i-a-b`s ``Caption If You Can`` contest: Number 4

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago

It"s the latest photo for our contest. Anyone want to take side bets on how many 2 Girl, 1 Cup submissions there"ll be?
Credits: Linkinn.com
There are 876 comments:
Male 8
CAPTION : Butler: "I can`t imagine why you`re so excited sir...that`s a man! And he has a wart on his bum!"

*retch*

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Male 757
CAPTION: Thats wors than cigarettes. I gotta quit!
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Male 757
CAPTION:THANK GOD SHE`S GETTING DRESSED AGAIN!!!!!!!
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Male 757
phreakphit is the best
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Male 26
Spilling coffee on customer: a 40,000 dollar lawsuit
Seeing a guy wearing a bikini: priceless
Realizing she`s not a guy: also priceless
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Male 5
"Waiter, kill me there is no way in hell, hell could be worse than this"
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Male 27
As time goes on, the judges are still impressed with Britney Spear`s homemade choreography
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Female 14
CAPTION: "`scuse me, waiter, there`s a drag queen in my soup"
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Female 12
CAPTION: This years auditions for the new Barbie model weren`t *quite* going as planned....
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Male 276
CAPTION: Man at Desk: PUT IT AWAY!!
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Female 1
Caption: "Fred, is that you?"
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Male 5
CAPTION: "And remember, aim the breast milk at my mouth..."
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Male 16
CAPTION: OMG, it`s the monster from LOST!
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Male 38
CAPTION:

Butler: Mum! Not in front of my client!
Man: Ahhhh, let her go!

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Female 4
CAPTION - Butler - DAD???
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Female 1
damm i want my money back
or
WORST stag do EVER!!!!!
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Male 124
You wanna be a STAR, right sugar?! ...pay attention kid, you could learn something.
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Female 123
CAPTION:
American Idol.
And you thought we were pushing it for too many seasons.
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Male 442
Waiter: I think I`m gay
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Male 26
CAPTION:

MAN AT TABLE: OK... SO... THE PING PONG BALLS GO WHERE??

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Female 100
I`m not your little boy anymore Dad, wanna see?
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Male 695
CAPTION: Man at table: HAHA! I knew we could get him to do anything for a dollar now that he doesn`t have a job!
Bill Gates: Please, be gentle...
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Male 1,406
CAPTION: Definitive proof that there is no God.
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Male 420
Waiter: MOM DON`T DO IT!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!
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Female 38
CAPTION: OH MY WHY ARE YOU STRIPPING THAT ISN`T IN THE LIST OF JOB DUTIES FOR MY NEW NANNY!
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Male 217
CAPTION - Madonna`s new appetitite for african orphans wasn`t doing her performances any favours
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Male 217
CAPTION Madonna`s attempts to encourage her african orphans to eat by being a role model were causing some extreme reactions at audition
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Male 1
CAPTION: One of Madonna`s lesser known performances.
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Male 2
CAPTION: Unfortunately, the lobster came out a little on the large size.
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Male 8
CATPION: After realizing that it was his father, Paul the waiter remembers where he last saw him...on Myfreeimplants.com
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Male 686
CAPTION: Betty Lou Pork Thighs had no job untill Betty Lou Pork Thighs met two guys named Bob.
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Male 43
::Caption::

