Slusho

Submitted by: the_phantom 9 years ago in Weird

Somehow this clip is related to the upcoming J.J. Abrams" Cloverfield. For the love of God, someone translate this.
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Male 13
theres some wierd poo on the internet.
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Female 85
I can`t stop laughing.
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Female 17
...wha....
what the feck was that?
o_o.
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Male 26
sombody has to lay off the crack
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Male 157
Facts and fiction is defenetly tightly knitted here.
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Male 1,141
go to the movie website with all the pictures and wait 6 minutes.... just do it i swear
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Male 1,141
oh boy cloverfield! i must say i am huge into it and know just about everything there is to know about Tidowave, Tagruato, Slusho, Teddy and Jamie, and Bold Futura. going to be such a good film
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Male 2,049
That poo always happens to me whenever I try to leave the house.
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Female 509
ps

the japanese one is a recipe

including a deep crab

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Male 510
if you go on itunes for example, and find a good large thing of the poster, and brighten it up, you will see several faces. also, you can see ripples in the water heading toward the damage in the distance. its definitely a sea monster.
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Male 510
they all flip over, but only when they are on top of the pile. only three have things on the back. two with messages from friends about missing the main character (the girl and the drunk guy) and a recipe in japanese behind the chef. please to translate for the betterment of conspiracist kind.
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Male 59
I have been searching any name mentionined on the Slusho site and the other company and found this:

http://www.propeller.com/viewstory/2007/...

Could this be the monster?

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Female 375
I just sent an email to the customer feedback thing and got - Slusho! loves your mails!! You Can`t Drink Just Six!!! - in return, I`m now kinda scared that they have my email address.
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Female 80
also, do all the photos flip over on 1-18-08.com? or just one?
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Female 80
I see one face, phantom, but thats it...hmm...Maybe it`s a Kappa!?
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Male 510
all the photos on 1-18-08.com say they are taken on 1/18/08, except for the one with the chef.
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Male 4,012
Whatever it is it took a lot of drugs to make it happen I`m guessing.
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Male 510
slusho also appeared on lost and alias two other things jj abrams worked on
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Male 510
also theres a contest saying "slusho is not scary or bad, or related to anything scary or bad. slusho is happy fun." a tad suspicious. this commercial comes from it, the official slusho commercial.
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Male 510
the way I see it. the things are telling him to go see what`s inside. But when he does see it, we assume it`s terrible because he runs away screaming. This is probably the deep sea ingrediant. Also, one of the titles thrown around was "chocolate rage", one of the flavors of slusho, as well as the term "slusho" itself. Also, "anyone who drinks slusho will turn into a small whale..." that one should be obvious. in the happy talk, some suspicious stuff comes up after a while, like "keep the slusho secret husho" and "whats the secret ingrediant when you combine nashi and mikan? please i promise i won`t tell anyone! just a devoted american customer!" then the mouth closes extra fast, hiding something? when you combine flavors, the product robot resembles a crab monster...

Also, in the poster, there are several different faces hidden in the clouds. i`ll point out any if u ask kindly.

just spreadin the word.

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Female 52
cloverfield! cloverfield! cloverfield!!

1-18-08!

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Female 1,580
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Female 1,580
oh by the way, if you watch the trailer
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/...
it really makes it seem like a monster, plus if you look at the statue of liberty on the left, it has a huge claw mark in it...it still looks good tho!
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Female 1,580
i wanna see this movie now....
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Female 818
J.J. Abrams said it`s his own original monster. Ergo not Godzilla or Cthulu.

I read a whole thing about it that, um... well, I wouldn`t trust it, as I`m fairly certain the person writing it was on drugs.

But we`re less than a month away!
This is even more exciting than American Gladiators!

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Female 295
I looked on a different Slusho site and I`m guessing that (since Cloverfield is a monster movie) if you drink more that six, you grow huge into a godzilla-ish thing. By the way, if you think this is weird, check out the Slusho page at
http://slusho.jp/
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Male 36
RE: i hate jj abrams. hes just as bad as midnight shamamalaanlalan

Yeah, you probably love American Idol and can`t miss a minute of that gay crap

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Male 181
i hate jj abrams. hes just as bad as midnight shamamalaanlalan
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Male 363
After watching the trailer for Cloverfield and finding out what the hell that was, this clip has been promoted from wtf of 2007 to wtf of the century.
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Male 363
I... umm....
Congradulations! The NEW WTF of 2007!!
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Male 2,160
ehhh...ya,gotto agree with Akappy,someone took the wrong pills
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Female 357
http://www.slusho.jp/

the history section looks rather suspicious. Deep sea ingredient? Turning into a whale? Yeah ummmmm... how about not.

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Female 718
i posted a link about cloverfield new trailer, might show up soon. slusho website is full of secrets, you just have to know what to look for. and its not godzilla OR cthulhu
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Male 777
Ah...the WTF?! of the day.
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Male 741
[email protected] giving in to advertisers
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Male 1,111
Yeah somehow Slusho is related but I`m not sure how. Cloverfield did kind of what was done with lost by integrating it into web pages, back stories, and `conspiracies`.

I think it`ll be about Cthulhu personally, that`s the only thing I can figure out it might be. It can`t be Godzilla, no matter what, because of international copyright laws. It could be a Godzilla `look a like` that would have to meet certain standards not to match the original concept but I doubt the creator would go that unoriginal.

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Male 2,004
slusho has actually very much to do with the cloverfield movie so does the tagruato company.

you just basically google cloverfield conspiracy (or something like that) and you get thousands of sites digging through the net in search of what the cloverfield movie is all about.

some say its a giant turtle, other says its a movie `bout Levaithan or the very famous Cthulhu, and some idiots thinks its another usa godzilla movie, but thats just what ive heard...

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Male 991
Wow.
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Male 2,958
I`m pretty sure there`s a public service announcement missing somewhere near the end there.
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Female 59
"you can`t drink just 6"

WTF?!
JUST six?

idk, but i want a slurpee now.

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Male 291
okay.

the moose says something like : its a mistake to do nothing

the floating head says: sad sad
the girl head says : keep an eye out for a chance, do you agree?


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Male 2,616
I am pretty sure it translates to: "OH GOD! WRONG PILLS!"
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Male 222
If it is... that`s just dumb.

If it isn`t... that`s just dumb.

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Male 510
Link: Slusho [Rate Link] - Somehow this clip is related to the upcoming J.J. Abrams` Cloverfield. For the love of God, someone translate this.
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