American Creep

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in Weird

Ah, another season of American Idol, another season of incredibly creepy guys crowbaring their way into an audition.
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Female 65
i love how protective simon is over paula its so cute
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Female 178
It`s not funny because it`s blatantly set up. I like the X Factor a lot better anyway..
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Female 68
I would believe the "he`s just joking around` theories.. if he wasn`t staring at the poor woman.. and moving closer & closer.. like a jungle cat... and wouldnt leave. <<shudder>> FREAK.
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Female 223
jeez, if I was Paula, i`d change all the locks in my house. and burn all my panties.

and the peincess leia guy was awsome XD he actually went and got waxed all over and came back!! now THAT`S committing to a joke!

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Male 25
I thought it was hillarious, reminded me of Stephen Lynch...and you know the only reason he did it was for the publicity...and you know he`ll probably book a couple more gigs because of it. I don`t think the judges really grasped it at the time, but Randy was laughing...and that was the point.
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Female 2,220
Oh... dear GOD.
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Male 1,365
I hate this f*#king show. It is the absolute worst program on American T.V.
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Female 2,074
Another typical Walgreens pharmacy customer.

But that was funny! "If she were a bath-tub, I would CAULK her!"

HAHAHA!

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Female 403
lol, I saw this one on tv.

what about the guy who auditioned in Princess Leia slave costume?

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Female 695
This is legend!
"If she were a bathtub, I would caulk her."
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Female 1,158
I laughed my butt off when I saw this on TV.

Aww, Simon protecting her from the creepy guy. ;]

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Female 1,070
he`s good at singing o.o
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Female 81
hahahah..wow that was actually funny.
it was creepy but it seemed like a joke..i dont think it was serious.
"if she were a bath tub i would caulk her" LMAO!
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Female 179
She really handled that well, I could only imagine how most other women would have over reacted.
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Female 116
Uhh, rightio then. There are some weirdos in this world haha. O.o I think he was only joking but still, very strange indeed.
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Female 92
Frick I hate american idol.
And that guy was creeeeeeepy.
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Female 859
HAHAHAHA!!!!
dude if i were Paula i wouldnt feel safe in my own house
LOL!
funny
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Male 146
"As Paul left the auditions..."

AND WHAT? I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

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Female 252
Well that was disturbing!
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Female 110
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That is incredible creepy.
If she were a bathtub he would rooster her!?
WHAT THE [email protected]$*????
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Male 9
i think paula wasn`t necessarily replused by the idea maybe she was drunk....
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Male 516
You got to give the guy credit for creativity. Sounded like a Stephen Lynch song that didn`t quite make it on the last album! Funny as poo, though!
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Male 61
iceblack:C`mon...
Obviously the guy was kidding, if all those things were right he would be insist a lot more not to leave
He just made a parody

you sir apparently do not know what parody means...

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Female 127
Creepy. Or maybe funny. In a creepy sort of way.
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Male 686
eep
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Female 486
lol...That was pretty funny, but yeah, if I were Paula I`d be feeling incredibly uncomfortable after that!
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Male 222
That was halarious. What a great group of people to scare too.
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Female 122
hahaqha.
i love the part "if she was a bathtub, i`d caulk her"
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Female 322
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. I agree with freddyferret. He and Paula were made for each other.
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Male 646
Yeah, whats the dealio?,, this guy is being creepy for comedies sake, and I thought his lyrics were funny.
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Male 128
American Idol is stupid. One, they let in people just for comedies sake. Two, they turn away many good singers for the comedy ones. Three, the people that they let in obviously suck. It isn`t just a walk in and audition thing, you have to get past screening.
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Female 831
his voice, not all that bad.
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Male 144
So this means they and a lot of you didn´t comprehend this was an attempted comedy act like Stephen Lynch does? Peculiar. The reaction was so overreacted.
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Male 34
thats pretty weird but the best thing from american idol this season has got to be the brother song...i had it stuck in my head all night.
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Male 11,739
He would be a perfect match for Paula. They`re both completely freakin` insane. Have you SEEN her reality show? She`s as mental as he is, so it`s great!
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Male 1,725
eww i saw this on tv when it happened, its so creepy and funny
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Male 157
its a parody. he was on a radio station nearby me and explained the whole thing.
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Male 47
Anyone that thinks this guy was serious is a MORON!

That was obviously a parody, and very funny IMO. He`ll pulled it off great!

Dude had a wig and a guitar as he was walking out of the room....hahaha...I`m sure he had much more planned.

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Male 117
I think that i remember someone doing that to sharon osborne on the x factor or something, he`d been watching all of the judges doing stuff and then he repeats it to them in his song and rly creeps them out......yeh well, seems nerds new targets are talent show judges....lewy walsh is like doomed.
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Male 1,853
now put the brother song/ chinese pimp on here!
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Male 991
"If she were a bath tub I would caulk her."

LMAO!

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Female 2,064
"I`d Peter Faulk her"

...

WTF?!?!

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Female 1,441
This is so fake.
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Female 101
haha i remember seeing this.
i was like, "wowwww, restraining order?"
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Female 280
ummm yeah...
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Female 1,589
Oh my. O____O
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Female 246
I hate american idol, but some of these first auditions are funny. This was not one of them
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Male 580
Haha....a good joke.
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Female 19
That`s just bad acting...
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Male 551
C`mon...
Obviously the guy was kidding, if all those things were right he would be insist a lot more not to leave

He just made a parody

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Male 1,023
someone should get lots of people of singing it to people and recored their reactions.
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Female 241
*gigglesnort*

xD

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Female 62
Um, CREEP!!
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Female 393
what about the "no sex" song guy and the "bird" guy??
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Female 12
XD made me laugh :-P
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Male 4,012
This guy defines creepy IMO.
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Male 39
Thats stuff nightmares are made of.
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Male 1,092
nobody on the x factor, as far as i can remember, has been *that* creepy
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Female 1,605
Link: American Creep [Rate Link] - Ah, another season of American Idol, another season of incredibly creepy guys crowbaring their way into an audition.
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