Britney spears auditions for Cats in 2030

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Male 11
CAPTION: i`m sorry, you are not america`s next top model
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Male 32
Caption: "The Aristocrats!"
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Female 1,264
CAPTION smoker: damn this is better than 2 girls one cup
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Male 134
CAPTION: The new forms of vasectomy being developed in hospitals include visual and actual pain.
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Male 42
man: your so hot, i feel like im on fire! Oh S*** HOT COFFEE!!!
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Male 98
ok thats weird i did that same one Kagenbesexy like on page 10 or something. what are the odds of me posting at the same time u posted that
crazyyyy
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Male 98
and that is my last one
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Male 69
Axe, now with added bom chicka wah wah
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Male 98
CAPTION: "i like poop"
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Female 562
I don`t mean to be stupid, but what is everyone saying about a tent? I`m sorry I`m just retarded...
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Male 98
CAPTION: Next time on LOST...
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Female 32
CAPTION: Man sitting-How Much?
Waiter- $1.50 with free refills
Man sitting- Not the coffee you idiot!
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Male 101
CAPTION: Not all of lifes lessons are pleasant ones!
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Male 110
CAPTION: "Luke, I am your father".
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Male 1
Jerry had never been so disappointed in his mom and, Don Johnson impersonator {bob} had never been so hot!!!!
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Female 434
Caption: Starbucks new delivery service fails dramatically
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Male 110
Do some of these douche bags look at the 4 lines above them? NOT.
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Male 98
CAPTION: It`s Little Miss Sunshine 2...All Grown Up!!!
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Male 110
This pic is so obvious. None are ROFL material. Check,...check,....is this thing on.
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Male 365
^^YOU STOP!!!
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Male 98
CAPTION: "I smell coffee...and fish..."
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Male 98
CAPTION: "Um I think i just turned gay."
"Me to lets go back to my place."
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Male 98
CAPTION: It`s performance art!
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Male 98
ok nvrmind im not done yet
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Male 98
ok now im thoroughly ashamed of myself im going to stop now.
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Male 98
CAPTION: "I still just miss Heath Ledger :("
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Male 98
CAPTION: "I`m still just trying to pay for college..."
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Male 98
CAPTION: "No No it`s ok i just got a collagen injection in my va jay jay."
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Male 98
Ok so i am pretty sure that i am going to go to hell for this but...
CAPTION: It was great to see that Terri Schaivo was back in the game...
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Male 98
CAPTION: "Happy birthday Mr. President..."
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Male 98
CAPTION: "Cream and sugar?"
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Male 98
CAPTION: "Now get over here and drink my crotch coffee!!!"
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Male 14
Caption:Girl:"need some milk with that coffee"
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Male 98
CAPTION: "I can`t believe I was finally going to lose my virginity and now my lil buddy has third degree burns..."
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Male 98
CAPTION: "OK, Ok. now hit me."
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Male 98
CAPTION: "I knew i should`ve just gotten starbucks and went back to my room and beat it to some internet porn..."
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Male 98
CAPTION: "Umm...check please?"
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Male 98
CAPTION: "OMG!!! I`m finally getting...HARD(or chub...whichever ones funnier)!!!!"
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Male 17
CAPTION: Man sitting: Ya BABY YA. Man standing: OMG BOOBS!
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Female 1
CAPTION: The lady with 3 hairy nipples.
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Male 98
CAPTION: "Mrs. Clinton, this isn`t going to help you in the primarys."
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Male 98
CAPTION: "If you send me to Hollywood I will keep the top on."
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Male 98
CAPTION: "It`s Britney bitch..."
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Male 98
CAPTION: "See I told you that after the surgery you couldn`t even tell that I used to have a penis."
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Male 98
CAPTION: "Weren`t you supposed to come with a donkey? Waiter, my penis wanted decaf!"
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Male 98
CAPTION: The tabacco companys deny it, but this is what happens when you smoke...
truth
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Male 98
CAPTION: MAN SITTING: "Waiter...I`ll give YOU the dollar if you stop pouring coffee on my penis."
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Male 838
Desire... Lust... Heartache... Longing...

Obsession. Calvin Klein.

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Male 656
^^OMG, SOME! AGREES WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^
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Male 365
CAPTION: Shakira`s hips begin to lie.
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Male 365
Next person to use "MOM" in their caption, please go jump off a bridge. Thanks.
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Male 6
CAPTION - "Grad - Class of `76. Much thanks to this infamous photo, Angus` peers never gave him the same respect again, for looking less like he was grimacing over his coffee-covered loins, and more like he was actually enjoying the show."
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Male 1
CAPTION:wow he never knew his mom looked so good in a bikini
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Male 17
CAPTION: "As the butler was seeing silicon that wasn`t actually on the periodic table for the first time, the man with the blue jacket was wondering which is hotter, the burning coffee in his lap, or his own mother stripping for him just like when he was a boy."
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Male 79
CAPTION:

Man at table: Holy this is so hot!
Waiter: No Wait! It MIGHT be a girl!

