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Date: 01/09/08 12:35 AM

88 Responses to Japanese Mario Kitten

  1. Profile photo of inla_la_land
    inla_la_land Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 8, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    Link: Japanese Mario Kitten - What if Mario was a cute kitte,n and instead of being Italian, he was from Japan? This is exactly what it would be like.
  2. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 12:39 am
    What if Mario was completely the same, except different in every way? This is exactly what that would be like.
  3. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 12:39 am
    "Prece Enter Key". lol...
  4. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 12:45 am
    LOL I went in the pipe and died. I am on life -2.
  5. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 12:45 am
    It was a lot more fun to watch a video of someone struggling with it than to ACTUALLY struggle with it.
  6. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 1:28 am
    Oh man, I downloaded that game, stuck on the third lvl where you go up to cloud lvl, get down, and die from a cloud.

    I need to go up thats for sure, the note blocks make me go.. too far up, keep going and you die from lack of being reaching anything, this is where I`m stuck:

    http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i97/Ko...

    Now What?

  7. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 2:02 am
    Prece? I give them credit for committing to the stereotype.
  8. Profile photo of water_dragon
    water_dragon Male 13-17
    84 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 3:48 am
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhWTF!! -slams face on key board- what do you do when you get to the flag pole???
  9. Profile photo of Other
    Other Female 30-39
    30 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 3:49 am
    Can`t view it.
    Unless you were refering to the gray rectangle.
  10. Profile photo of MattMacLean
    MattMacLean Male 13-17
    75 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 4:10 am
    Omg, i hit a block and it moves up rofl
  11. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 4:12 am
    O-M-G!!!

    It`s the game from hell!

  12. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 4:41 am
    *hums Mario death music*
    "I love that music, Mario, I love it. `Cause it`s gonna follow me to the grave."
  13. Profile photo of gance
    gance Male 18-29
    68 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 6:18 am
    Beat it in a little over an hour.

    For those who don`t believe me, if you ever make it to the end. The last item is a green ball with diagonal stripes that has a little bit on the top as well.

  14. Profile photo of [DLM]Jimbo
    [DLM]Jimbo Male 18-29
    170 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 7:59 am
    Curiosity killed the cat. Everything killed the cat. Stuck on how to defeat the chicken at the moment.
  15. Profile photo of [DLM]Jimbo
    [DLM]Jimbo Male 18-29
    170 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 8:02 am
    Scratch that, I accidentally pressed T... resets the game..
  16. Profile photo of +meep+
    +meep+ Female 18-29
    1018 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 8:07 am
    Gave up after the falling ceiling in the second level. The king thing that I think you have to jump over was annoying as drat.
  17. Profile photo of xskullkidx
    xskullkidx Male 13-17
    277 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 8:34 am
    KOALA, DONT USE THE MUSIC BLOCK! :D (use the block at the start and wait till those pooty jumpy things fall down that hole)
  18. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 8:53 am
    hahaha. i remember these videos. the game isnt THAT hard, tho.

  19. Profile photo of hunter217
    hunter217 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 9:00 am
    i dont even want to know how you stumbled upon this one
  20. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 9:22 am
    Ahhh, it`s the worst game :P
  21. Profile photo of MagicPotion
    MagicPotion Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 9:56 am
    This was a cool game that kept me entertained for a while, but i already downloaded it a long time ago and already beat it too, its actually pretty easy if you have good memory...
  22. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 10:47 am
    Can`t get into the castle at the end since the guy throws the flag away or throws me away..
  23. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 10:48 am
    Lol, worked it out on my 1st go after that post..
  24. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 11:06 am
    almost as much fun as shaving one`s genitals and pouring industrial-strength acetone on them.
  25. Profile photo of Azszk
    Azszk Male 18-29
    18 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 11:25 am
    wow..
  26. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 11:43 am
    I`m in the castle, i get to the chicken, a ? comes up and i die!!!
  27. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    Well darn it, Im stuck in the very, very beginning, I keep pressing "enter" and nothing at all happens
  28. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    SpoilerText
  29. Profile photo of pebbles99
    pebbles99 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    I`m at -27 lives right now and I just got to the second level. I saw a video of this game but didn`t think it would be quite as annoying when I was doing it. Whoever made this is going to hell.
  30. Profile photo of [DLM]Jimbo
    [DLM]Jimbo Male 18-29
    170 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    Yeah TJAW, the chicken screwed me over too, if anyone figures that out, whack it in a spoiler for us please?
  31. Profile photo of pebbles99
    pebbles99 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    How the hell am I supposed to get through level 3?
  32. Profile photo of StphnHrrll
    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    AHHHHH!!! I can get to the end of the first level but I slide down the flag pole and than a flying ghost thing kills me!! What do I do?
  33. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    ^^Jump over the flag pole, you might need a running start.
  34. Profile photo of IceBurgos
    IceBurgos Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    How do you beat the third level where the guy throws the pole or throws you if you go on the pole?
  35. Profile photo of romboy
    romboy Male 18-29
    221 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    Azszk, Isn`t much easier to just look at porn on other websites instead of having to send people links to get to it? Just a suggestion
  36. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    Hey! It`s the game from the video! YES!!!! =D
  37. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    "How do you beat the third level where the guy throws the pole or throws you if you go on the pole?"

