I-Am-Bored`s First Weekly Caption Contest

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in

THE VOTING BEGINS NOW. Details inside.
There are 260 comments:
Male 2
i`d like a cookie for reading all of that!
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Male 5,970
im a few months late....but i would have gone with hehehenerd :P
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Male 690
2 long...
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Female 87
I like the idea of a contest on I-A-B, to spice things up a bit, but there needs to be WAAAYYY less entries, nobodys going to read them all, and some kind of poll type voting thing should be put in, this is going to be pretty hard to sift through...But I really like this idea.
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Female 288
cookieking!!!
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Male 791
haha yeah
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Male 1,623
The one person who hasn`t even been on IAB for more than 3 minutes wins because everyone`s too lazy to scroll down and read.
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Male 870
I`ll split my vote between Tailz120 and Camira. Most of these were lousy, not that I read them all.

You need to do a better job on presentation. For one thing--if you must give us an insane amount of stupid captions to read, don`t make it a jpg. Make it searchable text. Or at least put the names in alphabetical order.

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Male 227
MRSB996 !!! xD
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Female 879
svelay1983
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Male 555
fodarexiii,

I went to the last page first, so I did see your comment :-)

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Male 916
ProSlacker
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Male 623
Every single entry is stupid. All 2,000 of them, way to ruin a good opportunity IAB.

But even this comment doesn`t matter cause it`s #251. No one will ever see it!

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Female 11
sinsaga! simple yet all you need
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Male 4,246
R_U_Kidding.

Don`t look at me like that.

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Female 199
mechbfp

Fancylad and Buddy should make a shortlist, I got bored stiff before I got halfway through.

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Female 1
Dwesty. Laughed my ass off at that one!
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Male 4
Vote: MiamiFi216

Scroll Down people, robosatan`s is lame. Cool s/n though

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Female 3
Foxijenx
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Male 1
doobie2.....that chit is funny.....lol
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Female 17
kero_rawr...perfect!!!
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Male 970
I liked Standards` submission and I really laughed at pizzahedd`s. I have to go with...

Pizzahedd.

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Female 1,605
I did laugh at lunani`s, but it can be seen as racist, and therefore it was disqualified.
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Female 1
I pick Mrlenderful!!! Whooooo!
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Male 3
mrsb996
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Male 36
freelop
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Male 570
here is lunani`s.

CAPTION:
Beyonce: These pop up ads are getting so annoying, a chimpanzee`s face just popped on my screen!

Jay-Z: Honey I`m just trying out our new webcams.

Beyonce: ... oh okay.

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Male 570
why didn`t you put lunani`s in there?!? i fote for lunani.
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Male 12
I`d go with neeley2009 but you seriously need to come up with a better system for voting.
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Female 1
elite181
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Male 123
i would like to make a late entry
jay-z: damn this caption contest on iab sucks ass atm
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Male 49
robosatan
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Male 4
sinsaga


can i even vote for myself? lol

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Female 70
kairobert
lolz
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Female 84
MarvelKing4
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Female 118
Ianislevi
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Male 1,590
Of the ones I bothered to read (too many choices) I like the one by NotjonGreco best. I would have copied and pasted it here, but apparently, the list is a picture, so that wasn`t possible. Hopefully, next week`s contest will have the bugs worked out.
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Male 564
I vote for pedro.
JK, i posted my vote a while ago.. Anywayz

Fancylad, use buttons, they are a lot easier. Same with actually having it in font, ctrl+f doesnt work with it.
Basically, don`t listen to anyone elses comments, but listen to mine cause I speak for the people(by saying what they just said)

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Female 370
Someone should have went threw this list and deleted some. I mean, any key? COME ON... so old and not funny.

I vote for Vimto...

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Female 59
I`m voting for me.

(Yes, I`m lame don`t judge me)

But I agree the voting process needs to be changed, a lot of people aren`t going to read them all so it`s not really fair/accurate.

