Weird Hello Kitty Merchandise

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Weird

Vibrators? Urinal cakes? Condoms? Maxi-pads? Is this cat taking it too far?
There are 110 comments:
Female 257
ummm someone is obsessed with hello kitty
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Female 44
omg... just wow... :)
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Female 2,927
lets see barbie top that,bitch!
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Male 150
The hello kitty sniper was SWEET, but the vibrator?
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Female 434
Kitty gun ftw.
"Yea try looking cool while shooting zombies with a Hello Kitty AK. Pfft!"
fyi. I /did/ look cool.
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Female 1,572
you forgot the dildo...
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Male 778
Don`t believe those were condoms. They had sticks coming out the bottom.
I might liken to the Hello kity sniper rifle..
but the Hello Kitty scarification? Puh-LEASE.
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Female 70
i wouldn`t mind having the toaster and the guitar...
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Female 44
there not condoms there lollipops
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Female 1,605
The HK vibrator is actually marketed as a "massager" for other body parts...not the kitty. For those who say it is a "light up toy", not real, etc., check out the official Sanrio site http://shop.sanrio.jp/cm/cmc-829137/ and pay particular attention to the second picture, featuring a model utilizing the product.
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Male 4,680
Hello Kitty weaponry? Now i`ve seen everything.
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Female 207
The wine really doesn`t surprise me. The liquor store here in town carries `Monty Python`s Holy Ale`, so it`s nothing I haven`t seen before.

Japan carries Pokemon condoms. Vibrators? Hell, no big surprise when there are Transformer ones too. None of this stuff is that surprising. In fact, some, like the rifle and such, is just custom made.

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Female 80
why the hell was there so much effen pink?!?!?
X-(
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 314
I`d buy hello kitty condoms, must be a sure way to pull chicks

[/sarcasm]

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Female 681
more than half of that wasnt even weird

that was kinda dumb.

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Male 1
You forgot the hello kitty ferrari
http://www.autoblog.it/post/1800/la-ferrari-di-hello-kitty
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Female 91
wow i want the guitar and the corset (:
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Female 326
"LazyMe484: The things that look like lollipops were condoms. The thing in the box that looked like a pen was the vibrator. But I wouldn`t expect you to know what a condom or vibrator look like."

Vait! I took a close look at the vibrator/pen. The on/off part is awfully low. Shouldn`t it be a little higher up? Otherwise certain bodily fluids could get in. And even if it were waterproof, the on/off part should be accessible while the device is in... use.

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Female 182
ZOmg Hello kitty ate a dog!
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Male 107
a hello kitty dog? seems unnatural
like the gun tho :D
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Male 84
well umm Hello Kitty condoms hello kitty gun...I have seen everything.. i can die in peace..
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Female 416
I call dibs on the toaster.
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Female 1,492
that phone was cute!!!
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Female 254
LOLZ My sister has that guitar.
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Male 957
whoever makes this and likes it is officially insane.
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Male 1,882
Frightening...
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Male 20,909
LazyMe484: The things that look like lollipops were condoms. The thing in the box that looked like a pen was the vibrator. But I wouldn`t expect you to know what a condom or vibrator look like.
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Female 13
Haha, I saw the toaster at Target today.
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Male 179
once again i`ve wasted my life
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Female 171
I WANT IT ALL!!!!!!!!!
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Male 449
Id take one of those hello kitty assault rifles any day
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Female 326
"there wasnt a vibrater there."

I think he meant that thing that looked a bit like an over-sized pen. I doesn`t quite look like a vibrator to me, but if there`s someone who can translate the writing on the package we could find out.

IMO, the gun is actually a smart idea. O.o

"A Hello Kitty gun? You gotta be jo-"
"BANGBANGBANG"

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Male 1,583
Hello kitty vibrator, cus every girl wants a pussy in her pussy.

Even though that wasnt a vibrator i still felt making that pun necessary.

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Female 133
i must say i like the toaster.
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Female 49
and

there wasnt a vibrater there..

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Female 49
the corset was kinda cute.. =l
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Female 252
Ugh. Remember the Hello Kittty wedding? That was awful too.
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Female 215
the car was freaky and the animals didnt look very happy!
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Male 1,149
I didn`t see a vibrator there...
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Female 1,984
"Kyur, scarification isn`t emo, wrist slitting is..."

1) Cutting isn`t the only form of SI.
2) Cutting isn`t only on the wrist.
3) SI isn`t emo - it`s a mental disease.

