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Date: 01/05/08 12:57 AM

80 Responses to Public Service Announcement for Kids About Sex

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18854 posts
    January 4, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    Link: Public Service Announcement for Kids About Sex - Parents: Talk to your kids about obscure sexual acts--like the Cleveland Steamer--or somebody else will.
  2. Profile photo of JoeTheRipper
    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 1:04 am
    These things have become a little more descriptive than when i was a wee lad.
  3. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 1:04 am
    WOW......LOL! first.
  4. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
    267 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 1:05 am
    DAMN! not first.
  5. Profile photo of JoeTheRipper
    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 1:09 am
    Hah!
  6. Profile photo of hyacynth
    hyacynth Female 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 1:25 am
    What IS the Cleveland Steamer?
  7. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 1:27 am
    i dunno, is it like dutch oven?
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    kingdante87
    141 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 1:43 am
    hyacynth a Cleveland steamer is when someone poops on your chest.

    Anyways I love this video. I think they should show it on tv. Parents really should have open (truly open) discussions about sex with their children.

  9. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 1:44 am
    No it`s not anything like the dutch oven Phil. ;]

    That was hilarious.

  10. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 2:03 am
    then what`s a dutch oven?
  11. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 2:07 am
    And really, parents *so* need to talk to their kids about sex, as soon as they reach puberty. I`m saddened by the huge amount of teenagers having another person to take care of, when they can`t even take care of themselves properly. The worse part is the frickin father can just abandon the family too.

    Parents, talk to your kids about sex. Especially with regards to abstinence (well maybe that`s just me).

  12. Profile photo of Djeniek
    Djeniek Male 18-29
    210 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 2:33 am
    succes comes to children who know everything about sex???!!!

    I wounder at what age G. Bush knew what a cleveland steamer was?

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 2:43 am
    Disturbing.
  14. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 3:29 am
    Unless times have changed, a Dutch Oven happens when two people are in bed, one farts and pulls the blanket over the head of the other person (trapping them with the fart). So far as I know, it`s completely non-sexual.
  15. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 3:35 am
    Anyway, about the video: Pretty funny, if mildly off-putting.
    "How do I put a condom on with my mouth?" :-/
    "Can I withold as punishment?" Kind of an odd question; I`m pretty sure that`s a standard tactic. It`s in The Rulebook, isn`t it?
  16. Profile photo of FloridaSnow
    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
    416 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 3:46 am
    What about anal?
  17. Profile photo of water_dragon
    water_dragon Male 13-17
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    January 5, 2008 at 5:01 am
    xD Priceless
  18. Profile photo of FranWins
    FranWins Female 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 5:09 am
    Lame.
  19. Profile photo of janeyyet
    janeyyet Female 13-17
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    January 5, 2008 at 6:19 am
    xD Funny stuff, reminded me of kids I go to school with, especially a girl who`s pregnant right now. She needs a little chitty chat with her parentals.

    You people miss me? :D
    ...No.

  20. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 6:47 am
    hehe, kind of reminds me of when my friend asked me what sadomasochistic `love` is.. i just told her to google it.
    she doesnt speak to me much anymore.
  21. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 7:00 am
    pretty funny but where`s hot carl or angry dragon?
  22. Profile photo of tomahawkjam
    tomahawkjam Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 7:08 am
    disturbing yet halarious, but halarious because its disturbing
  23. Profile photo of manditaaknfv
    manditaaknfv Female 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 8:28 am
    "dont be a pussy" LOL
  24. Profile photo of Rufifi
    Rufifi Male 13-17
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    January 5, 2008 at 8:57 am
    lol @ the black kid "dancing"
  25. Profile photo of coolpaula92
    coolpaula92 Female 70 & Over
    20 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 9:25 am
    wow
  26. Profile photo of lizzybee16
    lizzybee16 Female 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 10:07 am
    wow, thats almost as awkward as the time I had to explain to my friend what `coming` meant, or what a gynochologist was...
  27. Profile photo of Jigglepiggle
    Jigglepiggle Female 50-59
    52 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 10:20 am
    :O whoa.
  28. Profile photo of JeanaH
    JeanaH Female 13-17
    406 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 10:20 am
    The internet is getting weirder every day, I swear....
  29. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 10:44 am
    lmao at the little girl "how do i put a condom on with my mouth?"
    yeah my 16 year old cousin is pregnant. (she was 15 at the time it happened) and i used to go to school with he guy that did it and hes the biggest freak i ever met in my life. not to mention 20 years old. but for some reason the law couldnt do anything about it.
  30. Profile photo of Qtpil13
    Qtpil13 Female 13-17
    164 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 11:03 am
    poo. I just realized that when I was watching this earlier, the speakers were on. And my parents were in the room. Oops.
  31. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 11:16 am
    That reached high levels of awesome...
  32. Profile photo of Mandikins
    Mandikins Female 13-17
    147 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 11:20 am
    Of course, the black kid asks about anal.
  33. Profile photo of purplravioli
    purplravioli Female 13-17
    101 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 11:24 am
    hahahahahaha "how do i hit the g spot?"
  34. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 11:58 am
    "And really, parents *so* need to talk to their kids about sex, as soon as they reach puberty."

