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79 Responses to Coldplay`s Chris Martin Attacks Guy

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    Link: Coldplay`s Chris Martin Attacks Guy - You wouldn`t think Chris Martin could be this aggressive judging from his music, but this clip proves otherwise.
  2. Profile photo of bombsquad505
    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:04 am
    Didn`t really look to me like he attacked him, looked to me like he just took his camera because he was tired of people hounding him. Can`t say I blame him.
  3. Profile photo of gooberguy
    gooberguy Male 13-17
    20 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:04 am
    holy crap
  4. Profile photo of Tomolenko
    Tomolenko Male 13-17
    259 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:04 am
    Doesnt look like him =/
  5. Profile photo of made-in-hull
    made-in-hull Male 18-29
    140 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:13 am
    haha as if! who`s the random guy camera guy with the weird almost slowed down american accent?!?
    madness
  6. Profile photo of sparxcore
    sparxcore Male 18-29
    22 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:13 am
    love the camera guy " You... you... JERK!"
  7. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:15 am
    "Speed of sound to show you how it all began..." THROUGH THIS GUYS CAMERA!
  8. Profile photo of Steno
    Steno Male 18-29
    66 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:18 am
    Go chris! i hate paparazzies...
  9. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:28 am
    I predict a big settlement.
  10. Profile photo of nathorn
    nathorn Female 18-29
    50 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:29 am
    i say fair enough, he was only protecting his wife after all. plus its nice to see he has some balls.
  11. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2008 at 1:37 am
    Sounded like that hilariously angry guy at the post office or wherever... the fruity Ray Romano-voiced guy.
  12. Profile photo of Lumpychump
    Lumpychump Male 18-29
    121 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:41 am
    If I or any normal person was walking along and somebody shoved a great big camera about 5 inches from my face and the flash went off - the photographer would get a smack.
  13. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:49 am
    Sad thing is, he probably will get sued. Injuries, broken camera, mental anguish, all that good stuff...
  14. Profile photo of jkahoon
    jkahoon Female 18-29
    178 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:52 am
    I don`t blame him one bit.
  15. Profile photo of Lumpychump
    Lumpychump Male 18-29
    121 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:54 am
    Yeah it`s ridiculous - I guess the photographer wants a new car or something so he acts like a prize idiot, gets `assaulted` (although how any self-respecting person can stand in court and say that THAT was an assault I don`t know) then gets a litigation lawyer - probably on speed dial. Also, the guy taking the video was a tool - all that and I don`t even like coldplay`s music!
  16. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:54 am
    I blame celebrity culture, the parents, all society and GOD!!!

    Oh, sorry; got a bit carried away, there.

  17. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:59 am
    good on him.. they must surround him contantly.. and when he finaly reacts, thats when the world see`s it.. it`s not fair on him
  18. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2008 at 2:21 am
    Getting `attacked` by the papparazzi would make *anyone* angry/frustrated.

    Oh and even if he was sued, it`s not likely to make a dent in his account. Cameras can only cost so much.

    P.S. I still have a crush on Chris Martin.

  19. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 2:28 am
    I giggled at the camera man`s voice.
  20. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 3:14 am
    So what? The little pest deserved a bit of shoving around. Hardly qualifies as an attack anyway.
  21. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
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    January 21, 2008 at 3:39 am
    Who gives a poo what happens to a stupid paparazi.

    They`re just hobos with cameras.

  22. Profile photo of gnctrkcll
    gnctrkcll Female 18-29
    82 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 4:14 am
    I respect celebrities who beat the poo out of the paparazzi. They really deserve it.
  23. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 5:21 am
    Normally I would feel sorry for a celebrity under this kind of camera scrutinity, but not these two losers...They went on T.V. talking about how stupid Americans and Canadians are compared to Europeans. They named their children Apple and Moses Gun , I say they have a little coming back, and Coldplay is the this millineums version of the band "Air Supply"...they suck. There I said it.
  24. Profile photo of obtusian
    obtusian Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2008 at 5:33 am
    The camera guy saying "and you`re supposed to be father". Loser
  25. Profile photo of Nintendohnut
    Nintendohnut Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2008 at 5:43 am
    I am totally in agreement with what he did. I would hate paparazzi flashing cameras in my face, making fun of me and my wife (I guess when he said congratulations that was because something bad had happened, they were trying to get a response. Stupid goddam cameramen)
  26. Profile photo of WhatInThe42o
    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 5:43 am
    Jewk! Yooooow`re such a jeeewk!
  27. Profile photo of marchhare123
    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 5:48 am
    Lame, I was expecting some Bjork beating a reporter type of thing.

