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95 Responses to How to Get a Girl`s Phone Number

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 10:47 pm
    Link: How to Get a Girl`s Phone Number - So this question goes to all female I-A-B readers: Would you give this guy and his soul patch your cell phone number?
  2. Profile photo of Hellven
    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 12:50 am
    That was lame. >_>
  3. Profile photo of mastercif
    mastercif Male 13-17
    458 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 12:51 am
    ^agreed
  4. Profile photo of amonstrosity
    amonstrosity Female 18-29
    93 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 12:53 am
    the answer is no.
    i concur with the lame.
  5. Profile photo of kurush
    kurush Male 18-29
    146 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 1:00 am
    wow, that was terrible
  6. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 1:04 am
    Go read "the game" By Neil Strauss.

    Enough said.

    Never had to ask a girl for her number, They all just gave it to me.
    Never ask a girl out, they all asked me.

  7. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 1:05 am
    That guy Sounds like a real douchbag.
  8. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 1:35 am
    Errrr, that just felt very uncomfortable. No way is this going to work...
  9. Profile photo of penguinfogel
    penguinfogel Male 18-29
    142 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 1:46 am
    Wait why would you need this to work Pabasa?
  10. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 1:59 am
    of course its lame.
    look who posted it.
  11. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 2:04 am
    There is no way this cat has ever gotten any... at all in his life.
  12. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 2:09 am
    Yeah, I`d get on that.
  13. Profile photo of tyrice
    tyrice Female 18-29
    72 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 2:45 am
    i agree wit piano man. that shiz was lame ass
  14. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 2:47 am
    hahahaha OmG,is he serious? so many things wrong with that,first of all,if I had a nr in my phone sayin "cute guy" I won`t remember who the heck it is.And I don`t give my nr,I usually get them,decide later if I`d call or not.I HATE being called randomly
  15. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 3:10 am
    "Never had to ask a girl for her number, They all just gave it to me.
    Never ask a girl out, they all asked me."

    KMP, you`re full of crap. I will never ever believe anything you say ever again.

    And this video series seems to be worth my time.

  16. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 3:17 am
    Umm, no.

    I swear it.

    May God strike me down and lose my internet connection.

    Stephanie.
    Cathy.
    Emilly.
    4th which shall remain nameless.

    Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre.

    Never had to ask for their number, e-mail, etc, and they all came to me first, asked me out, etc.

  17. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 3:19 am
    And Again:
    "The Game" by Neil Strauss
  18. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 3:21 am
    Those where the girls of note.
    Ones which can actually be concidered "More Then just friends"

    Oh yeah, 5, What was her name again?
    Jennifer.
    Asian girl, met in The Royal Air Cadets.

  19. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 3:29 am
    That dude is a douchebag
  20. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 3:44 am

    KMP You shut your stupid mouth before I find you and hit you until candy comes out. Upon the dust of my ancestors, I vow this.

    And "The Game" looks like it`s full of crap too.

  21. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 4:38 am
    Interestingly (based on perception) one way to attract women is to do something that attracts their attention and make it memorable, so "The Game" might probably work (if it is what I think it is)

    Or you can go sissy-fissy and talk dresses with the girls, that would work too.

    Now if only picking up guys in a non-gay setting was that easy.

  22. Profile photo of elroy
    elroy Male 18-29
    62 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 4:43 am
    This guy couldn`t get a girl`s number if his life depended on it.

    And as for KMP, I thought the rule was that anyone on the internet who brags about how many chicks they get is someone who, in all actuality, gets none.

    I could name about 15-30 girls who`ve been "more than friends" for a night but I can also assure you they`re nothing I want to particularly remember. If I can, that is.

  23. Profile photo of elroy
    elroy Male 18-29
    62 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 4:45 am
    KMP, you look like a female anyway.

    You probably pull the metrosexual card and pick up weird emo women.

