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Date: 12/26/07 12:25 AM

44 Responses to How to Flirt With A Girl

  1. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    December 25, 2007 at 11:34 pm
    Link: How to Flirt With A Girl - Mr. Soul Patch strikes again. Contrary to what Patches says, here`s how you shouldn`t do it.
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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 12:30 am
    Meh.. Not so funny.
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    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 12:31 am
    If it wasn`t funny the first time...

    IT WASN`T F$%#ING FUNNY THE SECOND TIME! Jeeminy.

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    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 12:33 am
    I keep hoping the shadow of his hand is going to start making rude gestures towards the guy`s head.
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    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 12:38 am
    You keep the kids and I`ll keep the dog...what a jerk.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 12:41 am
    At first he seemed legit but then he turned into a total duchebag.
  7. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 1:28 am
    Stop this poo from this guy.. it`s not good.. at all!! .. David delangelo is the GOD of picking up. if your not getting any chicks.. read his poo .it really works.. not this fool
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 1:31 am

  9. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 1:50 am
    Your eyes are like blueberries... and actually I`m hungry, can I have a bite?

    ...seriously?...

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    globpharm Male 18-29
    196 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 2:43 am
    I don`t think we should take advice from a guy who probably never got anywhere near a girl. I highly doubt this guy even likes girls.
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    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
    288 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 4:22 am
    Hmmm i suck at this kinda stuff, but seriously... role playing a divorce is his way of breaking the ice?
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    GloryTo Female 18-29
    83 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 4:44 am
    I think he`s just hungry.
  13. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 4:52 am
    What who say`s `` I really like you`re eyes there like blueberry`s, can I eat them ?``. I think women would be scared sh*tless, well maybe not with his posture. But you get the idea. It`s pretty freaky.
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    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 5:11 am
    Blueberry eyes? Well I always have fantacized have sweet sexual intercourse with Boo-Berry as he feeds me a bowl of his cereal. Yeah I need to find a girl who can make that happen.
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    karenina Female 13-17
    192 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 7:14 am
    I seriously hope that video was a joke.
  16. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 7:28 am
    $10 that this guy is only loved by his mother
  17. Profile photo of xdonutx
    xdonutx Female 13-17
    223 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 8:07 am
    Gosh, that man is such a creep-ass.

    As a women, anything that he did right there would just freak me the hell out. Forget Patches there, the reak trick to picking up women is to not make them want to pepper-spray you!

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    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 8:44 am
    hmm divorce me, take the dog, eat my eyes for ur own selfish pie contest
    that guy is creepy
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    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 8:56 am
    Can I eat your eyes?
  20. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 9:07 am
    aw, come onnn, he just wants a little bite of your eyes....

    F*CKIN CREEPY!

  21. Profile photo of Odd_Mindset
    Odd_Mindset Male 13-17
    142 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 9:12 am
    Uh... eye eating?
    Yeah, this guy has major issues... I don`t care if this was a joke or not, but he should seriously seek help.
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    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1517 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 9:39 am
    wow. "your eyes are like blueberries" what kindof shizz is that? and now hes giving divorce advice...wow..WOW...hes a sad man
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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 10:11 am
    if that guy ever approached me with crap like that. your eyes are like blueberries...What. The. Fu(k.

    LMAO @ Pabasa

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    the_username Female 18-29
    17 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 10:20 am
    "your eyes are like blueberries" creepy
  25. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    Damn that guy`s creepy. And probably a virgin. : D
  26. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 12:20 pm
    Lmao Pabasa... =D

    Couldn`t have set it better myself!

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    GreenDay1039 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    So divorce is fun now? Hm..
    And it doesn`t matter what your tone or energy level says, if you`re trying to eat my eyes, that`s just f*cking creepy.
  28. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    459 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 1:22 pm
    I found that the best way to pick up women in a bar is to grab them around the knees and bend them over your shoulfer
  29. Profile photo of simcon
    simcon Male 13-17
    254 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    seriously wtf. I feel sorry for his girlfried which i dought he even has
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    iggoramma27 Female 13-17
    59 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    damn i hate the way he talks...

    so many random pauses

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    Manar Male 30-39
    196 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 3:48 pm
    I think that if i asked a girl about her blueberry eyes, my own eyes would soon be a bit blueberry coloured around the edges..
  32. Profile photo of abbiee07
    abbiee07 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 3:48 pm
    wow how corny.
    ur eyes are like blueberries?! wtf
  33. Profile photo of lucid_wizard
    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
    308 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    What are you all talking about, that was really good advice. I`ve been needing help with picking up women for awhile now and I think this will really increase my chances. I`ll go try and out and tell you how it goes!
  34. Profile photo of lucid_wizard
    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
    308 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    Nevermind, I got peppered sprayed. Don`t try it.
  35. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 5:12 pm
    he was reading off of cards.. also, he`s creepy.
    please don`t eat my eyes.
  36. Profile photo of Kinvara
    Kinvara Female 18-29
    59 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 6:22 pm
    Can I eat your eyes? Yeah. Not hot.
  37. Profile photo of freakyppl
    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    Maybe I`m weird...BUT. When he was (in his eyes)flirting I thought the blueberry eyes thing was fing scary and I wanted to pepper spray him. BUT when he said it all serious like I laughed and I did think it was funny.
  38. Profile photo of Drawstring
    Drawstring Male 18-29
    90 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    I <3 you Lucid, funniest thing i have seen in a long time
  39. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    December 27, 2007 at 12:05 am
    Role play something fun. Like divorce!

    Yeah, that`ll get you loads of girls. B-|

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    _TheDude_ Male 18-29
    36 posts
    December 27, 2007 at 2:17 am
    20 bucks says that this guy has never been laid...
  41. Profile photo of aToMiC_dOg18
    aToMiC_dOg18 Female 13-17
    208 posts
    December 27, 2007 at 10:44 am
    I`ll take that bet.
  42. Profile photo of duolon
    duolon Male 18-29
    36 posts
    December 27, 2007 at 11:48 am
    Personally, I`m a Frankenberry guy, But hey, that`s just me.
  43. Profile photo of skullylake
    skullylake Female 13-17
    59 posts
    December 27, 2007 at 1:36 pm
    How to flirt with a girl: shave your soul patch.
  44. Profile photo of Hajjar
    Hajjar Female 18-29
    1 post
    December 28, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    CAN I EAT YOUR EYES? WHAT!? he sound like a canable! This is not how to pick up girls but how to get a restraining order against you!

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