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Date: 12/31/07 12:45 AM

78 Responses to Handgun Meets Forehead

  1. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 30, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    Link: Handgun Meets Forehead - It`s probably not a great idea to bend your arms at the elbows like that when shooting a Desert Eagle handgun.
  2. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    December 31, 2007 at 12:49 am
    I thought the "put your tongue back in your mouth" guy was talking to me.
  3. Profile photo of simcon
    simcon Male 13-17
    254 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 12:50 am
    AKappy your one funny guy rofl
  4. Profile photo of Hellven
    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 12:50 am
    Ouch. :/
  5. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 12:52 am
    lol @ Akappy, for the third time tonight.
    he`s on a roll!

  6. Profile photo of Inferno00
    Inferno00 Male 13-17
    150 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 12:52 am
    Rofl pwned
  7. Profile photo of Berserk505
    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 12:52 am
    did anyone else think "flat-chested"
  8. Profile photo of pahaha
    pahaha Male 13-17
    101 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 12:52 am
    lol at (a)video, and (b)AKappy.
  9. Profile photo of Berserk505
    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 12:52 am
    All you guys need to suck his dick already.
  10. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 12:53 am
    ^ Amen.
  11. Profile photo of Berserk505
    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 12:54 am
    They`re all yours, you can have these 13-17 male drats
  12. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 12:59 am
    THANKS!
  13. Profile photo of Inferno00
    Inferno00 Male 13-17
    150 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 1:04 am
    *eyes widen*
  14. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 1:07 am
    "handgun meets forehead" would make a cool band name...
  15. Profile photo of Berserk505
    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 1:12 am
    Headwound, sounds like an emo band to me already.
  16. Profile photo of Berserk505
    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 1:13 am
    screamo- you name it
  17. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    December 31, 2007 at 1:14 am
    My band will be called "Anal Leakage." I`ll be the only member.
  18. Profile photo of Berserk505
    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 1:27 am
    Akappy, that`s too country for me.
  19. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 1:37 am
    nah, I`d just make a noise band and call it xdfgnfhbkiooooooooo
  20. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 1:49 am
    did she have the biggest forearms or what?
  21. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    December 31, 2007 at 2:14 am
    First thing I had in mind when I saw this video:

    "Apply directly to forehead"

    P.S. I`d love to chip in with the AKappy talk, but what I`m going to say is expected anyway.

  22. Profile photo of loljessifa
    loljessifa Female 18-29
    264 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 2:17 am
    When it said magnum, i imagined someone walking up to someone with one of them chocolate icecreams on a stick (A mangnum! Dunno if anywhere else in the world has them, but at a guess they do because it`s walls) Anyway, someone with one of them sticking them to people`s foreheads.

    But anyway, lol, she had man arms.

  23. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 3:03 am
    Obviously wasn`t anticipating the kick :-|
  24. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 3:06 am
    That man`s shirt made me randy.
  25. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 3:12 am
    AKappy, thats the name i ALWAYS wanted for MY band 0.o
  26. Profile photo of psymonkey
    psymonkey Male 18-29
    45 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 3:19 am
    i`m sure there`s already a band called anal leakage

  27. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 3:46 am
    BOOM HEADSHOT
  28. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
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    December 31, 2007 at 5:24 am
    loljessifa, you have ice cream made out of walls??!!!

    That`s crazy!

    lol /sarcasm

  29. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    December 31, 2007 at 6:22 am
    phe, amature :P

    did anyoe notice hr humongus forearms?

  30. Profile photo of BarbwireRose
    BarbwireRose Female 13-17
    26 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 6:34 am
    did any one teach her to handle a gun?

    I guess AKappy can.

  31. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 6:38 am
    ya...that would be stupid to hold it with bent elbows,i own and carry a .50AE for personal defense and can say you keep your arms locked and straight when using it,otherwise it does that type of fun thing,other than that,if you know what your doing,is very good pistol,even if its useless past 50m
  32. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 6:41 am
    I thought the "put your tongue back in your mouth" guy was talking to me.

