How to Make a Superior Paper Airplane

Submitted by: LucaStefan 9 years ago in Misc

Revolutionary Long-Distance Paper Plane ! - More bloopers are a click away
How to make a long-distance Paper Airplane. This plane, when done well, will fly about 55 feet (17 meters) easily.
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Male 1,222
Just volumed it up, minimized the window and listended to some jazz, and a classical theme. Came back and got a paper airplane
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Female 101
i`m too a.d.d. for this.
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Male 1,287
JESUS dratING CHRIST I WANNA STRANGLE THE BASTARD. I am not a patient man, but I think that video could make Gandhi even want to beat this dumbass`s um, ass.

And what was up with that music? I like blues and I like classical, but dammit keep your chocolate outta my peanutbutter, bitch. Who needs that kind of aural whiplash. I`m, oh drat-all...I`m out of gin. I want a big drating tom collins after watching this crap and I can`t make it.

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Male 110
Europeans say "learnt", North Americans say "learned". Anyways, those of you that don`t get it are, yessssss, RETARDS. Good music.
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Male 10,440
11 minutes? pfff....
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Male 2,781
I USED TO WORK WITH ORIGAMI A LOT AND I`VE MADE A SIMILAR VERSION AS THAT ONE BUT WAAAAAY BETTER! I USED TO WIN PAPER AIRPLANE MAKING CONTESTS ALL THE TIME WITH IT. I CALLED IT THE MANTA RAY BECAUSE IT KINDA LOOKED LIKE ONE.
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Male 1
I made these forty years ago. It doesn`t take that long. They fly good but superior? Hardly. I created my own design that is circular, easier to make and flies equally well. It`s not rocket science after all.
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Female 429
I started to make it.
Then at 3.40 he totally lost me.

ANNOYING.

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then he put those pointy flap things over the other side?
me too.
x

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Male 580
So boring. So....boring....zzzz
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Female 14
i tryed but i couldnt do it .. guess iv got loads of time to waste ..
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Male 588
This plane may fly good only if it made incredibly well. Since it`s nearly impossible, usual dart-like plane that made in 7 folds in about 15 seconds is still the best.
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Male 180
i thought it would be something i cook up in skool in about 30 seconds to cause havoc everywhere. But now i have to make them BEFORE school.
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Female 20
I like the one. LOl
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Male 96
that thing wont fly!
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Male 131
This is old. And 11 minutes to make a plane that takes less than 2 minutes. == This guy is seriously retarded. It didn`t even show flight.
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Male 646
What an anti-climax.
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Female 3
Ive been making this exact plane for years....the gramps taught it to me when i was young. I did watch the whole to see if they were the same and yea it was boring and long but you can seriously make the plan in under 5 mins and it does fly pretty awesome
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Female 5
"poo"
"drat this"
wtf!?!!? lol
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Female 5
i was about to make it....saw hat he was using a protractor and pencil and poo and was like "drat this" lol
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Female 831
I`m not going to do origami for 11:38 minutes.
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Male 59
took him far to long to make it and the music was irritating plus the way he showed every fold he did four times pissed me off even more
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Male 199
"you are thinking too hard if your using anything exept a piece of paper to make a paper airplane"-Gadget522

