The Most Annoying Toy in the World

Submitted by: Silvodia 9 years ago in Funny

Get it for your child this Christmas or just buy one for no other reason than to make people mad at you.
There are 129 comments:
Male 22
oooh mee geee that is really annoying lol
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Male 46
sounds like ee-oar from pooh bear... but like hes gettin raped.
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Male 250
I want one...
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Female 546
The guy holding it is a douche.
Ugh.
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Female 43
HAHA, I was 3-4 seconds through the video and my music decided to play. Here I was thinking it was part of the video..but my music worked really well with the chicken`s erm...noises.

[it`s Dream Theater- War inside , by the way]

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Female 178
My dog has one of those.
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Male 126
I NEED IT!
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Male 135
WHY does that make me laugh so friggin hard? I have to get one for my sister!
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Male 693
Wow.
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Female 228
i NEED one of those!
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Female 1,120
Death to the person who invented that THING!! I can`t even imagine a little kid wanting to play with it for it being to annoying other than pretending it was being murdered or something.
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Female 700
MY EARS!!!! THEY BLEED!!!!!!
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Female 161
Mommy, i want a suffocating, gasping rubber chicken for christmas!
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Male 9,305
Good lord...why would anyone find that appropriate? O_o
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Female 375
Ah yes, the farmer`s sex toy. I`ve always wanted one of these! Thank you IAB.
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Male 63
IT DOES SOUND LIKE A RAPE VICTIM! XD
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Female 10
Freaked my dog out so much, he ran in the room, ran out, ran back in & whined at that thing.
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Female 238
MAKE THE NOISE STOP!!
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Male 619
-What`s with all the crude rape references...?
I mean can people really not think of anything to say, so they think they will be *witty* by saying the controversial?

Erm... go back to your police cell and let Bubba entertain you some more...-

Did you just make a rape joke in a post shunning rape jokes?

B-Hazard, I love you

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Female 606
i think i want one. just for the lulz
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Female 2,084
i`m pretty sure there are much more annoying toys out there.
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Male 42
This is the best link on IAB to date. I f­ucking love this. The ending was hilarious--"AAAAHH-*slam*-BLAAAWAWWAWK!" This is the funniest sh­it ever.
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Male 637
AGH! That thing`s some chicken-hybrid! It`s scary! I don`t want one! Well, maybe a gun that shoots them... that would be pretty entertaining. Brad, what on earth provoked you to find this? O_o
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Male 431
omgthatsfudgeinhilarious!!! probably the best link in a long time
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Female 696
That think made me laugh so much!
The sound of the dying chicken coupled with the look on the guys face was hilarious! XD!!
`specially when he was making it scream really fast.
xD Homg funny.
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Male 1,114
I have the better version, the one that squeaks when both squeezing, and releasing :D
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Male 300
OMFG !!!!!

I almost laughed water out my nose

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Male 169
I had a purple barney dinosaur that made that noise, I would throw it at the cats and i would not see them for days. I was 4
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Male 1,590
FIRST! (on page 5)
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Female 90
my music teacher has one and he squeezes it whever we`re too loud and we all shut up XD...but we`re then laughing...
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Male 276
that made me crap my pants Laughing
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Male 99
i reallly reaaally want one now XD
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Female 47
hahaha.
that was hilarious.

and for no apparent reason either haha.

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Female 157
i love how he almost keeps the same deadpan look throughout the vid
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Male 145
OMG my eyeballs feel out from laughter ._.
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Male 52
4chan is BACK!!!!
YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 447
i have that my family were yelling at and saying stfu!
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Male 174
Who knew a rubber chicken screaming in pain would get so much feedback?

I didn`t. No sir.

