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Date: 01/20/08 12:40 AM

86 Responses to A Day in the Life of a Portal Turret.

  1. Profile photo of Musicalduck
    Musicalduck Male 18-29
    26 posts
    January 19, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    Link: A Day in the Life of a Portal Turret. - If you ever wondered what the turrets in portal did to pass the time between test subjects. Some NSFW swearing.
  2. Profile photo of PanicOver
    PanicOver Male 13-17
    50 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 12:44 am
    Oh god, my lungs
  3. Profile photo of Screamer23
    Screamer23 Female 18-29
    27 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 1:04 am
    oh em gee. funny. :D
  4. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 1:06 am
    HAHAHA her expression when he says "Are you still there?"
  5. Profile photo of ViralVids
    ViralVids Male 18-29
    135 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 1:07 am
    Omfg.. that cake stuff pissed me off when I played the game.
    This is by far the funniest thing I have seen on i-a-b. Definitely blows Murphy and his `Have a Slogan` right out of the water.
  6. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 1:16 am
    was kinda funny...i really do wonder if there`ll be cake... i think i`d prefer pie though
  7. Profile photo of george00000
    george00000 Male 13-17
    42 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 1:17 am
    Lol about time someone made a movie with portal, loved it when they hummed the portal end song "still alive"
  8. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 1:31 am
    I`ve not played the game yet, and this still made me laugh `till it hurt. :-D

    are-they-still-stuck-on-that-damn-island?
    yes.-they-are-LOST-and-...
    LAME.

  9. Profile photo of GeekazoidJ
    GeekazoidJ Female 18-29
    39 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 1:53 am
    Ahaha! I thought that was cute!
    "I wonder if there will be cake."
    "F-ck you."
    Heh heh.
  10. Profile photo of deathbringer
    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 1:58 am
    haha that was good.
    not very apealing to my mindset, though.
  11. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 2:08 am
    "Nice Ass on that one"
    "Yes, I would insert my floppy into her disc drives"

    Made me lol.

  12. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 2:38 am
    iab so about 7 times better then average tonight. 2 links so far made me laugh. normally as i go down the list of new links i start to question my reasons for coming here.
  13. Profile photo of anime-craze
    anime-craze Male 18-29
    107 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 2:39 am
    lol that was funny.
    here is a link to another potal based video

    http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=2...

  14. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 2:59 am
    Ahhh reminds me of my office working days, just waiting for something interesting to happen...

    Thankfully I`ve got a more peaceful job than these turrets.

  15. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 2:59 am
    I don`t get it...what is it from?
  16. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 3:37 am
    It`s from a game called Portal.
  17. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 3:50 am
    Lol. Love companion cube. To bad I murdered him.
  18. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 4:06 am
    good game kinda short. *SPOILER ALERT* the cake in fact is not a lie... it tasted delicious
  19. Profile photo of chadders42
    chadders42 Male 13-17
    171 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 4:33 am
    LMAOOOO
  20. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 4:59 am
    Lol, that was hilarious.
  21. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 5:33 am
    I never played the game or heard of it but I still thought it was really funny
  22. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 6:16 am
    Funniest Thing Ever! 10/10!!
  23. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 6:30 am
    That was awsom, I love that game oh and:

    The cake is a LIE !!! :0

  24. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 6:55 am
    :D
  25. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 7:02 am
    haha funnyyy
  26. Profile photo of Iamnotbored2
    Iamnotbored2 Male 30-39
    93 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 7:02 am
    Full of win.
  27. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 7:20 am
    This wasn`t very funny, IMO, but some things were good. :)
  28. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 7:30 am
    My Jetman score is higher.
  29. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 7:35 am
    dammit now i want some cake....
  30. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 7:56 am
    "O-M-G Chess is for nerds!"
    "Don`t worry, I`m sure there will be cake."

    good stuff

  31. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
    271 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 8:12 am
    "Someone is there, tell them you see them"
    "Why? I don`t see them"
    "It scares the hell out of people"
    "R-O-F-L okay. I SEE YOU"

    Lol, best part IMO.

