Banned Safe Sex Commercial

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in Weird
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MTV hasn"t been this risque since Madonna made out with Britney Spears. Warning: possibly NSFW for younger readers.
There are 91 comments:
Male 143
Even though i understood em all... still.. What the hell?
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Female 1,199
Clever I guess?
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Female 2
This isn`t banned! Well at least the Finnish MTV airs it. It`s not that bad, nothing to cause you to tear your eyes out or anything. Personally I thought it was creative and funny. And MTV is doing the right thing advocating safe sex.
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Female 243
I see this in finnish mtv every day!! All series are also un-bleeped. God bless finnish censorship!!
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Female 18
that was great!
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Male 50
wow i got most of those

wow

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Female 14
I never saw this, thanks. Fun trying to guess which is which. But very tastefully done but I wouldn`t let a teen see this, don`t want to explain some of the imagery and what they have to do with condom.
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Female 584
Lol.
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Female 178
I rather enjoyed this commercial! :->
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Male 21
dude i so called that! like halfway through i was thinking
"i bet this ends in `whatever you`re into (something about being safe)`

hahahahaha
thats great

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Female 80
what`s the big deal it was an okay advert. I don`t understand why it was banned.
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Male 1,882
Retarded AND immature? Yep, definitely MTV. What a stupid, boring commercial. Harr harr, sexual innuendo is so funnay lololololll!!1!one
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Female 700
what is a dirty sanchez anyway??? i guess i gotta google it....OH!!! thats gross!
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Male 2,216
And to whoever said they`re surprised MTV mentioned furries... MTV did a controversial documentary on furries too.
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Male 420
why was this banned? america is so sensitive its ridiculous
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Female 81
i think the maid was just a maid fetish maybe mixed in with midget fetish.
And the "asian sausage" was like a "full-release" handjob or "a happy-ending" massage (?) lol
Anyways..it was funny. stupid censorship.
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Male 1,059
its not sheepdrat its sheepshagger. Its weird how i saw like 12/18 of these when im 13... XD they forgot to show tossing the salad and doggy style. XD
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Female 1,589
Not as bad as the Much Music commercial with the giant break dancing penis and vagina. XD
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Female 876
LOL! That was awesome. Who knew they could fit so many innuendos and fetishes in one commercial.
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Male 880
Here is what Ive found:
1. Golder Shower
2. Pitcher & Catcher
3. Furries
4. Rusty Trambone
5. Midget
6. French Maid
7. Red Shoes - Means having sex with a chick on period.
8. Sheep drat (Beastiality)
9. Geisha
10. Meat Grinder - Getting head from a chick with Braces
11. Pearl Necklace
12. rooster Ring
13. Dirty Sanchez
14. Bald Pussy
15. S & M
16. Trannie
17. Gimp
18. Teabagging
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Male 1,404
That was amusing. Sad, MTV didn`t always su_ck so bad. It all went down hill when they started playing that Michel Jackson cr_ap.
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Female 2,084
omg. wow. that was just hilarious.
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Male 1,270
I was waiting for the classic paraplegic climbing the stairs.

Another unfulfilled night.

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Male 63
That`s MTV for ya!
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Female 670
:] I love this thing. Really, it`s well thought out, and funny.
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Male 103
"IMO, The point they`re making is to not contract deadly viruses/diseases while having crazy sex so you can watch more MTV and give them high ratings. Thats why I could care less about this trend of a channel. They feed your humorous commercials so as to brainwash people when it looks like they`re looking out for you."

Preach it! Fight tha man!!

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Female 60
So, is it bad that I think that its an amazing commercial.
I dont see why it needed to be banned.
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Female 170
SHEEEEEEEP!!!!
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Male 19
Ok I may not know all of the sexual references here but seriously why? Why this MTV? You already get a bad rap as it is and now it`s just plain obvious. You guys are into the whole sex, drugs and music thing more than anyone else aren`t you? Just play metal and all the bad publicity about being the raciest channel for teens will go away... or I`ll actually watch MTV because it sucks.

