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Date: 01/07/08 12:59 AM

512 Responses to I-Am-Bored`s First Weekly Caption Contest

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18860 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:04 am
    Link: I-Am-Bored`s First Weekly Caption Contest - OFFICIAL RULES IN THE COMMENTS FORUM OF THIS LINK.
  2. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18860 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:23 am
    In an effort to shake things up in ’08, i-am-bored is running a weekly caption contest. The rules are simple.

    On Monday, a photo will be posted at the top of the queue. All you have to do is submit your caption in the photo’s forum.

    This week’s photo? Beyonce and Jay-Z on their laptops.

    Comment as much as you want, but we can only take one caption per screen name. CAPTIONS MUST BE SUBMITTED AS FOLLOWS:

    CAPTION: Then your caption here.

    Captions can be submitted until Wed. Jan. 9, 11:59 PM PST. That gives you about 72 hours to bring the funny.

    Winners will be determined by you. On Thu. Jan. 10, 12 AM PST, a link will be posted with all submitted captions. You’ll have all day Thursday to vote.

    I’ll post the winner on Fri., Jan. 11. Winner gets an I-A-B t-shirt and bragging rights for a week until a new winner is chosen.

    OK, I know, the rules sound confusing, but it’ll all come together as we go along. I’ll be answering any questio

  3. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:34 am
    Wooot Wooot Wooot! Thanks IAB! This contest would be great entertainment! I`d say, if this contest goes well I`d *love* to see more contests :-)
  4. Profile photo of I_like_quiz
    I_like_quiz Male 18-29
    331 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:38 am
    taking ebaums ideas now?...
  5. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:38 am
    CAPTION: Jay-Z, I don`t think this free broadband from the government hack you gave me is working.
  6. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18860 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:39 am
    ns in this forum as they come along.

    pfft, this 1000 chars max business is ridiculous.

    BFF, fancylad

  7. Profile photo of MattMacLean
    MattMacLean Male 13-17
    75 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:42 am
    Yay, Who Doesnt Love A Contest!
  8. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:44 am
    Caption: JZ! You gotta check out this crazy contest over at IAB!
  9. Profile photo of plaspak
    plaspak Male 18-29
    5 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:45 am
    CAPTION: Beyonce, "Go Hillary!" Jay-Z, "Go Obama!"
  10. Profile photo of disownedsoup
    disownedsoup Male 30-39
    27 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:47 am
    This computer dating thing when can we start talking
  11. Profile photo of marvelking4
    marvelking4 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:51 am
    Caption: I`m Not Your Number One Friend!?!?
  12. Profile photo of elite181
    elite181 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:57 am
    Caption: Ummm so yeah Jay, I made this video before the singing thing took off... The cup? uhh yeah, about the cup... well, you`ll see.
  13. Profile photo of KING_DANZ
    KING_DANZ Male 18-29
    124 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:04 am
    Jay-Z: wat the hell did she just do in the cup!!
  14. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:05 am
    Questions: 1)can a non-US citizen win the T-shirt?
    2) Once the voting starts, how many votes can a user give away, or is it just one vote per user?
  15. Profile photo of robosatan
    robosatan Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 4:06 am
    Caption: Apple brought them together, Homosexuality kept them apart.
  16. Profile photo of neeley2009
    neeley2009 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:08 am
    Caption:Beyonce: This IM thing is great! Now I don`t actually have to look at you.
  17. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:10 am
    ^
    LOL
  18. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:11 am
    noooooo *pointing at robosatans post*
  19. Profile photo of ListerStorm
    ListerStorm Male 18-29
    162 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:15 am
    Caption: Apple, for the retard in you.
  20. Profile photo of svelay1983
    svelay1983 Female 18-29
    5 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:22 am
    caption: Haha you just got pwnd with my undead rogue.
  21. Profile photo of TheBoring___
    TheBoring___ Male 13-17
    12 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:22 am
    Interesting....IAB first EVER contest, guess things got boring for posts and reposts.
    CAPTION:Beyonce: Man, theres nothing on the internet these days, with these new apple laptop given by i-am-bored, the only website i can access is i-am-bored...JZ? JZ: Continues staring at sidebar of i-am-bored.
  22. Profile photo of Philian
    Philian Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 4:24 am
    Caption:

    "WHERE`Z MAI LOLIS AT?!?!?!?!"
    "Honey, did you check the garbage bin?"

  23. Profile photo of rhyknow
    rhyknow Male 13-17
    32 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:29 am
    CAPTION: Jay-Z threw a temper tantrum when the word-processor on his laptop started grammar check on his rhymes
  24. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:30 am
    Caption:
    Beyonce: W00t HAX!!!11
    Jay-Z: Skills, bitch.
  25. Profile photo of dwesty
    dwesty Male 30-39
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 4:33 am
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce281: asl?
    Jay-Z-guy: lmao

  26. Profile photo of baker_9900
    baker_9900 Male 60-69
    70 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:33 am
    Caption:

    "Beyonce, How do you spell `pron`?"

  27. Profile photo of csouder
    csouder Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:38 am
    CAPTION: Beyonce "What are you doing sweetie?" JZ "Oh nothing, just watching videos of you before you decided not to shower or put on makeup." Beyonce "<walking away> Now you`ve got 100 problems, bitch"
  28. Profile photo of GZas
    GZas Male 18-29
    68 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:39 am
    Caption:
    Jay-Z: Ok, Beyonce, let`s get your ugly ass photoshoped...
  29. Profile photo of redawn
    redawn Female 50-59
    32 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:42 am
    both screens read entertainment headline. . .
    "rap music is no longer a category for the grammies."
  30. Profile photo of sampsonight
    sampsonight Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:44 am
    Caption: Britney did what?!?!
  31. Profile photo of scoobay
    scoobay Male 18-29
    13 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:55 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: Hey that`s, pretty funny!
    Jay-Z: Nyah - That was already posted 3 years and 4 month ago on another site.
  32. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:58 am
    CAPTION: Jay-Z: Alright Beyonce, now say some crap in your song, reverse it, and now everyone thinks you worship the devil!
    Beyonce:....but I already do
  33. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:00 am
    CAPTION: Even celebrities are flabbergasted by how much AKappy gets his dick sucked by people on the internet.
  34. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:01 am
    CAPTION:

    (Either): Naw, I can`t work it out. Have you managed to switch yours on yet?

  35. Profile photo of seanromm2151
    seanromm2151 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:01 am
    Caption:
    This just in, Jay-Z and Beyonce discover the Internet!!111
  36. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:15 am
    Caption: Whats this "Rick James Bitch" business everyone one is going on about...
    *5 mins later*
    Hey beyonce, what did the 5 fingers say to the face?
  37. Profile photo of mrsb996
    mrsb996 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:23 am
    Caption:
    Beyonce: That`s it, I`m buying us a new couch! I cannot believe you`d get something this hideous and... what are you doing?
    Jay Z: "Chocolate Rain..."
  38. Profile photo of tedward245
    tedward245 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:25 am
    She`s saying: " Ha! Makes a change from you being FIRST all the time!"
  39. Profile photo of Kero_Rawr
    Kero_Rawr Male 18-29
    3 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:29 am
    Caption: Jay-Z: Where the hell is the right click!?
  40. Profile photo of Snorgledork
    Snorgledork Male 13-17
    157 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:31 am
    CAPTION: Culture enthusiasts Beyonce and Jay-Z, pictured here, have discovered the wonders of internet videos. Beyonce is shown watching a picture of a kitten slamming into a wall, while Jay-Z watches a fat boy playing with a stick.
  41. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:34 am
    CAPTION:
    Jay-Z: Yup, it`s a photoshop all-right. I`ve seen quite a few in my life and this is definitely one.
    Beyonce: Yeah, you can see it on the pixels, can`t you...
  42. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:37 am
    tedward245, make it official mate! that`s one of the best I`ve read yet!
  43. Profile photo of djlang85
    djlang85 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:40 am
    wow, i have only seen two good ones so far... `right click` and `spell check` lawl

    CAPTION: Jay-Z discovers Google images: `Beyonce Photoshopped`

  44. Profile photo of rybo89
    rybo89 Male 18-29
    25 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:44 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: BOOOOM! HEADSHOT!
  45. Profile photo of ThisIsMe2
    ThisIsMe2 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:47 am
    CAPTION: Little does she know, he bought her, her own laptop, so she wouldn`t catch him uploading saucy photos of her to IAB.
  46. Profile photo of Lesberry
    Lesberry Female 18-29
    54 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:53 am
    Caption: LEAVE BEYOUNCE AND JAY-Z ALONE!!! *cries*
  47. Profile photo of Tailz120
    Tailz120 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:56 am
    Caption: Jay-Z then realized he was using an Apple Etch-A-Sketch.
  48. Profile photo of tieegg
    tieegg Male 18-29
    42 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:02 am
    Caption:
    Beyonce: Isn`t it cute?
    Jay-Z: I hate awww of the day. Stupid cats
  49. Profile photo of Scadarn
    Scadarn Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 6:05 am
    CAPTION The Effect Of Machmaker.Com
  50. Profile photo of yourself3082
    yourself3082 Male 13-17
    71 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:08 am
    Caption:(Beyonce)hey look at this great wikipedia page i found about michal jackson.
    wait let me get this straight theres more to the internet then porn{in a suprised face}
  51. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:14 am
    Caption: (Beyonce) Hi, im a mac
    {jay-z) And I`m a... oh whoops
  52. Profile photo of Acetamide
    Acetamide Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 6:14 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: "Wow, Jay, this is the first real present you got me!"
    Jay-Z: "Yeah, I thought it was so good, I bought one for myse...wait, what about the thing last night?"
  53. Profile photo of killerkonnat
    killerkonnat Male 18-29
    74 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:17 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: A new video on I-A-B? Hah! F.I.R.S.T. I beat Jay again.
    Jay-Z: What the hell? How does the b*tch always get to do that?
  54. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:18 am
    Caption:

    Beyonce: "Hey, this automated voice in the text editor is awesome"

    Jay-Z: "Yeah, YOU would think so. It sounds just like your singing"

  55. Profile photo of beng_uk
    beng_uk Male 30-39
    41 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:18 am
    Caption:
    JZ: leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy jennnnnnnnnnnnnnkinnnnnnnnnnnns!
    Beyonce: Dam you JZ ya such an arse, Im never grouping with you again!
  56. Profile photo of rcjdude
    rcjdude Male 13-17
    46 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:45 am
    CAPTION: The laptops show their true blackness.
  57. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    426 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:49 am
    Caption:
    Jay Z-"Hey, who casted magic missle?!"
    Beyonce-"THAT WAS ME!!"
    Jay Z-"Alright, im never letting you play WoW with ma again..."
  58. Profile photo of kongen
    kongen Male 18-29
    265 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:54 am
    CAPTION: A limerick?? Is that all?
  59. Profile photo of xavier687
    xavier687 Male 30-39
    3 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:58 am
    CAPTION: Beyonce: What website you on?
    Jay-Z: 2 girls, 1 cup, WTF!
  60. Profile photo of the1993fiend
    the1993fiend Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 7:03 am
    CAPTION:
    MacBooks and rappers, expensive and showy...
    ...but you wouldn`t find a rapper in an office
    (or doing some actual work)
  61. Profile photo of your_majesty
    your_majesty Male 13-17
    147 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:06 am
    " so they s.h.i.t in each others mouths and THEN vomit it up again ?! "
  62. Profile photo of oddflame
    oddflame Male 18-29
    193 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:10 am
    Wow, these things suck.
  63. Profile photo of Agen70range
    Agen70range Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:10 am
    CAPTION: Jay-Z:Beyonce what is with your default?!
  64. Profile photo of doobie2
    doobie2 Male 50-59
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 7:19 am
    CAPTION: Damn, girl, you sunk my battleship!
  65. Profile photo of sfeagles
    sfeagles Male 13-17
    215 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:22 am
    Betonce-First!!
    Jay-Z-stupid first post nwbs...second
  66. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:27 am
    You look like THAT!
  67. Profile photo of cbritt84
    cbritt84 Male 40-49
    67 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:27 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: Hey There
    Jay-Z: Damn woman! You let yourself go when you is at the crib don`t ya!!
  68. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:27 am
    CAPTION:

    You look like THAT!?!?

