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Date: 12/19/07 12:50 AM

91 Responses to Banned Safe Sex Commercial

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    December 18, 2007 at 6:27 pm
    Link: Banned Safe Sex Commercial - MTV hasn`t been this risque since Madonna made out with Britney Spears. Warning: possibly NSFW for younger readers.
  2. Profile photo of IhartSqwerls
    IhartSqwerls Male 18-29
    174 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:53 am
    bonus points for those who spot all the innuendo.
    also...YAY FURRIES! I mean, come on. Who HASN`T looked at the Care Bears in a sexual manner at least once before....those soft plush tummies....
  3. Profile photo of amonstrosity
    amonstrosity Female 18-29
    93 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:55 am
    i think i only understood half the innuendos....
    i definitely didn`t get the midget with the vacuum.
  4. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:59 am
    this is banned? aww I thought they tried pretty good to make it not too bad.Like the rooster with the ring lol roosterring
  5. Profile photo of Aadam
    Aadam Male 18-29
    186 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:59 am
    ok, lets see who can name the most, in a list! lmao, lets go, whos first?? oh by the way, anybody know where the hell akappy is?! i miss him! :(
  6. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:03 am
    Baseball class in P.E.
    The boys always insisted on playing with girls.
  7. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:04 am
    "anybody know where the hell akappy is?! i miss him! :("

    Me too!
    Come back, AKappy!

  8. Profile photo of Aadam
    Aadam Male 18-29
    186 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:04 am
    my innocent mind sees the following...
    Golden shower
    Rusty trombone
    sheepsh£*ger...?:S
    something about meat or sausage...
    beads as in anal beads
    co*k ring
    dirty sanchez
    bald pu*sy?
    teabagging

    anybody? and wtf is the midget maid hoovering in red heels:S?

  9. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:13 am
    The midget is 3 in one...

    Midget Fetish
    Maid Fetish
    Red Heel Fetish

    duh.

  10. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:27 am
    1. Golden Shower.
    2. Pitcher & Catcher.
    3. Furries (clearly).
    4. Rusty Trombone.
    5a. Midget.
    5b. French Maid.
    5c. Cankles (I`m guessing).
    6. Sheep.
    7. Rub `n` Tug (another guess).
    8. Pearl Necklace.
    9. Cawk Ring.
    10. Dirty Sanchez.
    11. Mature women/lesbians.
    12. Shaved Pu$sy.
    13. S & M.
    14a. Latex/leather?
    14b. Teabagging.
    15. Dunno for sure, but I THINK the person drinking that tea is a man.

    Wow, that is a naughty, naughty advertisement.

  11. Profile photo of kirby218
    kirby218 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:47 am
    "Ooo look at us! We`re MTV! We`re so innovative and revolutionary because we got all that attention for the Madonna and Britney kiss and Janet`s "Costume Malfunction". Look at this commercial we paid a lot of funny people to write! Don`t for get to watch Laguna Beach this Friday!

    PS: Why are we still called "Music" Television?"

    K... glad I got that off of my chest.
    Funny commercial. :)

  12. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:39 am
    wow. I didn`t get a lot of those. Especially that hairless cat one. anyway.

    doesn`t NSFW stand for Not Safe For Work? NSFW for younger readers? what!?

  13. Profile photo of muckseen
    muckseen Female 18-29
    137 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:40 am
    That`s not banned, I saw it on tv last week. Mind you, I am in Europe. We rock.
  14. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:43 am
    Anybody else confused about the "younger readers" caption while this is clearly a videoclip?
  15. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:59 am
    Nice, my favorite was was dirty sanchez because it took a second for it to hit me in the face like a brick. At first I was thinking chicken drater?
  16. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:02 am
    Also. I also hate MTV Kirby218. But then again they never play anything good on it, no Cake, MC Chris, Electric six, and you wont see any D on it anymore.

    That was a good day. Making of Tribute.

  17. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:14 am
    meh madonna and britney wasn`t risque. it was shameless sensationalism.
  18. Profile photo of dibens
    dibens Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:51 am
    bummer, the didn`t show my fetishes :(
  19. Profile photo of dibens
    dibens Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:51 am
    they*
  20. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2007 at 5:00 am
    I thought that was agreat :D
  21. Profile photo of jhendrix
    jhendrix Male 30-39
    89 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 5:53 am
    That was pretty funny.

