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Date: 01/03/08 12:25 AM

83 Responses to Goth Barbie

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    Link: Goth Barbie - What every little self-hating miscreant wanted for Christmas.
  2. Profile photo of Gadget522
    Gadget522 Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2008 at 12:29 am
    lol wut
    well it seems more emo than goth
    emos are the fgts not goths but they both suck
  3. Profile photo of Kasu-Chan
    Kasu-Chan Female 18-29
    283 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:32 am
    I would have enjoyed that xD
  4. Profile photo of Fittomeister
    Fittomeister Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2008 at 12:32 am
    she has real cut marks on her arms! just like you!
  5. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2008 at 12:34 am
    Gadget: Saying "first post" just makes you a retard, not cool.

    I agree, they seemed to have gotten some things confused with "emo."

  6. Profile photo of Gadget522
    Gadget522 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:36 am
    your a girl you just dont understand
  7. Profile photo of spotted_girl
    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:41 am
    oh wow, this is old... I like the emo elmo better:D
  8. Profile photo of Gadget522
    Gadget522 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:44 am
    ya tickle me emo haha
  9. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2008 at 12:49 am
    Oh, I understand. You just think you look oh-so cool posting the obvious. Oooooh. B-|
  10. Profile photo of Gadget522
    Gadget522 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:51 am
    well no matter now it was baleeted
    well you prolly play guitar hero so HA
  11. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:53 am
    I don`t own guitar hero. I do, however, own a real guitar. :-D
  12. Profile photo of Lourdes_H
    Lourdes_H Female 18-29
    10 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:56 am
    Man i wish!
    ROFLMAO!
  13. Profile photo of Gadget522
    Gadget522 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 1:02 am
    ignored due to poor grammor on mys part
  14. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 1:06 am
    i guess being funny is hard
    they get a point for effort
  15. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2008 at 1:06 am
    Not a new concept, but this is a pretty good ad. Though the awful singing is a bit grating, as is the goth-bashing in general. I rather like goth babes, particularly ones who DON`T look like Barbie.
  16. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 1:57 am
    Emo =/= goth, though some matters might overlap, I don`t think cutting oneself is part of goth culture.

    Whatever it is, I want one, so that I can have company while I write my despairing and miserable poems that no one reads.

  17. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 2:12 am
    I laughed quietly to myself.
  18. Profile photo of Jackal666
    Jackal666 Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2008 at 2:29 am
    I guess stereotyping is always wrong. Goths don`t cut themselves. Not the ones I`ve talked to, and they most certainly aren`t "self-hating" at all. In fact, most of them actually do love life. They just get a bad rap. Congrats, though, you retards who actually think this garbage is funny. Give me a microscope, so I can do some brain surgery on you. Maybe I`ll fix what`s wrong, oh wait...your brain is certainly supposed to be bigger than that... I could drop that through the eye of a needle.
  19. Profile photo of Jackal666
    Jackal666 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 2:32 am
    And about Guitar Hero, my brother ROFLPWNS me at that game, but I can play the real guitar. Eat that junk up noobs. (P.S. God forbid I speak freely and use the "S-word" OMG! It isn`t like I live in the United States or anything)
  20. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 2:55 am
    Yeh I wouldnt be joking about goth barbie because with kids these days you never know....
  21. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 3:46 am
    jackal is my new best friend.
  22. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 4:01 am
    Jackal: What the hell was that? )-|
  23. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 4:34 am
    Hahaha that was awsom.
  24. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2008 at 5:46 am
    Bi Curious Barbie+ Rosie Odonell FTW!
  25. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2008 at 6:38 am
    lol tickle me emo!
  26. Profile photo of oumaverick
    oumaverick Male 18-29
    206 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 6:57 am
    Yeah, that Bi-Curious Barbie one was a little disturbing, although hilarious at the same time.

    Wow, kids really need to know this stuff about the world. Why not start early? (sarcasm)

  27. Profile photo of anima_sin
    anima_sin Female 18-29
    75 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 6:59 am
    i`m with kenny_f.being funny sure is a tough task... goth barbie video-hmmm...yeah..whatever. :|
  28. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 7:04 am
    @R_U_Kidding

    ...*creepy grin* =D

  29. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 7:46 am
    You go, Jackal! Tell`em! lol

    The bad singing actually made my teeth grind.

    Props to the little girls for trying to be good sports even though this was a piece of crap.

  30. Profile photo of louis1080
    louis1080 Male 13-17
    30 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 7:55 am
    Cool i want 1!
  31. Profile photo of LadyAlathia
    LadyAlathia Female 18-29
    151 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 8:06 am
    My barbies looked like that.

    I made clothes for them, and painted them with model car paint.