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Male 16
Caption: And then Fox realized American Stripper was not the best idea for a new reality talent show
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Male 4
Caption: "Randy! Randy! Paula is at it again, Bratz 2 declined her resume!"
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Male 813
CAPTION: The error occurred while processing an element with a general identifier of (CFSET), occupying document position (27:4) to (27:82).
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Male 4
Waiter: I wonder if those will bounce when they hit the ground...
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Male 161
caption:britney`s latest mistake
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Male 208
caption:
woman: is there where i sign up be a model?
butler: when the hell did this company started to accept these kind of people to be models?
Man: i rather take her as a model then get my -AHHH my penis burned every dratin day for the week!!!
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Male 1,365
New Fox T.V. reality show "American Idle"
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Female 1
CAPTION: By Andy`s fourth marriage, he had pretty much given up on bachelor parties.
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Male 103
CAPTION: The reason behind Simon Cowell`s attitude.
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Female 1
CAPTION: "Great, now my penis is just for show."
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Male 11
What happens in Milwaukee, Stays in Milwaukee.
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Male 1
i don`t know about you partner, but i got wood!
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Male 5,970
HOLY poo, 780 COMMENTS AND COUNTING!!!! Fancylad, i have to say, at the beggining i doubted you, but it seems you have really made iab a succesful place, kudos to you!
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Male 101
CAPTION:

Man at Table: I`ll have what she`s having.

Waiter: Cellulite?

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Female 280
Caption:
Waiter-HELP!!!
Man at table-Please Chuck Norris, save us!!!
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Male 1,497
Caption: Man Bakini Testing Zone, Come on in Pabasa.
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Female 818
Britney, please! You`ve driven my butler blind.

(Out of Caption - 52 2girls2cup captions.)

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Female 8
Betting your best friend $100 that he can`t fit into Victoria Secret underwear, is a bet that`s just not worth it.
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Female 9
CAPTION: Human curiosity: you just can`t look away, no matter how scarred you`ll be.
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Male 19
NO! NOT THE BRA!!!
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Male 54
CAPTION: That was excellent Mr. Ferrell! Thank you for auditioning.
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Female 3
"Mother! I told you! Not while i`m at work! When I get home!"
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Female 7
Caption: My my Tim, how you have aged.
Still a Sweet Transvestite I see!

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Male 72
Caption: Give me your wallets or I take it ALL off.
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Female 8
Deja Vu auditions. 50 beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones. We know which role she`s auditioning for. ;)
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Female 8
Simon Cowell new judge on American Stripper.
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Female 8
Some people will do anything to be accepted onto American Idol these days...
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Male 1
CAPTION: Oh god, that guy back there has a camera.
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Male 810
CAPTION: "Where`s fu*king Gordon Freeman when you need him!?"
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Female 1
CAPTION: Father Mulcahy?
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Male 11
Waiter: Excuse me sir, you cant park your convertible in the eating area.
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Female 8
How about: 2 Guys, 1 Cup and a Nasty Stripper
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Male 4
1. You might be a redneck when...

2. Billy knew it was time to leave home when he realized none of his friends had to help their parents with `keeping their relationship alive`.

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Male 45
Caption-
Waiter: Wow, this is really unnacceptable...
Man in seat: You`re tellin me. That thing has been standing there for half an hour and I still cant stop staring.
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Male 229
CAPTION:
Guy1:omg?
Guy2:wtf?
Guy3:...
Guy1 and Guy 2: OMG!? WTF!?
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Male 810
CAPTION:

SheMale: Bet you`ve never seen a woman before, eh!?
Waiter: ..what?

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Male 45
Caption-
Guy in seat: *chokes on part of cigar*
Waiter: "Omg what is that?!"
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Male 810
CAPTION:
I hold on so nervously
To me and my drink
I wish it was cooling me
But so far has not been good
It`s been pooty
And I feel awkward, as I should
This club has got to be
The most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well I am imagining
A dark lit place
Or your place or my place

Well I`m not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you`re standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You`ll probably move right through
Me on my way to you

-- notes lead singer of Finger Eleven

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Male 810
CAPTION: It can be noted, however, that Michael Moore did questionable favors off-camera for interview-ees during his travels across the world in the production of Sicko.
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Male 810
CAPTION: ....it`s still alive....


*Cloverfield Reference, bitchz*

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Male 810
CAPTION: NO THAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU LOOK FAT.
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Male 810
CAPTION: LEAVING LOTS OF POSTS FOR FANCYLAD TO READ MAKES ME GIGGLE
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Male 810
CAPTION:
*Waiter*: STOP IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, I HAVE HOT COFFEE
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Male 2,616
CAPTION: Scalding hot coffee and shady transvestite hookers- just two ways to risk a burning crotch.
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Female 1,697
AHHH my eyes

OHHHH you sexy thing!

