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Date: 12/19/07 12:24 AM

114 Responses to How Many Five-Year-Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

  1. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 10:24 am
    Link: How Many Five-Year-Olds Could You Take in a Fight? - Kicking small children is fun.
  2. Profile photo of IhartSqwerls
    IhartSqwerls Male 18-29
    174 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:32 am
    Bring it on baby, I`m scored to take down 30!
    <a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/1... no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">30</a>
  3. Profile photo of Hellven
    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:46 am
    "You could take on 19 five year old kids in a fight."
  4. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:51 am
    20 Five Year olds here... Im going to try again :P
  5. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:58 am
    "You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight."

    BRING` EM ON !!

  6. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:44 am
    18. I think they were just calculating my age.
  7. Profile photo of jussie137
    jussie137 Female 18-29
    77 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:44 am
    You could take on 18 five year old kids in a fight.

    Great... I suppose. :\

  8. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:45 am
    "You could take 100 000 five year olds in a fight"
  9. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:57 am
    Yep, thats pretty scientific...

    p.s.

    Is that Singstar chick inspiring urges to smash her face with a hot poker or is it just me?

  10. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:58 am
    I don`t know whether to be more depressed by the fact that this quiz even exists, or the fact that I could only take on 17 ankle-biters.
  11. Profile photo of JeffHatesYou
    JeffHatesYou Male 18-29
    205 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:19 am
    You could take on 27 five year old kids in a fight :D

    I`m pretty sure I could take more... Depends on how well organised they attack and if they all attack at the exact same time or something...

    If they come in waves, I`m sure you can knock out each one with one blow... But if they swarm on you and cling onto you it may get harder. So probably the solution then is to fall over and squish them.

    I seriously don`t have any moral problems with it... It could even be fun. Sure I won`t kill them but throwing those little midgets around and knocking them out seems fun :D

  12. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:47 am
    28. Wish I could actually try it out, I`ve always had the urge to punt some of those annoying little buggers.
  13. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:58 am
    17!!! that is like 5 17 year olds.

    which means i could totally take my little sister, who is 15.

    she is cruisin for a bruisin.

  14. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:59 am
    23 kids. I ate the rest of them.
  15. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:27 am
    33! Sweet.
  16. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:41 am
    26
  17. Profile photo of sponged
    sponged Male 18-29
    554 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:46 am
    23 woohoo :)
  18. Profile photo of zoogle
    zoogle Female 18-29
    269 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 4:15 am
    17, haha
  19. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 4:30 am
    20 here, but i would most likely stop killing them after lets say 50, but that depends on who started it...
  20. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 4:57 am
    ...full truthful answer is 38,w00t!
  21. Profile photo of seanromm2151
    seanromm2151 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 5:17 am
    i got 29!
  22. Profile photo of squinge69
    squinge69 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 5:22 am
    sweet 33
  23. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 5:25 am
    34 im a badass
  24. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:18 am
    23!

    hahaha

  25. Profile photo of AfterDeath
    AfterDeath Male 13-17
    101 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:26 am
    I got 20. Hell yeah.
  26. Profile photo of beeeeen
    beeeeen Male 13-17
    219 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 7:33 am
    10! haha lowest so far!
  27. Profile photo of phroedoux
    phroedoux Male 18-29
    364 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 7:40 am
    30! Muahahahaa.
  28. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 8:24 am
    i could take on 30 kindergardeners all i would do is pick one up and throw it head first at another while kicking the rest
  29. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 8:24 am
    Three way tie for highest 34.

    I used to work with children, so I have no sympathy for the little draters.

  30. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 8:30 am
    "You could take on 20 five year old kids in a fight."

    ...okay then. 8D

  31. Profile photo of BloodyHippie
    BloodyHippie Male 18-29
    148 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 9:36 am
    Well this is easily the strangest and most hillarious quiz I`ve seen in awile. Said I could take down 24 without weapons. I suppose it would depend on if the kids would just swarm all over me bitting and kicking. If so then that would be one hell of a way to go out. They would be fingerpainting with my blood and then probably pass out for nap time.

