Bigfoot`s Favorite Meal

Submitted by: crichards96 9 years ago Funny

Keep your mouth shut around Bigfoot, literally. Warning: very gory.
There are 55 comments:
Female 46
WHAT THE HELL! shouldn`t there have been blood dripping onto the ground after his face was being bit off? and if you do something stupid like hit an angry bigfoot with an axe you run like hell after you do it
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Female 108
yum.. face
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Male 1,371
WOAH...Im scarred for life

and of course!

LEAVE BIGFOOT ALONE!!!

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Female 90
psh
that wasn`t that bloody!
I bleed more than that...
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Male 172
Well we all have our bad days.
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Male 2,958
He`ll be feeling that one in the morning.
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Female 239
What? Faces are a good source of vitamin B and iron! Don`t tell me you guys never eaten at LEAST one face!
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Male 33
What movie was that from? It looked cool. Even The Hostel and Saw movies aren`t gory enough for me.
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Female 488
AHHHH! take me away from the internet NOW
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Male 20
bigfoots pissed
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Female 321
Hey, ass monkey!


Oh, you dunnit nah boy...

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Male 73
Was I the only one that laughed manically when he bit his face off?
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Male 4,246
Viatro, you`re my new hero. Well done, sir, well done.
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Female 2,084
yea. i don`t think i should have watched this right before going to bed....
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Male 59
Lol concetra, right when I saw him bite the dudes face I though "bow-chicka-wow-chicka wow" You know, that catchy jingle from the commercial.
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Male 19
omg Becky, look at that his face
It`s devoured. *Scoff* It looks like Big Foot made it his smorgas. But y`know... Lets get the F*** Out of here!

(Sir Eat-a-face)

"I eat your face and I can not lie

You other monsters eat stir fry

That when a guy walks in with a little bit o` face and a sharp Axe in my space he gets chomped"
:) You can imagine how the rest of the song goes from here.

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Female 363
Hey assmonkey! Bahaha, hilarious. :)
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Female 182
Ha ha ha. The feet stopped twitching.
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Male 788
i dont htink anyone likes fancylad anymore haha
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Male 788
haha awsome
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Female 1,299
anyone else think iab`s posts tonight are slightly late for haloween?
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Female 1,063
Who`s the ass monkey now biotch?
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Male 2,160
cheapy
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Male 2,050

... Jack links beef jerky. Feed your wild side.
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Male 1,266
Why do people in movies just hang there, i mean kicking him in the balls would have been a good idea or jamming your fingers in his eyes? Nah I`ll just let him eat my face!
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Male 896
Lol! Finally! My friend was telling me about this movie like a year ago. I need to watch it!
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Male 105
....whos the ass monkey now
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Male 358
When bigfoot was all like "RAGGHH" and started eating the guys face, I just cracked up.
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Male 164
note to self: don`t piss off bigfoot.
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Male 695
Mmmmmm......face...
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Male 608
Well pabasa. Thats cuz yur gay.
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Male 105
I hit `back` just as soon as I saw exactly where he was going to bite.

Seriously, I don`t need to know crap like that.

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Female 360
I`ve seen this flick, and this is actually one of the few good scenes from a really lousy movie.. I love cheap gore flicks.. :)
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Male 300
WTF

thedobkins is more scary than bigfoot

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Female 670
That was just... gross... and not in the least bit entertaining.
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Male 285
Ha ha ha. Yeah that`s right. Whenever somebody calls you a name you don`t like, bite their face off.
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Male 1,217
Like the inside of one of those squishy doughnuts.

Poor bigfoot, he`s just an innocent obese ass monkey.

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Female 223
what type of jelly do you guys think that was? Raspberry? Or maybe boysenberry. Good to know that behind our faces is just a conglomerate of gooey red stuff.

No wonder he ate his head, he just wanted some face jelly.

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Male 4,012
The warning label should have been bigger, like this:

It wasn`t, so I just lost my lunch and breakfast.

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Male 4,246
Dude, COME ON. You should`ve known that an axe to the back wouldn`t do squat; aim for the neck, face, or crotch.

Anyhow, this clip is tied with "PS3 Baby" for my Nightmare of the Night. Thanks, i-am-bored!!

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Male 72
that wasn`t big foot
he didn`t have very big feet
big foot`s cousin?
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Male 1,217
... ya think it was cherry?? `Cuz I got a little problem with cherry.
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Female 257
... gory, yes.
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Male 275
...thank you for sharing
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Male 1,217
... I wonder what they used for the slushy in his head.
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Male 239
I gotta see this movie. Don`t want to, GOT TO!
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Male 286
Sweet
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Male 19
lol that axe was so fail.
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Male 650
dayum!
talk about pwned
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Female 43
haha ass monkey lol i love shiz like this
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Female 469
Tasty.
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Male 36
"Hey ass monkey, eat this!" *takes a bite out of guys face. LOL!!
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Female 135
damn you fancylad! do u have a life?!?! and i thought bigfoots favorite meal was beef jerky. all those wasted years...
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Male 19,879
Shouldn`t have called him ass monkey.
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Male 83
Link: Bigfoot`s Favorite Meal [Rate Link] - Keep your mouth shut around Bigfoot, literally. Warning: very gory.
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