Cooties

Submitted by: dierdrekali 9 years ago in Funny

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There are 71 comments:
Male 13
Shiggin can suck MY cooties. That was soooo cute. i believe this calls for an `AWWWWWW`;)
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Female 2
i remember when i got cooties :(
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Female 1,244
pidwidgeon "yaimhere, I thought the whole thing was:
Circle circle dot dot, now I have my cootie shot.
Circle circle square square, now I have it everywhere.
Circle circle knife knife, now I have it all my life.
Or maybe the kids in my area were just emo...."

That`s what I said at school when I was little

It`s a funny and cute video

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Female 25
XDXD How adorable...
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Male 25
What`s the purpose of the commercial? Is it to tell the kids that cooties is fictitious because they seriously worry, or what? I can`t remember if we really believed cooties were dangerous or not, but we didn`t want to catch it =) But I`m from Sweden, it could be different depending on culture.
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Female 39
I might tell my siblings about Cooties now...
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Female 39
I...feel...itchy.

*shudder*

do i has cooties?


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so dratin` cute!

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Female 2,084
lmfao. that was hilarious. i loved it.
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Male 2,199
lol that blond kid is a born actor....
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Female 943
"all i did was trade lunchables."
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Male 155
BRILLIANT!
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Female 1,306
cooties FTW
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Female 600
yaimhere, I thought the whole thing was:
Circle circle dot dot, now I have my cootie shot.
Circle circle square square, now I have it everywhere.
Circle circle knife knife, now I have it all my life.

Or maybe the kids in my area were just emo....
Anyway, once I got that shot and booster I seriously thought I was set.

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Female 5
Way too cute!
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Female 1,297
rock_jock, medics at the Bee Hospital worked at that one for many terms, eventually a theory came up that girl cooties dont affect girls, and vice versa, but they affect the opposite sex. it may have something to do with the fact that girl cooties are PINK, and boy cooties are BLUE. the only cooties that are universally lethal are the *insert name of snotty kid* Diseases, which you can only get rid of by passing it on. theres a report on it, but i cant find it :)
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Male 42
fkkking halliouz
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Female 81
aaawwww
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Female 59
If only the "Circle circle dot dot" vaccine worked on AIDs...
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Male 577
friggin hilarious!!!
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Female 2,695
hahahah.
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Female 111
We still gave each other the cootie shot in high school, except we would twist the other person`s nipples on the "dot dot".

I think we just liked torturing each other...

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Female 72
AKappy, I didn`t make the vaccine and I wouldn`t mock something that can someday save your children from the cooties.
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Female 488
but..

I think I has the cooties

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Female 488
awww the blong boy " what do I do now..?"
s0 cute
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Female 192
hehe gotta love elementary school!!!
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Female 122
I never understood cooties as a child. If all boys thought all girls had them, and vice versa, does that mean that there are two separate strains? Me? I`m free of boy cooties (I`m good about keeping the vaccination up to date) but I`m loaded with girl cooties, right? Meaning, I do need to warn anyone I date that I have girl cooties, but not boy cooties. Or is it that, one strain, on it`s own, is not harmful, but if you are a girl and catch boy cooties, you`re pretty much doomed? I will do some reading on this sensitive topic.
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Female 152
aw that was too cute!
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Male 522
Laugh if you want to but I didn`t listen to the warnings. Now I have cooties and I have to take cootitrex every day or risk an outbreak. Not to mention I have to tell everyone I date that I have cooties. Trust me,cootie flareups are disgusting and painful. Practice safe play and get your cooties shots!
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Male 1,425
ah, the cooties...those were the days..lolz
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Male 161
That was adorable
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Female 16
lol very cute
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Male 1,497
Nah, he uses multiple accounts to persuade buddy that people like the clip or game... or steaming crap pile...thats whats up with the 0 Poster`s linking crap...its all Fancylad!
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Male 212
heh lunchables
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Female 215
"Speak to your kids about cooties, before cooties speaks to them first." Hmmmm...now how exactly do cooties go about speaking to kids =|?
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Female 224
i plan to give everyone cooties
and to get my cootie shots so hah
but then id feel all lonely
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Male 160
I had cooties....and now all the kids pick on meh T.T
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Female 681
hah.
i remember in kindergarden
that was a BIG issue (:
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Female 295
The sad thing is that I`ve actually seen commercials like this one....not for cooties though
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Male 907
But what about the second vaccine?
Circle circle square square
Now you got it everywhere.

