How to Get a Girl`s Phone Number

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in
http://www.expertvillage.com/videos/bar-pickup-number.htm

So this question goes to all female I-A-B readers: Would you give this guy and his soul patch your cell phone number?
There are 95 comments:
Male 7
For those who haven`t seen it here`s a text version..

"Hi, I`m a total douche. I once chatted up a girl in a bar and think I`m an expert."

(Turns to sister)

"Why don`t you put my number in YOUR phone?"

Cringeworthy. Then the classic claim that his name is scottish and that she should put his name in as "cute scottish guy"

Oh god, what an absolute jerk. I only registered to post this comment because there`s not been anything too hillarious on here lately but this one was a comedy gem.

That`s totally his sister.

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Female 243
eww! Never!!
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Female 76
sure he can have my number; 867-5309
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Female 62
he gives scots a bad name. he`d get slashed to pieces if he ever came here.
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Female 19
she`ll remember the interaction
and how much i stutter...
when i meet a girl...
almost like...
im reading off cue-cards...
and im waiting...
for the next one...yea thats the last card
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Male 543
lol is this guy for real? his other vid is how to make eye contact with a girl. wow this guy is pathetic
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Female 171
hell no creepy little bugger...
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Female 57
oops. i wasted room. srry. did you see the way the girl looked at him?!?!? :P she looked annoyed.
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Male 11,739
Damn that guy is a total loser. The only way he`s getting a girl`s number is by paying her to be in a crappy video.
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Male 438
Allow me to reiterate, this guy gets laid more than you :P. He can impose his creepyness on you no matter how you guys reject it. Creepy is YOUR new cool.
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Male 438
WOW, here`s something weird, I`m actually best friends with a guy who knows this guy. The girl in the video, this guy is actually drating. The man is a tool though and he understands it, this is the best way for HIM to get a number not to get a number in general. Alex here is wayy too uptight to be a normal person, any time he says something creepy, just replace that with something from your own personality. His creepyness works for him, he gets laid, it does not work for you.
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Female 20
No.No.No....
No.
Yuck.
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Female 1
No. No # for you...
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Female 208
HELL NO. Him and his soul patch can go back to being annoying... alone.
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Female 275
he was really stuttery and disconnected. it made me uncomfertable, i would never give him my number.
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Female 6
yeah, i hate giving guys my number, like Razamire said, i hate being called randomly.
and if I DID like giving my number out, no, i would not give it to that guy. "Cute Scottish Guy"? wtf, that`s lame.
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Female 178
This is probably the worst thing I have seen on IAB. Everything about that guy annoyed the hell out of me. You know what else is annoying? When I suggest WAY better links and this crap gets posted. >-(
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Male 239
[quote]Is it bad that I wanted to punch him in the larynx?[/quote]

No, it isn`t.

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Female 43
Dangit, that girl got his number, I wanted it!!! (Sar-casm.)

No, neither his technique nor his soul patch will persuade me to give him my number.

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Female 1,589
My phone doesn`t have call display, so this wouldn`t work on me. :P
I`ve memorized the Rejected Hotline number, so if a creepy guy in a bar every asks for mine I give him that. XD What I did before was put the number into my phonebook and when I was asked I said that it was a new phone and I didn`t memorize my number yet, and that I had to check. :D
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Male 169
lol what a loser
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Female 105
Um, let us just say that if I found out a guy was using some ghetto book to ask me out...I wiould be pissed. It`s called be yourself...
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Male 287
What. A. Douchebag.

Douchebag!

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Male 80
REPEAT AFTER ME...A NUMBER IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT THE CONNECTION BEHIND IT
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Female 1,397
all these video`s and shows like `the pick up artist` are f*cking sad.
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Male 15
this is a very e-ngry comment session, funny th :o

And that guy didn`t seem to have any idea as to how to get a girl`s number.