    I disagree - my parents never mentioned anything about sex to me or my sister. We`re both doing fine and know about it from elsewhere (e.g., internet, books, people).

  35. Profile photo of mrcristo
    mrcristo Male 18-29
    281 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    Of course, the white girl asks about the Cleveland Steamer.
  36. Profile photo of mxchick617
    mxchick617 Female 18-29
    340 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    alright my parents never talked to me and my brothers about sex and nothing has happend to us. It`s commen knowledge...if you really need the talk it`s because apparently you have been living in a cave your whole life. These ones that get pregnant or get some STD, it`s their own problem, it`s not that hard to figure it out, just like these dumb people that put all their personal information on these chat sites and wonder why they are being stalked or what not...
  37. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    Birth control, use it, because your parents are sick of raising kids!
  38. Profile photo of gainentrance
    gainentrance Female 18-29
    4 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    good one
  39. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    just getting a point accross really

    not much of a fun post

  40. Profile photo of salt61
    salt61 Male 13-17
    26 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    rofl thats all i got to say
  41. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    funny... but not really.

    I`m actually really disturbed by that.

  42. Profile photo of Halcyone
    Halcyone Female 18-29
    23 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    Why does that mean "of course the black kid asks about anal."??? Every white guy I know wants anal. Aint a black thing. Of course could be cuz my booty`s so hot.
  43. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    I think it`s safe to assume all guys want anal. It`s a bizarro fetish that does not discriminate.
  44. Profile photo of Brekee
    Brekee Female 18-29
    87 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    That was not even remotely funny.
  45. Profile photo of tootiinc
    tootiinc Female 13-17
    51 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    the guys eyebrows were done
    just something i noticed
  46. Profile photo of davidko0628
    davidko0628 Male 30-39
    73 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    i thought that was hilarious
  47. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    wow...just wow
    i never thought they would make a comerical about this shyt
  48. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    omg. haha. where did they get the kids to do this video?
  49. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    Yes, you can withhold as punishment!

    .... Not really. Its unfair.

  50. Profile photo of paperbaka
    paperbaka Male 13-17
    85 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    "how do i find the G spot?"
    that whole thing was just lol
  51. Profile photo of thanatos16
    thanatos16 Male 18-29
    291 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    and yet, none of the kids asked about using Viagra to increase stamina. shame...
  52. Profile photo of wills-site
    wills-site Male 13-17
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    January 5, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    Brilliant.
  53. Profile photo of cale_d_100
    cale_d_100 Male 13-17
    217 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    lol
  54. Profile photo of smells_like
    smells_like Male 18-29
    86 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    My parents never really talked to me about sex and I turned out fine...
  55. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    :O
    OMG.
    Woah.
    Shocked me.
  56. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    The most horny kids in the history of PLANET EARTH!
  57. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 9:22 pm
    "Don`t be a pussy." Wow. That was pretty funny.
  58. Profile photo of MitchelHunt
    MitchelHunt Male 13-17
    161 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    LOL!! "don`t be such a pussy"
  59. Profile photo of toonmi2002
    toonmi2002 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 10:51 pm
    wow how funny
  60. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    ok...a "cleaveland steamer" is when somone craps on you chest.

    and on the urban dictionary I found anouther funny one the tony danza, when going at it, right at climax yell "WHOS THE BOSS?" when she says " YOU ARE!" yell "NO, TONY DANZAS THE BOSS!!!"