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Male 99
Tour Guide: "And on our left here we have the filming of the Sex and the City spin off, `The Real Sarah Jessica Parker`."
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Female 7
Caption:So that`s what they mean by "Get low"....
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Male 98
See this is why i got in to the waitgering business...NOW SAY MY NAME!!!
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Male 10
::caption:: Wait, so those are real?
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Male 14
**Why Kevin has the Kids**
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Male 7
Caption:
"Dad?! So this is what you do as your second job to support our family? Does it make more money than a waiter??"
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Male 98
CAPTION:

"Waiter: mom!?
Woman: Chris!
Man: Honey!?
Woman: Michael!?
Waiter: Dad!?
Man: Chris!?

Man, Waiter, Woman: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? "

(This should put to rest all those "mom!" "dad!" captions for gosh sakes"

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Male 7
CAPTION:
"Dad?!"
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Male 6
Cloverfield 2: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!
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Male 15
CAPTION:
Photographer: Haha! Oh! Gross!
Waiter: ...mom?!
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Male 98
CAPTION: "Unemployment`s a bitch, a very man-like bitch"
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Male 98
CAPTION: "The worlds most `Unhappiest` trail"
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Male 724
CAPTION:
Guy at table: Hey buddy, I think he wants you. =D
Waiter: [[thinking to self]] I`m so lucky.
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Male 98
CAPTION: "Then the waiter noticed that there was nothing `happy` about that trail"
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Male 732
Those mastercard captions are almost as bad as the 2girls1cup captions!
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Male 184
CAPTION::
The newest reality show on Fox; "So You Think You`re A Fat Stripper"
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Male 10
Man: Can you believe she was only 30 bucks?
Waiter: What else will she do?
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Male 78
Caption:
"My god sir, shes....shes... LACTATING!!"
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Male 10
Waiter: "I never thought my gym teacher would find me here. I knew I should`ve gotten a restraining order on Mr. Riddell."
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Male 140
CAPTION: LOL, Dude does NOT look like a lady!
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Male 6
CAPTION Butler: "oh god i think we should give her the iab t-shirt"
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Male 6
Butler: "oh god i think we should give her the iab t-shirt"
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Female 199
CAPTION Waiter: AKappy!?
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Male 1
american idol: uncensored, uncut & undesirable
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Male 10
Waiter: Dad?
Guy at the table: Tell your dad to pretend he`s a dragon.
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Male 799
CAPTION: Dad?
::or::
CAPTION: Uncle Dave! You`re out of prison!
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Female 1
Mama Dances good, huh!
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Male 217
CAPTION
Coffee stain on pants: $60
Lung Transplant later in life: $100,000
Tricking your waiter into watching a cross-dressing man reveal his man-boobs: Priceless
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Female 199
CAPTION Waiter: ...Dad!?
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Male 217
Coffee stain on pants: $60
Lung Transplant later in life: $100,000
Tricking your waiter into watching a cross-dressing man reveal his man-boobs: Priceless
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Male 564
Gets you wondering though..
Fancylad, where do you get these pictures? Are they from your own album or googled?
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Male 564
29 pages... holy... s.h.i.t.
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Male 140
Butler: IT`S A FEMBOT!
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Female 5
Caption
Life is cheaper on drugs.
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Female 5
Caption
Life is cheaper through on drugs.
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Female 5
Caption
Whenever I`m alone with you. You make me feel like I am whole again.
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Female 1,306
CAPTION:

man at desk: okay, you dont look ANYTHING like that picture you posted on myfreeimplants.com!

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Female 5
Caption
The day my parents met was like magic.
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Female 1,306
CAPTION:

American Idol: Houston.

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Male 326
CAPTION:"i didn`t know your mother was in the porn industries?"
"neither did I..."
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Female 4
CAPTION
why they screen ``so u think you can dance`` auditions
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Male 743
CAPTION:"How Richard Simmons was born."
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Male 1,725
CAPTION:Waiter:Wow, shes a looker. A real hottie!
Man:umm..sorry for interupting, but there is scolding coffee in my lap, and its strange, because it makes me want her more!
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Female 4
CAPTION
fancylady: now i am only going to pose once, do u hear me? i dont know why we couldnt get one of the others to do this..
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Female 368
there is no way to describe this monstrocity
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Male 6
CAPTION: Man Sitting... Ewwww Its A Man. Coffee It Burns, But Its An Instant Boner Be Gone.
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Male 47
Caption:

Are you REALLY Kylie as I`m not quite Sure???

