The Skittles Touch

Submitted by: milos87 9 years ago in Funny
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Everything this guy touches turns to Skittles
There are 132 comments:
Female 68
Now I want skittles.
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Male 72
watch him trip and touch the earth
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Male 134
The analysis provided in this comments thread is beyond fascinating.
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Female 670
tasty
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Male 2
really likin that!!!! top vid ,you could lower prison over crouding with that lol
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Female 2
This commercial is absolutely brilliant.
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Female 1,407
I hate the Midas touch tale;such a curse. But oddly, I crave some Skittles right now.
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Female 58
I like Smarties more. Being a Midas with Skittles...meh

Being a Midas with Smarties BRING IT ON!

Am I the only one that cried because of that?

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Female 831
skittles` commercials are always so bittersweet...
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Male 1,583
if i had that id run up to the people i dont like and hug them.

But what about the people i do like... what would i do if i wanted to hug them?

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Male 814
shadow50001, are you in the habit of eating dirt? if not, then i don`t think you`ll have too much problem avoiding eating the earth-skittle
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Male 2,159
!! Touch terrorists !!

Revenge never tasted so sweet.

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Male 2,159
What`s great about this ad, other than it`s the only US ad I actually like, is that the desk catches you off guard the 1st time you see it. Because he starts going on about how horrible it is, making you think that a cool idea is being ruined... but then he hits the desk.

8-)Awesomes!!!8-)

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Female 24
wow thats so sad
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Female 252
I`m assuming only solid matter turns to skittles so thats why the air isnt becoming skittles. Wicked clip!
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Male 572
TOUCH THE RAINBOW!TASTE THE RAINBOW!
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Male 602
My theory is that if he touches skittles, they turn into a bunch of miniskittles.
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Female 2
That`s just rad.
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Male 11,739
Awesome. Simply `effin awesome. Could you imagine if he had to pee and no one was around to help him?
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Male 332
just wear some gloves like Rogue
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Male 313
hahahaha, best skittles commercial ever
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Male 223
i now want some skittles.
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Male 778
Lol i`m suprised this got popular enough to circle past IAB.com, then again it always was a favorite commercial. Needs to have had a longer version though :( Maybe showing the man on the bus or something.
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Female 2,196
wow id go slap everyone i dont like
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Male 73
"I met a man on the bus today... I shook his hand. That man will never see his family again... I guess it`s pretty awesome."

Lol. Funny. But no need to argue about it. It`s and advert. Not real. So get over it.

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Female 2,695
lolol
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Male 1,275
2 things. 1 THAT WAS AWESOME. 2So if he touches skittles what do they change colour ??
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Female 583
If you want to get technical...he`s touching things constantly. Why aren`t skittles falling from the sky? He`s touching air and other gasses.
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Male 42
lol thats halliourus i wonder if wearing gloves would help
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Female 305
The one thing im thinking is how he uses toilet roll when he is taking a dump.
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Female 364
OMG EPIC WIN
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Male 45
For the good of mankind, this man`s hands should be cut of from the wrist.
That should solve the problem. The hands then could be sold to companies to turn sand into skittles.
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Male 317
You`re either a paraplegic, or rich. Either or, I am jealous.
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Female 1,492
did you feed and dress yourself this morning? i didn`t. lol
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Male 994
If I had his power it`s time to start charging for skittles. If you try to steal some well....
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Male 14
How can an old motherfunkit like this have a "NEWBORN BABY?"
(this fails because they don`t say whether or not he has had "The Skittles Touch" all his life.)
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Female 1,264
mastercif - if he could turn things into skittles hed be great at EVERYTHING
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Male 1,141
hahaha skittles commercials have gotten so good with the singing bunny and now this.
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Female 39
hat is so drating amazing. i died laughing.
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Female 224
id go around slapping my enemies or i guess i could just wear gloves but those would turn into skittles too. mm? what to do what to do?
i guess i could try to end world hunger by increasing obesity. yeah that would be fun but everyone would get tired of skittles. and do you know what i would say?
EAT THE dratING SKITTLES OR I`LL SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND SEE WHAT YOU TURN INTO!!!!!!
that is all
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Female 31
Amusing commercial. Made me smile.
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Female 59
What a delicious curse...

Although... It`d be mighty difficult to put a shirt on.

