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Date: 01/31/08 12:50 AM

89 Responses to Amy at the Club

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    January 30, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    Link: Amy at the Club - An evening at a nightclub wouldn`t be complete without at least one encounter with an Amy. (Some NSFW language.)
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    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 12:56 am
    Wow, this is such an accurate portrayal of bar whores. Seriously, I hate women. Is it possible to be a female misogynist?
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    fbgenius Male 18-29
    104 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 12:56 am
    Thank goodness I dont go to nightclubs.
  4. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 12:56 am
    sometimes its ok a punch a girl right?
  5. Profile photo of lucid_wizard
    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
    308 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 12:56 am
    "you wanna feel me up" lol...
  6. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 12:56 am
    Wow, I can`t say I`ve personally had any experiences with her...but I`m sure its pretty painful.
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    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 12:57 am
    Amy, Do you like getting hit in the face with beer bottles? (just kidding) do you?
  8. Profile photo of avidfilipino
    avidfilipino Male 13-17
    300 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 12:57 am
    There were so many times I`d wish I could actually put my arm through my monitor and bitchslap that whore!!
  9. Profile photo of lucid_wizard
    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
    308 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 12:57 am
    "sometimes its ok to punch a girl right"

    ..well, god might get angry, but I`ll forgive you.

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    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 12:58 am

    ^StphnHrrll, sometimes I think I`m a gay homophobe.lol
  11. Profile photo of StphnHrrll
    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 1:04 am
    Bahahahhahahahah That`s awesome Nightshifter
  12. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 1:08 am
    I think its totally ok for you to be a misogynist, StphnHrrll. So long as you include yourself in there or get a sex change, of course. Hypocrites are almost as bad as Amy there. Almost :P
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    notsoevil Female 18-29
    101 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 1:08 am
    It`s a comedy bit on vapid club sluts, about on the same par as picnic faces "women in comedy" routine. If this gets you upset you either need to smoke some weed, or smoke way too much already.

    If anything it`s a compliment to the girl on camera that she was able to evoke an emotional response from an audience.

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    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 1:14 am
    I..............HATE..................HER
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 1:20 am
    A compilation of the bar slut dialogue. One of the reasons I don`t go clubbing without a group of my own and me not wandering too far away from said group...

    Good acting though. Which I think is the purpose of the video.

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    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 1:46 am
    i continued to watch that thinking it would get better .. but it was nothing but a boring peice of crap.. it annoyed me and made me pissed off.. Shame on you iab
  17. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 2:07 am
    no one said it was bad acting. just that in a situation like this i might have a strong urge to punch someone like that.

    "Is it possible to be a female misogynist" it doesnt match the definition exactly but every day i see examples of females treating each other like a rival or a threat in a very negative way. it never got as much attention as fights the males had in school cause most girls wont go out in the school hard and have a fist fight but girls do some horrible viscous things to each other to inflect emotional damage.

  18. Profile photo of StoogegirlSi
    StoogegirlSi Female 18-29
    202 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 2:34 am
    *shudder* I used to have a friend like that. Used to.
  19. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 2:36 am
    ....must not....strangle....pretty lady...

    Know what ticks me off? I`ve dealt with drunken skanks similar to "Amy," but NOT ONE offered to let me feel her up.* Then again, none of them puked on me either, so I guess it works out.

    *although one did ask if I wanted to watch her pee. I turned her down.

  20. Profile photo of Phil_D_Rock
    Phil_D_Rock Male 18-29
    267 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 2:37 am
    HATERS, some hating. it was a very well done video. i laughed and wanted to kill her at the same time. which i think was the point of the vid.
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    Djmartyn Male 18-29
    43 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 3:01 am
    Good stuff, i work as a DJ and i get people like that coming into the booth all the time.
  22. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 3:03 am
    That is so perfectly true it`s almost painful...
  23. Profile photo of meander
    meander Female 18-29
    45 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 3:08 am
    Only -almost- painful, you say? Really?

