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Date: 12/17/07 12:36 AM

51 Responses to Heavy Metal Parking Lot

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1277 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:27 am
    Link: Heavy Metal Parking Lot - I hate to admit it, but these were the kinds of people I used to hang out with in high school.
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    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
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    December 17, 2007 at 12:41 am
    lol..............>_>
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    beeeeen Male 13-17
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    December 17, 2007 at 12:41 am
    spelling! hand out! tut tut, terrible! you meant to say hang out...

    hehe this is quite weird, however, and belongs on the packet of coco pops, a popular English breakfast cereal.

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    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:42 am
    Did that one guy say, "I`m on acid, that`s where I am?"
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    Tymberwulf Male 30-39
    99 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:42 am
    Scary thing is these are the parents of the kids that are heading off to college now. Doomed I say, we are so totally doomed. :)
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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2007 at 12:44 am
    don`t listen to heavy metal.. it gets into your head.. and does something weird to you..
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    Berserk505 Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2007 at 12:53 am
    I think heavy metal is for under-developed people. It`s ok to listen to it as a teen or kid, but when you`re 20 or up, grow up you know. It`s pathetic really.
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    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:09 am
    @ Berserk505: To hear that coming from a guy who writes

    "Pieces of hell scattered amongst rubble that is filled with boiled red blood drops spilled in a heated battle of bullets and explosions heard all around, fashioned without plans but random and surprising to whoever chooses to bleed."

    in his profile page is a little bit strange.

    BTW saying that a type of music is for under developed people is presumptuous

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    arkansas Male 18-29
    307 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:31 am
    southern metal is actually more sophisticated than this!?!
  10. Profile photo of tiguno
    tiguno Male 13-17
    104 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:47 am
    JUDAS PRIEST RULES!
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    penguinfogel Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2007 at 2:09 am
    rock on dude
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    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 6:34 am
    I`d bet a million dollars my mom would be somewhere in that DVD. I don`t know whether to be proud or hang my head in shame...

    Ok I wouldn`t really bet a million. And I only say that because of the number of morons who would take me seriously.

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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    December 17, 2007 at 6:39 am
    "id jummp is bounes" and "yea im on acid thats where i am" of course "par-tee" also "best singer araaawoouunnnnnn"
    oh yea stuff changes
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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 6:40 am
    arkansas; how south are we talkin`
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    phroedoux Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2007 at 7:27 am
    what in god`s name was that giant black box thing at the end of the movie? That can`t have been a tape, there`s no way that in 2005 someone was still producing video tapes.
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    trebian Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2007 at 7:46 am
    hehe, I don`t think that girl ever got to jump rob halford`s bones..
    I saw this movie a couple of years ago, and it was hilarious.
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    ninjacookies Male 13-17
    77 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 8:21 am
    they all look stoned X-(
  18. Profile photo of th25tina
    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 8:25 am
    funny stuff
  19. Profile photo of arkansas
    arkansas Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2007 at 8:29 am
    discomonkey; i was using maylene and the sons of disaster as a reference point, and no one above missouri-tennessee-georgia can stand them. although i doubt you know what im talkin about in Europe.
  20. Profile photo of LadyAlathia
    LadyAlathia Female 18-29
    151 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 8:31 am
    So I was going through my husband`s concert ticket stubs... he saw Judas Priest FIVE DAYS IN A F**KING ROW... and the next week did the same with Black Sabbath. Every major city in Florida, 1991.

    Ah, the days when gas was $1 a gallon.

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    gakuzuki Male 18-29
    57 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 9:00 am
    Come to Indiana and you will still see this
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    manditaaknfv Female 18-29
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    December 17, 2007 at 9:33 am
    my mom is probably on that dvd too lol she was a metal head. well she had me when she was 18...so yea...goodtimes
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 9:43 am
    RAD.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    December 17, 2007 at 10:20 am
    This is why I didn`t have many friends at my high school. They were all out doing stupid stuff like that. Now they`re cleaning out the grease traps at McDonald`s.
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    dramapunk Female 18-29
    80 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 10:22 am
    Arkansas, I know who Maylene and the Sons of Disaster are; I saw them live when they where in SF they where okay. Nothing special tho.

    But damn these fool kids in this video must be so ashamed today, and if they aren`t they are still hanging out in that parking lot saying "Dude look how cool we are."

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    skypirate Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2007 at 10:23 am
    wow, just wow...
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    tantric Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2007 at 11:03 am
    XD I own that car in the background..... lol 1983 Toronado. Same color too. sweeeeeeeet I remember those days too! It was really boring unless you were really drunk!
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    December 17, 2007 at 11:17 am
    i`m on acid. that`s where i am.
    seriously. wtf?? lol.

    and that girl. all she could say was yea.

    ha. man. these probably WERE the people you hung out with in high school.

