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Date: 12/17/07 12:50 AM

95 Responses to McDonalds in Japan

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    Link: McDonalds in Japan - Meet Japan`s version of Ronald McDonald.
  2. Profile photo of rcjdude
    rcjdude Male 13-17
    46 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:52 am
    wow.. that was kinda stupid. But definitely better than the other Maccas ads.
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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:53 am
    I will never look at ronald mcdonald the same way.. first??
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    beeeeen Male 13-17
    219 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:53 am
    i want to swap our with theirs! ours sucks! he is a stupid clown wearing too much makeup which scared the kids. boo!

    but she is waaaaay better!

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    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:56 am
    Are you kidding me? People will only get fatter if they see this crud. Little girls will be like "Oh mommy, take me to mcdonalds every day, i want to be like that lady on the commercial." (yes) america is aready on a weight crisis, why have someone like paris hilton eat a burger from burgerking. (false ad)
  6. Profile photo of candor88
    candor88 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:57 am
    Oh where`s AKappy? I wanna hear his comment to this....
  7. Profile photo of Vanilla_Sky
    Vanilla_Sky Male 18-29
    36 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:01 am
    meh, his erection based humour gets old.... its funny how they put it to a song which is originally russian... odd.... how multicultrual is this thing??? Man that looks drating tasty... the burger looked ok too...
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    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:18 am
    I agree with Vanilla_Sky about the erection based humor.
  9. Profile photo of arkansas
    arkansas Male 18-29
    307 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:20 am
    i always thought ronald mac was a pedo, but now it doesnt seem so bad ;)

    kappys "stand up" routine isnt bad, but hes been doing the same lines since ive been here

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    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    889 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:46 am
    as a Japanese, even I think thats screwed up
    mm..
  11. Profile photo of Gh4z
    Gh4z Male 18-29
    234 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:53 am
    Now that`s way better than the damn clown.. I still won`t go much to mcdonalds though.
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    Lost_In_Time Male 18-29
    317 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:59 am
    Been to a mcdonalds in japan a couple times, never saw her there though :(
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    penguinfogel Male 18-29
    142 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 2:00 am
    Although it may be Akappys line, and its fairly old, I have to think that even the female members achieved erections on that one.
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    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 2:11 am
    wow what a hot bitch. she`s way hotter than that freaky looking clown they normally have
  15. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 2:27 am
    Why is america`s mascot fat...?!?!? why cant it be like that?!?!
  16. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 2:28 am
    Hey! I`ve seen this commercial before! And I live in Maine...
  17. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
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    December 17, 2007 at 2:49 am
    that`s not the only difference: the burger is shrimp flavored
  18. Profile photo of RodneyJason
    RodneyJason Male 18-29
    170 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:03 am
    I didnt think those clothes could look good on anyone... i have been proven wrong
  19. Profile photo of matsuri_aka
    matsuri_aka Female 18-29
    252 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:19 am
    Eeeww
  20. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:23 am
    why russian music?
  21. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:24 am
    god akappy is a celebrity here on iambored
  22. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:24 am
    why russian music?
  23. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:29 am
    Oh hell that was awesome.

    I`m gay yet I feel a slight twitch in my pants.

  24. Profile photo of FireEmerald
    FireEmerald Male 13-17
    174 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:37 am
    She might make me start eating McDonalds again :P

    >>Pabasa, just cause your gay doesn`t mean you can`t tell a beautiful women, aye! :)

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    robbery525 Male 13-17
    329 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:39 am
    some mcdonalds have a bench with ronald statues sitting on them. wonder if mcdonalds in japan have a bench with her......

    it looked great (not the burger)

  26. Profile photo of nibbleham5
    nibbleham5 Male 13-17
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    December 17, 2007 at 3:49 am
    as someone who actually lives in japan, this is unauthentic. trust me, we have the classic ronald mcdonald and hamburglar mascots
  27. Profile photo of starcrosst
    starcrosst Male 30-39
    54 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 4:06 am
    allright, nibbleham, but...

    Do you have the Grimace?

    NOTHING can kill the Grimace.

    and this one is DEFINATELY better than that hideous clown.

  28. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 4:09 am
    FireEmerald, I can tell beautiful women no problem. But my erections are (usually) reserved for the XYs :)

    nibbleham, the japanese text sure is convincing. If it`s been edited/photoshopped they sure took a lot of effort for it.

  29. Profile photo of Demian
    Demian Male 13-17
    60 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 5:28 am
    Wtf of the day.
  30. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 6:28 am
    e should post a link about akappys erection thingy
  31. Profile photo of misstakenID
    misstakenID Female 18-29
    98 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 6:30 am
    ok so lets encurage the fat loving masses to eat at McDonlads even more, just on the off chance they might catch a glimpse at this bastardised Ronald McDonald. It all an evil plot by america to make the Japanese fat, unhealthy and unable to defend themselfs.