  24. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 4:46 am
    KoalaMeatPie dont post stuff like that on the internet. remember, everything on the internet should first be considered a lie.
    and then everyone thinks your just a loser sitting at home trying to impress a bunch of random people that really dont give a fu*k about you.
  25. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 4:46 am
    elroy....domn you beat me to it :\
  26. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 4:53 am
    is it weird that when i think cute Scottish guy, I think Shrek?
  27. Profile photo of elroy
    elroy Male 18-29
    62 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 5:03 am
    shamille: Yes.
  28. Profile photo of Lilith8984
    Lilith8984 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 5:54 am
    God no
  29. Profile photo of __Tigger__
    __Tigger__ Male 30-39
    108 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 7:06 am
    gANUS
  30. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 7:24 am
    its ty pennington!
    MOVE THAT BUS
  31. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 7:26 am
    So basically...
    As a woman and a clinical psychologist I would have to say that this is the LAMEST thing Ive ever seen.

    If it gets to the point where you get her number... my best advice...
    put the number in your phone, then when you are done w/ the night, or she has left, send a cute text msg- something like "just wanted to make sure I gave you my number as well" or "I just realized I didnt give you my number! had a great time.."

    This way, youve opened the communication, let her know that just because she left, your not trying to now pick someone else up AND it shows her that she left an impression that lasted long enough that youre still thinking about her.

    Making HER put in the number herself is stupid, and dont tell her what to name you, let her name it herself... Every time I saw that number pop up after that interaction I would thing "what a freak"

    and if youre yourself and something stand out? Great.
    If youre being stupid and it sta

  32. Profile photo of llefflar
    llefflar Female 18-29
    43 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 7:30 am
    So THIS is where the writers for "The Big Bang Theory" get their material. These are all the things that Howard Wolowitz does.
  33. Profile photo of label
    label Male 18-29
    20 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 7:35 am
    He never gave any pick-up tips though, this should be retitled to `How to use a cell phone and come up with a douchebag nickname for yourself at the same time.`
  34. Profile photo of satenya101
    satenya101 Female 18-29
    539 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 7:39 am
    No, i wouldn`t give that guy my fone number... and he`s weirrrdd.... but oh well, twas quite amusing.
  35. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 8:04 am
    I think I would cos` he was nice, polite and cute.
  36. Profile photo of gakuzuki
    gakuzuki Male 18-29
    57 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 8:09 am
    I was doing this in Japan WAY back in 2002.
  37. Profile photo of bcmummy
    bcmummy Female 13-17
    19 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 8:18 am
    Um... yeah. Cute Scottish guy?

    This guy wouldn`t get my number in a million years.

  38. Profile photo of millamopico
    millamopico Female 18-29
    122 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 8:51 am
    the answer is...
    maybe
    if i were insanely drunk
  39. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 8:54 am
    Ohhh btw he`s quite handsome, minus the soulpatch. If, with this video, he`s lost the ability to get women, I`d be happy to get him. And if he kept quiet.
  40. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 9:11 am
    Lol, This video is only the brim of the steaming pile of phail this guy has made.
  41. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 9:21 am
    If a guy actually told me to put "Cute Scottish Guy" in my cell, he would NEVER hear from me again.
  42. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 9:24 am
    I`m with millamopico. If I were drunk I might call him. But you also have to take into account that if I`m drunk I`m probably concentrating on walking and worshiping the porcelain god. So probably not either way.
  43. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 9:34 am
    ...He would not get my number.
  44. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 9:41 am
    alright... now I know what not to do.
  45. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    459 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 9:44 am
    little does he know she actually gave him the number for Douchebags Annonymous
  46. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 9:48 am
    Not only is this man ugly, but his sense of style is totally shot. NOtice the unkept soul patch that looks like womans pubic hair, and his pooty shirt that makes him look paler than a zombie. The way the girl looks at him also kills his credibility.
  47. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 9:51 am
    He would look better without the soul patch.

    And this wasn`t about GETTING the number, it was about putting the number into your phone, which I don`t think is the part people screw up on.

