How Many Five-Year-Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

Submitted by: TabooPoison 9 years ago in Quizzes
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Kicking small children is fun.
There are 112 comments:
Female 12
20! it`s because i`m focking not fat! but i can even beat up a fat pig !!

rasta medamic :)
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Female 155
28! Bring it ON!
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Female 356
25 RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Female 18
20.My friend got in a fight with some five year olds in a bathroom and he came back to class(after like 10 minutes)with bruises and a warning to not make fun of any kindergardeners.I fell in the floor laughing but took the warning to heart.
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Female 133
18.
I don`t need a quiz to tell me I`d be useless at fighting little kids, though, I already knew that!
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Male 41
39!!!!! (highest number im pretty sure...) because i am a descendant of CHUCK NORRIS
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Female 11
28 five year old kids...That`s not too bad, I guess.
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Female 131
19... I feel wimpy now....
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Male 176
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Male 498
lol i got 21

BRING IT ON!!

lol i would throw on at em lol xD

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Female 106
wooo 19 ! NO MORE IGGLE PIGGLE!
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Female 230
ahaha 18.
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Male 23
I`m afraid Ihave to join the 5 yr. old army. Otherwise they`ll touch me with their sticky PB&J covered hands. THEIR STICKY HANDS!!!!!
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Female 2,064
23 - I`m sure I could take on about 100--if I didn`t have such a soft spot. Now if they were bloodthirsty aliens with the same height, stregnth, weight, etc. as a human 5-year-old, BRING IT ON!
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Female 145
21.. o.o;
THE HELL XD
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Male 383
38 :D
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Female 46
I could only take on SIX...wow...I feel pathetic...
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Male 180
25 =D
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Male 86
Maxog is on my team when the 5 year-olds revolt. I can only take 21...
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Male 145
lol 28 five year olds XD
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Female 119
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Male 358
27, bring em on! The hell with child protection laws!
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Male 108
29, i think thats pretty accurate =p
since i am so lazy :P
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Male 24
33 i win!!!1
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Male 8
I got 36. Btw, I cannot be the only person that has actually discussed this with friends before. I was so hoping this was a game when I clicked on it. Best game idea ever if you ask me.
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Male 774
37, BYAWWWW!
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Female 178
27!
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Male 442
31 haha bring it
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Male 3,619
i can take 28 of them little bastards ;D
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Male 152
31 EFF YEAH,
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Male 777
Excuse me, I`m going to go take on 31 5-year olds.
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Male 10,440
25 apparently.
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Female 1,397
Isn`t there like a rule that if you kill one, three more come?

or is that bees....

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Male 734
25. I have a hard time believing that, though.
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Male 957
I got 26. i was taking it truthfully.

i thought this would be a game or a video.. but the icon would have been different.

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Male 425
"You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight."

Not bad. Pretty accurate I`d say...

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Female 403
15
I could take more if I had a flag.....
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Male 1,583
21!
I bet chuck norris could take on.... all of them!
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Male 1,289
I can take 25! AHA!
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Male 174
Heh. Nice starcraft question.

23... yup. The only reason its not higher is because I need to take a nap after knocking 23 five-year olds unconscious.

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Male 140
30!
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Male 208
i can take 20 or 21 i dont remember what it said but for sure i can get half of them with my nuts
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Male 1,837
25 O.o wow im surprised that i got more than most ppl here :D
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Male 1,149
33 for me.
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Female 14
aww i got like 16 :(:(
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Female 147
23, biatch!

Bring it on, f*ckers.

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Male 74
27
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Female 251
i cab=n take on 30
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Female 1,231
23. I can kick past my own head. =]
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Male 271
14...I`m ashamed and proud at the same time :\
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Male 43
21
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Female 97
25!!! =D!!!

ive always wanted to know ^_^

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Male 1,497
"For the last time, that orphanage attacked ME. You all saw it!"
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Female 2,084

You could take on 10 five year old kids in a fight.


haha. i dunno if i could even take on ten.

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Male 19
20 is not my age but very close. I don`t know how awesome it would feel to be victorious after tossing five year olds all over a basketball court but o.k. Not much of a fight to me but if THEY had some martial arts skills it would be more challenging.
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Male 336
ps. i know the rules, but if your fighting kids, who cares about rules.
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Male 336
30...

i still feel this is a little low. There wasnt any questions about brass knuckles or improvised weapons.