  69. Profile photo of CookieKing
    CookieKing Male 13-17
    77 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:28 am
    hehehe.....

    Caption: Clippy: i see your writting a song, would you like some help?
    JZ: NO CLIPPY! STOP ASKING ME THE SAME FRIGGIN QUESTION OVER AND OVER!

  70. Profile photo of cbritt84
    cbritt84 Male 40-49
    67 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:31 am
    LOL ^^^^^^^
  71. Profile photo of theborrowers
    theborrowers Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 7:33 am
    CAPTION: JZ: Pornography isn`t what it used to be........

    Beyonce: yeah, tell me about it!

  72. Profile photo of Deejay89
    Deejay89 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:35 am
    Caption:
    Jay-Z: crab battle?
    Beyonce: OLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOOO
  73. Profile photo of imboredoften
    imboredoften Male 13-17
    13 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:35 am
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: Hey we got a jar of pickles?

    JZ: I dunno but you should see what this girls doin with hers. mmmm mmmm.

  74. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:36 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: YES! My level 21 Paladin has learned Invigoration of the Testicles! I`m Invincible!
    Jay-Z: Where`s the damn On button...
  75. Profile photo of romboy
    romboy Male 18-29
    221 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:41 am
    CAPTION:

    Yo baby I noticed that you had the white macbook. Well I just wanted to put you on notice that the old saying is true. Once you go black you never go back.

  76. Profile photo of Nipplefish
    Nipplefish Female 13-17
    14 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:43 am
    CAPTION: With the invisible soundproof wall between them, Jay-Z and Beyonce quickly grabbed their computers - Beyonce trying to communicate via. instance messenger; Jay-Z downloading as much pornography he could find until she realized there were actually plugs in her ears.
  77. Profile photo of HIMgloves616
    HIMgloves616 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:44 am
    Caption:

    Beyonce:I R HACKR! Jay-Z: OH NOEZ!

  78. Profile photo of jamesrose69
    jamesrose69 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:44 am
    CAPTION:

    Both Jay-z & beyonce were having trouble finding the Any key

  79. Profile photo of halberto
    halberto Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 7:46 am
    CAPTION: hey you just poked me
  80. Profile photo of cheemais
    cheemais Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:46 am
    CAPTION:
    Jay-Z: Daaaayyyymm, did you knew hitting that f*cking koopa toopa makes mario smaller ??
    Beyonce: WTF, you can play mario on your apple ?
  81. Profile photo of fazza
    fazza Male 13-17
    19 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:47 am
    CAPTION:
    Jay-Z : 2girls1cup? Damn that nasty!
    Beyonce : Aint Photoshop great i can be beautiful again.
  82. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:53 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: Oh baby! Oh baby! I`m getting so hot!
    Jay-Z: Yeah, I tend to have that effect
  83. Profile photo of genvieve88
    genvieve88 Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 7:54 am
    Caption: Boy that Britney`s shamless.
  84. Profile photo of biffyclyro27
    biffyclyro27 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:00 am
    Caption: Beyonce:"i can`t believe i gave my PC away for this, all im getting is this stupid error message" Jay-Z:"yeah, we are not getting payed enough to use this piece of crap. Oh, by the way, that`s just the log in screen."
  85. Profile photo of cmortime
    cmortime Male 18-29
    11 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:02 am
    Caption:
    Mac Daddy and Apple Bottom.
  86. Profile photo of yoiyoi
    yoiyoi Male 18-29
    89 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:08 am
    Caption:
    Jay-Z: What the...Limewire let`s people download my songs for free?? I AM SUEING THEM...I WANT MORE MONEY FOR 6 NEW CARS!!
    Beyonce: Cool down...check out this site called I-Am-Bored.com
  87. Profile photo of Crackfox
    Crackfox Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:12 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: what you doing?
    Jay Z: Looking for a new sofa.
  88. Profile photo of strachan1992
    strachan1992 Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 8:13 am
    CAPTION: ...and if you press F3 you can see into my neighbours bathroom....
  89. Profile photo of ashker
    ashker Male 18-29
    20 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:17 am
    CAPTION:

    Jay-Z:Wat`s a Mac?
    Beyonce:I dunno, but i wonder if i can eat the apple?

  90. Profile photo of Led_zeppelin
    Led_zeppelin Male 13-17
    46 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:17 am
    Caption:

    Jay-z: I`ve got nothin` for the caption contest.
    Beyonce: God I`m ugly in this picture

  91. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:20 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce:That thing`s huge!
    Jay-Z: I know, it was bigger in person.
  92. Profile photo of ProSlacker
    ProSlacker Male 18-29
    92 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:25 am
    Beyonce: You know laptop heat makes you infertile?
    Jay-Z: This is coming from the girl who always has a headache.
  93. Profile photo of kselg
    kselg Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 8:26 am
    CAPTION: Yet another 2 girls 1 cup reaction.
  94. Profile photo of Diddie
    Diddie Male 18-29
    217 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:30 am
    CAPTION:

    JZ: Damn girl, I just went to my wiki page and apparently I`m a sell out
    BEYONCE: No shiv J, you let me sing on your tracks

  95. Profile photo of Benoxxxx
    Benoxxxx Male 13-17
    55 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:31 am
    CAPTION: Just another day in the studio for Beyonce and Jay-Z..
  96. Profile photo of NotjonGreco
    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
    350 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:31 am
    CAPTION: JayZ:Beyonce! For the love of GOD! Stop Instant Messaging me! I`m sitting RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!
  97. Profile photo of drjohn1957
    drjohn1957 Male 40-49
    10 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:33 am
    Caption: You know, this cybersex things is greatly overrated.
  98. Profile photo of ghost30507
    ghost30507 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:33 am
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: :O 2girls1cup.com! THIS IS FREAKING SICK!
    Jay-z: Dayyyum! That bitch is hot!

  99. Profile photo of Ro55555ie
    Ro55555ie Female 13-17
    20 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:33 am
    Caption:

    Beyonce: I don`t know what this whole iPod craze is about. I thought they were supposed to fit in your pocket?

    Jay-Z: Maybe its an antique.

    End of caption:
    Sorry I am not funny.

  100. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:39 am
    Caption:

    Beyonce:FIRST!

    Jay-Z:Dang...

  101. Profile photo of ojo
    ojo Male 13-17
    3 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:43 am
    Caption:

    Unlike JZ, Beyonce never gets bored of 2girls1cup

  102. Profile photo of Eoghans
    Eoghans Male 13-17
    11 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:43 am
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce:I think I got the internet working!

    Jay-Z:Nigga what??

  103. Profile photo of Lespaul
    Lespaul Male 18-29
    32 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:43 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce (looking at one of her videos on youtube): Oh God! my hair was awful then!!
    Jay-Z: shame you didnt think the same of this goddamn couch
  104. Profile photo of Symbolic
    Symbolic Male 13-17
    4 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:48 am
    Caption:
    Jay - Z just couldn`t get used to internet dating, at least it saved him having to look at her.
  105. Profile photo of jpozo123
    jpozo123 Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 8:53 am
    caption:

    beyonce: whats this
    jayz: oh youv just hacked the pentagon and launched a missile at russia but don`t worry

  106. Profile photo of Tartanist
    Tartanist Female 40-49
    3 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:54 am
    COMMENT: And they say the art of chatting is dead.
  107. Profile photo of JT-1000
    JT-1000 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:02 am
    Jay-z: omg,beyonce dis 2girls1cup vid iz CRAZY!
  108. Profile photo of Nulugialle
    Nulugialle Male 13-17
    26 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:04 am
    CAPTION: (Both on webcam) Jay-z: Damn! she ain`t as phitt as her display pic, i`ll say i don`t wanna meet up hehehe *looks right* aww man
  109. Profile photo of u_dont_scare
    u_dont_scare Male 18-29
    32 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:16 am
    caption: beyonce-you know those ain`t real !?
    jay-z - i know
  110. Profile photo of Gmanji
    Gmanji Male 18-29
    64 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:21 am
    Caption: The funny part of this picture is that no one uses Macs.
  111. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:22 am
    Caption: Beyoncé- What`s a lol?
  112. Profile photo of kittyloaf
    kittyloaf Male 18-29
    213 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:24 am
    Caption:
    Beyonce: And on this site, fetishfeet.com...
    JZ: *blank stare*
  113. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1517 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:24 am
    CAPTION:

    JZ- Hey we really need to make good use of these computers and start searching for a new couch! Beyonce - Yeah i suppose, if we can spend all this money on fancy laptops, we can get couch that doesnt look like an artist threw up on it...

  114. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:28 am
    Jay-Z & Beyonce`s reaction to 2girls1cup
  115. Profile photo of wyzee23
    wyzee23 Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 9:29 am
    Caption: Beyonce- OMG i`m the no.4 most searched person on google!!!
    Jay Z- Dont get to excited honey, i did the search, and if these nude pics are real, your body left you when my talent left me.
  116. Profile photo of phco3
    phco3 Female 18-29
    220 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:30 am
    Caption:

    Jay-Z: WTF!! is that on your screen too?
    Beyonce: I don`t know baby, I had it replaced with an Imirror. I look so beautiful don`t you think?

  117. Profile photo of chazzer19
    chazzer19 Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 9:31 am
    CAPTION: Jay-Z: look at this guy, he`s eating his own head!!!
    Beyonce: lemme see lemme see!!
  118. Profile photo of shucker
    shucker Male 18-29
    38 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:31 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: `Ugh! This 2-Girls-1-Cup video is disgusting!`

    J: `Umm...yeah...it makes a tingle in my panties.`

  119. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:32 am
    Caption-
    Beyonce- Roflmao? whats a roflmao?
    JZ-i think its a fancy brand of mayo dispenser..
  120. Profile photo of lauralegend
    lauralegend Female 13-17
    149 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:41 am
    CAPTION: Jay Z - "`Sup Diana Ross?"
  121. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:43 am
    CAPTION:
    Jay-Z- OMG! I need to make this 2-Girls-1-Cup video go away NOW! Where`s the power button!?!
    Beyonce- To the left, to the left!
  122. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:52 am
    I was going hint that they were both gay, but I`m not witty enough...
  123. Profile photo of onoexcuseso
    onoexcuseso Female 18-29
    44 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:52 am
    Caption:

    Beyonce: That`s what Britney looks like these days??
    Jay-Z: Good thing that Bitch ain`t my problem!

  124. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:53 am
    Lol it`s crap I know but I just felt like joining in... CAPTION:

    Beyonce: REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!
    Jay-Z: WTF? o_O

  125. Profile photo of Giligadi
    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:53 am
    CAPTION: How the eff did Vista get on this stupid thing?
  126. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:54 am
    Caption:
    Jay-Z: ooh, online arm wrestling game! I may be able to win!
    Beyonce: *sigh*
  127. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:58 am
    CAPTION: Yo look we`ze on IAB! An` DAMN we`ze fugly!
  128. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:07 am
    I have a question.

