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Date: 12/11/07 12:45 AM

34 Responses to The Church of JT

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    December 10, 2007 at 11:09 am
    Link: The Church of JT - Did you know Justin is the American translation for Jesus?
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    arkansas Male 18-29
    307 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 12:49 am
    BRB, ive gotta go lock my door.
    this was all i feared and worse
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    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 12:51 am
    That was retarded but the end "celebrity worship" is real. Yeah only in America or Japan.
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    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 12:54 am
    Stupid. There is, however, a real church in Eastern Oregon that is a Cowboys for Jesus church.
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    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 12:55 am
    Damn. When can I join Sunday service?
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    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 12:59 am
    Burn it.
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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 1:03 am
    Did you know pizza is the Spanish translation for pizza?
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    sammygee Female 18-29
    6 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 2:01 am
    Celebrity worship is pretty hard core in Oz.. they love that Delta Goodrem slapper....
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    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 2:23 am
    Personally I don`t believe in either Jesus or this Justin Timberlake person you speak of. They are both made up by the government to control the ignorant masses.
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    oh_so_spiffy Female 18-29
    39 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 3:06 am
    um... it`s joshua, not justin.
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    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 4:08 am
    "um... it`s joshua, not justin" Damn, someone beat me to it...
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    Tacob5005 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 7:36 am
    ^^ I was thinking the same thing ^^
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 7:50 am
    silverou, Portland Oregon also has the Elvis Church.
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    IMGAY4REALZ Male 18-29
    80 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 8:14 am
    I thought it was funny so shut up.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    December 11, 2007 at 11:13 am
    "American translation"

    Um... American isn`t a language. It`s called English.

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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 11:16 am
    ^^^ lmao
    Oh and this was boring as hell
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 11:20 am
    Kyur has a right to his opinion but must we be tortured by his ignorance? )-|
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    seraphimboy Male 18-29
    55 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    did You Know Jesus Is The English Translation For Yashuah The More You Know ..... FYI Bible = Liezorz
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    larajunky, don`t tell me you believe in Justin Timberlake. Pfft.
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    arkansas Male 18-29
    307 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    JT, i dont even believe in australia!

    but i blame them anyways

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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 12:52 pm
    larajunky, don`t tell me you believe in Justin Timberlake. Pfft.
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    arkansas Male 18-29
    307 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    you are really ridin her a$$ aint ya?
  23. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 2:07 pm
    Thanks for the double post almightybob1 and by the way, why the heck would I do that?
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    You actually believe the government would waste their time with that?
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    Anisirion Male 18-29
    82 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    almightybob1:
    Tuesday, December 11, 2007 11:13:29 AM
    "American translation"

    Um... American isn`t a language. It`s called English.


    Shhhhh! Don`t educate them. The less they know, the easier it will be to get our empire back.

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    TonyGCleff Male 18-29
    179 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 2:17 pm
    actually, American-English is a language. It differs from regular English with words like color (not colour)
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    arkansas Male 18-29
    307 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 2:19 pm
    wait wait wait. as an american i`ll admit we ba$tardized the English language and that its proper to call what we speak american, because its not proper english at all. Anisirion, you speak english, me speeks Amurican.
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    Anisirion Male 18-29
    82 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    Wow, arkansas that makes sense. You must be one of the rare good Americans I sometimes hear about. ^-^
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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    "Shhhhh! Don`t educate them. The less they know, the easier it will be to get our empire back."

    Fine, take us over... You`ll do a better job than Bush!

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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    They really are two different languages. I lived with two girls from Birmingham, UK for a summer, and I could barely understand them at all... they understood me just fine, though. Where does the issue lie in THAT scenario?
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    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    ^I live with one and don`t understand. How could you live with two?

    And I speak `meracunn.

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    arkansas Male 18-29
    307 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    methinks he didnt have to understand them
    "less talk, more oral pleasures!"

    and `them` taking us over is just about as funny as the french guy that said something like that the other day.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 11, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    I`d love to have Matt Damon and Brendan Fraser tied up in my closet, but you don`t see me making a religion about it. ( e_e)
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    choco_dali Female 13-17
    20 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    that was great! geez! i think Jeasus is having competition hahaha!

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