New Year`s Resolutions

Submitted by: triplej 9 years ago in Funny

What will yours be? (Slightly NSFW.)
There are 60 comments:
Male 209
Mine is to make a resolution that I can`t possibly mess up.

Yeah, that`s all of it.

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Female 187
I personally feel that some things are not jokes and should not be joked about. The rape joke can slide, but child molestation is NOT a joke and having a real baby in the shot pisses me off even more.
the gay part made me laugh cuz it looks like the one guy is attacking him more than kissing him
"I`m going to be less gay!" *ATTACK WITH FACE!!!*
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Female 1,605
That was great! You people need to lighten up.
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Female 2,084
OMG! the end.
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Male 425
Indeed, as others have said, the end was wrong. Judging by the orientation and course of the baby, the tendencies of child molesters, and the size of babies` mouths that seems an unlikely, or rather inaccurate (hence wrong), situation.

:-D

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Female 321
Finally, someone who recognizes the inner turmoil us kitten-calendar buyers face.

Approve.

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Female 442
OH MY GOD, that ending was perfect! Disgusting, but perfect.
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Male 480
"Ha. Pabasa, you arent the only one! Yay.

Bloomper. I`m half gay, so does that mean you`ll hug me, but stab me in the back at the same time.

Back to Pabasa. I want your babies. Or just your baby juice."

you`re a chick, and everyone loves lesbians, my bestfriend is a lesbian!

and about the pabasa`s baby juice.... go get it tiger

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Female 1,832
lovemeowmix, what the hell is offensice?
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Female 1,832
Say what you want... that sh*t was f*cking funny.
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Female 105
and i think that it is offensice to everyone on this IAB...they had a bit of everything. the worst part i personally think was the African American woman wanting to be white...it just hints at the sadistic racism that still peaks into modern society.
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Female 105
meh...the puppet was the best...but i am convinced he just became a transvestite (no offence to anypne who is. i have nothing agaisnt GBLT.). it still kinda sucked though. i suppose it is a good thing that i do not believe in new years resolutions because i love who i am???
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Female 1,297
i loled at "next year im gonna be a REAL boy", and though the gay one was a bit uncomfortable to watch, the child molestation one was just plain wrong *shudder*
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Female 198
"No one thought that the making out with the baby part was a million times worse than two adult men making out?

Wow. Sick, sick world."

I agree, yellowsquare.
I really don`t see why people have problems with gays. Unless you were raped by the same sex, the fear/loathing is just irrational.

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Female 691
did anyone else notice the priests collar that the child molester was wearing, as well as the scarf thing?
i think he was meant to be a catholic priest.
i think thats supposed to be funny.
i think im probably wrong.
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Male 623
The only funny part was "I`m gonna be a real boy!" That`s it. The rest was dumb.
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Male 458
i had to bash my head through my computer screen after seeing the gay one, thanks IAB now i have to buy a new monitor
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Female 4,028
That was so unfunny.
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Male 554
Where was the humour
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Female 262
Well, i can see the point of this video, didn`t make me lol, but then it was slightly lame.

And with rape and baby molestors... eek, not nice.

The gay bit was fine... whats with the queer bashing? Really, let consenting adults do what consenting adults want to, and don`t spout any of that bull crap about relgion, worry about your own soul first.

I watched Pabasa`s video, cute it was to!! <3

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Female 4
"Slightly" NSFW? LOLOL
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Female 263
Thats abit off.... would of been ok with out the baby molesation... bad taste!
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Male 281
I was disturbed by the gay part and the baby part...but even more so by the baby part. Horrid. And they had to put black people in there too along with homosexuals, child molestors, and rapists.)-|
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Female 1,441
So when is it that we are all going to admit we watched the video Pabasa posted?
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Male 449
more than a little sickening
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Male 61
That kindof pissed me off at the end that someone would even joke about molesting a baby.
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Male 1,704
damn thats gonna be banned very soon me thinks.
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Male 173
right...
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Male 74
that was so messesd up!!
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Female 1,545
No one thought that the making out with the baby part was a million times worse than two adult men making out?

Wow. Sick, sick world.

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Male 4,393
hehe cool :P well not the gay part...
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Male 2,720
I don`t think this comedy business is any laughing matter.
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Male 300
Lame
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Male 61
i dont have a problem with gays pabasa, but watching them make out just isnt my thing
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Female 101
That was...strange.
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Male 168
yeh... the video would have been fine.. but they went too far with the baby molestation bit... and it was worse that they used a real child...
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Male 416
Was kinda meh, the homosexual and child molestation part was kinda disgusting.
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Female 73
i actually thought the gay part was hot for sum reason but yeah the baby thing was disgusting
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Male 305
Hmm... So new year`s posts suck as bad as televised new year`s celebrations.
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Male 171
that was quite not funny
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Male 4,012
Friskeh, have my babies.
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Male 178
LMFAO!! That is one awesome video.
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Female 5,139
:|
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Female 1,018
That was .. awful =/
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Male 82
"Oh, and bloomper, grow up. Gays are everywhere, so just lighten up."

There`s always the hope of a swift eradication.

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Female 60
Ha. Pabasa, you arent the only one! Yay.

Bloomper. I`m half gay, so does that mean you`ll hug me, but stab me in the back at the same time.

Back to Pabasa. I want your babies. Or just your baby juice.

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Male 4,012
Oh, and bloomper, grow up. Gays are everywhere, so just lighten up.

Here`s a present for you.

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Male 4,012
That video turned me on in so many ways.

I aim to beat my current record of one man a month to up to around 5 a month! Yay for promiscuity!

Several other resolutions as well, but they`re to boring to be said here.

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Male 411
My new years resolution is to drink more...smoke more, fitter, happier
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Male 1,360
i resolve to be lemon-scented, as opposed to poo scented.
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Male 4,246
Interesting choice of words, togetec: The "fanny bandit`s" resolution was "to be less gay." And you`re not going to try to stay with that one, eh?
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Female 157
I am now permanently scarred for life...
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Male 608
i`m gonna try to stick to all of those. except the gay one. i hate fanny bandits. so, so much.
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Male 61
yeah the child molestation part was bad too
..pervert....
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Male 4,246
But the parts about addiction, raping women and child-molestation were OK, Bloomper? )-|

ANYWAY, I strongly suspect most of those resolutions will be forgotten by February.

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Male 61
wanna hear my new years resolution??
im gonna wake up one morning and find tina in my bed and neither of us remember a damn thing about the night before
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Male 61
man that gay part was sick
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Female 4,376
boring
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Male 254
That is really messed up, but kind of funny
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Male 382
Link: New Year`s Resolutions [Rate Link] - What will yours be? (Slightly NSFW.)
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