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Date: 01/29/08 12:45 AM

84 Responses to Free Boob Jobs

  1. Profile photo of tracygx
    tracygx Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 28, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    Link: Free Boob Jobs - Men doing ``good deeds`` for society by donating money to anonymous women for breast enlargements. (Oh please.)
  2. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 12:49 am
    Its eHarmony.com from hell.

    Fake boobs suck. And to think two flesh-colored plastic bowls surgically attached to your chest is considered attractive. Bleh.

    Real boobs FTW!

  3. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 12:50 am
    How many times must I say it people, Legs>Boobs, Period.
  4. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 12:51 am
    Yeah, my cat vomited on my bed halfway through this, so I kind`ve lost interest...
  5. Profile photo of Immersion
    Immersion Female 18-29
    78 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 12:52 am
    ... "I think that`s incredible... I love the internet." Indeed.... indeed.
  6. Profile photo of silly_a1804
    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 1:01 am
    haha they tried to use puns... how much did they RACK up. lol. damn news people and their puns.
  7. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 1:02 am
    Yeah, because we ALL know that women without gigantic boobs need the money WAY more than the starving children of the world.
  8. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 1:02 am
    Huh. So now men are just giving money away? It really doesn`t make them look that much more attractive...
    That`s straight men for you, I suppose...
  9. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 1:16 am
    ^ lol
  10. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 1:17 am
    Now that all the vomit is cleaned up, and I finished watching the video, I thoroughly am sad. That money should be going to me... What happened to the good old days of stuffing your bra, or attaching large magnifying glasses to your nipples? Obviously all is lost. Well, I`m not a boob man, anyways. I`m a penis man.
  11. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 1:23 am
    Guys are giving away their hard-earned money, never to be seen again, and for what? Enlarging breasts, that these idiots will never see or touch??

    WHAT A PACK OF FECKING MORONS.

  12. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 1:28 am
    It wouldn`t be so sad if you didn`t know that the guys donating money will probaby never even see a breast without looking at porn...
    I mean, they`re obviously single already (or will be as soon as their GFs find out), so this must be all they`ve got.
  13. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 1:44 am
    I wonder how do they find scammers like people that sign up just for the money from the ppl giving away money.
  14. Profile photo of simcon
    simcon Male 13-17
    254 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 2:01 am
    look at how many guys posted here compared with chicks. So far it is:

    10 guys

    2 girls.

  15. Profile photo of EvilM
    EvilM Male 13-17
    411 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 2:06 am
    ^Simcon
    I`ve posted twice, and I don`t quite count as a guy, so the score is more like 8:2
  16. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 2:18 am
    Ahhh straight men and their obsession with boobs.

    penis

  17. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 2:22 am
    Lol, boobies. I dont think any good intentions were meant for this.
  18. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 2:33 am
    I was going to say that we`re going to end up with women with big boobs but ugly faces and had plans of linking an image of such an example, but unfortunately I couldn`t find any.

    Ah well, hopefully there would be that image in your heads now at least.

  19. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 2:36 am
    That`s not a good image to have in one`s head, at all...
  20. Profile photo of StoogegirlSi
    StoogegirlSi Female 18-29
    202 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 2:42 am
    Wow, that`s dumb.

    It makes me want to make a profile on that site saying I want implants, but instead spend the money on more useful things, like a down payment on a new car. Think they`d check?

  21. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 2:48 am
    ^^ That`s the idea, Mouichi :)
  22. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 2:49 am
    omg invest in a girl you have never see or will ever meet? I love the internet too.Yeah stoogegirl,sounds like a solid plan
  23. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
    267 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 3:18 am
    i wonder if those guys get a tax credit for donating to a charity?
  24. Profile photo of Mantolwen
    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 3:21 am
    Women, you don`t need a breast implant. We are beautiful already!

    What happened to using money wisely?

  25. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 4:43 am
    You know what came to my mind when she was talking at the end?

    Chin-boobs. Now THAT`S messed up.

