Public Service Announcement for Kids About Sex

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago Funny
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1795928/ls:1701

Parents: Talk to your kids about obscure sexual acts--like the Cleveland Steamer--or somebody else will.
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Female 523
At the age I chose. . .I was still the hero of their world, so they listened like I had a clue. . whereas now I have teens in the house and if you want to HEAR eyes roll bring up sex. . .
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yeah it freaks the poo out of us to think of your parents having sex.

the mature section on newgrounds works wonders...

*cough*

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Female 523
hahahahahaha "how do i hit the g spot?"
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AND YOU BETTER GODDAMN LEARN
damn. I bet i`ll have too explain g-spots too. ooh... i wonder if that one perosn knows what BDSM is...

I WILL BE TEH MASTER!

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Female 523
I really don`t want to talk to my parents about sex though. I know everything and i`m not interested in my parents` sex life.

However, some people i know need "the talk." A lot of times me and my dirtier friends talk about things a little nswf (or nsfs)... and anyways she`s always like what`s porn whats cum whats so funny about banana cream pie (nothing really, stupid joke)

and then one of my friends said they knew more about sex then me. I asked them what the other C word was. the tried to say c***, but they pronounced it like Counlt.

you can`t outdo a perv.

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Female 1,407
Nicely done!
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Male 9
that was funny....althouhgh must get my girl to try the mouth condom thing lol...
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Female 32
okay but not cleveland whatever. .. having been born and lived in cleveland for the first 6 yrs of my life. . .the explaination makes perfect sense. . .

and I also was not going to google it. . .I knew someone on here would know what it was. . .<g>

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Female 32
no parents should talk to their kids about sex. . .BEFORE puberty. . .after puberty the ear bone is no longer connected to the brain when parents speak. . .YOU should be the first one talking to your kids about sex. . .

each of mine on their 8th birthday got "the" talk. . .I am an artist. . .so I drew simple pics. . of their particular body parts and how they work. . .and explained as much as they were able to understand.

At the age I chose. . .I was still the hero of their world, so they listened like I had a clue. . whereas now I have teens in the house and if you want to HEAR eyes roll bring up sex. . .<g>

the double entondre is everywhere in our society so there is always the chance for additional conversations about sex and putting ones own view out there for the kids. . .

be well
peace by peace, Dawn:)

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Male 145
rofl anal XD
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Female 2,064
Most of that was about "pleasure..." so I kinda hope that they do talk to the kids, but not too in-depth. That makes me reeeeally uncomfortable. -.- We got the internet for that kind of stuff. :-)
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Female 2,695
ahahahahahah.
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Male 8
My pedo-rader is going off...
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Male 405
lolololololololololololololololololololololololol
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Female 416
Is that like how I had to explain to my [clueless] guy friend what a gynocologist is?

He stopped asking so many questions after that.

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Female 215
I think the whole point of it was to blame the fact they don`t talk about it in school anymore... which surprises me. We still do here in QC -- although I have yet to meet a teacher who would show the class how to put on a condom with their mouth.
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Female 441
Tee-Hee that is so wrong!!!! the little girl and whut she dus with her fingers

Its second grade all over again

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Male 957
guys, i actually cooked with a dutch oven. aka the real metal oven using coals as heat, not the "funny term" where it talks about trapping farts in blankets. although trapping farts like that is a good idea, i like the smell of my own farts, i want to get as much flavor as i can when i let loose.

this video is awesome :D

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Male 991
Phil: A dutch oven is when you fart under the blanket and trap someone under the blanket so they have to smell your fart.
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Male 1,275
Been there done that
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Male 300
How funny. . .but that baseball player was HOT!!
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Male 65
LMAO that was a good one
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Male 1,371
ok...a "cleaveland steamer" is when somone craps on you chest.

and on the urban dictionary I found anouther funny one the tony danza, when going at it, right at climax yell "WHOS THE BOSS?" when she says " YOU ARE!" yell "NO, TONY DANZAS THE BOSS!!!"

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Male 142
wow how funny
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Male 161
LOL!! "don`t be such a pussy"
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Male 285
"Don`t be a pussy." Wow. That was pretty funny.
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Female 239
The most horny kids in the history of PLANET EARTH!
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Female 546
:O
OMG.
Woah.
Shocked me.
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Male 86
My parents never really talked to me about sex and I turned out fine...
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Male 217
lol
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Male 195
Brilliant.
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Male 291
and yet, none of the kids asked about using Viagra to increase stamina. shame...
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Male 85
"how do i find the G spot?"
that whole thing was just lol
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Female 312
Yes, you can withhold as punishment!

.... Not really. Its unfair.

