Rockin' in the free world since 2005.

[Total: 91    Average: 3.3/5]
76 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 38317
Rating: 3.3
Category: Funny
Date: 12/04/07 02:35 AM

76 Responses to Chinese Toilet Enema

  1. Profile photo of JosephineHMS
    JosephineHMS Female 13-17
    585 posts
    December 3, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    Link: Chinese Toilet Enema - Infomercial for customized toilet seat. Technically NSFW due to some pretty cool CG simulations.
  2. Profile photo of ilikeggs485
    ilikeggs485 Male 13-17
    49 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 2:39 am
    Eww? that musn`t feel comfortable at all..
  3. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 2:44 am
    oooookeeeee... that gave me a WTF expression
  4. Profile photo of IhartSqwerls
    IhartSqwerls Male 18-29
    174 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 2:44 am
    I don`t know what you`re talking about ilikeggs, I got all hot and bothered just thinking about it
  5. Profile photo of shadow50001
    shadow50001 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 2:45 am
    very odd...
  6. Profile photo of eagles5
    eagles5 Male 13-17
    272 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 2:46 am
    wtf was up with the "poo hands" lol.
    i dont think ur motor skills would be that f**cked up to miss ur ass with paper. lol
  7. Profile photo of lieunym
    lieunym Female 18-29
    458 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 2:51 am
    Why did I watch that whole thing 0.o
  8. Profile photo of Lavisival
    Lavisival Male 18-29
    32 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 2:51 am
    ihart, no.
  9. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:08 am
    that must be quite a powerful jet of water to penetrate your anus from that distance
  10. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:12 am
    That whole dirty hand thing was pretty nasty :P
  11. Profile photo of Fuchsbrauner
    Fuchsbrauner Female 18-29
    183 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:32 am
    Ooh, testimonies.
    And that one woman was giggling somethin` awful.
  12. Profile photo of ledzep360
    ledzep360 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:34 am
    why were the last like 3 about weird things in asia?
  13. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:37 am
    Cool drinking fountain.
  14. Profile photo of blargendarg
    blargendarg Male 30-39
    377 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:42 am
    wow. i have *several* questions. not the least of which is: how does the robot arm target your anus and not some other nearby tender part?

    do you void the warranty if you`re unable to relax?

    ok, i`ll stop.

  15. Profile photo of kongen
    kongen Male 18-29
    265 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:45 am
    That was alot of poo on one place. Chines are strange people...
  16. Profile photo of LordJonathan
    LordJonathan Male 70 & Over
    1348 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:47 am
    I wonder if that super soaker guy is going to invest in one of these.
  17. Profile photo of arkansas
    arkansas Male 18-29
    307 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:48 am
    haha she got poo on her hand!!!
    they need to move that part to the front so we dont have to watch it all to crack toilet humor. im sure that will be the most-commented part.
  18. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:52 am
    This is basically just a bidet.
  19. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:57 am
    My toilet does that, but differently... It`s a japanese model... It shoves a large phallic item in your bum, and thrusts in and out, then it sends the water and retracts after the fact and doesn`t even call you.
  20. Profile photo of snoopdawgg
    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
    482 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 4:07 am
    bright ideas from taiwan (not chinese) again
    i was wondering how the water can line up perfectly..
  21. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 5:35 am
    Isn`t that just a fancy bidet?
  22. Profile photo of maryinblue
    maryinblue Female 18-29
    63 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 5:50 am
    So much for wiping away from the vagina... Let`s just spray poo-water all over our genitals, shall we? Yeast infection, anyone?

    Crude, I know. But you could get away with saying just about anything after a video like that...

    Really, nothing beats fiber and wet wipes.

  23. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 7:09 am
    The company`s name was Lotus... I guess they didn`t have the balls to call it what everyone else was thinking... TULIP!!!

    Oh, yeah... this would be great to have. I`m always getting my hands full of crap too when I stick them up there to scoop myself clean.

  24. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 7:41 am
    "Oh, yeah... this would be great to have. I`m always getting my hands full of crap too when I stick them up there to scoop myself clean."

    LOL

  25. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 7:43 am
    o wow that was.... ooooookkkkkkkkkk?????? :(
  26. Profile photo of Kiko_911
    Kiko_911 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 8:04 am
    "Before i found out about the Smart Seat, i always had to plug a hose in my butt and suck the crap out...Now, a water spray does that for me!" Seriously, how unconfortable must that be?
  27. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 8:35 am
    ewwww...
  28. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 9:27 am
    it even has a remote control...

    hmm...wonder what that is for....surprising your guests when they are on your toilet and you push the button in the living room waiting for the screaming?

  29. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5387 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 10:01 am
    If you go to the website.. they also have a "dryer" function on the seats. I bet the air jet feels just as good as the water jet!
  30. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    451 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 10:06 am
    here`s the page where you can buy one:
    http://www.advancedtoilets.com/lang_english/features.html
  31. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 10:36 am
    This thing...it squirts water up your ass?! Who the hell made that up?!
  32. Profile photo of xJemm
    xJemm Female 13-17
    17 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 10:55 am
    LOL Ftw?? weird!
  33. Profile photo of rabbeseking
    rabbeseking Male 13-17
    152 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 11:13 am

  34. Profile photo of xyra
    xyra Female 18-29
    137 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 11:21 am
    Noo way, who would let that toilet violate them like that? Also, what prevents you from releasing it right onto that little squirter? Noooothinggg. That might get a little gross very quickly. Ug.
  35. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 11:31 am
    def the wtf of the day
  36. Profile photo of Gnarkill07
    Gnarkill07 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 11:33 am
    god the chinese are so stupid.
  37. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    i tried something like that it was pretty painful
  38. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    wow.
  39. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    Imagine the pain of that jet hitting your balls in stead.
  40. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    man....hehe poop
  41. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    What`s with all the dooky and dooky-poo themes on IAB lately?
  42. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 2:19 pm
    I....er....um....no, nevermind....
  43. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    Ok, now all they need to do is add an ipod dock to it
  44. Profile photo of cheebits
    cheebits Female 13-17
    2 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    "Oh, yeah... this would be great to have. I`m always getting my hands full of crap too when I stick them up there to scoop myself clean."

    i wonder what the people from two girls one cup are thinking right now...

    and what if that jet of water doesnt go into your ass and hits somewhere else?
    OOOWWWW!!!