    So does IAB narrow the submissions down to a few finalists, that THEN get voted on? Or can people vote for ANY submission? Cause if that`s the case, everyone will just vote for their own submission and that`s kinda lame.

  129. Profile photo of Killamagig
    Killamagig Male 13-17
    9 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:13 am
    Beyonce: "i can has internetz?"
    Jay-Z: "no, gtfo"
  130. Profile photo of snottydyck
    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:15 am
    caption: "Boy this hammerskin website is so right on!"
  131. Profile photo of thenedman
    thenedman Male 18-29
    294 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:19 am
    the pre sex warm up porn was intense
  132. Profile photo of thenedman
    thenedman Male 18-29
    294 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:23 am
    caption: the pre sex warm up porn was amazing
    forgot the caption last time :p
  133. Profile photo of tundralost
    tundralost Female 18-29
    90 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:26 am
    Caption:

    Beyonce: Okay guys, on my count we attack this ogre together through the left entryway there. Careful now, 1, 2-
    JayZ: mwahahaha! take that ogre! You`re no match for my all powerful Palladi- oh.
    Beyonce: AAARRGHH!#$%@!! baby you`ve ruined it! You were supposed to wait for my count - you just blew 3 whole days of preparation!
    JayZ: ...what does WoW mean?

  134. Profile photo of JaykRawk
    JaykRawk Male 18-29
    6 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:29 am
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: Check out this video
    JayZ: two girls one what?!

  135. Profile photo of kid-avenger
    kid-avenger Male 13-17
    220 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:33 am
    CAPTION!!!

    beyonce:whats google?
    jay-z:stfu nooob!

  136. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:37 am
    Caption:

    Jay-Z - This is better then sex...why?!

  137. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:40 am
    "Beyonce: BOOOOM! HEADSHOT!"

    I was just about to post that but then I changed my mind because they both looked very calm.

  138. Profile photo of nickbrick
    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:42 am
  139. Profile photo of tundralost
    tundralost Female 18-29
    90 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:47 am
    nickbrick - you get my vote.
  140. Profile photo of Kanama88
    Kanama88 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:48 am
    Caption:
    Jay-z: There I sent it
    Beyonce: Ok *click* ..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that chipmonk is sooo cute!!!
  141. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:50 am
    Oh great, so we get to cycle through hundreds of really mediocre captions thought up in 10seconds by random 10 year olds.

    CAPTION:

    Jay-Z: Hun, is there a way to pronounce `b*tch` to rhyme with `n*gga`?
    Beyonce: Sorry, can`t help you. To busy selling out.

  142. Profile photo of kurtcobain05
    kurtcobain05 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:51 am
    Caption: JZ: Buy your single? Psh, I`m downloading that shizz on Aries.
  143. Profile photo of Riceslayer
    Riceslayer Male 18-29
    68 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:54 am
    CAPTION:

    Jay-Z:Good thing no one can see us playing W.O.W.
    Beyonce: Yea,were so sneaky

  144. Profile photo of Xibra
    Xibra Female 30-39
    2 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:56 am
    caption:
    Beyonce: Wow, this Loituma thing is mezmorizing, does it ever end?
    Jay-Z: yeah, yeah, just give it a min...any second now....
  145. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:57 am
    CAPTION:

    Jay-z: hey beyonce, help me think of a caption!

  146. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:12 am
    CAPTION: Have I Seen 2 Girls One Cup? B1tch I FILMED THAT!
  147. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:20 am
    Jesus, is everyone obsessed with 2Girls1Cup or something? Get over it...
  148. Profile photo of realevil
    realevil Male 13-17
    348 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:25 am
    Caption: Beyonce: Porn?
    Jay-Z: Porn.
  149. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:28 am

    Caption: "The real thing no longer compares to airbrushed photos. It really is the only form of foreplay we have left these days."
  150. Profile photo of DANGERYAN
    DANGERYAN Male 18-29
    21 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:39 am
    CAPTION:

    Hey, watch this video. It`s called Chocolate Rain. It gets me right here everytime. I can never hold back the tears. He`s so deep and i can always connect with this song

  151. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:45 am
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: I`m photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels.
    Jaz-Z: Who`s Chris Hanson and what is Dateline NBC?

  152. Profile photo of foxijenx
    foxijenx Female 18-29
    3 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:46 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: So which Webkinz is your favorite?
    Jay-Z: I`m thinking of adopting the poodle next.
  153. Profile photo of Computron
    Computron Male 30-39
    157 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:54 am
    Caption: "HotLady356> Upgrade you lyrics."
    "BigPimpin753> Wait, I`m upgrading my antivirus."
  154. Profile photo of toonmi2002
    toonmi2002 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:54 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: Boy we sure don`t look like we do on the internet

    Jay-Z: Shut-up I`m trying to find this internet thingy. Now wheres that power button?

  155. Profile photo of Stomper1000
    Stomper1000 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:58 am
    Beyonce: Who is the Jzee I am bidding against on eBay?
  156. Profile photo of kdbdaddy
    kdbdaddy Female 30-39
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    caption......ha i have more google hits then you
  157. Profile photo of Calibur15
    Calibur15 Male 18-29
    229 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce:I never knew a leg could bend like that..
    Black Computer: GET CHO FEETS OFF DAT COUCH SON!!
    Jay-Z: wtf...
  158. Profile photo of Tyrone_F24
    Tyrone_F24 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    Caption:
    Beyonce-"Who`s this Kelly Rowland who Keeps e-mailing me?"
    JayZ-"Didn`t she win that American Idol thing?"
  159. Profile photo of ddaug4uf
    ddaug4uf Male 30-39
    184 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    CAPTION: Quit camping bitch!
  160. Profile photo of Not-E-Nurse
    Not-E-Nurse Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    Jay-Z: Oh my god. This two girls one cup thing is...
    Beyonce: Off the chain. The one that pooped is kinda hot.
  161. Profile photo of zaman243
    zaman243 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: Like, ZOMG, I`m going to send you a message on my aim screen name lol!
    JayZ: I`m not seeing how this mac poo works...
  162. Profile photo of Stomper1000
    Stomper1000 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    Caption:
    Beyonce: Who is this JZee I am bidding against on eBay?

    (Forgot to add caption!)
  163. Profile photo of rolandk
    rolandk Male 30-39
    19 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    CAPTION: Yep, you`re right, you DO look better through the webcam.
  164. Profile photo of ucwv000
    ucwv000 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    CAPTION: When I said "Mac Attack!" I didn`t mean I wanted a new computer.
  165. Profile photo of garfieldfan3
    garfieldfan3 Male 13-17
    69 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: Who`s this jhaysee151 i owned with my level 32 night elf rogue?
    Jay-z: i cant even get past level 2 with this beeonsay663 biatch on my back 24/7
  166. Profile photo of leftypitcher
    leftypitcher Male 13-17
    8 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    Caption:

    Apple Computers: Even Jay-Z and Beyonce want to get their Photobooth poppin`.

  167. Profile photo of abbiee07
    abbiee07 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    Beyonce: "Omg! theres our threesome on my Youtube account!"
    Jay Z- "My d!ck is THAT small?!
  168. Profile photo of shishkabob
    shishkabob Male 13-17
    180 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    CAPTION: Jay Z- you`re hot and all beyonce, but you make some boring ass porn.
  169. Profile photo of procker14
    procker14 Female 18-29
    509 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    Caption: Beyonce: FIRST POST! Jay-Z: Whatever, it`s a repost anyways.
  170. Profile photo of charlieking
    charlieking Male 13-17
    19 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    CAPTION: Apple: when Beyonce and Jay-Z finally become similar in 1 way... they both like apples!

    HA! i`m talking about Jay-z looking at a real apple in the distance, and beyonce using an apple laptop.

  171. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    FancyLad, the shirt that the person wins should totally have "FIRST" on the back of it. You know it`s true!!!
  172. Profile photo of Begonia717
    Begonia717 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    CAPTION: Now how the hell did THAT picture of us show up on TMZ.com????
  173. Profile photo of AlexNew
    AlexNew Male 13-17
    3 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    CAPTION: So.... Why arent we getting our free government broadband?
  174. Profile photo of maxim_mat
    maxim_mat Male 13-17
    13 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    CAPTION:So this mac is supposed to be BETTER than a PC?
  175. Profile photo of Nicrostar
    Nicrostar Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    CAPTION Beyonce: After months of online chatting, its finaly good that we can meet in person.
  176. Profile photo of cheapnbeefy
    cheapnbeefy Female 18-29
    70 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    Caption: Jay-Z: Bitch, why you playin connect four with Kanye?
  177. Profile photo of enzo213
    enzo213 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    CAPTION:
    They didnt know what to think of "Chocolate Rain" either.
  178. Profile photo of its-me
    its-me Male 13-17
    6 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    CAPTION: APPLE, bringing people closer.
  179. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    Caption; New Macbooks by apple; now everyone can know about STD`S


  180. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce: This wire is revolutionising my whole life!

    J-Z: Yea yea, can I use it yet? I`m bored of this porn site now.

  181. Profile photo of takerrules
    takerrules Male 18-29
    236 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce:Meatspin eh...i dont know...
    Jay-Z:You spin me right round baby....

  182. Profile photo of mds042478
    mds042478 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    CAPTION:Jay-Z: hey do you get this Hooked on Phonics poo?
  183. Profile photo of Shicorro
    Shicorro Male 18-29
    10 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    Caption: Damn, they seem to be getting smarter...

    or

    Caption: Their watching you, too.

  184. Profile photo of Jonnayboy
    Jonnayboy Male 18-29
    6 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    CAPTION: WTF! I thought `two girls one cup` was 2 girls doing beer pong!
  185. Profile photo of ApostleT
    ApostleT Male 18-29
    182 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    Caption: Jay-Z: "Man, these little people are goin` CRAZAYYY!!!"
  186. Profile photo of DANGERYAN
    DANGERYAN Male 18-29
    21 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    enzo213 took my idea. i had it posted first so HA
  187. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18860 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    OK, TO ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS THAT HAVE POPPED UP:

    PABASA
    1) CAN A NON-US CITIZEN WIN?
    2) HOW MANY VOTES CAN A USER GIVE AWAY, OR IS IT JUST 1 VOTE PER USER?

    YES, THE CONTEST IS OPEN TO ALL COMERS, AND IT’S 1 VOTE PER SCREEN NAME/IP ADDRESS STARTING THURSDAY.

    VONLINE
    1) DOES IAB NARROW THE SUBMISSIONS DOWN TO A FEW FINALISTS, THAT THEN GET VOTED ON? OR CAN PEOPLE VOTE FOR ANY SUBMISSION? `CAUSE IF THAT`S THE CASE, EVERYONE WILL JUST VOTE FOR THEIR OWN SUBMISSION AND THAT`S KINDA LAME.

    VONLINE, GOOD QUESTION. I’M WORKING ON REFINING THIS PART OF THE CONTEST, BUT FOR NOW, EVERY SUBMITTED CAPTION THAT FOLLOWS FALLS IN LINE WITH THE RULES WILL BE ELIGIBLE.