  32. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 9:44 am
    You could take on 19 five year old kids in a fight. Been there, done that...
  33. Profile photo of dijipo
    dijipo Male 13-17
    239 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 9:48 am
    30...
  34. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1065 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 9:52 am
    I could take on a total of 19 kids in a fight! YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
  35. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 10:31 am
    28! I saw this a while ago. I lol`d.
  36. Profile photo of Rufifi
    Rufifi Male 13-17
    480 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 10:51 am
    <a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/1... no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">31</a><p><small>Find <a href="http://www.medical-assistant-training-schools.org/licensed-practical-nurse.htm">lpn programs</a> near you</small></p>
  37. Profile photo of water_dragon
    water_dragon Male 13-17
    84 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 11:16 am
    lol only 36??? I would just scream SANTA ISNT REAL!!!!!! and they would just all run away crying lol
  38. Profile photo of minjofu
    minjofu Female 18-29
    360 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 11:36 am
    hmm.. 12.. I dunno if I should feel good about my restraint, or ashamed at my inadequacy..
  39. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:01 pm
    24!so cool
  40. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:11 pm
    i got 14, i just realised I can kick 2-3 feet yay
  41. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    27. But if the cup rule didn`t exist I would definately keep a couple hundred from being born. Hit the problem at the source ya know?
  42. Profile photo of iamralph
    iamralph Male 13-17
    29 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    23 yay
  43. Profile photo of bloody0angel
    bloody0angel Female 13-17
    90 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:37 pm
    i can take 33 XD BRING IT ON LITTLE PUNKS!!!
  44. Profile photo of bloody0angel
    bloody0angel Female 13-17
    90 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    i agree with water dragon XP
  45. Profile photo of beeheehee
    beeheehee Male 13-17
    61 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:48 pm
    40 little poos.
  46. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    no one took that truthfully haha. i got 30
  47. Profile photo of Ritornel
    Ritornel Female 13-17
    8 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    17, but it`s just because I`m short. Curse you height!
  48. Profile photo of kooshi_govno
    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
    313 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    22. this is the best quiz ive seen in a long time
  49. Profile photo of futuramafan
    futuramafan Female 13-17
    51 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    22. I thought it would be less.
  50. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    25 AWESOME!!!!!!
  51. Profile photo of SlippySanta
    SlippySanta Male 13-17
    147 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:43 pm
    To whoever said that 17 5 year olds is like 5 17 year olds is completely wrong. You could easily take on 42 1-year-olds, but could you take on 2 21 year olds? Probably not.
    Btw, I answered honestly and got 26. Woot?
  52. Profile photo of diceywawrz
    diceywawrz Female 13-17
    15 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:02 pm
    woo!
    finally got a user :]
    i can take 25 of those little snot nose brats in a fight
  53. Profile photo of jacobubub
    jacobubub Male 13-17
    136 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    if I was a 12 year old, obese, merciful, and had short stumpy arms with no fighting experience I would be able to take on one five year old. YEAH!! but my real number was 29. MUAHAHHAA. the highest is 39 i think.
  54. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    438 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    19, cause of my moral compus
  55. Profile photo of Lacey_luz_ya
    Lacey_luz_ya Female 13-17
    13 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:34 pm
    24. woohh-hoo.
  56. Profile photo of AlewaresXD
    AlewaresXD Male 18-29
    222 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    28 QQ
  57. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    30...

    i still feel this is a little low. There wasnt any questions about brass knuckles or improvised weapons.

    I know from experience i can take 40 (50 on a good day)

  58. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:52 pm
    ps. i know the rules, but if your fighting kids, who cares about rules.
  59. Profile photo of Viatro
    Viatro Male 18-29
    19 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:18 pm
    20 is not my age but very close. I don`t know how awesome it would feel to be victorious after tossing five year olds all over a basketball court but o.k. Not much of a fight to me but if THEY had some martial arts skills it would be more challenging.
  60. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    You could take on 10 five year old kids in a fight.


    haha. i dunno if i could even take on ten.

  61. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    "For the last time, that orphanage attacked ME. You all saw it!"
  62. Profile photo of tinyflames
    tinyflames Female 13-17
    98 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    25!!! =D!!!

    ive always wanted to know ^_^

  63. Profile photo of alaman1112
    alaman1112 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    21
  64. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
    271 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:50 pm
    14...I`m ashamed and proud at the same time :\
  65. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    23. I can kick past my own head. =]
  66. Profile photo of maiye
    maiye Female 13-17
    251 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    i cab=n take on 30
  67. Profile photo of andfoll132
    andfoll132 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    27
  68. Profile photo of Mandikins
    Mandikins Female 13-17
    147 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 5:21 pm
    23, biatch!

    Bring it on, f*ckers.

  69. Profile photo of Mariuana35
    Mariuana35 Female 13-17
    14 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    aww i got like 16 :(:(
  70. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 5:50 pm
    33 for me.
  71. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    25 O.o wow im surprised that i got more than most ppl here :D
  72. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    i can take 20 or 21 i dont remember what it said but for sure i can get half of them with my nuts
  73. Profile photo of Jay2645
    Jay2645 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:02 pm
    30!
  74. Profile photo of vanillabear
    vanillabear Male 18-29
    174 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:04 pm
    Heh. Nice starcraft question.

    23... yup. The only reason its not higher is because I need to take a nap after knocking 23 five-year olds unconscious.

  75. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:07 pm
    I can take 25! AHA!
  76. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:42 pm
    21!
    I bet chuck norris could take on.... all of them!
  77. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:51 pm
    15
    I could take more if I had a flag.....
  78. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    426 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    "You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight."

    Not bad. Pretty accurate I`d say...

  79. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    I got 26. i was taking it truthfully.

    i thought this would be a game or a video.. but the icon would have been different.

