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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:39 am
    Link: Caption if You Can 3 - If it`s Tuesday, that must mean I-A-B`s caption contest is on again. Click through for this week`s photo and the rules.
  2. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:44 am
    If you`re familiar with the game, caption on with as many submissions as you want. The polls for the Top 10 submissions will be ready for your vote in 24 hours.

    If you`re not familiar with Caption If You Can, click here for rules and all that other technical information you may need.

  3. Profile photo of PalpGutz
    PalpGutz Male 18-29
    96 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:03 am
    A long time ago in a bondage shop far far away...
  4. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
    267 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:04 am
    CAPTION: Handcuffs were the only way these lonely storm troopers were going to get any action.
  5. Profile photo of justdidit
    justdidit Male 18-29
    49 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:04 am
    CAPTION:
    Kinky, let`s get these handcuffs on...now we have 45 minutes for me and my buddy to take you to my place on our bicycles, 2 hours to take these costumes off, and then a good 20 minutes to have a little fun before it`s my Mom`s bedtime at 7:00...
  6. Profile photo of PalpGutz
    PalpGutz Male 18-29
    96 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:05 am
    TK-421 wasn`t at his post because he was flirting with girls in the Death Star mall.
  7. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:07 am
    CAPTION:
    "And you two shall be my sla-- WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!"
  8. Profile photo of StphnHrrll
    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:07 am
    CAPTION

    "You girls ever had a trooper in your pooper?"

  9. Profile photo of StphnHrrll
    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:08 am
    LOL at kisato.....damn
  10. Profile photo of Nevermore7
    Nevermore7 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:09 am
    CAPTION: "Haha, okay... that`s funny... Now, who has the key?"
  11. Profile photo of PalpGutz
    PalpGutz Male 18-29
    96 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:09 am
    while the other stormtroopers were looking for 2 droids, these troopers were looking for booty.
  12. Profile photo of partyhardyet
    partyhardyet Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:10 am
    CAPTION: What do you mean you forgot the cup?
  13. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
    267 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:10 am
    CAPTION: Rounding up some fresh meat for jaba.
  14. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:11 am
    We can stop at this point, Kisato wins!
  15. Profile photo of calmelbourne
    calmelbourne Male 13-17
    169 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:14 am
    CAPTION: The Star Wars Bondage Fetish is the newest thing to hit the pornography industry.
  16. Profile photo of Lesberry
    Lesberry Female 18-29
    54 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:14 am
    Caption: How many troopers does it take to get to the center of your… pants?
  17. Profile photo of Steno
    Steno Male 18-29
    66 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:15 am
    CAPTION:
    Stormtrooper: I`m the Juggernaut, B****! You my slave!
    Girl: LOL!
  18. Profile photo of sweetiepi123
    sweetiepi123 Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 1:20 am
    CAPTION: haha they`re laughing now...
  19. Profile photo of mischief83
    mischief83 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:21 am
    Why, yes, this is the smallest sized stormtrooper crotch piece that fits me.
  20. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:22 am
    Caption: Hey bill, when you signed up for this job, did it ever occur to you that someone might take a picture at an awkward moment...and then make sexual jokes about it?

    "nahh"

  21. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:23 am
    CAPTION: "You are arrested for BEING TOO SEXY!!!"
  22. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:24 am
    Faith
    Believing that one day the force will bring you chicks.
  23. Profile photo of fa11en123
    fa11en123 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:26 am
    CAPTION:
    Girls: LOL nice underwear.
    Stromtrooper: All right that`s enough. You are underarrest for teasing a stromtrooper.
    The other stromtrooper: *AHEM*
  24. Profile photo of mischief83
    mischief83 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:27 am
    Stormtrooper DJs always carry around 2 ipods on their belts and glow bracelets, just in case a rave breaks out at the Comic Con
  25. Profile photo of youturnmeon
    youturnmeon Female 70 & Over
    245 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:29 am
    CAPTION:: The pants may not look like much girls, but they`ve got it where it counts.
  26. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:30 am
    GIRL: "I hope those are guys in the costumes!"
  27. Profile photo of laMigra77
    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:31 am
    CAPTION: Perhaps the force will convince you two from being lesbians any longer.
  28. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:33 am
    STORMTROOPER: "Wait until you girls see the laser whip!"
  29. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:34 am
    *caption*

    S**T! i left the keys back at my mom`s place.


  30. Profile photo of JiminyCricky
    JiminyCricky Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:35 am
    CAPTION:
    Left Stormtrooper to Right Stormtrooper:
    "Dude, These aren`t the droids we`re looking for."
  31. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:37 am
    *caption*
    The force shall be with you always....
    it just comes in rhe form of a knee to the crotch
  32. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:38 am
    *caption*

    \/These captions suck/\
  33. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:39 am
    Good one, JiminyCricky!
    But you could enhance that:
    RIGHT STORMTROOPER: "But they are the ones I`M looking for!"
  34. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:40 am
    *yet another caption*

    FANCYLAD`S "GIRLFRIENDS" ARE NOW MINE!!!!!!!!

  35. Profile photo of laMigra77
    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:40 am
    CAPTION: "Sorry, no Trekkies allowed in here. Whattya think we are, geeks?"
  36. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:40 am
    And im tired of using all my caption ideas now
    GOOD LUCK PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
  37. Profile photo of Gh4z
    Gh4z Male 18-29
    234 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:42 am
    CAPTION: May the handcuffs be with you, forever.. muahahah
  38. Profile photo of shadow50001
    shadow50001 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:44 am
    CAPTION: Stormtrooper: I can`t believe you let me cuff you theres not even a keyhole on this thing!"
  39. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:46 am
    CAPTION: "Alright, we`re the stormtroopers and you are the naughty schoolgirls!"
  40. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:52 am
    CAPTION: Even after so many years, people still question the reasoning behind random handcuffing made by stormtroopers in shopping malls.
  41. Profile photo of xposya
    xposya Male 30-39
    12 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:52 am
    CAPTION: Are these the droids we are looking for?
  42. Profile photo of xposya
    xposya Male 30-39
    12 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:53 am
    CAPTION: These are not the droids we are looking for
  43. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:54 am
    CAPTION: Girl *sarcasticly laughing*: "Ok this was fun for the first 5 minutes but know its getting kinda creepy..."
  44. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:54 am
    CAPTION:
    Wanna see the size of my blaster?
  45. Profile photo of D_Train23
    D_Train23 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:55 am
    CAPTION: Now that i have your attention, hows about we whip out my lightsaber and i teach you the ways of the force
  46. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:55 am
    CAPTION:
    Stormtroopers use the force more than Luke Skywalker - the thrusting force that is
  47. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:55 am
    Caption: How many Stormtroopers does it take to get a girl? The world may never know...
  48. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:56 am
    CAPTION:
    Vader`s gonna be pissed; he hates it when he`s not involved in the kinky stuff.
  49. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:56 am
    Caption:
    Stormtrooper: "They also make great masturbation tools..."
  50. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:00 am
    CAPTION:
    Girl: Aren`t you two a little short to be stormtroopers?
    --------------------------------------

    Couldn`t resist:P

  51. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:01 am
    CAPTION: Star Wars + girls who can`t run away = every geeks wet dream!
  52. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:01 am
    Caption:
    Stormtrooper with cuffs: "And then C3PO handcuffed me like this..."
    Other Stormtrooper: "This must be like the 1000th time ive heard this story..."
  53. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:01 am
    CAPTION: These are not the girls we`re looking for.
    You can go about your business.
    Move along, Move along.
  54. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:03 am
    CAPTION:
    Ladies love a man in uniform...especially when their freedom depends on it.
    ---------------------------------------------------
    Alright...that was lame, I`m done now.
  55. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:03 am
    CAPTION: "2 Stormtroopers 1 Cup" (Someone had to say it)
  56. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:04 am
    CAPTION:

    Loudspeaker: "Starship now boarding from Terminal 8"
    Stormtroopers: "Well we better get going... we`ll catch up with you on Naboo"

  57. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:05 am
    CAPTION:

    Gayness brought them together, handcuffs kept them together.

  58. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:10 am
    CAPTION: Lord Vader said if we can get 2 girls together for him we`d get a promotion.

    On a side note, I predict another landslide victory.

  59. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:15 am
    Who`s the Land Slide Victory?
  60. Profile photo of MiamiFi216
    MiamiFi216 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:17 am
    Caption:
    Trooper 1: See honey, wouldn`t these bracelets just match our outfits perfectly?
    Trooper 2: **Sigh**
  61. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:17 am
    GIRL TO OTHER GIRL: "Keep laughing, don`t make them angry!"
  62. Profile photo of robint88
    robint88 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:19 am
    CAPTION: Later on you`re going to feel the force...
  63. Profile photo of BoredOldFart
    BoredOldFart Male 50-59
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:21 am
    Intergalactic war was avoided when Mary Ann agreed to go steady with Comander Vrotkst of Pultron.
  64. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:21 am
    Windrider15: Kisato`s.
  65. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:22 am
    well it was good but i dont think its gonna be a repeat of last week

    im sure some1 will think of something to match it

  66. Profile photo of BoredOldFart
    BoredOldFart Male 50-59
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:22 am
    The "willing sex slave" bracelets the invaders bought from the Acme Company were a big disapointment.
  67. Profile photo of avidfilipino
    avidfilipino Male 13-17
    300 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:30 am
    CAPTION: Ahahaha! Yeah, so. . .your place or mine?
  68. Profile photo of GZas
    GZas Male 18-29
    68 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:36 am
    CAPTION:
    SUPER STORM TROOPER HANDCUFFS!
    Pickin` up ugly girls was never cooler!
  69. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:38 am
    @Pabasa - Kisato`s was ok, think I saw a couple others that could definitely be contenders.
  70. Profile photo of Neyro
    Neyro Male 18-29
    148 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:42 am
    By Imperial Order 69, You are under arrest because We cannot tell if you are a Male or a Female.
  71. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:56 am
    CAPTION: WE IZ IN UR SHOPPING MALLZ, HANDCUFFIN YOUR WIMENZ
  72. Profile photo of maba123
    maba123 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:00 am
    CAPTION: He likes it kinky!
  73. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:02 am
    CAPTION: "Thank God no-one takes rapists in stormtrooper costumes seriously!"
  74. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:04 am
    CAPTION:
    "Hi girls! I`d like to introduce my "Yoda" to your "Sarlaccs."
  75. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:05 am
    Caption: "Stormtroopers is filmed on location with the men and women of the Empire themselves. All Rebels are innocent until being frozen in carbonite in a court of law."
  76. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:08 am
    Caption: And this is what we use to keep our balls in place as our bodies are sliced in half by a pink lightsaber!
  77. Profile photo of laMigra77
    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:09 am
    CAPTION: "Sorry ladies, but jean jackets went out of style quicker than Mark Hamill`s movie career."
  78. Profile photo of candlewood
    candlewood Male 13-17
    12 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:09 am
    Girl: I`ve got those same handcuffs expect their pink and fuzzy!!!
  79. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:10 am
    CAPTION: "GIRLS: I wonder if there be cake?
    STORMTROOPER: F*ck you"
  80. Profile photo of Djmartyn
    Djmartyn Male 18-29
    43 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:11 am
    "That`s another one tagged, there not getting away again, i haven`t had sex for weeks"
  81. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:12 am
    Comment:
  82. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:15 am
    Stormtrooper: Just my luck to run into a couple of lesbians. Now I won`t be able to get laid before I`m 38.
  83. Profile photo of Trisj
    Trisj Male 18-29
    22 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:20 am
    CAPTION: Doesn`t look like we`ll need to see your identification
  84. Profile photo of Trisj
    Trisj Male 18-29
    22 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:21 am
    CAPTION:
    LEFT STORMTROOPER: Wait till i take off this belt!
  85. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:22 am
    CAPTION:
    Trooper: -Ok, You hold it like this, and press the button, when you hear "UOOUUUUUUUUUUNN", It´s on.
  86. Profile photo of Trisj
    Trisj Male 18-29
    22 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:22 am
    CAPTION: Time to execute order 69!
  87. Profile photo of mikeyblonde
    mikeyblonde Male 13-17
    11 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:23 am
    we didn`t get any dames like this back on kamino, BRING ON THE LADIES!!!
  88. Profile photo of mcdanny
    mcdanny Male 13-17
    13 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:26 am
    CAPTION:trooper(1)"gang bang anyone?"trooper(2)"how come he always goes first?"
  89. Profile photo of Trisj
    Trisj Male 18-29
    22 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:33 am
    CAPTION: I bet George Lucas never imagined stormtroppers doing this
  90. Profile photo of 0Johno
    0Johno Male 13-17
    32 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:34 am
    CAPTION: *heh, mind control at its finest.*
  91. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:41 am
    CAPTION: *One fanboy in stormtrooper costume to the other* So are these the ones who said spock could beat skywalker in a fight
  92. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:43 am
    CAPTION: There wasn`t anything in the Stormtrooper`s Handbook about bringing home women, is there?
  93. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:44 am
    CAPTION: These aren`t the boobs you`re looking for. *waves his hand*
  94. Profile photo of mariya
    mariya Male 30-39
    10 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:44 am
    Girl 1: "o.k. you can have the ugly one."
    Girl 2: laughing.. "which one is the ugly one.??"
  95. Profile photo of Killamagig
    Killamagig Male 13-17
    9 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:48 am
    CAPTION: Yeah, your laughing now. Just wait `till you see what we look like with our suits off...
  96. Profile photo of italianoboy2
    italianoboy2 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:53 am
    caption: Im sorry, no lesbians allowed on Death Star.
  97. Profile photo of rhyknow
    rhyknow Male 13-17
    32 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:54 am
    CAPTION: After the demise of the Galactic Empire, the Stormtroopers had to find alternative sources of income arresting civilians for minor offenses
  98. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:56 am
    StphnHrrll wins. i can`t stop laughing. kisato is also good.
  99. Profile photo of Coxy999
    Coxy999 Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 3:59 am
    CAPTION:
    STORMTROOPER:Ladies, little taste of the dark side?,Wanna come back to the ship check out my E-11 blaster rifle?.