  61. Profile photo of VINSON
    VINSON Male 18-29
    65 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    LMAO that was a good one
  62. Profile photo of avidfilipino
    avidfilipino Male 13-17
    300 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 12:00 am
    How funny. . .but that baseball player was HOT!!
  63. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    January 6, 2008 at 12:15 am
    Been there done that
  64. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 1:42 am
    Phil: A dutch oven is when you fart under the blanket and trap someone under the blanket so they have to smell your fart.
  65. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 5:23 am
    guys, i actually cooked with a dutch oven. aka the real metal oven using coals as heat, not the "funny term" where it talks about trapping farts in blankets. although trapping farts like that is a good idea, i like the smell of my own farts, i want to get as much flavor as i can when i let loose.

    this video is awesome :D

  66. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 7:39 am
    Tee-Hee that is so wrong!!!! the little girl and whut she dus with her fingers

    Its second grade all over again

  67. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 10:28 am
    I think the whole point of it was to blame the fact they don`t talk about it in school anymore... which surprises me. We still do here in QC -- although I have yet to meet a teacher who would show the class how to put on a condom with their mouth.
  68. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    Is that like how I had to explain to my guy friend what a gynocologist is?

    He stopped asking so many questions after that.

  69. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
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    January 6, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    lolololololololololololololololololololololololol
  70. Profile photo of TehCoolVan
    TehCoolVan Male 13-17
    8 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    My pedo-rader is going off...
  71. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
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    January 6, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    ahahahahahah.
  72. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    January 6, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    Most of that was about "pleasure..." so I kinda hope that they do talk to the kids, but not too in-depth. That makes me reeeeally uncomfortable. -.- We got the internet for that kind of stuff. :-)
  73. Profile photo of maxog1
    maxog1 Male 13-17
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    January 6, 2008 at 9:27 pm
    rofl anal XD
  74. Profile photo of redawn
    redawn Female 50-59
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    January 7, 2008 at 6:56 am
    no parents should talk to their kids about sex. . .BEFORE puberty. . .after puberty the ear bone is no longer connected to the brain when parents speak. . .YOU should be the first one talking to your kids about sex. . .

    each of mine on their 8th birthday got "the" talk. . .I am an artist. . .so I drew simple pics. . of their particular body parts and how they work. . .and explained as much as they were able to understand.

    At the age I chose. . .I was still the hero of their world, so they listened like I had a clue. . whereas now I have teens in the house and if you want to HEAR eyes roll bring up sex. . .<g>

    the double entondre is everywhere in our society so there is always the chance for additional conversations about sex and putting ones own view out there for the kids. . .

    be well
    peace by peace, Dawn:)

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    redawn Female 50-59
    32 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:57 am
    okay but not cleveland whatever. .. having been born and lived in cleveland for the first 6 yrs of my life. . .the explaination makes perfect sense. . .

    and I also was not going to google it. . .I knew someone on here would know what it was. . .<g>

  76. Profile photo of joegarfield
    joegarfield Male 18-29
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    January 8, 2008 at 6:18 am
    that was funny....althouhgh must get my girl to try the mouth condom thing lol...
  77. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
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    January 8, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    Nicely done!
  78. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    March 19, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    I really don`t want to talk to my parents about sex though. I know everything and i`m not interested in my parents` sex life.

    However, some people i know need "the talk." A lot of times me and my dirtier friends talk about things a little nswf (or nsfs)... and anyways she`s always like what`s porn whats cum whats so funny about banana cream pie (nothing really, stupid joke)

    and then one of my friends said they knew more about sex then me. I asked them what the other C word was. the tried to say c***, but they pronounced it like Counlt.

    you can`t outdo a perv.

  79. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    March 19, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    hahahahahaha "how do i hit the g spot?"
    ---
    AND YOU BETTER GODDAMN LEARN
    damn. I bet i`ll have too explain g-spots too. ooh... i wonder if that one perosn knows what BDSM is...

    I WILL BE TEH MASTER!

  80. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    March 19, 2008 at 9:27 pm
    At the age I chose. . .I was still the hero of their world, so they listened like I had a clue. . whereas now I have teens in the house and if you want to HEAR eyes roll bring up sex. . .
    ----
    yeah it freaks the poo out of us to think of your parents having sex.

    the mature section on newgrounds works wonders...

    *cough*

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