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Butler: Mum! Not in front of my client!Man: Ahhhh, let her go!
MAN AT TABLE: OK... SO... THE PING PONG BALLS GO WHERE??
Britney spears auditions for Cats in 2030
Obsession. Calvin Klein.
Man at table: Holy this is so hot!Waiter: No Wait! It MIGHT be a girl!
Man at Table: I`ll have what she`s having.
(Out of Caption - 52 2girls2cup captions.)
2. Billy knew it was time to leave home when he realized none of his friends had to help their parents with `keeping their relationship alive`.
SheMale: Bet you`ve never seen a woman before, eh!?Waiter: ..what?
Well I`m not paralyzedBut, I seem to be struck by youI want to make you moveBecause you`re standing stillIf your body matchesWhat your eyes can doYou`ll probably move right throughMe on my way to you
-- notes lead singer of Finger Eleven
*Cloverfield Reference, bitchz*
OHHHH you sexy thing!
"Waiter: mom!? Woman: Chris! Man: Honey!? Woman: Michael!? Waiter: Dad!? Man: Chris!?
Man, Waiter, Woman: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? "
(This should put to rest all those "mom!" "dad!" captions for gosh sakes"
man at desk: okay, you dont look ANYTHING like that picture you posted on myfreeimplants.com!
American Idol: Houston.
Are you REALLY Kylie as I`m not quite Sure???
*Meanwhile at the Britney Spears LOOK-A-LIKE auditions*
gimme gimme!! mooore gimme mooore gimme gimmee more
Fancy lad: mrs.Wilkims what are you doing?...(screams)
Simon: I am tired of telling everyone..This is a SINGING competition...that is an absolute no...Randy: That`s just wrong dog..Paula: I do like you..but I have to pass..
Waiter: (thinking to himself)"... so that`s what you`d look like..."
Customer: "Snap out of it dude! You`re burning my crotch!"
"I ordered the beef taco, not the bean burrito!"
I ordered the roast beef, not the smoked sausage!
waiter-"Put your clothes back on David!!"
and now that we are over 600 i wish the best of luck to every1
Including Pabasa cuz its supposedly his week to win it
This Is A caption..........
What does a fat hilary clinton and a Vending machine both say...Insert Bill Here
l337 n00b hax Man
Lady: ...And thats why I should be in 2 girls 1 cup!Guy in Chair: That`s great! <chuckles> NEXT!
If you Actually did this, Why would you let any1 take a picture?
Man to waiter- You might now be as GAy as that, but da__it your trying!!!
And I quote"Mom?,Dad?,Grandma?,Sis,?
It was taken already, think of a new caption
LMAO HE HE HE
Guy: Well now they sure lowered thier standards here, eh?Waiter: Yeah (looks at `woman`) DAD!??!??
Cigar: £5buttler: £100My dream fettish: Priceless