    GIRLS: LOL, hey these cuffs wont undo!.

    STORMTROOPER: Just get in the van.

  100. Profile photo of leon109
    leon109 Male 13-17
    91 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:10 am
    CAPTION:
    You have the right to remain silent, ladies. Anything you say can and will make me hold you against me. Ohhhh yeaaaaah.
  101. Profile photo of RAWRRRrr
    RAWRRRrr Male 13-17
    157 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:12 am
    CAPTION:
    trooper w/cuffs-"Damnit,Ted,how the hell do you do you open these things?"
    other trooper"If they have to go to the bathroom,dont worry,ive got a cup."
  102. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:18 am
    CAPTION:
    Stom Trooper suits $500x2
    Handcuffs $50
    Parking Bill $20

    Picking up starwars nerd chicks for sex - Priceless

    There are some things you can`t buy for the rest thre is mastercard!

  103. Profile photo of Gskillit
    Gskillit Male 18-29
    54 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:19 am
    Trooper1: Oh hell, I know I should have paid more attention in Rubick`s cube club.
    Trooper2: Lets make a break for the basement while they still think it`s a joke!
  104. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:21 am

    CAPTION:

    *** SEVEN-TEEN ***


    -----------------------------------

    Sorry, people.... I had to. lol

  105. Profile photo of ronronbert
    ronronbert Male 70 & Over
    43 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:24 am
    CAPTION:
    "im here to sex you"
    "arent you a little small for a storm trooper"
  106. Profile photo of apoet4life
    apoet4life Male 18-29
    236 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:36 am
    CAPTION:
    Bill: Are you sure handcuffing them at a Star Wars convention is a good idea?
    Hilary: You have your way of getting votes and I have mine!
  107. Profile photo of styx666
    styx666 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:37 am
    CAPTION: 1st: Ok ladies you`re coming with us!
    2nd: Sweet! Just bagged us some F*** Buddys!
  108. Profile photo of Diddie
    Diddie Male 18-29
    217 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:42 am
    CAPTION
    `She later found he was a clone of dwarf proportions under the crotch plate`
  109. Profile photo of SupahStrider
    SupahStrider Male 18-29
    37 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:43 am
    CAPTION: Wait till I show Vader what a fine specimen i found!! I`ll get a promotion for sure!
  110. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:55 am
    CAPTION: You are under arrest for rejecting us in high school.
  111. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:57 am
    CAPTION: (Storm trooper on the left) He never wants to use the cuffs with me
  112. Profile photo of firetiger16
    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:00 am
    Trooper- You are now the sole property of AKappy.

    Girl. LOL That smartass?

  113. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:01 am
    CAPTION: The storm troopers were banished from a galaxy far far away and forced to work as local "mall cops"
  114. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:05 am
    CAPTION: I think if i just...and they snap into position like this...awe shoot! I usually just shoot people.
  115. Profile photo of wiredtobits
    wiredtobits Male 18-29
    47 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:05 am
    Caption:
    (Cuff Trooper to awkward Trooper)
    I`m sorry Mark,
    But I told ya your girlfriend was a whore;
    I mean she`ll go with ANYTHING in a uniform
  116. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:13 am
    CAPTION: It wasn`t until later that night that Christy and Jen realized that both their boyfriends worked at the mall
  117. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:17 am
    CAPTION: Chuck Norris doesn`t participate in caption competitions. He wins them!
  118. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:18 am
    CAPTION: The more serious and stern storm trooper Ted was never interested in flirting with earth girls.
  119. Profile photo of Kharrut1
    Kharrut1 Female 18-29
    83 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:19 am
    Well, I`m not really into role playing....but what the heck!
  120. Profile photo of Kneuronak
    Kneuronak Male 13-17
    16 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:20 am
    CAPTION:: "Hehe, dude. Let`s put `em in the trash compactor!"

    CAPTION:: -Since the end of the clone wars, stormtroopers have had to find alternate sources of revenue. These two are on "Fashion Police Troopers", and are arresting these women for the criminal overuse of denim.-

  121. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:21 am
    Droid 1: Luke Skywalker`s light saber has nothing on my Super Trooper!

    Droid 2: He ain`t kiddin`, girl! He AINT KIDDING!

  122. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:22 am
    CAPTION: How about posting the winner from last week already for drat sakes.
  123. Profile photo of xXkimXx
    xXkimXx Female 18-29
    415 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:23 am
    CAPTION: The annual Star Wars convention was beckoning closer, and Joe & Ted were still unable to find consenting dates.
  124. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:26 am
    CAPTION: Ever since Carl stopped wearing his WWDVD? (What Would Darth Vader Do?) bracelet, he has been acting more promiscuous.
  125. Profile photo of cookie11111
    cookie11111 Male 13-17
    184 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:29 am
    Oh My God Geoffrey, meeting these women was so not worth taking our Limited Edition Stormtrooper costumes out of their Ultra Limited Edition 30 Year Anniversary Packaging.
  126. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:33 am
    CAPTION: Storm trooper Merv the Perv.
  127. Profile photo of Symbolical
    Symbolical Male 13-17
    3 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:40 am
    Stormtroopers found to be guilty of homosexuality we`re punished by being laughed at by kinky girls whilst having the whole event recorded on a ridiculous amount of cameras.
  128. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:41 am
    CAPTION: Once again Storm trooper`s Jim and Andy went to Tatooine`s local mall in their work clothes.
  129. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:41 am
    CAPTION: "All right, full cavity search :D"
  130. Profile photo of laMigra77
    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:44 am
    CAPTION: "We need to get on a different detail. I`m so tired of finding skanks to please Lord Vader. It was so much easier when he was in his `Ewok` phase."
  131. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:47 am
    CAPTION: Star Wars Episode X: Storm troopers Bill and Ted`s Excellent Adventure
  132. Profile photo of wuguwa
    wuguwa Male 18-29
    152 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:52 am
    CAPTION: Trooper 1:ksh...so have you ladies...ksh...ever heard of...ksh...cosplay porn.
    Girls: Why the fu*k do you keep saying "ksh" you fu*kin dweeb.
    Trooper 2: Obviously you girls are at the wrong convention. Come on Steve, those green chicks look frisky.
  133. Profile photo of Meeqs
    Meeqs Female 18-29
    35 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:54 am
    Ladies you have just been caught. By the sexy police!
  134. Profile photo of marchhare123
    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:55 am
    Caption: This is why you never joke about Vader`s lightsaber.
  135. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:09 am
    CAPTION:

    Will you be the Joda or I ?

  136. Profile photo of revodin
    revodin Male 18-29
    27 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:12 am
    Caption:

    Scenes from the first intergalatic gay marriages

  137. Profile photo of paNix3d
    paNix3d Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:14 am
    CAPTION: HALT! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST AND WILL BE FORCED TO BE HANDCUFFED TO THIS UGLY WOMAN FOR AS LONG AS I DEEM... QUIT LAUGHING!!!! SERIOUSLY... please?
  138. Profile photo of ethoma1
    ethoma1 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:21 am
    CAPTION: I swear I did not shoplift this cool t-shirt.
  139. Profile photo of ethoma1
    ethoma1 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:22 am
    CAPTION: Whatever happened to plain-old camera surveillance at the shopping mall?
  140. Profile photo of avs5221
    avs5221 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:25 am
    **CAPTION UNAVAILABLE DUE TO INTERGALACTIC WAR**
  141. Profile photo of revodin
    revodin Male 18-29
    27 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:28 am
    Caption:

    These Stormtroopers failed to strike fear into anyone.

  142. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:34 am
    CAPTION:

    Girls: ZOMG!!!!11! THIS IS SOOOO GREAT!
    Trooper 1: *to Trooper 2* HAHA the jokes on them, i used these on my wife last night.

