The Top 10 Most Useless Talents in the World

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Weird
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A few familiar faces, but a cool compilation nontheless.
There are 49 comments:
Female 444
Drinking one was cool :D
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Female 1,299
i love the expression on the hand farting guys face, so constipated
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Male 170
Both the SMSer and the dictation software will lose to a fast Morse Code operator.
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Male 944
i can do all of them with my eyes closed and hands tied...YEAH!
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Female 207
Oh, come on now, these aren`t useless!

What if you need a perfect circle for a pie-chart? Well... okay, that`s pretty useless... hey hey hey, farting sound effects for Family Guy!

See, not useless <3

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Female 146
i wonder how many people tried clapping really fast like that guy... i tried, lol
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Male 21
I hate to admit that I actually know the fastest snapper guy. I took karate lessons with Bobby Badfingers a few years ago. The guy was tremendously egotistical. He would listen to CDs in his car of himself snapping, and wear t-shirts of himself everywhere.
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Male 137
I hated cup stacking so much. We had to do it for gym in the 7th grade, and when I started, it reminded me of that video.
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Male 133
Digitalmaste: The piece in the egg video is "O Fortuna" by Carl Orff.
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Female 1,492
yeah...i`m mad that i watched that
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Male 563
I wanna learn to spin pens like that =o!
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Female 94
the circle one could be useful if you do math
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Female 63
okay the hand farting one... that was insane.
how do you get the different notes?
and like he got all of them right

woah.

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Female 37
"what was the song of the hand farting?"

scooterboo2, that was Bohemian Rhapsody. A freaking classic. Go listen to some music.

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Female 37
I wish i could draw a perfect circle!
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Male 91
what was the song of the hand farting?
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Male 11,740
I didn`t see Paris Hilton, Brittney Spears, or Lindsay Lohan. Now THERE is some useless.....oh nevermind. They have no talent.
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Female 1,002
I love number 6 and number 4.
On number 6 the expressions at the end are just SO DAMN FUNNY
And number 4 is hypnotising.
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Female 122
Not sure that I believe the burp or the hand farting.

Whatever, still cool.

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Female 1,984
Oh yeah, and the drinking one. Very cool.
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Female 1,984
The circle and cup stacking were most impressive to me.

Also, they missed one! The fastest accountant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g83WWa_qp...

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Female 107
i got an arthritis cramp just looking at the pen spinning guy.
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Female 965
That`s so weird, I`ve been looking for the perfect circle video for like a week now. I haven`t seen it in ages.
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Female 1,262
Dear god. If I drank that much that fast I would drown without a doubt. Was I the only one slightly distracted by the snappers mustache?
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Female 145
Perfect circle? He`s a true artist!

Oh and my friend can hand fart.

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Male 275
Those are not useless, who knows when you have to carry 15 eggs with just one hand.
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Male 275
Those are not useless, eho knows when you have to carry 15 eggs with just one hand.
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Female 511
That text messaging one was stupid. Who types in complete sentences, much less words, when texting in a hurry? Which is easier: I`m on my way. I`ll be there in 30 minutes. OR Im omw 30 mins

And that circle one was pretty awesome. The drinking one was scary. And pen spinning is awesome, I just can`t do it XD

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Female 71
I wish I could spin a pen like that.
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Female 102
The hand farting was the best.
Do any of those guys have girlfriends. LOL
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Female 135
the perfect circle one was awesome because i had never heard of anything like that. my old math teacher could definelty be the person who draws the straightest line. She was crazy good at that.
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Male 1,383
Some aren`t that useless, they`re quite good.
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Male 126
Whats the song thats played in the egg holding record? It sounds a lot like the Death Note theme...
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Female 2,196
i can do all the pen spinning tricks cept not that fast
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Male 986
the clapping one looked so proud about it xD

and i can fart with my hands too, but not as loud than him

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Female 1,004
....I can do the hand farting. Not exactly in any song, but I can. Maybe I should try?
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Male 10,440
whoa hand farting owns!
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Male 986
rofl at 15 eggs dude

*grabs 15 eggs* *throws at friend* haha!

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Male 28
The burp was awful most of it was just the guy going "aaaaaaaaa" like the guy in the grudge.

The best one was the snapping guy with ease.

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Female 40
As if speedy text-messaging is useless!
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Male 4,290
I loved the Omen music in the egg one, as if to say "WHAT IS THIS UNGODLY POWER TO HOLD 15 EGGS AT ONCE??!?"

I like the free-hand perfect circle though.

Also that cup-stacking was disturbing.

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Female 56
the hand clapping one looked so freaky. i also didnt believe in the burp. the drinking one was scary-that guy must have a huge mouth, haha. and the circle one is still cool.
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Male 73
Hmmm... drawing a perfect circle isn`t exactly useless. It saves you from stabbing yourself with a dodgy compass.

And the burp was crap. It sounded fake, and he broke off half way through anyway.

But otherwise, nice.

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Male 908
The burp one sounds more like that grudge sound that anyone can make..I doubt it is real
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Male 259
[email protected] burping one
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Male 204
the drinking one still freaks me out.

but, yea, i had to do cup staking for my P.E class in 6th grade. so pointless!

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Male 4,246
Are they `talents,` or the results of boredom run amok?
YOU be the judge.
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Female 458
I liked the circle one.
Otherwise, still all useless.
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Male 20,178
Link: The Top 10 Most Useless Talents in the World [Rate Link] - A few familiar faces, but a cool compilation nontheless.
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