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Date: 12/14/07 12:50 AM

71 Responses to Cooties

  1. Profile photo of dierdrekali
    dierdrekali Female 18-29
    14 posts
    December 13, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    Link: Cooties - Do your loved ones a favor and get tested today.
  2. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 12:52 am
    Cooties AND chlamydia? DAMMIT!
  3. Profile photo of arkansas
    arkansas Male 18-29
    307 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 12:53 am
    1. Place file into Photoshop
    2. Remove "Cooties"
    3. Replace with VD of choice
    4. ?????????
    5. PROFIT!
  4. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 12:53 am
    Pure genius.
    Luckily I was inoculated.

    Circle Circle Dot Dot!

  5. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 12:59 am
    Circle Circle dot dot?

    We used Protection. Sheesh.

    Cross your Fingers, Der.

    We used to have a "Cross Fingers Cooties Gun" bascially, you couldn`t get it, and if you did, you cold shoot it at other people.

  6. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 1:14 am
    Last time I shot it at someone I got thrown in jail for the night.
  7. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 1:27 am
    Everyone has COOTIES! COO-COODIES COODIES COOTIES!!!
  8. Profile photo of z00th
    z00th Female 18-29
    59 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 1:54 am
    that is so freakin cute
  9. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 1:58 am
    aw those poor exploited kids.

    what the hell am I saying? those dummies! why weren`t they wearing their angelz?!

  10. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 3:13 am
    Oh poo! I might have the cooties already!
  11. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 3:26 am
    Cooties: Scourge of elementary schools everywhere.
  12. Profile photo of anima_sin
    anima_sin Female 18-29
    75 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 3:27 am
    I...feel...itchy... *whisper-* i think cooties caught me.
  13. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 3:38 am
    we used to believe in cooties, and i used to issue shots for 50p a treatment.
    and it actually worked :D
    i think i am designed to be a con man... :/
  14. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 3:42 am
    Cooties? Thats nothing...try getting that disease that the one dude in india(?) that made him look like a tree!
  15. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 3:56 am
    omg. that was pretty cute =]

    I just hope i didn`t catch cooties by watching it.

  16. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 4:10 am
    Gay and boring
    Why is this on the highest rated list again?
  17. Profile photo of bigmoose22
    bigmoose22 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 4:30 am
    ^go get a sense of humor

    AHAHAHAHAHAH That was pure win.

  18. Profile photo of FireEmerald
    FireEmerald Male 13-17
    174 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 5:48 am
    Most of these kids are trying to keep a straight face and failing at it :P
  19. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 6:46 am
    that was cute. I think I`ll go talk to my kids about cooties now.
  20. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 8:15 am
    *sigh* misinformation, misinformation, MISinfORMation! There`s no way to have cooties without knowing it. If you have cooties, someone will ALWAYS tell you! That`s how i found out.
  21. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 8:18 am
    This has just been waiting to be done
  22. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 9:08 am
    awwww so cute
  23. Profile photo of Timpenin
    Timpenin Female 18-29
    6 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 9:33 am
    I submitted this three days ago and they didn`t put it up, lol.
  24. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 9:57 am
    ^^^ Don`t feel bad, they do it to most everyone except Fancylad ;-/
  25. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 10:02 am
    LOLers Koala. We had the same thing back in school but years later, unexpectedly, my son gave it right back to me when I said he couldn`t play outside until he finished his mac & cheese. Funny thing is, is that he loves mac & cheese. I think he wanted to go back outside to reload or something.
  26. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 10:25 am
    I got my booster shot every day when I was in elementary school.

    It`s been awhile since I`ve had a booster. I`m at risk...

  27. Profile photo of lossof_life
    lossof_life Female 13-17
    184 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    That was great. :-)
  28. Profile photo of po__
    po__ Female 13-17
    146 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 1:46 pm
    Kid Aids!
  29. Profile photo of yaimhere
    yaimhere Female 18-29
    72 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    They forgot that you need cootie booster shots.
    Circle circle dot dot now I have my cootie shot.
    Circle circle square square not I have them every where.
    Circle circle life life now I have it all my life.
  30. Profile photo of emle
    emle Male 18-29
    34 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    Can someone please tell me, one from europe, what the hell "cooties" is?
  31. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    ^ Cooties is the icky pretend disease you get from the opposite sex when you`re younger.

    Oh, and yaimhere- rhyming "life" with "life" ... brilliant.

  32. Profile photo of Resilience
    Resilience Female 13-17
    31 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    Haha! That was cute. I enjoyed it.
  33. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    But what about the second vaccine?
    Circle circle square square
    Now you got it everywhere.

    Cooties can enter through any pore or the skin and any mucous membrane. The pros at Harvard found that out years ago.