    Pardon the all-cap post, fancylad

  188. Profile photo of firetiger16
    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    Beyonce: OMG! I just wob ANOTHER pair os shoes on eBay! Jay-Z: How in the hell do you do that? Don`t you think you have enough shoes already and why in the cn I never get anything on there?
  189. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    CAPTION:when your apple looks better than you,you need help
  190. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    CAPTION:
    beyonce "hmm... i wonder what results we get if WE photoshop eachother to make it look like we are even closer <3"
    jay-z: i tried. looks like, im eating you alive..."
  191. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    CAPTION: The joys and pains of World of Warcraft
  192. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    Caption:

    I guess even watching two girls one cup with another doesn`t make it any more bearable...

  193. Profile photo of hbah427
    hbah427 Male 13-17
    32 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    CAPTION: No, Not even Jay-Z and Beyonce can figure out what`s so great about a Mac
  194. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    Props to MechBFP for being the first one to work AKappy into the caption...

    Caption: Beyonce- Hey Jay! Let`s see who can blow through the other`s millions first on Amazon...

  195. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: I DON`T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS CELINE DEON TEST I CAN TAKE

    Jay-Z: Did she just.. bark?

  196. Profile photo of Musackman
    Musackman Male 18-29
    16 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    Caption: Beyonce: Hey Jay check this out.
    Jay: Why do I wanna watch some kids playing in a...OH MY GOD!!! THERE`S NO SANDBOX!!!!
  197. Profile photo of BROB07
    BROB07 Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    Caption:
    Jay-Z: So who is this guy in the picture on facebook?
  198. Profile photo of Demeth
    Demeth Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce and Jay-Z: 500 spins later
    (referring to meatspin.com)
  199. Profile photo of Piroteknix
    Piroteknix Male 18-29
    337 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: Yeah, that`s spelled "G-O-A-T-S-E."
    Jay-Z: OK, but it better be as good as you sai--

  200. Profile photo of LOLit
    LOLit Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    CAPTION: ---------
    Jay-Z: "Wuh teh fook? 2girls1cup?"
    Boyance: "LOL! been there tried it."
  201. Profile photo of chicagochica
    chicagochica Female 18-29
    4 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z - "Wow, Beyonce looks hot in a bikini!"
    Beyonce - "Wow, Jay-Z should not be allowed in a bathing suit!"
  202. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    Caption:

    beyonce: to ebay for a new couch!
    jay-z: TALLY HO!

  203. Profile photo of Fourth
    Fourth Male 18-29
    19 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce25(12:23:06 PM): u think im pretty?
    Lay-Z Jay:(12:23:25 PM): Tits or GTFO lol.

  204. Profile photo of grint_love
    grint_love Female 13-17
    4 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    Caption: Jay-Z: 2 girls and 1 cup... hmm.
  205. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    CAPTION: *Song from two girls one cup starts playing*
  206. Profile photo of katilyst
    katilyst Female 13-17
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    Caption: Jay-Z: WTF? did you just....
    Beyonce; Yep.
    JZ: Why?
    B: Because its freakin FunnY!
    JZ:..... Reported
  207. Profile photo of Albo4life
    Albo4life Male 13-17
    81 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    CAPTION:
    (Beyonce send Jay-Z friend request on myspace)
    Jay-Z= this girl ugly.


    (lol)

  208. Profile photo of bedn
    bedn Male 13-17
    6 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    CAPTION: For god`s sake Jay-Z we don`t need to video chat...
  209. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce; *hears moaning from Jay z`s laptop * Jay z, what are you watching?
    Jay z:*closes laptop* err.... nothing! ;-/
    Beyonce:*frowns* dont lie to me!>-(
  210. Profile photo of I_am_Cryptic
    I_am_Cryptic Male 30-39
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    CAPTION:

    Jay-Z:
    How come everytime I search for "Most Popular Rap Artist" all I get is Kayne West???

    Beyonce:
    Who the hell is Rihanna???

  211. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce> How do you turn it on? Jay-z> What`s a computer?
  212. Profile photo of Trucast
    Trucast Male 18-29
    162 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    CAPTION: 4chan really can make you pull these faces.
  213. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    CAPTION: No babe i cant work these apple mac`s out either, where`s that windows disk???
  214. Profile photo of collardgreen
    collardgreen Male 18-29
    38 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    Caption: I got 99 problems but a Mac aint one
  215. Profile photo of NeurolRu
    NeurolRu Female 18-29
    74 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    CAPTION:
    Jay-Z "Hey Beyonce, how do I get to that link you were telling me about?"
    Beyonce- "To the left, to the left. Click on the button to the left."
  216. Profile photo of NeurolRu
    NeurolRu Female 18-29
    74 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce and Jay-Z were shocked when Kramer used the n-word on their Facebook walls.
  217. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    Caption: This Akappy intrigues me.
  218. Profile photo of amohalko
    amohalko Male 13-17
    34 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: -looks on eBay for pictures of herself-
    Jay-Z: -mentally faps to said pictures-

  219. Profile photo of collardgreen
    collardgreen Male 18-29
    38 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    Caption:

    Jay Z "Even Id Suck Akappys dick"

  220. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    Caption: why are there naked pictures of you all over this web site?!?!?!
  221. Profile photo of ldnmaster
    ldnmaster Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    CAPTION: Well, so much for my HP commercial...
  222. Profile photo of booboo89s
    booboo89s Female 18-29
    26 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: Google Search: "how to look sexier and reduce wrinkles.."
    JayZ: Google Search: "how to make your girl`s looks not one of your 99 problems.."

  223. Profile photo of Madcabre90
    Madcabre90 Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    Caption: WTF?!? Beyonce if you don`t stop being a n00b I`m logging off.
  224. Profile photo of mrlenderful
    mrlenderful Male 30-39
    12 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    Caption:
    JDogg <1:11 pm>: Mmm, I like that. Tell me I`m a naughty boy.
    BKLuvinz <1:11 pm>: Ur gunna get a spanking, naughty boy.
    JDogg <1:12 pm>: Yeeaa. Oh baby. Strangle my salty love hammer.
    BKLuvinz <1:12 pm>: I love it when you say that. By the way what`s ur real name? I won`t tell anyone.
    JDogg <1:12 pm>: Yea, don`t tell no one, but I`m Jay-Z. U know... the rapper. What`s urs?
    BKLuvins signed off at 1:12 pm
  225. Profile photo of TehAssassin
    TehAssassin Male 13-17
    34 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    Caption:

    Guy: My god these Macs suck worse than I thought.
    Girl: Ooooh, pretty colors!

  226. Profile photo of Almighty77
    Almighty77 Male 13-17
    163 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce: HAHA! Jay-Z look at this chipmunk! Jay-Z: THAT`S A PRAIRIE DOG!!! I HATE YOU RAAWWWRRWAARAWRR *explodes*
  227. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    Caption:Spellcheck is a wonderful thing, but only if you know how to use it. Jay-Z Is still getting used to word.
  228. Profile photo of Superking25
    Superking25 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    CAPTION: "Hey baby, check out, weekly caption contests on I-AM-B"

    "Oh great... who the drat cares... *clicks on 1 out of 4*"

  229. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    CAPTION: Jay Z: "Why the hell is Ironforge so laggy? I`m don`t pay for lag, I pay to play!!!"
    Beyonce: Goddammit Leroy.
  230. Profile photo of NerdSquared
    NerdSquared Male 13-17
    44 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    CAPTION: Apple, the creator of such marvels as the iPod and the iPhone, is proud to bring you the iNowHaveEvenLessNeedtoInteractWithYou - because here at Apple, we value the technological innovations that slowly but surely cut off all human interaction. Now put in those headphones and shut up.
  231. Profile photo of FallenHero
    FallenHero Male 18-29
    106 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    CAPTION: Violence soon ensued after Jay-Z lost an Ebay auction on an HDTV to someone named `beyonce241`.
  232. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    CAPTION: Hey Look, its a porno staring both of us! I didnt know we had sex before!
  233. Profile photo of xxmollsx
    xxmollsx Female 13-17
    10 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    Caption:
    Beyonce: OH MY GOD. LOOK AT THOSE TWO! @#$%! NOW IT`S IN A CUP! OH GOD I`M GONNA BE SICK...
    Jay-Z: Huh. I wonder how they do that...
  234. Profile photo of kulekaitlyn
    kulekaitlyn Female 13-17
    111 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z "Dang...craiglist screwed us over AGAIN!!!" Beyonce: Darn it....we really needed that new couch, this one`s butt ugly.
  235. Profile photo of 0Johno
    0Johno Male 13-17
    32 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    CAPTION:

    *Beyonce googles herself*
    `Oh My God, it`s a mirror too!`

  236. Profile photo of bigsisjune
    bigsisjune Female 13-17
    214 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    CAPTION: The joy of seeing Goatse for the first time.
  237. Profile photo of quietxkiller
    quietxkiller Male 18-29
    24 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    CAPTION: IS SHE THROWING UP IN THE OTHER GIRL`S MOUTH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  238. Profile photo of Splurt
    Splurt Male 30-39
    4 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    CAPTION:
    Both: Let`s see here... On...?
  239. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    Caption: I wonder if you can order KFC online? Hmm...
  240. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    Caption:

    Apple. It makes you look smart.

  241. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    CAPTION: OMG this is totally a repost, I-A-B.
  242. Profile photo of KING_DANZ
    KING_DANZ Male 18-29
    124 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    did he just cut off his man steak with a hatchet?
  243. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    beyonce-why cant i eat the apple!?

    jayz-you cant?

  244. Profile photo of CptObvious
    CptObvious Male 13-17
    285 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    Caption : 2 girls 1 cup; even the celebrities can`t take it.
  245. Profile photo of tinyflames
    tinyflames Female 13-17
    98 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: Haha, I have more google links than you! ^_^
    Jay-Z: >=C
  246. Profile photo of togetec
    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    Caption: I wish i had a PC
  247. Profile photo of queenof_pain
    queenof_pain Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    Caption: B: I think I`m going to be sick! Jayz: Wut, you`ve never seen anyone eat their own feces before?
  248. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    beyonce-OH ME GAW IS THAT ME?

    jayz-damn your a boy? i knew i was gay

  249. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce: I don`t see anything, whats goi-
    Jay-Z: HAHA, I beat him again!
    Beyonce: You did? I can`t beat anyone!
    Jay-Z: You need to turn it on first...
  250. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Caption:

    Girl: Ohmygawd! Did you know that over 33 million men, women and children in Africa have been killed by AIDS?

    Guy: Dang, there`s no WAY those are real!

  251. Profile photo of fouljay
    fouljay Male 18-29
    72 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    Caption: Jay Z: I guess i got to grow a beard to keep Pabasa away!
  252. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    CAPTION: (Jay-Z) Where in the world did you get a vibrating laptop?
  253. Profile photo of RPGillespie
    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    CAPTION: "Hey look, our laptops match our skin color."
  254. Profile photo of HorsesRule
    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    CAPTION: What did u pay for my laptop???
  255. Profile photo of FireBlur
    FireBlur Male 13-17
    197 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    Caption:

    (Jay-Z) Psh, shut up B, to the music industry you`re just a little nublet.

    (Beyonce) ORLY? Hmm, well next time you start a flame war, make sure you`re not the one with 7 Grammys under your belt.

  256. Profile photo of jacobubub
    jacobubub Male 13-17
    136 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    CAPTION: so...THAT was what 2girls1cup.com was...
  257. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    CAPTION: "Hey Jay! We should try this 2 girls 1 cup thing..."
  258. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    Beyonce: OMG, I swear I`ll rip your arm off if you send me one more Jetman invation on Facebook!!!!!
  259. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    CAPTION:

    What the hell bitch, im not in your top 8!? i fricken hate you!

