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Date: 01/01/08 12:50 AM

60 Responses to New Year`s Resolutions

  1. Profile photo of triplej
    triplej Male 30-39
    382 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    Link: New Year`s Resolutions - What will yours be? (Slightly NSFW.)
  2. Profile photo of simcon
    simcon Male 13-17
    254 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 12:53 am
    That is really messed up, but kind of funny
  3. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 12:55 am
    boring
  4. Profile photo of Bloomper
    Bloomper Male 13-17
    61 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 12:55 am
    man that gay part was sick
  5. Profile photo of Bloomper
    Bloomper Male 13-17
    61 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 12:57 am
    wanna hear my new years resolution??
    im gonna wake up one morning and find tina in my bed and neither of us remember a damn thing about the night before
  6. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 12:58 am
    But the parts about addiction, raping women and child-molestation were OK, Bloomper? )-|

    ANYWAY, I strongly suspect most of those resolutions will be forgotten by February.

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    Bloomper Male 13-17
    61 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 1:02 am
    yeah the child molestation part was bad too
    ..pervert....
  8. Profile photo of togetec
    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 1:07 am
    i`m gonna try to stick to all of those. except the gay one. i hate fanny bandits. so, so much.
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    miakauisan Female 18-29
    158 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 1:11 am
    I am now permanently scarred for life...
  10. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 1:13 am
    Interesting choice of words, togetec: The "fanny bandit`s" resolution was "to be less gay." And you`re not going to try to stay with that one, eh?
  11. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 1:27 am
    i resolve to be lemon-scented, as opposed to poo scented.
  12. Profile photo of Berserk505
    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 1:56 am
    My new years resolution is to drink more...smoke more, fitter, happier
  13. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 3:11 am
    That video turned me on in so many ways.

    I aim to beat my current record of one man a month to up to around 5 a month! Yay for promiscuity!

    Several other resolutions as well, but they`re to boring to be said here.

  14. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 3:19 am
    Oh, and bloomper, grow up. Gays are everywhere, so just lighten up.

    Here`s a present for you.

  15. Profile photo of friskeh
    friskeh Female 18-29
    60 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 5:15 am
    Ha. Pabasa, you arent the only one! Yay.

    Bloomper. I`m half gay, so does that mean you`ll hug me, but stab me in the back at the same time.

    Back to Pabasa. I want your babies. Or just your baby juice.

  16. Profile photo of minitimm
    minitimm Male 18-29
    82 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 5:17 am
    "Oh, and bloomper, grow up. Gays are everywhere, so just lighten up."

    There`s always the hope of a swift eradication.

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    +meep+ Female 18-29
    1018 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 5:33 am
    That was .. awful =/
  18. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 5:47 am
    :|
  19. Profile photo of M3chan1caL
    M3chan1caL Male 18-29
    178 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 7:39 am
    LMFAO!! That is one awesome video.
  20. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 8:19 am
    Friskeh, have my babies.
  21. Profile photo of rambozo
    rambozo Male 13-17
    171 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 8:43 am
    that was quite not funny
  22. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 8:49 am
    Hmm... So new year`s posts suck as bad as televised new year`s celebrations.
  23. Profile photo of s0urcandie
    s0urcandie Female 13-17
    73 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 9:08 am
    i actually thought the gay part was hot for sum reason but yeah the baby thing was disgusting
  24. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 9:13 am
    Was kinda meh, the homosexual and child molestation part was kinda disgusting.
  25. Profile photo of ciaran036
    ciaran036 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 10:05 am
    yeh... the video would have been fine.. but they went too far with the baby molestation bit... and it was worse that they used a real child...
  26. Profile photo of purplravioli
    purplravioli Female 13-17
    101 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 10:41 am
    That was...strange.
  27. Profile photo of Bloomper
    Bloomper Male 13-17
    61 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 10:46 am
    i dont have a problem with gays pabasa, but watching them make out just isnt my thing
  28. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 11:13 am
    Lame
  29. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 11:16 am
    I don`t think this comedy business is any laughing matter.
  30. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 11:30 am
    hehe cool :P well not the gay part...
  31. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    No one thought that the making out with the baby part was a million times worse than two adult men making out?

    Wow. Sick, sick world.