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Female 354
hah this is funny

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Male 703
what happens if he touches skittles??
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Female 18
hahaahaa.. that fits my humour level perfectly.
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Male 100
Huh, I wonder what happens when he makes love )-|
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Male 127
Lol. I never saw that commercial before :( its funny
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Female 16
This is the coolest thing ever, i could watch this video over and over...in fact i think i will, because i have no life, neither does my
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Female 442
Mmmm... Skittles... I really can`t decide if it would be worth it to have this abitlity. It would seem it isn`t worth it, but, man, skittles are GOOD...
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Male 211
Nice...............
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Male 1,583
i think if he touched skittles he didn`t make it would cause a paradox that would possibly end the world. Similar to the theory that if you were to go back in time and kill your grandfather.
What if he picked up a pack of skittles? the bag would turn into skittles and the skittles in the bag would.... touch him and cause the universe to implode?
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Male 1,583
Skittles kick ass! that would actually be a good thing, that is, until he wants to jack off, then hes screwed.
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Male 1,114
Even if he touched the ground, it would still stay the same, but be more subjectable to things sinking in it, due to the gravitational pull generated by itself... And it wouldn`t last very long as people would eat it... Meh, the world can be fat, I`ll live...


Also, skittles adverts rock...!

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Male 238
If I could do that. I`d make the whole world pay for my suffering. I hate skittles.
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Male 686
if i ever had skittles hands i would eat all the skittles i could and then i would cause havoc because im depressed that i have skittle hands....
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Female 1,984
"Skittles suck and they taste bad."

"WTF?! You sicken me."

- I agree with the original post. Skittles suck.

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Female 1,984
So what would happen if he touches skittles he didn`t make?
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Male 145
lol i like it^-^
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Female 1,244
I liked when he turned his desk to skittles..oh man now I really want skittles..I guess that commercial worked
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Female 17
oh my gosh, that would be sweet, but not worth it... poor guy.
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Male 773
someone suggests he cut his hands off. what with? it would turn to skittles as soon as it touched them
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Male 72
What if he touches a skittle? PARADOX!
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Male 1,497
i wish i could do that with onl one hand...and any1 i didnt like would turn to skittles and id eat em!
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Female 296
I found that quite sad... Huh.

Meh, not keen on Skittles. Can`t eat them, last time I checked, anyway. Not veggie friendly.
-_-;;

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Female 46
Hahaha. :)
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Female 584
LOL @ AKappy.
I wonder how that guy puts his clothes on.
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Male 4,393
your never go hugen agin... :)
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Male 716
"You could never die! Just catch the bullet."

I think a skittle going at terminal velocity packs quite a punch too, actually.

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Female 442
That was pretty damn funny at the end.
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Male 2,049
"what happens if he touches skittles??? =0"

same thing when you divide by 0

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Male 9,305
That has to be the most depressing candy commercial I have ever seen...
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Male 1,837
:O the air didnt turn into skittles SO HAH
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Male 1,425
Down with the skittles!! who`s with me?! No one? You all like the delicious taste of skittles? I myself haven`t had a bag of skittles for awhile. So send a bag to this address...

Haha, you were expecting me to give out my address, sorry internet strangers.

Give the SGA(Skittles Guild of America) Their end of the deal! haha. http://unitedhollywood.blogspot.com visit it if you want the 411.

Youtube user: wgaamerica

SUBSCRIBE TO THEM!

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Female 116
"Skittles suck and they taste bad."

WTF?! You sicken me.

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Male 813
He needs to go touch some load bearing pillars, thats what he needs to do.
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Female 500
Man I love the skittles commercial.
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Female 214
for some reason i have a strange craving for skittles. yummm....
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Female 738
funny ad. I wonder how they did the skittles, though, especially of the desk...
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Male 128
You could never die! Just catch the bullet.
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Male 272
I`d chop one of my hands off so only one hand can turn stuff into skittles.
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Male 695
Uh Skullkid, how is he supposed to turn Skittles into Skittles?
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Female 655
nightshifter, what an imaginations you have x]]]
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Male 277
nothing happens when he holds skittles... hes holding them in the clip
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Female 17
*gross

(darn you red X!)

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Female 17
at first I was thinking, "um, hello, why don`t you just wear gloves?" but then I realized the gloves would just turn into skittles. The only way I can think of to get around it would be to wear special gloves lined with a layer of skittles. They`d get all melty and gros in the winter though.

I like skittles.