    BTW Kirby218, the costume malfunction wasn`t on MTV, it was on CBS during the super bowl halftime show.

  22. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 5:58 am
    Lol pretty good.
  23. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:03 am
    1. golden shower
    2. pitcher and catcher
    3. furries
    4. rusty trambone
    5. french maid
    6. that one fetish where girl smash things with their heels?
    7. sheep F$%#er
    8. geisha and sausage? (I didn`t get that one.. Asian fetish?)
    9. Anal beads
    10. Dirty Sanchez
    11. Rooster Ring
    12. Lesbians
    13. Shaved Pussy
    14. S&M/Leather
    15. Tranny? Crossdressing?
    16. Teabag
  24. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:03 am
    hilarious! Love the bald p*ssy and the dirty sanchez. Although teabagging was pretty hilarious too.
  25. Profile photo of sidran32
    sidran32 Male 50-59
    42 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:07 am
    I saw it on TV way back when. It`s "banned" as in they don`t show the commercial anymore because they have to move on to other commercials.
  26. Profile photo of chicobartend
    chicobartend Male 18-29
    251 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:11 am
    I love the guy in the gimp suit! Gimp suits just make me laugh!
  27. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:20 am
    FOR THE LAST TIME NSFW STANDS FOR NOT SAFE FOR WORK, NOT, NOT SAFE FOR CHILDREN
  28. Profile photo of Autumn-Tears
    Autumn-Tears Female 13-17
    1 post
    December 19, 2007 at 6:20 am
    Number 8 = Handjob?
  29. Profile photo of WNLD
    WNLD Female 18-29
    243 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:31 am
    I`m glad that piece of crap was banned. Now what we need is an "MTV causes disease" commercial.
  30. Profile photo of beaman
    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 7:19 am
    [email protected]! You wear your pearl anal beads around your neck?! And Razamire sounds kinky with her "roosterring".
  31. Profile photo of fxsports
    fxsports Female 18-29
    102 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 8:00 am
    The beads were a pearl necklace.
  32. Profile photo of fxsports
    fxsports Female 18-29
    102 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 8:01 am
    The "rooster ring" was a c*ck ring.
  33. Profile photo of cynicalli
    cynicalli Female 30-39
    163 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 8:02 am
    Wow, maybe Jamie Lynn Spears should have watched this and taken a hint.
  34. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 8:17 am
    Watched this and got most of them, which I guess is probably bad since I`m 13.
    But I don`t get the golden shower thing.
    Is it something to do with pee?
  35. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 8:22 am
    eleu, smart girl. Remember to use a condom tho!

    But really, I`m sure there are more subtle ways to pass the message of condom usage.

  36. Profile photo of DudeGuy
    DudeGuy Male 13-17
    211 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 8:37 am
    Why is that banned? Censors getting carried away...
  37. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 8:47 am
    haha thats quite good
  38. Profile photo of beniscool1
    beniscool1 Male 13-17
    58 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 8:59 am
    was this directed by david lynch or something? and the dirty sanchez was hilarious
  39. Profile photo of Thejuggalo
    Thejuggalo Male 18-29
    18 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 9:23 am
    lol great video, i cant beleive that mtv would mention furries... thats just awesome
  40. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 9:25 am
    What-sa dirty sanchez? Thats a first for me.
  41. Profile photo of luketoyou
    luketoyou Male 13-17
    101 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 9:26 am
    Duh... Why was it banned?
  42. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 9:29 am
    haha, i saw this on tv.
    i thought it would be the `discovery channel` ad with the animals mating..
  43. Profile photo of Talpa
    Talpa Male 18-29
    179 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 9:57 am
    pretty lame, mtv, when they said play more videos they meant music videos not commercials.
  44. Profile photo of water_dragon
    water_dragon Male 13-17
    84 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 10:01 am
    OMG ROFLMAO That was the best
  45. Profile photo of Nick_13
    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    395 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 10:03 am
    OK so a couple of people got the pearl necklace thing. But answer me this...

    How do you give a pearl necklace with a condom on?!

