Japanese Mario Kitten

Submitted by: inla_la_land 9 years ago in Games
http://www.geocities.jp/z_gundam_tanosii/home/applet/Main.html

What if Mario was a cute kitte,n and instead of being Italian, he was from Japan? This is exactly what it would be like.
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Male 52
i won
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Male 11
how do you get to the flag guys ? :(
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Female 98
its like kaizo all over again...just weirder
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Female 29
i actually suck at this.. i died.. a lot of times..
and how can you get -2 on lives?
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Male 121
Well, I can finally beat the whole thing with -15 lives. I have no life.

For anyone having trouble, search up "Syobon" on YouTube to get vids on how to avoid the traps.

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Female 312
Sucktastic.
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Male 237
wtf/ i cant understand chinky writing, cant even get on the drating game.
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Female 2,064
YES! FIRST!! ....to email. *shot*
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Male 1,162
ok so now Im at the chicken. Im too tired to complete this
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Male 1,162
I must be a dumbass. no idea how to pass level 1. I guess I need to jump over the flag pole but there`s no way since the yellow bar stops me from getting a running start.
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Male 150
OMG!
To play in super speed hold space when the level starts.
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Male 9
hey this is my first comment i would just like to say i beat it and will post a link to a viedo walkthrou later tonight so now you know how to beat it lol just wait till tonight
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Male 432
What? I submitted this exact same thing on the exact same day, but with a different title and description...
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Female 2,064
FINALLY BEAT THIS GAME....I kid you not, I SERIOUSLY had -403 lives when I beat it..... O__O
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Male 2,576
Spoilers, how to pass the game past lvl 3:
http://aegrisomnia.in-goo.net/general-f1...
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Male 829
Oh god I remember the video on this.
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Male 319
The game is BALLS!!!
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Male 163
where can i download this game? i searched "japanese mario kitten" on google but nothing showed up
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Male 471
"Thursday, January 10, 2008 3:06:21 PM
Lol @ Pedobear coming out of the pipe in level 2. <3 4chan memes. Lurk moar fegs"

Klauser-
1) Rules 1 and 2.
2) lol underage ban
3) That was actually shota cat. Lurk moar indeed.
4) ?????
5) No profit. Just kill yourself.

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Female 993
Not even going to try to beat it...
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Male 12
Lol @ Pedobear coming out of the pipe in level 2. <3 4chan memes. Lurk moar fegs
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Male 170
yay for i-eat-bunnies :D
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Male 5
this damn game is completely ridiculous
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Male 315
Stuck on level three with what I can only assume is superman and a flagpole that is either being stolen or shooting me with lasers.

I love this game.

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Female 122
Anyone else reminded of the program "Neko the Cat"?
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Male 11
how the hell do u beat level 3
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Female 1,407
Haha it`s kinda fun even when you suck at it! 6_6
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Female 199
This game is evil personified.
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Female 1,944
omg! frustrating!
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Male 49
****ing chicken
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Male 150
I beat it in 6 min. I just got stuck on the flagpole.
:|
Jump on the rocket!!!
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Female 52
the game from hell!!!! :( this is really hard
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Male 68
YESS!!! FINALLY BEAT IT!!!
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Male 68
ty, T3h-Wraith
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Male 221
How do you beat level 3? Can`t get past the robot at the end
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Male 645
Lawl, Syobon Action, I have this downloaded on my PC :D, imnotfamous, You need to jump on the top of the pole, And keep jumping as it moves toward the real flag, Then jump off.
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Female 215
I clicked the link, and then it took a long time loading. Then the game was there, and I preced enter key, and preced and preced again, and it didn`t do anything so I closed it. Lame.
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Female 2,084
this game sucks ass. there are booby traps all over the place.
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Male 68
how do u finish lvl 2 where the green pole keeps smooshing you?
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Male 12
Oh the memories!! Augh, that stupid music is stuck in my head.
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Male 1,674
how do you finish level 3? And how many levels are there? The stupid robot keeps tossing me
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Male 68
after u jumped over the first flag pole, what do you do?
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Male 208
how do u dl this game
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Male 208
yay i beat it
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Male 208
damn chicken lvl 4
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Male 221
omg209: Here`s how to beat the first part of lvl 3 [spoiler]You need to hit the green button at the beginning of the level then immediantly you jump on top of the ? block. Then you go and jump on the speaker thing then jump on the block to the left, then jump up to the right and move on from there[/spoiler]
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Male 208
damn robot
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Male 208
i go down the pipe and hit a cloud and die on lvl 3 how to pass that
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Male 2
How do you hit him with the turtle shell, maybe a step by step?
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Male 221
I`m life neg 38 and still trying to figure out how to jump over the first flag pole
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Male 880
For those stuck on chicken:
[spoiler]When you see the thre blocks, hit the one on the right so bring out the block robot.
Then jump on him just as he his the trampoline.
He will throw you ontop the top of the level.
Run right and your done.
Masturbate.[/spoiler]
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Male 880
"How do you beat the third level where the guy throws the pole or throws you if you go on the pole?"

