Greatest Movie Line of All Time

Submitted by: crichards96 9 years ago in Funny
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An awesome line from the movie Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. NSFW language.
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Male 5
I might just try that line on a girl...
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Male 145
howd this get on HERE o.O
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Male 172
Damn I wish it was that easy!
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Male 121
The actual story behind the quote... The actor was just kidding around (the kind of stuff you`d see on an outtake reel) and the director/producer decided that it was better than the written script and left it in.
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Female 20
Hey, that`s what my boyfriend says every Friday night!
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Male 100
That was total crap
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Male 572
lololololol that was hilarious!
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Male 46
Awesome.
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Male 731
Worth it for John Barrowman.

But, god this movie sucks.

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Female 1,492
that cannot be real!!
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Male 580
I`ve seen the movie. It`s good for a laugh.
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Female 2,084
i never saw that movie. but uh. wow.
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Female 360
ha ha.. there were 69 comments before mine..
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Male 392
YES!
I`m going out and buying that movie now.
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Female 1,065
.................

I believe all I wanted to say, has already been said.

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Female 363
Coming on just a little too strong eh?
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Male 870
I guess I can see a 13-year-old finding this sort of funny, maybe, if he wasn`t too mature. But "BEST LINE OF ALL TIME" is a bit much, no?
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Female 831
hahahaha i don`t think so
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Male 901
I just tried it, worked like a charm.
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Female 242
LMAO. that was horrible acting.. and that line was hilarious.
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Female 321
It would be hilarious if they went to bed and it turned out she had a penis.
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Male 609
BEst Line eVeR
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Female 1,063
Megalodon PHAIL
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Male 1,360
works every time. *feels sorry for you losers that says it failed*
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Male 236
Heh,the movies about sharks...ill EAT you p*ssy...
Doesnt work on all women.
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Male 3,619
I`m not realy suprised that worked... :D
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Male 1,289
el oh el!!!
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Female 21
i bet if it was the girl saying, "wana go home and me suck your dick."

it would actually work...no sarcasm

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Male 383
Repost, but still a classic line
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Female 670
:P Children, it`s not prudence that drives me to write these sorts of things. It`s too much weed, too much time, and really not being too involved in what I was saying. I honestly don`t think that just because a line is sexual, it should be thought of as being better (or worse, for that matter).
And for the sarcasm, obviously I did not catch it, but then again, it`s hard to detect when everything is text, is it not?
Anyway, maybe you all should take it easy. You all over-exaggerated what I said. A hint for the future: Anytime I use exclamation points, I am not being serious.
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Male 35
there have been so many reposts recently wtf
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Male 9,306
Wow, what writer fell out of the no talent tree and landed on THAT film?
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Female 295
Well that shows what high standards that girl has set for herself.....
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Male 86
from what i read, this line was improved and they kept it in. But the movie is great... in a bad way... one of those perfect movies to watch with a bunch of friends and make fun of... there are other great (horribly great) scenes too... and Chuck Rampart rules!! This movie is everything that Snakes on a Plane SHOULD have been... just crappy movie fun
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Female 352
haha, yeah, wasn`t this also inside of some other link posted a while ago? still funny
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Male 11,740
kirby, you must have missed the wink. THAT`S what made the line special.
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Male 315
So THAT`S what I`m doing wrong...
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Male 1,623
"SilentxEm,

Read this please"

Another great line lol.

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Male 96
SilentxEm, lighten up. Not everyone is a prude.
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Female 161
for all of you who say that this is crap, think about it. it`s the best IAB could do with the witer`s strike.
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Male 210
I thought I am bored was designed to stop you being bored, not to make you bored...
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Male 29
ancient
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Male 720
This is so OLDDD... I don`t even need to watch the video or read the comments to know that it`s the "take you home and eat your pussy" thing.
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Female 239
Worst pick-up line EVER. Jesus, a mentally impared tapeworm high on crack could come up with a better pick- up line!
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Male 10,440
yea this tells me that this was from a terrible movie.
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Female 78
Okay, what`s up with all the reposts lately?
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Female 15,763
Yeah, that movie is.. literally... the most horrible movie I think I could ever watch. It`s just so bad, you`ve got to laugh at it. And in the TV version, that line is dubbed over and it`s "watch I Love Lucy" instead.
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Male 70
Works every time. At least with a hooker.
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Male 179
Repost
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Male 14
This is so messed up. After I heard it I just sat around confused for a minute. I was like wtf, is this really in the movie? Now that I have seen this I am going to rent the movie and watch it.
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Male 4,012
SilentxEm,

Read this please

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Female 1,697
I read in imdb that the line wasn`t intended that way, it was a joke and since it looked cool they left it.
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Female 205
I think by "Greatest quote" they were being sarcastic...
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Female 670
... that was a terrible quote! Jesus Christ, if you want a good quote, go get something from Pulp Fiction or Fear and Loathing or something that actually has some thought put behind it. As someone above me said, it was improvised. There have been some far-better improvised lines that I`ve heard. I mean, Jesus, are we lowering our standards just because he`s trying to be blunt and horny? C`mon guys. Not everything has to directly relate to sex. Even I know that, and honestly, most of what comes out of my mouth could be used as a sexual innuendo.
Yes, it`s a funny quote. No, I do not think it`s anywhere near the top-ten best movie quotes ever.
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Male 277
ANOTHER REPOST
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Male 1,275
Looks like iab just lets anything on these days
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Male 300

Typical.........They cut out the best parts
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Male 285
Guy in the car was better... as was stated already. It did make me laugh though.
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Male 313
Whaddya say i take you home and eat your pussie? anyone? no? ok fine, i`ll just go play with myself.
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Male 58
repost of a peice of a diiferent post
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Male 174
Wow if only life was that easy!
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Male 4,012
This is what happens when you tell a gay man to try and pick up women.

Unfortunately it worked in this case.

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Female 2,220
It`s even funnier because he`s gay.

Gotta love John Barrowman.

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Male 259
kirby, im trying to figure out if your being sarcastic or not..
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Male 4,246
Has that guy read "The Game?"
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Male 103
I don`t get it.

How is "We`ll meet back here at 8 AM. Don`t be late." the best movie line of all time?

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Female 455
I love John Barrowman...

Apparently that line was improvised and they decided to keep it in. Doesn`t anyone watch the Jonathon Ross show? He only did it for the money but it`s hilarious, the special effects are so cheesy...

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Female 178
What? No. That can`t be real! I`ve never seen the movie though, is it a spoof?
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Male 194
Oh I`m definately not going to be late. After a wink like that, who would? The actual line was boring, the guy in the car was cooler.
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Male 732
I think ALF invented that line.
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Male 111
I know i`ve used that one before, never works :(
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Male 1,217
What kind of bs is this?! When does the shark ever get laid??
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Female 718
hate to say it but... Fail
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Female 1,070
that... worked?
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Male 480
freakin repost again
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Male 275
Seen it
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Male 777
Doesn`t mess around, does he?
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Male 650
Whats with the crappy links lately?
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Male 300
That cannot be real!! If so, then this movie was BLUNT as Hell!!
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Male 83
Link: Greatest Movie Line of All Time [Rate Link] - An awesome line from the movie Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. NSFW language.
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