Goth Barbie

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in Funny
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What every little self-hating miscreant wanted for Christmas.
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Female 257
more like emo barbie...goths dont cut themselves
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Female 22
wow. that was scary.
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Male 4
lol funny but some not true and pretty steriotipical =[ they should think before they act lol
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Female 5
man... i want a goth barby!
so i can grow up just like her!!
hhahaha. bondage master and masochist barby :)
bi curious barby and rosie odonell.. eeww, why rosie? why not.. someone hotter?
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Female 416
I WANT ONE!

And a bi-curious Barbie...but not Rosie, no. Rosie would end up with my old Ken doll [head pulled off and chucked down the drain]. I never liked Ken.

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Female 73
that womans voice is Annoying! There should be chav barbie...
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Female 23
Rosie wishes she looked like that doll
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Female 25
Lol, yeah, my first thought was about tickle me emo...
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Female 579
Hell, I want a Goth Barbie, although it wouldn`t be all `OMG LIEF SUX I H8 LIEF` because goths (and even a good amount of emos) aren`t like that. I`d dress them up in little black victorian dresses ^_^ I love the victorian era! Well, I love the Reinassance too ... and Elizabethan era ... yeah, well, anyway. I`d love a Goth Barbie ^_^ Even though I`m 14, it`d be cool to play with a goth barbie ... ^_^
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Female 246
lol Rosie and Bicurious barbie
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Male 1,275
Tharts just a bad remake of tickle me emo
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Female 4,028
Gothpirate: Us watching this video is "needing a new hobby"? )-| Are you retarded? Did you not watch this, too? It`s a f*cking parody commercial, lighten up.
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Female 121
Hooray, lets all make fun of something that`s different! Then we can ostracize the Goths and reinforce their thoughts on closeminded society, YAY WE`RE JUST LIKE THE PRESIDENT!

Le sigh. You all need a new drating hobby. What are you all doing with your lives, by the way? This? Oh good. Good. Please don`t ever leave your house so no one ever has to be exposed to your stupid.

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Female 136
That actually would have scared me so much as a child.

That girl is too young to have poor self-image and slice her wrists.
And that wasn`t funny seeing as cutting is a form of suicide.

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Female 2,084
where`s goth ken??
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Male 737
excruciating.
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Female 273
BI curious barbie :D
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Female 241
That wasn`t funny... :-|
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Female 986
o.o um... that is definitely and emo barbie in goth clothing >:( how evil
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Female 312
Bondage Barbie and Ken... Hmm..
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Female 105
they probally took off that craig`s list thing, cos the guy was a creep...just my guess. lol.
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Female 105
the best part was the rosie part...XD. i am labeled as goth/emo, and i hate labels, but this was wicked cool. kinda reminds me of the time my mom was telling me about biker b*tch barbie.
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Female 761
I don`t think they mixed up goth and emo, I think it`s just a reeeeeaaaally old, back in the day when the word emo hadn`t been invented. Because I remember in 7th grade people labeled me a goth kid, not an emo kid.
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Male 298
well not enthusiastic enough to make it funny

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Male 298
they wern`t enthusiastic enough, even for emos
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Male 1,023
they mixed up goth and emo.
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Female 51
ahaha, coz they were fat
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Female 1,306
bicurious barbie and her friend rosie odonnel? HAH! made me crack up.
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Female 243
Oh pooh. The link I provided above no longer works. It really was very funny. A photographed collection of very meticulously crafted male action figures in varying S.S. uniforms, with commentary from a freak talking about how some of his dolls are gay and how he hides them in a closet when his parents visit. Wish I could have shared that with y`all.
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Female 243
I`d had this idea during college to construct Concentration Camp Barbie, complete with striped paper prison uniform and severely cropped hair. Oh, which reminds me of this memorable Craigslist entry: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc... which I think is pretty damned funny even though the weirdo who wrote it seems to be a creep.

Has anyone else been disturbed by the perverted under- and overtones of Haute Doll Magazine? I`ve leafed through that thing and had the thought that the human race is already long lost....

Which is to say the only nice thing I have to say about the clip in question is, at least it had a sense of humor. Otherwise, meh.

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Female 275
"goth barbie`s unattainable body proportions will shatter your self esteem against the sharp rocks of melencholy"

that`s still funny

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Female 1,984
Wow, they managed to confuse goth with emo (also wrong though) and punk.

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Female 19
They actually make dolls like that... they`re called "Bleeding Edge" dolls...haha

Don`t ask me how I know about that x]

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Female 90
OMG I WANT ONE!!!!
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Male 227
not nearly as good as "tickle me emo"
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Female 313
^^ lol, agreed xD
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Male 1,348
"I think its stupid but thats just my opinion and we all know about opinions right kiddies???"

Opinions are like A$$holes. Everyone has one and they all stink.

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Female 1,545
I`m happy there are others that found this moronic.
I can usually (at the minimum) tolerate IAB posts, but this one sucked the big one.
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Female 147
PAHAHA!
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Male 396
lol sounds like fun
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Female 2,927

to tell you the truth a goth barbie (real goth not snarky ass stereotyping) would be cool. im getting sick of the air brained pink vapid barbie, not to mention those bratz ugh. these would be great
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0d5EML-CjU
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Female 288
gadget posts too much. go away.
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Female 5,139
i like gothic clothing, but im certainly not self-hating and ive never cut myself. i think they got a bit mixed up with the "stereotype" they were trying to make fun of.
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Female 1,063
I was rofl-ing when they showed the barbie cleavage then the girl looks down at her own pre-pubescent non-existant clevage and looks so sad.

