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Category: Weird
Date: 01/16/08 12:55 AM

84 Responses to Human Bert [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    January 15, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    Link: Human Bert - Human Bert is going to haunt your soul.
  2. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5444 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 12:58 am
    omg! lmao top way to not get a woman.. bwahaha and first!
  3. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 12:59 am
    O_________O
    *is at a loss for words*
  4. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 1:02 am
    Oh wow, let the mindless insults BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!

    hmm i would totally be first on that cept im braindead rightnow and i cant think of anything good.

    darn
    oh well, you people should take my place

  5. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 1:19 am
    Be afraid... be very afraid...
  6. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
    267 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 1:20 am
    HIDE THE KIDS AND LOCK YOUR DOORS!
  7. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
    267 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 1:20 am
    P.s. TK 4 life!
  8. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 1:27 am
    That is disturbing on so many levels...
    I`m gonna have nightmare for weeks...
  9. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 1:36 am
    Btw...
    Is that Tom Cruise behind all that make-up?
  10. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 1:51 am
    Hey! How did you get that picture of me!
  11. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 1:57 am
    wow... if that isn`t a child molester, i don`t know what is
  12. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 2:00 am
    He looks like Pennywise with liver failure....


  13. Profile photo of PostModsleaz
    PostModsleaz Male 18-29
    50 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 2:01 am
    I now know what I shall be next Halloween.
  14. Profile photo of goldigger
    goldigger Female 18-29
    8 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 2:01 am
    lol why would u do that to yourself?!?!?!
    (and what does TK mean??)
  15. Profile photo of GloryTo
    GloryTo Female 18-29
    83 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 2:24 am
    Hahahaha.

    The last of my childhood memories have been sullied. Thank you, I-Am-Bored.Com!

  16. Profile photo of lucid_wizard
    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
    308 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 2:26 am
    what in the heck in `tk`
  17. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
    267 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 2:32 am
    Yeah human Bert is creepy and Pennywise still scares me but I think it guy tops them all.

  18. Profile photo of maba123
    maba123 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 2:42 am
    thanks for the nightmares
  19. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 3:20 am
    Looks like the guy from Sin City... wearing a red nose.
  20. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 3:24 am
    he`s kinda cute.
  21. Profile photo of notpluggedin
    notpluggedin Female 60-69
    262 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 3:44 am
    Why? Why post this?
  22. Profile photo of bloostarfish
    bloostarfish Female 18-29
    326 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 5:29 am
    i`ll remember you all in my psychiatrist sessions...
  23. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 5:54 am
    I don`t see what Ernie sees in him anyway. He looks like a yellow-pigmented FREAK!
  24. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 5:55 am

  25. Profile photo of Karen_Lumb
    Karen_Lumb Female 13-17
    28 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 5:56 am
    When I saw that picture I couldn`t acturally speak out of shock. Clowns have always freacked me out, but that was taking it to a new level of weridness. Looks so much like a serial killer.
  26. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 6:21 am
    Makes me want to create a muppet version of me-self, you know, with no pants on.
  27. Profile photo of djjeffmaddox
    djjeffmaddox Male 18-29
    191 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 6:41 am
    That costume is ok, I guess...
  28. Profile photo of IMGAY4REALZ
    IMGAY4REALZ Male 18-29
    80 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 7:50 am
    Eh, lame. I would be rattled if they found a guy who had a head that matched the exact dimensions of Bert.
  29. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 7:55 am
    LMFAO!!!!!!!! Mani-Jac is now my hero. That is so effing priceless.

    But yeah, this guy is terrifying. I kind of want to cry a little.

  30. Profile photo of WooblyBoo
    WooblyBoo Female 18-29
    29 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 8:49 am
    can someone please say what tk means
  31. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 9:20 am
    Am I the only one here who kinda thinks that actually pretty cool?

    Now just picture the thinly-veiled homosexual love affair between him and Ernie just like that.

  32. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 9:22 am
    The background is really weird. Where the drat is he, a mental hospital?
  33. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 9:24 am
    Oh, and according to someone else`s comment on another post, "tk" is an editing term for "to come."
  34. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 9:32 am
    BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    LOLLLLLLL.