    I liked it. You know... in that it made me sad it`s so true. ;...;

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    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 3:18 am
    that bish was annoying. but that was funny lol.
  25. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 3:53 am
    Id still feel her up though
  26. Profile photo of kongen
    kongen Male 18-29
    265 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 4:36 am
    Im one of those...(people who dont dances and have to hear on boring ladys jabberish...)
  27. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 5:01 am
    Ugly skank.
    I was half expecting "Paul" was going to punch her.
  28. Profile photo of jcomments
    jcomments Male 40-49
    2 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 5:14 am
    I thought her last line was "Fill me up?" as if to suggest that after throwing up her last drink she wanted to see if "Paul" would be kind to her and set her up with another drink. She`s a character who lives very much in the moment, and apparently wants to stay drunk as much as she can. If I heard it correctly, I think this line would be more consistent with her character than finishing off with a sexual advance that would have come pretty much out of nowhere. Good acting, by the way.
  29. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 5:22 am
    Boring, I get to see obnoxious arrogant sluts everyday.
  30. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 5:45 am
    She should die....with a smile on her damn dancing face
  31. Profile photo of Diddie
    Diddie Male 18-29
    217 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 5:50 am
    The temptation to punch her in the ovaries was so strong...
  32. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 6:15 am
    isn`t there a law for justified violence? PLEASE!?
  33. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 6:49 am
    I hate women too, StphnHrrll. I know what you mean.
  34. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 7:27 am
    "Is it dick cancer?"

    Hahahahahaha!!!!!

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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 8:13 am
    I smell Oscar or Toni or whatever.
  36. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 8:23 am
    I swear I`ve met that girl!
  37. Profile photo of omgitzmeex3
    omgitzmeex3 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 8:24 am
    Wow lol

    I actually met TWO of these CHICKS last week lol. Although they were doing that to my bf lol.

  38. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 8:46 am
    Wow, so true sadly.... Though I don`t think a dumb girl like that would be able to tell the difference between benign and malignant cancer lol
  39. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 9:07 am
    what ever happend to akspy, devi 3000 and lola kitty? did they all just disappear?
  40. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 10:10 am
    After she asked if Paul was a --- I immediately wanted to kill her. Useless fleshbag.
  41. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 10:45 am
    UI consure with NBightshifter
  42. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 10:52 am
    Is it wrong that she kinda turned me on?
  43. Profile photo of randomer
    randomer Male 13-17
    277 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 11:00 am
    Very good video. I would hate to have someone like that bitch in my face.
  44. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 11:18 am
    EstiloPanama and StphnHrrll to say you`s hate women (even though you`s are women) is just an act of jellousy
  45. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 11:27 am
    Holy poo, when she asked for the favorite song I so picked Blackbird. O____O I stopped watching after that. >__<
  46. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 11:29 am
    SHOOP DA WHOOP ! D<
    grrr
  47. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 11:34 am
    do you want to get kicked in the face? no seriously do you?
  48. Profile photo of YourHoNess
    YourHoNess Male 18-29
    85 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    she nailed it!
  49. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    Yeah this is painfully accurate. I`ve known people who acted like that and er...I used to act like that too once a upon a time. When I was in my attention whore stage of life. Now I look back and cringe worse then ever.
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    GolfRocks Male 18-29
    151 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    well, you know, my names paul and this really made me want to kill her
  51. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    ..wow
  52. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!
  53. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    If I were to lose control of my car and drive off of a cliff, I wouldn`t actually mind, as long as I landed on Amy.
  54. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    Wow, i know a few girls like this... I just walk away if a can.

    *die class of 11*

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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    I`D DO MORE THAT JUST FEEL HER UP
  56. Profile photo of pillowpants
    pillowpants Female 18-29
    107 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    God, this is my old roomate. Flippin whore.
  57. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    I smirked.
  58. Profile photo of TheWyvern
    TheWyvern Female 18-29
    81 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    *cringe* this evokes memories of some of the girls that went to my high school...
    nonetheless, the girl acting "Amy" was really good and made me laugh
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    GuinnesApple Female 18-29
    41 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    "*although one did ask if I wanted to watch her pee. I turned her down."