Goth looks cool on younger people but its just plain dumb on a grander scale. Could you see some goth trying to make it as the president of a large corporation? I think not. I think it looks even dumber when you see old `goths`. How pathetic.

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Female 62
probably they wanted to stop depressing emos even more and called it goth. But depressing emos is so much fun!
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Male 217
`she has real cut marks on her arm`
`just like you`

lol best part

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Female 4,376
hahahahahahahahaha funny....not
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Female 1,832
I think its stupid but thats just my opinion and we all know about opinions right kiddies???
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Female 579
Hell, I want a Goth Barbie, although it wouldn`t be all `OMG LIEF SUX I H8 LIEF` because goths (and even a good amount of emos) aren`t like that. I`d dress them up in little black victorian dresses ^_^ I love the victorian era! Well, I love the Reinassance too ... and Elizabethan era ... yeah, well, anyway. I`d love a Goth Barbie ^_^ Even though I`m 14, it`d be cool to play with a goth barbie ... ^_^
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Female 5
I wish those were mass marketed. I would have loved them when I was younger....and I would probably collect them now.
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Male 9
rocks of melancholy lol
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Female 313
Such a big difference between goths and emos... Most goths DO love life, and are really funny. I can`t really talk about emos because i don`t know any. But yeah, I agree with Jackal! he`s my new best friend too xD hahaha
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Female 151
My barbies looked like that.

I made clothes for them, and painted them with model car paint.

Then I ripped off their heads and hung their bodies from the arms of the ceiling fan, and impaled their heads on sticks as trophies outside Darth Vader`s GI Joe Concentration Camp of Doom.

Damn, being a kid in the 80s was fun.

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Male 30
Cool i want 1!
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Female 1,652
You go, Jackal! Tell`em! lol

The bad singing actually made my teeth grind.

Props to the little girls for trying to be good sports even though this was a piece of crap.

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Female 364
@R_U_Kidding

...*creepy grin* =D

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Female 75
i`m with kenny_f.being funny sure is a tough task... goth barbie video-hmmm...yeah..whatever. :|
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Male 206
Yeah, that Bi-Curious Barbie one was a little disturbing, although hilarious at the same time.

Wow, kids really need to know this stuff about the world. Why not start early? (sarcasm)

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Male 572
lol tickle me emo!
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Male 1,083
Bi Curious Barbie+ Rosie Odonell FTW!
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Male 416
Hahaha that was awsom.
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Female 4,028
Jackal: What the hell was that? )-|
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Male 342
jackal is my new best friend.
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Female 263
Yeh I wouldnt be joking about goth barbie because with kids these days you never know....
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Male 31
And about Guitar Hero, my brother ROFLPWNS me at that game, but I can play the real guitar. Eat that junk up noobs. (P.S. God forbid I speak freely and use the "S-word" OMG! It isn`t like I live in the United States or anything)
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Male 31
I guess stereotyping is always wrong. Goths don`t cut themselves. Not the ones I`ve talked to, and they most certainly aren`t "self-hating" at all. In fact, most of them actually do love life. They just get a bad rap. Congrats, though, you retards who actually think this garbage is funny. Give me a microscope, so I can do some brain surgery on you. Maybe I`ll fix what`s wrong, oh wait...your brain is certainly supposed to be bigger than that... I could drop that through the eye of a needle.
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Male 991
I laughed quietly to myself.
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Male 4,012
Emo =/= goth, though some matters might overlap, I don`t think cutting oneself is part of goth culture.

Whatever it is, I want one, so that I can have company while I write my despairing and miserable poems that no one reads.

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Male 4,246
Not a new concept, but this is a pretty good ad. Though the awful singing is a bit grating, as is the goth-bashing in general. I rather like goth babes, particularly ones who DON`T look like Barbie.
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Male 1,825
i guess being funny is hard
they get a point for effort
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Male 216
ignored due to poor grammor on mys part
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Female 10
Man i wish!
ROFLMAO!
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Female 4,028
I don`t own guitar hero. I do, however, own a real guitar. :-D
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Male 216
well no matter now it was baleeted
well you prolly play guitar hero so HA
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Female 4,028
Oh, I understand. You just think you look oh-so cool posting the obvious. Oooooh. B-|
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Male 216
ya tickle me emo haha
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Female 182
oh wow, this is old... I like the emo elmo better:D
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Male 216
your a girl you just dont understand
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Female 4,028
Gadget: Saying "first post" just makes you a retard, not cool.

I agree, they seemed to have gotten some things confused with "emo."

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Male 69
she has real cut marks on her arms! just like you!
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Female 283
I would have enjoyed that xD
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Male 216
lol wut
well it seems more emo than goth
emos are the fgts not goths but they both suck
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Female 1,586
Link: Goth Barbie [Rate Link] - What every little self-hating miscreant wanted for Christmas.
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