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Date: 01/01/08 12:30 AM

47 Responses to Jinsei Owata`s Great Adventure

  1. Profile photo of Mjustin
    Mjustin Male 18-29
    335 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 4:12 pm
    Link: Jinsei Owata`s Great Adventure - Insanely hard Japanese Megaman-style flash game with ASCII graphics.
  2. Profile photo of _callalily_
    _callalily_ Female 13-17
    17 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 12:35 am
    uhhh.... that was interesting
  3. Profile photo of _callalily_
    _callalily_ Female 13-17
    17 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 12:36 am
    how do you jump?
  4. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 12:36 am
    AHHAHAH!!!! 3rd! BITCHES!!!!
  5. Profile photo of _callalily_
    _callalily_ Female 13-17
    17 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 12:37 am
    woah try pushing S or F
  6. Profile photo of _callalily_
    _callalily_ Female 13-17
    17 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 12:38 am
    Gunit1 lol
    for some reason i have gotten first post twice tonight by accident *only on new years
  7. Profile photo of _callalily_
    _callalily_ Female 13-17
    17 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 12:39 am
    oh you push Z to jump
  8. Profile photo of _callalily_
    _callalily_ Female 13-17
    17 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 12:41 am
    and you can throw stuff with X!
  9. Profile photo of Inferno00
    Inferno00 Male 13-17
    150 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 1:04 am
    OMG WTF GET THIS GAME AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I KILL THE CREATOR!!!!!1111
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 1:16 am
    hard as poop. old poop that is.
  11. Profile photo of KimonoThief
    KimonoThief Male 18-29
    126 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 1:31 am
    Nice, killed the bear and got sent straight to a pit.
  12. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 1:36 am
    Me too, KimonoThief. When this thing calls itself "The Life Ending Adventure," it`s not playing around.
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    CheeseCar Male 13-17
    803 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 2:38 am
    I`m stuck after the spikes, something falls down and I die instantly.
  14. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 2:43 am
    CheeseCar you have 2 choices

    Stand on the moving platform then jump back, whilst it is reseting, stand on the platform and jump over. Now stand on the floor and the spikes will fall jump BACK onto the moving platfrom and then jump back onto the top the falling spike. You can also jump on the moving platform jump back and jump down the hole.

    I`m struck just after the 1st save point, the guys keep pressing the button..

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    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 3:02 am
    I made it to the sign with "tan...." on it, i ride on a fat guy to get there and he buggers off half-way through >-( i can`t jump far enough or i hit my head on the roof and die..
  16. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 4:45 am
    argh!
  17. Profile photo of +meep+
    +meep+ Female 18-29
    1018 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 6:04 am
    Er ...
  18. Profile photo of +meep+
    +meep+ Female 18-29
    1018 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 6:10 am
    How do you kill the thing on the right, or the thing on the left after the platform? =/
  19. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 6:14 am
    I got to the "boss" and died. Why is there no save point!
  20. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 6:34 am
    I want to see that "Hardest mario level" guy play this and narrate.
  21. Profile photo of Piroteknix
    Piroteknix Male 18-29
    337 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 9:26 am
    Believe it or not, I have better things to do than this. There`s a game just like this called I Wanna Be The Guy.

    http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/index.php

    Just like the site says, you`d have to be a masochist to enjoy playing any of these games.

  22. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    This is so OLD!
    Easy too =]
  23. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    It scared me.
    THERE IS NO EFFING WAY TO NIT DIE.
    ::shudders::
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    wolkanne Male 30-39
    226 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    Friggin ARGH! guile kept using the spinning kick at me. When i got through i landed and I was so happy then he came through the screen and squashed me!
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    SPOILERZ

    Go right: Fight Pedobear. Right again = fall off huge cliff.

    Go left: You have to jump as close as you can to the left ledge to not get squashed. The next room has a cat that reflects your attacks. No clue how to get around him.

    Go down: Jump on the platform and go under the spike bed while it is up. If you drop down from the left side, you won`t get killed. AS SOON AS YOU LAND, JUMP TO THE NEXT PLATFORM. The next room has 3 platforms, 2 that lower when you step on them, one that goes up. The next room has two stick figures that are holding a box. Shoot them and they drop it on the button and you die. Go over them and they throw the box up in an attempt to kill you, which if it doesn`t, it falls on them, pressing the button and killing you.

    Is this even beatable?

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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    Are there a point to these?

    o - Shrug
    s - Pose
    f - Volcano (???)
    n - Chicken (???)

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    andfoll132 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    this sucks >-( I-(
  28. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    It`s beatable.

    You go left, jump down the spikes, avoid guile, avoid the other dude, jump platforms, dont shoot guys, go right but not down the sign, step on the happy face platform but dont go right, just jump down left, dont press the YOU ARE WINNER BUTTON, go right, jump to the highest place you can get on ladder, because if you go to the lowest itll fall, go right, fight dude (he`s easy), after you kill hm go right. get flying guy, go all the way back, kill pedobear, and then go --->.