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Female 220
too hard to vote.
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Female 1,697
I love the one about not seeing him cos` he`s ugly, very funny and true.
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Female 2,674
halberto
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Male 107
lesberry haha idk why it made me laugh but i couldnt help it
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Male 46
soupkid said. "whos chris hansen? and whats dateline nbc?"

i bet alot of u dont get it. if u dont... then go make snow angels on the interstate.

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Male 46
soupkid
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Male 513

MY VOTE: Cmortime
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Female 2,064
enzo213...that was awesome. xD
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Male 1,085
I vote for me, naturally.


I don`t think anyone else voted for me..:(

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Female 252
ListerStorm
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Female 181
mrsb996

i didn`t read the whole thing.
fix your system please!
and please make it actual text so I can sort through the names instead of a jpeg saved on paint.

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Male 32
Why can`t we have a click to vote system (results hidden until end)? Also, these should have been narrowed down A LOT more.

VOTE: pizzahedd

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Female 280
Kero_Rawr
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Male 150
I, for one, was quite satisfied. You nooblets need to stop whining about it. Just wait until another one comes around, and have your friends review your caption. NO I obviously didn`t get on the list, so don`t make any comment that shows your lack of research.
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Male 3,631
Idnmaster (it`s what I would have submitted)
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Female 500
Rick_S
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Female 115
mrlendeful
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Male 217
neeley2009
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Male 254
this is so gay. My caption got deleted.
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Female 15
enzo213 is my favorite
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Male 458
lol pretty much all of the entries were hilarious
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Female 15
GARFIELDFAN3
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Female 738
Even though I am pretty stoked mine`s actually on the list, I`m voting for marvelking4...
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Male 134
cmortime
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Female 61
nerdsquared
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Male 45
Also, YAY I GOT UP THERE!
WITH ONE VOTE ALSO
BOO YAH! :-)
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Male 45
Rhyknow all the way
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Male 623
svelay1983
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Male 264
1CrazyURL
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Male 144
bordarboy gets my vote
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Male 17
This machine is rigged! DIEBOLD!!!!1111 omgwtf!!!11
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Female 2,196
no caption is better than some of these captions lol
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Male 564
BTW, i think i should win, with no caption, cause I`m that awesome.
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Male 564
I`ll take robosatan.
Hell, I`m happy that fancylad said my name!
*does a little dance.*
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Female 2,196
cookii

and this is pretty flawed and seeing the name can also make it unfair

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Male 128
tp1212
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Male 646
Won`t read them all... too much lameness. So to be fair I won`t vote.
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Male 404
I vote for Piroteknix
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Male 444
GO AKAPPY!!! =(
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Female 245
rabid_meat
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Male 81
this system is poo. i mean unless you want to go around adding up the names by hand.
and theres way too many submissions to read at once. .. the earlier poster get a major advantage because more people look at those then ones in the middle of the pack
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Female 81
no way am i reading all of them...
but from what i did read i would say:

RHYKNOW

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Male 26
pabasa
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Male 19
marvelking4
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Male 35
elite181
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Male 1,766
now robosatan is going to win because people are too lazy to scroll
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Male 267
tp1212
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Male 392
I vote for robosatan.
More for his name then his caption but hey sue me.
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Male 1,766
this stinks the people high on the list will probaly win i vote for patthebaker by the way that guys great
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Female 107
i like nerdsquared
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Male 10
jamesrose69
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Male 337
I`m gonna say piroteknix.

Seriously, fix the voting system, this is chaos. Fancylad or Buddy or whoever`s organizing or modding this thing needs to narrow it down to his favorite 3/5/10/20/50.

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Male 21
robosatan
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Male 2
jamesrose69
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Male 210
kairobert
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Male 77
neeley2009

tempted to vote for my own, but what`s the fun in that

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Male 22
Marvelking4
Hilarous, reminds me of what happened at my lunch table.
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Female 227
dwesty
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Female 116
rybo89.

I also agree that you should definitely tweak the voting next time around. Haha, mine actually made it!

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Female 51
my vote goes for.....

Rhyknow....