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Male 62
lol i opened that in another tab and it was playing under "sandstorm" on my iTunes and i was like wtf
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Male 1,023
I LOVE THAT THING!!! i was cracking up the entire way.
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Male 150
if you had no idea what was making the noise that would be the scariest thing in the world
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Female 681
OH MY GOD!
i squezzed that chicken at SPENCER`S GIFTS @ the mall
ahahahaha it scared the crap outta meee
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Male 195
wow, that vid made me really want to buy one of those, just think of all the amazing uses!!! im gonna bring one to a public bathroom and sit in a stall sqeaking that bad boy whenever anybody comes in
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Male 734
My ears hurt...
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Male 239
I need three of these

PS: The guy was hot

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Female 1,007
I love that expressionless face he had. :-D But that really made me kinda sad, like the chicken was in pain. :-(
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Female 116
Hahaha, that would be a great thing to have, especially when you want to wake people up. XD

Zzzz... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!

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Male 1,866
the fact that this got a 3.5 makes me shake my head.
i remember when getting a 3.5 out of 4 meant something was funny..
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Male 880
Shrilling Chicken

You can buy the chicken from Otherland toys.

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Female 20
wtf!? they`re actually selling those things!?!? and ppl are rly buying them!?!?!?!
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Female 71
Ha! My daughter had a stuffed dinosaur that would do the same thing...she loved it but it drove the dogs CRAZY. :-P
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Female 21
MY EARS!!!!!!
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Female 4,376
lol the chicken sounds like it`s the one being raped. still it would be funny to piss the drat out of people with
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Male 23
and suddenly they are all gone on ebay...

that makes me sad.

:`(

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Female 831
omfg i gotta get one of them for my dog
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Female 649
lolll wowww...
that`s ridiculously annoying..
and it does sound like a donkey
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Female 111
omg that scared me i didnt know a chicken cud make noises like that it was scary
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Male 174
"That`s kind of scary."

*high fives* you win the obvious award. It gives me shivers but at the same time I feel the chicken and I have something in common.

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Male 3
that toy was creepy ·_·;;``
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Female 1,944
wow i wonder where you get those...
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Female 965
I completely cracked up laughing at the guys dead-pan face as the chicken screamed on and on. XD It gets funnier the more I think about it lol
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Male 908
-What`s with all the crude rape references...?

I mean can people really not think of anything to say, so they think they will be *witty* by saying the controversial?

Erm... go back to your police cell and let Bubba entertain you some more...-

Did you just make a rape joke in a post shunning rape jokes?

...Daddy loved her a little too much

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Female 1,566
That`s the most awesome toy in the world.
You could scare the sht out of some sleeping person with that.
:]
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Female 963
Hahaha :-D
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Female 1,287
i want one.
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Male 988
oh dear mother of god. I`ve just been sick in my mouth.

It`s dying!

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Female 1,492
OMG!!! KILL IT!!!
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Male 695
I would so love to squeeze that thing in a dark alleyway when someone walks by!
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Male 18
Holy... best toy i have ever seen lol
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Male 1,029
I actually had that annoying toy. Once I got that squeaking/screaming disk out I threw it as far as I could.
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Male 58
i couldn`t finish it. my ears r in a cooler in a hospital now.
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Male 140
_/-(0-o)/-\_
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Female 38
B-Hazard,
its called verbal irony!
:-D
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Male 160
I started laughing when it made breathing noises while screaming o.o
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Female 111
I couldn`t stop laughing for the entire video
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Female 582
its a mizture between a bad orgasm and a dying camel
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Female 1,062
That`s kind of scary.
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Female 1,306
now if only it came with a "chopped off head" option.
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Male 275
So cool!
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Male 2,958
-What`s with all the crude rape references...?

I mean can people really not think of anything to say, so they think they will be *witty* by saying the controversial?

Erm... go back to your police cell and let Bubba entertain you some more...-

Did you just make a rape joke in a post shunning rape jokes?

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Male 153
yeah that scared me a tad.. hmm fun dreams
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Male 1,348
I thought that kid was equally annoying.
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Male 907
AnwarNova: "totally something to use when its dark and quiet..on someone you really want to scare..badly"

That...is...brilliant. Now I actually really want this :-D

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Female 1,002
What the effing hell was that?
It didn`t even sound like a chicken.
It sounded like a half donkey, half human being raped while having their lungs crushed and being driven over by a truck.
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Male 96
notpluggedin, it`s a guy thing. shut up and go back in the kitchen
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Female 215
wow. the sound started first before the pic and i thought someone was dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it frikken scared meeeeeeee!


