Jinsei Owata`s Great Adventure

Submitted by: Mjustin 9 years ago Games
http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html

Insanely hard Japanese Megaman-style flash game with ASCII graphics.
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Male 29
Right, I know he doesn`t, but he makes that "clink!" sound that it makes when the shot doesn`t work.
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Male 99
how do you beat air man???
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Male 25
drat drat drat drat drat drat drat drat drat drat drat I HATE THIS
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Male 25
Big Afro Lion has no health bar, but about 20 hits should kill him.

I beat AirMan finally, here is the reward. [spoiler][/spoiler]

Yay I`m free.

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Male 29
Still haven`t been able to figure out that boss, all he does is just absorb every shot I make and take no damage.
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Male 25
Oh yeah and [spoiler]UP THE CHAIN IS POINTLESS YOU CANT BEAT THE CLONE APPARENTLY! HE HEALS HIMSELF AT THE FIRE FORM![/spoiler]
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Male 25
Continued.
You`re screwed if you didnt do this: [spoiler]When you`re at the menu, don`t click start, click the kanji, to play the GOOD version. It has save points, and the ability to fly after you beat tanasinn (In a way, Jigsaw`s traps begin even in the START MENU! Those sadistic SOBs.) Anyways, now fly out on the magicmakeeverythingbetterersqueakthing, and beat BEAR. You can now cross that damned pit. Also you can cross the punchcat, but theres NOTHING BACK THERE! Welcome to AIRWORLD!! Now, you have to say goodbye to your flight, and jump on clouds. After crossing some spikes. This is pretty much a cakewalk compared to before....but the traps arent over just yet. Assuming you crossed the clouds, a bird will drop a bomb, and it will kill you if it hits the ground, blow it up in the air. Tada, advance, SAVE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, and fight AirMan (Hello Megaman.) Jump in time and stuff. I still dont know whats beyond the human fan, but it`s probably spikes and death. Enjoy.[/spoiler]
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Male 25
Very possible, takes forever, I`m fighting the last boss as we speak.

[spoiler]When you take the "down" path, you jump off the block really quick. In the next room fall beneath the flat guy. Keep going, you`ll see a sign that says "Lucky Player click here". Click it to win the game and become an hero.[/spoiler]


REAL spoiler: [spoiler]After you dont click the sign, go to the right, see a ladder, jump to the very top of it and climb, or you`ll fall. Welcome to Lion Afro Guy, or Tanasinn. Refer to Asheren and his kind advice. After perhaps dying 100 times, you may win. And if you didnt follow the below advice, congratulations you beat the game!!! Nothing else happens, now go kill yourself on those spikes over there. :)[/spoiler]

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Male 340
I don`t care what anyone says. It`s drating impossible.
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Male 340
Anybody coming here before playing this game, don`t bother. It is physically impossible without hacking the game itself. And that`s not to say there`s an ending, because there is none, just a bunch of ways to die in the cheapest manner possible. Don`t waste your time and efforts.
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Male 407
To kill the tanasinn guy, enter the room, before he spams all that crap quickly get up to the highest point, and jump down whilst shooting at him, it takes about 20 hits to kill him.

(DONT FORGET AFTER HE STARTS TO DISAPPEAR, RUN TO THE RIGHT,BECAUSE HE WILL SPAM TONS OF CRAP AT YOU)! ! !! ! !

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Male 602
And I`m stuck at tanasinn too...
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Male 602
Did anyone notice the password screen? The only password I found was to fill the whole grid up with dots.
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Male 29
Anyone figured out how to...

[spoiler]Beat that boss thing that says "tanasinn"? I can`t figure it out.[/spoiler]

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Male 458
when i first saw the title i thought it said "Jihad`s great adventure" lol but yeah i can`t figure out how to get past the first part
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Male 1,162
TIPs:

Button Room- This is a no brainer. If you try to jump on the block the little men throw the block up? Well then get out of the way and jump off the big block fast! They never throw that block up on me, I always get out of the way fast.

TAN SIGN: You went the wrong way. Remember the moving platform? Do not ride the platform into the TanSign-Screen. Fall off before you enter the Tan-Sign-Screen-Spike-Room. Meaning get on the platform, jump up, let it move out of the way, and fall down.