  260. Profile photo of CanoeReeves
    CanoeReeves Female 13-17
    59 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z: Yo Beyonce check it, I Am Bored`s havin` a caption contest, we can win a free t-shirt. Those shirts look fresh 2 death!

    Beyonce: We can win this baby we just have to hire someone else to write for us like we always do.

  261. Profile photo of rabid_meat
    rabid_meat Male 18-29
    46 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    Yay, I will be a part of it.

    CAPTION: So THAT`S where babies come from!!!

  262. Profile photo of ffantasyv
    ffantasyv Male 13-17
    15 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    Caption: I told you not to bother me when I`m watching my porn woman!
  263. Profile photo of jonathanisme
    jonathanisme Male 18-29
    15 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    caption:In late 2008 even jay-z was suprised when his colaboration with tay zonday went platinum.
  264. Profile photo of hrlhrl2000
    hrlhrl2000 Male 30-39
    136 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce: I really hope we can find the Wizard of Oz on our computers, Jay-Z. I really need some talent, some lyrics and a personality. Jay-Z: Duh...me need brains.
  265. Profile photo of Duh869
    Duh869 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    CAPTION: When she said cyber sex I had something else in mind!
  266. Profile photo of Duh869
    Duh869 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    CAPTION:
    Reaction to Two girls one cup!
  267. Profile photo of tricky13
    tricky13 Female 18-29
    145 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    CAPTION:
    beyonce: kewl the internet...
    jay-Z: waaat? internets? i just see LOLcats
  268. Profile photo of dratsab
    dratsab Male 30-39
    145 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    CAPTION: Look, I-A-B.com has a caption contest!!
  269. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    CAPTION:Beyonce: It`s OK, honey. I know your password. It`s the small letter a like astounding, just like me, a capital letter
    V as in Victoria`s Secret which I wear just for you ,and the number seven, like the number of Grammys I have!
    Jay Z: Is that 7 in capital letters?
  270. Profile photo of Krisp
    Krisp Male 13-17
    4 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce "Hey Jay you like these new Mac Books?" Jay-Z: "Nah, but You`ve got some sweet ass hips!"
  271. Profile photo of frogdemon88
    frogdemon88 Female 13-17
    11 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    Caption: Beonce:She did not just eat that
    Jay-Z: That poos sick
    (Watching 2 girls one cup)
  272. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    Caption: The ONLY bad side to dating Beyonce. You have to use an apple computer...and then watch all her dirty fetish videos.
  273. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    Caption:
    Meanwhile at the legion of horribly overrated stars Jay-Z loses his power to rap! Oh wait. He never had that power.
  274. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    caption:
    Beyonce :ew man, that picture is nasty!!
    jay-z: yeah, and yours isn`t?!
  275. Profile photo of Fornicon
    Fornicon Female 18-29
    11 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    Caption:
    Hey, what does this little broken heart on Facebook mean? Beyonce? Honey.......?
  276. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    Caption:
    Beyonce: Does You-tube make my butt look big?
  277. Profile photo of burnoutxd
    burnoutxd Male 18-29
    6 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    Caption: jay-z: where the hell is the "any" button?
    Beyonce:i dont know, i cant find the right click either!!
  278. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    Jesus titty f***ing christ.
    Way to go iab. Look at what you created. Dangle a free t-shirt and a scrap of dignity in front of our eyes and look at all the captions. =O
  279. Profile photo of Figgy
    Figgy Male 18-29
    314 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    CAPTION: These laptops have a longer life span than our music careers!
  280. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    Jay-Z: Shizzle my nizzle eat some spizzle cus I`m Gay-Z so drink some fizzle.

    Beyonce: Um.. Yeah ok no.

  281. Profile photo of CanoeReeves
    CanoeReeves Female 13-17
    59 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    "Dangle a free t-shirt and a scrap of dignity in front of our eyes and look at all the captions."

    Just imagine if they threw in $100s like America`s Funniest Home Videos.

  282. Profile photo of PrZn
    PrZn Male 13-17
    81 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    ^^ haha yeah.
  283. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    CAPTION:
    CAUTION! Excessive use of iMac computers may turn even celebrities into fugly women and vaguely disgusted men.
  284. Profile photo of sabreduelist
    sabreduelist Male 13-17
    174 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce; (Shoes, Designer Jeans, and Jewellery).
    Jay-Z; (Lewd Pictures, Cars, and More Lewd Pictures).
    Same Planet, Different Worlds.

  285. Profile photo of GloineFiodh
    GloineFiodh Male 18-29
    252 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    CAPTION: "Jay-z, We`re supposed to use the built in i-sight to talk to eachother, not show me your ass."
  286. Profile photo of FlamesOfJade
    FlamesOfJade Female 13-17
    31 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    Caption:

    Online dating is the new craze in Hollywood. Beyonce and Jay-Z are perfect examples.

  287. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    too many people are just making new accs so they can enter multiple times...
  288. Profile photo of TheDragon1
    TheDragon1 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: I can`t believe I`m not able to get into my email. This sucks!

    Jay Z: Baby you oughta see what these two guys are doing with this girl. *pause* Oh hell yeah...

  289. Profile photo of fearthekrken
    fearthekrken Male 18-29
    180 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce: OH MY GOD!! Jay-Z is that YOU on sexyblackmen.com?!?
    Jay-Z: OH MY GOD!! Beyonce is that YOU on bigjugs.com?!?
  290. Profile photo of Toonoisy
    Toonoisy Female 18-29
    102 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce: OMG, check this link out! Jay-Z: Holy mother of... I`ll never drink from a cup again!
  291. Profile photo of Iambored153
    Iambored153 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    CONTENT: Jay-Z: Whyz are we Instant messaging right next to each otherz yo?
    Beyonce:Cause I talk too much. I need to relax my jaw muscles.
  292. Profile photo of Iambored153
    Iambored153 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    (I ment to put caption)
  293. Profile photo of toyz5
    toyz5 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    caption:
    "Two girls one cup being witnessed for the first time"
  294. Profile photo of chloeenj
    chloeenj Female 18-29
    4 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: Does my hair look more poofy or less poofy on the webcam?

    Jay Z: Uh...

  295. Profile photo of brendyeah
    brendyeah Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    CAPTION: In case you`re wondering, they`re torrenting each others albums right now.
  296. Profile photo of eldavo22
    eldavo22 Male 18-29
    25 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    CAPTION: Yo! our I-phone are really outdated!
  297. Profile photo of robbery525
    robbery525 Male 13-17
    329 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    toyz5, i was about to write that then i saw ur post grrrrrr lol

    caption: "BME Pain Olympics" jay z: did he seriously just do that OMFG???!!!"

  298. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    Jay-Z: "YO we`re on IAB shizzle my nizzle"
    Beyonce: "Shizzle your own nizzle"
  299. Profile photo of cookie11111
    cookie11111 Male 13-17
    184 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce`s Screen: Googling her own name
    Jay-Z`s Screen: `Free Nude Pic`s of Beyonce`

  300. Profile photo of mintyturtles
    mintyturtles Female 13-17
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    Caption: They stared in horror, shock, and disgust as they watched "2 Girls, 1 Cup"
  301. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    Beyonce: OMGZ i got first psot on I-A-B!!!!1

    Jay z: OMFG

  302. Profile photo of nodontcare
    nodontcare Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce:PWWWWWWWWWWWWWWND I R SO 1337!!1!111!11!! Jay-Z:DAM U, bich.
  303. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z: Hey honey, I-am-bored.com is catching on that I am a petafile, look they have a pic of me when I am concentrating on little boys!
    Beyonce: Don`t worry I got connections with Chris Hansen!
  304. Profile photo of sidewinder69
    sidewinder69 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce:How the drat did that get on ebay?
    Jay-Z:...I dont know...
  305. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:10 pm
  306. Profile photo of tera_melos
    tera_melos Male 18-29
    37 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    CAPTION: New marketing stratedy for the Mac: Beauty and Brai... uh Beauty.
  307. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: go to 2girls1cup.com
    Jay-Z: oh is that one you? OH poo!

  308. Profile photo of jerseydude
    jerseydude Male 13-17
    4 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: Hey Jay, There is a contest about us on IAB. Aint that funny?
    JayZ: Definitely babe, look at all the jokes your getting about ur makeup.
  309. Profile photo of jacobubub
    jacobubub Male 13-17
    136 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    CAPTION:
    BEYONCE: stfu noob u just got owned
    JAY-Z: WTF woman! HAX0R ch33t3r!!!
    BEYONCE: nub
  310. Profile photo of rdawg
    rdawg Male 13-17
    64 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    CAPTION: BOOM! headshot!
  311. Profile photo of awkwardturtl
    awkwardturtl Female 13-17
    75 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    Caption:

    Jay-Z: WTF is this? Crazy mofo`s!
    Beyonce: *hides cup behind her and motions for the blondes who came out of the closet to go back in* Heh... I know, who would ever think this was hot?

  312. Profile photo of atwb
    atwb Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    CAPTION:
    BEYONCE: MAC`S SUCK
    JZ: NOT MORE THAN YOU DO.
  313. Profile photo of originalfunk
    originalfunk Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    Caption: Holy Sh*t Beyonce, everybody was right about two girls one cup, ITS F*CKIN` NASTY!!
  314. Profile photo of jdwaal
    jdwaal Male 30-39
    20 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    Caption: See, I done told you these computers would maked us look edumacated!
  315. Profile photo of originalfunk
    originalfunk Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    Caption: Damn Beyonce, two girls one cup IS nasty.
  316. Profile photo of bigbadmet
    bigbadmet Male 18-29
    15 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce: how come you can find me naked on here but i can`t find you jay-z
  317. Profile photo of MikeRoch
    MikeRoch Male 18-29
    6 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    Caption: Beyonce-"Silly rogue, trying to gank a 70 Warrior." Jay Z -"How much sta does this warrior have?!? I guess he is a bigger man than me."
    Beyonce-"Hi my name is Beyonce and I`m a 70 Rogue killi`n Warrior. What`s your game?"
  318. Profile photo of MikeRoch
    MikeRoch Male 18-29
    6 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    I already submitted one but here is another for someone else to use. GO JYNX.COM !
    Jay-Z: "Homie don`t right-click"
  319. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    Caption(Sorry, just throwing ideas)
    Jay-Z: Hey, go to pen island.com
    Beyonce: OK, P-E-N-I.... HEYYY
  320. Profile photo of HayleeHavok
    HayleeHavok Female 18-29
    91 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    CAPTION: Even B and J cant believe BrittBritt
  321. Profile photo of diablocat9
    diablocat9 Female 13-17
    45 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    Caption: Wow. These Apples SUCK!
  322. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    BTW, stop reposting ideas,
    i know there are 13+ pages, but still. Read before you post. I hate seeing four thousand 2girls1cup comments, or first posts, or pwn`t nub posts.
    Stop the madness.
  323. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    BTW BTW,
    welcome to I-A-B diablocat9.
  324. Profile photo of davidko0628
    davidko0628 Male 30-39
    73 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    yeah rdawg posted at least 2 times of the exact same thing.

    it will be hard to tell at the end of the week which ones are reposts. there are so many posts