XD <3

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Female 151
I am SO buying that for my pit bulls. ^_^
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Female 341
o, and lol, we totally need that chicken so we can play "bucket o` chicken"... a good times, good times...
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Female 341
i have this stuffed crow puppet that makes that sound when you move its beak... my dog likes attacking it...
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Male 40,734
Hahaha! It makes a truely awful noise! Sounds amazingly like a demented rooster.
My in-laws used to buy annoting toys for each others` kids at Christmas, but none were as horrible as that!
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Male 742
My friend down the road has that EXACT TOY!It makes me want to stab him
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Female 239
Good lord...now I know what a dying infant sounds like.
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Male 64
lol, i have one of those
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Male 1,287
It`s like the old Fisher Price Dinoroars from 15-20 years ago.
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Male 742
My friend down the road has that EXACT TOY!It makes me want to stab him
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Male 1,590
Sounds like my 7-year-old nephew when he doesn`t get his way.
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Male 1,275
OMFG
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Female 32
it sounds like its dying :/
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Female 208
OMG... Must have one!
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Female 488
cool!

i want one!

....to annoy everyone

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Female 275
everybody in my entire living room was drawn to the computer screen as i watched that video
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Male 38
That vid made my cat go nuts.
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Female 767
My friend got that, put it in his schoolbag, and randomly set it off. XD
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Male 10
heh 11.23pm, central daylight savings ftw!

and that is my new favourite toy. i want one.

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Female 75
arkansas: it`s 11.40 pm right now.
yup, a saturday night and i dunno bout the rest but i have a long assignment to get done...and i`m bored. bored, sad that i`m stuck at home...and bored. *sigh*
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Female 262
What`s with all the crude rape references...?

I mean can people really not think of anything to say, so they think they will be *witty* by saying the controversial?

Erm... go back to your police cell and let Bubba entertain you some more...

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Male 4,012
I thought the cute guy was the toy.

Boy, was I dissapointed.

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Female 226
For some strange reason, i feel like eating chicken... who wants KFC???
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Male 896
It sounds like he`s raping a retarded moose!

I`ll get one just to laugh my ass off every time I hear it.

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Female 326
I`ll get my ex-friend`s 3yo brother one for Christmas! =D
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Male 307
what time is it in AU? there seems to be a lot of yall, but maybe ur the only ones awake.
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Female 75
yes aussieguy29, we validate what you had to say. `sounds like that donkey you raped the other day`. got it. yoooouuuurrr the man.
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Male 991
Hahaha! He`s so serious.
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Male 2,076
totally something to use when its dark and quiet..on someone you really want to scare..badly
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Female 264
!!!!!
I have one of them, but it`s a dinosaur, not a chicken.
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Male 307
w/e floats ur boat, just have better clothing sense then that guy.
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Male 420
sounds like that donkey i raped the other day
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Male 169
I come to this website coz I`m bored, and I get to see the `most annoying toy in the world` because annoyance really cures boredom
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Female 100
not scary just plain annoying
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Male 551
IDK ABOUT YOU...BUT THAT THING...IS FRIKKIN SCARY.....
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Male 1,265
I`m going to start wearing a white button shirt over a regular t-shirt. Style it up!
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Male 5
Interesting...
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Male 1,360
no sound bytes, operating solely on memory... j/k
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Female 3,562
I had a toy that made that noise growing up. IT WAS THE BEST TOY EVAR
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Male 307
^get a sound byte for us nxt time plz
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Male 1,360
sounds like a rape victim
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Male 307
i take something like that to the golf course. its very popular
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Male 2,616
Sounds more like a donkey than a chicken.
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Male 6
Link: The Most Annoying Toy in the World [Rate Link] - Get it for your child this Christmas or just buy one for no other reason than to make people mad at you.
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