Paranormal Restraining Orders

Submitted by: R_U_Kidding 9 years ago in Weird
http://www.paranormalrestrainingorders.com/

Finally, be free of harassment from Aliens, Satan...David Letterman?
There are 36 comments:
Female 1,063
Wow they are gonna be rich! Why didn`t I think of that!!??
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Female 670
lol
big foot
at last!!!!!
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Male 397
sweet!
i can buy a restraining order on myself for only $5???
AWESOME!!!
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Male 97
*sigh*
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Female 3
Damn that loch ness monster! always trying to take away my Two fitty!!!
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Male 1,497
Hmm...i want Letterman...MJ...Santa`s Big Brother Jo`el Teh`Pedo...Reaper..and of course satan, i abuse his stuff all the time...im gona go drink some goat`s blood, cya later!
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Male 741
im with cheesyqueso!!!I want one too plus the principle!
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Female 191
Hey, it`ll keep my math teacher from last year away. All I need to do is buy the Satan one and I`m in the clear.
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Female 395
I wish I could just put any old name in there and have it look real to scare away my ex...won`t leave me ALONE.
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Male 3,619
I`m considering buying the one on the Reaper... and maybe Nessey... :P
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Female 26
hey, its cheaper than a lawyer.
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Male 1,265
This story is why this page in the link was created:

http://defamer.com/hollywood/david-lette...

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Female 283
I want a restraining order on whoever made that site. Creep!
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Female 11
god , god *like* go away cause you *like* kill people or am i *like* talking about the grim reaper?

Aw , why wouldnt you want santa claus!

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Male 26
david letterman u will plague me no longer
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Male 196
^^ That is because some things are so weird that not even the paranormal want to associate with it.
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Male 4,680
Unfortunately they didn`t include Michael Jackson.
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Female 1,537
uhh FINALLY! we have a way to keep satan at bay....and that big foot! wow, hes not going to have anything to do now except walk past cameras and sulk...
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Female 2,196
i want a restraining order on teachers
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Male 3,014
You may need protection from an abusive paranormal entity if they:
Are jealous or possessive toward you (a primary symptom of abusive relationships)
Try to control you, often by being very bossy or demanding
Try to isolate you by demanding you cut off social contacts and friendships
Pressure you sexually, or demand sexual activities you are not comfortable with
Have a history of bad relationships
Are violent and/or lose their temper quickly
Shame, humiliate, or embarrass you, either privately or around family and friends
Claim that you are responsible for their emotional state (a criteria for co-dependency)
Blame you when they mistreat you
Abuse drugs or alcohol

That was definitely the weirdest part of this link.

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Male 1,275
Mr Sir your comment has by far made my night
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Male 1,275
I thought it was real by the description
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Male 576
To Berserk: I have also been on the restraining side of uh, an order. You are not alone my friend. I just don`t understand what the big deal is with climbing up through someones 2nd story window to leave a life-sized doll of yourself sitting in there closet to show them how much you love them. It`s not "weird." It`s like something out of a freakin romance novel.
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Male 2,160
i got a different type of restraining order,is caliber .44 and keeps up to 6 people i dont like up to 200m away.
and @ berserk,kinda had that type of thing with one of my ex´s moms,first she had me repair her entire house and haul loads of poo from basement to her 5th floor AP then afterwards she claimed i was a sinner and against god or some nonsense and to never show my face again or she´d call the police.
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Female 3,001
how did this become a conversation about bersek.!
hes the guy who wont steriotype blondes.
pah!
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Male 147
Why not just a general restraining order on all things paranormal? That way when leprechauns, bigfoot, and death start harassing you; you can just tell them to go away or face jail time. I`m sure their all quite reasonable and will find someone without a restraining order to go bother.
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Male 411
Well, to be honest, I am not in any way crazy, excuse my avatar...she`s one of those Jesus-freaks moms that condems every actions and thinks she`s better than everyone else because she has repented and blablahblah. Haha Pabasa, looks like you`re in the same situation I am.
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Male 991
^ :D
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Male 4,012
AKappy let`s elope and make it legal.
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Male 2,616
"She thinks I`m crazy and that I am a really bad person."

Before we go any further... ARE you?

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Male 411
I`ve been threatened with a restraining order by my ex-girlfriends mom. She thinks I`m crazy and that I am a really bad person. Have any of you guys had the same problem. It would be comforting to know that I`m not alone in this battle against my ex-girlfriend`s (excuse my french "BITCH" of a mother)
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Female 264
I need one to get rid of the loch ness monster,
It`s always knocking on my door, "D`you want to come out and get coctails?"
No, i bloody well don`t, and now i can restrain you!
Haha.
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Male 2,616
I`m going to put the opposite of a restraining order on Pabasa so I can keep him within 100 yards of me at all times.
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Male 4,012
You think they`d listen? If one can learn from Final Destination then it`s quite impossible to keep away Mr. Reaper.
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Male 216
FINALLY i can keep those damn relatives away from me
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Male 4,246
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