How to Kick a Guy in the Balls

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Misc

Expert self-defense video instructional on how to apply a groin kick to an attacker.
There are 51 comments:
Female 45
Um...why do we have to know this? I mean who`s actually stupid enough to not know how to kick a man in the groin? Simply kick him in the groin. There`s no thought process involved.
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Male 1,029
"For women it`s an acceptable means of self-defence aslong as you don`t wear steel-toed boots. If steel-toes are used then that is attempted homicide."

Have you ever kicked anything when wearing steel toed boots? It hurts like hell for the person who kicked, almost split your toenail in half and you bleed for a while and it hurts to walk.

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"NO. Just NO. There are no curcumstances underwhich one man should kick another man in his testicles. Even if your outnumbered and outmatched it is not acceptable. If you don`t want to fight fair then carry a gun."

It is unmanly to threaten "I`ll kick you in the balls if you do that" or however it plays out, but to do the action is all fair. I hardly do, but I don`t think you all care on what I do to maul people.

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Male 1,029
Wow, I bet those confused blondes have got this so very difficult attack down now.
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Male 1,497
wow... at first this comments page was about how easy it is to kick some1s balls, now its a debate on wither he has an erection... i dont want to get into this... if you can kick some1 hard enough in the balls that his happy place explodes, you kick ass...
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Male 938
YOU CAN SEE HIS PEENIS!
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Male 2,486
What the hell.

People need a video to understand how to do this?

Barely tapping them results in a chain reaction of about 10,000 differnet kinsd of pain.

And no girls, it isn`t the same as you getting hit in the chest. That`s a gland, ours is an organ.

Imagine having your ribcage pried open with a crowbar and then getting your stomach beaten for about 30 minutes with said crowbar.

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Male 2,616
"AKappy, what sex life would that be?"

The joke was that the only sex I get is through rape, and if the girls got their hands on this video, I would be rendered incapable of such acts.

"Hmm AKappy seems to be defending the "erection" issue a little too adamantly. Something your hideing mabey? i donno..."

Yeah, I`m defending his penis` honor. It just isn`t hard.


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Male 377
Hmm AKappy seems to be defending the "erection" issue a little too adamantly. Something your hideing mabey? i donno...
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Male 175
AKappy, what sex life would that be?
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Male 870
All right, all right. He doesn`t. You don`t have to take it so personally, AKappy.
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Male 224
dubbed with Rocky Balboa`s voice
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Male 2,616
GOD DAMMIT- HE DOESN`T HAVE AN ERECTION, NOR IS HE IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING ONE!
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Male 238
he may not have a "stiffy" but it looks like he`s getting one. Maybe it excites him to get that close to someone`s balls. you never know, why do you think he had his voice faked like that? it sounds fake. otherwise it`s FREAKY.
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Female 14
haha wow lol ^yes i would think so and yes it is funny in every way I do not think that I could learn anything I think I was to distracted my the tone of his voice
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Male 9,306
He does have a stiffy...very nice. ;-)
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Male 385
BloodyHippy said: NO. Just NO. There are no curcumstances underwhich one man should kick another man in his testicles. Even if your outnumbered and outmatched it is not acceptable. If you don`t want to fight fair then carry a gun.

You are so freaking wrong, man. Honor in battle is all well and good, but in a street fight, anything goes. Your goal there is simply to be able to walk away. I don`t give the slightest concern towards the welfare of a guy who`s trying to kick my ass.

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Male 907
Shouldn`t this be off the internet like videos that teach you how to build a bomb :-P.

This information is very dangerous when placed into the wrong hands, IT MUST BE REMOVED AT ONCE!

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Male 169
Bulge :\
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Female 27
I actually thought this was pretty helpful. Guys are obviously stronger than girls; so whenever I need to use that method I will know how to use it correctly :]

& the guy that was having someone`s foot in his crotch was pretty hottt. I`d like to practice some moves ;-)

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Female 2,084
lol. i already knew how to do this. but it was funny watching a video of guy on guy groin kicking.
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Male 329
iut wont load :[
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Male 39
What if the attacker is a chick? Yea did not think of that did you?
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Male 608
eagle5. Anti helium would be tetraflouride.
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Male 1,853
now they need to teach us how to do the penguin
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Female 2,695
well i could have told you how to do that.
also, why is his voice so deep? O_o
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Female 1,306
i think someone needs to take their retainer out.
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Male 147
NO. Just NO. There are no curcumstances underwhich one man should kick another man in his testicles. Even if your outnumbered and outmatched it is not acceptable. If you don`t want to fight fair then carry a gun.

I once had some dumbass friends who would punch eachother in the nuts like it was a game. They soon learned that I don`t play that game and if they do play that game with me then they had better be prepared to loose some teeth.

For women it`s an acceptable means of self-defence aslong as you don`t wear steel-toed boots. If steel-toes are used then that is attempted homicide.

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Female 395
I`m upset that he didn`t actually kick him... :(
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Female 1,492
his voice is stupidly deep
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Female 496
So, this is basically something that any girl already knows...

xD

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Male 1,766
i highly doubt there would be a fight afterwards
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Female 313
^^ yes xD
Anyway, he wouldn`t have to kick me anywhere, as soon as he started talking i would be on the floor laughing! hahahaha
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Male 2,616
^ No.
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Male 513
Was anyone else expecting the big guy to cop a feel when he was pointing at the little guy`s little guy??
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Male 551
LMAO!!! "We wanna get the groin.." ...lmao!!!
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Male 645
Because testicle kicking has been such a complex and complicated action before...
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Female 124
hahah the victim almost seems like he is getting aroused :S...

haha guy sounds like a frikken voice-over creepy

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Male 2,616
"Funny the instructer`s wee wee seems to to be stricken with rigormortis"

"4. He has a stiffy."

I`ve achieved enough erections in my time to recognize when another man has one, and this man does not. What are you two talking about?

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Male 4,004
rooster means penis I guess...I thought it would translate to weewee or shlong or something
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Male 4,004
1. His voice is deeper than Barry White`s.
2. Why does a man built like him, need to know how to kick me in the balls?
3. I fear his voice.
4. He has a stiffy.
5. If you kick with the tip of your foot, and hyper extend it and then you can`t fight...you kicked too hard, and, who cares, I know that once I get tapped in the sack, I am out, I can`t even imagine the pain of a full fledged kick...even worse...a big guy like him kicking my rooster, but aiming for my head, and using that gay hip thing...but for his sake, I hope he remembers to recoil properly when he does.
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Male 56
too complicated, i`m just gonna stick with "the knee-cap inna happy sack" method.

then run like hell

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Male 209
Okay, so the "victim" is comfortable enough for this guy to point at and have his shin snuggled into his crotch?
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Male 307
NNNOOOOO!!!!! dont spread these ideas around! its hard enough for us as it is without girls thinking that its ok to practice or perform this on random nonstalkerish guys!

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Male 2,616
OH GOD! Ban this video immediately! If it gets into the wrong hands, it could put a serious damper on my sex life.

He sounds like Andre the giant.

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Male 376
the definition of overkill
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Male 32
that cant be his real voice..
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Male 272
haha his voice reminded me of anti-helium. lol
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Male 317
Yea, try that, i`m sure any person wouldn`t get punched in the face while in preparation.
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Male 407
That guy`s voice is just disturbing. It`s paranormal.
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Male 429
Funny the instructer`s wee wee seems to to be stricken with rigormortis while teaching how to kick someone in the balls...
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Male 20,196
Link: How to Kick a Guy in the Balls [Rate Link] - Expert self-defense video instructional on how to apply a groin kick to an attacker.
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