Suzuki Sidekick Jump

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Misc
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Beer-guzzling guy launches his Sidekick off a dirt ramp in the woods. The results are shocking. NSFW language.
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Male 29
just for the record, this is what rednecks do for fun
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Female 150
Damn i wanted to see his car do a flip! che :P cant believe the retard actually did that though u have to be purty drunk to even try it. and wth was he throwing out of his car? gas tanks?! O_O
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Female 220
Rednecks.
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Male 2
ever "jumped" was a blow up doll... Given your apparent lack of creativity ingenuity or balls, I doubt the faier sex finds you interesting or attractive... Sincerely, The "redneck" with a Jeep CJ designed from the ground up to jump sh*t !!!
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Male 2
For all you that like to poke fun at the "Rednecks" for drinking beer and jumping the sidekick... I`d wager none of you ever had as much fun as those guys did that day... And I’d also wager that none of you know that a sidekick like that comes from the factory with an integral roll bar tied to the sub frame that’s designed to withstand a high speed roll over... You certainly didn’t know that a Suzuki sidekick of that type has a relatively small 1.8 liter motor and is rear wheel drive which was engineered to achieves a near 50/50 weight distribution... Furthermore the vehicles relatively low curb weight and cost makes it an ideal jump platform… And if you were producing a video of that nature, a Sip of Beer prior to the jump is a perfect display of bravado, the man obviously wasn’t intoxicated. Its easy to mistake another’s planning and technical knowledge for ignorance when you yourself know nothing… I’d bet the only thing you
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Male 625
that was by far the most boring thing ive seen in my existance.
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Female 110
I am not amused. :-|
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Female 122
I`m so proud of that little cheap car! YAY Sidekick!

Dumb? Yes. Ruined car? Yes. Did that car go out in a bigger blaze of glory than any other Sidekick?

If the answer is no, give me a video.

I think the video thing may have been a joke, by the way. I mean, they all seemed to know this was a bad idea. Sure, they did it anyway...but I think there was intentional humor in that.

Also, don`t crush my dreamworld.

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Male 1,244
I will comment on something Tomolenko said, just because he commented fancyclad, who commented on fodarexiii. KEEP THE CHAIN GOING!
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Male 179
V-E-I...
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Male 41
It was seriously annoying during the slo-moX-(
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Male 41
it`s a idiot!..it`s a retard!...NO!
it`s HOLY F*ING S*IT MAN!!!!!

and his sidekick...YEAH SON BOY!!!!

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Male 5
wtf? ..... are we all cheering to see some fat*** do a 15 feet lift? if so... HARAY!!! it`s a miracle!! he`s airborne!! pfft, i much prefer seeing motorcycle doing stunts within air.
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Male 10,115
That went SO much better than I thought it would.
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Female 80
aaaaAAAAAAAAA hOOOOOOOly....

slo-mo makes things so much funnier. Nice job dude, you made it, amazingly.

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Female 124
I`ll still never understand why IAB feels it necessary to censor the comments page when it posts stuff like this...apparently seeing naughty words written is worse than hearing them spoken???

no entiendo

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Male 385
People have to learn to remove the audio when they do slow motion replays. But, yeah, great clip, great jump, what an awesome way to kill a car that needs killing.
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Male 115
HOLY dratING poo!
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Female 146
Holy dratin` poo!
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Male 1,404
I liked the little attempt at a landing ramp the best.
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Female 77
So beer does make you more aerodynamic.
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Female 66
Hey, hey, it`s okay...despite the fact that could of resulted badly and he could of died a painful death...he was wearing a helmet. It`s all cool. xD I don`t think I`d ever attempt that.
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Male 329
i wanted him to fail soo much. and the "holy fickung shiot" was so stupid. it was soo dumb. i see people do better stuff on dirt bikes during a practice or a race like every weekend. screw a stupid car lol. if i wanna see that ill watch my neighbor ride his jkeep around my yard lol
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Male 4,393
HOLY F****N S**T!HOLY F****N S**T!HOLY F****N S**T!HOLY F****N S**T!..... :P
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Male 907
"YOU LOOK EVIL KNIEVEL!"

Great words to say considering he is a dare devil that DIED :-P. Not exactly the words I would want to hear before I`m about to go off a jump in a car with nothing but a helmet on for protection.