    Looks like Jim Carrey. O.O

  35. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 9:59 am
    Very clever, but you can tell he`s not very fond of Bert. Otherwise he`d have made himself up to look more muppetlike and less clownlike, no? Definitely soul-hauting, I`d say.
  36. Profile photo of lucid_wizard
    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
    308 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 9:59 am
    ^^finally, thankyou.
  37. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 11:51 am
    Jesus Christ that`s creepy!
  38. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    :(
  39. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    ...
  40. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    rofl EstiloPanama XD
  41. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    Well done.
  42. Profile photo of Toribor
    Toribor Male 18-29
    133 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    *vomits*
  43. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    now im scarred
  44. Profile photo of Crystal949
    Crystal949 Female 13-17
    246 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    omg that is really freaky. next we`ll see an elmo one O_O
  45. Profile photo of samurai1131
    samurai1131 Male 13-17
    8 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    it`s just a little disturbing.... .*shudders*....
  46. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    lol!

    by the way, tk means team kill.

  47. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    that`s just creepy.
  48. Profile photo of diegotx
    diegotx Male 18-29
    239 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    Disgusting
  49. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    lol! sweet
  50. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    I had many nightmares about Bert when i was young...
  51. Profile photo of libi2
    libi2 Female 18-29
    31 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    But.. where`s Ernie?
  52. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    Herpes...sometimes it`s worth it.
  53. Profile photo of robbery525
    robbery525 Male 13-17
    329 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    wtf hahaha
  54. Profile photo of gorgokid333
    gorgokid333 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    i didnt think it was possible to think something is funny and scary as hell at the same time!
  55. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    thought it said human bart o well got someone yellow anyway
  56. Profile photo of jamzzz
    jamzzz Female 18-29
    179 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    I wish he didn`t always look so grumpy.
  57. Profile photo of ladynerd
    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    Well if the Bert puppet is ever destroyed they now have a back up.
  58. Profile photo of TheWyvern
    TheWyvern Female 18-29
    81 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    the first thing i look for in a man: must look like Bert ( i found him!)
  59. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    Thats some freaky looken Bert
  60. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    Jim Carrey is branching out. First the Grinch, now Bert.
  61. Profile photo of purplravioli
    purplravioli Female 13-17
    101 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 9:29 pm
    woooooow
  62. Profile photo of H3_SIX
    H3_SIX Female 18-29
    81 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    That`s Hot.
  63. Profile photo of minjofu
    minjofu Female 18-29
    360 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 10:24 pm
    I dunno.. That`s actually pretty good.. It`s a little startling how close to the original he looks.. but how do you know that this guy isn`t who Bert was modeled after?? It`s a chicken/egg sort of thing..
  64. Profile photo of lady_luck05
    lady_luck05 Female 18-29
    116 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    Hahaha, that`s really disturbing. I`ll never look at Bert the same again lol.
  65. Profile photo of
    kingdante87
    141 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 11:37 pm
    Oh my, that was creepie.
  66. Profile photo of thatwasCRAP
    thatwasCRAP Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 17, 2008 at 2:11 am
    bert was an arsehole, ernie was the guy i always wanted to be when i was 5, laid back, chilled, down to earth, he probably did smack though
  67. Profile photo of seanromm2151
    seanromm2151 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    January 17, 2008 at 4:48 am
    My eyes melted off my face
  68. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    January 17, 2008 at 6:28 am
    i dont get it =S
  69. Profile photo of Emmynemm
    Emmynemm Female 13-17
    1 post
    January 17, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    Kinda reminds me of that scary clown IT.
  70. Profile photo of rach27
    rach27 Female 13-17
    26 posts
    January 17, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    Yeah that`s a waste of a life.

    I first thought bert mccraken but to no avail

  71. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    January 17, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    He wants to kll me.
  72. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    January 17, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    seasme street will never be the same again....
  73. Profile photo of tails-tails
    tails-tails Male 13-17
    122 posts
    January 18, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    Hes probly hideing a knife and liqure he seems hes about to shank you and do creepy stuff with your dead body like hide it in scary places or rip the skin off of it for food *Shutter*s
  74. Profile photo of theasianlady
    theasianlady Female 18-29
    111 posts
    January 19, 2008 at 9:42 am
    Hahahaha. That`s terribly disturbing ...
  75. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    heeeello nightmares
  76. Profile photo of datubaman198
    datubaman198 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    PedoBert.
  77. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:55 am
    WHAHAHAHAHA thats awesome!
  78. Profile photo of bikergirl
    bikergirl Female 18-29
    103 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:30 am
    just plain wrong!
  79. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 6:55 am
    BAHAHHAHAHAHAH YEAH MAN! YEAH!
  80. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 9:09 am
    The Yellow Bastard from Sin City anyone?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5UQtmqzf...
  81. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 9:17 am
    wow, gross
  82. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    ohh shait
  83. Profile photo of french88
    french88 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    ok now that just makes pennywise look like raggidy andy lol fresh nightmares
  84. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    jesus christ that scared the poo out of me.

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