  34. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    The sad thing is that I`ve actually seen commercials like this one....not for cooties though
  35. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    hah.
    i remember in kindergarden
    that was a BIG issue (:
  36. Profile photo of Gigaman
    Gigaman Male 18-29
    161 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    I had cooties....and now all the kids pick on meh T.T
  37. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    i plan to give everyone cooties
    and to get my cootie shots so hah
    but then id feel all lonely
  38. Profile photo of ChestyLaRoo
    ChestyLaRoo Female 18-29
    215 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 5:09 pm
    "Speak to your kids about cooties, before cooties speaks to them first." Hmmmm...now how exactly do cooties go about speaking to kids =|?
  39. Profile photo of jimspade
    jimspade Male 18-29
    213 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    heh lunchables
  40. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 7:38 pm
    Nah, he uses multiple accounts to persuade buddy that people like the clip or game... or steaming crap pile...thats whats up with the 0 Poster`s linking crap...its all Fancylad!
  41. Profile photo of amandabear
    amandabear Female 13-17
    16 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    lol very cute
  42. Profile photo of chillywhack
    chillywhack Male 40-49
    161 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 8:16 pm
    That was adorable
  43. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 8:55 pm
    ah, the cooties...those were the days..lolz
  44. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 8:58 pm
    Laugh if you want to but I didn`t listen to the warnings. Now I have cooties and I have to take cootitrex every day or risk an outbreak. Not to mention I have to tell everyone I date that I have cooties. Trust me,cootie flareups are disgusting and painful. Practice safe play and get your cooties shots!
  45. Profile photo of candy_apple
    candy_apple Female 18-29
    152 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 9:38 pm
    aw that was too cute!
  46. Profile photo of rock_jock
    rock_jock Female 30-39
    122 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 10:06 pm
    I never understood cooties as a child. If all boys thought all girls had them, and vice versa, does that mean that there are two separate strains? Me? I`m free of boy cooties (I`m good about keeping the vaccination up to date) but I`m loaded with girl cooties, right? Meaning, I do need to warn anyone I date that I have girl cooties, but not boy cooties. Or is it that, one strain, on it`s own, is not harmful, but if you are a girl and catch boy cooties, you`re pretty much doomed? I will do some reading on this sensitive topic.
  47. Profile photo of babidee
    babidee Female 18-29
    192 posts
    December 14, 2007 at 10:40 pm
    hehe gotta love elementary school!!!
  48. Profile photo of anGiE_O_o
    anGiE_O_o Female 13-17
    488 posts
    December 15, 2007 at 6:16 am
    awww the blong boy " what do I do now..?"
    s0 cute
  49. Profile photo of anGiE_O_o
    anGiE_O_o Female 13-17
    488 posts
    December 15, 2007 at 6:23 am
    but..

    I think I has the cooties

  50. Profile photo of yaimhere
    yaimhere Female 18-29
    72 posts
    December 15, 2007 at 10:07 am
    AKappy, I didn`t make the vaccine and I wouldn`t mock something that can someday save your children from the cooties.
  51. Profile photo of candor88
    candor88 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    December 15, 2007 at 11:07 am
    We still gave each other the cootie shot in high school, except we would twist the other person`s nipples on the "dot dot".

    I think we just liked torturing each other...

  52. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    December 15, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    hahahah.
  53. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    December 15, 2007 at 3:25 pm
    friggin hilarious!!!
  54. Profile photo of Kinvara
    Kinvara Female 18-29
    59 posts
    December 15, 2007 at 5:55 pm
    If only the "Circle circle dot dot" vaccine worked on AIDs...
  55. Profile photo of TheWyvern
    TheWyvern Female 18-29
    81 posts
    December 15, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    aaawwww
  56. Profile photo of mastacheif
    mastacheif Male 13-17
    42 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 5:13 am
    fkkking halliouz
  57. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 7:44 am
    rock_jock, medics at the Bee Hospital worked at that one for many terms, eventually a theory came up that girl cooties dont affect girls, and vice versa, but they affect the opposite sex. it may have something to do with the fact that girl cooties are PINK, and boy cooties are BLUE. the only cooties that are universally lethal are the *insert name of snotty kid* Diseases, which you can only get rid of by passing it on. theres a report on it, but i cant find it :)
  58. Profile photo of Quinn57
    Quinn57 Female 40-49
    5 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 10:14 am
    Way too cute!
  59. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 10:53 am
    yaimhere, I thought the whole thing was:
    Circle circle dot dot, now I have my cootie shot.
    Circle circle square square, now I have it everywhere.
    Circle circle knife knife, now I have it all my life.

    Or maybe the kids in my area were just emo....
    Anyway, once I got that shot and booster I seriously thought I was set.

  60. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    cooties FTW
  61. Profile photo of Denny2
    Denny2 Male 18-29
    155 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 3:48 pm
    BRILLIANT!
  62. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    "all i did was trade lunchables."
  63. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 5:17 pm
    lol that blond kid is a born actor....
  64. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    December 16, 2007 at 8:41 pm
    lmfao. that was hilarious. i loved it.
  65. Profile photo of BitemeAlien
    BitemeAlien Female 18-29
    39 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:21 am
    I...feel...itchy.

    *shudder*

    do i has cooties?


    -

    so dratin` cute!

  66. Profile photo of BitemeAlien
    BitemeAlien Female 18-29
    39 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 12:28 am
    I might tell my siblings about Cooties now...
  67. Profile photo of greened
    greened Male 18-29
    25 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    What`s the purpose of the commercial? Is it to tell the kids that cooties is fictitious because they seriously worry, or what? I can`t remember if we really believed cooties were dangerous or not, but we didn`t want to catch it =) But I`m from Sweden, it could be different depending on culture.
  68. Profile photo of wheresmysock
    wheresmysock Female 13-17
    25 posts
    December 17, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    XDXD How adorable...
  69. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    pidwidgeon "yaimhere, I thought the whole thing was:
    Circle circle dot dot, now I have my cootie shot.
    Circle circle square square, now I have it everywhere.
    Circle circle knife knife, now I have it all my life.
    Or maybe the kids in my area were just emo...."

    That`s what I said at school when I was little

    It`s a funny and cute video

  70. Profile photo of GreenNun
    GreenNun Female 13-17
    2 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 9:27 am
    i remember when i got cooties :(
  71. Profile photo of ender568
    ender568 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 9:52 am
    Shiggin can suck MY cooties. That was soooo cute. i believe this calls for an `AWWWWWW`;)

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