  143. Profile photo of ketchupkid
    ketchupkid Male 13-17
    17 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:37 am
    CAPTION:
    Trooper: "I TOLD YOU, EVERYONE IS SUBJECT TO RULE 36!"
  144. Profile photo of huktonfoniks
    huktonfoniks Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:42 am
    Caption: Come with me, i`ll show you what a real lightsaber looks like!
  145. Profile photo of soaperguy29
    soaperguy29 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:43 am
    Its okay Jeff, they can come in, they have the secret decoder bracelets from the cereal box.
  146. Profile photo of Jaellot
    Jaellot Male 18-29
    95 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:47 am
    You had me at "These are not the droids we`re looking for."
  147. Profile photo of Gh4z
    Gh4z Male 18-29
    234 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:47 am
    CAPTION: I made yoo a suit but I eated it! Only these partses left fram belt so pwease take itz!
  148. Profile photo of kallemoen
    kallemoen Male 13-17
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:49 am
    sorry only gay males!
  149. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:52 am
    CAPTION: Later on I`ll show you my lightsaber.
  150. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1517 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:53 am
    CAPTION: Now do you feel the force? Ladies: No...
    DAMNIT! Women never do...
  151. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:53 am
    CAPTION: Gotcha! Finally I can take you were no woman has gone before!
  152. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:55 am
    CAPTION: Stormtrooper in the back: Man, why didn`t I bring my cuffs...
  153. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:56 am
    CAPTION: I`ll stormtroop your poop-shoot!
  154. Profile photo of Galuf
    Galuf Male 18-29
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:00 am
    CAPTION:
    Oooooohh you girls are kinky
  155. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:00 am
    CAPTION:
    Girl: I`ve never heard of any Female Boob Inspector-department.
    Trooper: Uhm... Yeah... I have a t-shirt to prove it. I`ll show you when we get to my bedroom. (lol blondes)
  156. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:02 am
    CAPTION:
    Girl: Look, we told you! Either one of us is princess Leiah!
    Trooper: LoL! stfu! Like I care...
  157. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:03 am
    CAPTION: Trooper: here, free cuffs for those who wear the same glasses as my friend
  158. Profile photo of trippy123
    trippy123 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:06 am
    CAPTION: k we have wat we need lets go back to the "studio".
  159. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:06 am
    CAPTION:
    "You are now intergalactic prostitutes. Resist and face the wrath of Pimp Vader."
  160. Profile photo of Mrsparks795
    Mrsparks795 Male 13-17
    326 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:06 am
    CAPTION: when they said "match maker" i didn`t know that they made us stay together!
  161. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:08 am
    CAPTION: "HEY! No fair! Give them back!"
  162. Profile photo of masterbob
    masterbob Male 13-17
    391 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:09 am
    CAPTION: Stormtroopers gone wild.
  163. Profile photo of masterbob
    masterbob Male 13-17
    391 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:12 am
    Caption:after the Death Star blew for the 2nd time, the remaining troopers were forced into prostitution.
  164. Profile photo of slugatony
    slugatony Male 18-29
    3 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:16 am
    ::caption:: Trooper; I am the keeper of a greater power, a power known throughout the universe as the...
    Girl; ...the Force?
    Trooper; No, the Schwartz!
  165. Profile photo of pixxiespaz
    pixxiespaz Female 18-29
    6 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:17 am
    CAPTION:: Date rape was never this easy before
  166. Profile photo of slugatony
    slugatony Male 18-29
    3 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:19 am
    or... (sorry, Spaceballs kind of mood here ) ::caption:: Trooper on the left; I bet she gives great helmet...
  167. Profile photo of Beefynick
    Beefynick Male 18-29
    76 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:21 am
    Caption: See John, I told you nerds could get chicks.
  168. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:23 am
    "I can`t believe this girl let me touch her!"
  169. Profile photo of Todesauge
    Todesauge Male 18-29
    57 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:30 am
    Caption: Tag: Alright now I`m going to put these on you *rwaarw!* ok bink you... you put those on.
    Bink: don`t worry ladies I think I know what he has in mind.
  170. Profile photo of romboy
    romboy Male 18-29
    221 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:33 am
    CAPTION: "So let me get this straight, if I let you girls go, then you`ll forget this whole thing ever happened?" "Yeah." "Of course." "And I don`t have to pay child support?" "Not at all!" "Nope. It will be our pleasure to bear your guy`s child." "Well okay then Let`s go ahead and let them go." "Yup let`s do that"
  171. Profile photo of sincostan
    sincostan Male 18-29
    15 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:34 am
    CAPTION: Alright Bill, it worked! Now call your mom so we can get these two back to your basement.
  172. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:35 am
    CAPTION:

    Star Whores

  173. Profile photo of chopsuii
    chopsuii Male 18-29
    11 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:37 am
    CAPTION: Tickets to the Star Wars convention: $50. Dorky costumes: $250. Bondage nerd hookup of a lifetime: priceless.
  174. Profile photo of Benoxxxx
    Benoxxxx Male 13-17
    55 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:38 am
    CAPTION: 2 Women Arrested For Posting YET ANOTHER 2 Girls 1 Cup Caption To IAB.
  175. Profile photo of biffyclyro27
    biffyclyro27 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:47 am
    Caption:

    2 storm trooper costumes - $200
    2 bus tickets up to that well known local Star Wars museum - $5
    bagging yourself a couple of tourists under the impression that you are in fact storm troopers - priceless

  176. Profile photo of Benoxxxx
    Benoxxxx Male 13-17
    55 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:49 am
    CAPTION: Hey, Fancylad! If You Don`t Put This Caption In The Top 10, You`re Gay!! LOLz
  177. Profile photo of toffee69
    toffee69 Female 13-17
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:49 am
    no really, yours are bigger
  178. Profile photo of waterskiier
    waterskiier Female 13-17
    31 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:02 am
    The police force must be getting despertate
  179. Profile photo of YouAreAShoe
    YouAreAShoe Male 18-29
    136 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:10 am
    CAPTION: plastic cups gives cuffs to you
  180. Profile photo of Sonic2001
    Sonic2001 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:12 am
    Caption:
    Girl: Haha you think thats funny, me and her both used to be guys.
    Stormtrooper: What....?
  181. Profile photo of marc_555
    marc_555 Male 13-17
    116 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:18 am
    Storm Trooper in the background:
    Why does he always get the girls....
  182. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:21 am
    CAPTION: Storm Trooper: Hello
    Girl: Hey
  183. Profile photo of aven
    aven Female 18-29
    183 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:29 am
    Caption: if lesbians wear handcuffs then i guess gay guys where storm trooper suits. kinky yes??
  184. Profile photo of theend404
    theend404 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:32 am
    CAPTION: With this bracelet you will be my princess. Let`s go, my mom is waiting for me outside the Sbarro`s entrance.
  185. Profile photo of Mossoi
    Mossoi Male 18-29
    65 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:35 am
    Caption - "Apple chose an aggressive strategy to market their new iCuffs."
  186. Profile photo of homie
    homie Male 13-17
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:39 am
    CAPTION:
    Right stormtrooper: Now you stay here and think about what you`ve done.
  187. Profile photo of dado
    dado Male 13-17
    13 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:39 am
    i now pronouce you woman and woman storm troopers
  188. Profile photo of llDayo
    llDayo Male 30-39
    144 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:41 am
    CAPTION:
    Inform Lord Vader we`ve captured his 6 o`clocks.
  189. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:41 am
    Caption- Roleplay- UR DOIN IT WRONG!!11!!
  190. Profile photo of homie
    homie Male 13-17
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:42 am
    CAPTION:
    Left stormtrooper: Mum says you should stop embarrassing yourself.
  191. Profile photo of xskullkidx
    xskullkidx Male 13-17
    277 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:42 am
    CAPTION: "right now im gonna move your hands up and down, and i want you to repeat this, to Darth`s face. he will love you for it!"
  192. Profile photo of llDayo
    llDayo Male 30-39
    144 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:42 am
    CAPTION:
    Sorry for the misunderstanding, ladies. We mistook you for a couple of fugitive wookies.
  193. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:43 am
    Caption: Girls: Aren`t you a little short for a stormtrooper? Stormtrooper 1 : Not under the armour!

  194. Profile photo of grandmasterz
    grandmasterz Male 18-29
    292 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:44 am
    CAPTION: Hey Baby, want to play Princess Leia in jail? It`s crazy fun, I can threaten to kill you and then you can tell me your deepest darkest secrets.
  195. Profile photo of mikeyv611
    mikeyv611 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:44 am
    I can`t do this unless they wear the masks...
  196. Profile photo of Terminal88
    Terminal88 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:46 am
    Trooper Ner 2: "..Steve never handcuffs me back home.."
  197. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:49 am
    CAPTION: Guys "Told you they would like these costumes"
    Girls: "Why did we agree to go out with memebers of the science club?"
  198. Profile photo of homie
    homie Male 13-17
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:51 am
    CAPTION: We`ll let you go when you tell us where you hid our normal clothes.
  199. Profile photo of will_u_dome
    will_u_dome Male 40-49
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:51 am
    Girl in back: I wonder if this nerd can handle a threesome without an instruction manual.
  200. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:51 am
    caption: bushes crazy new policing idea gets put into practice....
  201. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:51 am
    stormtrooper: you might think its funny, but you are seriously under arrest...
  202. Profile photo of will_u_dome
    will_u_dome Male 40-49
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:53 am
    By the decree of the Great Clinton Empire. You are under arrest for too much happiness.
  203. Profile photo of onoexcuseso
    onoexcuseso Female 18-29
    44 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:58 am
    CAPTION:

    Stormtrooper #1: "Hello ladies, let me show you how to work this thing..."
    StormTrooper #2: "That`s what she said!"

  204. Profile photo of fouljay
    fouljay Male 18-29
    72 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:00 am
    Caption: now you just put them white shades down, you will blend in, we will take to the secret back room of the convention and then proceed to use the force.
  205. Profile photo of fluteplayer6
    fluteplayer6 Female 13-17
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 9:01 am
    CAPTION:
    ST: Ladies, I`m sorry but I`m going to have to arrest you with prostitution.

    L1: lol, we`re not prostitutes!

    ST: not yet you`re not.

  206. Profile photo of ThisIsMe2
    ThisIsMe2 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:02 am
    CAPTION:
    Stormtrooper: "May the sexiness be with you."
    Lady: "You stole that line from my ex-boyfriend."
  207. Profile photo of pipesss
    pipesss Male 40-49
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 9:03 am
    Trooper: I`m sorry ma`m, the emperor assured us that you had the droids we`ve been looking for.

    Woman: Look you geeks, that wasn`t the emperor, It was Bill Belichick wearing a frikin hoodie.

    Second Trooper: No ma`m that was the emperor all right!!

  208. Profile photo of bigsisjune
    bigsisjune Female 13-17
    214 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:03 am
    CAPTION:
    "You know, by now I`ve forgotten what the droids we`re looking for looked like. These look good enough!"
  209. Profile photo of davosonic60
    davosonic60 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:04 am
    lol @partyhardyet .. clever.
  210. Profile photo of george00000
    george00000 Male 13-17
    42 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:07 am
    Storm Trooper : Do not be alarmed, we are taking you to the DeathStar. Anal probes will be used.
  211. Profile photo of Vikstar
    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:19 am
    Caption:
    ...and it`s in this photograph, taken a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away that we find the origin of the phrase `green-eyed monster`.
  212. Profile photo of MMCreative
    MMCreative Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:20 am
    Tickets for Convention: $98
    Storm Trooper Costumes: $498
    Gas for Mom`s Minivan: $18
    Parking at Convention Centre: $40
    Finally loosing your virginity: Priceless
  213. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:20 am
    CAPTION:
    Yes! I love roll playing!
  214. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:22 am
    CAPTION: You`re under ar-
    Hey, stop laughing at my crotch plate!!
  215. Profile photo of shelerella
    shelerella Female 18-29
    160 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:22 am
    "Now..I just have to take them home to Mother, and maybe THEN she`ll got off my back!"
  216. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:23 am
    CAPTION:What the world would look like, had star wars been correct in the best kind of body protection.
  217. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:23 am
    Caption:
    They may be Laughing now...