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Male 1,725
CAPTION:Woman:so, whose next for me and my whipping?
Waiter:Oh, im sorry, I`ll be busy. I have to go call the hospital, because i believe someone just got shot...Over there.
Man:That just leaves you and me girl!
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Female 1,407
CAPTION:
Waiter:I cannot believe that`s not butter!
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Male 5
CAPTION:
Madonna`s X-Factor comeback didn`t go quite as planned...
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Male 47
CAPTION:
(Out of Shot) CUT CUT CUT, I know this is a Fan Version of Star Wars but JABBA WAS NEVER AT THE CANTINA!!!!!
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Male 6
CAPTION: Britians Best New Gameshow British Idol Stripper Series. New Season Starts After Cross Dresser Survivor.
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Female 4
iab`s fouth annual ``make a picture for the caption contest`` contest. first to enter were brittany spears, trying to make a little cash on the side, and ryan seacrest, trying desperately at any costs to prove hes not gay
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Male 1
Q:You know whats gross? A:Whats going to flop out when she takes her top off.... Q: You know whats grosser then gross? A: What flops out when she takes her bottom off..
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Male 84
Proof as seen here in Las Vegas. Hillary will do anything to get a vote.
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Female 15
CAPTION:: The waiter sees his sister, the gentleman smoking pot sees a smokin blonde.
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Male 84
Wow that really should be illegal!
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Male 84
OMG I will never sleep again!!!
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Male 84
Even her mom thinks she is ugly
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Male 84
Introducing American Cross-dresser....Thanks to the writers strike we are now inundated with even more JUNK reality T.V.
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Male 84
Introducing the all new American Stripper.Tuesday`s this fall after American Idol.
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Male 822
CAPTION:

*Meanwhile at the Britney Spears LOOK-A-LIKE auditions*

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Male 84
Thanks to the writers strike we are now inundated with even more JUNK reality T.V.
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Female 4
CAPTION
woman taking off clothes: yall im doin this for my kids kaay.. damn k-fed doesnt know what hes talkin bout...

gimme gimme!! mooore gimme mooore gimme gimmee more

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Male 106
CAPTION: Jimmy`s boss has a good laugh as Jimmy is suddenly and unfortunately reunited with his mom.
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Male 32
CAPTION: Man in chair "Oh God I hope they`re real." Server "I`m gonna need to keep this towel."
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Male 12
CAPTION:
After one night with that, that coffee isn`t going to be the only thing burning in his pants.
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Female 2,064
This`ll have some FUNNY captions. =D
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Female 23
CAPTION:
Pimp(man at table): Babe, you`re exactly what we`re looking for.
Waiter: MOM?!? Not again!!!
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Female 89
CAPTION: Yes K-Fed, you really were that smashed.
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Male 8
CAPTION: It seemed as though Helga would never find her true calling; that is, until Nigel discovered the world`s first spokeswoman for his newly developed anti-erection drug.
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Male 198
Caption: fancy lads high school reunion.

Fancy lad: mrs.Wilkims what are you doing?...(screams)

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Male 4
Come on Ma!!! Why do you always do this in front of my boyfriends??
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Female 89
Caption: It`s Britney at the VMAs!
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Female 19
CAPTION: He wore an eensy, weensy, teensy, weensy, pink polka-dotted leopard print bikini....
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Male 151
caption: Somethings are better left unsaid.
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Male 18
CAPTION : I think I just threw up in my mouth
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Male 18
I think I just threw up in my mouth
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Male 2,121
CAPTION:"Is that a coffee stain or are you just pleased to see me?"
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Male 1
CAPTION:
For everything else, there`s Mastercard.
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Male 34
CAPTION: Joe was so pleased with his 10 dollar whore that he hardly noticed the waiter pouring hot coffee onto his groin.
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Male 13
Caption:

Simon: I am tired of telling everyone..This is a SINGING competition...that is an absolute no...
Randy: That`s just wrong dog..
Paula: I do like you..but I have to pass..

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Male 394
Caption: 90`s- Black Hole sun, won`t you come? Take away the pain... Black hole sun, won`t you come? Won`t you (for the love of Jesus) come.
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Male 217
lol
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Male 4,431
CAPTION: William Shatner`s Star Trek-themed porn audition crash lands before it even really gets started.
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Male 10
Customer: I say, there`s hot liquid all over my lap.
Waiter: It`s mutual, sir.
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Male 394
Caption: "IT HURTS SO GOOD"
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Female 114
CAPTION:

Waiter: (thinking to himself)"... so that`s what you`d look like..."