  48. Profile photo of fortychunks
    fortychunks Male 18-29
    10 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 10:15 am
    Is it bad that I wanted to punch him in the larynx?
  49. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 10:26 am
    hes too ugly
  50. Profile photo of Draque
    Draque Male 18-29
    9 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 10:36 am
    cheezy...i can so imagine someone with no social skills trying it like that...
  51. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 11:02 am
    T_T....no way in heck will he EVER get a real #.
  52. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 11:04 am
    Gah... This is not gonna work in real life. "Hey I had fun! Why don`t you call your cellphone using my phone?!" What the deuce?

    And no, I`m not gonna give that guy my number.

  53. Profile photo of Lyannovitch
    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 11:10 am
    Oh! I`d put him in my phone.....I wouldn`t call him Cute Scottish Guy.....I`d put *sshole...
  54. Profile photo of Giligadi
    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 11:14 am
    God, it`s like it`s 1983 again, but with cell phones. what a complete douche. off script, when he suggests that some woman tag his number with `cute scottish guy`, i`ll bet that at least 50 percent of the time she actually enters, "Not getting any from me guy".
  55. Profile photo of anGiE_O_o
    anGiE_O_o Female 13-17
    488 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 11:23 am
    god and there`s a whole series of this lame stuff O.o
  56. Profile photo of vomxtcandy
    vomxtcandy Female 13-17
    16 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 11:56 am
    that was a funny humorous thing to add to your name.
  57. Profile photo of Preposterous
    Preposterous Female 13-17
    35 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    Does anyone else think they look and talk kinda like cult members? With all the pale clothing and whatnot?

    Just a thought. >>

  58. Profile photo of pinker
    pinker Female 18-29
    427 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    You know if it had been a more charming guy this would work in the real world. Though I would let out a depressed groan every time he called and I saw that.
  59. Profile photo of Thejuggalo
    Thejuggalo Male 18-29
    18 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    the only way he would get a number is if he held a gun to her head.... so... yeah very lame
  60. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    It`s not just a cherry on top of your sundae.
  61. Profile photo of spartan448
    spartan448 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    This guy is just like those douchebags on "Keys to the VIP"

    You want real advice, be yourself, be genuine and honest.

  62. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 3:07 pm
    loser.
  63. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    *agrees with the majority of the comments here stating how much a loser/douchebag/ect he is*
  64. Profile photo of matsuri_aka
    matsuri_aka Female 18-29
    252 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    Ugh no. Don`t like the little beard.
  65. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    wow
  66. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    fancylad...you have hit a new low...
  67. Profile photo of Madamrose
    Madamrose Female 18-29
    2 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    Sure I would.. my number is 317-332-0670 :)
  68. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    (-_-` he looks like he wants me to beat him.
  69. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    umm....wow...that`s...interesting
  70. Profile photo of Cunilinguist
    Cunilinguist Male 13-17
    15 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 6:46 pm
    this is a very e-ngry comment session, funny th :o

    And that guy didn`t seem to have any idea as to how to get a girl`s number.

  71. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 6:49 pm
    all these video`s and shows like `the pick up artist` are f*cking sad.
  72. Profile photo of IMGAY4REALZ
    IMGAY4REALZ Male 18-29
    80 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 7:26 pm
    REPEAT AFTER ME...A NUMBER IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT THE CONNECTION BEHIND IT
  73. Profile photo of Vogt
    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    What. A. Douchebag.

    Douchebag!

  74. Profile photo of lovemeowmix
    lovemeowmix Female 18-29
    105 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    Um, let us just say that if I found out a guy was using some ghetto book to ask me out...I wiould be pissed. It`s called be yourself...
  75. Profile photo of calmelbourne
    calmelbourne Male 13-17
    169 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 9:58 pm
    lol what a loser
  76. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    My phone doesn`t have call display, so this wouldn`t work on me. :P
    I`ve memorized the Rejected Hotline number, so if a creepy guy in a bar every asks for mine I give him that. XD What I did before was put the number into my phonebook and when I was asked I said that it was a new phone and I didn`t memorize my number yet, and that I had to check. :D
  77. Profile photo of Swingin
    Swingin Female 18-29
    43 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 11:34 pm
    Dangit, that girl got his number, I wanted it!!! (Sar-casm.)

