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Category: Weird
Date: 12/16/07 12:22 AM

66 Responses to The Girl Guitar

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    December 13, 2007 at 3:53 pm
    Link: The Girl Guitar - It`s a girl, it`s a guitar.
  2. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    That is incredibly sexy.
  3. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18850 posts
    December 15, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    I`m confused...

    Do I make a "Where do you plug it in?" joke or do I go with a "AKappy last seen signing up for guitar lessons" zinger?

  4. Profile photo of jareddevour
    jareddevour Male 18-29
    288 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 12:26 am
    Super creepy but i kinda want one.
  5. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 12:27 am
    fancylad, I`d go for the latter.

    I wonder if you can use the `alternative` function at the same time as playing the guitar part.

  6. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 12:29 am
    Oh btw the inventor looks right for someone who thought of creating such a thing: a person not likely to get laid anytime soon.
  7. Profile photo of mag3ing1
    mag3ing1 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 12:30 am
    i`d tap that...
  8. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 12:30 am
    I would fill it with animal blood and organs and then smash it after the song. But thats just me.
  9. Profile photo of SPANDEXcelen
    SPANDEXcelen Female 18-29
    70 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 12:36 am
    hmmm...
    buttsex?
  10. Profile photo of mastercif
    mastercif Male 13-17
    458 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 12:42 am
    uugghghhhhhh
    i play guitar so much that i have bruises on my index finger, ant that thing creeped the fu*k out of me, not to mention it would be near impossible to play it well. i looked at it for a second and i had to close it and carve my eyes out with an exacto knife
    yeah what LordJonathan said except i would set it on fire too
  11. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 12:42 am
    <Insert overtly and obvious sexual/musical comment here>

    There.

  12. Profile photo of camonaipo
    camonaipo Male 13-17
    42 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 12:43 am
    I`d play it all night long...
  13. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 12:59 am
    tee-hee @ LordJohnathan and fancylad.

    gives new meaning to "loving your instruments"

  14. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 1:22 am
    Ugh...
    "What? What are you looking at? I`m just fingering a minor".
    "Listen to the noise it makes when I strum the g-string"
  15. Profile photo of Manar
    Manar Male 30-39
    196 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 1:41 am
    Someone seriously need a girlfriend!
  16. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 1:58 am
    That`s really, REALLY wrong. On so many levels.
  17. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 2:56 am
    Yes, yes, but does it run on semen? Because that would make a nice place to plug it in.
  18. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 3:02 am
    ^ atomic muffin, Uber Fail.
  19. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 3:22 am
    THAT`S SEXIST AND HUMILILATING TOWARDS WOMEN!

    ...I like it!

  20. Profile photo of DragonSageX
    DragonSageX Male 18-29
    193 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 3:22 am
    That Guitar looks awfully young. :-/
  21. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 3:23 am
    No, I don`t hate women.
    I love women! One at a time!
  22. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 3:49 am
    Okay... all the weird guitars before this were kind of cool. This one is just a little creepy.
  23. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 4:28 am
    :D
  24. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 4:43 am
    ahh that would be hard to play. it would. trust me.
  25. Profile photo of mastacheif
    mastacheif Male 13-17
    42 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 5:05 am
    i dont know if thts cool weird or peverted
  26. Profile photo of LadyAlathia
    LadyAlathia Female 18-29
    151 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 6:06 am
    God.... it`s amputee-porn meets music! Why doesn`t she have any arms?
  27. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 7:09 am
    She`s not a Gibson... or a Fender.

    Does she hum when you strum? Or does she just "string" you along like the rest of the girls?