    LOVE ME!

  33. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 6:53 am
    you carry a .50AE for personal defense?! wtf? People regularly get mugged by bears & elk over there do they?

    Take out your assailant and the innocent bystander(s) behind him. nice.

  34. Profile photo of dibens
    dibens Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 7:28 am
    "you carry a .50AE for personal defense?"

    the guy is just compensating for something

    *Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! Eh?*

  35. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 7:32 am
    depends what ammo your using,look up the specs on various types and you´ll note that not all are meant to blow through a target,if i´d use standard or armor piercing shots,yes,i´d blow a nice hole in anything up to 50m behind that target also,with hollowpoint,no.Also,heres a question,if your gonna mug people,you gonna do it with other people who arent either gang buddies or someone connected to the crime around?I somehow never heard of that happening.
  36. Profile photo of dibens
    dibens Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 7:35 am
    oh and btw armed chicks are dangerous combination.

    imagine all those hormones with ability to kill.

    *shudders*

  37. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 7:35 am
    its nothing with compensation,its something with i dont feel like being in the morgue.get a life dibens,your not funny.
  38. Profile photo of DestinyFay
    DestinyFay Female 18-29
    55 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 7:36 am
    Of course they`re from Texas.
  39. Profile photo of dibens
    dibens Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 8:14 am
    Damn you, dibens, just when I tought now that I have a gun people won`t make fun of me.

    Lighten up, chum. I`ve been mugged several times. It grows character. No wonder this world is filled with emos...people just don`t get mugged as often nowadays and they start to think that being a crying pussy is safe :/

  40. Profile photo of PlatinumKate
    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 8:28 am
    [email protected] Y`all!!!!
  41. Profile photo of ball_dogg_49
    ball_dogg_49 Male 18-29
    444 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 8:49 am
    hey,

    that IS a good band name

    hmm..

  42. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 9:41 am
    unfortunately I`ve seen and heard of assaults occurring in public view. I know about different rounds, but yeesh. I`m having a difficult time wrapping my head around the effect of a .50 hollow point. Definitely a man stopper.

    Impressive, but I`ll stick w/my .45 Kimber and .44 mag. Certainly less expensive.

  43. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 9:48 am
    dibens,stfu as your from england and obviously would know drat all of guns,i´ve been shot 3 times and stabbed 4,2 times near fatal,that was in my job,so unless you really got a fking idea of what your talking about stay in your place and remain quiet unless you have something with a good point to say.
    and to Fuego,.45 is always good and .44 mag holds on par in power with the .50 auto about,but ya,your right,theyre cheaper,i chose the .50 mainly due to my prefence for autos.
  44. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 10:02 am
    You got shot 3 times, and stabbed 4 times, and the whole time you worked at the same job?
    Wow... you are retarded.
  45. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 10:22 am
    Mech, that`s like saying a baseball player should stop playing because he`s broke a few knuckles or a fly fisherman should put the rod down because he gto hooked.

    They`re called occupational hazards.

  46. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 10:28 am
    B-Hazard- Umm.. no it`s not. Big difference!

    Btw, what was your job vikingguy?

  47. Profile photo of dibens
    dibens Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 10:29 am
    If this was your own professional choice then stop whining about it, VikingGuy.


  48. Profile photo of Accurs3ds0ul
    Accurs3ds0ul Male 13-17
    272 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 10:37 am
    The only reason her forearms were do huge was because she uses them alot =o

    And vikingguy, wtf was your job, hunting with Dick Cheney?

  49. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 10:40 am
    lol @ accurs3dss0ul
  50. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 10:41 am
    by the way, 4 8 15 16 23 42
  51. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 10:42 am
    private military sector,mainly working in contract for corporations and doing instalation defense,and i´m not whining about it dibens,i´m saying if you do not know the topic or do not have the experience,then you should not act as if your all knowing and should rather remain silent rather than attempt to crack lame jokes and insult people.
  52. Profile photo of qweredman
    qweredman Male 13-17
    47 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 11:05 am
    BOOM HEADSHOT
  53. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 11:29 am
    her forearms werent huge look at her arms in the beginning anyway that was kinda funny
  54. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 11:58 am
    -B-Hazard- Umm.. no it`s not.-

    Yes, it is.

