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Date: 12/28/07 12:40 AM

36 Responses to Paranormal Restraining Orders

  1. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    December 27, 2007 at 9:40 pm
    Link: Paranormal Restraining Orders - Finally, be free of harassment from Aliens, Satan...David Letterman?
  2. Profile photo of Gadget522
    Gadget522 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 12:44 am
    FINALLY i can keep those damn relatives away from me
  3. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 12:58 am
    You think they`d listen? If one can learn from Final Destination then it`s quite impossible to keep away Mr. Reaper.
  4. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 1:20 am
    I`m going to put the opposite of a restraining order on Pabasa so I can keep him within 100 yards of me at all times.
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    loljessifa Female 18-29
    264 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 1:31 am
    I need one to get rid of the loch ness monster,
    It`s always knocking on my door, "D`you want to come out and get coctails?"
    No, i bloody well don`t, and now i can restrain you!
    Haha.
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    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 1:34 am
    I`ve been threatened with a restraining order by my ex-girlfriends mom. She thinks I`m crazy and that I am a really bad person. Have any of you guys had the same problem. It would be comforting to know that I`m not alone in this battle against my ex-girlfriend`s (excuse my french "BITCH" of a mother)
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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 1:37 am
    "She thinks I`m crazy and that I am a really bad person."

    Before we go any further... ARE you?

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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 1:44 am
    AKappy let`s elope and make it legal.
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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 1:46 am
    ^ :D
  10. Profile photo of Berserk505
    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 1:47 am
    Well, to be honest, I am not in any way crazy, excuse my avatar...she`s one of those Jesus-freaks moms that condems every actions and thinks she`s better than everyone else because she has repented and blablahblah. Haha Pabasa, looks like you`re in the same situation I am.
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    BloodyHippie Male 18-29
    147 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 1:54 am
    Why not just a general restraining order on all things paranormal? That way when leprechauns, bigfoot, and death start harassing you; you can just tell them to go away or face jail time. I`m sure their all quite reasonable and will find someone without a restraining order to go bother.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 3:39 am
    how did this become a conversation about bersek.!
    hes the guy who wont steriotype blondes.
    pah!
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 6:07 am
    i got a different type of restraining order,is caliber .44 and keeps up to 6 people i dont like up to 200m away.
    and @ berserk,kinda had that type of thing with one of my ex´s moms,first she had me repair her entire house and haul loads of poo from basement to her 5th floor AP then afterwards she claimed i was a sinner and against god or some nonsense and to never show my face again or she´d call the police.
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    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 7:04 am
    To Berserk: I have also been on the restraining side of uh, an order. You are not alone my friend. I just don`t understand what the big deal is with climbing up through someones 2nd story window to leave a life-sized doll of yourself sitting in there closet to show them how much you love them. It`s not "weird." It`s like something out of a freakin romance novel.
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    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 7:14 am
    I thought it was real by the description
  16. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 7:15 am
    Mr Sir your comment has by far made my night
  17. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 7:17 am
    You may need protection from an abusive paranormal entity if they:
    Are jealous or possessive toward you (a primary symptom of abusive relationships)
    Try to control you, often by being very bossy or demanding
    Try to isolate you by demanding you cut off social contacts and friendships
    Pressure you sexually, or demand sexual activities you are not comfortable with
    Have a history of bad relationships
    Are violent and/or lose their temper quickly
    Shame, humiliate, or embarrass you, either privately or around family and friends
    Claim that you are responsible for their emotional state (a criteria for co-dependency)
    Blame you when they mistreat you
    Abuse drugs or alcohol

    That was definitely the weirdest part of this link.

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    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 7:56 am
    i want a restraining order on teachers
  19. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1519 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 8:14 am
    uhh FINALLY! we have a way to keep satan at bay....and that big foot! wow, hes not going to have anything to do now except walk past cameras and sulk...
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 8:50 am
    Unfortunately they didn`t include Michael Jackson.
  21. Profile photo of Manar
    Manar Male 30-39
    196 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 11:12 am
    ^^ That is because some things are so weird that not even the paranormal want to associate with it.
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    salt61 Male 13-17
    26 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    david letterman u will plague me no longer
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    hollyl Female 13-17
    11 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    god , god *like* go away cause you *like* kill people or am i *like* talking about the grim reaper?

    Aw , why wouldnt you want santa claus!

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    Trexa Female 18-29
    283 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    I want a restraining order on whoever made that site. Creep!
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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    This story is why this page in the link was created:

    http://defamer.com/hollywood/david-lette...

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    BarbwireRose Female 13-17
    26 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    hey, its cheaper than a lawyer.
  27. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 3:48 pm
    I`m considering buying the one on the Reaper... and maybe Nessey... :P
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    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    I wish I could just put any old name in there and have it look real to scare away my ex...won`t leave me ALONE.
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    punk7634 Female 18-29
    191 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 10:01 pm
    Hey, it`ll keep my math teacher from last year away. All I need to do is buy the Satan one and I`m in the clear.
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    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 10:12 pm
    im with cheesyqueso!!!I want one too plus the principle!
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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    December 28, 2007 at 11:42 pm
    Hmm...i want Letterman...MJ...Santa`s Big Brother Jo`el Teh`Pedo...Reaper..and of course satan, i abuse his stuff all the time...im gona go drink some goat`s blood, cya later!
  32. Profile photo of caged_freak
    caged_freak Female 18-29
    3 posts
    December 29, 2007 at 12:48 am
    Damn that loch ness monster! always trying to take away my Two fitty!!!
  33. Profile photo of VomitStorm
    VomitStorm Male 18-29
    97 posts
    December 29, 2007 at 4:08 am
    *sigh*
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    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    December 29, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    sweet!
    i can buy a restraining order on myself for only $5???
    AWESOME!!!
  35. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    December 29, 2007 at 8:09 pm
    lol
    big foot
    at last!!!!!
  36. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    December 30, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    Wow they are gonna be rich! Why didn`t I think of that!!??

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