    Hit him with the turtle shell.

  38. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    For those stuck on chicken:
    When you see the thre blocks, hit the one on the right so bring out the block robot.
    Then jump on him just as he his the trampoline.
    He will throw you ontop the top of the level.
    Run right and your done.
    Masturbate.
  39. Profile photo of romboy
    romboy Male 18-29
    221 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    I`m life neg 38 and still trying to figure out how to jump over the first flag pole
  40. Profile photo of IceBurgos
    IceBurgos Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    How do you hit him with the turtle shell, maybe a step by step?
  41. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    i go down the pipe and hit a cloud and die on lvl 3 how to pass that
  42. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    damn robot
  43. Profile photo of romboy
    romboy Male 18-29
    221 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    omg209: Here`s how to beat the first part of lvl 3 You need to hit the green button at the beginning of the level then immediantly you jump on top of the ? block. Then you go and jump on the speaker thing then jump on the block to the left, then jump up to the right and move on from there
  44. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    damn chicken lvl 4
  45. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    yay i beat it
  46. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    how do u dl this game
  47. Profile photo of imnotfamous
    imnotfamous Male 13-17
    68 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    after u jumped over the first flag pole, what do you do?
  48. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    how do you finish level 3? And how many levels are there? The stupid robot keeps tossing me
  49. Profile photo of Hynobii
    Hynobii Male 13-17
    12 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Oh the memories!! Augh, that stupid music is stuck in my head.
  50. Profile photo of imnotfamous
    imnotfamous Male 13-17
    68 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    how do u finish lvl 2 where the green pole keeps smooshing you?
  51. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    this game sucks ass. there are booby traps all over the place.
  52. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    I clicked the link, and then it took a long time loading. Then the game was there, and I preced enter key, and preced and preced again, and it didn`t do anything so I closed it. Lame.
  53. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    Lawl, Syobon Action, I have this downloaded on my PC :D, imnotfamous, You need to jump on the top of the pole, And keep jumping as it moves toward the real flag, Then jump off.
  54. Profile photo of romboy
    romboy Male 18-29
    221 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    How do you beat level 3? Can`t get past the robot at the end
  55. Profile photo of imnotfamous
    imnotfamous Male 13-17
    68 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    ty, T3h-Wraith
  56. Profile photo of imnotfamous
    imnotfamous Male 13-17
    68 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    YESS!!! FINALLY BEAT IT!!!
  57. Profile photo of Jigglepiggle
    Jigglepiggle Female 50-59
    52 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    the game from hell!!!! :( this is really hard
  58. Profile photo of joshjunky
    joshjunky Male 18-29
    150 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    I beat it in 6 min. I just got stuck on the flagpole.
    :|
    Jump on the rocket!!!
  59. Profile photo of justdidit
    justdidit Male 18-29
    49 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    ****ing chicken
  60. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    omg! frustrating!
  61. Profile photo of Drizzle
    Drizzle Female 18-29
    199 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    This game is evil personified.
  62. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    Haha it`s kinda fun even when you suck at it! 6_6
  63. Profile photo of chopsuii
    chopsuii Male 18-29
    11 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    how the hell do u beat level 3
  64. Profile photo of rock_jock
    rock_jock Female 30-39
    122 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    Anyone else reminded of the program "Neko the Cat"?
  65. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 10:13 pm
    Stuck on level three with what I can only assume is superman and a flagpole that is either being stolen or shooting me with lasers.