    I`m assuming he`s been wounded more than once because he`s gone back after it`s happened before.
    That`s called dedication, love and respect for what you do. You can`t have any of that without accepting the possibility the worst-case scenario may be right around the corner, whatever that scenario may be.

    Getting shot may be a little more extreme than breaking a finger, but there`s quite a jump in career responsibility between hitting a ball with a bat and being shot at.

  55. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    Thank you qweredman. That video totally reminds me of Counterstrike.
  56. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    Wow she has terrible posture
  57. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    Brings new meaning to `pistol-whipped.`
  58. Profile photo of luketoyou
    luketoyou Male 13-17
    101 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 1:46 pm
    Head shot!
  59. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    no, b- hazard, im meaning that those are life-threatening injuries,, not merely occupational hazards.
  60. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    If your occupation involves shooting at people and being shot at, there aren`t going to be a whole lot of occupational hazards that aren`t life threatening.
  61. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 5:30 pm
    Life lesson: Never take instructions from a anyone wearing a FU t-shirt.

    I tend to carry my .45 ACP S&W when I`m out fishing/camping ect. but, of course I live S.W. U.S.A. In most cities I tend not to carry no more then an Hissatsu. Regardless you need to know how to handle yourself in a point of contact situation or you could end up dead.
    MERC/private contractor/Somebodies has to get the job done!

  62. Profile photo of MNJ_gudluv
    MNJ_gudluv Female 18-29
    184 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 7:56 pm
    that was hilarious. btw, i also thought "flat-chested".
  63. Profile photo of daskapital
    daskapital Female 18-29
    19 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    That man was classy
    Eff texas
  64. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 8:29 pm
    Aw man, the description I wrote was way funnier. "Handgun Meets Forehead" gives it away. LAAME! Why do they change it? Oh well, at least it got posted. Hooray for me!
  65. Profile photo of KING_DANZ
    KING_DANZ Male 18-29
    124 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 8:37 pm
    lmfaoo
  66. Profile photo of cale_d_100
    cale_d_100 Male 13-17
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    December 31, 2007 at 9:59 pm
    lol akappy
  67. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    December 31, 2007 at 11:16 pm
    oh wow. that looked like it hurt more than just a bit.

    and lol to that guys shirt.

  68. Profile photo of thereforeiam
    thereforeiam Female 18-29
    241 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 2:06 am
    Well I feel better now that I see I`m not the only chick in the world with an almost flat chest.
  69. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 9:37 am
    b-hazard- True, but simply classifying them as Occupational Hazards pretty much just waters them down as they are also life-threatening injuries.
  70. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 10:35 am
    After reading the commentaries here I think I`ll have to add a new word to my "Scary Concepts" list.

    Private military.

  71. Profile photo of newbert
    newbert Female 13-17
    32 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 11:49 am
    His Shirt said: "drat Y`all, im from Texas
  72. Profile photo of newbert
    newbert Female 13-17
    32 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 11:50 am
    ^it replaced "I am a pretty pretty little girl" with drat^
  73. Profile photo of newbert
    newbert Female 13-17
    32 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 11:51 am
    What the F^uck it did it again
  74. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    January 1, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    lol
  75. Profile photo of chrisi1707
    chrisi1707 Female 18-29
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    January 1, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    LOL! The first thing you learn when shooting a gun, is to HOLD TIGHT!
  76. Profile photo of Wolla
    Wolla Male 30-39
    14 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 5:07 am
    I just love girls in bikinies with big firearms!
  77. Profile photo of Albo4life
    Albo4life Male 13-17
    81 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    the next Laura Croft. lol (i think i spelled wrong)
  78. Profile photo of mbor
    mbor Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    You did. The correct spelling is Lara.

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