Cooties can enter through any pore or the skin and any mucous membrane. The pros at Harvard found that out years ago.

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Female 31
Haha! That was cute. I enjoyed it.
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Male 2,616
^ Cooties is the icky pretend disease you get from the opposite sex when you`re younger.

Oh, and yaimhere- rhyming "life" with "life" ... brilliant.

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Male 34
Can someone please tell me, one from europe, what the hell "cooties" is?
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Female 72
They forgot that you need cootie booster shots.
Circle circle dot dot now I have my cootie shot.
Circle circle square square not I have them every where.
Circle circle life life now I have it all my life.
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Female 146
Kid Aids!
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Female 184
That was great. :-)
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Female 1,545
I got my booster shot every day when I was in elementary school.

It`s been awhile since I`ve had a booster. I`m at risk...

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Female 1,832
LOLers Koala. We had the same thing back in school but years later, unexpectedly, my son gave it right back to me when I said he couldn`t play outside until he finished his mac & cheese. Funny thing is, is that he loves mac & cheese. I think he wanted to go back outside to reload or something.
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Female 1,832
^^^ Don`t feel bad, they do it to most everyone except Fancylad ;-/
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Female 6
I submitted this three days ago and they didn`t put it up, lol.
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Female 2,026
awwww so cute
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Male 1,275
This has just been waiting to be done
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Male 814
*sigh* misinformation, misinformation, MISinfORMation! There`s no way to have cooties without knowing it. If you have cooties, someone will ALWAYS tell you! That`s how i found out.
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Male 1,287
that was cute. I think I`ll go talk to my kids about cooties now.
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Male 174
Most of these kids are trying to keep a straight face and failing at it :P
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Male 79
^go get a sense of humor

AHAHAHAHAHAH That was pure win.

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Female 1,470
Gay and boring
Why is this on the highest rated list again?
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Female 1,412
omg. that was pretty cute =]

I just hope i didn`t catch cooties by watching it.

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Male 1,497
Cooties? Thats nothing...try getting that disease that the one dude in india(?) that made him look like a tree!
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Female 3,001
we used to believe in cooties, and i used to issue shots for 50p a treatment.
and it actually worked :D
i think i am designed to be a con man... :/
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Female 75
I...feel...itchy... *whisper-* i think cooties caught me.
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Male 4,246
Cooties: Scourge of elementary schools everywhere.
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Male 896
Oh poo! I might have the cooties already!
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Female 831
aw those poor exploited kids.

what the hell am I saying? those dummies! why weren`t they wearing their angelz?!

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Female 59
that is so freakin cute
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Male 626
Everyone has COOTIES! COO-COODIES COODIES COOTIES!!!
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Male 965
Last time I shot it at someone I got thrown in jail for the night.
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Male 2,576
Circle Circle dot dot?

We used Protection. Sheesh.

Cross your Fingers, Der.

We used to have a "Cross Fingers Cooties Gun" bascially, you couldn`t get it, and if you did, you cold shoot it at other people.

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Male 965
Pure genius.
Luckily I was inoculated.

Circle Circle Dot Dot!

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Male 307
1. Place file into Photoshop
2. Remove "Cooties"
3. Replace with VD of choice
4. ?????????
5. PROFIT!
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Male 2,616
Cooties AND chlamydia? DAMMIT!
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Female 14
Link: Cooties [Rate Link] - Do your loved ones a favor and get tested today.
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