  26. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 4:59 am
    Hey free boobies. I`ll get a pair for myself, it`ll give me something to do when I`m bored.
  27. Profile photo of Ditas
    Ditas Female 18-29
    313 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 5:05 am
    i`m happy with my small chest=)
    Not too big, not too small. I got used to them, they are 100% natural. i wouldn`t have the surgery even for free.
    But i owuld sign up to that website to follow stoogegirl`s plan =D
    And yeah, girls, you don`t need surgey, you look beautiful :)
  28. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 5:15 am
    hmmm, "free boob jobs"
    well
    i was expecting something WAAAAAAAAY differently
  29. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 6:08 am
    Good deeds? I`ll do them a good deed and chop their f\/cking balls off.
  30. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 6:12 am
    And yet another slow news day..at least its better than the poopie-Jesus caper a couple days ago.
    I`d go for a natural flat-chested girl over some b**** with fake boobs anyday.
  31. Profile photo of kentton77
    kentton77 Male 30-39
    149 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 6:40 am
    I want to be in charge of Quality control.
  32. Profile photo of Ditas
    Ditas Female 18-29
    313 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 6:41 am
    ^LOL^
    and smigbaafm, it`s good to know there are still guys like you out there ^^
    =*
  33. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 6:59 am
    I am completely obsessed with boobs. And I can honestly say: If you are dumb enough to want fake boobs, you deserve those big hard lumpy slabs of disgusting silicone hanging off your nasty corpse. Also, I wish the boob surgeon screws up and you get long nasty disfiguring scars on your underboob.

    My name is Batmanners, and I hate fake tits. And Lipo, and facial reconstruction...basically, I think ALL women are more meautiful in their natural form rather than in their plastic Barbie form.

  34. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 7:04 am
    Rofl @ Manners, I would have just silently agreed with you, But that amusing little diatribe earns you a lol award.
  35. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 7:36 am
    ok then, dont know what to say to this, kinda stupid, there are better things i could do with $6,000. ya know? pay for a semester of college, down payment on a car, a tattoo..... and i could do all of that with that money... screw fake boobs. I`d rather have real ones that i don`t have to worry about popping when i lay on my stomach.
  36. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 7:45 am
    I personally Prefer B-C Cups over Ds. Ds are just... too big. I don`t see what other guys find attractive in them. Naturals are much better (unless they are deformed) Which is true.
  37. Profile photo of ttsec
    ttsec Male 18-29
    666 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 8:00 am
    Too bad they don`t have donations for men who want sex changes.
  38. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 8:07 am
    they are donating in the hopes of the chick posting the picture of them with new boobs. but like someone said, they will never touch or be near them in person, so its futile. you can get free pron from ANYWHERE on the internet...why pay $10k to see some random girls?
  39. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 9:05 am
    real boobs > fake boobs
    small boobs > huge boobs
  40. Profile photo of kezerb
    kezerb Female 13-17
    79 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 9:20 am
    i signed my mum up to this lol
    then she made me take it off :(
    and old news btw
  41. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 9:21 am
    Real AKappy > fake AKapppy
  42. Profile photo of kezerb
    kezerb Female 13-17
    79 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 9:22 am
    Sorry for the double post but my DD`s are natural. Is it still `gross`
  43. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 9:24 am
    How sad, people are wasting their hard earned money. So they decide to give it to some woman that`s too lazy to work for her own fake boobs. Why not donate it to the sick people, or the families starving in third world countries. :(
  44. Profile photo of kezerb
    kezerb Female 13-17
    79 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 9:27 am
    Omta because no one cares about the third world countries really.
  45. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 9:30 am
    kezerb, I was thinking the same thing. I hate getting crap for having large breasts. With the plastic surgery fad now-a-days everyone seems to think that mine must be fake... until they meet my mom.

    Anyway, I should tell my sister about this. We`re only related by our dad, and so she missed out on the boob train. She`d give anything to have large breasts. I don`t think she needs them, and I remind her that big boobs aren`t always great, but it would give her more confidence, so more power to her.

  46. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 9:40 am
    Some idiots got excited over this im sure.
  47. Profile photo of WistfulEarth
    WistfulEarth Female 18-29
    163 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 9:42 am
    That video made me want fiery red hair. Think I missed the point.

