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Date: 12/04/07 02:01 AM

52 Responses to How to Kick a Guy in the Balls

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    December 3, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    Link: How to Kick a Guy in the Balls - Expert self-defense video instructional on how to apply a groin kick to an attacker.
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    Lawviz Male 18-29
    429 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 2:11 am
    Funny the instructer`s wee wee seems to to be stricken with rigormortis while teaching how to kick someone in the balls...
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    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 2:18 am
    That guy`s voice is just disturbing. It`s paranormal.
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    Lost_In_Time Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2007 at 2:28 am
    Yea, try that, i`m sure any person wouldn`t get punched in the face while in preparation.
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    eagles5 Male 13-17
    272 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 2:43 am
    haha his voice reminded me of anti-helium. lol
  6. Profile photo of Lavisival
    Lavisival Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2007 at 2:50 am
    that cant be his real voice..
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    blargendarg Male 30-39
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    December 4, 2007 at 3:08 am
    the definition of overkill
  8. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:16 am
    OH GOD! Ban this video immediately! If it gets into the wrong hands, it could put a serious damper on my sex life.

    He sounds like Andre the giant.

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    arkansas Male 18-29
    307 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 4:00 am
    NNNOOOOO!!!!! dont spread these ideas around! its hard enough for us as it is without girls thinking that its ok to practice or perform this on random nonstalkerish guys!

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    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 4:19 am
    Okay, so the "victim" is comfortable enough for this guy to point at and have his shin snuggled into his crotch?
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    rippedfish70 Male 30-39
    56 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 4:27 am
    too complicated, i`m just gonna stick with "the knee-cap inna happy sack" method.

    then run like hell

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    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2007 at 4:34 am
    1. His voice is deeper than Barry White`s.
    2. Why does a man built like him, need to know how to kick me in the balls?
    3. I fear his voice.
    4. He has a stiffy.
    5. If you kick with the tip of your foot, and hyper extend it and then you can`t fight...you kicked too hard, and, who cares, I know that once I get tapped in the sack, I am out, I can`t even imagine the pain of a full fledged kick...even worse...a big guy like him kicking my rooster, but aiming for my head, and using that gay hip thing...but for his sake, I hope he remembers to recoil properly when he does.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 4:35 am
    rooster means penis I guess...I thought it would translate to weewee or shlong or something
  14. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2007 at 5:00 am
    "Funny the instructer`s wee wee seems to to be stricken with rigormortis"

    "4. He has a stiffy."

    I`ve achieved enough erections in my time to recognize when another man has one, and this man does not. What are you two talking about?

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    punkitonic Female 18-29
    124 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 5:55 am
    hahah the victim almost seems like he is getting aroused :S...

    haha guy sounds like a frikken voice-over creepy

  16. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 6:02 am
    The instructor should be kicked in the groin, maybe that would fix his voice.
  17. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 6:03 am
    Because testicle kicking has been such a complex and complicated action before...
  18. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 6:53 am
    LMAO!!! "We wanna get the groin.." ...lmao!!!
  19. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 7:34 am
    Was anyone else expecting the big guy to cop a feel when he was pointing at the little guy`s little guy??
  20. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2007 at 7:59 am
    ^ No.
  21. Profile photo of Ditas
    Ditas Female 18-29
    313 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 8:34 am
    ^^ yes xD
    Anyway, he wouldn`t have to kick me anywhere, as soon as he started talking i would be on the floor laughing! hahahaha
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2007 at 10:46 am
    i highly doubt there would be a fight afterwards
  23. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 11:16 am
    So, this is basically something that any girl already knows...

    xD

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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2007 at 1:31 pm
    his voice is stupidly deep
  25. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 1:46 pm
    I`m upset that he didn`t actually kick him... :(
  26. Profile photo of BloodyHippie
    BloodyHippie Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    NO. Just NO. There are no curcumstances underwhich one man should kick another man in his testicles. Even if your outnumbered and outmatched it is not acceptable. If you don`t want to fight fair then carry a gun.

    I once had some dumbass friends who would punch eachother in the nuts like it was a game. They soon learned that I don`t play that game and if they do play that game with me then they had better be prepared to loose some teeth.

    For women it`s an acceptable means of self-defence aslong as you don`t wear steel-toed boots. If steel-toes are used then that is attempted homicide.