I know from experience i can take 40 (50 on a good day)

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Male 222
28 QQ
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Female 13
24. woohh-hoo.
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Male 437
19, cause of my moral compus
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Male 136
if I was a 12 year old, obese, merciful, and had short stumpy arms with no fighting experience I would be able to take on one five year old. YEAH!! but my real number was 29. MUAHAHHAA. the highest is 39 i think.
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Female 15
woo!
finally got a user :]
i can take 25 of those little snot nose brats in a fight
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Male 147
To whoever said that 17 5 year olds is like 5 17 year olds is completely wrong. You could easily take on 42 1-year-olds, but could you take on 2 21 year olds? Probably not.
Btw, I answered honestly and got 26. Woot?
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Female 1,397
25 AWESOME!!!!!!
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Female 51
22. I thought it would be less.
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Male 313
22. this is the best quiz ive seen in a long time
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Female 8
17, but it`s just because I`m short. Curse you height!
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Male 1,141
no one took that truthfully haha. i got 30
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Male 61
40 little poos.
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Female 90
i agree with water dragon XP
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Female 90
i can take 33 XD BRING IT ON LITTLE PUNKS!!!
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Male 29
23 yay
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Male 576
27. But if the cup rule didn`t exist I would definately keep a couple hundred from being born. Hit the problem at the source ya know?
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Female 449
i got 14, i just realised I can kick 2-3 feet yay
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Female 352
24!so cool
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Female 360
hmm.. 12.. I dunno if I should feel good about my restraint, or ashamed at my inadequacy..
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Male 84
lol only 36??? I would just scream SANTA ISNT REAL!!!!!! and they would just all run away crying lol
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Male 480
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Female 1,063
I could take on a total of 19 kids in a fight! YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
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Male 238
30...
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Male 773
You could take on 19 five year old kids in a fight. Been there, done that...
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Male 147
Well this is easily the strangest and most hillarious quiz I`ve seen in awile. Said I could take down 24 without weapons. I suppose it would depend on if the kids would just swarm all over me bitting and kicking. If so then that would be one hell of a way to go out. They would be fingerpainting with my blood and then probably pass out for nap time.

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Female 1,002
"You could take on 20 five year old kids in a fight."

...okay then. 8D

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Female 663
Three way tie for highest 34.

I used to work with children, so I have no sympathy for the little draters.

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Female 2,196
i could take on 30 kindergardeners all i would do is pick one up and throw it head first at another while kicking the rest
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Male 363
30! Muahahahaa.
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Male 219
10! haha lowest so far!
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Male 101
I got 20. Hell yeah.
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Female 2,220
23!

hahaha

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Female 879
34 im a badass
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Male 59
sweet 33
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Male 276
i got 29!
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Male 2,160
...full truthful answer is 38,w00t!
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Male 2,004
20 here, but i would most likely stop killing them after lets say 50, but that depends on who started it...
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Female 269
17, haha
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Male 553
23 woohoo :)
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Male 694
26
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Male 315
33! Sweet.
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Male 1,036
23 kids. I ate the rest of them.
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Female 831
17!!! that is like 5 17 year olds.

which means i could totally take my little sister, who is 15.

she is cruisin for a bruisin.

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Male 1,407
28. Wish I could actually try it out, I`ve always had the urge to punt some of those annoying little buggers.
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Male 205
You could take on 27 five year old kids in a fight :D

I`m pretty sure I could take more... Depends on how well organised they attack and if they all attack at the exact same time or something...

If they come in waves, I`m sure you can knock out each one with one blow... But if they swarm on you and cling onto you it may get harder. So probably the solution then is to fall over and squish them.

I seriously don`t have any moral problems with it... It could even be fun. Sure I won`t kill them but throwing those little midgets around and knocking them out seems fun :D

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Male 4,246
I don`t know whether to be more depressed by the fact that this quiz even exists, or the fact that I could only take on 17 ankle-biters.
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Male 926
Yep, thats pretty scientific...

p.s.

Is that Singstar chick inspiring urges to smash her face with a hot poker or is it just me?

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Male 1,275
"You could take 100 000 five year olds in a fight"
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Female 77
You could take on 18 five year old kids in a fight.

Great... I suppose. :\

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Female 674
18. I think they were just calculating my age.
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Male 724
20 Five Year olds here... Im going to try again :P
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Female 302
"You could take on 19 five year old kids in a fight."
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Male 174
Bring it on baby, I`m scored to take down 30!
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Female 1,062
Link: How Many Five-Year-Olds Could You Take in a Fight? [Rate Link] - Kicking small children is fun.
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