    Or maybe the Japanese just know about good advertising, I bet this really encuraged men to eat skanky McD`s.

  32. Profile photo of stile99
    stile99 Male 30-39
    36 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 6:35 am
    This repost is older than the reposter.
  33. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 6:41 am
    Although it may be Akappys line, and its fairly old, I have to think that even the female members achieved erections on that one.

    True that. But what`s with the music? Fake Russian dykes...

  34. Profile photo of llDayo
    llDayo Male 30-39
    144 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 6:56 am
    Wow, no one`s asked it yet?
    C`mon! Curtains = drapes? You know you`re thinking it.
  35. Profile photo of ruffnerr
    ruffnerr Male 30-39
    74 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 7:09 am
    I`d hit it (the woman not the burger)
  36. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 7:43 am
    i freakin love that song. by t.a.t.u

    & this commerical aint too bad either (:
    haha

  37. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 8:09 am
    your weight crisis amuses me. A lot.
  38. Profile photo of ninjacookies
    ninjacookies Male 13-17
    77 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 8:16 am
    Finnaly a mcdonalds mascot that isnt a pedofile. yay
  39. Profile photo of LadyAlathia
    LadyAlathia Female 18-29
    151 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 8:24 am
    Holy mascot, Batman!

    They do EVERYTHING better than us, don`t they?

  40. Profile photo of alimander
    alimander Female 18-29
    182 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 8:50 am
    Yummy!
  41. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 9:03 am
    Where`s the proof that this is Japanese?
  42. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 9:16 am
    akappy would be funny if everyone didnt try to copy him
  43. Profile photo of elisita
    elisita Female 18-29
    14 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 9:24 am
    seen this before :\
  44. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 9:42 am
    uh oh.
    Did ronald go through a sex change?
  45. Profile photo of randaroo
    randaroo Female 13-17
    44 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 10:20 am
    lol lol probally fake
  46. Profile photo of sidran32
    sidran32 Male 50-59
    42 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 10:27 am
    Why was that Japanese?
  47. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 10:27 am
    ooooo sexy
  48. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 10:34 am
    better than our child predator looking one. lol.

    and what is a mcgrandy? weird.

  49. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 10:39 am
    never thought i`d say this next line: God, Ronald McDonald is freakin HOT!
  50. Profile photo of penguinfogel
    penguinfogel Male 18-29
    142 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 10:52 am
    *sits on the bench next to Ronald and starts breathing heavy*
  51. Profile photo of wtfstfu
    wtfstfu Male 13-17
    112 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 11:14 am
    ronald mcdonalds sexy step daughter?
  52. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 11:16 am
    swap a child molester with a whore. thats fun.
  53. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 11:54 am
    well whores are at least 3 times better then child molesters by my math. so i say its a good trade. i cant explain the extremely complex math that went in to finding out that, that statement is true cause ther isnt room win a comment is limiteds to 1000 chars.

    ok maybe it wasnt math. maybe i thought "child molesters suck. whores, i dont bother them they dont bother me..... 3x better" but im still going going with the math line. it was extremely complex math! i dont want to live in a world were i cant generalize people then assign each type of person a number value.

  54. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:29 pm
    At the end she was all like "This tomato turns me on!"... That creeped me out a little.
  55. Profile photo of maiye
    maiye Female 13-17
    251 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    wtf?!?!?1
  56. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    Something was lost in translation, I think..
  57. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:37 pm
    wonder what kind of special sauce comes with that burger.
  58. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:42 pm
    hahah concetra...
    definately just lol`d at work.
  59. Profile photo of LadyAlathia
    LadyAlathia Female 18-29
    151 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    Psychosis11 "At the end she was all like "This tomato turns me on!"... That creeped me out a little."

    That WAS one dead sexy tomato, I`ll admit ^_^

  60. Profile photo of robertdog
    robertdog Male 13-17
    34 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    ^^Concetra