  32. Profile photo of Pikaro
    Pikaro Male 18-29
    64 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 8:20 am
    Absolutely hilarious. Very well written and very funny. Thanks for the share!
  33. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 8:29 am
    i think i broke a rib because i was laughing so hard.
  34. Profile photo of Kiko_911
    Kiko_911 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 8:34 am
    Owned BItches!! Epic win.. Go companion cube!!
  35. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 8:46 am
    lol... "just wait until you get incinarated"
  36. Profile photo of armaments
    armaments Female 13-17
    4 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 9:36 am
    Portal is the best damned game to ever be made.
  37. Profile photo of swisstaco5
    swisstaco5 Male 18-29
    70 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 9:38 am
    That cake joke is getting really old.
  38. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 10:39 am
    Lame...
  39. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 10:44 am
    i think this is a bit too geeky for me. i had no idea what they were talking about. or what they were. it was kinda funny though even though i didn`t get most of it.
  40. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 11:03 am
    I didnt really get it...
    It was funny and all but i guess this is what happens if u dont play video games 24/7
  41. Profile photo of Picasims
    Picasims Male 18-29
    26 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 11:05 am
    Brilliant!
  42. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 11:08 am
    This Was A Triumph!
  43. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 11:28 am
    funny and lame at the same time
  44. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 11:56 am
    Best part in the whole movie was:
    "Halo 3 is Call of Duty 4`s b!tch."
    Mostly because it`s true.
  45. Profile photo of phreakphit
    phreakphit Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 11:57 am
    Humming the end song in harmony. Brilliant.
  46. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    WHATS?! Lost season 4 already started?! i though it started january 31st!!
  47. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    This is so funny.
    No extra comment.
  48. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    Very amusing! XD
  49. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    Halo 3, Still Alive AND a Half life reference in ONE animation! Shiggidy shiggidy shwa!
  50. Profile photo of mrmedia
    mrmedia Male 18-29
    133 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    LMAO Portal Turret Drama
  51. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    Great clip, definitely have to had played the game to understand several of the references.
  52. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    That was absolutely hilarious xD
  53. Profile photo of PalpGutz
    PalpGutz Male 18-29
    96 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    That was AWESOME. I wanna grow up and be a turret.
  54. Profile photo of iansquall
    iansquall Female 18-29
    601 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    I had to download this game just because of this video XD No joke. Too bad it runs too slow on my PC though :(

    I lol`d greatly.

  55. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    loved the nice game of chess reference. i remeber the movie but i forgot the title, i laughed so hard at that.
  56. Profile photo of NyQ
    NyQ Male 18-29
    375 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    I loved the "war games" reference re: the game of tic-tac-toe (naughts & crosses, for those of you across the pond)
  57. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    Didn`t really sound like the turrets.. The turrets sounded cute.
  58. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    hahah. now i want to play portal even more T.T
  59. Profile photo of runeguy37
    runeguy37 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    Wargames for the win.
  60. Profile photo of PalpGutz
    PalpGutz Male 18-29
    96 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    same guys who made this also do a CS:Source "real world" show that`s hilarious.
    http://www.theleetworld.com
  61. Profile photo of Crystal949
    Crystal949 Female 13-17
    246 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    "O.m.g chess is for nerds" lol
  62. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    YES
    This game is awesome!!!!
    I love this video
  63. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    SH****************************************T lol!
  64. Profile photo of R080T
    R080T Male 18-29
    114 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    LMAO NICE
  65. Profile photo of JazzyPiano
    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    993 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    My roomie just finished playing the game. The game itself was entertaining to watch--especially the mention of cake.
    This gave me a good chuckle.
  66. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    This made me look forward to getting Portal even more!... and that`s a lot!
  67. Profile photo of Computron
    Computron Male 30-39
    157 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    Tis ok.
  68. Profile photo of FallenHero
    FallenHero Male 18-29
    106 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    I love it when one of them falls off the cliff. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit." And the whole "Halo 3 is Call of Duty 4`s bitch" thing was awesome too.
  69. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    Seemed only natural that the cube companion is a douche. I still miss it...


    CAKE IS NOT A LIE. IT WAS POISONED.

  70. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    <333 it!
  71. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    Haha! That was epic.
    Made me lol.
  72. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    THIS IS A TRIUMPH!
  73. Profile photo of crashgirl88
    crashgirl88 Female 18-29
    200 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    "come out bitch" XD

    and yeah I got the War Games reference too

    Portal is the best game ever, but it did scare me the first time I played it when the turrets called out "I see you"

  74. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 10:31 pm
    ROFL!!! that was great!
  75. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    portal was amazing, and so was this video.
  76. Profile photo of VINSON
    VINSON Male 18-29
    65 posts
    January 20, 2008 at 11:52 pm
    OMG this was amazing laughed my ass off
  77. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 1:48 am
    LMFAO! I cant breathe i was laughing so hard xD
  78. Profile photo of bob2083
    bob2083 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 2:21 am
    aww the poor lives of the turrets :P
  79. Profile photo of YouDaftPunk
    YouDaftPunk Male 13-17
    44 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    Portal is the best game ever made.
  80. Profile photo of YouDaftPunk
    YouDaftPunk Male 13-17
    44 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    Especially the song at the end =P
  81. Profile photo of seanromm2151
    seanromm2151 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    Halo 3 is Call of duty 4`s B*tch
    HaaHAa LOLOLOL
  82. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    January 22, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    Since joining IAB in 2005, this is the funniest link posted here in quite some time. THANKS! *adds to faves* ^_^
  83. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    January 27, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    Hahaha, that looks awesome.

    "Guess who I ran into the other day."
    "who?"
    "Companion Cube."
    "What a douche." LMAO

  84. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    July 26, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    Lol at Balls.
  85. Profile photo of BLUEYOSHl
    BLUEYOSHl Male 13-17
    9 posts
    March 18, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    Really cool lol! Liked the part where they played
    tic-tac-toe
    "another tie"
    "how boring"
    "a strange game, the only winning move is not too play" LOL
  86. Profile photo of amscray
    amscray Male 13-17
    30 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:11 am
    i wonder if there will be cake.
    fac u

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