Small Hands

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago Funny

Hands
Uploaded by dekku

Born with ridiculously small hands, Henris will find out that small hands make fine work.
There are 68 comments:
Female 34
Alrighty then...
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Male 6
MONKEY HAND! look you see the hair in one scene
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Female 108
was i supposed 2 cry or something?!
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Female 108
ok it is SO fake there is no freakin disease tat makes ur hands lil so every1 stop asking!
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Male 145
lmao couldnt pull the trigger o.o
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Female 670
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Male 10,440
that was so sad, and then... it turns out to be an AD? WTF! I am so enraged!
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Female 127
that was about the most retarded thing ever
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Female 4
Funnniest question in the quiz on the site "does foreplay go unnoticed by your partner?"

I really feel bad for all his girlfriends.

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Female 850
what was up with the girl dancing with the cat paws
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Male 4,290
Actually no, you can`t read about him, but you can answer a series of amusing questions which eventually tell you "Sorry, you are not cut out to be a Herringbone tailor. However, we do have positions available in our loading docks. Our forklifts have nice big buttons."

phreakphit, if you`re too stupid to realise it`s a joke from that, consider this: how come someone was filming him at a party, running as a child, playing piano, attempting suicide, randomly lying in bed praying for a purpose in life? Don`t be a moron.

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Male 98
Please. If you actually go through the website and look around instead of just the main page, you can read about him.
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Male 58
boring
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Male 876
*looks at own hands* did he like not have hands when he was a baby because they were microsscopic?
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Male 174
It was a good clip, touching in ways.

But Honestly, wouldn`t having a fine thred and needle, not small hands, make sewing perfect?

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Male 4,431
The Uncle Ben link is here.
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Male 4,431
So, phreakphit, you went to a site and found what? More commercial material? And decided to lecture us?

One doesn`t have to look any further past the film to see that it`s not real. But, if you did, answer these: Why wouldn`t an incredible tailor make shirt sleeves that fit him? Or, more philosophically, why does a tailor make an ad about small hands in the first place? Is the extended metaphor, do you think, decrying an industry that commonly uses child labor in sweatshops, thus, the "small hands?" Sort of saying, "At Herringbone, our small hands aren`t from slave children, they`re from a genetic freak."

Do you think Aunt Jemima is real? I can find a website talking all about her. Or "King" from the Burger King ads? Or the Michelin Man? The Maytag repairman?

Uh oh, don`t look now, but Uncle Ben, a real man according to some, is now CEO of Uncle Ben`s Rice! See it here on a real web site:

Male 1,217
Damn if you actually think about it...

- Gold digging with your hands
- Tiny ass cutlery
- "Tree-Hugging"

... it`s pretty humorous in a sick, twisted way.

Now someone who has that with the "second hand" I will feel lots of pity for.

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Male 259
phreakphit, that link has nothing to do with the video..
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Male 1,275
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Male 98
Somewhat sad how many people pronounce real or not real without even bothering to check first. Google is built right into your browser these days you know. Follow the link I gave. It`s real.
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Female 95
wow
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Female 2,084
uhhh.. okkk.
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Female 2,196
wether that was real or not it was boring
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Female 1,492
that was the best commercial ever
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Female 159
Stupid commercial. Trying to make their employees look nice and also diverse. NOT REAL.
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Male 98
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Female 313
yeah, if it`s real, good for him :-D
If not... it`s too long and boring..
But anyway, I really had to lol when he tried to end it!!!! XD
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Female 1,070
awwww so cute
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Female 2,027
FREAK!! FREAK!!!
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Male 144
that was a lovely film
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Female 119
weasel paws....cute!
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Male 1
disturbing.....
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Male 1,825
i have extremly big hands, yet you dont hear me bitching about it
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Female 1,299
it doesnt look real, but it made me cry *sob*, (except for the couldn`t reach the trigger bit, lmao)
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Female 59
it`s moving whether real or not. i would like to know if its real or not though. it speaks very well for the statement of differences being useful.
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Male 1,623
The comments to this video entertained me more than the video itself.
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Male 313
wha?
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Female 1,534
kindof creepy, kindof touching
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Male 1,348
I could make masturbation jokes but then that wouldn`t be too original.
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Male 756
Too long. I stopped it after "My name is...".
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Male 144
I guess today is national wtf day?
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Female 1,784
of course its not real.. silly people..
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Female 1,697
I also wanna know if it`s real. if it is good for him, if it`s not, stupid add.
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Male 4,012
WHatever it is, real or not, it`s definitely an advertisement. So sympathy goes out the window.

It is, however, very weird.

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Female 220
nicely done. I was like "WTF" at first, but then it became quite funny.

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Female 538
is that even real....?
Some of the things do look very.. um.. Fake.
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Female 961
Let me explain to everyone so you dont waste your time:

Outcast w/ unusually small hands, grows up cant shoot himself so he gets over it and finds something he can do, he becomes a tailor.

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Male 63
son of a [email protected], a crummy commercial?
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Male 578
Of course it`s real. Everything on the internet is real.
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Female 151
I had a feeling it was an advert. But I rather loved it! Very well made. Beautiful work.

Hails, commercial director.

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Female 1,784
lol I thought it was great
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Female 831
haha that`s nice.
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Male 276
that made me think about my life...
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Female 375
Oh my God, who would WATCH this as a commercial??! I was so bored near the end. IAB you are supposed to cure my boredom, not reinforce it!
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Male 259
i mean "impossible is nothing" :-(
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Male 259
This reminds me of those nike adverts with sporting stars telling storys... and "nothing is impossible" coming up at the end
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Male 4,246
Don`t take this the wrong way, it`s a very well-made clip. But I have to say:
Longest.
Advertisement.
EVER.
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Male 211
*sniff*there so small and tiny and *sniff* CUTE!
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Male 416
Is it actually real, yhea Buzzer I would also like to know that. If it was real then that guy deserves some respect.

Also I loved the part that he tried to end it... ´´but my finger couldn´t reach the trigger...´´ Hahaha.

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Male 516
Hm?
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Female 660
*hand to willy size ratio* lmao
anywho,it was kinda boring,I was expecting a twist at the end.
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Male 142
Its a commercial, it`s verry suttle and slightly dark humor near the begining. I was dissapointed to not hear any lines or comments about the hand to willy size ratio.
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Male 431
same here Jats
that was really pointless..
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Male 472
is this a real?
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Male 242
i was expecting this huge funny ending...that kinda went nowhere. someone explain?
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Female 472
That was . . . kind of dull.
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Male 19,850
Link: Small Hands [Rate Link] - Born with ridiculously small hands, Henris will find out that small hands make fine work.
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