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Date: 12/20/07 12:50 AM

80 Responses to The Machine Girl: Trailer

  1. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    Link: The Machine Girl: Trailer - It`s still debatable as to whether you should laugh or scream in terror, but one thing`s for sure: NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of StrangeLane
    StrangeLane Female 18-29
    37 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 12:54 am
    This IS a joke, right?
  3. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 12:55 am
    I`m sure I`ve seen the actress in a... uh... less violent performance somewhere. A funny one in fact.

    Now excuse me while I go and puke my breakfast away.

  4. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2007 at 12:57 am
    :-O Well....well, holy crap. I`m speechless.
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2007 at 1:02 am
    Extremely cheesy and hilarious trailor, i love it. Wish it were real
  6. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 1:05 am

    What was the name of the American version of this??

    It came out back in the 80`s... and the guy in the lead used to call his `shot-gun hand` his `boom-stick`.

    I can still picture him saying it... "say hello to my boom-stick."

    It was awesomely cheesy!!

  7. Profile photo of Johnny_Blaze
    Johnny_Blaze Male 18-29
    249 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 1:10 am
    Looks like another Tarantino film.
  8. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2007 at 1:10 am
    ^^^ You`re thinking of Army of Darkness, no?
  9. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2007 at 1:23 am
    American? Boom-stick? Cheesy??? Yep, thats definitely Army of Darkness, although, it wasn`t made in the 80s, it was made in 1992.
  10. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 1:26 am

    That`s EXACTLY what it was called!!!

    Thanks guys.
    ... and 1992?? Seriously??
    It seems so much longer. A.O.D. is still an awesome movie though.

  11. Profile photo of SnToe
    SnToe Female 30-39
    104 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 1:37 am
    My fist of tempura will dishonour your ancestors.
  12. Profile photo of Tomolenko
    Tomolenko Male 13-17
    259 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 1:46 am
    Lawl
  13. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 1:52 am
    drill bra haha
  14. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 1:57 am
    I want a flying guillotine! :-D
  15. Profile photo of Johnny_Blaze
    Johnny_Blaze Male 18-29
    249 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 2:00 am
    I was actually thinking of Grindhouse, I haven`t seen the movie but I saw the previews when I went to watch Pirates 3 a while back, and there`s a girl that has a gun instead of a leg. So I figured this was one of his things again haha.=S
  16. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2007 at 2:14 am
    yeh army of darkness is an AWSOME movie ... i remember watching that as a kid..
  17. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    889 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 2:22 am
    jesus..
  18. Profile photo of bob2083
    bob2083 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 3:37 am
    i actually want to watch that film
  19. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
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    December 20, 2007 at 3:53 am
    Want me to spoil the ending? She meets a man with one leg, ditches the robot arm, and they form a dancing routine and host their video on YouTube.
  20. Profile photo of dibens
    dibens Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 4:18 am
    ^^^^^ :D :D :D :D
  21. Profile photo of Marsilvanian
    Marsilvanian Male 18-29
    275 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 4:44 am
    How many screams there were?
  22. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
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    December 20, 2007 at 5:01 am
    I assure you, it IS real, and here is the imdb.com page. It`ll be screening in Japan next month - I don`t know when it will come to the USA, but it has already generated intense interest among internet weirdos who`ve already seen this trailer. I`m led to believe it was strongly influenced by Shinya Tsukamoto`s 1989 cult classic Tetsuo Iron Man - Tetsuo had something similar to the drill bra....in his pants.

    Two things to watch for here. (1) Human finger sushi. (2) Tempura used as a lethal prosthetic.

    We`ve come a long way from Godzilla and Mothra, don`t you think?

  23. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
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    December 20, 2007 at 5:02 am
    Whoops, I promised you the link to the imdb.com page and forgot. Here it is: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1050160/.
  24. Profile photo of Diddie
    Diddie Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2007 at 5:35 am
    Meet a girl in a club, things go well, she comes back for coffee, top comes off.. OH NO - Drill Bra!! Mood killer I`d say.
  25. Profile photo of AfterDeath
    AfterDeath Male 13-17
    101 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 5:47 am
    It was disgusting... but I laughed. :D

    Can`t believe it`s a real film though. Won`t be seeing it even if it`s not banned over here.

  26. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 6:26 am
    I remember a time when I would have soiled myseft is I watched this... then a time when I would have payed a weeks worth of allowance to see this... but now I just want to see whats under them drillers.
  27. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 6:28 am
    I wouldn`t be surprised to see something that pointless and stupid in the theatres. I hate movies like that, they`re mind numbing.
  28. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2007 at 7:27 am
    *snore*so fake and cheapy.but then again,once you seen real poo like that...all movies look what they are,fake
  29. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1498 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 9:35 am
    oh boy! she has a machine gun arm like vash the stampede =)
    but other than that, haha that looks like one of those movies where you can sit down with a bunch of friends and LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF cause its SO DUMB! im game!
  30. Profile photo of rabbeseking
    rabbeseking Male 13-17
    152 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 9:51 am
    That was the awesomest thing i`ve ever seen ever
  31. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 9:54 am
    anyone remembers planet terror???
  32. Profile photo of Demian
    Demian Male 13-17
    60 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 10:20 am
    Rofl at 1:16
  33. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 10:22 am
    "Want me to spoil the ending? She meets a man with one leg, ditches the robot arm, and they form a dancing routine and host their video on YouTube."

    LMFAO!!

    But honestly, this is seven different kinds of retarded. Well, I hope they at least put an english dub. That way it will be even funnier to watch.