  46. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 10:30 am
    ^^ UH, take it off right before `it` happens? duh...
  47. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 10:32 am
    Wikipeda said:
    Dirty Sanchez is a term used to describe the sexual practice of smearing fecal matter under the nose of one`s partner in the form of a mustache during sex. This act can be seen performed in the 2006 sex tape Screeched in which Saved by the Bell actor Dustin Diamond acted as cameraman and narrator.
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
  48. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 10:35 am
    What does furries and rusty trambone mean?
  49. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 11:24 am
    So basically its wasnt banned, and I think it was really good... but thats just my feeling. I mean how many times do you see a commercial that you have to change your panties afterward???
  50. Profile photo of j_jetson_s
    j_jetson_s Male 18-29
    67 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 11:38 am
    As already mentioned, there are several things with the "possibly NSFW for younger readers."
    1) readers?
    2) since when does age determine whether what you`re viewing is safe for work?
    3) I get the idea that caption writer doesn`t know what NSFW means.
  51. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 11:40 am
    Lorah, use should look it up on Urban dictionary. :-)
  52. Profile photo of bigsisjune
    bigsisjune Female 13-17
    214 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 11:42 am
    For anyone that wants to know what these mean:
    Urban Dictionary
  53. Profile photo of bigsisjune
    bigsisjune Female 13-17
    214 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 11:43 am
    Wow. Jerk.
  54. Profile photo of IhartSqwerls
    IhartSqwerls Male 18-29
    174 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:02 pm
    btw, maid is a munchkin...on carpet....Munching Carpet? Ha ha hee hee ho ho?
  55. Profile photo of kirby218
    kirby218 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    ^LOL. I don`t think that`s it as midgets are rarely called "munchkins"...

    "BTW Kirby218, the costume malfunction wasn`t on MTV, it was on CBS during the super bowl halftime show."

    MTV sponsored and booked the artists that year. They were in charge of the Halftime show that year, as it had been for a while. That was one of the last times they did it though.

  56. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:18 pm
    I got Dirty Sanchez, Golden Shower, Teabagging, Blad Pus*y and Pearl necklace.... WTF WAS THE FAT MAID THO!?!
  57. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 12:47 pm
    first one is golden shower , too lazy to do the rest
  58. Profile photo of Isobar
    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    Rusty Trombone=Tossing the salad with a reach around mixed in there.
  59. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 1:47 pm
    i notices a good amount lol
  60. Profile photo of HippieLover
    HippieLover Female 13-17
    65 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    I like it!
  61. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    I hate mtv
  62. Profile photo of mousepolice
    mousepolice Male 13-17
    15 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    It`s disturbing what a lot of people are into.
  63. Profile photo of Viatro
    Viatro Male 18-29
    19 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    Ok I may not know all of the sexual references here but seriously why? Why this MTV? You already get a bad rap as it is and now it`s just plain obvious. You guys are into the whole sex, drugs and music thing more than anyone else aren`t you? Just play metal and all the bad publicity about being the raciest channel for teens will go away... or I`ll actually watch MTV because it sucks.

    I found this to be mildly funny. I agree with some of the others here:

    Music television should read Mainstream Television

    There was nothing to read on this video clip except a condom recommendation perhaps

    IMO, The point they`re making is to not contract deadly viruses/diseases while having crazy sex so you can watch more MTV and give them high ratings. Thats why I could care less about this trend of a channel. They feed your humorous commercials so as to brainwash people when it looks like they`re looking out for you.

  64. Profile photo of Korijenta
    Korijenta Female 18-29
    170 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    SHEEEEEEEP!!!!
  65. Profile photo of XfaTedX
    XfaTedX Female 18-29
    60 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:20 pm
    So, is it bad that I think that its an amazing commercial.
    I dont see why it needed to be banned.
  66. Profile photo of kirby218
    kirby218 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:23 pm
    "IMO, The point they`re making is to not contract deadly viruses/diseases while having crazy sex so you can watch more MTV and give them high ratings. Thats why I could care less about this trend of a channel. They feed your humorous commercials so as to brainwash people when it looks like they`re looking out for you."

    Preach it! Fight tha man!!

