Free Boob Jobs

Submitted by: tracygx 9 years ago Funny
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Men doing ""good deeds"" for society by donating money to anonymous women for breast enlargements. (Oh please.)
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Female 2
Well i can say im all real here. I truly do need a boob job. I have never done anything like this before. I really dont know how it works. So if anyone wants to share how or help me, i would appreciate it...
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Female 2
Well i can say im all real here. I truly do need a boob job. I have never done anything like this before. I really dont know how it works. So if anyone wants to share how or help me, i would appreciate it...
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Male 1,023
half the woman on there are just men who want extra money so they got their girlfriends to pose for pictures i bet.
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Male 646
Ah ha... the bit at the end explains it all.
Men are promised sexy photos and adult videos... riiiiight.. ok.
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Female 3
So, I am a VERY small A cup. I am uncomfortable with my breast size. While all you b***** get off with commenting on how insecure anyone who would get a breast enlargement is... get your hand off it!!!! how embarassing!! Realise that if some sucker with a nose fetish was happy to pay for your nose job for no more than a photo would you get it done?? Judgemental people, male or female, certainly make me worry more abt society than people who are actually willing to fess up to thier nuances. TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK AT YOURSELVES PEOPLE!!! No ones perfest... not even you with your double d`s and your face for the internet! haha. suck it up b****s. get over yourselves and your own isecurities. or at least deal with it. sucks to vbe a doube paper bag job! XXX beIIa
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Female 252
Damn straight whyaskwhy, nothings more annoying than someone going on about how women should get over not having big breasts its not a big deal then bragging that they already have huge breasts
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Male 79
FOOLS! "I`ve busted my arse all these years! I think Im going to take all my money and throw it to some slutty h0es who I will NEVER..EVER meet, touch, or bump with!! ...Im sooo cool!" /Hi-5`s myself
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Female 245
What the f*ck... This is the kind of stuff that`s really irritating, and shows what a shallow society we live in.

The guy says something about "creating the perfect woman"... What the hell? So the only perfect woman would have big boobs? I don`t know - that money could be used for better causes, in my opinion.

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Female 275
i`m not surprised. there are a lot of pathetic perverts out there. but the best part was definitely the puns.

what`s most annoying are the girls making comments about their own natural "well-endowed" cup sizes . using this post as an excuse to talk about your boobs using the anonymity of the internet is stupid. if you have the need to make comments about your breasts at any given opportunity to validate they`re real or not you`re no better than the girls on the site. you`re still relying on your boobs to give you an identity, and any woman is above that.

not to say you shouldn`t be proud of your body, but it comes off as hypocritical to me when someone would say a girl on the site has low self esteem but then feel the need to boast about their own boobs.

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Female 1,984
Well, I already love my natural D size...

So sad how women can have such poor self esteem because of this. GET A LIFE!

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Female 410
AFTERSHOCK: "REALLY DISTURBING... ON SECOND THOUGHT, IS THERE A WEBSITE THAT WILL DONATE FOR GETTING MALE ENLARGEMENTS...? *AHEM* JUST A THOUGHT."

Hahaha... if there were, it would be idiot MEN paying for those as well. Although I would never take advantage of that opportunity, it doesn`t surprise me that this idea has worked. The fact that the creators of the site are male proves that even men know how easy it is to get guys who think with their penises to part with their money.

Disclaimer to avoid backlash: I`m not saying all men are idiots, or all men like fake boobs, or all men would pay for male enhancement (obviously). I am only making the point that more men than women would be lead by their sexual drive to abandon rational thinking. Case in point = To Catch a Predator.

Pedophile: "Awww, man, I had a feeling this was a set up."
Chris Hanson: "Then why did you come here?"
Pedophile: "I don`t know. I`m stupid. Stupid.

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Female 39
Is it wrong that I found this to be both pathetic and dumb?

Ugh. I hate fake boobs. They`re gross to me, I prefer natural ones.