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Female 831
I need to get that gun to shoot some deer.
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Female 423
that one thing wasnt a vibrator it was a hello kitty light up toy. i have on myself.
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Male 6
2 far
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Male 169
Vibrator and condom lolli pops = fail
AR-15 A2 and Urinal cake = win
I have 5 hello kitty ninja stars
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Male 458
ROFL at hello kitty m4 carbine
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Female 1,120
I wouldn`t mind taking a piss on hello kitty..
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Female 184
A... gun? A GUN!?
That is terrifying.
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Male 123
lol kitty sniper rifle- "say herow to my rittle fwend! BOOMheadshot
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Female 239
Hello Kitty is just a cute little cartoon, STOP WORSHIPING IT!!!
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Female 77
I`m scared.
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Male 277
Very weird obsessions

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Female 1,262
How can someone love Hello Kitty so much? It`s not all that great.
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Male 100
Wtf? Hello Kitty urinal pads?
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Male 77
OMG i feel so bad for the puppy that had to wear that XD
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Female 679
I likedd the toaster..
Pretty much it =p
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Male 2
well if you look the condoms could possibly be lolipops, but the outer edges are considerably thicker (or at least seem to be so), thus leading us to believe they are condoms. I dont recognize the kanji character on the vibrators, but they have on and off positions and on the box it says "massage" before that character. Only thing that comes to mind is massage oil, but oil doesnt have an on/off switch, and something that *cough* massages for pleasure *cough*. I happen to like the way the carve tattoo looks and have been contemplating making one for myself, but all my friends, family, and gf would freak so it`s probably not in my best interest.
That gun is awesome... the rest can get trashed but that gun is awesome...
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Male 10,440
those arent condoms and thats not a vibrator. Fancylad you fool, youve exaggerated your post once more. Anyway, most of it I would take, without the pink of course.

The tattoo was disgusting.

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Female 76
The gun is cute.. & i want the moby =]
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Male 2,160
i want that M4,just in standard anthracite or OD green...and without the hello kitty on it...anyways,that cats gone too far
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Female 1,063
Hello Kitty Pwns, well for the most part anyhow. I really just couldn`t see myself `getting off` with a HK vibrator. *shudder*
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Female 1,784
I love hello kitty.. but god no this has gone tooo faaar!!
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Female 1,158
Haha, blowing someone`s brains out with a Hello Kitty gun. That thought is amusing.

Now, what is the point of the hello kitty PET costumes?

Turn your kitty into Hello Kitty. Okay. Right. That makes sense.

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Male 63
I just knew that cat was insane when I first saw it. It wouldnt suprise me to see all the women in the funny farm to be a fan Hello Kitty.
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Female 27
Is it bad that I thought the condoms were lollipops?
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Male 732
The gun is awesome!
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Male 1,275
.......................
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Female 1,496
Yea try looking cool while shooting zombies with a Hello Kitty AK. Pfft!
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Female 1,002
I want that gun.
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Male 28
Can`t you just picture your favorite action movie hero with a .50 cal Hello Kitty rifle? The bad guys would say "Oh, sh*t, we`re gonna get owned by a HELLO KITTY GUN?!"
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Male 9,305
When I start seeing news reports about our troops, or anyone`s troops for that matter, carrying Hello Kitty guns and firearms, I`m going to personally take over an island and start my plans for world domination.
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Female 696
Omg,those were all puke worthy
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Female 2,196
there are also cellphone accessories my friend has them on his phone along with chococat...
im pretty sure that list can go on forever
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Female 1,244
The hello kitty gun is funny..and that cat dressed up as hello kitty is cute..not the dog though
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Female 458
The gun does something for me. Nothing says [demonic]"DEATH TO ALL WHOM OPPOSE ME!"[/demonic] like a pink rifle with adorable kitty decals...
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Female 961
the cars are hot.

the vibrator works.

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Female 91
Facking love Hello Kitty
But only half of that stuff is really licenced...
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Male 516
I simply loooooved the toilet and the gun
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Male 58
my favorite is the gun
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Female 220
My eyes! They burn!
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Female 4,376
i`m an anime fan and idon`t get the never knows best thing so you`ll have to tell me what thats from

i`m a hello kitty fanatic though so personally i loved all of the stuff except for the urinal...that was strange


(hey just cuz i`m "goth" don`t mean i don`t like cute things)

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Male 40,751
Aaah! Marchhare123 beat me to it! Lol! It is redundant to dress your kitty up, as a kitty! But it`s cute. It`s good to dress your doggy up as a kitty, but not as a Llama...
Loved the gun! Guitar and toaster. The urinal thing is just so wrong.
Sadkitty is wonderful, <<<there`s a link!
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Female 1,697
Why are japs so obsered about hello kitty??

and about the photos: no to kitty condoms, that looks sick, just like the vibrators and the wine.

also poor dog in kitty custome, that must be a new low for the animal.

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Female 441
I love hello kitty...I would tottaly do my car like that. Awesome steering wheel
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Male 547
I thouhgt the corset was pretty cool. And isn`t dressing your kitty in a hello kitty costume redundant?
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Female 243
Is that from hellokittyhell.com? If not then hellokittyhell.com is worth having a look at, at least until you get urges to murder its whiny creator for remaining married to a complete psycho. Hello Kitty was cute until her marketeers revealed themselves as trying to take over the entire material (and emotional?) universe.