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Female 1,492
umm....wow...that`s...interesting
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Female 2,695
(-_-` he looks like he wants me to beat him.
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Female 2
Sure I would.. my number is 317-332-0670 :)
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Male 572
fancylad...you have hit a new low...
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Female 681
wow
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Female 252
Ugh no. Don`t like the little beard.
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Male 1,497
*agrees with the majority of the comments here stating how much a loser/douchebag/ect he is*
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Female 1,070
loser.
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Male 43
This guy is just like those douchebags on "Keys to the VIP"

You want real advice, be yourself, be genuine and honest.

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Male 623
It`s not just a cherry on top of your sundae.
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Male 18
the only way he would get a number is if he held a gun to her head.... so... yeah very lame
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Female 427
You know if it had been a more charming guy this would work in the real world. Though I would let out a depressed groan every time he called and I saw that.
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Female 35
Does anyone else think they look and talk kinda like cult members? With all the pale clothing and whatnot?

Just a thought. >>

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Female 16
that was a funny humorous thing to add to your name.
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Female 488
god and there`s a whole series of this lame stuff O.o
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Male 356
God, it`s like it`s 1983 again, but with cell phones. what a complete douche. off script, when he suggests that some woman tag his number with `cute scottish guy`, i`ll bet that at least 50 percent of the time she actually enters, "Not getting any from me guy".
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Female 262
Oh! I`d put him in my phone.....I wouldn`t call him Cute Scottish Guy.....I`d put *sshole...
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Female 606
Gah... This is not gonna work in real life. "Hey I had fun! Why don`t you call your cellphone using my phone?!" What the deuce?

And no, I`m not gonna give that guy my number.

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Female 1,407
T_T....no way in heck will he EVER get a real #.
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Male 9
cheezy...i can so imagine someone with no social skills trying it like that...
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Female 2,196
hes too ugly
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Male 10
Is it bad that I wanted to punch him in the larynx?
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Female 781
He would look better without the soul patch.

And this wasn`t about GETTING the number, it was about putting the number into your phone, which I don`t think is the part people screw up on.

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Male 1,036
Not only is this man ugly, but his sense of style is totally shot. NOtice the unkept soul patch that looks like womans pubic hair, and his pooty shirt that makes him look paler than a zombie. The way the girl looks at him also kills his credibility.
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Male 459
little does he know she actually gave him the number for Douchebags Annonymous
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Male 10,440
alright... now I know what not to do.
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Female 486
...He would not get my number.
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Female 395
I`m with millamopico. If I were drunk I might call him. But you also have to take into account that if I`m drunk I`m probably concentrating on walking and worshiping the porcelain god. So probably not either way.
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Female 362
If a guy actually told me to put "Cute Scottish Guy" in my cell, he would NEVER hear from me again.
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Male 645
Lol, This video is only the brim of the steaming pile of phail this guy has made.
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Male 4,012
Ohhh btw he`s quite handsome, minus the soulpatch. If, with this video, he`s lost the ability to get women, I`d be happy to get him. And if he kept quiet.
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Female 122
the answer is...
maybe
if i were insanely drunk
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Female 19
Um... yeah. Cute Scottish guy?

This guy wouldn`t get my number in a million years.

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Male 57
I was doing this in Japan WAY back in 2002.
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Female 1,697
I think I would cos` he was nice, polite and cute.
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Female 538
No, i wouldn`t give that guy my fone number... and he`s weirrrdd.... but oh well, twas quite amusing.
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Male 20
He never gave any pick-up tips though, this should be retitled to `How to use a cell phone and come up with a douchebag nickname for yourself at the same time.`
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Female 43
So THIS is where the writers for "The Big Bang Theory" get their material. These are all the things that Howard Wolowitz does.
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Female 961
So basically...
As a woman and a clinical psychologist I would have to say that this is the LAMEST thing Ive ever seen.

If it gets to the point where you get her number... my best advice...
put the number in your phone, then when you are done w/ the night, or she has left, send a cute text msg- something like "just wanted to make sure I gave you my number as well" or "I just realized I didnt give you my number! had a great time.."