Spell check on his rhymes.....ROTFLMFAO

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Male 72
i agree that IAB should just pick their top 10 and let us vote...I online read the top half, but my vote goes for:

listerstorm

I don`t think that one can be beat!

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Male 133
vimto here too
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Male 1,725
mrsb996
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Male 693
neeley 2009


and, the contest format needs to be improvised. No way am I looking at a list that long!

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Male 4
robosatan
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Male 445
Vimto`s got my vote.
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Male 26
robosatan has my vote
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Female 1,407
Since the list is a bit too long,I`ll just go with the flow: robosatan
Ps. I noticed mine near the bottom; I`m just glad it was noticed, that`s all. ^_^
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Male 29
beng_uk
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Male 301
bored-am-I
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Male 3,255
Some people are just too dumb to use a computer, especially rappers. For them, there is... Macintosh!
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Male 1,141
this is so horribly organized! what did they accept like every single one?! there is way too many to look through i already give up. thanks IAB.
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Male 16
vimto
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Male 349
elite181
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Male 230
tl;dr
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Male 96
i cant remember the name... but the one that called j-z a homo!
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Female 606
I agree with some of you, they should narrow it down to 10 entries next time.
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Male 1,420
listerstorm is my vote.
caption comics are hard to actually make funny, and a lot of these just sound like jokes i made when i was 13.
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Female 47
sinsaga.

and agree with other ppl on narrowing down the list to choose from.
theres too much for any person to read.
or actually want to read.

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Male 23
umm I`d vote for me but if it isn`t allowed then i guess jpozo123
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Female 3
I Really Liked
*** mrlenderful *** :-D
But Seriously That WAS WAAAY Too Long!!! X-(
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Male 4,393
lesberry.. :P
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Male 4,393
i will do better on saterday... :(
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Female 153
mr. lenderful is my vote
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Male 248
Rybo89 for t3h win.
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Male 19
he only read the first 100! OMG! your cheeting all of us good captionists for guys who cant even spell!!!! OMG! i hate u! >-( go to hell! i write for the st.thomas daily news FYI!
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Male 1,497
I THINK ROBOSATAN WON THIS EASILY!!!
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Male 396
icn
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Female 1,589
LifeStorm
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Male 58
Also agree with previous comments - there should be a poll with only a few shortlisted captions
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Male 12
Takerrules
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Female 59
Rhyknow
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Male 58
aqausixio
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Female 5
Fourth
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Male 32
ok, fancylad, why isnt my caption in there?!!if you say its because there were a few similar ones involving the couch idea, i think you`ll find mine was first! im not happy!
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Female 993
CookieKing
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Male 1,623
Kero_Rawr`s caption owns.
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Male 25
uh...*votes robosatan*
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Female 23
Pabasa
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Male 12
Please vote for me because I lost all my shirts in a tragic wood-chipper accident. Thanks to Spongamabob, Takerrules and Mogulman and to anyone else that votes for me! My vote goes for mine (obviously.) So put that in your scorebook, sucka!
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Male 180
If you can vote for yourself, i vote for me.
If you can`t vote for yourself, i vote for rhyknow
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Female 375
Ahh democracy. I`m going to throw caution to the wind and vote for:

Maelstrom_x
"Wow the only difference between Ebaum`s World and IAB now is the site layout!"

But I will repeat what many others have said. CHANGE THE VOTING SYSTEM. Seriously. Fancylad, just pick your favourite 10 or something, and ask us to pick from those. Cos seriously... after reading some 300 entries there, my eyes sure hurt.