Many years back there was a massive, massive HK display dummy/statue at the famous toy store FAO Schwartz. The thing used to mesmerize me because I jokingly thought of it as "The Hello Kitty Godhead." Then the HK market exploded into endless HK products and I realized it was no joke. Except perhaps a very sick joke not really of my own invention.

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Male 194
This is the most sickening display of merchandised cuteness i`ve ever seen.
Hello kitty is over saturated as hell, and needs a purging.
I`m about to grab me up a hello kitty sniper rifle and go honky-hunting
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Male 416
Who doesn`t want a Hello Kitty sniper rifle ?...
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Female 147
You can tell it`s her sister in the scar because Mimmy wears her bow under the opposite ear.

Or maybe the scar-ee just doesn`t know what Hello Kitty looks like.

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Male 615
Kyur - PS: You wont get the never knows best thing unless you are an anime fan.

FLCL! *explodes*

Anyway, Hello Kitty needs to die. The end.

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Female 98
The scarification one is just wrong, it`s like "look I`m so hard core, I have SCARIFICATION baby!.......oh what is it? its a cute little kitty, isn`t she cute, yes she is." It just does`t make sense.

But I like the idea of threatening your enemies with a bad ass hello kitty rifle.

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Male 896
Kyur, scarification isn`t emo, wrist slitting is...

Yeah, I know. It`s just the internet is full of stupid people who wont really see the difference between the two. That, and I hate emos so being called one isn`t my favorite thing in the world. Just had to point it out.

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Male 896
"Is that one of them carved tattoo`s?
They`re fing gross."

Yeah, most people see it that way. It`s been around for a long, long time though. It`s the same thing as giving yourself a tattoo but it`s much more pain full making it so much more rewarding.

Yes I will admit I am a bit sadistic, so what if I enjoy the feeling of pain? Is that so wrong?

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Male 1,114
A lot of these are photoshops...

Kyur, scarification isn`t emo, wrist slitting is...

Also, if you want a scar to not fade much over time, try cutting deeper or getting a toothbrush and lemon juice shortly after the cutting, and do that for a few days, that always works... :D

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Female 111
I agree with Requiem, that gun was pretty cool
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Male 3,301
Hey, you know, despite the weirdness, the gun and the guitar were actually pretty cool. Honestly.

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Yeah, I`m going to go wash out my eyes with lye now.

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Male 4,246
"And the scarification isn`t of Hello Kitty, it`s of her twin sister Mimmy."

Ginny, I was going to ask how you know that, but suddenly I`m not sure I want to know.

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Female 116
Aww, the laptop and keyboard were cool lol. That carved tattoo or whatever it was is just disturbing.

A Hello Kitty gun? Ehh.. ok. O.o

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Female 129
Hello Kitty is a cartoon. You can get it on DVD pretty cheap at Target.

All of this looks like it was lifted from KittyHell . com


And the scarification isn`t of Hello Kitty, it`s of her twin sister Mimmy.

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Female 264
Is that one of them carved tattoo`s?
They`re fing gross.

I`d get one of the pet hats for my cat.
i just love the look on her face when you put her santa hat on,
It`s like, "Jesus, do we HAVE to go through all this again?"

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Male 137
BTW....WTF is the kitty thing? Is it merchandise from a cartoon or just a thing?
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Male 137
"I think the most disturbing one was that poor dog. I just can imagine what thought that goes on behind that happy mask of his. One day he will make his masters will pay. Oh yes, and it will be violent, bloody and well deserved too!"

There will be FONGING, PAIN.....LOTS OF PAIN..........

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Male 4,246
I gotta say, that toaster was neat. But the fuzzy laptop, the interior of that car, and the pet masks made me ill. The gun was just odd.
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Male 196
I think the most disturbing one was that poor dog. I just can imagine what thought that goes on behind that happy mask of his. One day he will make his masters will pay. Oh yes, and it will be violent, bloody and well deserved too!
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Female 469
I don`t really like Hello Kitty, but damn that gun is sweet :P
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Male 896
PPS: Yes, I really did do that, it wasn`t a joke. You cant really see the scar much anymore though so I failed at my plan.
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Male 699
I believe it could go further.
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Male 896
Did that chick carve a hello kitty into her arm? If so, I think I found the person I want to spend the rest of my life with... I once carved "Never knows best" into my arm, way before being emo was the hip thing.

PS: You wont get the never knows best thing unless you are an anime fan.

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Male 122
god i hate stupid japanese poo
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Male 1,348
They`re mental over there about Hello Kitty.
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Male 20,909
Link: Weird Hello Kitty Merchandise [Rate Link] - Vibrators? Urinal cakes? Condoms? Maxi-pads? Is this cat taking it too far?
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