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    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    i think someone needs to take their retainer out.
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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    well i could have told you how to do that.
    also, why is his voice so deep? O_o
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:52 pm
    now they need to teach us how to do the penguin
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    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    eagle5. Anti helium would be tetraflouride.
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    WolvesUnit Male 13-17
    39 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    What if the attacker is a chick? Yea did not think of that did you?
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    robbery525 Male 13-17
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    December 4, 2007 at 6:17 pm
    iut wont load :[
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2007 at 6:43 pm
    lol. i already knew how to do this. but it was funny watching a video of guy on guy groin kicking.
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    Chelsea23 Female 18-29
    27 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 6:47 pm
    I actually thought this was pretty helpful. Guys are obviously stronger than girls; so whenever I need to use that method I will know how to use it correctly :]

    & the guy that was having someone`s foot in his crotch was pretty hottt. I`d like to practice some moves ;-)

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    citruspinman Male 70 & Over
    169 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 7:42 pm
    Bulge :\
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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 8:27 pm
    Shouldn`t this be off the internet like videos that teach you how to build a bomb :-P.

    This information is very dangerous when placed into the wrong hands, IT MUST BE REMOVED AT ONCE!

  37. Profile photo of WhatInThe42o
    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 8:48 pm
    BloodyHippy said: NO. Just NO. There are no curcumstances underwhich one man should kick another man in his testicles. Even if your outnumbered and outmatched it is not acceptable. If you don`t want to fight fair then carry a gun.

    You are so freaking wrong, man. Honor in battle is all well and good, but in a street fight, anything goes. Your goal there is simply to be able to walk away. I don`t give the slightest concern towards the welfare of a guy who`s trying to kick my ass.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 9:02 pm
    He does have a stiffy...very nice. ;-)
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    raesoccer15 Female 13-17
    14 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    haha wow lol ^yes i would think so and yes it is funny in every way I do not think that I could learn anything I think I was to distracted my the tone of his voice
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    Jesus_Wey Male 18-29
    238 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    he may not have a "stiffy" but it looks like he`s getting one. Maybe it excites him to get that close to someone`s balls. you never know, why do you think he had his voice faked like that? it sounds fake. otherwise it`s FREAKY.
  41. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 10:50 pm
    GOD DAMMIT- HE DOESN`T HAVE AN ERECTION, NOR IS HE IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING ONE!
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    kpforizzle Male 18-29
    224 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 11:04 pm
    dubbed with Rocky Balboa`s voice
  43. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2007 at 11:05 pm
    All right, all right. He doesn`t. You don`t have to take it so personally, AKappy.
  44. Profile photo of doodleduck
    doodleduck Male 18-29
    175 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 11:42 pm
    AKappy, what sex life would that be?
  45. Profile photo of shadow50001
    shadow50001 Male 18-29
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    December 5, 2007 at 12:21 am
    Hmm AKappy seems to be defending the "erection" issue a little too adamantly. Something your hideing mabey? i donno...
  46. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    December 5, 2007 at 1:55 am
    "AKappy, what sex life would that be?"

    The joke was that the only sex I get is through rape, and if the girls got their hands on this video, I would be rendered incapable of such acts.

    "Hmm AKappy seems to be defending the "erection" issue a little too adamantly. Something your hideing mabey? i donno..."

    Yeah, I`m defending his penis` honor. It just isn`t hard.


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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    December 5, 2007 at 11:19 am
    What the hell.

    People need a video to understand how to do this?

    Barely tapping them results in a chain reaction of about 10,000 differnet kinsd of pain.

    And no girls, it isn`t the same as you getting hit in the chest. That`s a gland, ours is an organ.

    Imagine having your ribcage pried open with a crowbar and then getting your stomach beaten for about 30 minutes with said crowbar.

  48. Profile photo of SweepOfDeath
    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
    938 posts
    December 5, 2007 at 12:39 pm
    YOU CAN SEE HIS PEENIS!
  49. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    December 5, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    wow... at first this comments page was about how easy it is to kick some1s balls, now its a debate on wither he has an erection... i dont want to get into this... if you can kick some1 hard enough in the balls that his happy place explodes, you kick ass...
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    December 5, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    Wow, I bet those confused blondes have got this so very difficult attack down now.
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    December 5, 2007 at 7:08 pm
    "For women it`s an acceptable means of self-defence aslong as you don`t wear steel-toed boots. If steel-toes are used then that is attempted homicide."

    Have you ever kicked anything when wearing steel toed boots? It hurts like hell for the person who kicked, almost split your toenail in half and you bleed for a while and it hurts to walk.

    Also,
    "NO. Just NO. There are no curcumstances underwhich one man should kick another man in his testicles. Even if your outnumbered and outmatched it is not acceptable. If you don`t want to fight fair then carry a gun."

    It is unmanly to threaten "I`ll kick you in the balls if you do that" or however it plays out, but to do the action is all fair. I hardly do, but I don`t think you all care on what I do to maul people.

  52. Profile photo of diablocat9
    diablocat9 Female 13-17
    45 posts
    January 13, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    Um...why do we have to know this? I mean who`s actually stupid enough to not know how to kick a man in the groin? Simply kick him in the groin. There`s no thought process involved.

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