  29. Profile photo of rdawg
    rdawg Male 13-17
    64 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 11:30 am
    my media teacher showed us that whole thing last year.... funny poo, everyone should watch it...
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    SPANDEXcelen Female 18-29
    70 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 11:48 am
    Lol, I`ve seen this before
    not on here
    vh1 or something...idk :S

    ahaha, great stuff

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    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:48 pm
    I wanted a huge meteorite to come down and kill them all by the end of the video... alas, my fantasy did not come true.
  32. Profile photo of LadyAlathia
    LadyAlathia Female 18-29
    151 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    "Come to Indiana and you will still see this"

    Gakuzuki... that`s because Indiana is about 15 years behind everyone else. Fact.

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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    "
    southern metal is actually more sophisticated than this!?!"

    Yes but this kind of metal has less incest.

  34. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    Judas Priest are one of the greatest bands of all time. Heavy Metal is great. It got pretty big in the US in the late 80`s and produced lots of fans like these guys. If you met the people in this film today I guarantee that they`ve still got their albums, shirts and ticket stubs from over 20 years ago. Metal fans are dedicated and loyal. Metal has been going strong since the early 70`s and will only continue to grow in popularity and strength.

    If you`ve heard Metal before and didn`t like it from the start, you will never be able to understand what makes Metal so special to fans like myself and those seen in this film. It deserves a hell of a lot more credit then a lot of ignorant people give it and so do the fans.

    Heavy Metal is the Law.

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    72tour Male 13-17
    222 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    \m/ Hails SGB. What you say is the truth. Heavy Metal isn`t, won`t, and has never been just a passing phase like a lot of other genres. It`s loud, proud, and in your face. And in the immortal words of Joey DeMaio "Fu ck the world, Hail and Kill!"
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    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    Ah, I think I`m dating one of their kids. xd
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    sayian17 Male 13-17
    63 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:47 pm
    American Idiot.
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    bloody0angel Female 13-17
    90 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    the guy with no shirt was hot!!

    WOOT HEAVY METAL!!!!!!

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    Viatro Male 18-29
    19 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    There were clips of these on a VH1 metal documentary. Must be a lot of underdeveloped teens AND adults listening to heavy metal if thats the case. I am pretty open minded but I would never hang out with those folks who seems like they don`t know nothing at all but partying. The lifestyle isn`t always as luxurious as people may make it out to be. I still believe you don`t have to like metal just because your rebelling, or a social outcast, or even b/c you don`t fare too bright. The truth of the matter is theres greatness within all fields of life no matter how virtually impossible it may seem. If you don`t like it then don`t buy into it period.
  40. Profile photo of LadyAlathia
    LadyAlathia Female 18-29
    151 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    SGB: "If you met the people in this film today I guarantee that they`ve still got their albums, shirts and ticket stubs from over 20 years ago"

    I`m sitting in a room with 15,000 record albums. Some new, most old. There are also 11 electric guitars, five amplifiers and six speakers.
    On the CD rack (with 300 metal CDs, all mint) there is a box of ticket stubs organized band, date, and venue.

    My husband`s first concert was Iron Maiden in 1982. He was 12, and hasn`t stopped since.

    I love Metal Heads. ^_^

  41. Profile photo of LadyAlathia
    LadyAlathia Female 18-29
    151 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 5:21 pm
    Oh, I forgot to mention the closet full of tour shirts.
  42. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
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    December 17, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    Ahh, the Regan years. Who couldn`t use some acid? Just kidding! Rock and roll!
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    CeeJM Female 18-29
    92 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 9:58 pm
    "I love Metal Heads. ^_^"

    Me too, mostly because they are people who seem to be most passionate about their favorite type music. And they are pretty much the coolest muthaf*ckers around.
    :p

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    rabbeseking Male 13-17
    152 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 11:05 pm
    I`m a Punk, so watching this movie is like Sacrilege. You dont see a Mongoose watching a video of a Snake do you? I think not
  45. Profile photo of R_Lord
    R_Lord Male 18-29
    16 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 2:11 am
    Rock on Metal Heads!
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    YourHoNess Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2007 at 8:32 am
    My fiance is 10 years older than me, this was how she was at that age. How freaking funny!
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    franny Female 18-29
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    December 18, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    I don`t get it...
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    xsilentherox Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    Metal is awesome....the people in the video are stupid.....cant wait for the new Evergrey album to be finished, and cant wait the hear the new Mercenary album.....and if you didn`t know Matt Barlow is back in Iced Earth! \m/
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    xsilentherox Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2007 at 4:59 pm
    oh, and the dude without the shirt looks like Chuck Shuldiner....but that would be an insult to Chuck RIP
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    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
    298 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    rabbeseking...dude. are you f-ing serious? being "punk" and listening to metal is totally normal, haha. at my school, punks and metal heads are hardly distinguishable, and they`re mostly all friends with each other... and they`re not total posers. like you. also they`re not retarded like the dumbasses in this video.
  51. Profile photo of PJF1313
    PJF1313 Male 40-49
    68 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 9:32 pm
    Funny yes..just like the dumbass kids of today will look funny in 20 years.
    Metal ruled back then and still is king today!!!

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