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Date: 12/22/07 12:50 AM

81 Responses to Greatest Movie Line of All Time

  1. Profile photo of crichards96
    crichards96 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 11:12 pm
    Link: Greatest Movie Line of All Time - An awesome line from the movie Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. NSFW language.
  2. Profile photo of avidfilipino
    avidfilipino Male 13-17
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    December 22, 2007 at 12:52 am
    That cannot be real!! If so, then this movie was BLUNT as Hell!!
  3. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 12:54 am
    Whats with the crappy links lately?
  4. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 12:57 am
    Doesn`t mess around, does he?
  5. Profile photo of GeN_Ex
    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
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    December 22, 2007 at 1:10 am
    Seen it
  6. Profile photo of snoopdawgg
    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 1:11 am
    freakin repost again
  7. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 1:30 am
    that... worked?
  8. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 1:30 am
    hate to say it but... Fail
  9. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
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    December 22, 2007 at 1:40 am
    What kind of bs is this?! When does the shark ever get laid??
  10. Profile photo of hellavon
    hellavon Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 1:57 am
    I know i`ve used that one before, never works :(
  11. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 2:22 am
    I think ALF invented that line.
  12. Profile photo of Shnoorum
    Shnoorum Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 2:26 am
    Oh I`m definately not going to be late. After a wink like that, who would? The actual line was boring, the guy in the car was cooler.
  13. Profile photo of jkahoon
    jkahoon Female 18-29
    178 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 2:55 am
    What? No. That can`t be real! I`ve never seen the movie though, is it a spoof?
  14. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
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    December 22, 2007 at 3:07 am
    I love John Barrowman...

    Apparently that line was improvised and they decided to keep it in. Doesn`t anyone watch the Jonathon Ross show? He only did it for the money but it`s hilarious, the special effects are so cheesy...

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    kirby218 Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 3:19 am
    I don`t get it.

    How is "We`ll meet back here at 8 AM. Don`t be late." the best movie line of all time?

  16. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 3:27 am
    Has that guy read "The Game?"
  17. Profile photo of Tomolenko
    Tomolenko Male 13-17
    259 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 3:28 am
    kirby, im trying to figure out if your being sarcastic or not..
  18. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 5:00 am
    It`s even funnier because he`s gay.

    Gotta love John Barrowman.

  19. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 5:20 am
    This is what happens when you tell a gay man to try and pick up women.

    Unfortunately it worked in this case.

  20. Profile photo of FireEmerald
    FireEmerald Male 13-17
    174 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 5:39 am
    Wow if only life was that easy!
  21. Profile photo of beniscool1
    beniscool1 Male 13-17
    58 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 5:58 am
    repost of a peice of a diiferent post
  22. Profile photo of kooshi_govno
    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
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    December 22, 2007 at 6:25 am
    Whaddya say i take you home and eat your pussie? anyone? no? ok fine, i`ll just go play with myself.
  23. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 7:13 am
    Guy in the car was better... as was stated already. It did make me laugh though.
  24. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 7:32 am

    Typical.........They cut out the best parts
  25. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    December 22, 2007 at 7:37 am
    Looks like iab just lets anything on these days
  26. Profile photo of randomer
    randomer Male 13-17
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    December 22, 2007 at 7:56 am
    ANOTHER REPOST
  27. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 8:02 am
    ... that was a terrible quote! Jesus Christ, if you want a good quote, go get something from Pulp Fiction or Fear and Loathing or something that actually has some thought put behind it. As someone above me said, it was improvised. There have been some far-better improvised lines that I`ve heard. I mean, Jesus, are we lowering our standards just because he`s trying to be blunt and horny? C`mon guys. Not everything has to directly relate to sex. Even I know that, and honestly, most of what comes out of my mouth could be used as a sexual innuendo.
    Yes, it`s a funny quote. No, I do not think it`s anywhere near the top-ten best movie quotes ever.
  28. Profile photo of NiGHTS13
    NiGHTS13 Female 13-17
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    December 22, 2007 at 8:11 am
    I think by "Greatest quote" they were being sarcastic...
  29. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 8:11 am
    I read in imdb that the line wasn`t intended that way, it was a joke and since it looked cool they left it.
  30. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 8:14 am
    SilentxEm,

    Read this please

  31. Profile photo of Exodiafinder
    Exodiafinder Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 8:24 am
    This is so messed up. After I heard it I just sat around confused for a minute. I was like wtf, is this really in the movie? Now that I have seen this I am going to rent the movie and watch it.
  32. Profile photo of Talpa
    Talpa Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 8:30 am
    Repost
  33. Profile photo of hefalump
    hefalump Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 8:35 am
    Works every time. At least with a hooker.
  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 8:42 am
    Yeah, that movie is.. literally... the most horrible movie I think I could ever watch. It`s just so bad, you`ve got to laugh at it. And in the TV version, that line is dubbed over and it`s "watch I Love Lucy" instead.
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    kingdante87
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    December 22, 2007 at 8:50 am
    I don`t see what`s so special about "We`ll meet back here at 8 AM."
  36. Profile photo of alik180
    alik180 Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 9:08 am
    Okay, what`s up with all the reposts lately?
  37. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 9:19 am
    yea this tells me that this was from a terrible movie.
  38. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
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    December 22, 2007 at 9:53 am
    Worst pick-up line EVER. Jesus, a mentally impared tapeworm high on crack could come up with a better pick- up line!
  39. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 10:05 am
    This is so OLDDD... I don`t even need to watch the video or read the comments to know that it`s the "take you home and eat your pussy" thing.
  40. Profile photo of XRathsallagh
    XRathsallagh Male 13-17
    29 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 10:25 am
    ancient
  41. Profile photo of DudeGuy
    DudeGuy Male 13-17
    211 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 10:28 am
    I thought I am bored was designed to stop you being bored, not to make you bored...
  42. Profile photo of mikeyisred
    mikeyisred Female 13-17
    161 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 11:02 am
    for all of you who say that this is crap, think about it. it`s the best IAB could do with the witer`s strike.
  43. Profile photo of B3nt
    B3nt Male 18-29
    96 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 11:10 am
    SilentxEm, lighten up. Not everyone is a prude.
  44. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 11:32 am
    "SilentxEm,