that`s EXACTLY what I thought as soon as I saw the protractor

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Male 120
I make these all the time, they`re awsome stunt planes! I`ll post a more simple vid on youtube tommorrow.
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Female 191
This is the same paper airplane,but with written instructions.
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Male 553
its a paper airplane i wouldnt spend 11+ minutes making something that will crumple up when someone tramples on it
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Male 1,289
the sad part is, is that I already know how to make this...
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Male 17
This video just made me more bored. Was is REALLY neccessary to use a pen to flatten it ever two seconds?? I was making it as the video was playing but i had to wait a freakin hour as he flattened every edge corner with a pen, when he could have just done it with his fingers. Then i just trashed my paper airplane and threw it at the compuer screen. ^-^
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Male 406
I`m dumb. I`ve been working with paper for 22 years, I`m in printing, and I couldn`t do it. The GREAT blues was too damn distracting.
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Female 2,064
Thanks, DeadlyLegion.
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Male 666
I can make a wad of paper fly 17 meters.
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Male 192
That is kinda lame using rulers. But this really is the best paper airoplane, i learnt hw to make it when i was seven, so all you people who find it complicated my 7 year old self just laughed at you in the past.
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Male 350
I dont care how long this flys, it takes 10 times the flight time to make the stupid thing, and if this music is going to play while I make it drat that right in the mouth
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Female 150
That was an f-ing waste of time. I watched the whole f-ing thing, followed it step by step, being super-accurate with my fold. I throw the damn thing, and it falls faster than any 20-second airplane I`ve ever made. Dear lord...
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Male 64
What the drat is this guy`s problem? First from using his "flattening stick" instead of his fingers to his constant fidgeting of his fingers in the folds like he was fingering a woman, which was creepy.
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Female 1,564
i know how to make one that uses the first 7 steps, then you cut the top from the point to tuck them into the little folds...then you fold the ends for some snazzy tail fins and, wahlah! if you have enough space, that thing will loop around you and comeback
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Male 2,160
i´ll stick to standard planes,theyre only good for throwing at people anyways.
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Female 965
Same, Willowpuff. Too confusing.
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Male 300
Didn`t make it a full minute.

My guess is he`s an engineering student or something.

ZZzzzzzzzzzzz

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Female 2,220
I started to make it.
Then at 3.40 he totally lost me.

ANNOYING.

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Female 691
i made one,
flew it,
and it hit one of my neighbours peacocks.
oops.
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Male 651
i watched it for about 2 minutes, got bored and then kept watching cos i loved the music.
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Male 2,159
Far too long. They didn`t even bloody throw it!

I often wonder why people think to devise such things. Alas, it has been proven time and again on this site that some people have way too much time on their hands.

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Female 62
Yawn, I wanted to see it fly.
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Male 452
There you go, it will be alot faster if you just use this website, they have it all drawn out with explanations & stuff:
http://www.zurqui.com/crinfocus/paper/pr...
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Male 203
It`s useful AND it has awesome music... I thought I would never see the day.
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Male 287
You can find instructions at any good airplane making site on google...instead of watching an 11 minute video.
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Male 72
i literally clicked play.. then immediately decided to post a comment on how boring that was. i mean, i didnt even give it a chance, it was that worthless..
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Male 1,142
that was like watching a retard using a computer. not a normal average retard either the kind that makes average retards look smart. i can make a paper airplane in about 1 minute that will fly far and in a straight line. it takes a hole minute cause i have to take my time making sure is symmetrical. if its off a little it will want to curve or flip. sometimes you want it to curve or flip cause going in a straight line is boring unless you are making it to throw at people.

the way i feel win i see someone who is unskilled fold paper is the way the people who care about grammar and spelling feel win they read anything i type.

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Male 158
lame and confusing. wtf. one of if not the worst clip ever posted
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Male 686
has anyone actually managed to watch this all the way through?
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Male 117
LAME
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Male 32
this airplane is pretty amazing. As long as you do the tail right, otherwise it will just do loops.
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Female 1,412
a more interesting way of executing the video would have spiced it up making it less boring. cause the sucky music and longness zapped anything inside me that would want to make a paper plane. lol
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Male 397
wtf is with the little flattening stick? what, too good to use fingers like the rest of us peons? huh? doesn`t even show it flying.
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Male 602
^^or a piece of paper, 5 folds and a mini model rocket engine
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Male 1,348
After all that they don`t even show it flying. For all we know its a load of crap.
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Female 179
all you need in a sheet of paper, 5 folds, and a good arm.
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Male 480
11 minutes making an airplane?? holy crap
this guy is seriously slow
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Female 155
I lost my attention span after the one minute mark.
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Male 216
you are thinking too hard if your using anything exept a piece of paper to make a paper airplane
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Male 20
Link: How to Make a Superior Paper Airplane [Rate Link] - How to make a long-distance Paper Airplane. This plane, when done well, will fly about 55 feet (17 meters) easily.
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