    Caption:
    Imperial Handcuffs, helping Nerds Get laid Scince 1977

  218. Profile photo of Jaellot
    Jaellot Male 18-29
    95 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:24 am
    Check out the action on "Rebels Gone Wild- Mos Eisley Spring Break"! And you know things get real crazy when Darth Snoop-Dogg shows up with his posse of Sith!
  219. Profile photo of toonmi2002
    toonmi2002 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:26 am
    CAPTION:
    Stromtrooper1: "Wow I didn`t know we had Livestrong Wristband"

    Stromtrooper2: "Yeap thats what payed for my Green tint visor"

  220. Profile photo of Osugobucks45
    Osugobucks45 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:26 am
    CAPTION: Two Girls One Cuff
  221. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:28 am
    White guy: "I am the IAB police"
    Girl: "Nerd"
  222. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:30 am
    CAPTION:
    Left Trooper: "Aww, Mom, come on!"
    Right Trooper: "No, Mitchell, you get in the car right now! I TOLD you if you touch them their mothers won`t take them back!"
  223. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:33 am
    CAPTION:
    Nerdtrooper1:- Ha! Now you HAVE to play Battlefront 2 on my Xbox 360!
    Girl:- Lolz.
    Nerdtrooper 1:- For goodness sake, my crotch plate isn`t that funny!! I fill most of it!
    Nerdtrooper 2:- Yeah, with socks!!
  224. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:34 am
    Caption: "These guys are almost as lame as IAB`s caption contest"
  225. Profile photo of sorosh
    sorosh Male 13-17
    8 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:36 am
    stormtrooper 1: are you sure this is the princess?
    stormtrooper 2: thats what it says on her neckless.
  226. Profile photo of george00000
    george00000 Male 13-17
    42 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:36 am
    For those few who owned at wheres wally.. the man behind the ladies has a orange tongue
  227. Profile photo of george00000
    george00000 Male 13-17
    42 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:37 am
    OMG Jesus is behind them he is walking on water!!!
  228. Profile photo of simon_d99
    simon_d99 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:40 am
    CAPTION: Girls - "And we would have gotten away with it too if it wasn`t for you pesky stormtroopers..."
  229. Profile photo of ThePROX
    ThePROX Male 18-29
    16 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:41 am
    CAPTION:
    Trooper 1: Sir... if you put these on them, they can`t get away as fast.
    Trooper 2: Don`t get used to having them around... your a nerd in a trooper suit... and don`t call me sir, I`m just a nerd like you.
  230. Profile photo of george00000
    george00000 Male 13-17
    42 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:43 am
    Stormtrooper Suit: $1000
    Stormtrooper bracelets: $50
    Getting a picture with a man with an orange tongue in the background... now thats priceless :)
  231. Profile photo of beaman
    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:47 am
    COMMENT: I now pronounce you Evocii and Evocii.
  232. Profile photo of Hazman
    Hazman Male 13-17
    92 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:53 am
    New Starwars themed "show everyone your a lesbian couple" braclets
  233. Profile photo of tree8254
    tree8254 Male 13-17
    6 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:53 am
    CAPTION: Haha, we sure have alot in common... I`m gonna rape you.
  234. Profile photo of dijipo
    dijipo Male 13-17
    239 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:54 am
    Girl: Now where`s yoda when we need him?
    Girl 2: *shh!* If we make a joke of this, they might let us go...
  235. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:56 am
    CAPTION- the star wars fetishists had gone too far
  236. Profile photo of juggalo23
    juggalo23 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:58 am
    CAPTION:
    *left storm trooper to right storm trooper*
    "thats right arrest her for stealing my style of ray-bans."
  237. Profile photo of thejet316
    thejet316 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:00 am
    CAPTION

    The Storm Trooper on the left found out the hard way that injection mold plastic isn`t the best thing to hide a boner.

  238. Profile photo of soulja_boy1
    soulja_boy1 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:01 am
    Caption
    "the 2 girls 1 cup phenomenom hits space"
  239. Profile photo of thejet316
    thejet316 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:02 am
    CAPTION:

    If Storm Troopers support gay and lesbian marriage, then I do too!

  240. Profile photo of PFCGino
    PFCGino Male 18-29
    32 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:03 am
    CAPTION: It`s not so much that a Stormtrooper is taking a girl hostage, it`s that a good looking girl actually turned up to a Star Wars convention.
  241. Profile photo of jmbrch4507
    jmbrch4507 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:05 am
    CAPTION: Will you be my BFF?
  242. Profile photo of thejet316
    thejet316 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:05 am
    CAPTION:

    Remember Star Wars fans, always use protection when holding hands. Wear gloves and handcuffs.

  243. Profile photo of soulja_boy1
    soulja_boy1 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:07 am
    Caption

    Hmm it those pants looked bigger on TV

  244. Profile photo of Agen70range
    Agen70range Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:07 am
    CAPTION:
    Girls-What is the force?
    Troopers-Oh you`ll see...
  245. Profile photo of thejet316
    thejet316 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:08 am
    CAPTION:

    Storm Trooper 1: Is my lightsaber showing?
    Storm Trooper 2: If it is, you won`t be too effective with The Force.

  246. Profile photo of Jebus94
    Jebus94 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:08 am
    Caption:

    Dude, all this bondage is getting me horny. how bout we go masturbate over some cartoon porn?

  247. Profile photo of beebeak
    beebeak Female 30-39
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 10:09 am
    Now your my best friends!
  248. Profile photo of alliebug24
    alliebug24 Female 13-17
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 10:09 am
    CAPTION:: Girls: "Oh my god don`t you just love our BFF braclets?"
    Stormtrooper on the Left:"See Chuck! BFF braclets are timeless, I told you we should have got those"
  249. Profile photo of soulja_boy1
    soulja_boy1 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:12 am
    CAption

    "yeah thats right Ill be your father"

  250. Profile photo of pinnygirl
    pinnygirl Female 18-29
    21 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:12 am
    Girl: He he, I just farted!
    Friend: LOL
    Trooper: Why the hell do this people never take us seriously?
    Trooper 2: It`s the lame names...I mean, Death Star? Come on
  251. Profile photo of donk
    donk Male 30-39
    103 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:13 am
    Caption:
    Stormtrooper "See the other girl can make a fist, now all you need is plenty of lube and it will go right up my ass. Maybe later if you are lucky you can see my goatse."
  252. Profile photo of Emagin
    Emagin Female 18-29
    15 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:14 am
    Police caught Stormtroopers placing tracking devices on young ladies this afternoon. One officer reports confronting them, and their response was to run screaming, "They told us the force would protect us, not try to arrest us!"
  253. Profile photo of Duh869
    Duh869 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:15 am
    CAPTION:
    Mall clones Strom Troopers to increase security in reaction to Omaha shooting.
  254. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:20 am
    Thats the second time this week I`ve been seduced by a storm trooper...I must be doing something right.
  255. Profile photo of skeema
    skeema Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 10:20 am
    storm trooper 2`s eyes were green with envy as number one`s dreams of a threesome were about to come true
  256. Profile photo of Dukkhaman
    Dukkhaman Male 30-39
    3 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:22 am
    "May be you didn’t hear me - you WILL join me for lunch in the food court."
  257. Profile photo of bigking444
    bigking444 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:23 am
    CAPTION: Oh my god she`s letting me touch her.
  258. Profile photo of Jebus94
    Jebus94 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:24 am
    Caption
    Left trooper: Who`s ya Daddy?!
    Girl: Darth Vader
    Right Trooper: oh crap oh crap oh crap, Where is the keyhole on these things?
  259. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:26 am
    CAPTION:
    Girls : "Ha ha! You are so funny!"
    Right Storm Trooper : "Yeah baby, that`s how I roll..."
    Left Storm Trooper thinks to self : "I swear to everything Darth Vader, if he uses that line one more time..."
  260. Profile photo of bigking444
    bigking444 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:29 am
    CAPTION: I`m the Juggernaut bitch and I`ve got a bitch with me, we`re gonna have a rape party!
  261. Profile photo of donk
    donk Male 30-39
    103 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:29 am
    Stormtrooper Costume with fake plastic handcuffs: 500 dollars.

    Finding a friend with the exact same costume: 0

    Your mom giving you both a ride to the local mall: 0

    Coming to the stark realization that you are never going to lose your virginity: Priceless

    There are some things money can`t buy, for everything else there`s NerdyCard

  262. Profile photo of some1922
    some1922 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:30 am
    CAPTION: finnally we can make our own "2 girls 1 galatic space nutrtion pod"
  263. Profile photo of nance50
    nance50 Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 10:33 am
    CAPTION: "Set phasers to ... fun, OH! giggity giggity, alright"
  264. Profile photo of some1922
    some1922 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:35 am
    CAPTION:
    girls: Ok you can take them off now!!
    stormtrooper: yaaa... about that the key fell down my suit and i can`t reach could u stick your hand down there and grab the "lever" that undoes the suit and give it about 50 or 60 pull`s? That`d be great. thanks....
  265. Profile photo of beaman
    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:37 am
    CAPTION:
    Stormtrooper: gonna have some fun tonite, gonna have some fun tonite....
  266. Profile photo of cluv1974
    cluv1974 Male 30-39
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 10:39 am
    CAPTION:

    1. Ok, I`ve got 2 girls, hey Pete can ya grab me that cup over there?

    2. Man! I love my job!!

    3. What?! I`m serious, take off your clothes for an Imperial Body cavity search

    4. Trooper 1: ...That`s right girls follow me and get a up close adn personal tour of the Death Star...
    Trooper 2: Wait, you didn`t tell them that the Death Star is really your dad`s old Econoline?
    Trooper 1: DUDE!! Shut the F*** up!!

  267. Profile photo of Diddie
    Diddie Male 18-29
    217 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:45 am
    CAPTION:
    `they won`t be laughing quite so hard when Jaba feeds them to the Rancor monster`
  268. Profile photo of fedesilva
    fedesilva Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 10:47 am
    CAPTION

    GIRL: that`s a tiny penis.

    STORM TROOPER: what do you care bitch, you look like you haven`t had any in years.

  269. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:48 am
    Two girls...One cuff.
  270. Profile photo of Hyaycynth
    Hyaycynth Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:48 am
    As the storm trooper slipped the handcuffs on the unsuspecting girls, he thought, "That`s the last time the guys on the DeathStar call me Hand Solo!"
  271. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:50 am
    Do the dudes even read this far on btw? I liked mine :D
  272. Profile photo of lolatk
    lolatk Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:51 am
    Caption: If only all the Rebels were this laid-back.
  273. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:53 am
    CAPTION: Girl: I didn`t know Stormtroopers were into S&M
  274. Profile photo of tera_melos
    tera_melos Male 18-29
    37 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:53 am
    CAPTION: And wahla, you`re out. Dont leave... wait! ONE MORE TRICK!
  275. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:54 am
    CAPTION: Airport security ain`t what it used to be
  276. Profile photo of BananaSyropz
    BananaSyropz Female 13-17
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 10:59 am
    Sooo, do you have the keys?
  277. Profile photo of firth4eva
    firth4eva Male 50-59
    24 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:00 am
    CAPTION: Two girls, one cup. A universal sensation
  278. Profile photo of waltos
    waltos Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:02 am
    CAPTION: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh you`re my wives noooowww
  279. Profile photo of waltos
    waltos Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:03 am
    CAPTION: Legalise imperial rape - Vote Palpatine.
  280. Profile photo of VersumBogus
    VersumBogus Male 18-29
    14 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:05 am
    CAPTION: It`s the only way Dave and Alex can get any dates... even the chloroform bottle is in the shape of a light saber...
  281. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:06 am
    CAPTION: (trooper at the back) " Think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts. A hard on in this suit is NOT a good idea"
  282. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:07 am
    Caption:

    Stormtrooper- "Okay, so here`s you life-line and judging by this you die very early if you don`t find a partner to reproduce within the next 5 seconds"

  283. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:16 am
    CAPTION:

    girls thoughs:// danm either these are police or childrens entertainers, either way we can both get sex.