  80. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 7:46 pm
    25. I have a hard time believing that, though.
  81. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 8:14 pm
    Isn`t there like a rule that if you kill one, three more come?

    or is that bees....

  82. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 10:51 pm
    25 apparently.
  83. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 11:02 pm
    Excuse me, I`m going to go take on 31 5-year olds.
  84. Profile photo of rabbeseking
    rabbeseking Male 13-17
    152 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 9:48 am
    31 EFF YEAH,
  85. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 9:50 am
    i can take 28 of them little bastards ;D
  86. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    31 haha bring it
  87. Profile photo of jkahoon
    jkahoon Female 18-29
    178 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    27!
  88. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    37, BYAWWWW!
  89. Profile photo of mtrkar
    mtrkar Male 18-29
    8 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    I got 36. Btw, I cannot be the only person that has actually discussed this with friends before. I was so hoping this was a game when I clicked on it. Best game idea ever if you ask me.
  90. Profile photo of Duke13211
    Duke13211 Male 13-17
    24 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 6:23 pm
    33 i win!!!1
  91. Profile photo of Shiruba
    Shiruba Male 18-29
    108 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 7:59 am
    29, i think thats pretty accurate =p
    since i am so lazy :P
  92. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 12:37 pm
    27, bring em on! The hell with child protection laws!
  93. Profile photo of gamer15
    gamer15 Female 13-17
    119 posts
    December 23, 2007 at 1:49 pm
    <a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/6... no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">14</a><p><small>Want to be a <a href="http://www.medical-assistant-training-schools.org/xray-technician.htm
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  94. Profile photo of maxog1
    maxog1 Male 13-17
    145 posts
    December 25, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    lol 28 five year olds XD
  95. Profile photo of 1011872
    1011872 Male 13-17
    86 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 1:33 am
    Maxog is on my team when the 5 year-olds revolt. I can only take 21...
  96. Profile photo of fearthekrken
    fearthekrken Male 18-29
    180 posts
    December 29, 2007 at 10:54 am
    25 =D
  97. Profile photo of thxfrthmmrs
    thxfrthmmrs Female 13-17
    46 posts
    December 29, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    I could only take on SIX...wow...I feel pathetic...
  98. Profile photo of zecromancer
    zecromancer Male 18-29
    383 posts
    December 30, 2007 at 7:43 am
    38 :D
  99. Profile photo of MariRAWR
    MariRAWR Female 13-17
    145 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 6:47 am
    21.. o.o;
    THE HELL XD
  100. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    January 6, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    23 - I`m sure I could take on about 100--if I didn`t have such a soft spot. Now if they were bloodthirsty aliens with the same height, stregnth, weight, etc. as a human 5-year-old, BRING IT ON!
  101. Profile photo of treetrashish
    treetrashish Male 30-39
    23 posts
    January 14, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    I`m afraid Ihave to join the 5 yr. old army. Otherwise they`ll touch me with their sticky PB&J covered hands. THEIR STICKY HANDS!!!!!
  102. Profile photo of llamakilla0
    llamakilla0 Female 13-17
    230 posts
    January 15, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    ahaha 18.
  103. Profile photo of Can_of_Beans
    Can_of_Beans Female 13-17
    106 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 9:14 am
    wooo 19 ! NO MORE IGGLE PIGGLE!
  104. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    February 14, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    lol i got 21

    BRING IT ON!!

    lol i would throw on at em lol xD

  105. Profile photo of kickass9
    kickass9 Male 13-17
    177 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    <a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/3... no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">16</a><p></p>
  106. Profile photo of KyleKorth
    KyleKorth Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    30...seems kind of low...
  107. Profile photo of clemsonrox
    clemsonrox Female 13-17
    131 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    19... I feel wimpy now....
  108. Profile photo of Chelsea02
    Chelsea02 Female 13-17
    11 posts
    January 22, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    28 five year old kids...That`s not too bad, I guess.
  109. Profile photo of joklocke
    joklocke Male 13-17
    41 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    39!!!!! (highest number im pretty sure...) because i am a descendant of CHUCK NORRIS
  110. Profile photo of Kayteaface
    Kayteaface Female 13-17
    133 posts
    May 11, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    18.
    I don`t need a quiz to tell me I`d be useless at fighting little kids, though, I already knew that!
  111. Profile photo of Mysecretside
    Mysecretside Female 13-17
    18 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    20.My friend got in a fight with some five year olds in a bathroom and he came back to class(after like 10 minutes)with bruises and a warning to not make fun of any kindergardeners.I fell in the floor laughing but took the warning to heart.
  112. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    357 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 11:39 am
    25 RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR
  113. Profile photo of Jammacan
    Jammacan Female 13-17
    155 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 1:53 am
    28! Bring it ON!
  114. Profile photo of dvdtjee
    dvdtjee Female 13-17
    12 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    20! it`s because i`m focking not fat! but i can even beat up a fat pig !!

    rasta medamic :)

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