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Male 1,497
damn sluts! damn sluts!
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Male 870
I find huge breasts freakish and ugly.
Yes, I`m straight.
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Male 1,360
all of susan b anthony`s work gone down the drain...
I`m all for gender equality, thus i let all my girlfriends spend money on me! :)
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Female 486
I don`t get this at all. Ugh...what is it that they find attractive about breast implants? I`m happy with my small chest. In fact, I`d probably freak if it were any bigger.
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Female 562
I would use the money for something else.
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Male 2,290
The bigger the better, but unnatural often looks stupid.
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Female 1,397
My free dignity.com when will that come to the internet?
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Male 136
oh, and kezerb... to answer your question, no. definately not gross as long as it`s all natural.
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Male 136
is there a site like this that`ll get gamers with too much money to donate to me getting an xbox 360 in exchange for a video of me playing it? lol.
and real boobs pwn fake boobs any day, any girl, any size.
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Female 79
For those of you who want to sign up for the money, you don`t accutally receive it. The site keeps the money and pays the surgeon you choose.
They aint bloody stupid unlike those of you who want to scam the site.
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Male 1,766
its community service men are helping other men to get women with big boobs there really nice people
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Female 472
This is disgusting. If they wanted to give away a charitable donation they should have given to an organization that actually helps people. I can think of 10 other organizations that actually helps people who have real problems and need the help. Giving a woman boobs is hardly helpful, if they have confidence issues they need to learn to accept themselves for who they are and not what kind of boobs they have.
Ugh, I am just disgusted.
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Female 87
I saved for mine myself and it took a while so I`m proud that I didn`t put my hand out for some lonely corporate loser with more money than sense to own half of my chest.

They`re mine and I`m proud :)

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Female 2,064
^^ lol


And BESIDES......does ANYBODY still remember Kanye West`s mom? (RIP.)

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Male 2,781
REALLY DISTURBING... ON SECOND THOUGHT, IS THERE A WEBSITE THAT WILL DONATE FOR GETTING MALE ENLARGEMENTS...? *AHEM* JUST A THOUGHT.
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Female 2,064
WTF. What pervs. And I mean the men AND the women that got them.

I thought men hated implants, anyway. It`s just two jiggly sacks of silicone. Blech.

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Male 1,420
some idiot payed over 30k for girls he will never hear from again?
why?

ew.

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Male 10,440
Some men are fools.
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Male 2,703
big boobs > small boobs

real boobs > fake boobs.


give me a nice pair of huge natural boobs and im happy. but be happy with what you got...

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Female 53
Wow it`s a good thing I already have big natural boobs.

<3 my boobs

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Female 1,299
AKappy- small boobs--> big boobs--> massive boobs

thats how we ended up with jordan

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Female 1,545
This website doesn`t promote self esteem in women at all. In fact, it promotes materialism and laziness.

Real self esteem comes from saving your money for a procedure you want.

(HOPEFULLY, along the way while saving the money, you`ll realize that you`re beautiful the way you are [Not with plastic body-accessories.] and spend the money on something constructive)

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Male 2,616
^ Yeah, the only thing better than two fake boobs is four fake boobs.
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Female 1,299
i thiink you`re meautiful too batmanners, but point well made.These people really need to sort themselves out, big boobs and plastic surgery seems to be a solution to everyones problems these days. small boobs? have a boob job. feeling low? have another.
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Male 610
"Good deeds? I`ll do them a good deed and chop their f\/cking balls off."

if you cant tell, theyve been missing those for quite a while already. guys like these idiots make other guys look not only bad, but stupid.... control your ccok for fcuks sake

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Female 163
That video made me want fiery red hair. Think I missed the point.

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Male 944
Some idiots got excited over this im sure.
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Female 2,258
kezerb, I was thinking the same thing. I hate getting crap for having large breasts. With the plastic surgery fad now-a-days everyone seems to think that mine must be fake... until they meet my mom.

Anyway, I should tell my sister about this. We`re only related by our dad, and so she missed out on the boob train. She`d give anything to have large breasts. I don`t think she needs them, and I remind her that big boobs aren`t always great, but it would give her more confidence, so more power to her.

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Female 79
Omta because no one cares about the third world countries really.
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Female 363
How sad, people are wasting their hard earned money. So they decide to give it to some woman that`s too lazy to work for her own fake boobs. Why not donate it to the sick people, or the families starving in third world countries. :(
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Female 79
Sorry for the double post but my DD`s are natural. Is it still `gross`
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Male 4,012
Real AKappy > fake AKapppy
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Female 79
i signed my mum up to this lol
then she made me take it off :(
and old news btw
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Male 2,616
real boobs > fake boobs
small boobs > huge boobs
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Male 2,703
they are donating in the hopes of the chick posting the picture of them with new boobs. but like someone said, they will never touch or be near them in person, so its futile. you can get free pron from ANYWHERE on the internet...why pay $10k to see some random girls?
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Male 666
Too bad they don`t have donations for men who want sex changes.
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Male 2,576
I personally Prefer B-C Cups over Ds. Ds are just... too big. I don`t see what other guys find attractive in them. Naturals are much better (unless they are deformed) Which is true.
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Female 700
ok then, dont know what to say to this, kinda stupid, there are better things i could do with $6,000. ya know? pay for a semester of college, down payment on a car, a tattoo..... and i could do all of that with that money... screw fake boobs. I`d rather have real ones that i don`t have to worry about popping when i lay on my stomach.
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Male 645
Rofl @ Manners, I would have just silently agreed with you, But that amusing little diatribe earns you a lol award.
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Male 4,004
I am completely obsessed with boobs. And I can honestly say: If you are dumb enough to want fake boobs, you deserve those big hard lumpy slabs of disgusting silicone hanging off your nasty corpse. Also, I wish the boob surgeon screws up and you get long nasty disfiguring scars on your underboob.