Customer: "Snap out of it dude! You`re burning my crotch!"

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Male 2
CAPTION "Mommm?"
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Male 2
CAPTION "Is that J. Edgar...?" "Yes, yes it is, go slow baby go slow1"
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Male 394
CAPTION: "See I told you man! Your dad is alive and makin` good money!"
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Male 209
Caption: Oh my goodness! How embarrassing, My shirt is untucked.
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Male 2
Caption: "Moving west in search of your real parents; $12,000. Finding a job as a personal waiter; $25/hr. Seeing your "father" at work; Priceless."
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Male 3
---CAPTION---- (man sitting) I guess I should have said "I want a transvestite stripper" WITH sarcasm
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Male 260
CAPTION: When i said "show us what you got" i dident mean it like this
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Male 8
CAPTION: Rod Stewart loved Madonna`s strip-tease
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Male 901
CAPTION: Waiter`s rule #31: Never ever spill coffee in your customer`s lap. Ever.
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Male 3
I asked for decaf dammit!
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Male 44
CAPTION `Phew, thanks!....I needed SOMETHING to get the blood flowing down there!`
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Male 260
CAPTION: Mc Donalds, i`m loving it.
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Male 101
CAPTION: After lower ratings than usual, American Idol takes a dramatic turn for the worse
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Male 260
CAPTION: Jury`s, now you know why there always pricks.
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Male 260
CAPTION: Got milk?
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Male 260
CAPTION: The thigns you have to do to get on "Extreme Makeover" thees days.
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Male 39
**CAPTION**
Man at Desk: Oh, yes, I`m giving you a raise!
Waiter: I think she did, sir.
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Male 34
CAPTION: Butler-"Dad?"
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Male 88
Caption: Bret micheals is at the ripe old age of 67 and is girls are still strippers and now have the same age!
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Male 788
Caption: Screw Free Boob jobs, Where is the charity for free lypo?
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Male 34
CAPTION: And you thought I looked bad with my clothes on.
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Male 8
CAPTION: BRITTANY SPEARS STRIPS IN PUBLIC RESTAURANT!
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Male 307
Caption: What has been seen...cannot be Un-seen.
Waiter:Mommy?!?
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Male 56
CAPTION:
Woman: Look what trimspa did for me.
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Female 1
CAPTION: Damn girl! I thought you were kidding!
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Male 2
CAPTION: It`s a good thing he is pouring this coffee on me, because you definitly aren`t doing it for me!
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Female 25
CAPTION: "Dammit mama i told you to wait until we got home!"
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Male 97
or CAPTION:
para mis amigos mexicanos.

"I ordered the beef taco, not the bean burrito!"

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Male 23
Caption: Excuse Mrs. Spears, but don`t you think your daughters are tragic enough?
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Male 1
Waitor:Mom?

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Female 2
caption: Rock Of Love Season 6
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Male 97
CAPTION:

I ordered the roast beef, not the smoked sausage!

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Male 119
CAPTION: You boys get ready to some of nanny`s nooks and crannies.
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Male 3
CAPTION:
Man Sitting: Waiter, take this back, I didn`t order the New York Strip.
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Male 21
Holy Crap, Pour it in my eyes.
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Male 3
-guy in blue shirt-

YOOOOOOOOOO BBBAAAAABBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!


-waiter-

Dad?

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Male 39
CAPTION:Mom!?
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Female 50
CAPTION: "You paid how much??!!"
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Male 3
CAPTION: Baffled by her stupidity, the men looked on, entranced by the poor woman`s attempt to open a non-existent rear clasp.
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Female 50
CAPTION: Even Simon Cowell was lost for words on this one......
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Female 406
...Personally, I find this funnier without words xD
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Female 50
CAPTION:

waiter-"Put your clothes back on David!!"