  67. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    :] I love this thing. Really, it`s well thought out, and funny.
  68. Profile photo of sayian17
    sayian17 Male 13-17
    63 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    That`s MTV for ya!
  69. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    I was waiting for the classic paraplegic climbing the stairs.

    Another unfulfilled night.

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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    omg. wow. that was just hilarious.
  71. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    That was amusing. Sad, MTV didn`t always su_ck so bad. It all went down hill when they started playing that Michel Jackson cr_ap.
  72. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 5:43 pm
    Here is what Ive found:
    1. Golder Shower
    2. Pitcher & Catcher
    3. Furries
    4. Rusty Trambone
    5. Midget
    6. French Maid
    7. Red Shoes - Means having sex with a chick on period.
    8. Sheep drat (Beastiality)
    9. Geisha
    10. Meat Grinder - Getting head from a chick with Braces
    11. Pearl Necklace
    12. rooster Ring
    13. Dirty Sanchez
    14. Bald Pussy
    15. S & M
    16. Trannie
    17. Gimp
    18. Teabagging
  73. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    LOL! That was awesome. Who knew they could fit so many innuendos and fetishes in one commercial.
  74. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 6:33 pm
    Not as bad as the Much Music commercial with the giant break dancing penis and vagina. XD
  75. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    its not sheepdrat its sheepshagger. Its weird how i saw like 12/18 of these when im 13... XD they forgot to show tossing the salad and doggy style. XD
  76. Profile photo of TheWyvern
    TheWyvern Female 18-29
    81 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 10:04 pm
    i think the maid was just a maid fetish maybe mixed in with midget fetish.
    And the "asian sausage" was like a "full-release" handjob or "a happy-ending" massage (?) lol
    Anyways..it was funny. stupid censorship.
  77. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    420 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 10:46 pm
    why was this banned? america is so sensitive its ridiculous
  78. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 11:01 pm
    And to whoever said they`re surprised MTV mentioned furries... MTV did a controversial documentary on furries too.
  79. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    December 19, 2007 at 11:26 pm
    what is a dirty sanchez anyway??? i guess i gotta google it....OH!!! thats gross!
  80. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 12:49 am
    Retarded AND immature? Yep, definitely MTV. What a stupid, boring commercial. Harr harr, sexual innuendo is so funnay lololololll!!1!one
  81. Profile photo of dramapunk
    dramapunk Female 18-29
    80 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 11:41 am
    what`s the big deal it was an okay advert. I don`t understand why it was banned.
  82. Profile photo of SKCREW_HOLLY
    SKCREW_HOLLY Male 13-17
    21 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    dude i so called that! like halfway through i was thinking
    "i bet this ends in `whatever you`re into (something about being safe)`

    hahahahaha
    thats great

  83. Profile photo of jkahoon
    jkahoon Female 18-29
    178 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    I rather enjoyed this commercial! :->
  84. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    584 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    Lol.
  85. Profile photo of Veracious
    Veracious Female 18-29
    14 posts
    December 20, 2007 at 10:25 pm
    I never saw this, thanks. Fun trying to guess which is which. But very tastefully done but I wouldn`t let a teen see this, don`t want to explain some of the imagery and what they have to do with condom.
  86. Profile photo of almightydean
    almightydean Male 13-17
    50 posts
    December 21, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    wow i got most of those

    wow

  87. Profile photo of Yellow14
    Yellow14 Female 13-17
    18 posts
    December 22, 2007 at 10:12 am
    that was great!
  88. Profile photo of Pepsic91
    Pepsic91 Female 13-17
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    December 23, 2007 at 9:53 am
    I see this in finnish mtv every day!! All series are also un-bleeped. God bless finnish censorship!!
  89. Profile photo of hillokas
    hillokas Female 18-29
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    January 1, 2008 at 3:55 am
    This isn`t banned! Well at least the Finnish MTV airs it. It`s not that bad, nothing to cause you to tear your eyes out or anything. Personally I thought it was creative and funny. And MTV is doing the right thing advocating safe sex.
  90. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 1:22 am
    Clever I guess?
  91. Profile photo of xDousenx
    xDousenx Male 13-17
    143 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 8:46 am
    Even though i understood em all... still.. What the hell?

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