    That was you? :O

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    OMG...
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    AFTERSHOCK
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    2143 Posts Thursday, January 31, 2008 2:31:01 PM
    I`D DO MORE THAT JUST FEEL HER UP

    yea me 2

  62. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    :(
  63. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    SHE WAS BITCHING THE WHOLE TIME ABOUT HIM NOT DANCING WHEN SHE WASNT DANCING UNTIL THE END!!!!
  64. Profile photo of kooshi_govno
    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
    313 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    slap the b.tch
  65. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    My name is amy...
    I`m not like her, I swear. haha
  66. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    Damnit, I read `Amy` as "Army". What a disappointment.
  67. Profile photo of Brant167
    Brant167 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    The feminist movement did have its drawbacks...
  68. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    You know what scares me the most? The thought of these types of people thinking they need to breed, and consider their vagina a clown car.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    January 31, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    Great acting
  70. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    I wanted to pop her head like a zit. People like that (women or men) are So Irritating!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    Yeah I remember those "women". I am so glad I don`t go to places like that anymore.
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    Ahh, condoms, motels, whiskey and coke besides a sore puss_y these are things that "Amy" gets on a Friday night. Ohh, don`t forget that "who did I sleep with?" not so fresh feeling.
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    pinkflyd25 Male 18-29
    158 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    Heat
  74. Profile photo of Eternal76
    Eternal76 Female 30-39
    226 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    I`ve run into people like that. Very annoying. Funny vid though!
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    EvianPosh Male 18-29
    125 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    Gaah so annoying :-(
  76. Profile photo of milleribsen
    milleribsen Male 18-29
    13 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    the sad thing is that actress is way prettier than amy ever is. Amy is usually just a skanky whore.
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    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    January 31, 2008 at 11:35 pm
    ooooh. . . good one milleribsen.

    Yeah, I`ve met a couple of Amy`s. Who hasn`t. . .

    But to hit it, or not to hit it, that is the question. Whether `tis nobler in the mind to suffer the personality of a horrible skank or to go home and gratify yourself manually . . .

  78. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    February 1, 2008 at 9:28 am
    She kind of looked like Scarlett Johansson a little.
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    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    February 1, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    WOW.
  80. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    February 1, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    I`ve got a friend who`s quite like that. I just laugh at her
  81. Profile photo of macabresoren
    macabresoren Female 18-29
    68 posts
    February 1, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    Oh, god... It`s all those obnoxious girls at work who try to get me to go clubbing with them all rolled into one... This is exactly why I don`t...
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    rabid_meat Male 18-29
    46 posts
    February 1, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    The only problem I have with this is that I know someone named amy who would completely act in this way. Along with many other people, or course.
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    SreppenWolf Male 18-29
    8 posts
    February 1, 2008 at 11:02 pm
    psssh really if your drunk you could settle for worse
  84. Profile photo of Afterthought
    Afterthought Female 18-29
    245 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    ugh.
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    shinysilver Female 18-29
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    March 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm
    WOW. I hate running into chicks like that at parties. Jesus.
    May have used the "cancer" excuse a couple of times too, just to get them to shut up.
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    matchstick Female 30-39
    62 posts
    March 31, 2008 at 2:43 am
    I actually laughed. Making fun of ditzy sluts is so obvious, but this was pretty funny. However, I`d pay money to see her perform this same monologue with about 4 cuervo shots in her. Booyakka!
  87. Profile photo of lucehLOW
    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 8:12 am
    i am so glad i am nothing like her

    xlucyx

  88. Profile photo of nunujean
    nunujean Female 18-29
    92 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    I hate Amy! Why do girls act like that?
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    i`ve met too many people like this

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