  34. Profile photo of IceCream128
    IceCream128 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 10:28 am
    It reminded me of Battle Royale... anyone else seen that film? If you have, you`ll know what I mean...
  35. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 10:44 am
    That`s got to be one of the best movies I`ll never watch.
  36. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 10:56 am
    DRILL BRA
  37. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 10:59 am
    "It reminded me of Battle Royale... anyone else seen that film? If you have, you`ll know what I mean..."

    Except Battle Royale is a work of genius.

  38. Profile photo of dynapyre
    dynapyre Male 18-29
    114 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 11:02 am
    that is the most awesome wtf of the day :-D
  39. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 11:05 am
    i have to see this! haha
  40. Profile photo of dramapunk
    dramapunk Female 18-29
    80 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 11:09 am
    ... I must see this. I love B movies hell even C movies
  41. Profile photo of Hypersapien
    Hypersapien Male 30-39
    111 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 11:22 am
    How do you make sushi when you only have one hand?
  42. Profile photo of sayian17
    sayian17 Male 13-17
    63 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    This should be on Mystery Science Theater 3000!
  43. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 12:11 pm
    This is a real movie guys. That girl is the actress who played Gogo Yubari in Kill Bill Vol. 1. All I can say about this movie though: Finally, the Power Rangers episode I have been waiting for for 15 years.
  44. Profile photo of Beebeegirl
    Beebeegirl Female 13-17
    81 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    wtf did just watch?
  45. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    I would pay money to see it. :P
  46. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    "*snore*so fake and cheapy.but then again,once you seen real poo like that...all movies look what they are,fake"

    ... you`ve seen a REAL LIFE DRILL BRA??!?

  47. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    you`re kidding me right??

    that has to be fake.

    but who knows. they have some weird videos out there.

  48. Profile photo of ulfnir
    ulfnir Male 30-39
    121 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 1:49 pm
    Spraying blood, ninjas, tempura, and drill tits.

    Its full of win!

  49. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    OMG the flying guillotine!
    anyone remember that movie?
    or seen it? probably older than anyone on IAB!
    the master of the flying guillotine or whatever! Lol
  50. Profile photo of excelman
    excelman Male 30-39
    418 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    Awesome! now we`re talking entertainment!
  51. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    =|
  52. Profile photo of Cashcleaner
    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 2:34 pm
    Why is it that the Japanese make the best televisions, but always have the worst shows and movies?

    Except anime. But even then...

  53. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    What... the... hell...?
  54. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 3:20 pm
    ...laugh, also, nice tits:-D
  55. Profile photo of _TheDude_
    _TheDude_ Male 18-29
    36 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    LOL!, Im definitely going to see this only for the humor of it.
  56. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 3:54 pm
    I have GOT to see that!
  57. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    First it reminded me of Gunslinger Girl, then Army of Darkness, then...I was kinda bewildered when I saw the Tempura forearm. If this is a real trailer to a real movie, I`d love to see it.
  58. Profile photo of Axium
    Axium Male 18-29
    296 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    I may have to double check my sources, but this movie appears to be made of awesome.
  59. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    SUSHI!!!
    LOLOL
  60. Profile photo of NeatNeatNeat
    NeatNeatNeat Male 18-29
    24 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 6:27 pm
    Hell yeah
  61. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 6:31 pm
    i would watch it.
  62. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    ha! thats like Evil Dead...
  63. Profile photo of ChestyLaRoo
    ChestyLaRoo Female 18-29
    215 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 7:24 pm
    Ehhhhh.....:/
  64. Profile photo of gimysumlovin
    gimysumlovin Female 13-17
    173 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    LOLOLOLOL
    so going to see that.
  65. Profile photo of TTomster10
    TTomster10 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    great another grindhouse sorta movie
  66. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 7:54 pm
    WTF! When it said NSFW, I expected some nice-looking naked people, not THAT!

    I am sickened and disturbed. :(

  67. Profile photo of zecromancer
    zecromancer Male 18-29
    383 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    I wanna go see that.
  68. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 9:07 pm
    austin powers semi-reference? (drill bra. not gun bra thing)
  69. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 9:57 pm
    WTF??? drill bra..hahahahahahahahahahah!
  70. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 10:17 pm
    What I learned by watching this video.

    Asian girls can`t play basketball.
    Asian girls like throwing stars.

    Flying guillotines are cool as drat.

  71. Profile photo of dust_monkey
    dust_monkey Male 18-29
    57 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 10:30 pm
    lulz
  72. Profile photo of GoldenKneel
    GoldenKneel Male 13-17
    22 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 11:37 pm
    holy. drating. poo. Tempura arm? drill bra? flying guitine? are you dratin` kidding me??
  73. Profile photo of Shiruba
    Shiruba Male 18-29
    108 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 7:31 am
    Drill Bra was kinda....uh... sexy i guess.
  74. Profile photo of FilipinoHeat
    FilipinoHeat Male 13-17
    21 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 8:03 am
    man... i wish my arm was made of tempura!
  75. Profile photo of minjofu
    minjofu Female 18-29
    360 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 8:41 pm
    I`d watch it
  76. Profile photo of alaman1112
    alaman1112 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 8:48 pm
    drill bra! Even though im a guy, i want one.
  77. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 2:12 am
    GO DEVI3000! ^^

    Don`t look forward to going to a bar and meeting this girl and her drill-bra. `Cuz then when you wake up in the morning with no nipples, you can say "What the drat did I do last night"

  78. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 3:15 pm
    LOF`L
  79. Profile photo of drworm1125
    drworm1125 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    December 23, 2007 at 8:25 pm
    That was killer.

    Flying guillotine was my favorite.

  80. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    December 24, 2007 at 1:18 am
    I cant stop laughing. Omg, No.. Please dont violate the airwaves with such.. lmfao.

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