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Date: 12/18/07 12:20 AM

30 Responses to The Need for Xpeed

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    Link: The Need for Xpeed - Apparently, Korean cell phones possess a magical power that gives their owners super-boost mobility.
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 12:22 am
    mmmmm. whatevs
  3. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 12:23 am
    Hehe :P
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    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 12:27 am
    rofl
    good commercials xD
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    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
    481 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 12:29 am
    you wont find this kind of asian humor anywhere in NA television
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    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 12:41 am
    She was running the wrong way, what the fu*k?

    backwards koreans...

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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 1:10 am
    The expression on the thief at the end is PRICELESS.

    And yes, asian cellphones are THAT awesome. You should see what mine can do.

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    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 1:15 am
    Last one owns so hard.
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    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 1:16 am
    Also the cell phone doesn`t make you go fast, it slows everything around it.
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    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 1:33 am
    They needed to add in a dog eating race. </controversy>
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 2:49 am
    With cellphones becoming so damn tiny nowadays, it`s obvious what`s going on here. See, the cellphones actually act as a suppository when not in use, and inject a combination of hormones and crack cocaine right into the bloodstream when the time is needed.

    Just be sure to turn the vibrate off.

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    R_Lord Male 18-29
    16 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 2:55 am
    lol good ads.

    "a suppository" loofahboy? um... I don`t think we`ll ever need (or want) cell phones like those.

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    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 4:33 am
    A big handgun would resolve a lot of these situations as well.

    You can`t talk to anyone with it, but everybody will listen....

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    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 6:05 am
    yay korean stuff.
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    leilzza Female 13-17
    13 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 6:06 am
    For the record, no one /actually/ eats dog in korea. Or at least, no one with any sort of concience living in their right mind during these times does >__>
    And, it`s just a cell phone with fast reception. As Pabasa said, Asian cell phones PWN.
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 7:07 am
    awesome comercial, that`s what I like to call creativity.
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    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 8:29 am
    This commercial is BRILLIANT
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    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 9:56 am
    creativity yeah whatever mate
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    sayian17 Male 13-17
    63 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 10:52 am
    Last one is hillarious.
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    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 11:40 am
    On the first one, I thought the guy was like "I have found my lover." and then he ran away.
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    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    lol
  22. Profile photo of Axium
    Axium Male 18-29
    296 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    So it`s just fast reception? Dang, I wanted to take a few people out...
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    ninjacookies Male 13-17
    77 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    Hahahah nice why dont we have stuff like that in the states?
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    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    FINALLY! I can`t be late for school now! :D
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    cutthroat Male 13-17
    1 post
    December 18, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    Its not a commercial for cell phone -.-
    Its an ad for LG Powercommunication`s super fast internet 100 megabyte download
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    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    Lmao last one was the best
  27. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1519 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    haha "x" peed
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 9:00 am
    You attack a man dressed as an old woman. A man younger than the victim shouts "What are you doing to my mother!!"

    What do you need now?
    Xpeed!!

    Ah, there must be a better one than that...

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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 9:59 pm
    Those are some freaking funny commercials, and GAWDDAMN the Chick in the third one was hott!!
  30. Profile photo of Veracious
    Veracious Female 18-29
    14 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 10:47 pm
    fun commercial. They should have a competition like Mastercard "priceless" commercial.

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