This way, youve opened the communication, let her know that just because she left, your not trying to now pick someone else up AND it shows her that she left an impression that lasted long enough that youre still thinking about her.

Making HER put in the number herself is stupid, and dont tell her what to name you, let her name it herself... Every time I saw that number pop up after that interaction I would thing "what a freak"

and if youre yourself and something stand out? Great.
If youre being stupid and it sta

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Male 946
its ty pennington!
MOVE THAT BUS
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Male 108
gANUS
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Female 58
God no
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Male 62
shamille: Yes.
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Female 831
is it weird that when i think cute Scottish guy, I think Shrek?
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Male 1,526
elroy....domn you beat me to it :\
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Male 1,526
KoalaMeatPie dont post stuff like that on the internet. remember, everything on the internet should first be considered a lie.
and then everyone thinks your just a loser sitting at home trying to impress a bunch of random people that really dont give a fu*k about you.
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Male 62
KMP, you look like a female anyway.

You probably pull the metrosexual card and pick up weird emo women.

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Male 62
This guy couldn`t get a girl`s number if his life depended on it.

And as for KMP, I thought the rule was that anyone on the internet who brags about how many chicks they get is someone who, in all actuality, gets none.

I could name about 15-30 girls who`ve been "more than friends" for a night but I can also assure you they`re nothing I want to particularly remember. If I can, that is.

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Male 4,012
Interestingly (based on perception) one way to attract women is to do something that attracts their attention and make it memorable, so "The Game" might probably work (if it is what I think it is)

Or you can go sissy-fissy and talk dresses with the girls, that would work too.

Now if only picking up guys in a non-gay setting was that easy.

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Male 4,246
[overreaction]
KMP You shut your stupid mouth before I find you and hit you until candy comes out. Upon the dust of my ancestors, I vow this.
[/overreaction]

And "The Game" looks like it`s full of crap too.

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Male 410
That dude is a douchebag
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Male 2,576
Those where the girls of note.
Ones which can actually be concidered "More Then just friends"

Oh yeah, 5, What was her name again?
Jennifer.
Asian girl, met in The Royal Air Cadets.

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Male 2,576
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Male 2,576
Umm, no.

I swear it.

May God strike me down and lose my internet connection.

Stephanie.
Cathy.
Emilly.
4th which shall remain nameless.

Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre.

Never had to ask for their number, e-mail, etc, and they all came to me first, asked me out, etc.

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Male 4,246
"Never had to ask a girl for her number, They all just gave it to me.
Never ask a girl out, they all asked me."

KMP, you`re full of crap. I will never ever believe anything you say ever again.

And this video series seems to be worth my time.

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Female 660
hahahaha OmG,is he serious? so many things wrong with that,first of all,if I had a nr in my phone sayin "cute guy" I won`t remember who the heck it is.And I don`t give my nr,I usually get them,decide later if I`d call or not.I HATE being called randomly
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Female 72
i agree wit piano man. that shiz was lame ass
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Male 699
Yeah, I`d get on that.
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Male 315
There is no way this cat has ever gotten any... at all in his life.
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Male 431
of course its lame.
look who posted it.
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Male 142
Wait why would you need this to work Pabasa?
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Male 4,012
Errrr, that just felt very uncomfortable. No way is this going to work...
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Male 2,576
That guy Sounds like a real douchbag.
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Male 2,576
Go read "the game" By Neil Strauss.

Enough said.

Never had to ask a girl for her number, They all just gave it to me.
Never ask a girl out, they all asked me.

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Male 146
wow, that was terrible
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Female 93
the answer is no.
i concur with the lame.
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Male 458
^agreed
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Female 302
That was lame. >_>
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Male 20,909
Link: How to Get a Girl`s Phone Number [Rate Link] - So this question goes to all female I-A-B readers: Would you give this guy and his soul patch your cell phone number?
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