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Female 15
I wish I could do that b/czz i luv skittlez 4ever
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Male 1,287
Skittles commercials are getting really warped. Mars Incorporated would offer him a job in a heartbeat, but if he refused them, Mars would pursue legal action against him for infringing on their brand. Or they`d discreetly have him killed.
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Male 155
love it
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Female 198
Thats amazing
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Male 645
It has it`s ups and downs, But not worth not being able to game ever again. I meh`d.
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Male 1,029
If his hands touched the ground then the tiles or grains of dirt, blades of grass etc. that he touched would turn into skittles. Just use your brain, there is a reason when we fall onto dirt we are dirty.
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Male 742
or*
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Male 742
whta would happen if he clapped ,would they cancel each other out ir what?
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Female 18
Legacy 15. I live in buffalo and its cold all the time.Its like 15 degrees right now and to be honest I would be happy to never see snow again.I`m actually planning to move to miami after school just to avoid snow. Trust me snow is not fun,and people here get sick all the time because of the cold. Not to mention shoveling*shutters* I would switch locations with you any day.
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Female 488
what happens if he touches skittles??? =0


uuuh the question of life

cool though

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Female 670
I love Skittles ads.
Poor, poor man.
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Female 18
I want skittles now, We should live on a green skittle...It would blend with the grass
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Male 350
shadow50001
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
181 Posts Saturday, December 08, 2007 7:06:01 AM
I don`t want to live on a giant skittle. Skittles suck and they taste bad. funny commercial though

WHAT!??!!??!?!!?!?!??!?!??!?!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!

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Female 215
kinda sad at some parts but it was REALLY funny!

+Nightshifter i say sour yellow...
cuz i like the sour the best + i like the yellows!!! :]

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Female 275
this is a really depressing commercial. what happens when he touches skittles?
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Female 98
At least he`d never go hungry, and surely he`d make a ton of cash turning random crap into skittles and selling them.
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Male 3,431
I think he`s a threat to national security.
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Female 170
He should have someone put his hand inside of bag of skittles so he could touch things through the skittles/bag. :D Can`t turn skittles into skittles, can you?
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Female 252
I love these commercials! Um..if he touched the ground, I think he would only make a narrow hole and fall through to the middle of the planet.
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Male 93
imagine how fun it would be to smack a ho though
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Male 81
Skittles commercials own
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Male 377
I don`t want to live on a giant skittle. Skittles suck and they taste bad. funny commercial though
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Male 513
Alright, let`s say someone trips him.... o.k., fine.. it was me! I tripped him!! Can we get on with the question now??

So I trip the poor bastard, and he falls and touches the ground. And when he touches the ground, the whole planet turns into ONE GIANT SKITTLE.

My question is... What color Skittle would you want to live on??
Would it be original, tropical, or sour Skittle?

I would like Green(lime)/tropical.
that way it`s nice and hot because it`s tropical...and we`ll always have limes for our tequila. :D

let me know what you think.

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Male 39
He`s like Midas! Except with Skittles!

I wonder how they actually made the commercial...

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Male 10,440
You guys shouldn`t be, uh, thinking this through beyond the commercial itself. I mean, do the skittles know where his desk ended and whatever "wasn`t desk" begun? Geez... its just a funny ad.
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Male 1,078
awesome!
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Female 1,297
at least his new born baby/ man on the bus would taste good...
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Female 23
btw its just his hands that turn things to skittles...the only way the ground would turn to skittles is if he put his hands on the floor...lets just hope he doesnt trip over lol.
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Male 317
Hmmm... cursed, or a man of endless dreams? You decide.
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Female 235
I think it`s just his hands...
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Male 429
OBJECTION! His clothes would be skittles too, and he MUST be floating on air, or else the entire building/chair/whatever holds him would be skittles!
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Male 108
Touch the Desk! Touch the Desk!!! YAAAAY!!!

Oh yeah, what DOES happen when he touches the ground? Earth = Planet of the Skittles???

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Male 2,004
repost
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Male 298
"I bet he would be great in sports, he could just turn his entire competition into a bunch of skittles" But when he touched the ball?
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Male 896
Lol! I would poop in a bucket, turn that to skittles and offer it to my friends as a practical joke. Then when they are eating it say "that came from my butt you know."

What wouldn`t surprise me is if some of my friends just shrugged and kept eating.

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Male 896
Lol! I was waiting for the desk. That was awesome by the way.

What I am curious about is how me made love to his wife. Well I guess the powers are only in his hands.

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Male 286
Id like to be able to do that, but only with one hand
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Male 778
Isn`t this a repost? Hm, oh well.. still classic as hell. Gotta love it.
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Male 724
Lmao, what happens when he touches the ground? :O
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Male 458
I bet he would be great in sports, he could just turn his entire competition into a bunch of skittles
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Female 78
;D awesome
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Male 307
my guess is he wont be jackin it tonight.

good to see something fancylad didnt post tho

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Female 1,070
ROFLS
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Male 2,616
Gah, my penis would be Skittles SO fast.
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Female 288
that`s awesome...
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Male 300
A little sad. . .but hey, it`s skittles dammit. . .it`s all good
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Male 13
Link: The Skittles Touch [Rate Link] - Everything this guy touches turns to Skittles
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