    nice

  61. Profile photo of PoonHat
    PoonHat Male 18-29
    194 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    What the drat.
    Why the drat don`t we have a sexy clown?
    ....
    drat america.
    Bunch of drating mean persons
  62. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    seen this on youtube so many times. she is hott but wtf are they trying to advertise with it. whats the catch?
  63. Profile photo of Piroteknix
    Piroteknix Male 18-29
    337 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:26 pm
    The commercial doesn`t originally use tATu`s song, but has another song as well as a Japanese voice over. The original commercial is just 15 seconds long, but this one has the same idea overall. The Japanese vocals of the original, along with the Yen sign and Japanese characters show that this is Japanese. The original is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGx...
  64. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    It`s better when you see it WITHOUT Tatu badly played over it. They didn`t even get rid of the original soundtrack behind it, just slapped some squeaky fake lesbians over it.
  65. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    I`ve seen this before (not sure if it was on here...) :(
  66. Profile photo of yotimes3
    yotimes3 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    t5k.com is a douchebag.
  67. Profile photo of fiiza
    fiiza Female 13-17
    49 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    tatu girls.
    LMFAO.
    ronald mcdonald can pwn this whore.
  68. Profile photo of sayian17
    sayian17 Male 13-17
    63 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    She is SO much better than Ronald!
  69. Profile photo of jen00384
    jen00384 Female 18-29
    230 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    Making fat look hot.. Once Japan starts having the obesity problem, they`ll bring in the clown.
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    ulfnir Male 30-39
    121 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    I`d eat her burger.
  71. Profile photo of Viatro
    Viatro Male 18-29
    19 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    Is this suppose to be alluring? I don`t think fried burgers are so tasty in her hands, mouth, red and yellow balloons, etc. I don`t want to consume Ronald Delights either way. For all the avid Mickey D`s fans I guess theres something for you to think about... McDonald`s modernized sex appeal w/o the clown make up = Super size comeback? Yeah why not when you have nothing to lose(except your significant other). I am sure this Ronalda character has the slightest interest in fake meat and potatoes with a figure like that. So yeah I quit pornography to watch this...so you can see a little angst here. Literally no smokes and porn until I feel good... or enlightened in some way.
  72. Profile photo of Accurs3ds0ul
    Accurs3ds0ul Male 13-17
    272 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:36 pm
    Screw the burger, buy the whore.
  73. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    I kind of like the song for some reason. The chorus is just catchy. Trancy.
  74. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
  75. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    Japan.. What happens in Japan gets screwed up and given a different sex.

    But, in the end, it looks awesome.
    Lmao

  76. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    `wonder what kind of special sauce comes with that burger.`

    HAHA

    anyway,

    that was kind of anti climatic only because...well...its japan...aaand they usually have something crazy.

  77. Profile photo of icelover
    icelover Female 13-17
    215 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    wayyyyy better then screwedd up clownn duuuude!


    fjdka;lfjas ;)

  78. Profile photo of Borderline
    Borderline Female 18-29
    111 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    Is this really a japanese ad for McDonalds? Why would they play that awful song from like, 5 years ago..
  79. Profile photo of water_dragon
    water_dragon Male 13-17
    84 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    rofl I`m a lesbian she`s a lesbian we are lesbians kisses in the rain kisses in the rain....if you dont get it go to youtube and look up Adam and Andrew Lesbian song
  80. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2007 at 6:07 pm
    what the hell does this have to do with japan?
  81. Profile photo of pendleton333
    pendleton333 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 6:10 pm
    Brings Family Guy to mind...."Your a McDonald..not a WHORE!!"
  82. Profile photo of Aryk47
    Aryk47 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 7:30 pm
    Introducing... MRS Macdonalds... Ronald PedoDonald is too overrated so they decided to bringing in the laaaaaaddy... *meowr*
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    diegotx Male 18-29
    239 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    Is this the AWWW of the day?
  84. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 8:48 pm
    so I don`t see the problem with eating at McDonalds. If the fat kids would just exersise like kids are meant to do there would be no problem.
  85. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
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    December 17, 2007 at 10:20 pm
    instead of making me want macdonald`s this just makes me want to listen to that tatu song
  86. Profile photo of mastercif
    mastercif Male 13-17
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    December 17, 2007 at 11:18 pm
    nah I`ve seen weirder McDonald`s commercials over here in America. There was this one where the commercial started out documenting a pregnant woman`s journey, and when she finally gives birth, in a subtitle above her head it said "im loving it" with a mcdonalds logo next to it
  87. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    she had a creepy face.
  88. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
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    December 18, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    A lot less creepy than the american version and I thought that song died a long time ago.
  89. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    dude...i really want mcdonalds now. The ad works. End of story...Cept I really like tatu and it shouldn`t be on a japanese mcdonalds fake ad commercial. Specially like a bunch of other people have said its Fin RUSSIAN!
  90. Profile photo of Benifeddy
    Benifeddy Male 13-17
    25 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 8:42 pm
    It`s like all you have to do now, to make something more interesting, twisted, supreme, and fun, is tack "Japan" to it. That woman looked like pure evil though, beautiful yes but evil. What the hell is with the tomatoes anyway?
  91. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    December 24, 2007 at 2:11 am
    No.
  92. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2007 at 3:56 am
    has AKappy achieved an erection yet?
  93. Profile photo of R080T
    R080T Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    What the fsck?!

    LOL

  94. Profile photo of roses4u21
    roses4u21 Female 18-29
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    August 8, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    i didn`t see one thing in that commercial that made that japanese...
  95. Profile photo of hotleafjuice
    hotleafjuice Female 18-29
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    October 8, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    for "roses" and "Benifeddy"....read the text at the end. It`s japanese text, therefore, Japanese

    Americans would be even fatter if a sexy woman advertised Mickey D`s...

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