  325. Profile photo of Nineteen90
    Nineteen90 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: Hey, this interweb thing is brilliant, you can do so much! Listen to my songs, look at my pictures, watch my vide... oh damn...
    Jay Z: *fap*

  326. Profile photo of diddleysquat
    diddleysquat Male 30-39
    205 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    CAPTION: Jay, it sez here that this cream will make it bigger in just four weeks! Can`t hurt to try, right?
  327. Profile photo of dboy912
    dboy912 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    CAPTION: wait, that stuff belongs in the toilet, not ur mouth. and they get paid for this....
  328. Profile photo of OMGPWNT
    OMGPWNT Male 13-17
    94 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    Caption:
    Jay Z: poo man my porn aint downloadin
    Beyonce: o o o, you can download the porn i made...
  329. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    Rofl,
    Have fun, fancylad, at reading all of these and deciding the originals,
    I have a few questions about this.
    1.) What decides which caption you choose about a user? For instance, if I post twice(hypotheticly of course) how will you decide which one to take.
    2.)How will you decide who gets which post? Will you just go down the list and cross out repeats?
    3.) Like Pabasa asked, if someone lives outside of the U.S, or rather, does not give their address due to privacy reasons, how will you give the T-Shirt.
    I like the idea of this, but, no offense, its flawed... Gonna be a hell of a time for you, fancylad.
  330. Profile photo of globpharm
    globpharm Male 18-29
    196 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    CAPTION: Hey Jay look 14 pages of people making the same comments about 2 girl one cup.
  331. Profile photo of Invi_Kid
    Invi_Kid Male 13-17
    56 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    CAPTION:

    Jay-Z: 2girls1cup... hmmm... lets see....OMFG!!!!
    Beyonce: Meh I`ve already seen it twice

  332. Profile photo of omgitzmeex3
    omgitzmeex3 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    Caption: 2 girls 1 cup......celebrity reactions
  333. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    Caption: A small warning about the internet: You can`t un-see anything!
  334. Profile photo of ICN
    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    Pornography: Inspiring artists since the renaissance.
  335. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    Caption: Beyonce, SEE! i told u that u looked ugly in that video!

    Jay Z, DAMN! i didn`t think i looked that bad... Stupid HD screens on these apples

  336. Profile photo of strings99
    strings99 Male 13-17
    128 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: "I just love the Aww of the Day!"
    Jay-Z: "You know ya lookin` at my baawwwllls, right bi***?"

    And that my friends is how Beyonce learned the word `baawwwllls`. Thank you and please watch the history of ignorant black people volume II after the first tv broadcast of 2Girls... 1Cup. I am Tim Bransonfield. Good Night.

  337. Profile photo of Evil_Fungus
    Evil_Fungus Male 13-17
    15 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    Caption:
    Jay-Z: "I still cant believe there are no cords but it`s STILL ON."
  338. Profile photo of BroadwayLove
    BroadwayLove Female 18-29
    187 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    caption:
    Beyonce: FIRST!
    Jay-Z: DAMN!
  339. Profile photo of k2j
    k2j Female 18-29
    6 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    Caption:

    Beyonce: Hey, you wanna hand me that water?
    Jay-z: yeah...when you hand me the remote.

  340. Profile photo of vanspookyduk
    vanspookyduk Male 13-17
    2 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z thinging - wow... this hot girl on the internet is giveing me a erection.
    Beyonce thinging - wow... why is Jay-z on transexual match.com?
  341. Profile photo of rainemen
    rainemen Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 7, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    Caption:
    BB: *tack tack tack* We should meet. I live at 649 Cider ave.
    JZ: *tack tack tack*...Beyonce?
  342. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    Caption:
    Celebrity 2-girls-1-cup reactions:
  343. Profile photo of rockchick7
    rockchick7 Female 18-29
    6 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    Beyonce: The graininess of this webcam makes your expression look less awful.

    JZ: Really? It does the same for your hair.

  344. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    Wow, I`m really late. Oh well.

    Caption: Jay-Z "You don`t have to IM me, baby, I`m to the left, to the left. What does that mean anyway?"

  345. Profile photo of BrianZ
    BrianZ Male 30-39
    40 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    Disclaimer, I`m black.

    CAPTION: Apple, so easy black people can do it.

  346. Profile photo of kirbinator
    kirbinator Male 13-17
    3 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    CAPTION:Beyonce: I just bought a new Gucci Bag A new Chinchilla Coat and a Benz. Caption: JZ: Damn look at these bills i should have never stepped down as Def Jam President
  347. Profile photo of KobrArt
    KobrArt Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    Caption: Jay-Z - "These song lyrics look like they have quadrupled on my screen."

    Beyonce: "Umbrella...ella,ella,ella..."

  348. Profile photo of Bass_Bitch
    Bass_Bitch Male 13-17
    36 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    Caption:
    Jay-Z: Jay-Z wishes to add you as a friend on face book.
    Beyonce: No dice!
  349. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2415 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    caption: I got 99 problems but a mac ain`t one
  350. Profile photo of Imeagla
    Imeagla Male 18-29
    138 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    Caption:

    Male:
    But, Momma said she would tell me if she was in a German Shnizer video...

    Female: Well, what do you expect? She also told us this wasn`t a gaudy sofa....

  351. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 8:59 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z: So this is how Beyonce looks like without makeup.
  352. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: "So many fan e-mails, so little time"
    J-Z: "Damn I wish my wang was that big..."
  353. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    wow this is a lot of pages!
  354. Profile photo of Arkenoid
    Arkenoid Male 18-29
    43 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-z: OMG, zergling rush!
  355. Profile photo of whitetigeres
    whitetigeres Female 18-29
    66 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    Caption:

    Beyonce: " You have been rejected by eHarmony we can not find you a match at this time" What do you mean you can`t find ME a match.

    Jay-Z: Why did you put one up on eHarmony? Just make a character on WOW. There are lots of guys looking for girls on World Of Warcraft.

  356. Profile photo of plaidjedi
    plaidjedi Female 13-17
    7 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    "Man, i TOLD you it was emotional!"
    Jay-Z " Girl, this is disgusting, 2girls1cup is NOT Disney!"
  357. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    CAPTION:
    [email protected] is already taken. Damn! What are the odds?!
  358. Profile photo of plaidjedi
    plaidjedi Female 13-17
    7 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    (oops)
    Caption :

    "Man, i TOLD you it was emotional!"
    Jay-Z " Girl, this is disgusting, 2girls1cup is NOT Disney!"

  359. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    Plaidjedi... there`s no difference. I`m pretty sure that quotations are clear.
  360. Profile photo of R4dI4tI0n
    R4dI4tI0n Male 18-29
    25 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    CAPTION: The real monkeys at the zoo wouldn`t touch that crap, so apple resorted to the next best thing for their new Ad campaign.
  361. Profile photo of TonyPerkins
    TonyPerkins Male 18-29
    55 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    HOVA!
  362. Profile photo of danimal150
    danimal150 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:02 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z: "Well Jigga my Nigga. . .we gotta try it in the. . ."

    Beyonce:(interrupts) "No Shawn, no."

  363. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    CAPTION:

    jayz=WTF is this he just hacked off his dic...

    beyonce: i wonder why jay-z sent me this.... BME pain olympics?

  364. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    Caption:j:Help if i donst` post this comment 5 more time Joe budden will kill me.
  365. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:11 pm
    jayZ: beyonce, check out this 2 girls 1 cup video, it`s off tha hizzie!

    beyonce: oh no you didn`t!!!

  366. Profile photo of Arto_otrA
    Arto_otrA Male 18-29
    42 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-z whatcha doing? -- Working on my new platinum record:"Mac a Lap, Fap, Fap". A compilation of songs about my use of the mac here to hide my fap`n while you`re around.
  367. Profile photo of dietsoda
    dietsoda Female 13-17
    138 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:16 pm
    CAPTION:(JZ) Thats what Beyonce looks like without makeup?!!
  368. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    caption: I am bored.
  369. Profile photo of dosman
    dosman Male 13-17
    3 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    Jay-Z:OK I think I got boot camp to boot Linux, let me patch the kernel modules then we can pwn n00bs in war craft
  370. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:47 pm
    Caption:

    Beyonce: OMG my computer just zapped me!

    Jay-z: I was wondering what the hell happened to your hair.

  371. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z: I`m a mac
    Beyonce: And I have hepatitis C
  372. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    Caption: Jay-Z: "Hello beyonceisahottie2121 I am a lonely nigerian princez and am hoping to tranzfer my moneys into a bank acount all I need is a nice person to put it in my account"
    Beyonce: Nigerian Princess! This sounds legit.
  373. Profile photo of elimitator
    elimitator Male 18-29
    17 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    CAPTION: I thought you said Apple was better then HP..
  374. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:06 pm
    CAPTION: Wow, the only difference between Ebaum`s World and IAB now is the site layout!
  375. Profile photo of bombsquad505
    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:20 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z: Did Beyonce just ask me to suck her dick?
  376. Profile photo of Jay2645
    Jay2645 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    Caption: Hey, Jay! You gotta watch this video! It`s called the "Pain Olympics". Watch it to the very end, OK?
  377. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:32 pm
    So rediculasly dstuiud
  378. Profile photo of LLONI
    LLONI Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 11:52 pm
    CAPTION:

    Jay-Z: Gosh!!! what a pretty pussie honey!

  379. Profile photo of heymanivxx
    heymanivxx Male 18-29
    72 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 12:08 am
    CAPTION: "surprisingly enough they know how to use computers.. sadly, while they video chat they`re completely unaware they`re sitting next to each other!"
  380. Profile photo of simcon
    simcon Male 13-17
    254 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 12:20 am
    Caption: Why the hell are we using apple?
  381. Profile photo of brianpolillo
    brianpolillo Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 8, 2008 at 12:27 am
    Caption: Beat that PC
  382. Profile photo of ympetera1029
    ympetera1029 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 12:52 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce:I`m...not...your top friend?
    Jay-Z:I did it for the lulz.
  383. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 1:57 am
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: I`m considering these bridesmaids` dresses- what do you think?

    Jay-Z (says): Yeah, they`re good.
    Jay-Z (thinks): Kobe dropped HOW many on Toronto?

  384. Profile photo of ICN
    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 2:38 am
    okay, last one must have been deleted, but I`ll drop it again with a slight revision.

    Caption:
    Pr0n:Inspiring artists since the Renaissance

  385. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 2:49 am
    CAPTION: dngrsly_n_lve6969: so, i heard ur gonna retire again.
    ROC_biglips: go to my myspace n comment my new pix
  386. Profile photo of MissBrady24
    MissBrady24 Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 8, 2008 at 3:26 am
    CAPTION: Beyonce` - Look there`s me again and again...
    Jay-Z - Honey, have you seen 2girls1cup.com? CRAZY!!!
  387. Profile photo of lunani
    lunani Female 18-29
    257 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 4:23 am
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: These pop up ads are getting so annoying, a chimpanzee`s face just popped on my screen!

    Jay-Z: Honey I`m just trying out our new webcams.

    Beyonce: ... oh okay.

  388. Profile photo of MiamiFi216
    MiamiFi216 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 4:33 am
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: "Checkmate"

  389. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 4:50 am
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: These iPhones are huge!!

    Jay-Z: WTF?

