How to Flirt With A Girl

Submitted by: Evil_Smurf 9 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.expertvillage.com/videos/bar-pickup-flirt.htm

Mr. Soul Patch strikes again. Contrary to what Patches says, here"s how you shouldn"t do it.
There are 44 comments:
Female 1
CAN I EAT YOUR EYES? WHAT!? he sound like a canable! This is not how to pick up girls but how to get a restraining order against you!
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Female 59
How to flirt with a girl: shave your soul patch.
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Male 36
Personally, I`m a Frankenberry guy, But hey, that`s just me.
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Female 208
I`ll take that bet.
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Male 36
20 bucks says that this guy has never been laid...
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Female 416
Role play something fun. Like divorce!

Yeah, that`ll get you loads of girls. B-|

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Male 90
I <3 you Lucid, funniest thing i have seen in a long time
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Female 395
Maybe I`m weird...BUT. When he was (in his eyes)flirting I thought the blueberry eyes thing was fing scary and I wanted to pepper spray him. BUT when he said it all serious like I laughed and I did think it was funny.
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Female 59
Can I eat your eyes? Yeah. Not hot.
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Female 2,695
he was reading off of cards.. also, he`s creepy.
please don`t eat my eyes.
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Male 308
Nevermind, I got peppered sprayed. Don`t try it.
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Male 308
What are you all talking about, that was really good advice. I`ve been needing help with picking up women for awhile now and I think this will really increase my chances. I`ll go try and out and tell you how it goes!
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Female 12
wow how corny.
ur eyes are like blueberries?! wtf
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Male 196
I think that if i asked a girl about her blueberry eyes, my own eyes would soon be a bit blueberry coloured around the edges..
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Female 59
damn i hate the way he talks...

so many random pauses

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Male 254
seriously wtf. I feel sorry for his girlfried which i dought he even has
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Male 459
I found that the best way to pick up women in a bar is to grab them around the knees and bend them over your shoulfer
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Female 110
So divorce is fun now? Hm..
And it doesn`t matter what your tone or energy level says, if you`re trying to eat my eyes, that`s just f*cking creepy.
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Female 1,071
Lmao Pabasa... =D

Couldn`t have set it better myself!

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Male 663
Damn that guy`s creepy. And probably a virgin. : D
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Female 17
"your eyes are like blueberries" creepy
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Female 1,492
if that guy ever approached me with crap like that. your eyes are like blueberries...What. The. Fu(k.

LMAO @ Pabasa

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Female 1,537
wow. "your eyes are like blueberries" what kindof shizz is that? and now hes giving divorce advice...wow..WOW...hes a sad man
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Male 142
Uh... eye eating?
Yeah, this guy has major issues... I don`t care if this was a joke or not, but he should seriously seek help.
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Female 1,306
aw, come onnn, he just wants a little bite of your eyes....

F*CKIN CREEPY!

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Female 818
Can I eat your eyes?
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Female 2,196
hmm divorce me, take the dog, eat my eyes for ur own selfish pie contest
that guy is creepy
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Female 223
Gosh, that man is such a creep-ass.

As a women, anything that he did right there would just freak me the hell out. Forget Patches there, the reak trick to picking up women is to not make them want to pepper-spray you!

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Male 2,160
$10 that this guy is only loved by his mother
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Female 192
I seriously hope that video was a joke.
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Male 699
Blueberry eyes? Well I always have fantacized have sweet sexual intercourse with Boo-Berry as he feeds me a bowl of his cereal. Yeah I need to find a girl who can make that happen.
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Male 416
What who say`s `` I really like you`re eyes there like blueberry`s, can I eat them ?``. I think women would be scared sh*tless, well maybe not with his posture. But you get the idea. It`s pretty freaky.
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Female 83
I think he`s just hungry.
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Male 288
Hmmm i suck at this kinda stuff, but seriously... role playing a divorce is his way of breaking the ice?
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Male 196
I don`t think we should take advice from a guy who probably never got anywhere near a girl. I highly doubt this guy even likes girls.
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Male 623
Your eyes are like blueberries... and actually I`m hungry, can I have a bite?

...seriously?...

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Male 609
Stop this poo from this guy.. it`s not good.. at all!! .. David delangelo is the GOD of picking up. if your not getting any chicks.. read his poo .it really works.. not this fool
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Male 10,440
At first he seemed legit but then he turned into a total duchebag.
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Male 411
You keep the kids and I`ll keep the dog...what a jerk.
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Female 761
I keep hoping the shadow of his hand is going to start making rude gestures towards the guy`s head.
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Female 761
If it wasn`t funny the first time...

IT WASN`T F$%#ING FUNNY THE SECOND TIME! Jeeminy.

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Male 991
Meh.. Not so funny.
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Male 716
Link: How to Flirt With A Girl [Rate Link] - Mr. Soul Patch strikes again. Contrary to what Patches says, here`s how you shouldn`t do it.
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