    Then I ripped off their heads and hung their bodies from the arms of the ceiling fan, and impaled their heads on sticks as trophies outside Darth Vader`s GI Joe Concentration Camp of Doom.

    Damn, being a kid in the 80s was fun.

  32. Profile photo of Ditas
    Ditas Female 18-29
    313 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 8:10 am
    Such a big difference between goths and emos... Most goths DO love life, and are really funny. I can`t really talk about emos because i don`t know any. But yeah, I agree with Jackal! he`s my new best friend too xD hahaha
  33. Profile photo of mrblob
    mrblob Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 8:22 am
    rocks of melancholy lol
  34. Profile photo of cnich013
    cnich013 Female 18-29
    5 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 8:27 am
    I wish those were mass marketed. I would have loved them when I was younger....and I would probably collect them now.
  35. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 8:46 am
    Hell, I want a Goth Barbie, although it wouldn`t be all `OMG LIEF SUX I H8 LIEF` because goths (and even a good amount of emos) aren`t like that. I`d dress them up in little black victorian dresses ^_^ I love the victorian era! Well, I love the Reinassance too ... and Elizabethan era ... yeah, well, anyway. I`d love a Goth Barbie ^_^ Even though I`m 14, it`d be cool to play with a goth barbie ... ^_^
  36. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 9:14 am
    I think its stupid but thats just my opinion and we all know about opinions right kiddies???
  37. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 9:17 am
    hahahahahahahahaha funny....not
  38. Profile photo of cale_d_100
    cale_d_100 Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2008 at 9:53 am
    `she has real cut marks on her arm`
    `just like you`

    lol best part

  39. Profile photo of ratty_tatty
    ratty_tatty Female 13-17
    62 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 9:55 am
    probably they wanted to stop depressing emos even more and called it goth. But depressing emos is so much fun!
  40. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 10:46 am
    I was rofl-ing when they showed the barbie cleavage then the girl looks down at her own pre-pubescent non-existant clevage and looks so sad.

    Goth looks cool on younger people but its just plain dumb on a grander scale. Could you see some goth trying to make it as the president of a large corporation? I think not. I think it looks even dumber when you see old `goths`. How pathetic.

  41. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 11:37 am
    i like gothic clothing, but im certainly not self-hating and ive never cut myself. i think they got a bit mixed up with the "stereotype" they were trying to make fun of.
  42. Profile photo of manditaaknfv
    manditaaknfv Female 18-29
    288 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    gadget posts too much. go away.
  43. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    to tell you the truth a goth barbie (real goth not snarky ass stereotyping) would be cool. im getting sick of the air brained pink vapid barbie, not to mention those bratz ugh. these would be great
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0d5EML-CjU
  44. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    lol sounds like fun
  45. Profile photo of Mandikins
    Mandikins Female 13-17
    147 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 1:42 pm
    PAHAHA!
  46. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    I`m happy there are others that found this moronic.
    I can usually (at the minimum) tolerate IAB posts, but this one sucked the big one.
  47. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    "I think its stupid but thats just my opinion and we all know about opinions right kiddies???"

    Opinions are like A$$holes. Everyone has one and they all stink.

  48. Profile photo of Ditas
    Ditas Female 18-29
    313 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    ^^ lol, agreed xD
  49. Profile photo of gorgokid333
    gorgokid333 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    not nearly as good as "tickle me emo"
  50. Profile photo of bloody0angel
    bloody0angel Female 13-17
    90 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    OMG I WANT ONE!!!!
  51. Profile photo of daskapital
    daskapital Female 18-29
    19 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    They actually make dolls like that... they`re called "Bleeding Edge" dolls...haha

    Don`t ask me how I know about that x]

  52. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    Wow, they managed to confuse goth with emo (also wrong though) and punk.

  53. Profile photo of whyaskwhy
    whyaskwhy Female 13-17
    275 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    "goth barbie`s unattainable body proportions will shatter your self esteem against the sharp rocks of melencholy"

    that`s still funny

  54. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    I`d had this idea during college to construct Concentration Camp Barbie, complete with striped paper prison uniform and severely cropped hair. Oh, which reminds me of this memorable Craigslist entry: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc... which I think is pretty damned funny even though the weirdo who wrote it seems to be a creep.

    Has anyone else been disturbed by the perverted under- and overtones of Haute Doll Magazine? I`ve leafed through that thing and had the thought that the human race is already long lost....

    Which is to say the only nice thing I have to say about the clip in question is, at least it had a sense of humor. Otherwise, meh.