  29. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    I am stuck here... Any help?
  30. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    Cmanatlan, you`re not supposed to ride on the happy face platform, you`re supposed to step on it, and then after than walk to the left and jump down.
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    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    Wow, it`s a giant pedobear.
  32. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    TIPs:

    Button Room- This is a no brainer. If you try to jump on the block the little men throw the block up? Well then get out of the way and jump off the big block fast! They never throw that block up on me, I always get out of the way fast.

    TAN SIGN: You went the wrong way. Remember the moving platform? Do not ride the platform into the TanSign-Screen. Fall off before you enter the Tan-Sign-Screen-Spike-Room. Meaning get on the platform, jump up, let it move out of the way, and fall down.

  33. Profile photo of mastercif
    mastercif Male 13-17
    458 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 11:35 pm
    when i first saw the title i thought it said "Jihad`s great adventure" lol but yeah i can`t figure out how to get past the first part
  34. Profile photo of rickcressen
    rickcressen Male 18-29
    29 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 9:32 am
    Anyone figured out how to...

    Beat that boss thing that says "tanasinn"? I can`t figure it out.

  35. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    Did anyone notice the password screen? The only password I found was to fill the whole grid up with dots.
  36. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    And I`m stuck at tanasinn too...
  37. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    To kill the tanasinn guy, enter the room, before he spams all that crap quickly get up to the highest point, and jump down whilst shooting at him, it takes about 20 hits to kill him.

    (DONT FORGET AFTER HE STARTS TO DISAPPEAR, RUN TO THE RIGHT,BECAUSE HE WILL SPAM TONS OF CRAP AT YOU)! ! !! ! !

  38. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    Anybody coming here before playing this game, don`t bother. It is physically impossible without hacking the game itself. And that`s not to say there`s an ending, because there is none, just a bunch of ways to die in the cheapest manner possible. Don`t waste your time and efforts.
  39. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    I don`t care what anyone says. It`s drating impossible.
  40. Profile photo of Benifeddy
    Benifeddy Male 13-17
    25 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 8:59 pm
    Very possible, takes forever, I`m fighting the last boss as we speak.

    When you take the "down" path, you jump off the block really quick. In the next room fall beneath the flat guy. Keep going, you`ll see a sign that says "Lucky Player click here". Click it to win the game and become an hero.


    REAL spoiler: After you dont click the sign, go to the right, see a ladder, jump to the very top of it and climb, or you`ll fall. Welcome to Lion Afro Guy, or Tanasinn. Refer to Asheren and his kind advice. After perhaps dying 100 times, you may win. And if you didnt follow the below advice, congratulations you beat the game!!! Nothing else happens, now go kill yourself on those spikes over there. :)

  41. Profile photo of Benifeddy
    Benifeddy Male 13-17
    25 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    Continued.
    You`re screwed if you didnt do this: When you`re at the menu, don`t click start, click the kanji, to play the GOOD version. It has save points, and the ability to fly after you beat tanasinn (In a way, Jigsaw`s traps begin even in the START MENU! Those sadistic SOBs.) Anyways, now fly out on the magicmakeeverythingbetterersqueakthing, and beat BEAR. You can now cross that damned pit. Also you can cross the punchcat, but theres NOTHING BACK THERE! Welcome to AIRWORLD!! Now, you have to say goodbye to your flight, and jump on clouds. After crossing some spikes. This is pretty much a cakewalk compared to before....but the traps arent over just yet. Assuming you crossed the clouds, a bird will drop a bomb, and it will kill you if it hits the ground, blow it up in the air. Tada, advance, SAVE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, and fight AirMan (Hello Megaman.) Jump in time and stuff. I still dont know whats beyond the human fan, but it`s probably spikes and death. Enjoy.
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    Benifeddy Male 13-17
    25 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    Oh yeah and UP THE CHAIN IS POINTLESS YOU CANT BEAT THE CLONE APPARENTLY! HE HEALS HIMSELF AT THE FIRE FORM!
  43. Profile photo of rickcressen
    rickcressen Male 18-29
    29 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    Still haven`t been able to figure out that boss, all he does is just absorb every shot I make and take no damage.
  44. Profile photo of Benifeddy
    Benifeddy Male 13-17
    25 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    Big Afro Lion has no health bar, but about 20 hits should kill him.

    I beat AirMan finally, here is the reward.

    Yay I`m free.

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    Guvax Male 18-29
    25 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    drat drat drat drat drat drat drat drat drat drat drat I HATE THIS
  46. Profile photo of skittle5
    skittle5 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    January 4, 2008 at 2:07 am
    how do you beat air man???
  47. Profile photo of rickcressen
    rickcressen Male 18-29
    29 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 9:40 am
    Right, I know he doesn`t, but he makes that "clink!" sound that it makes when the shot doesn`t work.

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