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Female 2,084
omg. haha. where did they get the kids to do this video?
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Female 1,470
wow...just wow
i never thought they would make a comerical about this shyt
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Male 73
i thought that was hilarious
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Female 51
the guys eyebrows were done
just something i noticed
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Female 87
That was not even remotely funny.
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Female 738
I think it`s safe to assume all guys want anal. It`s a bizarro fetish that does not discriminate.
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Female 23
Why does that mean "of course the black kid asks about anal."??? Every white guy I know wants anal. Aint a black thing. Of course could be cuz my booty`s so hot.
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Female 738
funny... but not really.

I`m actually really disturbed by that.

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Male 26
rofl thats all i got to say
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Male 521
just getting a point accross really

not much of a fun post

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Female 4
good one
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Male 1,404
Birth control, use it, because your parents are sick of raising kids!
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Female 340
alright my parents never talked to me and my brothers about sex and nothing has happend to us. It`s commen knowledge...if you really need the talk it`s because apparently you have been living in a cave your whole life. These ones that get pregnant or get some STD, it`s their own problem, it`s not that hard to figure it out, just like these dumb people that put all their personal information on these chat sites and wonder why they are being stalked or what not...
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Male 281
Of course, the white girl asks about the Cleveland Steamer.
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Female 1,984
"And really, parents *so* need to talk to their kids about sex, as soon as they reach puberty."

I disagree - my parents never mentioned anything about sex to me or my sister. We`re both doing fine and know about it from elsewhere (e.g., internet, books, people).

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Female 101
hahahahahaha "how do i hit the g spot?"
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Female 147
Of course, the black kid asks about anal.
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Female 272
That reached high levels of awesome...
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Female 164
poo. I just realized that when I was watching this earlier, the speakers were on. And my parents were in the room. Oops.
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Male 1,584
lmao at the little girl "how do i put a condom on with my mouth?"
yeah my 16 year old cousin is pregnant. (she was 15 at the time it happened) and i used to go to school with he guy that did it and hes the biggest freak i ever met in my life. not to mention 20 years old. but for some reason the law couldnt do anything about it.
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Female 406
The internet is getting weirder every day, I swear....
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Female 52
:O whoa.
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Female 341
wow, thats almost as awkward as the time I had to explain to my friend what `coming` meant, or what a gynochologist was...
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Female 20
wow
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Male 480
lol @ the black kid "dancing"
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Female 288
"dont be a pussy" LOL
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Male 199
disturbing yet halarious, but halarious because its disturbing
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Male 1,287
pretty funny but where`s hot carl or angry dragon?
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Female 691
hehe, kind of reminds me of when my friend asked me what sadomasochistic `love` is.. i just told her to google it.
she doesnt speak to me much anymore.
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Female 65
xD Funny stuff, reminded me of kids I go to school with, especially a girl who`s pregnant right now. She needs a little chitty chat with her parentals.

You people miss me? :D
...No.

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Female 127
Lame.
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Male 84
xD Priceless
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Male 416
What about anal?
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Male 4,246
Anyway, about the video: Pretty funny, if mildly off-putting.
"How do I put a condom on with my mouth?" :-/
"Can I withold as punishment?" Kind of an odd question; I`m pretty sure that`s a standard tactic. It`s in The Rulebook, isn`t it?
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Male 4,246
Unless times have changed, a Dutch Oven happens when two people are in bed, one farts and pulls the blanket over the head of the other person (trapping them with the fart). So far as I know, it`s completely non-sexual.
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Female 4,028
Disturbing.
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Male 210
succes comes to children who know everything about sex???!!!

I wounder at what age G. Bush knew what a cleveland steamer was?

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Male 4,012
And really, parents *so* need to talk to their kids about sex, as soon as they reach puberty. I`m saddened by the huge amount of teenagers having another person to take care of, when they can`t even take care of themselves properly. The worse part is the frickin father can just abandon the family too.

Parents, talk to your kids about sex. Especially with regards to abstinence (well maybe that`s just me).

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Male 267
then what`s a dutch oven?
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Male 991
No it`s not anything like the dutch oven Phil. ;]

That was hilarious.

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Male 267
i dunno, is it like dutch oven?
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Female 62
What IS the Cleveland Steamer?
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Male 288
Hah!
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Male 267
DAMN! not first.
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Male 267
WOW......LOL! first.
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Male 288
These things have become a little more descriptive than when i was a wee lad.
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Male 19,888
Link: Public Service Announcement for Kids About Sex [Rate Link] - Parents: Talk to your kids about obscure sexual acts--like the Cleveland Steamer--or somebody else will.
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