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Date: 12/22/07 12:15 AM

55 Responses to Bigfoot`s Favorite Meal

  1. Profile photo of crichards96
    crichards96 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 11:08 pm
    Link: Bigfoot`s Favorite Meal - Keep your mouth shut around Bigfoot, literally. Warning: very gory.
  2. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 11:08 pm
    Shouldn`t have called him ass monkey.
  3. Profile photo of eviloreos04
    eviloreos04 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 12:20 am
    damn you fancylad! do u have a life?!?! and i thought bigfoots favorite meal was beef jerky. all those wasted years...
  4. Profile photo of _TheDude_
    _TheDude_ Male 18-29
    36 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 12:21 am
    "Hey ass monkey, eat this!" *takes a bite out of guys face. LOL!!
  5. Profile photo of _Requiem_
    _Requiem_ Female 18-29
    469 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 12:22 am
    Tasty.
  6. Profile photo of haunt_me
    haunt_me Female 18-29
    43 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 12:28 am
    haha ass monkey lol i love shiz like this
  7. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 12:44 am
    dayum!
    talk about pwned
  8. Profile photo of kingofearth
    kingofearth Male 13-17
    19 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 1:05 am
    lol that axe was so fail.
  9. Profile photo of lewisc007
    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 1:27 am
    Sweet
  10. Profile photo of thedobkins
    thedobkins Male 30-39
    239 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 1:37 am
    I gotta see this movie. Don`t want to, GOT TO!
  11. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 1:39 am
    ... I wonder what they used for the slushy in his head.
  12. Profile photo of GeN_Ex
    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
    276 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 1:40 am
    ...thank you for sharing
  13. Profile photo of lunani
    lunani Female 18-29
    257 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 2:36 am
    ... gory, yes.
  14. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 2:58 am
    ... ya think it was cherry?? `Cuz I got a little problem with cherry.
  15. Profile photo of sumhighguy
    sumhighguy Male 13-17
    72 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 3:40 am
    that wasn`t big foot
    he didn`t have very big feet
    big foot`s cousin?
  16. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 3:41 am
    Dude, COME ON. You should`ve known that an axe to the back wouldn`t do squat; aim for the neck, face, or crotch.

    Anyhow, this clip is tied with "PS3 Baby" for my Nightmare of the Night. Thanks, i-am-bored!!

  17. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 5:14 am
    The warning label should have been bigger, like this:

    It wasn`t, so I just lost my lunch and breakfast.

  18. Profile photo of xdonutx
    xdonutx Female 13-17
    223 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 6:47 am
    what type of jelly do you guys think that was? Raspberry? Or maybe boysenberry. Good to know that behind our faces is just a conglomerate of gooey red stuff.

    No wonder he ate his head, he just wanted some face jelly.

  19. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 7:18 am
    Like the inside of one of those squishy doughnuts.

    Poor bigfoot, he`s just an innocent obese ass monkey.

  20. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 7:20 am
    Ha ha ha. Yeah that`s right. Whenever somebody calls you a name you don`t like, bite their face off.
  21. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 8:16 am
    That was just... gross... and not in the least bit entertaining.
  22. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 8:19 am
    WTF

    thedobkins is more scary than bigfoot

  23. Profile photo of minjofu
    minjofu Female 18-29
    360 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 9:15 am
    I`ve seen this flick, and this is actually one of the few good scenes from a really lousy movie.. I love cheap gore flicks.. :)
  24. Profile photo of iceco
    iceco Male 18-29
    105 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 9:17 am
    I hit `back` just as soon as I saw exactly where he was going to bite.

    Seriously, I don`t need to know crap like that.

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    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 9:30 am
    Well pabasa. Thats cuz yur gay.
  26. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 10:02 am
    Mmmmmm......face...
  27. Profile photo of demonbunny
    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 10:07 am
    note to self: don`t piss off bigfoot.
  28. Profile photo of LleetLlama
    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 10:18 am
    When bigfoot was all like "RAGGHH" and started eating the guys face, I just cracked up.
  29. Profile photo of deadskull35
    deadskull35 Male 18-29
    105 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 10:23 am
    ....whos the ass monkey now
  30. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 10:42 am
    Lol! Finally! My friend was telling me about this movie like a year ago. I need to watch it!
  31. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    Why do people in movies just hang there, i mean kicking him in the balls would have been a good idea or jamming your fingers in his eyes? Nah I`ll just let him eat my face!
  32. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    ... Jack links beef jerky. Feed your wild side.
  33. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    cheapy
  34. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    Who`s the ass monkey now biotch?
  35. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    anyone else think iab`s posts tonight are slightly late for haloween?
  36. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    haha awsome
  37. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    i dont htink anyone likes fancylad anymore haha
  38. Profile photo of Cricket11
    Cricket11 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 7:01 pm
    Ha ha ha. The feet stopped twitching.
  39. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    Hey assmonkey! Bahaha, hilarious. :)
  40. Profile photo of Viatro
    Viatro Male 18-29
    19 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    omg Becky, look at that his face
    It`s devoured. *Scoff* It looks like Big Foot made it his smorgas. But y`know... Lets get the F*** Out of here!

    (Sir Eat-a-face)

    "I eat your face and I can not lie

    You other monsters eat stir fry

    That when a guy walks in with a little bit o` face and a sharp Axe in my space he gets chomped"
    :) You can imagine how the rest of the song goes from here.

  41. Profile photo of Shadowspell
    Shadowspell Male 18-29
    59 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 9:12 pm
    Lol concetra, right when I saw him bite the dudes face I though "bow-chicka-wow-chicka wow" You know, that catchy jingle from the commercial.
  42. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 9:12 pm
    yea. i don`t think i should have watched this right before going to bed....
  43. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    December 23, 2007 at 2:59 am
    Viatro, you`re my new hero. Well done, sir, well done.
  44. Profile photo of IceCream128
    IceCream128 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    December 23, 2007 at 6:12 am
    Was I the only one that laughed manically when he bit his face off?
  45. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    December 23, 2007 at 9:51 am
    Hey, ass monkey!


    Oh, you dunnit nah boy...

  46. Profile photo of tggnj4t6
    tggnj4t6 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    December 23, 2007 at 10:22 am
    bigfoots pissed
  47. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    December 23, 2007 at 10:35 am
    AHHHH! take me away from the internet NOW
  48. Profile photo of Cokeman
    Cokeman Male 13-17
    33 posts
    December 23, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    What movie was that from? It looked cool. Even The Hostel and Saw movies aren`t gory enough for me.
  49. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    December 23, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    What? Faces are a good source of vitamin B and iron! Don`t tell me you guys never eaten at LEAST one face!
  50. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    December 23, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    He`ll be feeling that one in the morning.
  51. Profile photo of Sean_confer
    Sean_confer Male 18-29
    172 posts
    December 24, 2007 at 12:17 am
    Well we all have our bad days.
  52. Profile photo of runawaylolly
    runawaylolly Female 18-29
    90 posts
    December 25, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    psh
    that wasn`t that bloody!
    I bleed more than that...
  53. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    December 26, 2007 at 4:24 pm
    WOAH...Im scarred for life

    and of course!

    LEAVE BIGFOOT ALONE!!!

  54. Profile photo of bored_gal
    bored_gal Female 13-17
    108 posts
    December 27, 2007 at 10:44 pm
    yum.. face
  55. Profile photo of iLoveHeroes
    iLoveHeroes Female 13-17
    46 posts
    March 16, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    WHAT THE HELL! shouldn`t there have been blood dripping onto the ground after his face was being bit off? and if you do something stupid like hit an angry bigfoot with an axe you run like hell after you do it

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