Hit him with the turtle shell.

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Female 2,064
Hey! It`s the game from the video! YES!!!! =D
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Male 221
Azszk, Isn`t much easier to just look at porn on other websites instead of having to send people links to get to it? Just a suggestion
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Male 2
How do you beat the third level where the guy throws the pole or throws you if you go on the pole?
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Male 610
^^[spoiler]Jump over the flag pole, you might need a running start.[/spoiler]
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Female 434
AHHHHH!!! I can get to the end of the first level but I slide down the flag pole and than a flying ghost thing kills me!! What do I do?
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Female 52
How the hell am I supposed to get through level 3?
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Male 170
Yeah TJAW, the chicken screwed me over too, if anyone figures that out, whack it in a spoiler for us please?
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Female 52
I`m at -27 lives right now and I just got to the second level. I saw a video of this game but didn`t think it would be quite as annoying when I was doing it. Whoever made this is going to hell.
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Male 15,510
[spoiler]SpoilerText[/spoiler]
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Male 15,510
Well darn it, Im stuck in the very, very beginning, I keep pressing "enter" and nothing at all happens
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Male 610
I`m in the castle, i get to the chicken, a ? comes up and i die!!!
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Male 18
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Male 1,287
almost as much fun as shaving one`s genitals and pouring industrial-strength acetone on them.
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Male 610
Lol, worked it out on my 1st go after that post..
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Male 610
Can`t get into the castle at the end since the guy throws the flag away or throws me away..
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Male 58
This was a cool game that kept me entertained for a while, but i already downloaded it a long time ago and already beat it too, its actually pretty easy if you have good memory...
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Male 1,383
Ahhh, it`s the worst game :P
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Male 88
i dont even want to know how you stumbled upon this one
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Male 740
hahaha. i remember these videos. the game isnt THAT hard, tho.

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Male 277
KOALA, DONT USE THE MUSIC BLOCK! :D (use the block at the start and wait till those pooty jumpy things fall down that hole)
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Female 1,018
Gave up after the falling ceiling in the second level. The king thing that I think you have to jump over was annoying as drat.
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Male 170
Scratch that, I accidentally pressed T... resets the game..
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Male 170
Curiosity killed the cat. Everything killed the cat. Stuck on how to defeat the chicken at the moment.
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Male 68
Beat it in a little over an hour.

For those who don`t believe me, if you ever make it to the end. The last item is a green ball with diagonal stripes that has a little bit on the top as well.

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Male 4,246
*hums Mario death music*
"I love that music, Mario, I love it. `Cause it`s gonna follow me to the grave."
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Male 4,012
O-M-G!!!

It`s the game from hell!

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Male 75
Omg, i hit a block and it moves up rofl
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Female 30
Can`t view it.
Unless you were refering to the gray rectangle.
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Male 84
ahhhhhhhhhhhhWTF!! -slams face on key board- what do you do when you get to the flag pole???
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Male 20,901
Prece? I give them credit for committing to the stereotype.
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Male 2,576
Oh man, I downloaded that game, stuck on the third lvl where you go up to cloud lvl, get down, and die from a cloud.

I need to go up thats for sure, the note blocks make me go.. too far up, keep going and you die from lack of being reaching anything, this is where I`m stuck:

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i97/Ko...

Now What?

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Male 2,616
It was a lot more fun to watch a video of someone struggling with it than to ACTUALLY struggle with it.
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Male 991
LOL I went in the pipe and died. I am on life -2.
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Male 991
"Prece Enter Key". lol...
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Male 2,616
What if Mario was completely the same, except different in every way? This is exactly what that would be like.
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Female 1
Link: Japanese Mario Kitten [Rate Link] - What if Mario was a cute kitte,n and instead of being Italian, he was from Japan? This is exactly what it would be like.
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