    No, neither his technique nor his soul patch will persuade me to give him my number.

  78. Profile photo of diegotx
    diegotx Male 18-29
    239 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 11:38 pm
    Is it bad that I wanted to punch him in the larynx?

    No, it isn`t.

  79. Profile photo of jkahoon
    jkahoon Female 18-29
    178 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 3:29 am
    This is probably the worst thing I have seen on IAB. Everything about that guy annoyed the hell out of me. You know what else is annoying? When I suggest WAY better links and this crap gets posted. >-(
  80. Profile photo of DrainMyFish
    DrainMyFish Female 18-29
    6 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 7:12 am
    yeah, i hate giving guys my number, like Razamire said, i hate being called randomly.
    and if I DID like giving my number out, no, i would not give it to that guy. "Cute Scottish Guy"? wtf, that`s lame.
  81. Profile photo of whyaskwhy
    whyaskwhy Female 13-17
    275 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 7:41 am
    he was really stuttery and disconnected. it made me uncomfertable, i would never give him my number.
  82. Profile photo of aToMiC_dOg18
    aToMiC_dOg18 Female 13-17
    208 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 8:50 am
    HELL NO. Him and his soul patch can go back to being annoying... alone.
  83. Profile photo of BrokenMind
    BrokenMind Female 18-29
    1 post
    December 22, 2007 at 10:47 am
    No. No # for you...
  84. Profile photo of emmaisms
    emmaisms Female 13-17
    20 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    No.No.No....
    No.
    Yuck.
  85. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    WOW, here`s something weird, I`m actually best friends with a guy who knows this guy. The girl in the video, this guy is actually drating. The man is a tool though and he understands it, this is the best way for HIM to get a number not to get a number in general. Alex here is wayy too uptight to be a normal person, any time he says something creepy, just replace that with something from your own personality. His creepyness works for him, he gets laid, it does not work for you.
  86. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    Allow me to reiterate, this guy gets laid more than you :P. He can impose his creepyness on you no matter how you guys reject it. Creepy is YOUR new cool.
  87. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 3:36 pm
    Damn that guy is a total loser. The only way he`s getting a girl`s number is by paying her to be in a crappy video.
  88. Profile photo of Wildshadow
    Wildshadow Female 13-17
    57 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    oops. i wasted room. srry. did you see the way the girl looked at him?!?!? :P she looked annoyed.
  89. Profile photo of CoFBunny
    CoFBunny Female 18-29
    171 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    hell no creepy little bugger...
  90. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 11:42 pm
    lol is this guy for real? his other vid is how to make eye contact with a girl. wow this guy is pathetic
  91. Profile photo of SHUGGAR_HI5
    SHUGGAR_HI5 Female 13-17
    19 posts
    December 23, 2007 at 7:40 am
    she`ll remember the interaction
    and how much i stutter...
    when i meet a girl...
    almost like...
    im reading off cue-cards...
    and im waiting...
    for the next one...yea thats the last card
  92. Profile photo of boisenberry
    boisenberry Female 18-29
    62 posts
    December 23, 2007 at 3:50 pm
    he gives scots a bad name. he`d get slashed to pieces if he ever came here.
  93. Profile photo of Jaiantopanda
    Jaiantopanda Female 18-29
    76 posts
    December 25, 2007 at 4:32 pm
    sure he can have my number; 867-5309
  94. Profile photo of Pepsic91
    Pepsic91 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    eww! Never!!
  95. Profile photo of sebuk
    sebuk Male 30-39
    7 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    For those who haven`t seen it here`s a text version..

    "Hi, I`m a total douche. I once chatted up a girl in a bar and think I`m an expert."

    (Turns to sister)

    "Why don`t you put my number in YOUR phone?"

    Cringeworthy. Then the classic claim that his name is scottish and that she should put his name in as "cute scottish guy"

    Oh god, what an absolute jerk. I only registered to post this comment because there`s not been anything too hillarious on here lately but this one was a comedy gem.

    That`s totally his sister.

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