  48. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 9:44 am
    "Good deeds? I`ll do them a good deed and chop their f\/cking balls off."

    if you cant tell, theyve been missing those for quite a while already. guys like these idiots make other guys look not only bad, but stupid.... control your ccok for fcuks sake

  49. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 10:09 am
    i thiink you`re meautiful too batmanners, but point well made.These people really need to sort themselves out, big boobs and plastic surgery seems to be a solution to everyones problems these days. small boobs? have a boob job. feeling low? have another.
  50. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 10:29 am
    ^ Yeah, the only thing better than two fake boobs is four fake boobs.
  51. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 11:00 am
    This website doesn`t promote self esteem in women at all. In fact, it promotes materialism and laziness.

    Real self esteem comes from saving your money for a procedure you want.

    (HOPEFULLY, along the way while saving the money, you`ll realize that you`re beautiful the way you are and spend the money on something constructive)

  52. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 11:05 am
    AKappy- small boobs--> big boobs--> massive boobs

    thats how we ended up with jordan

  53. Profile photo of Venis
    Venis Female 18-29
    53 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 11:40 am
    Wow it`s a good thing I already have big natural boobs.

    <3 my boobs

  54. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    big boobs > small boobs

    real boobs > fake boobs.


    give me a nice pair of huge natural boobs and im happy. but be happy with what you got...

  55. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    Some men are fools.
  56. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    some idiot payed over 30k for girls he will never hear from again?
    why?

    ew.

  57. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    WTF. What pervs. And I mean the men AND the women that got them.

    I thought men hated implants, anyway. It`s just two jiggly sacks of silicone. Blech.

  58. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    REALLY DISTURBING... ON SECOND THOUGHT, IS THERE A WEBSITE THAT WILL DONATE FOR GETTING MALE ENLARGEMENTS...? *AHEM* JUST A THOUGHT.
  59. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    ^^ lol


    And BESIDES......does ANYBODY still remember Kanye West`s mom? (RIP.)

  60. Profile photo of SunSparkles
    SunSparkles Female 18-29
    87 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    I saved for mine myself and it took a while so I`m proud that I didn`t put my hand out for some lonely corporate loser with more money than sense to own half of my chest.

    They`re mine and I`m proud :)

  61. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    This is disgusting. If they wanted to give away a charitable donation they should have given to an organization that actually helps people. I can think of 10 other organizations that actually helps people who have real problems and need the help. Giving a woman boobs is hardly helpful, if they have confidence issues they need to learn to accept themselves for who they are and not what kind of boobs they have.
    Ugh, I am just disgusted.
  62. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    its community service men are helping other men to get women with big boobs there really nice people
  63. Profile photo of kezerb
    kezerb Female 13-17
    79 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    For those of you who want to sign up for the money, you don`t accutally receive it. The site keeps the money and pays the surgeon you choose.
    They aint bloody stupid unlike those of you who want to scam the site.
  64. Profile photo of D_Fishbait
    D_Fishbait Male 18-29
    136 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    is there a site like this that`ll get gamers with too much money to donate to me getting an xbox 360 in exchange for a video of me playing it? lol.
    and real boobs pwn fake boobs any day, any girl, any size.
  65. Profile photo of D_Fishbait
    D_Fishbait Male 18-29
    136 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    oh, and kezerb... to answer your question, no. definately not gross as long as it`s all natural.
  66. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    My free dignity.com when will that come to the internet?
  67. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    The bigger the better, but unnatural often looks stupid.
  68. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    I would use the money for something else.
  69. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    I don`t get this at all. Ugh...what is it that they find attractive about breast implants? I`m happy with my small chest. In fact, I`d probably freak if it were any bigger.
  70. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    all of susan b anthony`s work gone down the drain...
    I`m all for gender equality, thus i let all my girlfriends spend money on me! :)
  71. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    I find huge breasts freakish and ugly.
    Yes, I`m straight.
  72. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    damn sluts! damn sluts!
  73. Profile photo of GeekazoidJ
    GeekazoidJ Female 18-29
    39 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    Is it wrong that I found this to be both pathetic and dumb?

    Ugh. I hate fake boobs. They`re gross to me, I prefer natural ones.