  55. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    Oh pooh. The link I provided above no longer works. It really was very funny. A photographed collection of very meticulously crafted male action figures in varying S.S. uniforms, with commentary from a freak talking about how some of his dolls are gay and how he hides them in a closet when his parents visit. Wish I could have shared that with y`all.
  56. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    bicurious barbie and her friend rosie odonnel? HAH! made me crack up.
  57. Profile photo of tootiinc
    tootiinc Female 13-17
    51 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    ahaha, coz they were fat
  58. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    they mixed up goth and emo.
  59. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    they wern`t enthusiastic enough, even for emos
  60. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    well not enthusiastic enough to make it funny

  61. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    I don`t think they mixed up goth and emo, I think it`s just a reeeeeaaaally old, back in the day when the word emo hadn`t been invented. Because I remember in 7th grade people labeled me a goth kid, not an emo kid.
  62. Profile photo of lovemeowmix
    lovemeowmix Female 18-29
    105 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    the best part was the rosie part...XD. i am labeled as goth/emo, and i hate labels, but this was wicked cool. kinda reminds me of the time my mom was telling me about biker b*tch barbie.
  63. Profile photo of lovemeowmix
    lovemeowmix Female 18-29
    105 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    they probally took off that craig`s list thing, cos the guy was a creep...just my guess. lol.
  64. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    Bondage Barbie and Ken... Hmm..
  65. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    o.o um... that is definitely and emo barbie in goth clothing >:( how evil
  66. Profile photo of thereforeiam
    thereforeiam Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    That wasn`t funny... :-|
  67. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
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    January 3, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    BI curious barbie :D
  68. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
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    January 3, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    excruciating.
  69. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2008 at 10:51 pm
    where`s goth ken??
  70. Profile photo of ThksFrThMmrs
    ThksFrThMmrs Female 13-17
    136 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 11:55 pm
    That actually would have scared me so much as a child.

    That girl is too young to have poor self-image and slice her wrists.
    And that wasn`t funny seeing as cutting is a form of suicide.

  71. Profile photo of GothPirate
    GothPirate Female 18-29
    121 posts
    January 4, 2008 at 12:12 am
    Hooray, lets all make fun of something that`s different! Then we can ostracize the Goths and reinforce their thoughts on closeminded society, YAY WE`RE JUST LIKE THE PRESIDENT!

    Le sigh. You all need a new drating hobby. What are you all doing with your lives, by the way? This? Oh good. Good. Please don`t ever leave your house so no one ever has to be exposed to your stupid.

  72. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    January 4, 2008 at 3:34 am
    Gothpirate: Us watching this video is "needing a new hobby"? )-| Are you retarded? Did you not watch this, too? It`s a f*cking parody commercial, lighten up.
  73. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    January 4, 2008 at 5:54 am
    Tharts just a bad remake of tickle me emo
  74. Profile photo of Crystal949
    Crystal949 Female 13-17
    246 posts
    January 4, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    lol Rosie and Bicurious barbie
  75. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
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    January 4, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    Hell, I want a Goth Barbie, although it wouldn`t be all `OMG LIEF SUX I H8 LIEF` because goths (and even a good amount of emos) aren`t like that. I`d dress them up in little black victorian dresses ^_^ I love the victorian era! Well, I love the Reinassance too ... and Elizabethan era ... yeah, well, anyway. I`d love a Goth Barbie ^_^ Even though I`m 14, it`d be cool to play with a goth barbie ... ^_^
  76. Profile photo of wheresmysock
    wheresmysock Female 13-17
    25 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 11:59 am
    Lol, yeah, my first thought was about tickle me emo...
  77. Profile photo of Halcyone
    Halcyone Female 18-29
    23 posts
    January 5, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    Rosie wishes she looked like that doll
  78. Profile photo of honeybum2611
    honeybum2611 Female 13-17
    73 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    that womans voice is Annoying! There should be chav barbie...
  79. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
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    January 6, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    I WANT ONE!

    And a bi-curious Barbie...but not Rosie, no. Rosie would end up with my old Ken doll . I never liked Ken.

  80. Profile photo of hangten
    hangten Female 18-29
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    January 7, 2008 at 7:47 am
    man... i want a goth barby!
    so i can grow up just like her!!
    hhahaha. bondage master and masochist barby :)
    bi curious barby and rosie odonell.. eeww, why rosie? why not.. someone hotter?
  81. Profile photo of joevssr
    joevssr Male 13-17
    4 posts
    January 7, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    lol funny but some not true and pretty steriotipical =[ they should think before they act lol
  82. Profile photo of FoneIsRingin
    FoneIsRingin Female 18-29
    22 posts
    January 12, 2008 at 10:12 pm
    wow. that was scary.
  83. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    more like emo barbie...goths dont cut themselves

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