  28. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 8:28 am
    That`s just a bit perverted...
  29. Profile photo of WolvesUnit
    WolvesUnit Male 13-17
    39 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 8:33 am
    ^^ no its sexyhttp://www.i-am-bored.com/art/smile_...
  30. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1517 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 8:33 am
    thats pretty sweet!!! and that guy totally looked like a pedophile..if he isnt...he now can be labeled as one...BURN
  31. Profile photo of kooshi_govno
    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
    313 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 8:34 am
    woooow... i... i dont know what to think.
  32. Profile photo of sajmille
    sajmille Female 18-29
    13 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 8:48 am
    This takes the phrase "objectifying women" to new heights...
  33. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 8:59 am
    Do you know how impossible it`ll be to play that?
  34. Profile photo of Chelsea23
    Chelsea23 Female 18-29
    27 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 9:29 am
    thats stupid & ugly.
    they could have at least made the girl somewhat pretty.
  35. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 9:54 am
    That`s the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Why did I know all the `boys` would be yakking about where they can `plug` it in. PHAIL, big time.
  36. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 10:10 am
    lol nice
  37. Profile photo of ChestyLaRoo
    ChestyLaRoo Female 18-29
    215 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 10:14 am
    Pretty cool i guess...Doesn`t look like you`d be able to play it very well.Could have been dressed nicer,that skirt is so ugly.
  38. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 10:30 am
    xD That guy looks like a pedophile
  39. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 11:12 am
    midly interesting... 2.5/5
  40. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 11:22 am
    That`s the dumbest thing I have ever seen
  41. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 11:48 am
    This is WTF to its fullest potential.
  42. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    th guy luks like the love-child of hyde from tha 70s show and rake yohn
  43. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    :-/
  44. Profile photo of xskullkidx
    xskullkidx Male 13-17
    277 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    Pedoooo
  45. Profile photo of precado999
    precado999 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 1:47 pm
    I got to say that was creepy
  46. Profile photo of rabbeseking
    rabbeseking Male 13-17
    152 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 1:48 pm
    I like how a bunch of female users made comemnts at the same time, "ALL AT ONCE...ATTACK!!"

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    sajmille
    Female, 18-29, Midwest US
    4 Posts Sunday, December 16, 2007 8:48:12 AM
    This takes the phrase "objectifying women" to new heights...

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    hovalady411
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    984 Posts Sunday, December 16, 2007 8:59:38 AM
    Do you know how impossible it`ll be to play that?

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    Chelsea23
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    27 Posts Sunday, December 16, 2007 9:29:23 AM
    thats stupid & ugly.
    they could have at least made the girl somewhat pretty.

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    TrixieBlue
    Female, 18-29, Southern US
    79 Posts Sunday, December 16, 2007 9:54:42 AM
    That`s the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Why did I know all the `boys` would be yakking about where they can `plug` it in. PHAIL, big time.

  47. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 3:18 pm
    creepy.
  48. Profile photo of SmashingPkin
    SmashingPkin Female 13-17
    37 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    I wonder what the case looks like?
  49. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    Wait... this is great, now all of the Guitar Hero nerds can go outside and use a real guitar for once... i lvoe it, motivational aid for those lost causes. 4/4
  50. Profile photo of kmitch717
    kmitch717 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    why waste your time with `plug in` jokes when you can make jokes about whammy bars and g strings? cmon, people, make an effort
  51. Profile photo of MNJ_gudluv
    MNJ_gudluv Female 18-29
    184 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    ok, scaryyyy!
  52. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 6:21 pm
    Oh God, I want it.
  53. Profile photo of pyre
    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 6:41 pm
    I still wouldnt be able to get any from it |-(
  54. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 7:57 pm
    that is freakishly weird.
  55. Profile photo of Kinvara
    Kinvara Female 18-29
    59 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    It`s a pedophile`s dream!
  56. Profile photo of rock_jock
    rock_jock Female 30-39
    122 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 9:23 pm
    Baalthazaq: well done.
  57. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 11:01 pm
    LOL @ Baalthazaq

    The 3rd picture really looks... bad.

  58. Profile photo of robbery525
    robbery525 Male 13-17
    329 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:08 am
    wtf
  59. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 5:32 am
    Jesus you people its not a little barbie doll. its a teen and a guitar. its the Teenar. im upgrading my POS ibanez and getting that one!

    also, ignorant comments using the word "Pedo" very inappropriate.

    upgrade i mean "trade up"

  60. Profile photo of monkey3462
    monkey3462 Female 13-17
    95 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 6:56 am
    thats creepy
  61. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 10:30 am
    =D
  62. Profile photo of rdawg
    rdawg Male 13-17
    64 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:47 pm
    "i`d tap that..."ur like 12
  63. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    584 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 6:58 am
    Ee-wha?
  64. Profile photo of clorox
    clorox Male 13-17
    415 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 9:24 am
    I bet he has TONS of friends.
  65. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    dang right Clorox everyone wants his Teenar!
  66. Profile photo of lightbeing
    lightbeing Female 40-49
    7 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 2:53 am
    It looks like the guitar would be a bit awkward to play, but if it was shaped like a ufo on the other hand, it would be less awkward, rather in the shape of a person.

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