ralph, too bad Ron Paul is my man.
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Male 2,616
SHUT up, depends.
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Male 203
its either a woman or a guy with middle name HUSSEIN- you, guys, are screwed :D
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Male 609
it`s not working for me
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Male 458
"Ralph Wiggum isn`t even 35 years old." lol in the full episode when Lisa asks this question Bart tells her "yeah that was pretty much thrown out after the patriot act"
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Male 2,616
If Hilary wins, she`d BEST just let Bill make all of the decisions.

On an unrelated note, I have to go look up "chauvinism."

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Male 2,576
Obama looks solid, I like the guy.
Hillary, nah, she`s got something to hide. She talks, but I don`t feel it.
Obama is simple and to the point.
Hillary will make a mess of things, things will get complicate. You can see it.

Obama, He knows what he`s doing, he`s clear, headstrong. He`ll be the Morgan Freeman of Presidents should he be elected.

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Female 326
"Simpson`s humor leaves me dry now, but Lekata, what`s wrong with Obama or Hilary?"

Personally, I`m rooting for Hillary. What I meant was that I never expected to find someones I`d want in office LESS than Bush.

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Male 2,616
Ralph Wiggum isn`t even 35 years old. What you`re asking of me is UNconstitutional. Dick.
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Male 991
heh...I liked when he got hit in the head with the beam.
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Male 411
Simpson`s humor leaves me dry now, but Lekata, what`s wrong with Obama or Hilary?
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Female 326
I can`t believe I`m about to say this... but given a choice between the two, I`d rather Bush got another round in office.
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Male 20,134
Link: Ralph Wiggum for President in 2008 [Rate Link] - Forget Hillary, and pass on Obama. This year, pick a winner and give your vote to Ralph Wiggum.
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