  284. Profile photo of wizkid430
    wizkid430 Male 13-17
    24 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:23 am
    CAPTION:

    Stormtrooper: You two are under arrest for resisting the force

  285. Profile photo of waltos
    waltos Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:23 am
    CAPTION: I had no idea America would be so different from back home...
  286. Profile photo of frenchtoast8
    frenchtoast8 Female 13-17
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 11:26 am
    CAPTION:
    Have you ladies ever heard of Jabba the Hut?
  287. Profile photo of cheapnbeefy
    cheapnbeefy Female 18-29
    70 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:27 am
    CAPTION: Bang Bus: Stormtroopers edition.
  288. Profile photo of waltos
    waltos Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:27 am
    CAPTION: The uglier, fatter girl taking the photo later developed serious mental problems. "Why wasn`t I the one they chose?!"
  289. Profile photo of Nikolai_v
    Nikolai_v Male 30-39
    3 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:28 am
    CAPTION: See! I told you these cuffs would fit a wookie.
  290. Profile photo of Megaladon
    Megaladon Male 18-29
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:28 am
    CAPTION: Chastity bracelets? I knew we should have went to the Star Trek convention.
  291. Profile photo of beaman
    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:29 am
    CAPTION:
    Trooper in back: Are you sure about this? If my wife ever finds out she`ll have my nuts in a jar.
  292. Profile photo of bliznik
    bliznik Male 30-39
    843 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:31 am
    Comment:
    "Psst...Gabe! Don`t just stand there. Help me cuff these two hotties!"
    "No way I`m moving my hands, man. My stormtrooper pants keep falling down."
  293. Profile photo of adiiacovo
    adiiacovo Female 18-29
    9 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:33 am
    CAPTION: Stormtrooper1: Hey Bill, They think we`re kidding about selling them on the black market as Star Wars sex slaves...
    Stormtrooper2: *makes sure the cuffs are on firmly* Well, I guess they`re in for a surprise.
  294. Profile photo of beaman
    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:36 am
    CAPTION:
    Trooper in back: Be careful. The ones with scales secrete that rancid green stuff when they`re horny.
  295. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:36 am
    CAPTION:
    Girl: Then Luke Skywaler came, saved me from them and... Well, I woke up
  296. Profile photo of leftypitcher
    leftypitcher Male 13-17
    8 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:36 am
    CAPTION:
    tickets for star wars convention: $80
    gas money to cover the 400 mile drive: $100
    realizing your husband is a storm trooper: priceless
  297. Profile photo of beaman
    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:40 am
    CAPTION:
    Girl1: This one is like waaay cuter.
    Girl2: Fer sher.
    Trooper in back thinks: Damn him to hell.
  298. Profile photo of theend404
    theend404 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:41 am
    Once again Dan shrinks into the backround as the alpha male wins the heart of the fair madam.
  299. Profile photo of irvind
    irvind Male 18-29
    14 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:47 am
    it`s either this or your mom`s basement
  300. Profile photo of bliznik
    bliznik Male 30-39
    843 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:49 am
    The worst pickup line that`s ever worked:
    "Yeah, keep laughing bitches...chuckles lead to joy, joy leads to lust, lust leads to intercourse!"
  301. Profile photo of imboredoften
    imboredoften Male 13-17
    13 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:54 am
    CAPTION:

    Stormtrooper: Hey they say everybody has a little startrooper in them.
    Lady: Really? I dont . . .
    Stormtrooper:Do . . .do you want some?

  302. Profile photo of Chocomadgirl
    Chocomadgirl Female 13-17
    5 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    CAPTION: Stormtrooper 1: Anyway thanks again girls, you really made Jeff`s Birthday ,(whispers)go hide behind the bins, i`ll pay you later. Stormtrooper 2: Damn, two humans in one night, I`m the MAN! Stormtrooper 1: Shut up Jeff.
  303. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    CAPTION (big text on top):

    OWNED!

  304. Profile photo of mrlenderful
    mrlenderful Male 30-39
    12 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    CAPTION: Role-players Olaf Haversham and Leif Finklewood failed to lose their viriginity last week when they discovered, chicks do not dig Hobbit costumes. So far this week they are having better luck.
  305. Profile photo of floor3013
    floor3013 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    CAPTION: (ST) And to think they call themselves White!
  306. Profile photo of floor3013
    floor3013 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    CAPTION: You are are my super trouper...
  307. Profile photo of Lostio
    Lostio Male 13-17
    39 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    CAPTION: "FINALLY! Some hot Star Wars fans..."
  308. Profile photo of JazzyPiano
    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    993 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    CAPTION:
    Must be photoshopped since these guys would never get close enough to one girl, let alone two.
  309. Profile photo of Stomper1000
    Stomper1000 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    Caption: Now witness the firepower of thess FULLY ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle cuffs!
  310. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    CAPTION:

    My mom needs these back by 5.

    CAPTION:

    Can I put my Yoda in your Jabba?

  311. Profile photo of Rhysjc
    Rhysjc Male 13-17
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    CAPTION: "....and now if we just press the shock button"
  312. Profile photo of wolkanne
    wolkanne Male 30-39
    226 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    CAPTION: alucinations. when you need to go see star wars after drinking that bottle of tequila
  313. Profile photo of charlieking
    charlieking Male 13-17
    19 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    caption: girl #1: "like dudette we`re going to the planet of the wookies to go to jail!" girl #2:"i know, like those wookies are so cute! i`m so turned on to you stormys!"
  314. Profile photo of penguinpie
    penguinpie Male 18-29
    119 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    CAPTION: Haha all you base are belong to us now.
  315. Profile photo of wildcatcher2
    wildcatcher2 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    CAPTION: "Now ladies, all we have to do is get my mom out of house and we can have ourselves an intergalactic kicker"
  316. Profile photo of beaman
    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    CAPTION: So that`s where baby Stormtroopers come from.
  317. Profile photo of GoldenClock
    GoldenClock Male 18-29
    22 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    CAPTION:
    1. Two chicks at the same time, man.

    CAPTION:
    2. Jake was proud to be the first of the group to touch a girl.

    CAPTION:
    3. "You see Hank, this way we can know where they are. Always."

    CAPTION:
    4. Empire enlistment rates have tripled since recruiters began recruiting at the airport.

    CAPTION:
    5. Once you go White, you`re never quite right.

  318. Profile photo of mag3ing1
    mag3ing1 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    CAPTION: Come To The DarkSide, We Have Cookies!
    And These Neat WristBands!
  319. Profile photo of wakeofshadow
    wakeofshadow Female 13-17
    175 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    CAPTION:
    Storm Trooper: One ponytail plus one pony tail is two ponytails! These girls have to be Princess Leia!
  320. Profile photo of beaman
    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    CAPTION:
    Back Trooper: Come on Ralphie. Mom said not to bring home stray dogs anymore.
  321. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    Caption: Bush was taking his idea of `undercover cops` just a little too far these days
  322. Profile photo of beaman
    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    CAPTION: Girl 1 is excited that a man is touching her. Or is it a man.
  323. Profile photo of Danceaholic
    Danceaholic Male 18-29
    146 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    CAPTION:
    Random guy in background with a camera: Look, I`m taking pictures of boring stuff instead of crazy star wars troopers! I`m hilarious!!
  324. Profile photo of maekol
    maekol Male 18-29
    20 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    girl: Wow! I really love having Hillary as president!

    other girl: Yah! She`s really put our country in order!

  325. Profile photo of demonbunny
    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    HANDCUFF TROOPER: looky what i got here pa! a couple o` lesbians!
    BACKGROUND TROOPER: *sniff* that`s ma boy...
  326. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    CAPTION: trooper 1- "Imperial cuffs, for arresting rebel scum, among other things..."

    Trooper 2- "John... mom says we`re not aloud to talk to girls..."

  327. Profile photo of soledmundo
    soledmundo Male 18-29
    22 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    CAPTION:
    Ha Ha Ha. Gidigy Gidigy.
  328. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    Well, as far as i`ve read, except for a few cases, no 2girls1cup posts.. Good right?
  329. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    Trooper: Dammit Captain get the crowbar, its stuck.
    Girl: Yeah, thats the kinda thing a girl doesnt wanna hear...
  330. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    CAPTION: All attractive young females have been drafted into the Stormtrooper Corps. Come with me. Resistance is futile. Dinner is at 8.
  331. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    Caption: I`m getting mah troops ready to invade you, if you know what i mean.
  332. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    CAPTION

    By the power invested in me...

  333. Profile photo of CptObvious
    CptObvious Male 13-17
    285 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    Caption : Princess Leia! We finally found you!
  334. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    CAPTION:Don`t worry meg, we`ll be fine. Just step on his toes and they`ll die!
  335. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    Kisato FTW. XD
    First caption that I have read on here (including the other 2 contests) that really made me laugh hard. :D
  336. Profile photo of mpimpin
    mpimpin Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    CAPTION:
    The new airport security uniforms seem like a sign of what`s to come.
  337. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    Woman: Aren`t you a little kinky to be a stormtrooper?
  338. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    Caption:
    Stormtroopers to girls: now that we have you in handcuffs we`ll show you how to force feels.
  339. Profile photo of beki_mc
    beki_mc Female 18-29
    8 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    *stormtrooper on the left* I`m to sexy for my pants...too sexy for my pants...
  340. Profile photo of beki_mc
    beki_mc Female 18-29
    8 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    OR!
    Stormtrooper costumes: £40
    Handcuffs: £10
    tricking women and losing your virginity: priceless
  341. Profile photo of pippidy
    pippidy Male 13-17
    39 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    CAPTION:
    stormtrooper farther back:screw you i never get the girls!

    main stormtrooper: becuase your GAY!! so why do you care

  342. Profile photo of Nina221
    Nina221 Female 13-17
    72 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    CAPTION:May the force be with you
  343. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:42 pm
    CAPTION:
    Stormtrooper 1: You both are under arrest for insulting the size of my package and will be put in lockdown together for the next 24 hours.
    Stormtrooper 2: *hands on belt* My package is staggeringly vast!
    Girls: LOL! Thank God we`re lesbians!
  344. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    CAPTION: Hey ladies, you can call me Trooper McNasty
  345. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    CAPTION: Yeah... let`s see if you`re laughing so much later when we`ve taken you up the dark side.

    btw GummyWurmz... i liked yours too.... so i hope the `dudes` do read that far. :-)

  346. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    Yeah, we`re going to, uh, need to take you in for interrogation. Oh, your friend wants to come too? Well I was kinda hoping it could just be the three of us... all right, she can come. I guess.
  347. Profile photo of helmie
    helmie Female 13-17
    58 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    "Seriously, don`t laugh, this isn`t a gimmick ... I swear, we`re both good looking!"
  348. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    CAPTION: see dude? I told you this would work so much better than chess club.
  349. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    CAPTION: 2nd girl..."oooh, this one`s ok, but that other has a touch of the green-eyed monster about him"
  350. Profile photo of LuvDefying
    LuvDefying Female 18-29
    115 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    FASHION POLICE:
    Plastic is soo the new blue jean
  351. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    CAPTION: First girl..."unlike us... it appears their cuffs do match their collars"
  352. Profile photo of rayzor1991
    rayzor1991 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    Stormtrooper: And this one says, "Troopers 4 Evr". I made it last night. I actually ran out of the letter e in my bracelet making kit, but I think it looks cute.
  353. Profile photo of baf39
    baf39 Female 13-17
    25 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    caption:
    firt st: umm i think its stuck
    girl: lol... you are kiding right?
    st: ya
    girls: realy?
    st: no
    girls:crap...
    (later)
    girl 1:i cant believ we are forced to stay this close together for our whole vacation just so they can save the cuffs.
    girl 2: hey wait theirs one stormtrooper here and two of us !!! and i think the cuffs are held by velcro!
  354. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    CAPTION: "oooh, i think they`re gonna feel our presents now"
  355. Profile photo of thejet316
    thejet316 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    CAPTION:

    Storm Trooper on Right: Dude! Your lightsaber is showing.
    Storm Trooper on Left: Really?!
    Storm Trooper on Right: No, I was joking.
    *Girls laugh and giggle*

  356. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    CAPTION: "Dude, this is a cool way to pick up chicks... when you mentioned white and plastic, i thought you meant a Michael Jackson costume, not this."
  357. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1080 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    The government is now using Storm Troopers to tag and catalogue all non terrorist civilians. Please show your `I`m not a terrorist` bracelets to the nearest Storm Trooper or you will be shot.
  358. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    CAPTION: Little did the stormtrooper realise that the suicide bombers had learnt a few jedi mind tricks.
  359. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    CAPTION: Okay, but you`ll have to go up the dark side... we`re both on the X-wings.
  360. Profile photo of deadskull35
    deadskull35 Male 18-29
    105 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    *Asian guy in the back* - OMFG STAR WARS PEOPLE!
  361. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    *stormtrooper in the front* - OMFG asian people!