    I love this game.

  66. Profile photo of nyhcec
    nyhcec Male 18-29
    5 posts
    January 10, 2008 at 11:49 am
    this damn game is completely ridiculous
  67. Profile photo of [DLM]Jimbo
    [DLM]Jimbo Male 18-29
    170 posts
    January 10, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    yay for i-eat-bunnies :D
  68. Profile photo of Klauser
    Klauser Male 13-17
    12 posts
    January 10, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    Lol @ Pedobear coming out of the pipe in level 2. <3 4chan memes. Lurk moar fegs
  69. Profile photo of JazzyPiano
    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    993 posts
    January 10, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    Not even going to try to beat it...
  70. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
    471 posts
    January 10, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    "Thursday, January 10, 2008 3:06:21 PM
    Lol @ Pedobear coming out of the pipe in level 2. <3 4chan memes. Lurk moar fegs"

    Klauser-
    1) Rules 1 and 2.
    2) lol underage ban
    3) That was actually shota cat. Lurk moar indeed.
    4) ?????
    5) No profit. Just kill yourself.

  71. Profile photo of Almighty77
    Almighty77 Male 13-17
    163 posts
    January 10, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    where can i download this game? i searched "japanese mario kitten" on google but nothing showed up
  72. Profile photo of Cashcleaner
    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    January 10, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    The game is BALLS!!!
  73. Profile photo of cluckmoo
    cluckmoo Male 13-17
    830 posts
    January 10, 2008 at 10:23 pm
    Oh god I remember the video on this.
  74. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 11, 2008 at 1:48 am
    Spoilers, how to pass the game past lvl 3:
    http://aegrisomnia.in-goo.net/general-f1...
  75. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    January 11, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    FINALLY BEAT THIS GAME....I kid you not, I SERIOUSLY had -403 lives when I beat it..... O__O
  76. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    January 11, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    What? I submitted this exact same thing on the exact same day, but with a different title and description...
  77. Profile photo of nicky_boy909
    nicky_boy909 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    January 12, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    hey this is my first comment i would just like to say i beat it and will post a link to a viedo walkthrou later tonight so now you know how to beat it lol just wait till tonight
  78. Profile photo of joshjunky
    joshjunky Male 18-29
    150 posts
    January 12, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    OMG!
    To play in super speed hold space when the level starts.
  79. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    January 14, 2008 at 1:08 am
    I must be a dumbass. no idea how to pass level 1. I guess I need to jump over the flag pole but there`s no way since the yellow bar stops me from getting a running start.
  80. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    January 14, 2008 at 2:12 am
    ok so now Im at the chicken. Im too tired to complete this
  81. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    January 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    YES! FIRST!! ....to email. *shot*
  82. Profile photo of webcamwanker
    webcamwanker Male 18-29
    237 posts
    January 15, 2008 at 10:23 am
    wtf/ i cant understand chinky writing, cant even get on the drating game.
  83. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    January 17, 2008 at 10:40 am
    Sucktastic.
  84. Profile photo of Requateer
    Requateer Male 13-17
    121 posts
    February 6, 2008 at 10:49 am
    Well, I can finally beat the whole thing with -15 lives. I have no life.

    For anyone having trouble, search up "Syobon" on YouTube to get vids on how to avoid the traps.

  85. Profile photo of Jinglesx
    Jinglesx Female 13-17
    29 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 10:20 am
    i actually suck at this.. i died.. a lot of times..
    and how can you get -2 on lives?
  86. Profile photo of Hotubs
    Hotubs Female 13-17
    98 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 5:38 am
    its like kaizo all over again...just weirder
  87. Profile photo of sk8erfunyon
    sk8erfunyon Male 18-29
    11 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 4:14 am
    how do you get to the flag guys ? :(
  88. Profile photo of geckosftw
    geckosftw Male 13-17
    52 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 11:08 am
    i won

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