  45. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    Your random Asian link of the day.
  46. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    im so confused. first off: ewww poopalms >.<

    then..ok, yes we`ve established that water up your arse might be uncomfortable, but....what is the purpose of it in this product? what is it MEANT to do???

  47. Profile photo of ThksFrThMmrs
    ThksFrThMmrs Female 13-17
    136 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    That`s uncomfortable.
  48. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    517 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    How gay. HA-HA! You have been raped by your toilet!
  49. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    ...oh....my....god.... and who poos all over themselves like that?!
  50. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 5:07 pm
    Also the cheapest version is $529USD
  51. Profile photo of Mariabethia
    Mariabethia Female 13-17
    38 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    i found the english version of the website. they explained the benefits of using it and it sounded like it was true... but i don`t think it would be too much fun to use it.
  52. Profile photo of Mariabethia
    Mariabethia Female 13-17
    38 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    or comfortable.
  53. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    WOW coffee machine ass.
  54. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 6:39 pm
    Prevent Hemroids.

    ...

    OK. Good enough.

  55. Profile photo of phildelobbe
    phildelobbe Male 13-17
    12 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    haha i googled lotus909 and that sumbitch comes with its own anal drier! ebay here i come!!
  56. Profile photo of ascarybear
    ascarybear Male 18-29
    62 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 7:26 pm
    On the website it says it has a remote control.....wtf? When would ever need to use that? Wtf is with this toilet?
  57. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 7:38 pm
    ba li ba ling ling ooh ooh
  58. Profile photo of manditaaknfv
    manditaaknfv Female 18-29
    288 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 7:42 pm
    1. how is this NSFW?
    2. What is asian fascination with toliets?
  59. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 7:50 pm
    LOL MY GRANDMA HAS THAT AT HER HOUSE LMAO
  60. Profile photo of matsuri_aka
    matsuri_aka Female 18-29
    252 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 7:50 pm
    Maybe it gives them pleasure. (sarcastic)
  61. Profile photo of excelman
    excelman Male 30-39
    418 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 7:53 pm
    4 billion chinese 1 cup
  62. Profile photo of WhatInThe42o
    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 8:11 pm
    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  63. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 8:53 pm
    oh my god
    ahaha
    i can just imagine what they are saying

    im wearing a face mask right now
    & i just cracked if from laughing so much (=

  64. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 9:11 pm
    Does it make me weird that I want one?
  65. Profile photo of basically
    basically Female 13-17
    80 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    Hmm. they used a tissue to wipe the crap of their hand that they could have used to wipe their butt in the first place. Retarded.

    Also...if you are off by an inch, you`ll get poo-water squirting up like a fountain.

  66. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 9:42 pm
    lmfao,watched the whole thing cause i´m bored to drat as EVE is down and quite litterally fell off my chair,your supposed to use TP on your ass,not your hand then the TP to wipe it off,LOL
  67. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 10:06 pm
    Interesting. I`d probably like to have that kind of toilet seat in my house. A douching with every sit would probably be better for the colon.
  68. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 11:55 pm
    Ill stick with wiping my as s. I dont want a jet of water up it
  69. Profile photo of liniarc
    liniarc Male 18-29
    238 posts
    December 4, 2007 at 11:56 pm
    I beleive that was a lot worse because I understood it. maybe not but how would I know
  70. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    December 5, 2007 at 10:24 am
    ok the...... >.>
  71. Profile photo of IhartSqwerls
    IhartSqwerls Male 18-29
    174 posts
    December 5, 2007 at 10:51 am
    Doubles as a douche
  72. Profile photo of rock_jock
    rock_jock Female 30-39
    122 posts
    December 5, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    Ok...so, I don`t speak a word of Chinese, but the hand motions led me to believe that it clears up acne, made one thinner (although, that could have been a constipation thing) and is better for the environment?

    Um, ok. I`m not quite that brave, but let me know how it goes. K?

  73. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    December 5, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    Interesting... Though i guess it makes sense. Medically helpful toilet seat that rinses out the bowels and helps you pass the waste easier after continuous use... hm.. I always wondered if that spray thing invented by the Japanese Toilet industry was for cleaning or more...
  74. Profile photo of disoriented1
    disoriented1 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    December 5, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    First,
    "4 billion chinese 1 cup" - serious LOL
    Second,
    from what I could understand, it is designed for the elderly and for those with constipation problems and that the stream `stimulates the anus to relax and expand`.

    genius.

  75. Profile photo of ballin462
    ballin462 Male 13-17
    61 posts
    December 5, 2007 at 10:04 pm
    lol what if it like had a mind of its own and if you pissed it off it would shoot that stuff a you
  76. Profile photo of Gakkari
    Gakkari Female 13-17
    1 post
    July 17, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    ...
    Did i see them wiping poo off there hands?!
    whats what toilet roll is for D;
    Thats scary... creepy may i add...

Leave a Reply