    Read this please"

    Another great line lol.

  45. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 11:33 am
    So THAT`S what I`m doing wrong...
  46. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    December 22, 2007 at 11:41 am
    kirby, you must have missed the wink. THAT`S what made the line special.
  47. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 11:50 am
    haha, yeah, wasn`t this also inside of some other link posted a while ago? still funny
  48. Profile photo of phunknsoul
    phunknsoul Male 30-39
    86 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 12:02 pm
    from what i read, this line was improved and they kept it in. But the movie is great... in a bad way... one of those perfect movies to watch with a bunch of friends and make fun of... there are other great (horribly great) scenes too... and Chuck Rampart rules!! This movie is everything that Snakes on a Plane SHOULD have been... just crappy movie fun
  49. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    Well that shows what high standards that girl has set for herself.....
  50. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    Wow, what writer fell out of the no talent tree and landed on THAT film?
  51. Profile photo of armageddon23
    armageddon23 Male 13-17
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    December 22, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    there have been so many reposts recently wtf
  52. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 1:59 pm
    :P Children, it`s not prudence that drives me to write these sorts of things. It`s too much weed, too much time, and really not being too involved in what I was saying. I honestly don`t think that just because a line is sexual, it should be thought of as being better (or worse, for that matter).
    And for the sarcasm, obviously I did not catch it, but then again, it`s hard to detect when everything is text, is it not?
    Anyway, maybe you all should take it easy. You all over-exaggerated what I said. A hint for the future: Anytime I use exclamation points, I am not being serious.
  53. Profile photo of zecromancer
    zecromancer Male 18-29
    383 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    Repost, but still a classic line
  54. Profile photo of wwjrmd
    wwjrmd Female 13-17
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    December 22, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    i bet if it was the girl saying, "wana go home and me suck your dick."

    it would actually work...no sarcasm

  55. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    el oh el!!!
  56. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    I`m not realy suprised that worked... :D
  57. Profile photo of takerrules
    takerrules Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    Heh,the movies about sharks...ill EAT you p*ssy...
    Doesnt work on all women.
  58. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    works every time. *feels sorry for you losers that says it failed*
  59. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
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    December 22, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    Megalodon PHAIL
  60. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    BEst Line eVeR
  61. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 4:48 pm
    It would be hilarious if they went to bed and it turned out she had a penis.
  62. Profile photo of pandapo0h
    pandapo0h Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 5:44 pm
    LMAO. that was horrible acting.. and that line was hilarious.
  63. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    I just tried it, worked like a charm.
  64. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 6:12 pm
    hahahaha i don`t think so
  65. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    I guess I can see a 13-year-old finding this sort of funny, maybe, if he wasn`t too mature. But "BEST LINE OF ALL TIME" is a bit much, no?
  66. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 8:12 pm
    Coming on just a little too strong eh?
  67. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
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    December 22, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    .................

    I believe all I wanted to say, has already been said.

  68. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    YES!
    I`m going out and buying that movie now.
  69. Profile photo of minjofu
    minjofu Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    ha ha.. there were 69 comments before mine..
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 9:11 pm
    i never saw that movie. but uh. wow.
  71. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 10:19 pm
    I`ve seen the movie. It`s good for a laugh.
  72. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2007 at 10:37 pm
    that cannot be real!!
  73. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 12:05 am
    Worth it for John Barrowman.

    But, god this movie sucks.

  74. Profile photo of starwarsbob
    starwarsbob Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 1:52 am
    Awesome.
  75. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 6:26 am
    lololololol that was hilarious!
  76. Profile photo of Thedoomthing
    Thedoomthing Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 7:32 am
    That was total crap
  77. Profile photo of cat4556
    cat4556 Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2007 at 11:35 am
    Hey, that`s what my boyfriend says every Friday night!
  78. Profile photo of runeguy37
    runeguy37 Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 4:26 pm
    The actual story behind the quote... The actor was just kidding around (the kind of stuff you`d see on an outtake reel) and the director/producer decided that it was better than the written script and left it in.
  79. Profile photo of Sean_confer
    Sean_confer Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2007 at 12:18 am
    Damn I wish it was that easy!
  80. Profile photo of maxog1
    maxog1 Male 13-17
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    December 25, 2007 at 9:16 pm
    howd this get on HERE o.O
  81. Profile photo of CogWorks
    CogWorks Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    I might just try that line on a girl...

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