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Female 7
csouder
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Male 791
who else would I vote for?
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Male 791
Devin88.
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Male 28
Rybo89
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Female 1,605
Pabasa
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Female 328
Imeagla has my vote.
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Male 46
Going down the lines of the Pirate Court and voting for myself

Stomper1000

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Male 142
I vote for myself.... I can do that right?
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Male 197
Psychosis11
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Male 3
ROBOSATAN
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Male 357
pabasa
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Female 691
Pabasa
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Female 43
rhyknow
:)
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Female 761
Stevie.f
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Male 1,361
Rybo89
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Female 4
I pretty much agree with everyone, I think IAB needs to pick their top 10 or 20 and then we choose from there cause obviously it takes too long to read all of them and Im going to vote for myself.

chicagochica

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Female 1
Vimto! easily the best in the ones i could be bothered to read
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Male 3
Vimto
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Female 163
Ro55555ie
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Male 32
yeah i vote for u_dont_scare_me its in the between 70 and 80 or something
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Female 2,084
mrlenderful made me lmfao like seriously.

btw. you should think of narrowing it down to like 10. it took me forever to read through those.

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Female 1,297
i cant decide: Ro55555ie or ucwv000

*eeny meeny meiny mo*

ucwv000 it is

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Male 535
Freelop
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Male 23
1CrazyURL
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Female 1,832
svelay1983 is my choice :-)~

I hope you win! I drew a complete blank for something funny to write for this contest *sigh*, lol.

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Male 236
Sorry for the double post,its mrlenderful
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Male 236
mrlendeful (sp?)
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Male 19
As i Can`t really vote for my self i think Bordarboy should win
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Female 1,244
I`m not reading all those..that list is way too big
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Male 44
NotJonGreco
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Male 2,720
Calibur15
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Female 149
its got to be robosatan
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Male 592
elite 181
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Male 2,159
robosatan
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Female 1,890
i read all of em 0-0
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Female 1,890
mani-jack :)

i think mine was funny but derogatory...

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Female 15
i am NOT reading all of them! there should be at most 30 anyway my vote is for (drum roll please)

ro55555ie

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Male 1,383
Wooh, cheers for the vote jtl :P

My vote is for- pizzahedd

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Male 39
bored-am-i
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Female 1,571
i dont really like any of them, not even mine haha..but..to choose

beng_uk

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Male 511
ROBOSATAN
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Male 37
Vimto hands down, totally original
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Female 155
killamagig
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Male 11
TRIZZ
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Male 526
bored-am-i
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Female 32
mine is missing too. . .nothing dirty and I did not see a dup. . .so those of us who know no one here. . get squat for votes(if it were posted). . .tre lame. .

my last contest. . .I agree you should have culled the herd. . .at least those of us who got left out would know it was because we lost and not because we were overlooked.

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Female 449
Vimto
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Male 221
bored-am-I
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Female 23
Lesberry x
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Male 43
robosatan
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Male 1,343
gonna mix things up, by voting for a random person halfway down the page.

piroteknix

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Male 326
robostan
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Male 67
elite181
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Male 12
robosatan
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Male 27
bordarboy

Which is the gold one that Lady Alathia is talking about.

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Male 541
Duh869
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Male 57
This is not a good way of doing a caption contest. I think Fancylad needs to pick 5 and have buttons to click to vote. I also think the contest should be its own separate page and not in the middle of the links. It`s wasted time to find the caption contest through all those links
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Male 5
csouder way to many to read through though
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Female 151
..........DAMMIT!
I can`t remember the person`s name...

but the one about the African dude giving away 10% of his fortune, and "Beyonce, go get my card!"

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Female 831
cmortime

i stopped reading after that one.

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Male 55
Benoxxxx


Screw being self centered, anyone sho doesnt vote for themselves obviously doesnt understand the game.

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Female 268
neeley09
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Male 5
rybo89

BOOOOM! HEADSHOT xD

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Male 391
i expected more funny but if had to say, id say Robosatan
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Male 336
i vote enzo213

but I think this is waaaay to many entries. we`re gonna have to work that out

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Male 10
robosatan FTW
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Female 6
marvelking4
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Male 946
tedward245
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Male 1
beyonce: they said it was called 2 girls 1 cup. jay-z: aight then, i`ll look it up.
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Male 33
ICN
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Male 149
robosatan
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Male 295
mrlenderful
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Female 176
Ianislevi
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Male 576
cmortime, I guess... This is stupid
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Female 62
True for the length, I didn`t read them all. You should really cull them down to your most 10 or 20 favorites and then allow us to vote on those. And radio buttons or drop down list for vote, pretty please?