    <said in an utterly ironic way whilst reading the above post>

  362. Profile photo of ArthurPark
    ArthurPark Male 13-17
    68 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    Caption: Hey, keep your eyes up here sister!
    -Not very good....-
  363. Profile photo of halogen3
    halogen3 Male 40-49
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    No, really. Gay marraiges were once legal - but that was a long time ago in a place far, far away.
  364. Profile photo of Lostio
    Lostio Male 13-17
    39 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    *CAPTION*
    Girl: So, Darth Vader really wants to see us in his private headquarters? Man, that`s exciting!
    Back Stormtrooper: Wait a minute... Darth Vader didn`t say anything about--
    Other Stormtrooper: Shut up.
  365. Profile photo of a1chris1a
    a1chris1a Male 13-17
    22 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    CAPTION:: this is what happens when your job gets blowd up
  366. Profile photo of theburford
    theburford Male 13-17
    117 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    CAPTION:
    Stormtrooper: Why do they even bother to caption this? Kisato`s gonna win.
    *Girls laugh at Kisato`s post*
  367. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    Caption:trooper Alright meow, Im going to have to see your license and registration, hurry up meow

    girl: hehe
    trooper: is there some thing funny?

    girl: ah no

    trooper: then whats so funny missy? Alright meow, where where we?

    girl: im sorry, are you saying "meow"?

    trooper: am i saying meow? Alright do you know how fast you were going?

    girl: eheheh

    trooper: Meow what is so damn funny?

    girl: I can swear you`r saying meow

    trooper: Do i look like a cat to you missy?! AM i jumpin around all wimmbly-nimbly like from tree to tree? AM I DRINKING MILK FROM A SAUCER? Well do you see me eating mice?

    girl:ehehehehhe

    trooper: you stop laughing right meow

    girl: o_o yes sir

    trooper: Now your goin to have to come with me meow. Thats the law, not so funny meow is it?

    *Trooper two shows 9 fingers*

    tropper ..... MEOW!

  368. Profile photo of
    kingdante87
    141 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    Caption: I guess these wern`t the droids we were looking for.
  369. Profile photo of zerophewl
    zerophewl Male 18-29
    13 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    CAPTION: "This isnt going to work" "Why didnt you say so before?" "I did say so before!"
  370. Profile photo of Laceums
    Laceums Female 18-29
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    Caption:
    Right Stormtrooper: Looks like we`ve caught a pair of lesbians.
    Left Stormtrooper: Well I`ll be damned. Wonder if they`ll fetch a pretty penny in the black market?
  371. Profile photo of halogen3
    halogen3 Male 40-49
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    "We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master."
  372. Profile photo of dirpalicious
    dirpalicious Male 40-49
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    Caption:
    Wait until you see my death star
  373. Profile photo of VampSpirit
    VampSpirit Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    CAPTION:
    Stormtroopers: "We`ve got a 30 minute break, why don`t we try something new?"
    Girls: "What are we gonna do with the other 28 minutes?"
  374. Profile photo of dirpalicious
    dirpalicious Male 40-49
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    Caption:
    You want to see my light saber?
  375. Profile photo of dirpalicious
    dirpalicious Male 40-49
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    Caption:
    nice body suit, i wonder what it looks like on my floor
  376. Profile photo of dirpalicious
    dirpalicious Male 40-49
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    Caption:
    I might be a clone, but let me tell you my blaster is ready for battle
  377. Profile photo of VampSpirit
    VampSpirit Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    CAPTION:
    Stormtrooper: "What do you mean I stuff my crotch? I`ll show you how i stuff it..."
  378. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    CAPTION: "Help us, Obi-Wan...you`re our only hope. either that or selling our story to the enquirer"
  379. Profile photo of LVCSHELL
    LVCSHELL Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    The force is not with you...
  380. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    CAPTION: "well it could be worse... we could be booked to give heath ledger a massage"
  381. Profile photo of Nulugialle
    Nulugialle Male 13-17
    26 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    Caption:

    Trooper 1: You will have kinky sex with me *waves hand*

    Girl: PSssh as if..

    Trooper 2 : Dude we don`t have the power of jedi mind tricks, just slap the cuffs on her

  382. Profile photo of Nulugialle
    Nulugialle Male 13-17
    26 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    Caption:

    *Trooper to trooper*

    Trooper 1: I think THEY should be wearing the helmets, Eww

  383. Profile photo of Nulugialle
    Nulugialle Male 13-17
    26 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    Caption:

    *CLINK*

  384. Profile photo of fearthekrken
    fearthekrken Male 18-29
    180 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    CAPTION: Girl 1: Awesome! We`re getting arrested by Storm Troopers!
    Girl 2: This is the best day of my life!
  385. Profile photo of Nulugialle
    Nulugialle Male 13-17
    26 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    Caption:

    Trooper 1: ...And now we`re gonna take you back to our planet which is next to neptune

    Girl 1: Oooo I can`t wait to see Uranus =D

    Trooper 2: 0_o

  386. Profile photo of RelientRckr
    RelientRckr Female 13-17
    3 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    Caption:

    Storm Trooper 1: You are now arrested!
    - Storm Trooper 1 puts handcuffs on girls -
    Girls: Why is it vibrating?
    Storm Trooper 2: Oops.. I think I gave you the wrong cuffs..
    Girls: - Laughing -
    - Storm Troopers walk away humiliated -

  387. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    CAPTION:
    "If you like this costume, you should see my Wookie."
  388. Profile photo of Nulugialle
    Nulugialle Male 13-17
    26 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    Caption:

    Tri-sexaul: Men, Women, Storm Troopers

  389. Profile photo of VenemousCat
    VenemousCat Male 13-17
    65 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    Caption: Stormtrooper: You must be one of the girls I tracked last year with the homing bracelet!
    Girl: LOL! Total FAIL!
  390. Profile photo of Nulugialle
    Nulugialle Male 13-17
    26 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    CAPTION:

    *Trooper 1 to trooper 2*

    Trooper 1:...Look they`re the only girls at this convention, take `em or leave `em

  391. Profile photo of Nulugialle
    Nulugialle Male 13-17
    26 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    Ok enough of my cheesy comments im off!

    (not a caption btw)

  392. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    CAPTION:
    ST 1 {jeff}: **fiddles with cuffs** the last time i was this confuse was when they made Clones...aint that rite bill?...bill?

    ST 2 (bill):**musing to self** I wonder if there really were independent contractors on deathstar 2..hmmm...what Jeff...hmm.....err...yeh

  393. Profile photo of jiggy9205
    jiggy9205 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    CAPTION:Girl: Aren`t you a little kinky to be a stormtrooper.
  394. Profile photo of guitarguy10
    guitarguy10 Male 13-17
    39 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    CAPTION:: Obi Juan has taught you well.
  395. Profile photo of guitarguy10
    guitarguy10 Male 13-17
    39 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    Caption:: (Handcuffed girl): Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
  396. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    CAPTION

    Girls: We are Luke`s sisters, take us to Darth Vader, our father

  397. Profile photo of guitarguy10
    guitarguy10 Male 13-17
    39 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    (somewhat perverted) CAPTION:: This is Red 5, I`m going in.
  398. Profile photo of Kanama88
    Kanama88 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    Caption:
    Stormtrooper: And this little number will go great with the Queen Amidala`s hairdo set!
  399. Profile photo of Musackman
    Musackman Male 18-29
    16 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    Caption:

    Most likely outcome for Carrie Fisher at a Star Wars convention.

  400. Profile photo of Calyx
    Calyx Female 18-29
    69 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    The more you laugh, the tighter it`ll get...
  401. Profile photo of deitrickson2
    deitrickson2 Male 18-29
    244 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    CAPTION: stormtrooper thinking: Damn bitches, you want to laugh, you wont be laughin when you get raped by a girl named butch in yer cell
  402. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    Caption: Now that`s what i call i sticky situation.
  403. Profile photo of kid-avenger
    kid-avenger Male 13-17
    220 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    CAPTION::: Once you go trooper you never go back.
  404. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    CAPTION:
    Stormtrooper#1: You`re under arrest ladies
    Ladies: Why?!
    Stormtrooper#1: You can only be in the Star Wars fan club if you are a pre-pubescent, zit-faced,short, pre-maturly bald, fat, video game loving, comic book worshiping, Dungeons and Dragons playing MALE
    Ladies: *gasp* Last we checked, we were none of those!
    Stormtrooper#2: Is this the wrong time to say that I`m a girl?
  405. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    CAPTION: Ladies, I`m a good judge of character, and I can safely say neither of you have man hands.
  406. Profile photo of Riceslayer
    Riceslayer Male 18-29
    68 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    CAPTION:
    (sung to cops theme song)
    Dark side, Dark side, what`ch you gonnna do?
    what`ch you gonna do, when they force push you?
  407. Profile photo of cjrock
    cjrock Male 18-29
    47 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    caption::: maybe if we take them home they will learn to like us because this is the only way we can get girlfriends!!
  408. Profile photo of pippidy
    pippidy Male 13-17
    39 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    TK-142 wasn`t at his post because he was taking TK-162`s shift as the mall cop while he was "off duty"
  409. Profile photo of pippidy
    pippidy Male 13-17
    39 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    CAPTION: TK-142 wasn`t at his post because he was taking TK-162`s shift as the mall cop while he was "off duty".
  410. Profile photo of gracegirl127
    gracegirl127 Female 13-17
    132 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    CAPTION::
    Join then dark side...HEY! This is not a laughing matter!
  411. Profile photo of cjrock
    cjrock Male 18-29
    47 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    caption::: iv`e never been this close to a girl before!!
  412. Profile photo of FallenHero
    FallenHero Male 18-29
    106 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    CAPTION: The real reason TK421 wasn`t at his post.
  413. Profile photo of bccseahawkz
    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
    204 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    somebody`s gonna get LAID!
  414. Profile photo of cjrock
    cjrock Male 18-29
    47 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    caption::: maybe if we take them home they will learn to like us because this is the only way we can get girlfriends!!
  415. Profile photo of fatguysaidso
    fatguysaidso Male 18-29
    14 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    sorry i hit my head on a door in the death star a little while ago and i cant remember how to unlock these things
  416. Profile photo of that1joshguy
    that1joshguy Male 18-29
    232 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    CAPTION: "We only use the hand cuffs so we won`t have to use the force on you."
  417. Profile photo of friday13th
    friday13th Female 18-29
    34 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    CAPTION: Now you`re both my slaves, bitches!
  418. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    CAPTION: Ok, this is how we break peoples hands.
  419. Profile photo of jordanna
    jordanna Female 18-29
    5 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    CAPTION:I will show you the darkside.
  420. Profile photo of coranthulle
    coranthulle Male 30-39
    466 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    Now that i have you in my clutches its time to take you to my death star of love.
  421. Profile photo of merlis
    merlis Male 50-59
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    Whose your daddy?
  422. Profile photo of mjh1987
    mjh1987 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    CAPTION : These arn`t the bitches we`re looking for.
  423. Profile photo of gimpy1234
    gimpy1234 Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    Holy poo! Holy poo! Im actually touching a girl!!!
  424. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    caption:i told you my +3 charisma would come in handy
  425. Profile photo of mjh1987
    mjh1987 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    CAPTION : You there! You two girls, we need to question you about a certain cup!
  426. Profile photo of stocwatch
    stocwatch Male 30-39
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    2 Girls 1 Cuff.
  427. Profile photo of grrzzlybear
    grrzzlybear Female 18-29
    9 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    CAPTION: "now, ladies, guess where my friend here here has hidden the key?"
  428. Profile photo of joshuaauger
    joshuaauger Male 18-29
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    -CAPTION-

    Stormtrooper on left: Dude, look sharp, we`re on camera!