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Male 18
CAPTION: guy "Why is your chest so hairy?"
woman "i`m a man! i`ll prove it to you after i take of this bra"
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Female 36
CAPTION: Day three of the custody hearing and Britney resorts to desperate measures
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Male 18
CAPTION: Waiter "Is that Britney Spears?"
Guy "No that`s her male look-a-like"
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Male 350
CAPTION "She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
thighs like what? What? What?
All night long
Let me see that tho-o-o-ong oooo yeah, that thong thong thong thong thong"
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Male 656
HAHAHA i think im out of ideas now for birng captions

and now that we are over 600 i wish the best of luck to every1

Including Pabasa cuz its supposedly his week to win it

GOOD LUCKYNESS!!!!!!

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Male 656
*Caption*

This Is A caption..........

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Male 656
*Caption*

What does a fat hilary clinton and a Vending machine both say...Insert Bill Here

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Male 656
*caption*

l337 n00b hax Man

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Male 37
CAPTION:

Lady: ...And thats why I should be in 2 girls 1 cup!
Guy in Chair: That`s great! <chuckles> NEXT!

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Male 18
CAPTION: "That`s the worst singing I`ve ever heard! And taking your bra off doesn`t make it any better!"
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Male 57
CAPTION
waiter: woah what the F
guy at table: fat chicks FTW!
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Male 18
CAPTION: "OH GOD!! MOM??"
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Male 84
CAPTION: Next on VH1 "when rock stars turn 65"
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Male 199
Caption: This medical marijuana`s high sucks!
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Male 656
*Caption*

If you Actually did this, Why would you let any1 take a picture?

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Male 656
*Caption*

Man to waiter- You might now be as GAy as that, but da__it your trying!!!

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Female 90
CAPTION: American Idol 20 years from now
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Female 1
CAPTION- Rock of Love 19
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Female 406
Caption:
Diner: Owwww, that`s hot!
Waiter: I thought I was the only one who thought that!
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Female 36
CAPTION: On second thoughts I preferred the hot wax.
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Male 214
CAPTION: "mother?!"
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Female 45
Caption
Butler: Why doesn`t he let ME do that for him anymore? T_T
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Male 1,590
CAPTION: "CHECK, PLEASE!"
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Male 656
Ok how many people are gonna post the same thing

And I quote"Mom?,Dad?,Grandma?,Sis,?

It was taken already, think of a new caption

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Male 1,590
CAPTION: Whoever said Hillary Clinton would do anything to get elected wasn`t kidding.
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Male 38
Caption: have you ever had a fatty with your skatty *pun for skeet*
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Male 1
CAPTION: The Waiter simply could not believe how far she could squirt her breast milk.
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Female 738
CAPTION: Mom?
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Female 101
Waiter: This is SOO not worth the $14.50 an hour!
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Male 428
CAPTION: Sorry lady, this is American Idol..not America`s Biggest Loser
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Male 3
CAPTION: "You can stop now Mr. Clinton, I`ve already decided on Obama."
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Male 988
Quote: Jeeves the Butler was used to embarrassment from his mother, but this was a whole new thing.
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Male 95
CAPTION----------------- Director Steven Spielberg was distracted from the burning sensation during the auditions for `Babe 3: Pig In Space,`as he seemed to have found the lead role... -----------------CAPTION
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Male 13
Sorry
I mean
CAPTION: Ever have a morning like this? Call Alcoholics Anonymous.
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Male 2,486
CAPTION:
Specificity always counts, be sure to tell the waiter what type of sugar you wanted.
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Male 13
CAPTION: Ever had a morning like this? Call Al-Anon.
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Male 13
CAPTION: And the #1 Reason not to drink at a Republican party...
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Male 4
CAPTION: "And for my next party trick"
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Male 72
CAPTION: The Axe effect at it`s best!
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Male 138
CAPTION: What is Love??? Baby don`t hurt me...Don`t hurt me...No more.
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Male 13
CAPTION
"Take a good look son... Someday all of this will be yours"
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Male 30
CAPTION: Even worse- Waiter: Dad?
but seriously- isn`t that the guy from Rock of Love at the table?
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Female 35
CAPTION: The auditions for next season`s Rock of Love just kept going downhill.
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Male 13
CAPTION
"Butler! Remind me why I love blind dates..."
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Female 1
FIREBLUR:
Caption: "Are You Smarter Than A Transvestite?" Coming this Summer, on Fox!