I found this to be mildly funny. I agree with some of the others here:

Music television should read Mainstream Television

There was nothing to read on this video clip except a condom recommendation perhaps

IMO, The point they`re making is to not contract deadly viruses/diseases while having crazy sex so you can watch more MTV and give them high ratings. Thats why I could care less about this trend of a channel. They feed your humorous commercials so as to brainwash people when it looks like they`re looking out for you.

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Male 15
It`s disturbing what a lot of people are into.
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Female 1,397
I hate mtv
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Female 65
I like it!
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Female 4,376
i notices a good amount lol
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Male 293
Rusty Trombone=Tossing the salad with a reach around mixed in there.
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Male 1,141
first one is golden shower , too lazy to do the rest
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Female 239
I got Dirty Sanchez, Golden Shower, Teabagging, Blad Pus*y and Pearl necklace.... WTF WAS THE FAT MAID THO!?!
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Male 103
^LOL. I don`t think that`s it as midgets are rarely called "munchkins"...

"BTW Kirby218, the costume malfunction wasn`t on MTV, it was on CBS during the super bowl halftime show."

MTV sponsored and booked the artists that year. They were in charge of the Halftime show that year, as it had been for a while. That was one of the last times they did it though.

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Male 174
btw, maid is a munchkin...on carpet....Munching Carpet? Ha ha hee hee ho ho?
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Female 214
Wow. Jerk.
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Female 214
For anyone that wants to know what these mean:
Urban Dictionary
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Male 991
Lorah, use should look it up on Urban dictionary. :-)
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Male 67
As already mentioned, there are several things with the "possibly NSFW for younger readers."
1) readers?
2) since when does age determine whether what you`re viewing is safe for work?
3) I get the idea that caption writer doesn`t know what NSFW means.
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Female 961
So basically its wasnt banned, and I think it was really good... but thats just my feeling. I mean how many times do you see a commercial that you have to change your panties afterward???
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Female 1,784
What does furries and rusty trambone mean?
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Female 1,063
Wikipeda said:
Dirty Sanchez is a term used to describe the sexual practice of smearing fecal matter under the nose of one`s partner in the form of a mustache during sex.[1] This act can be seen performed in the 2006 sex tape Screeched in which Saved by the Bell actor Dustin Diamond acted as cameraman and narrator.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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Female 1,063
^^ UH, take it off right before `it` happens? duh...
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Male 395
OK so a couple of people got the pearl necklace thing. But answer me this...

How do you give a pearl necklace with a condom on?!

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Male 84
OMG ROFLMAO That was the best
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Male 179
pretty lame, mtv, when they said play more videos they meant music videos not commercials.
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Female 691
haha, i saw this on tv.
i thought it would be the `discovery channel` ad with the animals mating..
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Male 101
Duh... Why was it banned?
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Female 1,063
What-sa dirty sanchez? Thats a first for me.
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Male 18
lol great video, i cant beleive that mtv would mention furries... thats just awesome
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Male 58
was this directed by david lynch or something? and the dirty sanchez was hilarious
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Male 521
haha thats quite good
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Male 210
Why is that banned? Censors getting carried away...
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Male 4,012
eleu, smart girl. Remember to use a condom tho!

But really, I`m sure there are more subtle ways to pass the message of condom usage.

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Female 1,002
Watched this and got most of them, which I guess is probably bad since I`m 13.
But I don`t get the golden shower thing.
Is it something to do with pee?
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Female 163
Wow, maybe Jamie Lynn Spears should have watched this and taken a hint.
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Female 102
The "rooster ring" was a c*ck ring.
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Female 102
The beads were a pearl necklace.
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Male 110
[email protected]! You wear your pearl anal beads around your neck?! And Razamire sounds kinky with her "roosterring".
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Female 243
I`m glad that piece of crap was banned. Now what we need is an "MTV causes disease" commercial.
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Female 1
Number 8 = Handjob?
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Female 1,264
FOR THE LAST TIME NSFW STANDS FOR NOT SAFE FOR WORK, NOT, NOT SAFE FOR CHILDREN
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Male 251
I love the guy in the gimp suit! Gimp suits just make me laugh!
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Male 42
I saw it on TV way back when. It`s "banned" as in they don`t show the commercial anymore because they have to move on to other commercials.
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Male 737
hilarious! Love the bald p*ssy and the dirty sanchez. Although teabagging was pretty hilarious too.
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Male 991
1. golden shower
2. pitcher and catcher
3. furries
4. rusty trambone
5. french maid
6. that one fetish where girl smash things with their heels?
7. sheep F$%#er
8. geisha and sausage? (I didn`t get that one.. Asian fetish?)
9. Anal beads
10. Dirty Sanchez
11. Rooster Ring
12. Lesbians
13. Shaved Pussy
14. S&M/Leather
15. Tranny? Crossdressing?
16. Teabag
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Male 991
Lol pretty good.
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Male 89
That was pretty funny.