  429. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    Caption:
    Storm Trooper: Oh, you like these handcuffs, don`t you girls?
  430. Profile photo of mntsfam
    mntsfam Female 13-17
    197 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    CAPTION: the only way for troopers to get laid...
  431. Profile photo of Hook4000
    Hook4000 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    Wait till you see what level my phasers are set on under this cog-piece.
  432. Profile photo of prop
    prop Male 18-29
    18 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    CAPTION: Luke and Han`s search for Princess Leia was going well... until they passed two drunk girls outside the Death Star`s tourist pub
  433. Profile photo of brattytx18
    brattytx18 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    "how cute.... they think they`re the only ones...."
  434. Profile photo of brattytx18
    brattytx18 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    "Now ask us how we keep our uniform so White"
  435. Profile photo of goodfellas
    goodfellas Male 13-17
    16 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    stormtrooper: Wait until i tell my mom about this she will wanna join in on the action.
  436. Profile photo of ball_dogg_49
    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    CAPTION:

    You guys better be hot on the inside...

  437. Profile photo of goodfellas
    goodfellas Male 13-17
    16 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    Girl: is that a boner or just crappy plastic
    Stormtrooper: its what ever u want it to be my galactic madien
  438. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    CAPTION:NERD1:AH DON`T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!
    Girl who pitys them: Why does it call in the death star?
    NERD1:You could say that...
    NERD 2:No it calls his mom...
  439. Profile photo of goodfellas
    goodfellas Male 13-17
    16 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    stormtrooper: thats not just my laser gun.....
    Lady: no wonder there plastic underwear is so white
  440. Profile photo of alexvieux
    alexvieux Male 13-17
    78 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    Trooper1:Sorry, ladies, but I find nothing funny about the carrying out of justice!
    Trooper2:FTW
  441. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    CAPTION

    Girl:Is that a light saber or are you just happy to see me?
    Nerd:nope...it`s a light saber.

  442. Profile photo of FlamesOfJade
    FlamesOfJade Female 13-17
    31 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    Woman: I`m going to be the most popular nerd at school after this!
  443. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    CAPTION

    Guy with camera behind Nerd to the right:SO THAT`S GOATSE!

  444. Profile photo of volleyrocker
    volleyrocker Female 13-17
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    CAPTION:
    I would love to explore the stars under ur armor.
  445. Profile photo of volleyrocker
    volleyrocker Female 13-17
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    CAPTION:
    Storm trooper thinks..."wow, they actually fell for it"
    Girls think... "I just hope that the drinks at his place are good"
  446. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    CAPTION
    Stormtrooper: These are to keep the wookie cos players away.
  447. Profile photo of fyrym
    fyrym Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    Han: This is not gonna work.
    Luke: Why didn`t you say so before?
    Han: I did say so before.
  448. Profile photo of dratsab
    dratsab Male 30-39
    145 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    When Jedi mind tricks fail to work, you have to resort to forceful tactics
  449. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    CAPTION
    Stormtrooper: These let you back in to the Death Star free of charge.
  450. Profile photo of Almond_Joy46
    Almond_Joy46 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    CAPTION:
    Plane ticket to L.A. - 300 dollars
    Admission to Star Wars Convention - 50 dollars
    Getting arrested for indecent exposure - Priceless
  451. Profile photo of mikejbott
    mikejbott Male 18-29
    19 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    CAPTION:: OMG Jen, look! Nerds! How cute!
  452. Profile photo of DubleU
    DubleU Male 18-29
    165 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    Caption: Girl 1: Look!! Now we can use the force!! We will be so popular!! Our first target should be the head leader of the cheerleading team!!
  453. Profile photo of DubleU
    DubleU Male 18-29
    165 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    Caption: Storm Trooper thinking: "I wonder how she would look as Padme Amidala..... Bow Chicka Wow Wow"
  454. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    caption:
    That night the storm troopers finally used "the force"
  455. Profile photo of Shicorro
    Shicorro Male 18-29
    10 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    Caption:"Here, wear these in memory of Ledger, and stop F---ing laughing because it`s not funny, it`s mourning."
  456. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    Caption:
    Girls: Aren`t you a little small for a storm trooper?
    ST: aren`t you a little bitchy for someone about to get laid?
  457. Profile photo of EmoGangster
    EmoGangster Male 13-17
    184 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    Woman: Does everyone in Japan wear weird costumes like this??
    Jedi: Yes
    Woman2: It`s just like the crazy Japanese videos on I-A-B!!
  458. Profile photo of EmoGangster
    EmoGangster Male 13-17
    184 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    CAPTION IN ABOVE POST::
  459. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    CAPTION
    Stormtrooper: Hey! Thanks for visiting the cosmic cafe! Here take these complementary intergalactic wristbands as souvenirs! We hope you had a wonderful time and please visit again!
  460. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    Caption:
    ST: Actually despite the preceding captions storm troopers are incapable of using the force.
  461. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    CAPTION
    Stormtrooper: These are to keep the wookie cos players away. They only have one or two charges in them but they should keep you safe during your stay.
  462. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    CAPTION:

    Stormtrooper: Alright and this wristband will let you back into the Death Star. But don`t take it off! Or you can`t come back and we`ll have to blast you, hahaha. No, but seriously... we will.

  463. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    Caption:
    ST: psst, it`s alive it`s huge.
  464. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    Caption:
    ST: They`re out of `trooper` sized condoms
  465. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    CAPTION
    Stormtrooper: This is a cos player zone. You aren`t allowed to be here unless you are in full Star Wars attire.
    Girls: You`re serious?!
    Stormtrooper: We are going to have to escort you to security.
  466. Profile photo of meshuggah43
    meshuggah43 Male 30-39
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    I`m sorry, you`re both under arrest. You`re far too cute and don`t have near enough the pre-requisite acne to attend this convention.
  467. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    Caption:

    The Gay and Away lesbian tour across the galaxy has become much safer and efficient due to the new use of "buddy system via Storm Trooper"

  468. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    Cocky Stromtrooper: "Hey Buddy! Who the hell said you can give her my rooster ring?!?!?"
  469. Profile photo of AceOfSpades8
    AceOfSpades8 Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    CAPTION: Sweet! After years of planning in my moms basement and practicing on my sister, Were finally gonna get LAID!!1!!!
  470. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    CAPTION: OWWWW! It`s bending with this suit on!
  471. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    CAPTION: Either of you two ladies ever been with a REAL Stormtrooper?
  472. Profile photo of Captionator
    Captionator Male 13-17
    8 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    Stormtrooper in background- "Can we leave, I just pooped my pants"
  473. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    CAPTION: Dude, what you using cuffs for?! I thought you were using Ruhypnol this time?
  474. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    Caption:
    "Do you have any Storm Trooper in you? No?
    Want some?"
  475. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    Caption:
    "Hey, baby! Didn’t we go to different galaxies together?
  476. Profile photo of tdiddy05258
    tdiddy05258 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    CAPTION: Welcome to the dark side
  477. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    Caption:
    "Tonight`s sky must be empty...as all of the stars are sparkling in your eyes"
  478. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    So many contestants x-x

    I still say Kisato`s the best. =3

  479. Profile photo of funkdamonk
    funkdamonk Male 13-17
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    CAPTION: left stormtropper: good you handcuffed them lets run away before they try to get freaky with us.
  480. Profile photo of Captionator
    Captionator Male 13-17
    8 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    Stormtrooper- "I saw a duck this morning, it was this big. I`m not even lying, it was this big and it was black and it had feathers and it looked at me and it said `QUACK`"

    Girl- "Wow, that is very interesting, did it have webbed feet?"

    Storm Trooper- "No"

  481. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    Caption:
    "We`re looking for the Emperor`s treasure...can I look around your chest?"
  482. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    Caption:

    No woman is safe when Akappy and facylad combine their irresistable internet charm.

  483. Profile photo of kedaver
    kedaver Male 30-39
    13 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    Caption:
    Trooper 1 "...like I keep telling him, if they would have just sealed that exhaust port, we wouldn`t be working this 2 bit fashion police gig.."
    Trooper 2 "Sheesh....Get over it already!!"
  484. Profile photo of 0Johno
    0Johno Male 13-17
    32 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    CAPTION: "The rest of your suits come on Thursday."
  485. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    Caption:

    These tropers are looking for love in Alderaan places...

  486. Profile photo of voyfan99
    voyfan99 Male 13-17
    33 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    Caption: "And if you just put this on your wrist and that one on mine, you just walk into that room and see what happens."
  487. Profile photo of PrestoMagic4
    PrestoMagic4 Male 18-29
    56 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    CAPTION:
    "These bracelets actually prevent bird flu, don`t tell the jedis..."
  488. Profile photo of Captionator
    Captionator Male 13-17
    8 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (2girls1cup reference) BLAH BLAH BLAH - Don`t (word that rhymes with taze) me bro - BLAH BLAH BLAH writers strike

    I`ve done it, i`ve created the perfect caption.

  489. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    "Oh yeah baby, it`s showtime!"
  490. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    "This is what happens when you laugh at a stormtrooper lady"
  491. Profile photo of TheChipmunk
    TheChipmunk Male 13-17
    11 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    Caption:
    Ebay
    Shop Victoriously!
  492. Profile photo of Blackdeath
    Blackdeath Female 13-17
    31 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    Caption. A day at the mall 50$ buying your friend lunch 20$ getting handcuffed by stormtroopers priceless
  493. Profile photo of CynicalDog
    CynicalDog Male 13-17
    64 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    caption: girl:these are not the droids you are looking for. trooper:crap...
  494. Profile photo of awa6153
    awa6153 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    CAPTION: Sorry, ladies...you`re spending the night with Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute
  495. Profile photo of livereg
    livereg Male 18-29
    78 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    CAPTION: Thank god these costumes came with handcuffs, otherwise we`d never talk to girls.
  496. Profile photo of fossies
    fossies Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    Caption: Very Nice, Lord Vader shall be very happy with you...you not so much. Hi Five...
  497. Profile photo of Ceebs119
    Ceebs119 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    Caption:
    "These are the kind of droids we SHOULD be looking for."
  498. Profile photo of livereg
    livereg Male 18-29
    78 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    CAPTION: Girl: you guys are cool...NOT!
  499. Profile photo of phreakphit
    phreakphit Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    Caption: Stormtrooper con geek: *sigh* This is the only way I`ll ever get a girlfriend.
  500. Profile photo of DANGERYAN
    DANGERYAN Male 18-29
    21 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    CAPTIONS:
    Stormtrooper: hey you two, lets go back to my imperial cruiser so you can give me a lumkin, i have to show my friend what it is so i can give him one. we get lonely on the death star.
  501. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    CAPTION: The Jedi have lightsabres and we have, well, y`know. Equally long and devastating weapons...
  502. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    CAPTION: We`ll let you ladies pick which one you want. We`re both clones anyway
  503. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    CAPTION: THERES A ROCKET IN MY POCKET!
  504. Profile photo of DANGERYAN
    DANGERYAN Male 18-29
    21 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    we both have a princess leia fetish, you look like her, you`ll do.
  505. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    CAPTION: I`m sensing a great force within you. A HOT force!
  506. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    CAPTION: Step this way Ladies, we`re just gonna let our droids probe you
  507. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    CAPTION: These are not the hoes you`re looking for.
  508. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    CAPTION: Yeah, now the Force is with you, baby.
  509. Profile photo of phreakphit
    phreakphit Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    Caption: I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
  510. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    There should be one post maximum on these things.
  511. Profile photo of JACKO
    JACKO Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    WTF? TeH n00bZ WaNts to BeE liKE Ze StarwArz?
  512. Profile photo of sianboli
    sianboli Female 18-29
    19 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    CAPTION: DUDE, Hurry up with them uggos, we need to get back to my mom`s for D&D tonight. It`s MY turn to be the dungeon master!
  513. Profile photo of whitetigeres
    whitetigeres Female 18-29
    66 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    Caption: How two friends perposed to their girlfriends.
  514. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    CAPTION:
    Teehee
  515. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    "wait till you see the metal bikini they put you in!"
  516. Profile photo of sbuninja
    sbuninja Female 18-29
    168 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    CAPTION: "Why don`t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?"
  517. Profile photo of dcba
    dcba Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    CAPTION: So jus put your hands like this and then... haHA!!! 45-213-08, bring in the StormCopter, I`ve got me some some white girls!!!
  518. Profile photo of johnnyj
    johnnyj Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    CAPTION:

    We knew our relationship had reached a new level when he broke out the hand-crafted friendship bracelets....