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Male 608
That, my friends, is the result of inbreeding.
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Female 678
the licenses plate explains everything...they`re from Jersey
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Female 338
I feel like I`m being overcome by the urge to crush a beer can on my head and scream "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ::shoots pistols into the air::"
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Male 26
OMFG XD... nice jump O.o
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Male 449
There goes what was left of his suspension
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Female 80
is it bad that I thought they meant a Sidekick as in the emo kid phone?

hahaha. I`m like `wtf, why would a redneck have a sidekick?`

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Female 1,397
Why do I even bother coming on IAB anymore?
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Female 4
That`s insane! It was fun to watch though. XD I know someone who would have fun watching this.
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Male 11,739
Holy f$cking $hit that was retarded. He totally screwed up the suspension on that Sidekick, and the back got dented in on impact. It`s scary what a bunch of dumb drunk rednecks will do for fun. He`s lucky to be alive, we`re not.

How do you spell video....geez even drunk I can spell, so I doubt that was his excuse. There are some real idiots out there, and we have the proof on V I D E O.

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Male 632
red necks
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Female 1,492
i thought the car was going to fall apart
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Male 1,313
The words "Holy F*cking Sh*t!" Seemed all to familiar to him. Like the ones he used to scream out loud from his bed... as daddy "tucked" him in at night.
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Male 756
Is there such a thing as "frontwoods" car jumping?
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Female 25
Dear world. Not all Americans are beer swilling Jethros who participate in backwoods car jumping. Really....I promise.
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Male 275
One slowmotion would have been enough.
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Male 835
I have faith that these asstarts will kill themselves sooner than later.
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Male 459
I expected to see it do a backwards roll and land on it`s top. as it was, it was pretty sweet.
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Male 108
Ha ha, that was a cool result.

But yeah, they should have done like cut out the end part whar pa don no how that them vidao spalt.

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Male 357
^haha converseUK...good comment
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Male 8
hahahahaha how do you spell video? hahah f**king inbreds!!!
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Male 4,290
LleetLlama: I thought he sounded more like an air-raid siren.
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Male 358
I think my favorite part is during the second slow-mo. That guy makes a good motorboat impressionist.
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Male 1,420
"Proof again that God loves an idiot... Anyone else would`ve landed in the emergency room..."
anyone else would still be an idiot, for trying it.
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Male 1,270
"Proof again that God loves an idiot... Anyone else would`ve landed in the emergency room..."

Come off it, the nearest hospital was probably miles away...theres no way he could have jumped THAT far!

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Male 22
drink and drive, kids. you will be invincible.
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Male 42
Proof again that God loves an idiot... Anyone else would`ve landed in the emergency room...
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Male 888
HOLY F*CKING SH*T
the new catch phrase
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Male 645
The fine geniuses of our country at work.
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Male 480
HOW DO YOU SPELL VIDEO??
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Male 267
YEAH BRO LET"S HAVE ANOTHER BEER! F YEAH!
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Male 307
sweet video, ive never seen that much air in person, and i tried that many a times : ) i would say its cuz his POS is lighter, but i think the lard driving would balance that out.
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Male 259
FANCYLAD IZ TAKIN OVAR R COMPUTERZ!
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Male 1,348
You know how slim to none the chances of that going that perfectly were?

I think this is where the term backwoods retard comes from.

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Male 97
Almighty_Jew: How much I agre with you I wanted to see him fail so bad
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Male 20,909
fodarexiii: shocking because he didn`t kill himself?
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Male 623
Wait... how is that shocking? Or Cool? Or worth watching?
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Male 2,004
lol 4 times he yelled holy F***ng s**t it was even more fun when the runned it through slow mo.
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Male 173
"How do you spell video... uh ved.."
that was a cool jump.
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Male 1,275
3rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............3rds better than first it just is.
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Male 317
HOLY F****N S**T! Let`s all say it 10 more times.
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Male 103
Yeah, it is a pity that he didn`t fail horribly and secure himself a spot in the Darwin Awards. (And this isn`t sarcasm)
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Male 20,909
Link: Suzuki Sidekick Jump [Rate Link] - Beer-guzzling guy launches his Sidekick off a dirt ramp in the woods. The results are shocking. NSFW language.
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