11 Jerks Guaranteed to Ruin Your Super Bowl Party

Submitted by: LoofahBoy 9 years ago in Sports
http://www.cracked.com/article_15846_usual-suspects-11-personalities-guaranteed-ruin-your-super-bowl-party.html

If you plan on going to a Super Bowl party, expect to find at least half of these fellows there.
There are 36 comments:
Female 342
I`m in it for the commercials and the halftime show.
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Female 252
I never got football I`m more of a soccer person(which is also football in a disconnected way)
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Male 379
lol thats funny and so try bwahaa
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Male 2,781
ANYBODY ELSE HAS WORK DURING THE SUPERBOWL? ONLY THE DAMN MANAGER CAN CALL IN SICK DURING SBS, ANYBODY ELSE WHO TRIES GETS A PINK SLIP.
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Male 180
If I ever had a Superbowl Party ( and im sure i never will), I would make sure that these guys didn`t come.

Also, I used to be "The Little Kid", but know that I`m a teenager, I`m the "Sit Downstairs and Play Mindless Video Games While Running Up The Electric Bill" Guy.

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Female 562
Every time I go on this website I spend like an hour looking at the other lists and forget why I originally went there haha.
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Male 559
I`m all for the commercials, but I`ll also sit through the half time show in hopes of a historical "wardrobe malfunction". on a side note, FOOTBALL
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Female 273
I`ve never watched the SuperBowl
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Female 960
I`m the person on the other side of the house stealing the Wifi and wearing earplugs.
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Male 9,305
What`s football again? >_>
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Female 498
these people annoy me


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Female 2,064
I`m the person in it for the commercials. ._____.
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Female 54
there are 12 there does the kid or girl not count because their not jerks??? maybe i just didn`t read all ther summaries or something.
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Female 288
i hate football.
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Male 358
What`s half of eleven? Like, 5.5?
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Male 136
i don`t know about anyone else, but while you people are watching *groan* sprots...
i`ll be in the back room with cheering girl. ha! :D
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Male 125
I`m the obnoxious cheering girl - er guy. Anyway I`m really in it for the food and only the food. Thats why I don`t invite anyone to my party :-D No one with kids anyway...
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Female 149
If I were American, which I`m not, I`d defo be the commercial person.
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Male 1,354
What about the dude who always snakes your seat when you get up to get a beer? And what about the guy who won`t shut the f--- up about the teams that should be in the Superbowl?
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Male 578
^ Like, so true.
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Male 2,616
It`s funny because it`s true.
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Female 2,074
That was pretty cool...haha.

The Obnoxious Cheering girls need to get their a$$es kicked!

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Male 4,246
Jeez, Shipduck, exaggerate much? )-|
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Female 78
Guys, are we just going to copy everything cracked posts everyday and put it up on I-A-B? That`s just freakin lame. Why don`t we all just bookmark cracked.com and come up with some better links ourselves?
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Male 1,275
Its true in any sport
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Male 4,246
I`m the guy who only goes to SuperBowl parties to meet Obnoxious Cheering Girls.
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Male 4,012
I`m #1
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Male 377
I`m The commercial guy but the difference is I`ll probably just go walk around or something when the games on or turn it off completely and flip back every once in a while hoping for a commercial break.
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Male 405
im none of the above and proud
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Male 267
I`m the smoke guy.
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Male 645
Uh....ha....ha.....cough.
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Male 637
Congrats on your 100th post, Windrider, and yeah... I like to watch the commercials, that`s about it.
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Male 656
YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!
im not going to A superbowl party im dragging my friends to go snowoarding!!!!!!

OH AND ITS MY !00TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Male 105
ha!
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Male 317
Party at my place, i`m inviting all of those kinds of people to my party.
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Male 3,301
Link: 11 Jerks Guaranteed to Ruin Your Super Bowl Party [Rate Link] - If you plan on going to a Super Bowl party, expect to find at least half of these fellows there.
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