  519. Profile photo of johnnyj
    johnnyj Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    CAPTION: We flew light years away to Planet Naboo and all we got were these lousy slap bracelets....
  520. Profile photo of tygerbait
    tygerbait Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    So thats how Nancy Grace keeps finding dead white girls to talk about....
  521. Profile photo of Jaellot
    Jaellot Male 18-29
    95 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    Hey, you can`t arrest me for saying Jar-Jar was my favorite Star Wars character! Right? Ah crap...
  522. Profile photo of alpiekar
    alpiekar Female 18-29
    5 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    Well this isn`t what i had in mind when i said `til death do us part...
  523. Profile photo of kmitch717
    kmitch717 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    CAPTION:Oh, if only their hair were in side buns...
  524. Profile photo of Majorchug
    Majorchug Male 18-29
    27 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    Trooper in back: Man hes got a nice ass...
  525. Profile photo of Kminnick
    Kminnick Male 30-39
    8 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    Caption: Gay marriage is finally legalized on the Death Star
  526. Profile photo of AtomicCheese
    AtomicCheese Male 30-39
    11 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    CAPTION: "These are not the Whores you are looking for."
  527. Profile photo of doZer_roZZ
    doZer_roZZ Female 18-29
    280 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    HAHA! Kisato is the best so far....
  528. Profile photo of TYROCKS
    TYROCKS Male 13-17
    37 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    CAPTION:

    Stormtrroper 1:...and thats the tour of the deathstar, but im going to have to hold you here for screening <coughs>
    Stormtrooper 2:<clears throat then coughs>

  529. Profile photo of USMC_Jends
    USMC_Jends Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    CAPTION:
    Trooper in front: Lord Vader will be pleased.
    Trooper in back: We went over this...Lord Vader is a fictional character
    Trooper in front: He will be angry to hear that
  530. Profile photo of USMC_Jends
    USMC_Jends Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    CAPTION: 2 Girls 1 Cuff
  531. Profile photo of Evil_Fungus
    Evil_Fungus Male 13-17
    15 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    CAPTION: Storm trooper(geeky teen voice from the simpsons)Welcome to the death star ladies. Do you want your hand stamped so you can get back in?
  532. Profile photo of catiejae
    catiejae Female 18-29
    5 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    CAPTION: Welcome to the Dark Side baby!
  533. Profile photo of lessthenthre
    lessthenthre Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    from one trooper to the other
    "dude that`s evil"
  534. Profile photo of ashcj3489
    ashcj3489 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    CAPTION:
    Stormtrooper in back: Why does he get all the fun?
  535. Profile photo of livereg
    livereg Male 18-29
    78 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    CAPTION: The army has had to find creative ways to recruit new members.
  536. Profile photo of ldnmaster
    ldnmaster Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    Girls: "WCJD", what`s that mean?
    Stormtroopers: "What Can the Jedi Do?" Like our new friendship bracelets?
  537. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    CAPTION: Stormtrooper: If you think these Stormtrooper costumes are cool, wait til I show you the replica Princess Leia "slave girl" costumes I have in my mom`s pla...my place.
  538. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    *at my
  539. Profile photo of Kinga750
    Kinga750 Male 18-29
    136 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    CAPTION: "It`s all fun and games until someone loses a wrist".
  540. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    CAPTION: "You are under arrest for clipping your backpack chest strap."
  541. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    510 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    CAPTION:
    These bracelets will forever bind these Clearasil spokeswomen to the Galactic Empire.
  542. Profile photo of FluffyOrchid
    FluffyOrchid Female 18-29
    27 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    CAPTION:"Unfortunately, the pair have not been seen since. It seems, thr troopers have finally found the droids they were looking for."
  543. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    Startrooper: From now on your new names are Princess Leia and Padme. If you have a problem with that you may submit a completely useless complaint to the sith lord. Now march, sex slaves.
  544. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    CAPTION: Heath Ledger`s last role before resorting to suicide.
  545. Profile photo of whitetigeres
    whitetigeres Female 18-29
    66 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    It would be nice to not see the exact same post so many times from so many differnt people... Anyone agree???
  546. Profile photo of rocknroll892
    rocknroll892 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    CAPTION: TR-909...women wanted him, stormtroopers wanted to be him.
  547. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    .:CAPTION:. Due to recent Rebel attacks, Lord Vader now requires cavity search stations and Force-detectors for all travelers going to the Death Star.
  548. Profile photo of darthtater
    darthtater Female 13-17
    62 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    CAPTION: "to catch a predator, star wars edition"
  549. Profile photo of Baron926
    Baron926 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    With this ring, I thee... I thee... Oh dammit, I`m not ready for this kind of commitment!
  550. Profile photo of Damlub
    Damlub Male 13-17
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    CAPTION:
    "You two are being arrested for being bitches."
  551. Profile photo of luigi1117
    luigi1117 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    CAPTION: Baron926`s captions are never funny.
  552. Profile photo of tluvsdolfins
    tluvsdolfins Female 30-39
    100 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    CAPTION:
    Even bondage can be made uncomfortable.

  553. Profile photo of moe2the
    moe2the Female 18-29
    133 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    CAPTION: "Come on sis, let`s go with em` , take a look at those packages!!"
  554. Profile photo of tluvsdolfins
    tluvsdolfins Female 30-39
    100 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    See Sarah? I told you these guys weren`t gay!
  555. Profile photo of flippo
    flippo Male 30-39
    9 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    Caption:
    Stormtroopers outfits : about $600 each
    Accessories for costume : about $50 of supplies
    Day at the mall where you walk around and everyone thinks you are two homosexual pansy dorks who have no life and don`t have a chance of dating a real woman, let alone a geek freak who will date a dork, and then actually get filmed by the Japanese tourist who is only visiting the US for one day and thinks, "These lame-o idiots would get beat up by our 6 year old girls just for attempting this cos-play. I mean,c-mon! (But in Japanese)" And being totally oblivious to everyone laughing at them, but secretly wishing that they could spend the time and money to get the same outfit and wear it out in public, but can`t because any real human would have a spouse and kids, vehicles and homes to pay for, and jobs that take their time and energy and money to handle, and those people would then decide to spend more of their time writing long, unfunny captions : Priceless
  556. Profile photo of pyroman39
    pyroman39 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    Now you two can be lovers just like us!
  557. Profile photo of pyroman39
    pyroman39 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    Caption: I`m sorry they`re not fuzzy...
  558. Profile photo of pyroman39
    pyroman39 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    CAPTION: (ST in back) Would you quit flirting?! We have a job to do!
  559. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:16 pm
    Caption: These aren`t the babes we`re looking for.
  560. Profile photo of pyroman39
    pyroman39 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:18 pm
    CAPTION: I now pronounce you wife and... Are you a dude or a chick?
  561. Profile photo of Zero_Talent
    Zero_Talent Female 13-17
    102 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:29 pm
    CAPTION: "Both of you are under arrest for fashion abuse."
  562. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:32 pm
    Ok for my next trick I want you to kiss the rabbit between the ears.
  563. Profile photo of spotted_girl
    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    Now, I want you two to shake hands and be friends...
  564. Profile photo of Cagedz
    Cagedz Male 40-49
    84 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    I am sorry ma`am but we have to let you go. You must be a virgin to be considered for sacrifice.
  565. Profile photo of pinkflyd25
    pinkflyd25 Male 18-29
    158 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    CAPTION: Little did these girls know that this Trooper was pitching his own tent under that suit.
  566. Profile photo of shagthefag
    shagthefag Male 18-29
    208 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    Captain: I have a hard drive. Wanna touch it?
  567. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:46 pm
    We had some extra sprinkler parts laying around the Deathstar, so we`re making knockoff jewelry and selling it to mall rats.
  568. Profile photo of Shaggy537
    Shaggy537 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    Stormtrooper(left): Damnit Han, Its MY turn! Don`t make me use the force...

    Girls: Hahah Luke is a pussy.

    Stormtrooper(right): Easy now girls, Luke is sensitive...Now who is tying who up first?

  569. Profile photo of skite111
    skite111 Male 30-39
    99 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    CAPTION: 2 girls 1 cuff.
  570. Profile photo of dljudo92
    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    CAPTION: That`s the last time they mess with mall security
  571. Profile photo of Shaggy537
    Shaggy537 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    Stormtrooper(right): Girls, *breathes heavy*, I am your father, you`re coming with me. *breathes heavy*

    Stormtrooper(left): Oh my god, what a homo. See man this is why I hate being your patrol partner. Those terrible pick up lines.

    Girls: HAHAHAHHAHA

  572. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    CAPTION:
    Some girls just don`t know when to stop.
  573. Profile photo of NotjonGreco
    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
    350 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 10:45 pm
    *CAPTION*
    Stormtrooper 1: LAWLZ
    Stormtrooper 2: handcuff chicks ftw
    Girl 1: LOLZ WTFBBQ
    Girl 2: DO NOT WANT.PHAIL.
  574. Profile photo of MuttonChopz
    MuttonChopz Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    CAPTION: You have the right to remain silent, or be force choked
  575. Profile photo of joshjunky
    joshjunky Male 18-29
    150 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    Girl:"Your gonna do WHAT to me?"
    Other girl:"It`s too tiny."
    ;]
  576. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:15 pm
    CAPTION: Why are these sticky?
  577. Profile photo of Rhinosaur
    Rhinosaur Male 18-29
    62 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:25 pm
    Ah, THESE are the droids I`m looking for.
  578. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    CAPTION: "GIRLS": We had a busy night last night
  579. Profile photo of cheedle
    cheedle Male 30-39
    1 post
    January 22, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    CAPTION: I wonder if they have big wookies?
  580. Profile photo of CanoeReeves
    CanoeReeves Female 13-17
    59 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:38 pm
    CAPTION: Stomtroopers (thinking): Weridos...
  581. Profile photo of
    kingdante87
    141 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:47 pm
    Caption: These wern`t the droids we were looking for.
  582. Profile photo of
    kingdante87
    141 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:48 pm
    Caption: No, we`re the right size to be storm troopers.
  583. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 11:57 pm
    Caption: Well it looks like we`ve finally been caught.
  584. Profile photo of kpforizzle
    kpforizzle Male 18-29
    224 posts
    January 23, 2008 at 12:07 am
    Caption: Hi welcome to San Fran, we are permitted to do this
  585. Profile photo of kpforizzle
    kpforizzle Male 18-29
    224 posts
    January 23, 2008 at 12:11 am
    Caption: We draft you fine gentlemen into out line of duty.
  586. Profile photo of kpforizzle
    kpforizzle Male 18-29
    224 posts
    January 23, 2008 at 12:12 am
    Caption: With the rising of airport security...
  587. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    January 23, 2008 at 12:24 am
    The Aussie backpackers took the latest UK immigration procedures in their stride.
  588. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    January 23, 2008 at 12:27 am
    The two girls may be laughing now, but they have no idea it is two butch lesbians in those stormtrooper outfits with evil plans for being on top.