A Day in the Life of a Portal Turret.

Submitted by: Musicalduck 9 years ago Funny
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If you ever wondered what the turrets in portal did to pass the time between test subjects. Some NSFW swearing.
There are 86 comments:
Male 30
i wonder if there will be cake.
fac u
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Male 9
Really cool lol! Liked the part where they played
tic-tac-toe
"another tie"
"how boring"
"a strange game, the only winning move is not too play" LOL
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Male 1,029
Lol at Balls.
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Male 693
Hahaha, that looks awesome.

"Guess who I ran into the other day."
"who?"
"Companion Cube."
"What a douche." LMAO

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Female 1,407
Since joining IAB in 2005, this is the funniest link posted here in quite some time. THANKS! *adds to faves* ^_^
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Male 276
Halo 3 is Call of duty 4`s B*tch
HaaHAa LOLOLOL
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Male 44
Especially the song at the end =P
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Male 44
Portal is the best game ever made.
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Male 29
aww the poor lives of the turrets :P
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Male 1,263
LMFAO! I cant breathe i was laughing so hard xD
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Male 65
OMG this was amazing laughed my ass off
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Male 1,343
portal was amazing, and so was this video.
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Female 700
ROFL!!! that was great!
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Female 200
"come out bitch" XD

and yeah I got the War Games reference too

Portal is the best game ever, but it did scare me the first time I played it when the turrets called out "I see you"

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Male 3,431
THIS IS A TRIUMPH!
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Male 580
Haha! That was epic.
Made me lol.
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Female 1,572
<333 it!
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Female 321
Seemed only natural that the cube companion is a douche. I still miss it...


CAKE IS NOT A LIE. IT WAS POISONED.

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Male 106
I love it when one of them falls off the cliff. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit." And the whole "Halo 3 is Call of Duty 4`s bitch" thing was awesome too.
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Male 157
Tis ok.
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Male 646
This made me look forward to getting Portal even more!... and that`s a lot!
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Female 993
My roomie just finished playing the game. The game itself was entertaining to watch--especially the mention of cake.
This gave me a good chuckle.
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Male 114
LMAO NICE
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Female 2,064
SH****************************************T lol!
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Male 598
YES
This game is awesome!!!!
I love this video
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Female 246
"O.m.g chess is for nerds" lol
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Male 96
same guys who made this also do a CS:Source "real world" show that`s hilarious.
http://www.theleetworld.com
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Male 121
Wargames for the win.
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Female 1,070
hahah. now i want to play portal even more T.T
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Male 888
Didn`t really sound like the turrets.. The turrets sounded cute.
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Male 375
I loved the "war games" reference re: the game of tic-tac-toe (naughts & crosses, for those of you across the pond)
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Female 2,927
loved the nice game of chess reference. i remeber the movie but i forgot the title, i laughed so hard at that.
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Female 601
I had to download this game just because of this video XD No joke. Too bad it runs too slow on my PC though :(

I lol`d greatly.

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Male 96
That was AWESOME. I wanna grow up and be a turret.
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Female 818
That was absolutely hilarious xD
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Male 375
Great clip, definitely have to had played the game to understand several of the references.
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Male 133
LMAO Portal Turret Drama
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Male 358
Halo 3, Still Alive AND a Half life reference in ONE animation! Shiggidy shiggidy shwa!
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Male 9,306
Very amusing! XD
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Male 629
This is so funny.
No extra comment.
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Male 741
WHATS?! Lost season 4 already started?! i though it started january 31st!!
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Male 98
Humming the end song in harmony. Brilliant.
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Male 782
Best part in the whole movie was:
"Halo 3 is Call of Duty 4`s b!tch."
Mostly because it`s true.
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Female 2,196
funny and lame at the same time
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Female 364
This Was A Triumph!
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Male 26
Brilliant!
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Female 1,470
I didnt really get it...
It was funny and all but i guess this is what happens if u dont play video games 24/7
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Female 2,084
i think this is a bit too geeky for me. i had no idea what they were talking about. or what they were. it was kinda funny though even though i didn`t get most of it.
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Female 1,832
Lame...
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Male 70
That cake joke is getting really old.
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Female 4
Portal is the best damned game to ever be made.
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Male 299
lol... "just wait until you get incinarated"
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Male 66
Owned BItches!! Epic win.. Go companion cube!!
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Male 336
i think i broke a rib because i was laughing so hard.
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Male 64
Absolutely hilarious. Very well written and very funny. Thanks for the share!
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Male 271
"Someone is there, tell them you see them"
"Why? I don`t see them"
"It scares the hell out of people"
"R-O-F-L okay. I SEE YOU"

Lol, best part IMO.

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Male 648
"O-M-G Chess is for nerds!"
"Don`t worry, I`m sure there will be cake."

good stuff

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Male 533
dammit now i want some cake....
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Male 901
My Jetman score is higher.
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Male 716
This wasn`t very funny, IMO, but some things were good. :)
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Male 93
Full of win.
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Male 521
haha funnyyy
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Male 619
:D
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Male 416
That was awsom, I love that game oh and:

The cake is a LIE !!! :0

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Male 320
Funniest Thing Ever! 10/10!!
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Female 1,244
I never played the game or heard of it but I still thought it was really funny
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Female 469
Lol, that was hilarious.
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Male 171
LMAOOOO
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Female 1,264
good game kinda short. *SPOILER ALERT* the cake in fact is not a lie... it tasted delicious
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Male 896
Lol. Love companion cube. To bad I murdered him.
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Male 695
It`s from a game called Portal.
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Male 4,004
I don`t get it...what is it from?
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Male 4,012
Ahhh reminds me of my office working days, just waiting for something interesting to happen...

Thankfully I`ve got a more peaceful job than these turrets.

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Male 107
lol that was funny.
here is a link to another potal based video

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=2...

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Male 1,142
iab so about 7 times better then average tonight. 2 links so far made me laugh. normally as i go down the list of new links i start to question my reasons for coming here.
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Male 3,301
"Nice Ass on that one"
"Yes, I would insert my floppy into her disc drives"

Made me lol.

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Male 397
haha that was good.
not very apealing to my mindset, though.
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Female 39
Ahaha! I thought that was cute!
"I wonder if there will be cake."
"F-ck you."
Heh heh.
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Male 4,246
I`ve not played the game yet, and this still made me laugh `till it hurt. :-D

are-they-still-stuck-on-that-damn-island?
yes.-they-are-LOST-and-...
LAME.

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Male 42
Lol about time someone made a movie with portal, loved it when they hummed the portal end song "still alive"
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Male 1,347
was kinda funny...i really do wonder if there`ll be cake... i think i`d prefer pie though
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Male 135
Omfg.. that cake stuff pissed me off when I played the game.
This is by far the funniest thing I have seen on i-a-b. Definitely blows Murphy and his `Have a Slogan` right out of the water.
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Male 602
HAHAHA her expression when he says "Are you still there?"
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Female 27
oh em gee. funny. :D
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Male 50
Oh god, my lungs
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Male 26
Link: A Day in the Life of a Portal Turret. [Rate Link] - If you ever wondered what the turrets in portal did to pass the time between test subjects. Some NSFW swearing.
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