    Oh and if you don`t want people taking your picture in every way, don`t become a celebrity.

  28. Profile photo of bubblebubb
    bubblebubb Female 18-29
    339 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 6:04 am
    LOL i didnt even know people could get that stupid :/

    "You jerk! You`re supposed to be a father..." Hmm, coming from a guy that`s spent all day lazing around waiting for people to stalk with a camera

  29. Profile photo of idiotkiller
    idiotkiller Male 13-17
    162 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 7:12 am
    What`s the movie about the guy who gets constantly attacked by cameramen, so he punches one, they get it on camera and then take pictures of him driving until he gets in a car wreck with his wife, so he goes on a paparazzi killing spree?
  30. Profile photo of idiotkiller
    idiotkiller Male 13-17
    162 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 7:15 am
    I`m a little disappointed though, I thought he was going to randomly assault some pedestrian innocently walking to his daughters birthday party so he could give her the present he had his secretary buy, but instead they attack some camera guy that had it coming anyway.
  31. Profile photo of biffyclyro27
    biffyclyro27 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 7:48 am
    paparazzi are arseholes
  32. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 7:57 am
    I love him no matter what!

    And honestly that`s not a good moment to bother someone with the camera, he was leaving the hospital, I suppose bad night and besides they annoy him. Papparazzi show some respect!

  33. Profile photo of horn4231
    horn4231 Male 18-29
    87 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 8:29 am
    that guys is awesome. i don`t blame him one bit.
  34. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 8:33 am
    Wait he`s the dude that sings about everything being yellow, right?
  35. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
    308 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 8:53 am
    I love the dumbass yelling about the camera.

    "You give it back to him or this door`s getting broken!"

  36. Profile photo of RelaxEnjoy
    RelaxEnjoy Male 18-29
    205 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 8:56 am
    my hatred of chris martin has decreased slightly
  37. Profile photo of StopSmiling
    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 9:12 am
    Even if it was him, I think he had every right to do that. The media are out to get all the gossip on everyone just because it sells. He was right, the way the guy behind the camera was talking to people was so degrading. The media don`t treat people like people, they treat them like objects of interest and that is in no way fair.
  38. Profile photo of garnye
    garnye Male 13-17
    199 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 9:16 am
    "You jerk! I follow you around ALL day and take pictures cuz its my JOBOBOB, I CANT SPEAKPROPERENGLISH RABBLERABBLERBA}RKEKR"
  39. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 9:18 am
    So what? Dont blame him
  40. Profile photo of rakata
    rakata Female 18-29
    28 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 9:21 am
    fake
    britney strategy for make for millons
    i hate all this attention whore
  41. Profile photo of Tranchevin
    Tranchevin Male 18-29
    3 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 9:31 am
    I got a new goal in my life. I want to fight with Chris Martin.
  42. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 9:51 am
    I am a bit torn. One one hand I really feel for Gwenyth because she looks so sad coming from the hospital and all but then she is a celebrity and when you are a celebrity you are in the camera`s eye constantly so they should always (no matter what) be prepared for that.

    On the other hand the paparazzi are just doing their job BUT I would think that there are such things as common sense. If you can tell someone is distraught or something like that then, yes, take your pictures but you don`t have to be all in in their faces. They are distraught for a reason and people can only be pushed so far.

    I am perplexed....

  43. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 10:11 am
    Good job, he should smack more of those idiotic paparazi, while hes at it I wish he would smack everyone who reads a gosipmagazine as well.
  44. Profile photo of sylvieee
    sylvieee Female 13-17
    23 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 10:23 am
    i think the camera guy is a jerk :)
  45. Profile photo of xskullkidx
    xskullkidx Male 13-17
    277 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 10:39 am
    *nab*

    "oi. . oi what do you think ya` doin`!?"

    "HEFF SOME RESPEEEECT... YOUUR SUPPOOOSED TOO BEE A FAATHER.. YOOOOOU JEEEEERK"


    wtf.

  46. Profile photo of Rhino5000
    Rhino5000 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 10:45 am
    Paparazzi are the lowest form of life on the planet.
    Absolutely pathetic.
  47. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 10:58 am
    agreed with Rhino

    i`m so with Chris on this (if its really him)

  48. Profile photo of juggalo23
    juggalo23 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 10:59 am
    "your supposed to be a fathah"
    lol
  49. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 11:04 am
    ooh "jerk"

    strong words there, yaar.

  50. Profile photo of Trexa
    Trexa Female 18-29
    283 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 11:06 am
    Ha ha, the one guys that got "attacked" was funny, "What do ya think you`re doin?"