  390. Profile photo of IceGhost
    IceGhost Male 18-29
    63 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 4:54 am
    CAPTION: "Beyonce and Jay-Z watching the Pain Olympics"
  391. Profile photo of DevilCherub
    DevilCherub Female 18-29
    50 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 4:56 am
    Caption:
    beyonce-"Wow i have found 1001 ways of styling my hair!"
    jay-z-"where is the `enter` key?"
  392. Profile photo of thinarules
    thinarules Female 18-29
    6 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 4:57 am
    CAPTION: beyonce: i swear that brittany is black she done lost her damn mind
    jay-z: lost 2 babies been in lock down all she needs now are some food stamps
  393. Profile photo of museike
    museike Male 18-29
    84 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 5:00 am
    About 90% of these captions are just the same awful joke repeated in a different way, only seen 3 or 4 genuinely witty captions.
  394. Profile photo of that1joshguy
    that1joshguy Male 18-29
    232 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 5:02 am
    Caption: Jay honey you`d better hush or I will post this in my blog, understood?
  395. Profile photo of thinarules
    thinarules Female 18-29
    6 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 5:03 am
    CAPTION:beyonce(to match.com) i told them no bugaboos jay-z: well i told them i wanted girls girls girls
  396. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 5:05 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce - "Yo J, thanks for helping me delete all these messages from Kelly, Michelle, LaTavia, LeToya, and Farrah."
  397. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 5:13 am
    CAPTION:
    THE RAPPER IS NOT IMPRESSED
  398. Profile photo of Anichan24
    Anichan24 Female 18-29
    115 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 5:30 am
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: "Beyonceporn.com"?! What the hell??
    Jay-Z: ...*super-fast typing*

  399. Profile photo of handy75
    handy75 Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 8, 2008 at 5:57 am
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce: "Dammit! Someone did put the video of me falling over on You Tube!"

  400. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 6:07 am
    Okay, I`ll give it a shot.
  401. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 6:16 am
    CAPTION:

    Justin Long has just been added to Jay-Z`s ass stomping list.

  402. Profile photo of KrisNL
    KrisNL Male 13-17
    37 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 6:33 am
    Caption:

    Jay-Z reading wikipedia: OH MY GOD, does the heat of a laptop on your lap really burns away your testicles?!!

    Beyoncé thinking: Lol, editing is fun!

  403. Profile photo of mcwheesus
    mcwheesus Male 18-29
    39 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:45 am
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: "How much do you think they had to pay those 2 girls?"
    Jay-Z: "I`m telling you, girl, thats chocolate ice cream in that cup."
  404. Profile photo of mr300
    mr300 Male 50-59
    3 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:45 am
    Beyonce: SO JAY-Z, WATCHA THINK OF I-A-B?
    Jay-Z: GREAT! I`M REPLAYING YOUR STAGE FALL FOR THE 50TH TIME!
  405. Profile photo of wiizzzl
    wiizzzl Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 8, 2008 at 7:55 am
    CAPTION: Beyonce, So why is it called two girls one cup?
  406. Profile photo of andymaiden4
    andymaiden4 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 8:16 am
    CAPTION: Apple, the cool peoples technology
  407. Profile photo of gazzamc
    gazzamc Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 8, 2008 at 8:21 am
    Caption:
    JayZ:WTF?Blue magic dropped in the charts...
    beyonce:hahahaha
    JayZ:Shut up bitch you ain`t even on the charts...
  408. Profile photo of hazwaaa
    hazwaaa Male 13-17
    26 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 8:38 am
    Caption:

    Jay-Z was practicing his dramatic chipmunk impression

  409. Profile photo of mobeels03
    mobeels03 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 8:52 am
    CAPTION: Beyonce: I just got 99999 on the copter game.
    Jay-z: huh, how do play it again.
  410. Profile photo of Sullytyme
    Sullytyme Male 30-39
    7 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 9:15 am
    CAPTION: Beyonce shows Jay-Z what happens if you accidentally type Gay-Z.com.
  411. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 9:43 am
    CAPTION: Beyonce: "WOOT!!1 IMA GETTIN MAH EPIC MOWNT LOLZ!!1"
    Jay-Z: "CAN HAZ WUN DAY WIF NO WOW REFRENCE PLZ KTHXBAI."
  412. Profile photo of Tadow1914
    Tadow1914 Male 30-39
    1 post
    January 8, 2008 at 9:45 am
    Caption:

    "Did you see what those 2 girls put in 1 cup!?"

  413. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 9:53 am
    CAPTION:

    both: HA! HA! WERE USING THE INTERNET!!!1!!11one

  414. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 10:24 am
    CAPTION:
    After hours of intensive research, jay-Z discovered that his laptop was infact turned off.
  415. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 10:26 am
    CAPTION:

    BEYONCÉ: LOOK BABY! THEY PUT SOME PHOTOSHOPPED PICS OF ME HERE IN THESE WEBSITE!

    JAY-Z: YEAH, I STARTED DATING YA BECAUSE OF THEM, LOOK AT YA NOW...

  416. Profile photo of DANLCAIN
    DANLCAIN Male 60-69
    3 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 10:28 am
    WTF
  417. Profile photo of PFCGino
    PFCGino Male 18-29
    32 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 10:32 am
    CAPTION:

    JayZ: Hey Beyonce....should I boot up my floppy?
    Beyonce: No, I`ve seen the size of your hard drive

  418. Profile photo of pokey219
    pokey219 Male 40-49
    16 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 11:14 am
    CAPTION: Oh Man!! She Gassin, again.
  419. Profile photo of kentton77
    kentton77 Male 30-39
    149 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    Caption: Maybe someone on Craig`s list will take this couch.
  420. Profile photo of Musackman
    Musackman Male 18-29
    16 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    wow... so seein this i can sum up the posts for this picture into 4 categories...

    1)2girls1cup
    2)World of Warcraft
    3)Retards
    4)Macs suck

    lets try to get a bit of originality people...but some of these are decent...so to you who put some humor in amongst all this repetetiveness good job :P

  421. Profile photo of timdagr9
    timdagr9 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    Both: LIMEWIRE! :-O
  422. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    i agree with Musackman.These are getting repetative and i pitty the one who has to read all of these.
  423. Profile photo of gnctrkcll
    gnctrkcll Female 18-29
    82 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    CAPTION:
    Jay Z: Cyber sex IS more fun!
  424. Profile photo of grandmasterz
    grandmasterz Male 18-29
    292 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    CAPTION: Why are we taking these online classes anyway?
  425. Profile photo of pierco82
    pierco82 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    CAPTION: Who the f@*k is chocolate rain?!!?
  426. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    If another person posts something about 2 girls one cup, i swear to god i will kill myself, no joke.
  427. Profile photo of foxynew
    foxynew Female 18-29
    123 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    CAPTION:
    Apple. Because we have the balls to admit that we were not made for everyone.
  428. Profile photo of Ninja_Meep
    Ninja_Meep Male 13-17
    17 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    Well, thats too bad modernbenoni cause....

    CAPTION: Apple Laptop: $1,994.99
    Headphones: $23.99
    Finding out that 2girls1cup actually has their own Myspace: Priceless.
    There are some things that money cant buy. For everything else, theres the internet.

    END CAPTION: By the way, ok i know I lied about the whole 1girls1cup having their own Myspace, but if it did I bet you would have the same facial expression that Jay Z does. Ninja_Meep away!! :3

  429. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    Caption: "Mac`n"
  430. Profile photo of stevie.f
    stevie.f Female 18-29
    38 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: Aren`t you supposed to be endorsing HP?
    Jay-Z: ...poo
  431. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    don`t think this contest was thought all the way through. I think any account that only has one post, which is here, should be disqualified. 1/2 of the posts are from new accounts = old users making new accounts just for this contest. I bet theres been 300 new registered accounts in the past 2 days just for this.

    Good luck Fancy sortin through all this mess. I still like mine though (buried somewhere on page 4-6.

  432. Profile photo of matsch888
    matsch888 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    Jay-Z Caption: Alright! Who uninstalled Word?
    Beyonce:This is an Apple...
  433. Profile photo of kimllfixit
    kimllfixit Female 18-29
    4 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    Following the electric shock Beyonce got from spilling her drink between the keys of her laptop, her hair fried and inflated more than anyone could have anticipated.
  434. Profile photo of supersassyk8
    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    Caption:
    JayZ was happy with his Black Mac, it matched his birthday suit. Beyonce was less impressed.
  435. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    lol. i vote for lunani.
  436. Profile photo of rikitikitemb
    rikitikitemb Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 8, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    CAPTION: tired and retired.
  437. Profile photo of fearthekrken
    fearthekrken Male 18-29
    180 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    I`ve got a question. How will the voting be set up? Will we just vote for the caption or will it show the person`s name with the caption?
  438. Profile photo of linds92
    linds92 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z: wtf! honey, what is this 2girls1cup thing your sending me!

    Beyonce: haha. that`s for not voting for hillary!

  439. Profile photo of bordarboy
    bordarboy Male 13-17
    121 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    caption: Oh my god Mr. Unbuctaganga wants to store his gold in my account, and he`s gonna give me 10% of it! Beyonce get my card!

    " kittens!.. Porn. Ponies!.. porn. Beyonce?.. oh my god what am i doing!

  440. Profile photo of Musackman
    Musackman Male 18-29
    16 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    Thank god there are actually people with brains and agree/were about to say the same thing lol Legacy....although now that i think of it, i fear i may be on the same level as most of these people...i mean its not 2girls1 cup but its along the same lines...but oh well...VOTE ME!!:P
  441. Profile photo of Musackman
    Musackman Male 18-29
    16 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    but then again i was quite quick before that topic got old(page 8)
  442. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    boyonce/JayZ: must... watch... dancing hamster.....
  443. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
    271 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    Caption:

    Computer: *Downloading caption. Estimated time: 3 fortnights. Please wait.*
    Jay-Z: Agh! This is taking too long! Quick, enter something pointless!

  444. Profile photo of Fabbyfubz
    Fabbyfubz Male 13-17
    176 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    CAPTION:
    Jay-Z: Damn, that look like some good fried chicken.
    Beyonce: You should check out this watermelon.
  445. Profile photo of Fionex12
    Fionex12 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    Caption:

    If your having tech problems i feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a `top ain`t one

  446. Profile photo of Chamerion
    Chamerion Female 13-17
    116 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    Caption: And... cue the WTF of the day.
  447. Profile photo of nycballa890
    nycballa890 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce "BOOM! Headshot!"
    Jay-Z "You camper!"
  448. Profile photo of sinsaga
    sinsaga Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    CAPTION: iClueless
  449. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    I have actually read all of these and one I keep saying and don`t get at all is "Boom! Headshot!" WHAT IS THAT? Help me out people.
  450. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    saying = seeing
  451. Profile photo of calmelbourne
    calmelbourne Male 13-17
    169 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    CAPTION: Hmm, I-Am-Bored is giving away a t-shirt to attract new members. How desperate!

    (Sorry if something like this is already up here, I couldn`t be bothered to read 18 pages.)