My name is Batmanners, and I hate fake tits. And Lipo, and facial reconstruction...basically, I think ALL women are more meautiful in their natural form rather than in their plastic Barbie form.

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Female 313
^LOL^
and smigbaafm, it`s good to know there are still guys like you out there ^^
=*
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Male 149
I want to be in charge of Quality control.
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Male 648
And yet another slow news day..at least its better than the poopie-Jesus caper a couple days ago.
I`d go for a natural flat-chested girl over some b**** with fake boobs anyday.
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Female 2,074
Good deeds? I`ll do them a good deed and chop their f\/cking balls off.
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Male 1,837
hmmm, "free boob jobs"
well
i was expecting something WAAAAAAAAY differently
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Female 313
i`m happy with my small chest=)
Not too big, not too small. I got used to them, they are 100% natural. i wouldn`t have the surgery even for free.
But i owuld sign up to that website to follow stoogegirl`s plan =D
And yeah, girls, you don`t need surgey, you look beautiful :)
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Male 2,859
Hey free boobies. I`ll get a pair for myself, it`ll give me something to do when I`m bored.
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Male 1,217
You know what came to my mind when she was talking at the end?

Chin-boobs. Now THAT`S messed up.

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Female 387
Women, you don`t need a breast implant. We are beautiful already!

What happened to using money wisely?

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Male 267
i wonder if those guys get a tax credit for donating to a charity?
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Female 660
omg invest in a girl you have never see or will ever meet? I love the internet too.Yeah stoogegirl,sounds like a solid plan
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Male 4,012
^^ That`s the idea, Mouichi :)
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Female 202
Wow, that`s dumb.

It makes me want to make a profile on that site saying I want implants, but instead spend the money on more useful things, like a down payment on a new car. Think they`d check?

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Male 637
That`s not a good image to have in one`s head, at all...
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Male 4,012
I was going to say that we`re going to end up with women with big boobs but ugly faces and had plans of linking an image of such an example, but unfortunately I couldn`t find any.

Ah well, hopefully there would be that image in your heads now at least.

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Male 896
Lol, boobies. I dont think any good intentions were meant for this.
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Male 4,012
Ahhh straight men and their obsession with boobs.

penis

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Male 411
^Simcon
I`ve posted twice, and I don`t quite count as a guy, so the score is more like 8:2
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Male 254
look at how many guys posted here compared with chicks. So far it is:

10 guys

2 girls.

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Male 472
I wonder how do they find scammers like people that sign up just for the money from the ppl giving away money.
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Male 411
It wouldn`t be so sad if you didn`t know that the guys donating money will probaby never even see a breast without looking at porn...
I mean, they`re obviously single already (or will be as soon as their GFs find out), so this must be all they`ve got.
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Male 4,246
Guys are giving away their hard-earned money, never to be seen again, and for what? Enlarging breasts, that these idiots will never see or touch??

WHAT A PACK OF FECKING MORONS.

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Male 637
Now that all the vomit is cleaned up, and I finished watching the video, I thoroughly am sad. That money should be going to me... What happened to the good old days of stuffing your bra, or attaching large magnifying glasses to your nipples? Obviously all is lost. Well, I`m not a boob man, anyways. I`m a penis man.
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Male 777
^ lol
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Male 411
Huh. So now men are just giving money away? It really doesn`t make them look that much more attractive...
That`s straight men for you, I suppose...
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Male 777
Yeah, because we ALL know that women without gigantic boobs need the money WAY more than the starving children of the world.
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Female 296
haha they tried to use puns... how much did they RACK up. lol. damn news people and their puns.
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Female 78
... "I think that`s incredible... I love the internet." Indeed.... indeed.
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Male 637
Yeah, my cat vomited on my bed halfway through this, so I kind`ve lost interest...
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Male 645
How many times must I say it people, Legs>Boobs, Period.
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Male 3,301
Its eHarmony.com from hell.

Fake boobs suck. And to think two flesh-colored plastic bowls surgically attached to your chest is considered attractive. Bleh.

Real boobs FTW!

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Female 1
Link: Free Boob Jobs [Rate Link] - Men doing ``good deeds`` for society by donating money to anonymous women for breast enlargements. (Oh please.)
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