  74. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 10:09 am
    AFTERSHOCK: "REALLY DISTURBING... ON SECOND THOUGHT, IS THERE A WEBSITE THAT WILL DONATE FOR GETTING MALE ENLARGEMENTS...? *AHEM* JUST A THOUGHT."

    Hahaha... if there were, it would be idiot MEN paying for those as well. Although I would never take advantage of that opportunity, it doesn`t surprise me that this idea has worked. The fact that the creators of the site are male proves that even men know how easy it is to get guys who think with their penises to part with their money.

    Disclaimer to avoid backlash: I`m not saying all men are idiots, or all men like fake boobs, or all men would pay for male enhancement (obviously). I am only making the point that more men than women would be lead by their sexual drive to abandon rational thinking. Case in point = To Catch a Predator.

    Pedophile: "Awww, man, I had a feeling this was a set up."
    Chris Hanson: "Then why did you come here?"
    Pedophile: "I don`t know. I`m stupid. Stupid.

  75. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 10:09 am
    Well, I already love my natural D size...

    So sad how women can have such poor self esteem because of this. GET A LIFE!

  76. Profile photo of whyaskwhy
    whyaskwhy Female 13-17
    275 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    i`m not surprised. there are a lot of pathetic perverts out there. but the best part was definitely the puns.

    what`s most annoying are the girls making comments about their own natural "well-endowed" cup sizes . using this post as an excuse to talk about your boobs using the anonymity of the internet is stupid. if you have the need to make comments about your breasts at any given opportunity to validate they`re real or not you`re no better than the girls on the site. you`re still relying on your boobs to give you an identity, and any woman is above that.

    not to say you shouldn`t be proud of your body, but it comes off as hypocritical to me when someone would say a girl on the site has low self esteem but then feel the need to boast about their own boobs.

  77. Profile photo of Afterthought
    Afterthought Female 18-29
    245 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 12:00 am
    What the f*ck... This is the kind of stuff that`s really irritating, and shows what a shallow society we live in.

    The guy says something about "creating the perfect woman"... What the hell? So the only perfect woman would have big boobs? I don`t know - that money could be used for better causes, in my opinion.

  78. Profile photo of cruisin838
    cruisin838 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    FOOLS! "I`ve busted my arse all these years! I think Im going to take all my money and throw it to some slutty h0es who I will NEVER..EVER meet, touch, or bump with!! ...Im sooo cool!" /Hi-5`s myself
  79. Profile photo of ladynerd
    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    Damn straight whyaskwhy, nothings more annoying than someone going on about how women should get over not having big breasts its not a big deal then bragging that they already have huge breasts
  80. Profile photo of BeIIa
    BeIIa Female 18-29
    3 posts
    February 1, 2008 at 7:48 am
    So, I am a VERY small A cup. I am uncomfortable with my breast size. While all you b***** get off with commenting on how insecure anyone who would get a breast enlargement is... get your hand off it!!!! how embarassing!! Realise that if some sucker with a nose fetish was happy to pay for your nose job for no more than a photo would you get it done?? Judgemental people, male or female, certainly make me worry more abt society than people who are actually willing to fess up to thier nuances. TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK AT YOURSELVES PEOPLE!!! No ones perfest... not even you with your double d`s and your face for the internet! haha. suck it up b****s. get over yourselves and your own isecurities. or at least deal with it. sucks to vbe a doube paper bag job! XXX beIIa
  81. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 1, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    Ah ha... the bit at the end explains it all.
    Men are promised sexy photos and adult videos... riiiiight.. ok.
  82. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    February 17, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    half the woman on there are just men who want extra money so they got their girlfriends to pose for pictures i bet.
  83. Profile photo of kendra44380
    kendra44380 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    May 11, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    Well i can say im all real here. I truly do need a boob job. I have never done anything like this before. I really dont know how it works. So if anyone wants to share how or help me, i would appreciate it...
  84. Profile photo of kendra44380
    kendra44380 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    May 11, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    Well i can say im all real here. I truly do need a boob job. I have never done anything like this before. I really dont know how it works. So if anyone wants to share how or help me, i would appreciate it...

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