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Male 506
Wow, it`s a giant pedobear.
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Male 407
Cmanatlan, you`re not supposed to ride on the happy face platform, you`re supposed to step on it, and then after than walk to the left and jump down.
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Male 602
I am stuck here... Any help?
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Male 407
It`s beatable.

[spoiler]You go left, jump down the spikes, avoid guile, avoid the other dude, jump platforms, dont shoot guys, go right but not down the sign, step on the happy face platform but dont go right, just jump down left, dont press the YOU ARE WINNER BUTTON, go right, jump to the highest place you can get on ladder, because if you go to the lowest itll fall, go right, fight dude (he`s easy), after you kill hm go right. get flying guy, go all the way back, kill pedobear, and then go --->.[/spoiler]

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Male 74
this sucks >-( I-(
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Male 1,882
Are there a point to these?

o - Shrug
s - Pose
f - Volcano (???)
n - Chicken (???)

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Male 1,882
SPOILERZ

[spoiler]Go right: Fight Pedobear. Right again = fall off huge cliff.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Go left: You have to jump as close as you can to the left ledge to not get squashed. The next room has a cat that reflects your attacks. No clue how to get around him.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Go down: Jump on the platform and go under the spike bed while it is up. If you drop down from the left side, you won`t get killed. AS SOON AS YOU LAND, JUMP TO THE NEXT PLATFORM. The next room has 3 platforms, 2 that lower when you step on them, one that goes up. The next room has two stick figures that are holding a box. Shoot them and they drop it on the button and you die. Go over them and they throw the box up in an attempt to kill you, which if it doesn`t, it falls on them, pressing the button and killing you. [/spoiler]

Is this even beatable?

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Male 226
Friggin ARGH! guile kept using the spinning kick at me. When i got through i landed and I was so happy then he came through the screen and squashed me!
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Female 198
It scared me.
THERE IS NO EFFING WAY TO NIT DIE.
::shudders::
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Male 407
This is so OLD!
Easy too =]
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Male 337
Believe it or not, I have better things to do than this. There`s a game just like this called I Wanna Be The Guy.

http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/index.php

Just like the site says, you`d have to be a masochist to enjoy playing any of these games.

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Male 1,162
I want to see that "Hardest mario level" guy play this and narrate.
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Male 1,162
I got to the "boss" and died. Why is there no save point!
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Female 1,018
How do you kill the thing on the right, or the thing on the left after the platform? =/
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Female 1,018
Er ...
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Male 1,162
argh!
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Male 610
I made it to the sign with "tan...." on it, i ride on a fat guy to get there and he buggers off half-way through >-( i can`t jump far enough or i hit my head on the roof and die..
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Male 610
CheeseCar you have 2 choices

[spoiler]Stand on the moving platform then jump back, whilst it is reseting, stand on the platform and jump over. Now stand on the floor and the spikes will fall jump BACK onto the moving platfrom and then jump back onto the top the falling spike. You can also jump on the moving platform jump back and jump down the hole.[/spoiler]

I`m struck just after the 1st save point, the guys keep pressing the button..

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Male 803
I`m stuck after the spikes, something falls down and I die instantly.
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Male 4,246
Me too, KimonoThief. When this thing calls itself "The Life Ending Adventure," it`s not playing around.
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Male 126
Nice, killed the bear and got sent straight to a pit.
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Male 1,360
hard as poop. old poop that is.
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Male 150
OMG WTF GET THIS GAME AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I KILL THE CREATOR!!!!!1111
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Female 17
and you can throw stuff with X!
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Female 17
oh you push Z to jump
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Female 17
Gunit1 lol
for some reason i have gotten first post twice tonight by accident *only on new years
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Female 17
woah try pushing S or F
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Female 850
AHHAHAH!!!! 3rd! BITCHES!!!!
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Female 17
how do you jump?
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Female 17
uhhh.... that was interesting
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Male 335
Link: Jinsei Owata`s Great Adventure [Rate Link] - Insanely hard Japanese Megaman-style flash game with ASCII graphics.
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