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    andfoll132 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    that was so messesd up!!
  33. Profile photo of alime
    alime Male 13-17
    173 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    right...
  34. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    damn thats gonna be banned very soon me thinks.
  35. Profile photo of radmikey
    radmikey Male 18-29
    61 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    That kindof pissed me off at the end that someone would even joke about molesting a baby.
  36. Profile photo of pyre
    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    more than a little sickening
  37. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    So when is it that we are all going to admit we watched the video Pabasa posted?
  38. Profile photo of mrcristo
    mrcristo Male 18-29
    281 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    I was disturbed by the gay part and the baby part...but even more so by the baby part. Horrid. And they had to put black people in there too along with homosexuals, child molestors, and rapists.)-|
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    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    Thats abit off.... would of been ok with out the baby molesation... bad taste!
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    zukeepurr Female 30-39
    4 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    "Slightly" NSFW? LOLOL
  41. Profile photo of notpluggedin
    notpluggedin Female 60-69
    262 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    Well, i can see the point of this video, didn`t make me lol, but then it was slightly lame.

    And with rape and baby molestors... eek, not nice.

    The gay bit was fine... whats with the queer bashing? Really, let consenting adults do what consenting adults want to, and don`t spout any of that bull crap about relgion, worry about your own soul first.

    I watched Pabasa`s video, cute it was to!! <3

  42. Profile photo of thecite
    thecite Male 13-17
    554 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    Where was the humour
  43. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    That was so unfunny.
  44. Profile photo of mastercif
    mastercif Male 13-17
    458 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 11:49 pm
    i had to bash my head through my computer screen after seeing the gay one, thanks IAB now i have to buy a new monitor
  45. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 1:20 am
    The only funny part was "I`m gonna be a real boy!" That`s it. The rest was dumb.
  46. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 6:08 am
    did anyone else notice the priests collar that the child molester was wearing, as well as the scarf thing?
    i think he was meant to be a catholic priest.
    i think thats supposed to be funny.
    i think im probably wrong.
  47. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 7:27 am
    "No one thought that the making out with the baby part was a million times worse than two adult men making out?

    Wow. Sick, sick world."

    I agree, yellowsquare.
    I really don`t see why people have problems with gays. Unless you were raped by the same sex, the fear/loathing is just irrational.

  48. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 9:24 am
    i loled at "next year im gonna be a REAL boy", and though the gay one was a bit uncomfortable to watch, the child molestation one was just plain wrong *shudder*
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    lovemeowmix Female 18-29
    105 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 9:38 am
    meh...the puppet was the best...but i am convinced he just became a transvestite (no offence to anypne who is. i have nothing agaisnt GBLT.). it still kinda sucked though. i suppose it is a good thing that i do not believe in new years resolutions because i love who i am???
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    lovemeowmix Female 18-29
    105 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 9:41 am
    and i think that it is offensice to everyone on this IAB...they had a bit of everything. the worst part i personally think was the African American woman wanting to be white...it just hints at the sadistic racism that still peaks into modern society.
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 10:16 am
    Say what you want... that sh*t was f*cking funny.
  52. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 10:18 am
    lovemeowmix, what the hell is offensice?
  53. Profile photo of Rufifi
    Rufifi Male 13-17
    480 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 10:19 am
    "Ha. Pabasa, you arent the only one! Yay.

    Bloomper. I`m half gay, so does that mean you`ll hug me, but stab me in the back at the same time.

    Back to Pabasa. I want your babies. Or just your baby juice."

    you`re a chick, and everyone loves lesbians, my bestfriend is a lesbian!

    and about the pabasa`s baby juice.... go get it tiger

  54. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    OH MY GOD, that ending was perfect! Disgusting, but perfect.
  55. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    324 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    Finally, someone who recognizes the inner turmoil us kitten-calendar buyers face.

    Approve.

  56. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    426 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    Indeed, as others have said, the end was wrong. Judging by the orientation and course of the baby, the tendencies of child molesters, and the size of babies` mouths that seems an unlikely, or rather inaccurate (hence wrong), situation.

    :-D

  57. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 9:29 pm
    OMG! the end.
  58. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    That was great! You people need to lighten up.
  59. Profile photo of BroadwayLove
    BroadwayLove Female 18-29
    187 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 11:44 pm
    I personally feel that some things are not jokes and should not be joked about. The rape joke can slide, but child molestation is NOT a joke and having a real baby in the shot pisses me off even more.
    the gay part made me laugh cuz it looks like the one guy is attacking him more than kissing him
    "I`m going to be less gay!" *ATTACK WITH FACE!!!*
  60. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    Mine is to make a resolution that I can`t possibly mess up.

    Yeah, that`s all of it.

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