    And...
    "I"ll break this door!"
    "You`re supposed to be the faaaather!"

    That guy has a weird voice.

  51. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 11:09 am
    AHAHAHAH


    Or this doors gettin broken!

  52. Profile photo of danasmana
    danasmana Female 13-17
    66 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 11:09 am
    if he dosnt want cameras in his face he shouldnt be famous


  53. Profile photo of kenneth7415
    kenneth7415 Male 13-17
    81 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 11:12 am
    you go chris. i drating hate paparazzis. someone has to show them some RESPECT.
  54. Profile photo of Diddie
    Diddie Male 18-29
    217 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 11:38 am
    Razi [email protected] - the camera man was blatently trying to provoke further reaction so he could get some pay out..
  55. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 11:42 am
    I`d buy that guy a beer.
  56. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 11:59 am
    I really hate the fact our legal system will let these lay-abouts harass someone to the point the victim will get sued if they react.
  57. Profile photo of diablocat9
    diablocat9 Female 13-17
    45 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    I totally agree with this guy. Flippin paparazzi following him around all the time. Obviously something bad had happened, and all of a sudden they stick a camera in his face. It`s rude and disrespectful. Respect other human beings privacy, please.
  58. Profile photo of Twoflour
    Twoflour Male 13-17
    14 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    paparazzi need to get a fecking life
  59. Profile photo of GlassTrinket
    GlassTrinket Female 13-17
    110 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    Don`t blame him.
  60. Profile photo of Tupper
    Tupper Male 30-39
    54 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    I can`t believe I`m on the side of Chris Martin, but nice one pal.

  61. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    I love the line, "You`re supposed to be a father!" Fathers never try to protect their families, apparently.
  62. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    "WHAT A JERK (joke?) YOU ARE, YOU`RE SUPPOSED TO BE A FATHER!"
  63. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    hes not the jerk! geesh! the stupid paprazzi hanging around all the time bothering him are the jerks! If I was in position I would smash his camera and drive away.
  64. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    He`s only human... Retaliation is inevitable when getting pushed too far.
  65. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    I can`t blame him, someone flashing a camera in my face would definetly make me go a little off my rocker. Besides he just took his F***ing camera, it`s not like he curb stomped him. The camerman actually assaulted him but whatever....
  66. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    "Oh and if you don`t want people taking your picture in every way, don`t become a celebrity."

    It`s harder than that you Dumb non-nice individual.... You can`t just Un-become a celebrity.

  67. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    hehe..
  68. Profile photo of zecromancer
    zecromancer Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    Am I the only one who thinks this might be fake?
  69. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    January 21, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    He didn`t attack a guy, he disarmed a paparazzo. (Singular form of paparazzi, I looked it up.)
  70. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    January 21, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    I hope that poor camera man sues his ass off. He was assalted and humiliated at the hands of an agresive bully.
  71. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    what does his being a father have to do with anything? a father can`t get fed up with people being in his face?
  72. Profile photo of panda_attack
    panda_attack Female 18-29
    30 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 10:38 pm
    This should not be "coldplay man attacks guy" it should be "coldplay man attacks paparazzi dicks who think it`s ok to butt into his life after his wife`s been in the hospital."
  73. Profile photo of idiotkiller
    idiotkiller Male 13-17
    162 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 10:38 pm
    inversely, I hope the cameraman later gets in a car accident or trips and lands on some bullets. He goes around all day feasting on the lives of anyone slightly popular, exploiting any and all terrible events to boost their pay, and now he`s getting all of that shoved back in his face and he starts complaning. I think the "agresive bully" diserves a medal of honor


  74. Profile photo of Dizieze
    Dizieze Male 18-29
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    January 22, 2008 at 7:58 am
    You...YOU JERK!!!!
  75. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    January 22, 2008 at 11:46 am
    Even Bjork`s attacked a papz. If she does it, they are annoying her.
  76. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
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    January 22, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    Do you think the cameramen have a choice? They have to get up-close shots or they get fired. All they want is to do their job and go home without having to deal with this kind of crap.
  77. Profile photo of d_87bob
    d_87bob Male 18-29
    48 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    Perhaps they should get a better job. Is it going to take the death of one of these idiot camera men for them to leave celebrities alone?
  78. Profile photo of skullkid700
    skullkid700 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    January 23, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    Hahaha!!!
    That guy talking was so retarded!
  79. Profile photo of idiotkiller
    idiotkiller Male 13-17
    162 posts
    January 23, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    "hye chris, thanks for the video, you better give the camera back to him or this doors getting broken"

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