Squirt Gun Fanboy

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Weird
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/obsession/very-lonely-man-collects-every-super-soaker-ever-to-fill-empty-void-of-his-life-321787.php

This kid owns every Super Soaker ever made. Strange, but we all have our own unhealthy obsessions.
There are 37 comments:
Male 306
every supersoaker huh??? well i can name some that he missed. The Arctic Blast, Secret Strike, and the ones with shields on them...
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Male 2,172
The only question that came to my head while looking at that picture was: Is that guy wearing any pants?
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Male 944
With all that power and all those weapons who knows what he can do, the world it in danger because of his awsome supersoaking water gun powers......the horror
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Male 1,275
Hes Asian
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Male 734
This dude is AWESOME! At least he collects something cool. Mr. Vacuum from a month ago.... well... he`s a different story.
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Female 831
AMAAAAZIIING.
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Male 2,160
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wow...words fail me
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Female 215
O.M.G
i didnt even no there were that many!!!!!!!!!
he has 2 of everyone in that picture thou...


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Male 277
Cool
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Female 583
Oh yea! My obscene obessesion would be House M.D.
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Male 11
hm this could fit in the post about fetishes :o
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Male 54
Growing up with that kid would have been fun, he`s got an arsenal big enough to equip a neighborhood to wage a water war on another.
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Male 778
I don`t know, it`s odd but not nearly as odd as the pre-teenage kid who collects vacuums.
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Male 1,114
One last thing, he must have mega arm strength from all that pumping!
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Male 1,114
One more thing, he has two of every one in thta picture...
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Male 1,114
Oh, my, god, Let`s go to his place, massive water fight! Invite everybody you know!!!!!!!!!!seriously, mega fun...
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Male 1,704
man i didnt realise there was that many supersoakers!
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Male 4,746
Ahhh, to have rich parents...
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Male 1,497
ya, the vaccum blowhard kid was creepy^ but i think this is almsot as creepy

and wait... unhealthy obsessions? does masterbaiting count? F***!

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Male 1,287
As far as collections go, his is better than Hoover Boy`s vaccum cleaner collection. That kid is just spooky.

I bet he doesn`t play with too much if any of his arsenal though. That`s how he`s managed to keep a collection.

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Male 626
It`s not really a weird thing to collect as far as weird things goes... hell at least they are more fun then bottle caps and stamps :D
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Male 888
ah..but did he collect fake ones?
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Male 2,372
Those things are best loaded up with bleach, and then doing drive bys on random pedestrians.
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Male 146
I loved supersoakers when i was a kid, so i thought this was cool!
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Male 259
^ Because IAB doesnt know the difference between old and new :)
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Male 124
This was posted on Gizmodo like 2 months ago. Why is there a link to it now?
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Male 298
When a water fight breaks out, this kid always comes out on top
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Female 691
hey, i dont see the one that ive got...
im probably not looking hard enough.
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Male 645
Heh, I saw the one i had 8 years ago.
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Female 199
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
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Female 69
lololol spongamabobs comment
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Female 2,084
does this fall under the fetishes list too??
just wondering. lol.
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Male 204
WATER FIGHT!!!!!!!
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Male 1,348
This is what I come here for... Old news! :-D
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Male 480
i`d like my water hose thank you very much
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Female 69
wow, super soakers are fun though...if you use them
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Male 20,196
Link: Squirt Gun Fanboy [Rate Link] - This kid owns every Super Soaker ever made. Strange, but we all have our own unhealthy obsessions.
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