Either way my choice:

robosatan: Apple brought them together, Homosexuality kept them apart.

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Female 40
CookieKing
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Male 991
csouder
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Female 83
Vote for: Robosatan

I tried to read them all. Really. But you can only ingest so many mediocre attempts at humor in one sitting.

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Male 2
eskimoboy6
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Male 76
rybo89
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Male 314
Vimto... Mine wasn`t on there-.-
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Male 74
Why isn`t my caption on the list? It says only the first one of the repeated captions were taken, but I checked through the list and none of them were even nearly close to what I wrote. Look at page 3, third from the top (i think)
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Female 406
Oh and for my vote, I guess I`ll choose JeanaH (me), but don`t think I`m self centered, because its just I didn`t think the cursing ones or the ones about naked people should`ve been in there. However, it was still a very hard decision (what with 400 people) and I hope nobody`s feelings get hurt. I think that it should be like a top 20 that are chosen, really.
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Male 276
umm i dont know where is this thing going to go any way... well look at mine its there plz check it out
Thaks,
seanromm2151
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Female 550
cmortime
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Male 271
Rhyknow for my vote :)
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Female 406
Check mine out b4 voting plz, mine is 4th up from the bottom lol
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Male 157
I`m voting Computron! :P
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Male 813
Rofl, my vote goes for mine. ;)
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Male 5,970
I wont vote for myself, but please check mine out, its like the 18th down, so u dot have to look far :D
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Male 169
Yeah Fancylad, just pick you favourites and put them up eligible for voting instead of all the 400 or whatever.

My vote goes to freelop, though if the thing had the bad ones filtered out I might have been able to read them all...

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Male 1,455
ill never read them all so ill stick to robotsatan again :)
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Male 555
robosatan!!!
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Male 136
As well having a list with buttons by the names, the order of the entries should be randomised. Most people will only read about 20 and then vote which means my total awesome entry, assured of victory otherwise, has no chance.
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Male 10,440
is there anything to stop you from voting for yourself?
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Male 38
Vimto XD
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Male 63
Yup, way too many to sort through.
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Female 340
*Slaps the whiner and tells him to get upstairs and tidy his bedroom up* ;o)
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Female 340
Like anyone is going to read all these captions??
IAB..you should just pick your 10 favourites and let us vote on them in the future...Like Phettachu says...`serious flaw`
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Male 163
F*CK THIS MINE IS MISSING!!! *whines* and i spent like a whole f*cking hour on it making it hilarious. it was sooo funny.... *whines more*
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Male 3,331
I have to agree with GothicQueen :) Rick_S
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Male 19
who has the time to read all of those? this contest has a serious flaw.
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Male 75
Suggestion, Set it up as a poll, with a button by everyone`s name. It would make your life easier.
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Male 42
Seriously, someone needs to weed out the entries, there are WAY too many. I got bored about number 5 and stopped reading them. Good attempt, but it needs re-tooling.
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Male 536
i really can`t be arsed to read all of them. there should be a shortlist of about ten. that are actually funny, and not just included because they allude to akappy being sexually frustrated. because people who are actually funny know when jokes get old.
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Female 4,376
Rick_S
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Male 551
dang thats gay..mine didnt even make it...LMAO.... um...i withhold from voting? GO DEMOCRACY!
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Female 399
tp1212
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Female 606
its-me
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Female 16
foxijenx
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Male 4,012
notjonGreco

I think the voting system needs to be slightly improved...

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Male 72
mine was missing too :`(
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Male 265
Where is mine?? That was sooooo good, but ignored by the world!:(
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Female 469
Emzrock from what I read.
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Male 438
listerstorm
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Male 1,265
tl;dr
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Female 16
Fourth
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Male 20,905
Link: I-Am-Bored`s First Weekly Caption Contest [Rate Link] - THE VOTING BEGINS NOW. Details inside.
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