BTW Kirby218, the costume malfunction wasn`t on MTV, it was on CBS during the super bowl halftime show.

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Male 2,216
I thought that was agreat :D
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Male 203
they*
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Male 203
bummer, the didn`t show my fetishes :(
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Male 651
meh madonna and britney wasn`t risque. it was shameless sensationalism.
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Male 896
Also. I also hate MTV Kirby218. But then again they never play anything good on it, no Cake, MC Chris, Electric six, and you wont see any D on it anymore.

That was a good day. Making of Tribute.

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Male 896
Nice, my favorite was was dirty sanchez because it took a second for it to hit me in the face like a brick. At first I was thinking chicken drater?
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Male 1,036
Anybody else confused about the "younger readers" caption while this is clearly a videoclip?
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Female 137
That`s not banned, I saw it on tv last week. Mind you, I am in Europe. We rock.
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Female 831
wow. I didn`t get a lot of those. Especially that hairless cat one. anyway.

doesn`t NSFW stand for Not Safe For Work? NSFW for younger readers? what!?

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Male 103
"Ooo look at us! We`re MTV! We`re so innovative and revolutionary because we got all that attention for the Madonna and Britney kiss and Janet`s "Costume Malfunction". Look at this commercial we paid a lot of funny people to write! Don`t for get to watch Laguna Beach this Friday!

PS: Why are we still called "Music" Television?"

K... glad I got that off of my chest.
Funny commercial. :)

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Male 4,246
1. Golden Shower.
2. Pitcher & Catcher.
3. Furries (clearly).
4. Rusty Trombone.
5a. Midget.
5b. French Maid.
5c. Cankles (I`m guessing).
6. Sheep.
7. Rub `n` Tug (another guess).
8. Pearl Necklace.
9. Cawk Ring.
10. Dirty Sanchez.
11. Mature women/lesbians.
12. Shaved Pu$sy.
13. S & M.
14a. Latex/leather?
14b. Teabagging.
15. Dunno for sure, but I THINK the person drinking that tea is a man.

Wow, that is a naughty, naughty advertisement.

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Male 623
The midget is 3 in one...

Midget Fetish
Maid Fetish
Red Heel Fetish

duh.

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Male 186
my innocent mind sees the following...
Golden shower
Rusty trombone
sheepsh£*ger...?:S
something about meat or sausage...
beads as in anal beads
co*k ring
dirty sanchez
bald pu*sy?
teabagging

anybody? and wtf is the midget maid hoovering in red heels:S?

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Female 326
"anybody know where the hell akappy is?! i miss him! :("

Me too!
Come back, AKappy!

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Female 326
Baseball class in P.E.
The boys always insisted on playing with girls.
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Male 186
ok, lets see who can name the most, in a list! lmao, lets go, whos first?? oh by the way, anybody know where the hell akappy is?! i miss him! :(
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Female 660
this is banned? aww I thought they tried pretty good to make it not too bad.Like the rooster with the ring lol roosterring
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Female 93
i think i only understood half the innuendos....
i definitely didn`t get the midget with the vacuum.
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Male 174
bonus points for those who spot all the innuendo.
also...YAY FURRIES! I mean, come on. Who HASN`T looked at the Care Bears in a sexual manner at least once before....those soft plush tummies....
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Male 20,909
Link: Banned Safe Sex Commercial [Rate Link] - MTV hasn`t been this risque since Madonna made out with Britney Spears. Warning: possibly NSFW for younger readers.
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