  452. Profile photo of grrzzlybear
    grrzzlybear Female 18-29
    9 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    CAPTION: Apple: so easy 1 out of 2 celebrities can use it.
  453. Profile photo of globpharm
    globpharm Male 18-29
    196 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    Legacy15, if he just skips over all of the Two Girl One Cup entries he will only have to read like 3 or 4
  454. Profile photo of Computron
    Computron Male 30-39
    157 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    Who won????
  455. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    haha i didnt read em all but i like svelay1987`s post
  456. Profile photo of WaffleMoose
    WaffleMoose Female 13-17
    8 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    Caption: Apple, because human contact just doesn`t cut it anymore.
  457. Profile photo of hamsterkisse
    hamsterkisse Female 18-29
    21 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    caption: beyonce and jay-z work on "communication"
  458. Profile photo of eskimoboy6
    eskimoboy6 Male 13-17
    72 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    CAPTION: Jamie Lynn is pregnant! Better call up Tom Brady.
  459. Profile photo of advidoct
    advidoct Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 8, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    CAPTION: Cold sense of awkwardness fills the room as Beyonce and Jay-Z discover their online affairs were inf act, with each other.
  460. Profile photo of cuteakins
    cuteakins Female 13-17
    27 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    CAPTION:

    J-Z: Wait so I`m confused in this soap opra on the computer lily dumped Jay because he is gay and burnt her house down and was cheating on her

    Beyonce- I know isnt it so intresting now be quiet

  461. Profile photo of marklark
    marklark Male 13-17
    12 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    CAPTION:

    Beyonce-The weather is nice today!
    JayZ: Thank you!

  462. Profile photo of DANGERYAN
    DANGERYAN Male 18-29
    21 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    To saintpatty, there was some video of a guy making fun of a 1st person shooter and every time he killed some one he wold scream"MY HANDS ARE SCHAKEIN, MY HEARTS BEATIN, BOOM HEAD SHOT". it was kinda stupid and i couldnt find the link =/ Some one slse could provide it maybe
  463. Profile photo of daxl70
    daxl70 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    Caption:
    Jay-z: "Just pretend u can read til the photo is taken"
  464. Profile photo of DANGERYAN
    DANGERYAN Male 18-29
    21 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    CAPTION: JAY-Z: When do you think our white neighbors will want these back.

    Beonce (lol): if your gonna give them back, return they`er lawn mower as well!

  465. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    CAPTION: Beyonce: to the left, to the left...
    Jay-z: whats to the left?
    Beyonce: Oh, nothing. To the left, to the left...
    Jay-z: What is to the left, I don`t see anything!
    Beyonce: Just some blank dvds of yours i found, they`re over there in the box to the left.
    Jay-z: uh..oh, right, `blank` dvds...
  466. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    Sigh, I`m turning into a moderator here....
    SaintPatty,
    I believe the boom!Headshot reference is from halo(correct me if i`m wrong, i don`t own it)
    Legacy15,
    Learn to read the comments, I said it page 14.
    Computron,
    Learn to read the comments, fancylad said it 1st post.
    In General,
    Those who make the 2girls1cup reference are idiots. There`s obviously someone who already said something that common in 19 pages. A few common things for those to note
    1.)2girls1cup
    2.)Homosexuality in Beyonce and Jay-Z
    3.)Alternate names for a mac
    4.)"I`m a mac" references
    5.)Myspace, facebook, etc references
    6.)Geico`s "So easy a...." statements
    7.)I am bored contest references
    8.)Ugly-ness of....
    9.)Dating sites
    10.)Pwn`t comments
    11.) WoW or other mindless online games
    12.)Porn
    13.)Acronyms like l0l, w00t, pwn`t, etc. (same thing as 10 really,)
    14.)Stupidity remarks
    15.)AKappy
  467. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    About all I can find right now, update this list frequently so others can see what`s been posted...
  468. Profile photo of joshjunky
    joshjunky Male 18-29
    150 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    Caption: Yes Jay-Z. I already know my faceplant was number 1 on youtube.
  469. Profile photo of JGsox33
    JGsox33 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z: No wonder why they call this site I Am Bored...
  470. Profile photo of Gadget522
    Gadget522 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    TL;DR
    well i think they have too many shirts so i might as well post a caption
    CAPTION:beyonce:yo di`ent i tell ya dis internets gangsta G JayZ:fosho fosho
    =\
  471. Profile photo of Gadget522
    Gadget522 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    oh and BOOM HEADSHOT is NOT HALO
    IT IS COUNTER STRIKE
    HALO is IMA CHARGIN MY LAZERS SHWOOP DA WHOOP!!
    cuZ of the spartan laser in the game
  472. Profile photo of imatwirp
    imatwirp Male 18-29
    74 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    CAPTION: OMG!!! This caption crap is totally ripped off from Ebaums.
  473. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    CAPTION:
    Jay-Z: How do I work the internets on this computer machine?
  474. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    Caption: "This dumb ass cant learn that my gernade beats his pistol?"

    "Shuddup bitch, im trying to kill this gernade whore..."

  475. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    CAPTION: Hers is white, his is black. Unresolved issues?
  476. Profile photo of Hotgrandpa
    Hotgrandpa Male 13-17
    5 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    Caption: I told you that coupon for one free Internets was expired!
  477. Profile photo of Hotgrandpa
    Hotgrandpa Male 13-17
    5 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    Caption: I just one a free playstation 3. All they need is my credit card, well thats only fair
  478. Profile photo of pizzahedd
    pizzahedd Male 13-17
    45 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z and Beyonces reaction to how unoriginal the 2-girls-one-cup captions are.
  479. Profile photo of ConAmore
    ConAmore Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z : Well, yeah, I was in those HP commercials. But have you tried to make music on that crap?!
  480. Profile photo of Halcyone
    Halcyone Female 18-29
    23 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    Ok, Standards made me laugh hard with that list, especially #15 - AKappy.

    Pizzahedd`s caption (2 up) is also WAY funny.

  481. Profile photo of max_giggles
    max_giggles Female 18-29
    3 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    Caption: Beyonce: these are the dresses i wanted for the bridesmaids
    Jay-Z:(what have i gotten myself into?)
  482. Profile photo of sweettems
    sweettems Female 18-29
    9 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    Caption:


    Beyonce: I`ll need to contact my broker about this.
    Jay-Z: Dude! This girl has really got some, uh, teeth.

  483. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 10:31 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z; "Do I really look like a duck on acid?" --- Beyonce; "It`s all good bay, you got money. You don`t think i`m with you for the looks, do you?"
  484. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 10:40 pm
    two words, YIN YANG.
    white girl with white apple laptop (plugged in) sitting nicely both hands on the laptop focused amdunderstanding look

    black guy with a black apple laptop (not plugged in) relaxing feet on table one hand on laptop one on head, confused look.

  485. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 10:41 pm
    no offence to black ppl or polite ppl or anything. i just kinda noticed that
    edits:
    and understanding*
  486. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    Caption:

    Another young couple added to the victims list on the 2 girls - 1 cup website...

  487. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    January 8, 2008 at 11:59 pm
    confuzedkid, you`re living up to your name if you think Beyonce is white.
  488. Profile photo of D_Train23
    D_Train23 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 1:16 am
    CAPTION: Beyonce "ZOMG LOL" JayZ "You sunk my battleship"
  489. Profile photo of leb0guyy
    leb0guyy Male 13-17
    276 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 4:16 am
    CAPTION:
    1 pair of sparkly white shoes: $49

    2 Macbooks supplied by Apple to boost sales (because 7 million units sold is just not enough):$0

    1 really gay couch with an `OMGzsz FOOTTRESTT!!ONE!!! : $424

    2 dumbass celebrities frozen with shock at how many people on IAB have actually seen and can relate 2 African-Americans to the 2girls1cup video and at those that have not actually seen it but are heading to the website right now just to think of a clever caption to win an IAB t-shirt and an emotional scar for life:

    MOTHERDRATING PRICELESS !!!1!!!1!

  490. Profile photo of 1CrazyURL
    1CrazyURL Male 30-39
    264 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 9:09 am
    CAPTION :

    404 - Page Not Found :
    This page is currently unavailable because SOMEBODY took a bite from the forbidden fruit...

  491. Profile photo of globpharm
    globpharm Male 18-29
    196 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 9:26 am
    Caption: Jay look it is up to page 20 and people still don`t realize that 2 girl 1 cup comments aren`t funny anymore.
  492. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 10:07 am
    Caption:
    Beyonce- Can you believe the number of unimaginative people that roam the internet today?

    Jay-Z- All these people seem to think about is sex and 2girls1cup. FAIL!

  493. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 10:09 am
    Caption:
    Jay-Z: ooh, online arm wrestling game! I may be able to win!
    Beyonce: *sigh*
  494. Profile photo of waneal2004
    waneal2004 Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 9, 2008 at 10:24 am
    CAPTION: JAY-Z and Beyonce surf ebay to purchase more of Bill Cosby`s sweaters to cover the REST of their couches.
  495. Profile photo of 22booboo
    22booboo Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 9, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    Jeez, Spider Solitare is tough.
  496. Profile photo of Baylie
    Baylie Female 18-29
    7 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    CAPTION: Jay-Z: Where did you learn to do that?
    Beyonce: I got it from my Momma
  497. Profile photo of Sephrenia
    Sephrenia Female 13-17
    74 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    CAPTION:
    Beyonce: He looks like that naked?! Its huge!
    Jay-Z: Eww! No way can she look like that...
  498. Profile photo of mjallen11963
    mjallen11963 Male 40-49
    1 post
    January 9, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    YEAH,... so, 2 girls one cup..... I don`t get it
  499. Profile photo of aqua_eyes
    aqua_eyes Female 13-17
    19 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    CAPTION: To the left, to the left, Jay-Z why won`t the page scroll to the left?
  500. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    Let me make this clear to some people...

    2girls1cup captions are terrible. Fancylad needs to put that in his description for the caption contest. "Post all your captions EXCEPT 2GIRLS1CUP."

    this contest ends tonight. Anything afterwards will not count.

    2girls1cup jokes are not funny.

    Read my list on page 19 about the list of things, then continue up to here.

    2girls1cup jokes are not funny.

    Mostly anything you say has been already said, unless it`s completely propostrous like saying that beyonce is white (Confuzedkid)

    2girls1cup jokes are not funny.

  501. Profile photo of JeanaH
    JeanaH Female 13-17
    406 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    I can barely think of anything with those rules, but I`ll make do...
    CAPTION:
    Jay-Z: Hey, I found our house on Mapquest! Wait, whose car is that parked in our driveway?
    Beyonce: Uh... nobody!!!
  502. Profile photo of theend404
    theend404 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    CAPTION: A rare behind the scenes look into the once anonymous authorship of "Ridiculous Sofas" monthly.
  503. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    Adding to my list.

    16.)Sofas

  504. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    CAPTION:
    Jay-Z: I would’ve preferred a lap dance instead of a laptop next Christmas.
  505. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    CAPTION: When Microsoft went out of business the White Mac vs Black Mac ads weren`t as popular.
  506. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    January 9, 2008 at 11:36 pm
    Beyonce: OMG, I would never say that!

    Jay-Z: My brain is frying, making captions sure is hard.

  507. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    January 10, 2008 at 11:48 am
    Caption: FIRST!
    aw, you just cheated
  508. Profile photo of zanga254
    zanga254 Male 13-17
    26 posts
    January 10, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    caption:

    Both in sync: You cannot believe what my fans just said!!!

  509. Profile photo of loveaddict13
    loveaddict13 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    B: OMG!!! is this for real!!!!!??
    J: Oh... Shi....was that how I looked!?
  510. Profile photo of dianec
    dianec Female 13-17
    1 post
    November 12, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    J: Good thing i got the mac cuz this hp looks janky!

    B: oh yeah? try lookin at this dell....

  511. Profile photo of dumdum_17
    dumdum_17 Female 13-17
    10 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:30 am
    B: i cant belive your doing porn

    J: well i cant belive your talking about being single

  512. Profile photo of jlocke
    jlocke Male 40-49
    1 post
    August 5, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    Guy: Did you REALLY just email me?

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