LMAO HE HE HE

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Female 576
CAPTION: ARGHHH the PAIN..pain? pshh wait till she has NO clothes on
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Female 175
Caption:
The new waiter was surprised when he found out the restuarant let people smoke weed.But he was shocked that their stripper Jenna was really a man.
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Male 95
CAPTION: So whaddya think a mah sister??
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Male 95
Caption: And your coffee sir... Holy Crap! Mrs. Clinton! That won`t get my vote!
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Male 21
CAPTION: sir, you do realize that is your aunt mitzy?
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Female 239
Caption:
Actual footage from the third annual Coutney Love impersonator contest
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Female 1,397
CAPTION:
waiter: And i just turned gay
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Male 1,837
caption:waiter: yeah...we might be here for a while batman.
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Male 110
CAPTION: When I said that I like the older Bush,....oh, never mind.
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Male 26
CAPTION: No matter how many times he watched "Shallow Hal" this bird was still an ugly duckling!
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Male 320
CAPTION: Hey you remember my sister
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Male 26
CAPTION: I asked for "Jack The Ripper" not a "Back Fat Stripper"
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Male 110
CAPTION: Vince Neil: HA! I love watchin` women do animals. Bring out the hairy beast!
Waiter: This is the hairy beast
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Female 15
COMMENT: "And now for our Number 1, Hall of Shamer, of all time.....here on Blind Date. Geez even I don`t think I can watch..."
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Female 353
DO NOT WANT!
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Male 16
CAPTION Man at Table, "Don`t bother Mrs. Doubtfire, You got the job." <to waiter> " I said, " Wow! SHE makes me hot!"
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Male 110
CAPTION: 2 floppy C cups, 1.5 girl.
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Female 51
CAPTION: Sexaholics Rehab....We`ll MAKE you wanna quit!
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Female 51
CAPTION: How to end the writers strike.....
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Male 123
RICHARD SIMMIONS!?
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Female 1
Caption: Mom? I didn`t know you ever wanted to a pornstar, nor did I want too... Coffee??
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Male 160
Caption: It took them 3 seconds to realise she was a man, it took them 30 years to get rid of the image
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Female 51
CAPTION: Hilary Clinton`s new campaign strategy, didn`t turn out quite as expected. All of her prospective voters wound up in the hospital on election day.
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Male 7
Caption: Both men: Oh god no!!!
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Male 110
CAPTION: OH MY GOD! What IS that THING?!
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Male 110
CAPTION: Someone`s in dire need of a bikini waxin`.
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Female 239
Caption:
Miley Cyrus five years from now.
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Male 4,393
CAPTION: boss: oh, you touch my tralala, mmm... my ding ding dong....
Waiter- WTF!!!???!!!!
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Male 116
caption: "Brett Michael`s Rock of Love 63, will he ever find that perfect someone?"
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Male 110
CAPTION: Some watch in hysteria, some watch in horror, as Gross Gretchen dances to the top selling single `Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me`. Fox Local News. Back to you in the studio.
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Male 275
i barfed in my mouth a little thanx IAB
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Male 3
CAPTION:

Guy: Well now they sure lowered thier standards here, eh?
Waiter: Yeah (looks at `woman`) DAD!??!??

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Male 1,064
caption:think happy thoughts...think happy thoughts....
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Male 15
CAPTION: Man at desk: take a good look boy, someday, you`ll have woman undressing for you just like me

Waiter: MOM!?!?!?

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Female 322
CAPTION: "I never thought I`d regret anything more than watching Meat Spin, but...there it is."
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Male 3
CAPTION: I`m the Dog, the big bad dog...the bounty hunter.
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Male 3
Guy: Well now they sure lowered thier standards here, eh?
Waiter: Yeah (looks at `woman`) DAD!??!??
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Male 1,053
Theirs to many "mother?" ones about its getting old
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Male 8
Caption: Butler: "Grandma i thought you only did public shows"
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Male 12
Waiter: Mother!?.. What are you doing here?
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Male 197
Caption: "Are You Smarter Than A Transvestite?" Coming this Summer, on Fox!
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Male 23
Caption:
Stripper: Do I make you horny?
Man: Yeah Baby
Butler: OMG!!! DaD WTF!?! 0.o
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Male 260
CAPTION:
BAD GRADES.
My mom said she`d take care of it.
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Male 1,053
CAPTION:


Cigar: £5
buttler: £100
My dream fettish: Priceless

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Male 686
CAPTION: Waiter- "please be stuffed, please be stuffed, please be..." Guy- "What are you talking about? She`s flat-chested!" Waiter- "I wasn`t talking about her chest."
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Male 1,623
CAPTION:
Fancylad`s weekend.
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Male 110